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Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Mystery & Suspense Lockdown Literature Online Event (June 2020)An isolated house. A stolen identity. A mind-altering cloud. A powerful witch. A secret murder. A lost treasure. And a naked dwarf. Somewhere between light and shadow, between science and superstition, is the dimension of imagination. Dare you enter ... the Mystery & Suspense Zone? MYSTERY & SUSPENSE RUNNING ORDER She Can Look After Herself by Ken Towl, read by Louisa Gummer & Nick Delvalle A Space to Inhabit by Lyndsey Croal, read by Lois Tucker Mammy and the Naked Dwarf by David McGrath, read by the author The Empress by Lisa Farrell, read by Claire Lacey Goodbye Mr McKenzie by Peter Higgins, read...2020-06-091h 26Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Young & Old Lockdown Literature Online Event (April 2020)This unprecedented month, we have genius gamers, sassy mamas, Iraq War soldiers, elderly lovers, what-now? weddings, folk singers and cows giving birth: truly something for everyone, all recorded from home by our superb company of actors. Stay safe, stay home, and stock up on stories! Exiled by Brian O'Hare, read by William Teller She's Ended Up Middle-Aged by Alix Owen, read by Charlotte Worthing Befriending by Irina Zahl, read by Greg Page Advice to my Child by Jo Gatford, read by Sarah Feathers The Blue Man of the Minch by Matt Barnard, read by Silas Hawkins In the Round by...2020-04-171h 36Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Scoundrels & Scandals Valentine's EventOur first event of 2020 was saucy and sexy for Valentine's - featuring Brazilian amateur porn-stars, amorous avatars, Victorian vices, ambisexual rockstars and unconsummated couplings. SCOUNDRELS & SCANDALS WINNING STORIES - LINE UP IN LISTENING ORDER The Kiss by Brindley Hallam Dennis - read by Sophie Cartman To All the Avatars I've Loved Before by Erica Buist - read by Kim Scopes Haddon Hall by Lauren Van Schaik - read by David Mildon *INTERVAL & SCANDALOUS BOOK QUIZ* Aletheia by Katty Pearce - read by Paul Clarke What Now? by Enzo Kohara Franca - read by Kevin Shen2020-03-051h 26Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Sugar & Spice Christmas Show (December 2019)What are our Christmas stories made of? Sugar & Spice and all things nice, that's what! Also prosecco, snow ghosts, feral toddlers, charity singles and just a pinch of rat poison. Delicious! (Bonus features: the LL Bumper Festive Book Quiz and announcement of MVPs for 2019) SUGAR & SPICE RUNNING ORDER The Sugar Merchant by Lisa Farrell, read by Paul Clarke The Snow Children by Peggy Lee, read by Margaret Ashley Think Fast, Sugar by Alan Graham, read by Katy Darby INTERVAL - QUIZ - MVPs Bad Cakes by Roly Grant, read by Carrie Cohen Sugar 'n' Spice Weekly Words by J. A...2019-12-231h 36Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Toil & Trouble Hallowe'en Special (October 2019)We grave-robbed six terrifying tales for our TOIL & TROUBLE pre-Hallowe'en special on Tuesday 8th October at The Phoenix, and here they are! These brand-new short stories, read by our professional actors, feature spiritual cannibalism, lovelorn witches, talking corpses, blazing spectres, Dracula's estate agent, and the shade of a post-punk icon ... RUNNING ORDER for TOIL & TROUBLE An Odd Fish by Lisa Farrell, read by Josie Charles New Tongues by Cassidy Phillips, read by Peter Kenny An Esteemed Family Business by Sarah McDermott, read by Rich Keeble *******INTERVAL & INFERNAL BOOK QUIZ!******* The Burning Boys by Jon Hayes, read by Zach Harrison Wetico...2019-10-171h 48Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Women & Girls (August 2019)Six female authors, from the US, Ireland, Australia and UK, write about witty bankers, hyper-connected dystopias, vulpine lovers, lonely Durham teens, Snow White gone wrong, and dating dilemmas of the giant spider. LINE-UP & RUNNING ORDER FOR WOMEN & GIRLS Ray by Sadie Nott NEW AUTHOR - read by Miranda Harrison Dwarfs Don't Die by Doro Boehme NEW AUTHOR - read by Sophie Cartman Not Like Other Girls by Lizzie Milton NEW AUTHOR - read by Arden Fitzroy LL'S INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ! PLAY ALONG! The Man in the End Terrace by Catherine Edmunds NEW AUTHOR - read by Gloria Sanders Ink by...2019-08-171h 26Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Infinity & Beyond (June 2019)Our science fiction-flavoured special celebrates 50 years since the Apollo moon landings, and features cloning, deep space, cryogenics, time travel tourism, wannabe astronauts and Murder in the Dark. INFINITY & BEYOND PLAYLIST Proxima Centauri by Oliver Parkes, read by Greg Page London 2025 by Wan Shinfah, read by Cliff Chapman How to be an Astronaut by Alice Franklin, read by Gloria Sanders INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ! The Martlet by Abigail Lee, read by Lois Tucker Frozen Futures by Rhys Timson, read by Tony Bell2019-06-251h 24Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Before & After (April 2019)Six superb stories of change to enthrall and entertain you from our BEFORE & AFTER show on Tuesday 9th April. There are escapes and tipping points, cats and cows, sex and death, poetry and fistfights, yoga and porn, bees in the Berlin Wall and a fishtank full of ghosts. STORY LINE-UP for BEFORE & AFTER Namaste Bitches by Ana Soria *NEW AUTHOR* read by Keleigh Wolf No East or West by Mark Sadler, read by Silas Hawkins Counterfiction by Tim Aldrich, read by Tim Larkfield INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ! Last Rites by Jess Worsdale *NEW AUTHOR* read by David Mildon Olena's Scalpel...2019-04-151h 32Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Love & Lust Valentine's Event (February 2019)Pagan bonfires, lustful teens, scarlet knickers, ill-advised one-night stands, fish suppers, sex at the Imperial War Museum and (naturally) post-apocalyptic time-travel all played a part in our Valentine's special, recorded on Tuesday 12th February 2019 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. LOVE & LUST RUNNING ORDER: Lili of the Valley of the Shadow by Derek Ivan Webster, read by Alex Greenhalgh Soul Searching by Liam Hogan, read by Keleigh Wolf The Red Satin Flag of Resistance by Mark Sadler, read by Silas Hawkins Fish-fish by Cherry Potts, read by Math Jones A Shared History by Seth Marlin, read by William Teller The...2019-02-251h 35Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)BONUS CHRISTMAS STORY! "And Following This, the Queen's Speech" by Elizabeth Hopkinson, read by Gloria Sanders"Good afternoon and welcome to the 2,018th annual