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1-800-WeirdosThe 1111 Special (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1745)Dirty Martini is our special guest, and we de-mystify the number 1111 (which has haunted me forever). Farewell to Radio Free Brooklyn - this is our final episode on this wonderful Internet radio station.2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosSimple Piss Aesthetics (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1744)Piss of shit is a POS. Notice what I did there?2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosGo God Ring That Bell (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1743)Praying faith is enough. Hoping nothing isn't ever the end.2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosSo Many Too Few (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1742)Almost over here. Always over there.2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosOuter Edge Dynamics (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1741)Edge of the edge. Have a fucking edge (said the great Tigger)2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosThe Flipper Plume (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1740)Nargle Fling, the other one next to it. And so I think so.2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosThe Blue. (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1739)The riddle in the title says it all. Figure it out and you'll know why.2017-10-1628 min1-800-WeirdosThe Celebration of the Return of the Son of the Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1738)The dramatic conclusion and climax! Part 3 of 3.2017-09-2628 min1-800-WeirdosThe Return of the Son of the Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1737)Nothing can stop the fabulous son from obtaining his goals. Part 2 of 3.2017-09-2628 min1-800-WeirdosThe Return of the Son of the Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1737)Nothing can stop the fabulous son from obtaining his goals. Part 2 of 3.2017-09-2628 min1-800-WeirdosThe Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1736)A joyous celebration of the end of the lousy shitbitch that ruined everything. Part 1 of 3.2017-09-2628 min1-800-WeirdosNothing Matters (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1735)Not even the fingers on my chin. Listening to this episode will render you useless.2017-09-2628 min
1-800-WeirdosThen Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1734)If you really think about it, you wouldn't wonder at all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-08-2828 min1-800-WeirdosIt Never Ends (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1733)You may think these episodes end when you stop listening. For me they just go on and on. I am always here. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-08-2828 min1-800-WeirdosEvil Drummer Boy (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1732)Yoni joins us for an amazingly relaxed episode. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-08-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosThanks, Maux (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1731)And I hope we passed the audition.2017-08-1428 min1-800-WeirdosSpree Diddle Diddle Ho (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1730)And you know what THAT means...!2017-08-1428 min1-800-WeirdosThe Guests ARE the Show (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1729)No input is required from me; I let the guests take over this time.2017-08-1427 min1-800-WeirdosA Mystery Caller (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1728)Luckily this caller appeared out of nowhere just when he was most needed.2017-08-1428 min1-800-WeirdosMore With Saanpedro (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1727)The audacious mischief-makers return for no apparent reason.2017-08-1428 min1-800-WeirdosSaanpedro Intervenes (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1726)The audacious mischief-makers join us for a disorienting ride on the wacko train.2017-08-1427 min1-800-WeirdosNow You Know Now, (1-800-Weirdos ep. 1725)You thought you knew what now is, but that was then.2017-08-1428 min1-800-WeirdosWeird Sex Things (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1724)Everyone always already thinks weirdos are perverts, so why fight it? #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-06-2128 min
1-800-WeirdosWhy Not Sing? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1723)Special guest appearance by our old cohort Lucas Peltonen, who sings in Chinese just for fun. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-06-2128 min
1-800-WeirdosNo One Knows What Everyone Knows (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1722)There are a few things that everyone knows, but no one knows what they are (nor should they). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-06-2127 min
1-800-WeirdosNext Week is Last Week (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1721)Because I live backwards compared to your existence, everything I did last week is next week for you. That is to say, what you heard last week is what I will do next week. It's confusing for me, too. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-06-2128 min1-800-WeirdosThe Shitbitch Celebration (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1720)Celebrating all the shitbitches in the World and hoping they all die soon. #shitbitch #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-06-2127 min
1-800-WeirdosEven Then (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1719)After all was said and never not done, you still wouldn't always ever never not know - even then. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-05-1627 min
1-800-WeirdosThat Was the Year That Wasn't (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1718)Since it never happened, there's no need to remember it. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-05-1628 min1-800-WeirdosScribbles and Squabbles (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1717)Scribbles make me want to squabble, so I don't. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-05-1628 min
1-800-WeirdosRidiculous Absurdities (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1716)Nothing makes sense. Did you want it to? I didn't think so. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-04-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosDon't You Think (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1715)If you ever thought you would think, or never knew you would know, then you should always pretend you're pretending. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-04-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosTime to Go Outside (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1714)Out - FAR Outside - ALL the WAY outside of everything you ever knew. That is all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-04-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosNext Never Always (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1713)Similar images profoundly irritate your inner knowledge of the impossible. Not my responsibility.2017-04-2528 min1-800-WeirdosVisco Disco With Crisco (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1712)The fabulous Geraldine Winnifred Visco is our special guest on this episode. The old one fits better...!2017-03-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosLast Glance Chance Dance (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1711)The title says it all (i.e. nothing nonsense never). Didja get it yet?2017-03-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosNothing Matters More (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1710)The most important thing in the history of history. Don't ever forget it.2017-03-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosEverything is Everything (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1709)Hey, you! Didja ever think that everything is everything?2017-03-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Truth Will Make Me Crazy (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1708)And it always does.
#WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-02-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosMister Y's Best of All Possible Days (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1707)Starring special guest star @therealxxxy as Mister Y, Voltaire was never so proud.
#WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-02-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosOver and Out (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1706)The communication goes on forever, but every so often, you gotta sign out...
#WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-02-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosTry Not to Think About It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1705)Really better if you focus on something else. You know why.
#WeirdosTV #GetWeird2017-02-2828 min
1-800-WeirdosIt Isn't But It Is Also (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1704)It's a strange kind of double-think, and you know it can't last forever. It's just the way it is. My money's on you.2017-02-1228 min
1-800-WeirdosNot Gonna Say It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1703)You can say it fi you want, but don't ask me to. Don't even think about it; I know I never do.2017-01-2328 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Other Other Other Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1702)It's even further out than the other thing, or even the other other thing. Watch your head.2017-01-2327 min
1-800-WeirdosStart Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1701)Now that it's an all new year, I decided to make this episode a compilation of every episode we're ever aired. Listen closely so you can catch all the nuances.2017-01-1028 min
1-800-WeirdosCrappy Blue Gear (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1652)This follow up to the previous episode is especially crafted for the end of the year. If you listen carefully, you'll hear a reference in some way to each event that happened to each person all over the world during every moment of every day of the past year.2017-01-1028 min
1-800-WeirdosBerry Y-mas (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1651)This very special non-holiday episode is exactly what you needed to not hear when you aren't not celebrating all those not wonderful not holidays.2017-01-1027 min
1-800-WeirdosSomething Doesn't Add Up (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1650)The math just doesn't work out. You'll need to show your work.2017-01-1027 min
1-800-WeirdosNo One Told Me That (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1649)If anyone had even mentioned it to me, I would be the first one to admit it. Obviously an oversight on your part. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-12-1328 min
1-800-Weirdos1648-What Are You Talking About? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1648)If you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Try again, please. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-12-1328 min
1-800-WeirdosDoodle Doodle Dee (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1647)I've typed it before, and I'm typing it here again - "Nonsense is what makes life fun" (Dirty Martini) #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-12-1328 min
1-800-WeirdosAbsolutely Not What You Said (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1646)I misquoted you on purpose. I imply, you infer. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-11-2428 min
1-800-WeirdosAll the Holes Open at Once (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1645)Never could be any other way. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-11-2428 min
1-800-WeirdosIt Wasn't Gonna Be Like This (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1644)Nobody told me there'd be days like these (strange days indeed, most peculiar). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-11-2428 min
1-800-WeirdosOur Motto is Get Weird (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1643)Please don't be normal. In reality, normality is a myth. Get Weird NOW! #WeirdosTV #GetWeird2016-11-2428 min
1-800-WeirdosThreeways are Freeways (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1642)Michael Motto and John Gille join us for a three-for-all free-form lossless complicated rant. No, it isn't genetically modified, but you'll wish it was.2016-10-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosSweating the Macro Stuff (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1641)Better than all the rest, we know this still isn't the best. But, it just might be the "best of all possible worlds". Or not.2016-10-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosA First Time for Nothing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1640)These aren't the sort of things one discusses in public, which is exactly why I do the show.2016-10-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosMore Than Ever Expected (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1639)Jon Yodice co-hosts and nothing is possible.2016-10-0328 min
1-800-WeirdosMenage a Trois Weirdos (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1638)Both John Gille AND Jon Yodice join us in this free-for-all three for none odyssey...!2016-10-0328 min
