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The Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One From the Archives - Our 2024 Florida VacationsIn this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about...
Vacationing just an hour apart in Florida
Kelly drinking too many margaritas
Tony branching out from Long John Silvers seafood
2024-12-1154 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where Kelly Waited FOREVER to Hit 'Publish'Yep! This one has been waiting on me for FOREVER to edit and publish! But, that's just life sometimes.
However, in this episode, Kelly + Carolyn talk about...
Carolyn's family trip to Hawaii
Kelly's vacation plans for Florida
The absolute HELL of Louisville Farm Show week
The new family addition to the McCormick family of a bonafide crack rat.
My apologies for how long it took to edit and publish this episode. I'll try and do better -- but I probably won't. 😔
2024-05-0853 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We Work With Our HusbandsIn this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about...
reading minds while working with our husbands
tempers flaring while working with our husbands
violent hand gestures while working with our husbands
2024-02-0647 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We "PIVOT" into 2024In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about....
Why Christmas just felt off this past year
Goals for 2024
Envy over Joanna Gaines' garden
Carolyn's family going to Hawaii
Turning 40 and 48 years old
2024-01-3145 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We REALLY Talk About Bras and Carolyn TP’ing Kelly’s HouseShoutout to our friend Bethanie who let us know last Saturday night that the audio file uploaded to the last podcast was an older podcast and not the one described in the episode description!
Here is the CORRECT newest podcast episode.
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss...
The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning
The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses
How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months
2023-12-0456 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where Carolyn TP’d Kelly’s HouseIn this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss...
The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning
The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses
How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months
2023-11-1153 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One About Our 1980’s Childhood ’Vacations’In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about...
their less than glamorous childhood vacations
the #1 documentary they think everyone should watch
their love Christian Laettner
and how exactly they manage to put hundreds of miles on their cars each week - all within 5 miles of their homes
2023-07-2853 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where Nick + Tony Join UsIn this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives" podcast, our husbands, Nick and Tony, join us to discuss...
Gender reveals + Diaper Parties (sorry if we offend anyone with our strong opinions on these...we'd had a few!)
Spring planting
Elderly escorts (yep! you read that correct!)
Our favorite tiktok accounts we obsess over
2023-04-221h 13The Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where Kelly Breaks Down Crying (Geez....)In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about...
Juggling work demands with family priorities.
Being ambitious in your 20's vs content in your 30's and 40's.
The 'trad' subculture we keep hearing more and more about.
Raising kids with 'more' vs what we were raised with.
2023-03-1452 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One About Womens’ Farts Going Up the Front of Their Underwear**Maybe not for young ears.**
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives Podcast, Carolyn and Kelly directly respond to some of mens' weirdest beliefs about women, like...
Women steal mens' souls through their cold bodies.
Womens' private parts are not 'on the front of their bodies.'
The sticky part of pads do not stick to womens' bodies.
Farts that go up the front of your underwear vs the back.
Are you as uncomfortable reading this as I typing this??? If your answer is 'oh my gosh, yes!' then this episode is just for y...
2023-01-2352 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where Carolyn Asks Kelly QuestionsIn this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn has a list of questions she's never asked Kelly before. And they dive into some *great* topics like...
The time a jr high teacher let Kelly borrow a WAY too graphic book from her personal collection.
Carolyn's habit of binging ALL the things.
Kelly flying to Russia shortly after 9/11.
2022-11-161h 08The Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where Danielle Steele Taught Us Everything We Know in LifeIn this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the difference between their own childhoods on the farm compared to the modern childhood of their kids, including...
• Learning 'all' the things in life from Danielle Steele novels.
• Kelly's parents leaving her unsupervised for days at the state fair.
• Carolyn's kids complaining about the family garden.
• The lack of teenage supervision AND hydration that occurred in our childhoods!
2022-11-011h 25The Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where the Good Farm Girls Go BadWhile overall generally well-behaved kids, in this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the the times growing up where they risked getting into some big trouble, including...
The time Kelly ran away from the cops at the state fair.
The time Carolyn put a girl in a chokehold defending her sister.
The time Kelly almost got the entire high school basketball team suspended.
The time Carolyn stole a car.
2022-09-301h 06The Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We Apologize to Shania TwainIn this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the music from their childhood, including...
Kelly performing Broadway musicals with her grandma at a mental institution.
Carolyn seeing ACDC and ALL the heavy metal bands with her mom during her teens.
Kelly's apology to Shania Twain.
Carolyn's inner hippy coming out!
2022-09-1555 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We Apologize to Shania TwainIn this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the music from their childhood, including...
Kelly performing Broadway musicals with her grandma at a mental institution.
Carolyn seeing ACDC and ALL the heavy metal bands with her mom during her teens.
Kelly's apology to Shania Twain.
Carolyn's inner hippy coming out!
2022-09-1400 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We Answer Tony’s Random QuestionsKelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Tony, Carolyn's husband.
2022-08-2853 minThe Unfiltered FarmwivesThe One Where We Answer Nick’s Random QuestionsKelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Nick, Kelly's husband.
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