Christmas Do-Gooder Stakes..." As St Nicholas and Good King Wenceslas battle it out through the snow (only momentarily distracted by the Little Match Girl) will their great sporting rivalry be settled at last - or will a forgotten long shot come in ahead? There's everything to play for in this exciting headlong race to be crowned the champion of Christmas! "And Following This, the Queen's Speech" by Elizabeth Hopkinson, read by Gloria Sanders, was podcast on Sun 23rd December as a bonus story for Naughty & Nice, the Liars' League 2018 Christmas special.2018-12-2306 minLiars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Naughty & Nice Christmas Show (December 2018)We made our list, we checked it twice ... and here are the winning stories which were read at our tinsel-tastic Christmas show NAUGHTY & NICE in December 2018. We had seasonal shoplifting, sexy sourdough, kidnapped presents, one VERY naughty little girl and what happens when Santa meets the Special Forces ... WINNING STORIES for NAUGHTY & NICE Gluten Tolerant by Mike Clarke - read by Amy Neilson Smith The Man who brought Gold by Mark Sadler - read by Sophie Cartman Mr Cromerty of Boston by Richard Smyth - read by David Mildon *INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ* Christman's Present by Lauren van Schaik NEW...2018-12-211h 32Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Trick & Treat Halloween Special (October 2018)Encounter monsters in the cupboard, death up a ginnel, the dread Castle Woebetide, four feral sisters, Wanda the Witch Wench, and even Death himself, all lurking in the shadow-haunted Pit of Terror (A.K.A the Phoenix's basement bar) ... STORY PROGRAMME for TRICK & TREAT Trixie's Treat by Diane Payne, read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard Strawberry Creams by Victoria Finan, read by Margaret Ashley Hide. Go Seek. by Dan Howarth, read by Math Jones INFAMOUS PLAY-ALONG LIARS' LEAGUE HORROR BOOK QUIZ Rounds by Anna Savory, read by Will Teller Another Mother by Michael Harris Cohen, read by Miranda Harrison The Dungeon Master's...2018-10-241h 47Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Women & Girls (August 2018)From truant wives to sarky schoolgirls, pyromaniac editors to teenage hookers via tantruming mums, our annual all-women event showcases the best of female-focused fiction. WOMEN & GIRLS STORIES - RUNNING ORDER How to be Unemployed by Alice Franklin *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Lois Tucker Tree House Date by S. Soliar *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Shin-Fei Chen Trouble at the Uptown Espresso by Kristin King *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Sarah Gain INTERVAL & INFAMOUS LIARS' LEAGUE BOOK QUIZ Apotheosis of Maya and Bibi by Rebecca Skipwith - read by Susan Moisan Homework by Anna Savory - read by Gloria Sanders2018-08-221h 30Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Rise & Fall (June 2018)Join a curate fallen from grace, a Titan of tiddlywinks, a neurotic adverb, a plummeting playwright and Prince Harry himself on a rocket-powered rollercoaster ride through triumph and failure. (You can also learn some Irish Gaelic from the world's most terrifying teacher ...) RUNNING ORDER for RISE & FALL Literally Having an Existential Crisis by Rushiv Nayee - read by Nick Delvalle A Rearguard Action by Colin Adams - read by Peter Doolan The Greatest Tiddlywink Player in the Galaxy by Adam Lewis Smith - read by Gloria Sanders INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ Schmiedeleut's Play by Han Stickings Smith - read by...2018-06-261h 44Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Small & Beautiful 11th Birthday Flash Fiction Special (April 2018)From action heroes to Irish farmers, murderers to museum guards, via cuckolds, crosswords, paint colours, relationship sommeliers and a man who starts growing balloons all over his body, we read ten wild, weird and wonderful flash fiction stories at our 11th birthday special on Tuesday 10th April. *STORIES for SMALL & BEAUTIFUL - RUNNING ORDER* Mugged by Stephen Baily, read by Miranda Harrison The Last Real Thing by MFC Feeley, read by James Price Lighter than Air by Anton Rose read by Miranda Harrison Wine Frame of Mind by Joseph Francis, read by James Price Action by William Conway, read by...2018-04-181h 09Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Kiss & Tell Valentine's Show (February 2018)From stolen kisses to cartoon crushes, telltale spirits to synaesthetic lovers, via vengeful exes and Powerpoint presentations we showcased tales of lust, romance & betrayal in our dirt-dishing Valentine's special. Recorded at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, on Tuesday 13th February 2018. KISS & TELL PLAYLIST Tasting the Rainbow by Alejandra Zannier *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Keleigh Wolf Three Months by Caroline Hardman *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Clareine Cronin Father Figure by J. A. Hopper - read by Rich Keeble INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ A Kiss A Day by Liam Hogan - read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard The Tell-Tale Art by Andreas Paraskevaides...2018-02-231h 43Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Sacred & Profane (December 2017)From swearing vicars to Yuletide arson, via a museum of sacred & profane marvels, awkward Christmas visits and belligerent snowmen, our Christmas event was a mouthwatering selection box of short story goodness! WINNING STORIES for SACRED & PROFANE Strange Heart by Jean Rover *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Max Berendt Flitter by Emma Hutton *NEW AUTHOR* - read by Annalie Wilson It Never Snows at Christmas by Peter Higgins - read by Gloria Sanders MVP AWARDS & BUMPER FESTIVE BOOK QUIZ! The Corollary Museum by Joel Blackledge - read by Louisa Gummer (MVP Acting, 2017) St John's 23rd December - Forgiveness by Anna Savory...2017-12-121h 25Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Brothers & Sisters (November 2017)Love them or loathe them, you have to live with them - so this month we've got six stories of siblings for you to squabble over, from hired brothers to tribes of mermaids, via stoned Georgians, ghostly twins, dark family secrets and a surprising sibling love-triangle ... PLAYLIST for BROTHERS & SISTERS The Brotherhood of One by Mark Sadler NEW AUTHOR, read by Paul Clarke The Tale of Sylvie Weir by Victoria Finan NEW AUTHOR, read by Claire Lacey Burning the Cat by Duncan Grimes NEW AUTHOR, read by Alex Woodhall INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ! Sisterhood of the Sea by Alan Graham...2017-11-231h 47Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Death & Taxes (October 2017) HALLOWEEN EDITIONSix spine-shuddering stories to tax your courage to the very limit! Whether you're a bereaved lover or an insurance hawker, a hapless (soon to be limbless) couch potato or officially dead - from rural pig-farm to suburban slaughterhouse, there is no escape from Death & Taxes! DEATH & TAXES WINNING STORIES (in running order) Number 35 by Joshua Osto, read by Lin Sagovsky Raising Taxes by Jennifer Rickard, read by Louisa Gummer A Piece of Me by Matt Kimmich *NEW AUTHOR*, read by Anton Thompson-McCormick *INTERVAL & TERRIFYING BOOK QUIZ!