1-800-WeirdosSurreptitiously Surrendering Surrealism (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1637)A very dangerous episode. Do not listen to this if you intend to remain sane.2016-10-0328 min
1-800-WeirdosSquiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1636)Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle. Everybody Squiggle. Squiggle till you're green, Squiggle till you're blue. Then some more.2016-09-1328 min
1-800-WeirdosSo Many Morons (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1635)So many morons, waiting and expecting to hear from you...Too many morons, turning into idiots. How many more morons must I meet, until I am complete?2016-09-1328 min
1-800-WeirdosNo One Ever Knew (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1634)Some people think they know, but no one ever knew. If anyone ever knows, they wouldn't be thinking they knew, because they'd know they never knew.2016-09-1328 min
1-800-WeirdosPatrick Makes It Happen (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1633)Our special guest on this episode of 1-800-Weirdos is https://www.facebook.com/drpatrick who will help us eat our own heads.2016-08-2328 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Endless Beginning (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1632)Completing the trilogy of episodes with Yodice, we hatch a plan to prank those bastards at #adultswim #developmentmeeting #annnoying #idiots2016-08-1728 min
1-800-WeirdosUltimate Nonsense (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1631)Continuing to ruminate with Mr. Yodice, we make sure not to say anything that makes any sense to anyone. You're welcome.2016-08-1728 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Return of Yodice (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1630)On this episode, we celebrate the unexpected return of our erstwhile co-host, Mr. Jon Yodice, the man who never knew but understood nonetheless!2016-08-1728 min
1-800-WeirdosAdultSwim Development Meeting Rejection (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1629)Here's a very special episode in which I pitch Weirdos TV to the goofballs at #AdultSwim's "#Development Meeting". I'm on their show, and they're on my show. They found this to be too confusing (seems to me they're easily confused).2016-08-1728 min
1-800-WeirdosContact from Zach (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1628)We must be lost in space (and time and multidimensional reality) because Dr. Zachary Smith is our special guest on tonight's episode!2016-07-1828 min
1-800-WeirdosBeyond the End (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1627)Now that we're beyond the end of time, things really get out of control. Not recommended listening for those who have difficulty dealing with reality.2016-07-1828 min
1-800-WeirdosDirty Martini from the Future (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1626)The ever fabulous Miss Dirty Martini calls us from the distant future, and promises to return to the past for a visit. What a thrill!2016-07-1828 min
1-800-WeirdosBack Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1625)The first episode from beyond the future. An impossible trip into the middle of the center.2016-06-2728 min1-800-WeirdosBack Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 16252016-06-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Meaning of Life and How it Works (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1624)Trivial matters, existence, meaning, and all that rhythm. Please, pretty please, with everything on top.2016-06-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Impossible Fuckup (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1623)Our awful guest is an incompetent idiot, to be avoided at all costs. Our apologies.2016-06-2727 min
1-800-WeirdosWith guest callers Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1622)Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz call us all the way from France, and tell us how to spell Bordeaux properly. A fine lesson for all of us. Bob the Kook also has some words.2016-06-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Aliens, The Aliens (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1621)Nothing you ever knew is true, so the truth is revealed, but not really. In fact, this sentence is not true either.2016-06-2728 min
1-800-WeirdosAll in a Day's Jerk (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1620)Honestly, there is no reason I can think of why you should listen to this episode. It will rot your brain and make you instantly insane. Avoid it at all costs.2016-05-1928 min
1-800-WeirdosArmand, Ruler of Man (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1619)The title says it all. Our special guest, Armand, Ruler of Man, shares his myriad conspiracy theories with us, with wisdom and sympathy for all.2016-05-1928 min
1-800-WeirdosSaint Eve Blesses Us All (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1618)Gabrielle St. Evenson, a.k.a. St. Eve (and the host of the show that precedes us, "The Eccentric Ear") is our special and magical guest on this episode. Really an outstanding experience for all of us, if I do say so myself (and I don't).2016-05-1928 min
