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Jock TrapE28 - Best of 2025 (pt. 2)
We discuss favorites (TV shows, movies, music, Club Random with Bill Maher guests) and least favorites (Canada's Drag Race contestants, beneath the skin situations), as well as anticipation for 2026.
2026-02-0352 minJock TrapE27 - Best of 2025 (pt. 1)The girls dish on the best of 2025 in videogames, Marvel Snap, Digimon, and books.
2026-01-201h 02Jock TrapE26 - Trap Eye for the Jock GuyOn this week's episode, we cast our reboot of the failed Queer Eye and pitch why Netflick needs to run us one to three billion dollars for our genius. Food, style, hair, design, culture; we've got it all henny!
2025-11-1150 minJock TrapE25 - CricketGate 2025Oh mama, Halloween? It's aboot to get Fierce. The Jock Trap crew and Clasher Mans have decided that this year? It's all about the Barbarian. Get your nasty nipples on those bottles and tell mama you want that milk, honey! Get on down to New York City November 8th-23rd to take part in the Ultimate Barbarian Cosplay Contest with Clasher Mans! Just don't get Jock Trapped in your Hair B&B dungeon, little girl!
2025-10-2833 minJock TrapE24 - Jock Trap Goes to the Movies (pt. 2)Bex opens the episode with a mental saw trap involving Franklin Grande and Pilgrim Harry. Frey Ruveals how much and how often he wants that Corn Sweat. Bri gives 'em the ole Saw trap clapback with an evil guessing game to determine which mediocre horror films he's been watching.
2025-09-3051 minJock TrapE23 - Jock Trap Goes to the Movies (pt. 1)Frey brings the hot topics, including ugly authors and A.I. art Patreon grifts. Bri discusses Pop Mart as an opiate and gags everyone with a yassified retelling of the Odyssey. Bex is balding and has his shoes on the carpet. We all review the recent batch of horrible movie trailers.
2025-09-1650 minJock TrapE22 - Is That a (Robot) Chicken?!This week we take a trip through television she/herstory as we reflect on the disturbing, traumatizing, and sickening (both meanings) programming block: Adult Swim.
2025-09-021h 10Jock TrapE21 - Not Even Just the TipThe trap is a little smaller this week while the Trappers prepare for a queen-sized episode to come! In this episode, we bravely and boldly come out AGAINST doordash drivers, doordash customers, and tipping. Period!
2025-08-1929 minJock TrapE20 - Esoterastalgic Sing-a-long HourY'all remember Pedobear?! We discuss the possible Gen Z Homestuck renaissance, D.A.R.E., furry edutainment performers warning against sexual assault, and revisiting PC games of our childhoodseses.
2025-08-0549 minJock TrapE19 - Jocklanders Trap TeamWe toot or boot Cabaret starring Lies of Man Ellie. Bri GOES OFF on PC Gamers. And but now we said it: playing Xbox is dysphoric (except Viva Piñata). We just say "No!" to a budding Skylander addiction. And of COURSE...Labubu hunting...
2025-07-2345 minJock TrapE18 - Get You RightapaRuza Pt. 2We kick things off with a reading check, fondly reminisce about the 2020 lockdown, and deadass talk about David Lynch and Twin Peaks so you all better download this one.
2025-07-0834 minJock TrapE17 - Get You RightapaRuza Pt. 1We interrogate belly button beauty standards, break the news of Harper Lee's whiteness, make a call to arms against the tow truck industrial complex, and briefly review Torrey Peters' Stag Dance (well, one of us does.)
2025-06-2439 minJock TrapE16 - Caught Circling the Jerkle on Reddit (Pt. 2)We discuss, answer, and bemoan questions people may or may not be deadass in asking over on r/Writing. Does it matter if a book is "good"? Will anyone notice if you copy Brandy Sandy's Son and change the proper nouns? Race?!
2025-06-1051 minJock TrapE15 - Caught Circling the Jerkle on Reddit (Pt. 1)We discuss, answer, and bemoan questions people may or may not be deadass in asking over on r/Writing. Does it matter if a book is "good"? Will anyone notice if you copy Brandy Sandy's Son and change the proper nouns? Race?!
2025-05-2738 minJock TrapE14 - We look pretty good for dead b*tchesAll about dating apps, Chobits, day care, and motorcycle dads.
2025-05-1347 minJock TrapE13 - Worsties for Trash Pt. 2: Folie à TroisThe Trappers' friendships begin to strain as their sick and twisted edition of the newlyweds' game continues.
2025-05-1144 minJock TrapE12 - Worsties for Trash Pt. 1: Cambreed and CoheediaWill a bout of the newlyweds game spell divorce for the podcast?
2025-05-1150 minJock TrapE11 - RIP to the fallen queens and many more to comeWe take a quiz to see who knows the most about classique werks of literature and the writers thereof. We learn the shocking truth about the pronunciation of the name "Fyodor." We didn't already done had enough of ourses, so Frey administers a sickening quiz all about RuPaul's Drag Race. Clock THAT tea. Bex learns that Furbies aren't feline in appearance. A Ru-girl died and Bri just heard...
2025-05-111h 05Jock TrapE10 - We Need to Get Ronny Downey Juber Back on the PipeWe do NOT fall for all-over-body deodorant! We GO IN on Throb Zombie and drag kings everywhere! Bex SLAMS recent horror film Annabelle (2024)! Frey STANDS UP for the inclusion of minors in the yaoi otaku box! We CLAP BACK at therapists! Bex THROWS SHADE at the critics of Hilarious Baldwin! Bri and Frey CALL OUT broke writers!
2025-05-111h 06Jock TrapE9 - The Woods at the End of the World Knock at the Cabin DoorWe resume our discussion from last episode by noting how Paul G. Tremblay's The Cabin at the End of the World differs from its film adaptation. We also discuss the Southern Reach trilogy, problematique age gaps, our relationships with Scooby-Doo, and erotic My Hero Academia fanart.
2025-05-1146 minJock TrapE8 - Knock at the Cabin Door at the End of the World in the WoodsWe discuss the 2023 film Knock at the cabin, directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Is it a messy attempt at pro-gay sentiment or a stunningly blatant homophobic screed?
2025-05-111h 07Jock TrapE7 - You think you fell out of a macademia nut tree?![Intro: Dido]
My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad
[Chorus: Dido]
My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t...
2025-05-111h 02Jock TrapE6 - Ms. Marvel, Mr. Mathers, and Midoriya ShonenIn which we discuss Webtoon, the MCU, and a specific Eminem stan account.
2025-05-111h 11Jock TrapE5 - Fujo no shi better don'tBex recounts a formative TikTok fiasco and we lament a future in which everybody's queer and nobody's gay.
2025-05-112h 18Jock TrapE4 - Big Mac McCarthy and the Left Hand Arm ManIt's time to get literary. This week we discuss all the books we've read together as part of our book club: The Secret History by Donna Tartt, The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker, Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin, Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger, Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews, Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, and The Cipher by Kathe Koja.
2025-05-111h 48Jock TrapE3 - Big Pharma, Big Inc*st, and Big DipperThis week we discuss our disturbing experiences in chat rooms.
2025-05-111h 07Jock TrapE2 - Autism speaks softly and carries a big stickWe break our deafening silence on autism and self-diagnosis.
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