* Render Unto Caesar by Tom Heaton, read by Greg Page LifePlan by Liam Hogan, read by...2017-10-201h 36Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Women & Girls (September 2017)Six stunning stories starring superhero(in)es, ventriloquists, obsession, depression, Victorian prisoners, charismatic polygamists, West Midlands spiritual healers, and all manner of enticing stuff besides ... WOMEN & GIRLS WINNING STORIES - PLAYLIST Finding Jezza by Sally Lane NEW AUTHOR, read by Nicky Diss The Ends of the Earth by Aileen O'Farrell, read by Annalie Wilson Le Retreat by Fiona Salter, read by Sarah Gain INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ - Play along! Summer Season by Sally Syson NEW AUTHOR, read by Charlotte Worthing Limbo by Sue Smith NEW AUTHOR, read by Jennifer Aries Walk a Mile in My Shoes by Olga Wojtas...2017-09-191h 29Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Heads & Tails COMPETITION WINNERS (July 2017)Spectating skulls. wandering words, and OAPs with antlers - feast your ears on the three winning stories from our July competition, plus our usual book quiz larks and an exclusive interview with authors, actors & Liars afterwards. HEADS & TAILS WINNING STORIES IN ORDER OF READING 1. The Special Circumstances of Mr Oakeshott by Paul Currion, read by Gloria Sanders 2. Mustard Moon by Sarah Evans, read by Rich Keeble 3. Day of Skulls by Simon Sylvester, read by Gabriel Moreno The story readings are followed by the winner's announcement, our infamous book quiz and a discussion of the stories (and many other things with...2017-08-011h 36Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Questions & Answers (June 2017)Our June show features absurdist job interviews, mystical cold-callers, teachers in meltdown, marriages in crisis, an exam paper in life itself and the answer to the world's most important question - or is it? Stories by Andreas Paraskevaides, LMA Bauman-Milner, Bernard O'Keeffe, Tom Heaton, Anton Rose & Brindley Hallam Dennis, performed by Miranda Harrison, Clareine Cronin, Greg Page, Tim Larkfield, Silas Hawkins & Jim Cogan2017-08-0116 minLiars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Cut & Thrust (May 2017)Not just dashing swordplay and deadly duels, but the stab of a stiletto, the slice of a scalpel, the bloody blade of betrayal and the glory of a gladiator star in this month's stories. Also features knitting sleuths and creepy bunny masks. WINNING STORIES for CUT & THRUST Intuitive to the Stars by John Istel *NEW AUTHOR*, read by Silas Hawkins Balanced on the Blade by Aileen O'Farrell *NEW AUTHOR*, read by Katy Darby Duello Crapula by Joel Blackledge, read by Cliff Chapman INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ Snake Pit by Joshua James Jordan, read by Grace Cookey-Gam Sick Face by LMA...2017-05-161h 33Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Weird & Wonderful (June 2014)Weird is wonderful: normal is nowhere. From the slightly quirky to the downright impossible, our June stories feature tree gods, disappearing dogs, suburban centaurs, psychopathic doppelgangers, a memory palace and a cynical mermaid. WEIRD & WONDERFUL STORIES That Which We Leave by Pat Black, read by Grace Cookey-Gam Hard Times by Ruth Brandt, read by Susan Moisan Single, Yellow, Male by Giles Anderson, read by Greg Page The Real McCoy by (the award-winning!) Cherry Potts, read by Lin Sagovsky For bonus stories and readings (of The Real McCoy, by Louisa Gummer, and Becoming by Kate Weinberg, read by Charlotte Worthing) please...2014-07-161h 03Liars\' League (London)Liars' League (London)Cloak & Dagger (Nov 2013) Part 1 inc. Notes of a Note-taking Man, The Mushroom Hunters, and MusiqueThree stories from the first half of our November Cloak & Dagger event, including: 1. NOTES OF A NOTE-TAKING MAN by Paul Flack, read by Andrew Baguley "I had been observing a young woman and decided to call her Teacup. She became a feature in my daily journal, though it wasn’t her alone that triggered my interest. Ten minutes after her arrival each morning a man would join her. He wore a wedding ring. She did not." 2. THE MUSHROOM HUNTERS by James Field, read by Clareine Cronin Two brothers have spent their whole lives engaged in a friendly competition for mushrooms de...2013-11-1349 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012A Fortnight of Frost by Rebecca SkipwithPeter lies in his hospital bed; everyone seems to see him as a lovable old gent, but he's struggling with a secret guilt locked in the ice of his past ... A Fortnight of Frost by Rebecca Skipwith was read by Louisa Gummer at the Liars' League Angels & Demons event on Tuesday, 18th December 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-12-2413 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Runners by David McGrathAn Irish rickshaw-puller takes his last Christmas fare, a pissed-up banker with a few nasty secrets in his stocking ... SWEARING & SEXUAL REFERENCES: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! "Runners" by David McGrath was read by David McGrath and Paul Clarke at the Liars' League Angels & Demons event on Tuesday, 18th December 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-12-2415 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012The Subcontractor's Assistant by Gawain GriffithsIt's a tough life being an angel - especially one who has yet to earn his wings. But our hapless hero reckons he knows a shortcut to promotion. All he needs is just one miracle to go right for a change ... The Subcontractor's Assistant by Gawain Griffiths was read by Peter Noble at the Liars' League Angels & Demons event on Tuesday, 18th December 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-12-2412 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Hungry Boys by Jim MintonDragged into work on her husband's birthday to do her "ministering angel act", our narrator feels threatened by a gang of youths ... but what do they want, and is she demonising them unfairly? Hungry Boys by Jim