1-800-WeirdosMr Pregnant Gives Birth (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1617)Mr. Pregnant is our very special guest on this extra-weird episode. He tells us all about his home planet, burns his beard, and sings his classic hit "Titties Like a Woman". What's not to love?2016-05-1928 min
1-800-WeirdosRecursive Logic Again Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1616)Nothing is ever the same as it was, except when it happens all over again in exactly the same way (which it never does). So when you find yourself remembering the future, just try to predict the past.2016-04-2028 min
1-800-WeirdosAn Old Friend Skypes By (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1615)Old friends are like old underwear. They make you feel comfortable, but not everyone needs to know about how old they really are, or what brought you together. Still, this friend is always welcome wherever or whenever I may be.2016-04-2028 min
1-800-WeirdosBest of 1-800-Weirdos Radio, part 2 (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1614)In this second part of the compilation of our worst slits, we focus on some of the magical guests that have been featured recently on the show. Call 1-800-Weirdos NOW and be next!2016-04-2027 min
1-800-WeirdosBest of 1-800-Weirdos Radio, part 1 (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1613)In the first part of this compilation of our greatest shits, we focus on the madness and the astral travelogues.2016-04-2027 min
1-800-WeirdosNever Could Be Any Other Way (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1612)It's the inner groove, baby. Listen to it over and over again, and then you'll really know.2016-03-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosNow That I've Got Your Attention (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1611)I knew that would get you! You'll never be the same! Stop listening, or start listening (whichever comes first).2016-03-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosCan't Figure It Out (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1610)None of this makes any sense. It's beyond my comprehension. But somehow, I forgot to care about that in any way whatsoever.2016-03-0928 min
1-800-WeirdosThank You Very Much (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1609)My gratitude knows no bounds. It's so wonderful what you've done for me. Truly amazing.2016-03-0927 min
1-800-WeirdosYou'll Never Know (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1608)Nothing needs to be known, but still you might feel better if you knew. unfortunately, that's simply not possible. Sorry about that.2016-02-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosMore and More and More (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1607)It never ends. It just goes on and on and nothing can stop it. We have a special guest for this episode...Bob the Kook!2016-02-2528 min
1-800-WeirdosThe Story of the Painting of the Fish (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1606)Along with recent callers, as the title of the episode points out, I tell the Story of the Painting of the Fish.2016-02-1228 min
1-800-WeirdosThis is the Best Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1605)Clearly the best episode ever, especially for those who are longtime fans of the show. You and I are here, and that's all you really need to know.2016-02-0728 min
1-800-WeirdosAnother Episode Like Next Week Was (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1604)Moving backwards in time is very confusing for me. The episode you heard last week is the one I'll be doing next week. I do my best to explain that during this week's episode, which could also be titled "Only always...never again" (and once was at some point in the future). Call 1-800-934-7367 and leave me a message for last week's episode (I mean next week)...2016-01-2829 min
1-800-WeirdosThe classic Murray Gillbacker tribute show (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1603)Due to the overwhelming success of Mr. Murray Gillbacker's appearance on last week's episode of 1-800-Weirdos on Radio Free Brooklyn, tonight's episode features messages left by Mr. Gillbacker on the 1-800-Weirdos line (800-934-7367). Maybe YOU should call in and be like him? Or just tune in now to hear the episode at http://radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/1-800-weirdos/2016-01-2229 min
1-800-WeirdosA Live One on the Line (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1602)Special guest Murray Gilbacker joins us live in this unusually strange episode. No one makes it out alive.2016-01-1629 min
1-800-WeirdosIn the New Year (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1601)As 2016 begins, we examine the need to lose our minds and be weirder than we originally thought was necessary. Good luck.2016-01-1629 min
1-800-WeirdosPost Xmas (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1532)Since this episode aired the day after Christmas, I decided to fill your mind with all the things you'd need to make it through the rest of the holidays. Many cover tunes.2016-01-1629 min