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KingpilledRIP Based Dilbert Man, Bessent vs SOMALI FRAUD, NEW Big Beautiful Bill | The ASTROLABEJoin me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the Saturday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 1/13 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO...
2026-01-143h 05
KingpilledEurope as The MUSEUM Civilization, GIGAFOID, Bovino Mogging, Chamath & Lutnick Convo | The ASTROLABEJoin me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the Saturday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 1/12 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO...
2026-01-134h 03
KingpilledIS WE GETTING LETTERS OF MARQUE FOR ILLEGALS??? | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 12/20 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? * BTC: bc1qpylrv9haewgwfgqu0tz0meagufrmaqpgqjnxpg* Or use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https...
2025-12-211h 32
KingpilledTrump's Backdoor INDIAN BAN and Why the BREAKINGSLOP Suckers Attack OUR POTUS | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 12/18 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? * BTC: bc1qpylrv9haewgwfgqu0tz0meagufrmaqpgqjnxpg* Or use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https...
2025-12-193h 57
KingpilledTRUMP'S New NATSEC Strategy, Bessent COOKS Sorkin, Rubio's NGO DEATH BLOW | The ASTROLABE***PLEASE DONATE TO HELP COOPER - EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS!*** https://x.com/realKingpilled/status/1978505245618528742Every M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 12/5 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? * BTC: bc1qpylrv9haewgwfg...
2025-12-065h 00
KingpilledThe SUDAWAVE: TRUMP 47, Week 43 of 208 - "THE STORIES ARE TRUE"***PLEASE DONATE TO HELP COOPER - EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS!*** https://x.com/realKingpilled/status/1978505245618528742Every M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 11/18 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabit...
2025-11-202h 35
KingpilledTucker EVISCERATES Lady G, The REAL Reason Heritage Is UNDER FIRE, MONSTER SUDAWAVE | The ASTROLABE***PLEASE DONATE TO HELP COOPER - EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS!*** https://x.com/realKingpilled/status/1978505245618528742Every M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 11/6 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabit...
2025-11-075h 08
KingpilledThe TUCKDOLF/NICKLER Interview, MONSTER SUDAWAVE, Democrat EBT CRISIS Draws Nigh | The ASTROLABE***PLEASE DONATE TO HELP COOPER - EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS!*** https://x.com/realKingpilled/status/1978505245618528742Every M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 10/28 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabit...
2025-10-295h 54
KingpilledMEGA-SUDAWAVE + "NO KINGS", Russia/Alaska Tunnel, AI Art, The Will Stancil Show | The ASTROLABE***PLEASE DONATE TO HELP COOPER - EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS!*** https://x.com/realKingpilled/status/1978505245618528742Every M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 10/21 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabit...
2025-10-223h 09
KingpilledSUDAWAVE + TRUMP'S Gaza PEACE, "NO KINGS" Protest, and MOAR TISH Trouble | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 10/13 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACOFFEE: https...
2025-10-143h 55
KingpilledDOUBLE SUDAWAVE! Plus HEGSETH on FAT GENERALS, ANTIFA as a FTO, and MORE! | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 10/9 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://streamlabs.com/kingpilled2/tip* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACO...
2025-10-104h 08
KingpilledSUDAWAVE, JTTF Announced, Blake Neff, MOVE TO DC | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 9/26 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACOFFEE: https...
2025-09-273h 01
KingpilledANOTHER Trump Assassination Attempt, ANOTHER SCOTUS Win, TRUMP'S Epic UN Speech | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.”SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 9/24 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACOFFEE: https...
2025-09-254h 23
KingpilledSUDAWAVE DAY! PLUS WE'RE CANCELLING LIBS NOW: Kimmel, ANTIFA, & Bondi on HATE SPEECH | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning night show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 9/17 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACOFFEE: https://bu...
2025-09-194h 28
KingpilledYesterday, We Mourned; Now, We Win: Charlie, Nick, & Tucker vs Cuban | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Kick and X called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning night show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 9/12 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACOFFEE: https://bu...
2025-09-134h 46
KingpilledSUDAWAVE DAY + THE WAR DEPARTMENT, Tech CEOS BOW to TRUMP, & MILITARIZING Portland??? | The ASTROLABEEvery M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 9/5 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled* BUYMEACOFFEE: https://buymeacoffee.co...
2025-09-064h 56
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 18: Polka Yer Eyes OutHey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 18: Polka Yer Eyes Out, tearing through August 24–30, 2025, with more fire than an American flag in the hands of a libertarian! Trump’s flag-burning E.O. smacks down lefties (yes, libertarians are leftists), while his cashless bail ban leaves Chicago’s mayor whining about racism. The FBI and CIA squirm under Russia Hoax probes, and Ashli Babbitt’s honored as the patriot she was. Kristi Noem’s border locks out illegals—zero crossings, anons! HUD goes English-only, and RFK’s nutrition push slaps Big Pharma. This polka’s a MAGA riot, and “While You Still Can’...