Minton was read by Sarah Feathers at the Liars' League Angels & Demons event on Tuesday, 18th December 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-12-2414 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Gillespie, by Georgie CoddOur narrator signs up to provide a very special and sinister kind of service for depressed IT exec Gillespie: she needs the money, but can she go through with it? "Gillespie" by Georgie Codd was read by Camila Fiori at the Liars' League Angels & Demons event on Tuesday, 18th December 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-12-2414 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012To John Wright of York by Leonie Milliner, read by Will EverettA familiar character writes to his friend Johnny about his new life in Scotton and the beautiful girl he woos there. But how far will he go and how many principles will he abandon in pursuit of the ankle of the lovely Maria? To John Wright of York by Leonie Milliner was read by Will Everett at the Liars' League Treason & Plot event on Tuesday, 13th November, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-11-1414 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Princess by Atar Hadari, read by Peter NobleA kitchen worker on a kibbutz watches and pines after a beautiful girl who lives there, but knows that she'll never give him a second thought. How will he react when her boyfriend puts their future in his hands? Princess by Atar Hadari was read by Peter Noble at the Liars' League Treason & Plot event on Tuesday, 13th November, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-11-1415 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012The Last Words of Emanuel Prettyjohn by Jonathan PinnockThe Quiet Movement, an inscrutable cult lead by the charismatic Silent Gabriel, has just collapsed. Can anyone cut through the conspiracy of silence to figure out what went wrong? The Last Words of Emanuel Prettyjohn by Jonathan Pinnock was read by Tony Bell and Lin Sagovsky at the Liars' League Treason & Plot event on Tuesday, 13th November, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-11-1415 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Lucky Numbers by Michael Spring, read by Avin ShahWhen disillusioned cave-dwelling guerrilla Farlo wins the state lottery, there are only three things standing between him and a life of decadent luxury - his fellow terrorists ... Lucky Numbers by Michael Spring was read by Avin Shah at the Liars' League Treason & Plot event on Tuesday, 13th November, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-11-1416 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012A Crowing Hen by Arike Oke, read by Katy DarbyBridget - nineteen, married two years and still not pregnant - is afraid that her fisherman husband Freddie might be dropping anchor elsewhere. But could her strange dreams really bring him bad luck at sea? A Crowing Hen by Arike Oke was read by Katy Darby at the Liars' League Treason & Plot event on Tuesday, 13th November, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-11-1416 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Zwo by Alan Graham, read by Silas HawkinsThomas is an Englishman adrift in Berlin - stuck in a job he hates, speaking a language he can't quite grasp. His only friend is Krond, faded star of 50s alien monster B-movies. Thing is, Krond is a REAL alien monster ... Zwo by Alan Graham was read by Silas Hawkins at the Liars' League Tooth & Claw event on Tuesday, 9th October, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-10-1616 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012God Grant me the Serenity ... by Owen Booth, read by Paul ClarkeThe temperature's 30 below, the sun's been up for weeks, everybody's drunk and there's a monster on the loose. Just another day at the South Pole for physicist Peter, then ... God Grant me the Serenity ... by Owen Booth was read by Paul Clarke at the Liars' League Tooth & Claw event on Tuesday, 9th October, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-10-1615 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Sunday Teeth by Tom Ryan, read by Eileen PollockIt's tough being 85. Your teeth don't fit, your legs don't work and nobody listens to you any more. But our narrator has a terrible confession to make - even if there's only her five-year-old great-grandaughter to hear it. Sunday Teeth by Tom Ryan was read by Eileen Pollock at the Liars' League Tooth & Claw event on Tuesday, 9th October, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-10-1619 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012A Vindication of the Rights of Frankenstein's Creatures by Niall BoyceCan one of the last men alive retain his humanity in a world run by Frankenstein's monsters? A Vindication of the Rights of Frankenstein's Creatures by Niall Boyce was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Tooth & Claw event on Tuesday 9th October, 2012 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-10-1617 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Sawdust by Vanessa Thompsett, read by Louisa GummerThe Cabaret Mechanical Theatre was a place of wonder and delight for our narrator when she was an eight-year-old obsessed with automata. But when she revisits it as an adult, the magic is all too real ... Sawdust by Vanessa Thompsett was read by Louisa Gummer at the Liars' League Tooth & Claw event on Tuesday, 9th October, 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-10-1614 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012The Greatest Breakfast in the World by Owen Booth, read by Miranda HarrisonLewd, drunken, law-breaking, controlling, priapic, lying, addictive, amoral, dictatorial and a genius with food: Barry Large, celebrity chef, you're a MONSTER. The Greatest Breakfast in the World by Owen Booth was read by Miranda Harrison at the Liars' League Food & Drink event on Tuesday, September 11th, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-09-1716 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Requests by Gregory Jackson, read by Freddie MachinCountry singer Larry Agar's wife Brenda kicked him out three years ago, and his daughter Layleen seems to prefer her new stepdaddy Pancho. But now he's quit drinking, and he's playing one more gig at Brenda's bar, things will be different - won't they? Requests by Gregory Jackson was read by Freddie Machin at the Liars' League Food & Drink event on Tuesday, September 11th, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-09-1714 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012The Apocalypse Breakfast by Nigel Robinson, read by Greg PageAs a nuclear holocaust threatens, Smith and Pettigrew are the "ideas men", locked in a council bunker trying to work out how to save the world - or clear up afterwards. And then the bomb drops ... The Apocalypse Breakfast by Nigel Robinson was read by Greg Page at the Liars' League Food & Drink event on Tuesday, September 11th, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-09-1709 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Passing the Spatula by Stephen Parrish, read by Martine McMenemyOur narrator's mother-in-law's potato salad is a thing of surpassing deliciousness: quasi-divine, multi-orgasmic - but she refuses to pass the recipe on to anyone, and the family's starting to panic. Until, one day, her favourite daughter-in-law gets The Call ... Passing the Spatula by Stephen Parrish was read by Martine McMenemy at the Liars' League Food & Drink event on Tuesday, September 11th, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-09-1709 minStand Up TragedyStand Up TragedyGBA 75 Katy DarbyIn GBA 75 we get better acquainted with Katy Darby. She talks co-creating Liars' League, life before and after publication, the importance of editors, short stories, teaching and studying creative writing, how the Internet and eBooks are changing writing and more. Katy Plugs: Her Novel: The Whore's Asylum / The Unpierced Heart http://www.penguinrights.co.uk/Penguin/276809 http://lane7.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/judging-a-book-by-its-title-interview-about-the-renaming-of-the-whores-asylum/ Liars League: Website: http://www.liarsleague.com Next Live Show: Food & Drink, Tuesday 11th September, 7.30pm @ The Phoenix: http://liarsleague.typepad.com/liars_league/2012/09/food-drink-stories-for-tuesday-11th-september.html Twitter: http://twitter.com/liarsleague Search Facebook to join the group. YouTube...2012-09-051h 22Teachers and EducatorsTeachers and EducatorsGBA 75 Katy DarbyIn GBA 75 we get better acquainted with Katy Darby. She talks co-creating Liars' League, life before and after publication, the importance of editors, short stories, teaching and studying creative writing, how the Internet and eBooks are changing writing and more. Katy Plugs: Her Novel: The Whore's Asylum / The Unpierced Heart http://www.penguinrights.co.uk/Penguin/276809 http://lane7.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/judging-a-book-by-its-title-interview-about-the-renaming-of-the-whores-asylum/ Liars League: Website: http://www.liarsleague.com Next Live Show: Food & Drink, Tuesday 11th September, 7.30pm @ The Phoenix: http://liarsleague.typepad.com/liars_league/2012/09/food-drink-stories-for-tuesday-11th-september.html Twitter: http://twitter.com/liarsleague Search Facebook to join the group. YouTube...2012-09-051h 22WritersWritersGBA 75 Katy DarbyIn GBA 75 we get better acquainted with Katy Darby. She talks co-creating Liars' League, life before and after publication, the importance of editors, short stories, teaching and studying creative writing, how the Internet and eBooks are changing writing and more. Katy Plugs: Her Novel: The Whore's Asylum / The Unpierced Heart http://www.penguinrights.co.uk/Penguin/276809 http://lane7.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/judging-a-book-by-its-title-interview-about-the-renaming-of-the-whores-asylum/ Liars League: Website: http://www.liarsleague.com Next Live Show: Food & Drink, Tuesday 11th September, 7.30pm @ The Phoenix: http://liarsleague.typepad.com/liars_league/2012/09/food-drink-stories-for-tuesday-11th-september.html Twitter: http://twitter.com/liarsleague Search Facebook to join the group. YouTube...2012-09-051h 22OxbridgeOxbridgeGBA 75 Katy DarbyIn GBA 75 we get better acquainted with Katy Darby. She talks co-creating Liars' League, life before and after publication, the importance of editors, short stories, teaching and studying creative writing, how the Internet and eBooks are changing writing and more. Katy Plugs: Her Novel: The Whore's Asylum / The Unpierced Heart http://www.penguinrights.co.uk/Penguin/276809 http://lane7.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/judging-a-book-by-its-title-interview-about-the-renaming-of-the-whores-asylum/ Liars League: Website: http://www.liarsleague.com Next Live Show: Food & Drink, Tuesday 11th September, 7.30pm @ The Phoenix: http://liarsleague.typepad.com/liars_league/2012/09/food-drink-stories-for-tuesday-11th-september.html Twitter: http://twitter.com/liarsleague Search Facebook to join the group. YouTube...2012-09-051h 22Getting Better AcquaintedGetting Better AcquaintedGBA 75 Katy DarbyIn GBA 75 we get better acquainted with Katy Darby. She talks co-creating Liars' League, life before and after publication, the importance of editors, short stories, teaching and studying creative writing, how the Internet and eBooks are changing writing and more. Katy Plugs: Her Novel: The Whore's Asylum / The Unpierced Heart http://www.penguinrights.co.uk/Penguin/276809 http://lane7.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/judging-a-book-by-its-title-interview-about-the-renaming-of-the-whores-asylum/ Liars League: Website: http://www.liarsleague.com Next Live Show: Food & Drink, Tuesday 11th September, 7.30pm @ The Phoenix: http://liarsleague.typepad.com/liars_league/2012/09/food-drink-stories-for-tuesday-11th-september.html Twitter: http://twitter.com/liarsleague Search Facebook to join the group. YouTube...2012-09-051h 22Getting Better AcquaintedGetting Better AcquaintedGBA 75 Katy DarbyIn GBA 75 we get better acquainted with Katy Darby. She talks co-creating Liars' League, life before and after publication, the importance of editors, short stories, teaching and studying creative writing, how the Internet and eBooks are changing writing and more. Katy Plugs: Her Novel: The Whore's Asylum / The Unpierced Heart http://www.penguinrights.co.uk/Penguin/276809 http://lane7.