2025-09-0214 min
KingpilledTRUMP'S ALIVE; Asmongold on Australia; Rudy Giuliani ASS*ASS*NATION Attempt?? | The ASTROLABE***NO EWBSX INTRO***Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 8/31 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled...
2025-09-014h 16
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 17: Roll Out the CrackerHey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 17: Roll Out the Cracker, blasting August 17–23, 2025, with more heat than a boomer torching a Cracker Barrel gift card! Michigan’s ballot-stuffing Dems get crushed by Trump’s mail-in ban, while DC’s streets gleam murder-free under his iron fist. Epstein and Maxwell’s elite secrets spill, sending panicans into an X-fueled frenzy. DHS boots 1.5 million illegals, and Noem’s ICE planes rev up for more. This polka’s a MAGA banger, and “Cyberbully’s” chiptune chaos memes the left into oblivion. Subscribe on Substack, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and keep the Trooster polka rockin’...
2025-08-2613 min
KingpilledThe ASTROLABE: 8/25/25 | FBI Raids BOLTON; 47 CRUSHING Crime; DEMS Losing EC; Financialist KILLCHAIN***’LABE INTRO AT 34:48***Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 8/25 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled
2025-08-263h 59
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 16: Polka and OrderHey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 16: Polka and Order!, glitter-bombing August 10-16, 2025, with news spicier than a Subway sandwich toss! Trump’s D.C. police takeover has Mayor Bowser in a tizzy, while “Shifty” Schiff’s leaks spark DOJ fire. Texas’ ICE fortress buries sanctuary city dreams, and Melania smacks Hunter’s Epstein lies. This week’s polka’s a banger, and “Before It Was Gay” is a Biden-era callback to America’s pre-woke glory. Subscribe on Substack, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and keep the polka news rockin’!Polka Week in Review: August 10 to 16, 2025Polka week in review, Au...
2025-08-1912 min
KingpilledThe ASTROLABE: 8/14/25 | TRUMP "Bukeles" DC; Alaska Mtg w/ PUTIN; More TULSI DECLAS on Schiff/Comey***’LABE INTRO AT 24:54***Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 8/14 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled
2025-08-155h 21
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 15: Polka Per Capita!Hey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 15: Polka Per Capita!, tearing through August 3rd to 9th, 2025, with news hotter than a D.C. carjacking! Edward “Big Balls” Coristine fought off “urban youth” thugs in the capital, sparking Trump’s plan to federalize D.C. and crush the black crime wave. In Cincinnati, Holly’s reeling from a black youth mob attack, with the C.R.S. too scared to spin their usual lies. Cory Booker’s “per capita” X flop proved Dems can’t count or cover up crime. Clinton’s Russia-gate hoax got smoked by a grand jury, Schiff and Leticia...
2025-08-1214 min
KingpilledThe ASTROLABE: 8/7/25 | TRUMP WH: "MAXIMUM WARFARE"; Plus BIG BALLS, Tim Apple, & Russia PEACE Talks***’LABE INTRO AT 26:19***Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 8/7 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled
2025-08-085h 22
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 14: Polka Tariff-ico!Hey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 14: Polka Tariff-ico!, tearing through July 27th to August 2nd, 2025, with news that’ll jolt your patriot pulse! Trump’s tariffs crushed Canada, South Korea, and the EU for a cool $750 billion, while Texas busted an illegal alien pedophile ring and ICE hired up like it’s border lockdown season. The deep state’s burying Epstein’s files, Strzok’s X posts vanished, and Warren faceplanted on the Senate floor—progressive dreams in freefall! Hulk Hogan got his day in Florida, Trump’s golden ballroom sparkles, and some Luigi clone’s sniping execs in NYC. Russia...
2025-08-0514 min
KingpilledThe ASTROLABE: 7/29/25 | Laird TRUMP'S MASSIVE EU Deal; Reviewing the 1st 6 Mos; Can Jews Be BASED?***’LABE INTRO AT 31:51***Link to enter raffle for FREE YEAR in Kingpilled Discord. A MASSIVE THANK YOU to all of you for contributing to my salary and blowing away my goals. I humbly salute you.*Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 7/29 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DO...
2025-07-304h 50
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 13: Polkamania, Brother!Hey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 13: Polkamania, Brother!, slappin’ through July 20th to 26th, 2025, with news that’ll make your ears tingle! Tragically, we lost Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan this week—pour one out for those men. Trump’s suing The Wall Street Journal for $10 billion, the DOJ’s Epstein pull got blocked by another Obama judge, and white folks are building Ozark communities. Congress codified Trump’s Executive Orders, Hunter Biden’s crack cocaine recipes are making the rounds, and Hillary’s emails are back under the microscope. Twenty states sued over sanctuary cities, Coca-Cola’s sweet on cane suga...