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/judging-a-book-by-its-title-interview-about-the-renaming-of-the-whores-asylum/ Liars League: Website: http://www.liarsleague.com Next Live Show: Food & Drink, Tuesday 11th September, 7.30pm @ The Phoenix: http://liarsleague.typepad.com/liars_league/2012/09/food-drink-stories-for-tuesday-11th-september.html Twitter: http://twitter.com/liarsleague Search Facebook to join the group. YouTube...2012-09-051h 22Liars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Me and my Shadow by Kurt TidmoreIt sure is a varied job, chasing criminals who skip out on their bail. But for some, escaping the law can mean escaping their past, and their shadow. Until it catches up with them, that is ... Me and my Shadow by Kurt Tidmore was read by David Mildon at the Liars' League Law & Order event on Tuesday 14th September, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-08-1609 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012The Donkey by Atar HadariIt's tough being a truck driver in Israel - and when our garrulous narrator gives a lift to a young man and his pregnant wife, he lets them know exactly how tough ... The Donkey by Atar Hadari was read by Will Everett at the Liars' League Law & Order event on Tuesday 14th September, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-08-1609 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Bay and Michelle by Regina FreedmanBay's just out of Belmarsh, and he's really going straight this time - that's if girlfriend Michelle has anything to do with it. But his boss Asif and a dodgy motor from Madhouse Cars might just send him off-road ... Bay and Michelle by Regina Freedman was read by Sarah Le Fevre at the Liars' League Law & Order event on Tuesday 14th September, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-08-1610 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Slippage by Joan Taylor-RowanBusinessman Ian has a perfectly ordered life, in his loft-style apartment in Wapping. And then, one morning, when a drunk accosts him on the way to work, everything ... slips. Slippage by Joan Taylor-Rowan was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Law & Order event on Tuesday 14th September, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-08-1616 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Grievous Bodily Harm by Deirdre ShanahanA dissatisfied social worker has conflicting feelings about her latest young offender, Raz. Grievous Bodily Harm by Deirdre Shanahan was read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard at the Liars' League Law & Order event on Tuesday 14th September, 2012 at The Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-08-1618 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Mesquite by Jessica Roth, read by Sarah FeathersTyler's a mysterious kind of boy, handsome and taciturn, with mysterious ways. In Wintersburg, Arizona, he's just about the only interesting thing there is. But then his Daddy gets sick and Tyler takes refuge in hard liquor and the thorny mesquite ... Mesquite by Jessica Roth was read by Sarah Feathers at the Liars' League Sweat & Tears event on Tuesday 10th July 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-07-1515 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Skin Deep by Michelle Shine, read by Claire-Louise AmiasTom meets our narrator when he's on holiday in Tenerife: two weeks later, he's left his wife and family and persuaded her to undergo a risky and life-changing operation - but will they live happily ever after, or can she never really change? Skin Deep by Michelle Shine was read by Claire-Louise Amias at the Liars' League Sweat & Tears event on Tuesday 10th July 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-07-1515 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012How to Survive the Olympics with a Broken HeartWhen your no-good athletics-mad boyfriend dumps you just before London 2012, what's a girl to do? Cheer up and cheer herself on, for a start ... How to Survive the Olympics with a Broken Heart by Rosalind Stopps was read by Nicky Diss at the Liars' League Sweat & Tears event on Tuesday 10th July 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-07-1509 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Throwing Heavy Leather by Lauren FrankelDakota's a talented amateur boxer, maybe going all the way to the Olympics - but when her ailing father turns up after seven years of absence, her burgeoning career takes a dark turn ... Throwing Heavy Leather by Lauren Frankel was read by Sabina Cameron at the Liars' League Sweat & Tears event on Tuesday 10th July 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-07-1512 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012The H-Meister Hits 30 by Quintin Forrest, read by Tom SawyerPrince Harry's a bit cheesed off: persona non grata at Buck House since the Pippa Middleton bum-staring incident, he's just desperate enough to agree to go on Channel 4's special celebrity Blind Date ... The H-Meister Hits 30 by Quintin Forrest was read by Tom Sawyer at the Liars' League Sweat & Tears event on Tuesday 10th July 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-07-1516 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Hired & Fired - Free Cake by Peng Shepherd, read by Alex Mann"This morning, the head of my Assistant Director of Communications exploded." Just another day at the office in Peng Shepherd's corporate satire ... Free Cake by Peng Shepherd was read by Alex Mann at the Liars' League Hired & Fired event on Tuesday, March 13th, 2012, at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-07-1514 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Kayleigh by Julie Mayhew, read by Charlotte Worthing"It is evening. Kayleigh is sitting cross-legged on the edge of my sofa. She is watching my television. Her eyes are narrow slits. She is catlike. Kayleigh scoops salsa with nacho chips. I look up from the book that I am not really reading and I watch as a glob of tomato evades her fleshy lips. It explodes, fat and satisfied, onto the cream upholstery. To me, this happens in slow-motion." Kayleigh by Julie Mayhew was read by Charlotte Worthing at the Fear & Loathing Liars' League event on 11 October 2011.2012-06-2418 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012In a Small Town by Christian Fennell, read by James McNeillJake Burleson, of Mapleford, Ontario, has an unusual marital problem which only his brother Tommy can solve ... In a Small Town by Christian Fennell was read by James McNeill at the Liars' League Country & Western event on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-06-2418 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Joe Lean by Bernie Deehan, read by Cliff ChapmanMy-Lann is the alluring new girl in the office and our hero's got his eye on her - until ex-pop star Joe Lean swaggers into town ... Joe Lean by Bernie Deehan was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Country & Western event on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-06-2417 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Heaven Must Be Wondering Where You Are by Craig Calhoun, read by Lin SagovskyA desert, a trailer and a George Strait song on the stereo as an unhappy little boy and his pet sneak out at midnight ... may be upsetting for mouse-lovers. Heaven Must Be Wondering Where You Are by Craig Calhoun was read by Lin Sagovsky at the Liars' League Country & Western event on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-06-2415 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012A Beautiful City by Alison Fogg, read by Sophie Morris-SheppardEleanor Grey tells everyone she's 'just passing through' - but having left her job and husband at home in England, she's in Iowa City for one reason only - and his name is Harman. A Beautiful City by Alison Fogg was read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard at the Liars' League Country & Western event on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-06-2415 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Air Harp by Cassie Gonzales, read by Lizzie RoperWhen Kiki picks up an enigmatic hitch-hiker, she doesn't expect to join him in the strangest talent contest she's ever seen ... Air Harp by Cassie Gonzales was read by Lizzie Roper at the Liars' League Country & Western event on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.2012-06-2410 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012A Time & Place Unknown, by Jason Jackson, read by Cliff ChapmanIn an overcrowded future, terminals, suicides, criminals and idiots step on the plate and are flung forward into a time and place unknown: but Caitlin is none of these. So why is she doing it? A Time and Place Unknown by Jason Jackson was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Time & Space event on Tuesday, May 10th 2012 at the Phoenix, Oxford Circus, London.2012-05-1318 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012In Tempore Vacuo by Gordon Collins, read by Greg PageWhen our Victorian narrator sees a quality timepiece in a mysterious shop, the last thing he expects to find is that it's powered by maggots ... In Tempore Vacuo by Gordon Collins was read by Greg Page at the Liars' League Time & Space event on Tuesday, May 10th 2012 at the Phoenix, Oxford Circus, London.2012-05-1308 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Time Travellers' Guide Ch 7: Tourism by Liam Hogan, read by Carrie CohenExcerpt from The Time Travellers' Guide, Chapter 7: Tourism Thinking of going on a temporal jaunt? Listen to wise words from the guide before you go, and don't forget (have forgotten?) your toothbrush! Tourism was read by Carrie Cohen at the Liars' League Time & Space event on Tuesday, May 10th 2012 at the Phoenix, Oxford Circus, London.2012-05-1308 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Heriot by Richard Smyth, read by Silas HawkinsHeriot is a man out of place and time - is he a half-Scandinavian visitor from the future or an amnesiac madman? Only time will tell ... Heriot by Richard Smyth was read by Silas Hawkins at the Liars' League Time & Space event on Tuesday, May 10th 2012 at the Phoenix, Oxford Circus, London.2012-05-1313 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012In the Bag by Alice O'Keeffe, read by Tricia StewartPoor Annalisa is suffering in the doctor's waiting room - until she spies a svelte stranger who seems to have the answer to all her problems in the bag ... In the Bag by Alice O'Keeffe was read by Tricia Stewart at the Liars' League Time & Space event on Tuesday, May 10th 2012 at the Phoenix, Oxford Circus, London.2012-05-1307 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Morality Laws for Wild Animals Aboard Noah's Ark by Jody CallahanWill Goodhand reads Jody Callahan's tale of insubordinate giraffes, thieving elephants and other beasts aboard the Ark, first performed on Tuesday 10th April at the Liars' League Wet & Wild event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-04-1808 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Investment Opportunities in the Isle of Man by Quintin ForrestCliff Chapman reads Quintin Forrest's story about a Lehman Brothers reject who takes on a very frightening business partner in the shape of the psychotic Mr. Funny. First performed on Tuesday 10th April at the Liars' League Wet & Wild event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-04-1818 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Honor Alone by Melanie WhiteNicky Diss reads Melanie White's piece about a teenager who wakes to find her world under water. First performed on Tuesday 10th April at the Liars' League Wet & Wild event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-04-1814 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Crossing the Line by Anna MazzolaGloria Sanders reads Anna Mazzola's tale of a Victorian woman transported on a prison ship for her part in a terrible murder. First performed on Tuesday 10th April at the Liars' League Wet & Wild event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-04-1815 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Chittery Bite by Grace BlackwoodKim Scopes reads Grace Blackwood's short story about a sulky teen presented with a serious problem when her little brother and sister accidentally go to sea ... First performed on Tuesday 10th April at the Liars' League Wet & Wild event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-04-1811 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Hired & Fired - Renewal by Joan Taylor-Rowan, read by Martine McMenemyTemp-slash-poet Rachel is caught between two worlds, until a stranger collapses in front of her at Cannon Street station ... Renewal by Joan Taylor-Rowan was read by Martine McMenemy at the Liars' League Hired & Fired event on Tuesday, March 13th, 2012, at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-03-1915 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Hired & Fired - Hop Heads by Kit Caless, read by Emile ClarkeReal Ale goes real wrong when a hapless bar-steward discovers a secret underground caucus of die-hard beer worshippers ... Hop Heads by Kit Caless was read by Emile Clarke at the Liars' League Hired & Fired event on Tuesday, March 13th, 2012, at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-03-1914 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Hired & Fired - Colours by Graham Buchan, read by Paul ClarkeDanny Bannerman is a writer with a unique talent and a very important job. His specialism? Names. Colours by Graham Buchan was read by Paul Clarke at the Liars' League Hired & Fired event on Tuesday, March 13th, 2012, at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-03-1910 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Hired & Fired - Beginners by Will Boast, read by James McNeillWhen a young jazz drummer's dad gets injured at work, will he leave the sickbed to go on a career-making tour of Europe? Beginners by Will Boast was read by James McNeill at the Liars' League Hired & Fired event on Tuesday, March 