2025-07-2914 min
KingpilledThe ASTROLABE: 7/25/25 | HH***’LABE INTRO AT 32:00***Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 7/25 show.SUPPORT THE SHOW:* DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com* WANT TO SEND BTC? Use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com* CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled* VENMO: @kingpilled
2025-07-264h 17
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 12: Make America Polka AgainHey folks, Jeff here with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 12: Make America Polka Again, squeezin’ through July 13th to 19th, 2025, with news that’ll make your bellows pump harder than Andy Byron’s Jumbotron grin! Biden’s autopen pardons flop like a Panican tantrum, Gabbard slaps Obama’s deep state with a Big Mike aloha, and Trump’s pending Epstein file drop has elites sweatin’ like Israel after bombin’ a Gaza church! SCOTUS greenlights Trump’s school cuts, Paxton jails quorum-dodgin’ Dems, and Elmo’s X hack tickles the third rail. This week’s polka’s got more zing than S&P’s record highs, and “Don’t...
2025-07-2214 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 11: MechaPolkaHey folks, Jeff here with a new episode of Adjust Accordionly—Episode 11: MechaPolka, where we’re grockin’ through July 6th to 12th, 2025, with news that’ll make your bellows pump harder than a mosquito at Alligator Alcatraz! SCOTUS keeps the faith with Trump’s border blitz, ICE smokes out pot farms while D.H.S. blasts radio ads. Tucker Carlson ignites TPUSA with Epstein truths, Grok goes Mecha-Hitler and plots a “grape” fantasy with Will Stancil, and Netanyahu eyes a Nobel for Trump amidst assassin threats. This polka’s got more kicks than an NHL golf fight, and the original tune, “...
2025-07-1512 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 10: One Big Beautiful PolkaHey folks, Jeff here with another star-spangled installment of Adjust Accordionly—Episode 10: One Big Beautiful Polka, celebratin’ America’s 249th birthday with a patriotic bang! We’re marchin’ through June 29th to July 5th, 2025, with news that’ll make your arm uncontrollably spasm and thrust outward in a Roman salute! SCOTUS greenlights Trump’s concentration camps to keep our borders free, the B.B.B. slashes Medicaid for illegals, Tennessee and NYC slam the door on invaders (for very different reasons), and Iron Mike punches Big Pharma’s weed scam right in the chops! Marco Grande torches U.S.A.I.D.’s globali...
2025-07-0811 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 9: Trust the PolkaHey folks, Jeff here with the big and beautiful Episode 9: Trust the Polka—it’s the best, everyone always says! We’re covering June 22nd to 28th, 2025, with tremendous news: Trump’s great and wonderful Iran peace move—absolutely terrific, the best deal ever, nobody does it better—plus the BBB inching forward, half a million Haitians getting ready to be deported, and SCOTUS slapping down the lower courts—fantastic stuff! This polka and the “Heidegger Bomb” tune are huge, believe me, and they’ll keep you groovin’ past the whiners. Check the lyrics, grab the vids, subscribe—it’s gonna be yuge!Pol...
2025-07-0211 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 8: On the Brink of World PolkaHey there, polkateers, it’s Jeff, your accordion-nukin’ host, droppin’ a news roundup fiercer than a fallout flash! Episode 8, “On the Brink of World Polka,” is a ska-charged barn-burner, blastin’ through June 15–21, 2025, with a zing snappier than a Geiger counter’s jig! I’m packin’ 30 headlines into a polka sizzler, from our glorious leader’s Iran dodge savin’ the day to Walz’s hitman whispers and Tucker torchin’ Cruz as AIPAC’s puppet, plus Vance’s “No Way, Jose!” jab and Kroger’s cake kerfuffle. Then, “Nuclear War Is Best” lights up your ear holes with a glittery pop sparkle, fueled by MAGA’s radiant roar. Gr...
2025-06-2410 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 7: The Polka of Los AngelesHey there, polka posse, it’s Jeff, your accordion-shlogn’ host, slingin’ a news roundup hotter than a taco stand in an immigration riot! Episode 7, “The Polka of Los Angeles,” is a klezmer-fueled hoedown, rippin’ through June 8–14, 2025, with a zing spinnier than a super-sonic dreidel! I’m crammin’ 24 headlines into a polka scorcher, from Marines stompin’ LA’s riot blaze to Trump’s birthday bash rockin’ DC, plus Israel’s cry-bully bomb-fest with Iran and our favorite Maryland Man gettin’ hauled back for a hummus-fluffy rap sheet. Then, “Got What I Voted For” storms in with hard rock patriot fire, celebratin’ Trump’s second term, f...