13th, 2012, at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-03-1918 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League Kiss & Kill (Feb 2012) - FeathersMercury and Ariadne are in love - but they are also statues, who have to communicate via an unusual form of pigeon post. Feathers by Liam Hogan was read by Lin Sagovsky at the Liars' League Kiss & Kill event on Tuesday, 14th February 2012 at The Phoenix, London.2012-02-2709 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League Kiss & Kill (Feb 2012) - Kiss-KillA crippled Russian soldier gives his lovelorn friend some seduction advice ... Kiss-Kill by Steve Wasserman was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Kiss & Kill event on Tuesday, 14th February 2012 at The Phoenix, London.2012-02-2717 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League Kiss & Kill (Feb 2012) - The Domestic Struggles of Nigel, Karen & RodneyNigel's having trouble getting it on. Karen's having trouble believing he's not cheating. Meanwhile, their cat Rodney watches the fun ... The Domestic Struggles of Nigel, Karen & Rodney by Nicki Le Masurier was read by Gloria Sanders and Rhik Samadder at the Liars' League Kiss & Kill event on Tuesday 14th February 2012 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.2012-02-2716 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League Kiss & Kill (Feb 2012) - MonitorThere's something wrong with baby May - but her dad feels helpless to do anything about it ... Monitor by Samuel Taradash was read by Ben Crystal at the Liars' League Kiss & Kill event on Tuesday, 14th February 2012 at The Phoenix, London.2012-02-2715 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League Kiss & Kill (Feb 2012) - The Whores' Asylum (extract)In which plucky heroine Diana awakes to find herself the prisoner of the villainous Lord Kester. Exactly as melodramatic as it sounds ... :) The Whores' Asylum (Extract) by Katy Darby was read by Camila Fiori at the Liars' League Kiss & Kill event on Tuesday, 14th February 2012 at The Phoenix, London.2012-02-2712 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League (London) Archive - 2012Liars' League Kiss & Kill (Feb 2012) - Student UnionA washed-up Grange Hill actor steels himself to appear at an "ironic" school disco - but will he be stealing hearts as well? Student Union by James Holden was read by Greg Page at the Liars' League Kiss & Kill event on Tuesday, 14th February 2012 at The Phoenix, London.2012-02-2711 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League Give & Take (Dec 2011) HAPPY HOUR by Phillip GardnerShe's in sales. You're in sales. It's the end of a long day of meetings, and she's got a great rack ... so why not listen to her pitch? R-rated for sauciness and seduction. Happy Hour by Phillip Gardner was read by Gloria Saunders at the Liars' League Give & Take event on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011, at The Albany, Great Portland Street, London.2012-01-0115 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011The Chimney by Lisa Annelouise RentzA new, old Christmas story about a primordial Santa from the frozen wastes; he comes bearing sticks and stones instead of toys, and wears a reindeer-skin robe fastened with elf-knuckles - what's not to love? The Chimney by Lisa Annelouise Rentz was read by Max Berendt at the Liars' League Give & Take event on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011, at The Albany, Great Portland Street, London.2012-01-0115 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Always by Nichol WilmorTime works in funny ways at the British Club, where odd couple Harry and Harriet turn up one day unannounced. But have they been here before? Always by Nichol Wilmor was read by Silas Hawkins at the Liars' League Give & Take event on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011, at The Albany, Great Portland Street, London.2012-01-0120 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Gratuity by David BausorRoger and Ella share an uncomfortable dinner at a Portuguese restaurant, where Roger's meanness has appalling consequences ... Gratuity by David Bausor was read by Sarah Feathers at the Liars' League Give & Take event on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011, at The Albany, Great Portland Street, London.2012-01-0115 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Presence by Bernie Deehan"Two words explained why Ryan hated Christmas: Noel Edmonds." A recent divorcee and his absentee, ex-army dad meet up again after 20 years - but is there anything left to say? Presence by Bernie Deehan was read by Martin Lamb at the Liars' League Give & Take event on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011, at The Albany, Great Portland Street, London.2012-01-0114 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Posh Dishes by James HoldenWatching the London riots on TV with smug right-wing City boy Peter kindles a rebellious spark in the heart of impoverished Ben ... Read by Will Goodhand2011-11-1115 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Telling It Like It Is by James SmythCan Trev take on a hippo in a fight? As the pints fly by, there's only one way to find out ... Read by Steve Wedd2011-11-1115 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011How the Elephant Fell by Liam HoganA Kiplingesque tribute to the Just So stories, in which a mighty elephant discovers that pride comes before a fall ... Read by Rachel Spicer2011-11-1112 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Hot by Jet McDonaldA squaddie under fire finds things are only getting worse when inanimate things start talking to him... Read by Sean Patterson2011-11-1111 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Do Not Send Help by Anna ClairA beleaguered journalist broadcasting under duress recants her previous "lies" about the President of an unnamed country ... Read by Jennifer Tan2011-11-1110 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Something Wicked by Richard SmythA witch has joined the Lichfield Borough Council Diversity and Inclusivity Committee - and Peter doesn't like it ... Read by Tony Bell2011-10-2113 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Viral by Niall BoyceA mysterious and sinister YouTube video is doing the rounds - why is Sarah the last to know? ... Read by Annalie Wilson2011-10-2112 minLiars\' League (London) Archive - 2011Liars' League (London) Archive - 2011Mr & Mrs Melvyn Martyn by David ReesA housewife - perfect in every way except for her physical appearance - awaits the return of her handsome, but less than perfect husband ... Read by Lisa Rose2011-10-2115 min