2025-06-1711 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 6: Lookout Bellow!Hey there, polka crew, it’s Jeff, your accordion-thrashin’ host, dishin’ a news roundup fiercer than a rattlesnake in a dust storm! Episode 6, “Lookout Bellow!,” is a rowdy hoedown, tearin’ through June 1–7, 2025, with a kick zappier than a live wire. I’m packin’ 24 headlines into a polka scorcher, from Trump’s travel ban lockin’ the gates to ICE raids rattlin’ LA’s day laborers, plus Musk’s X brawl with Trump and RFK’s fry-shunnin’ diet crusade. Then, “Civil Riots Serenade” storms in with some totally 80s pop fire, shreddin’ the CRS’s civil rights hustle, inspired by Auron Macintyre’s X thread on the subject: htt...
2025-06-1011 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 5: Your Mom Stole the KishkaHey there, polka fans, it’s your accordion-slammin’ host, Jeff, droppin’ the spiciest news roundup this side of the Rio Grande! Episode 5, “Your Mom Stole the Kishka,” is a skankin’ fiesta, spinnin’ May 25–31, 2025, with a zip that’s hotter than a border wall barbecue. I’m dishin’ 21 headlines in a pop/ska polka, from Macron’s Hanoi slap to Greenwald’s skirt-liftin’ leak, plus Diddy’s Obama bombshell and Bongino’s Epstein snafu. Then, it’s “Adios, Amigos!,” a mariachi-ska-punk farewell to our unwelcome guests, sendin’ ‘em packin’ with a grin. We also razz Pride Month’s glittery fruitcakes and their parade of public kink. This episode’...
2025-06-0310 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 4: Polka at the Alp-olloHey there, polka fans, it’s your accordion-squeezin’ host, Jeff, droppin’ the grooviest news roundup this side of the DMZ! Episode 4, “Polka at the Alp-ollo,” is a swingin’ bash, spinnin’ May 18-24, 2025, with a zippy-zing that’s keener than a jukebox on overdrive. I’m servin’ up 23 headlines in a yodel-packed Alpine polka, from Israel’s Gaza genocide to Trump’s Putin deal; plus Diddy’s courtroom skid and Nancy Mace’s reverse revenge porn movie marathon. Then, I’m bustin’ out with “Nancy Mace Anatomy,” a grrl power firecracker about a feisty gal who’s all boobs and bravado and bathroom bans—my kinda tun...
2025-05-2710 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 3: Squeeze HarderHey folks, welcome to Episode 3: Squeeze Harder of Adjust Accordionly, where I’m crankin’ the accordion for a polka-primed recap of May 11 to 17, 2025’s zaniest news and events before pummeling you goofballs with another original track! This week’s polka torches headlines like Kanye’s Hitler-ing, Trump ending the The Ukraine War , Our President’s F-bomb, and SCOTUS teeing Trump up for his Andrew Jackson moment; all with a wurlitzer’s bite. Then, we dive into “Black Pill,” a crooner-surf-rockabilly-doowop ultra-violence fantasy from the 2020 George Fentanyl riots, starring an anti-hero with a cool jacket. It’s a high-octane riot with accordion swagg...
2025-05-2011 min
Adjust AccordionlyEpisode 2: Electric PolkalooHey folks, welcome to Episode 2: Electric Polkaloo of Adjust Accordionly, where I’m crankin’ the accordion for a polka-fueled recap of May 4 to 10, 2025’s wildest news and politics, plus a fresh original track! This week’s polka slams through headlines like Shiloh Hendrix’s gamer-word chart-topper, Trump’s Alcatraz prison pitch, and a “melanated diabetes in bronze” statue stirrin’ up X, all with a Cleveland-style bounce. Then, we rip into “My Wife’s Boyfriend Chad,” a synth-fueled ska-punk anthem roastin’ corner chair appreciators with some IROC-Z swagger. It’s a high-energy riot with a little polka pizzazz—Adjust Accordionly!Polka Week in Review: May...
2025-05-1311 min
Adjust AccordionlyNumero UnoHey folks, welcome to the kickoff of Adjust Accordionly, where I’m wranglin’ my accordion to sling a polka recap of the week’s news and politics, topped with an original tune! Episode 1 dives into April 27 to May 3, 2025, with headlines like Trump’s Michigan rally and Tesla dealerships torched by leftoid goofballs, all wrapped in a punchy polka beat. Then, we shift gears with “Turn Back the Windrush,” a two-tone ska banger about scrapin’ by as a euro-poor. It’s a wild ride with bowling alley vibes—Adjust Accordionly!Polka Week in Review: April 27 to May 3, 2025Polka week in re...
2025-05-0609 min