Shows
LINGVISTOVPickled Dicks (68)- Medical Section: We do not recommend conjunctivitis
- A penis collector arrested for keeping jars of dicks!
- A happy penis cave in Thailand
- Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
- A penguin suit or a panda suit?
- A planet of koalas: It would be so nice
- A woman set a forest on fire to help bored fire-fighters!
- Now you can study Japanese with our native teachers2014-09-0618 min
LINGVISTOVAnother Dead Neighbor (67)- Good morning: Dead neighbors and police
- People who like cleaning and fishing: Pure satisfaction
- Quiet families and madhouses!
- Man burns down his house trying to catch a spider
- Jealousy towards pets: I love my dog more than you
- Japans most famous school girl is a man!
- A question of good taste and bad taste
- Do you care about what people say?
- The value of traditional families: Is there a point?
- Like us! ссылка2014-09-0324 min
LINGVISTOVNudefest! (66)- This is no summer! Whats wrong with the weather?!
- Lying to students: Do your research first
- Speaking and laughing in sleep: Dangerous!
- Lingvistov Goats : Waiting for Lingvistov Milk
- British registered vampires
- How did vampire myths started
- Nudefest 2014: even tan or call of nature?
- The beauty of the human body: Do artists care?
- Participate in our video contest and win prizes! ссылка2014-07-1320 min
LINGVISTOVPeacock Invasion (65)- Lines in banks: Feeling of togetherness
- Russian men: I am sexy and I know it
- Why do old people become religious?
- Receiving an apology note from a burglar
- Knitting cute toys: A dog, a hedgehog or a rat?
- Men who knit: Who says they cant or shouldnt?
- An old woman fights with five peacocks in her house!
- A woman eats 26 burgers in 10 minutes
- Make a video answering the question "Why do you need English?" and win great prizes! More at: ссылка2014-07-0823 min
LINGVISTOVMeth in the Accordion (64)- Where the hell is the summer?! Is it really July now? It feels like October!
- Would we succeed as street artists?
- Talking dogs
- French boys faked his own kidnapping because he didnt want to go to the dentist
- Never trust personal information to your hair-dresser!
- Pregnant women doing heavy lifting and running marathons: Why not?
- How to smuggle drugs: Useful tips
- A girl addicted to drinking gas2014-07-0121 min
LINGVISTOVGoogle Us, Doodle Us, Boogle Us (63)- Landysh coming back from UFO
- No meat, no fun: Strange eating habits
- Laughter is the best medicine!
- The ugliest dogs contest in California
- "It was not a robber, it was just a ghost, maam"
- Bear who was a fan of baseball
- Zebra crossing a zebra crossing
- Small food on huge plates
- Asian food is for Asians
- Test your level of English! ссылка2014-06-2321 min
LINGVISTOVPapa Bear (62)- No-laughter podcast: Landysh strained her chest muscles
- Our trip to Asias dacha: Great house, no people around and 6 viktorias
- Asian woman chewing glass
- Eating stones: How to quickly and efficiently gain 20 pounds
- Travel living: Would you like to live this way?
- What are your top destinations?
- Hungry men go for larger women
- Dacha gives you status2014-06-1421 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) He Will Regret This (14)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
- Hello, Jane. Can I distract you for a moment?
- Sure.
- Could you help me? You dont have to if you are too busy.
- No, its ok. You are not disturbing me.
- Well, I cant figure out how to register on this website. Could you give me a hand?
- The website of the National Opera in Paris? I didnt know you were into classical music.
- Yes, classical music has a positive impact on my mood and productivity. Arent you keen on it?
- I think I am better off with plain honest rock.
- Anyway, in a week I am o...2014-06-1109 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) I Am into Opera (13)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
- Hello, Jane. Can I distract you for a moment?
- Sure.
- Could you help me? You dont have to if you are too busy.
- No, its ok. You are not disturbing me.
- Well, I cant figure out how to register on this website. Could you give me a hand?
- The website of the National Opera in Paris? I didnt know you were into classical music.
- Yes, classical music has a positive impact on my mood and productivity. Arent you keen on it?
- I think I am better off with plain honest rock.
- Anyway, in a week I am o...2014-06-1110 min
LINGVISTOVViktoria! (61)- Ufa Special: Landysh rocks in Bashkortostan
- The Operation "Poppy": Policemen hunting wild cannabis bushes
- Eating marihuana: Our parents happy childhood
- Having an English lesson while under the influence: Does it help?
- New non-smoking law: Massive protests!
- Dating websites for dogs
- Teaching cats where to go to the toilet
- Asias Dacha: The curse of Viktoria!2014-06-1024 min
LINGVISTOVLoserology (60)- LINGVISTOV team picnicking: Great weather, food and mosquitoes
- Introduction to Loserology by Professor Asia
- What type of loser are you? Check yourself.
- We are starting psychotherapy via Skype: Write to us and we will sort you out!
- LINGVISTOV Goat Milk: Milk from English-speaking goats
- "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" book
- Prostitution: Working? - No, just studying.
- Video prostitution: Whats wrong with that?!
- Angelina... really, go and eat something!2014-06-0122 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Help! Help! (12)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
- Excuse me. Could you help me? I am looking for a grocery store. Could you tell me where it is?
- Sure, no problem. Its not far from here. You can walk. Actually, you know what? Follow me, I will show you.
- Oh, I cant thank you enough!
...
- Oh, my Gosh! This is a big supermarket!
- It is the biggest one around here.
- Can I ask you another favor?
- Yes, of course!
- I cant see well enough. I left my glasses at home. Would you mind helping me pick up some things? Id really appreciate it.2014-05-2711 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Phrases for Phone Calls (11)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
- Hello. May I speak to Harry?
- Theres nobody here by that name, young man.
- Oh, I am sorry. I must have dialed the wrong number.
- Please hang up and dont call here again.
- Hello! Is Harry in?
- Hold on a minute... Im afraid, he is not here at the moment. Could you call back a bit later, please?
- Sure. When will he be in?
- In about an hour. Would you like to leave a message?
- Tell him that its Mike and its urgent.
- Im sorry, I didnt get that. This is a bad connect...2014-05-2607 min
LINGVISTOVTent, Ladder and Rifle (59)- Asias crazy family: People can hear them even outside
- Italian dilemma: Gesture or steer a car?
- The French language: Lets not pronounce half of the word!
- Four-legged woman: What did she use the extra two for?
- Getting ready to go shopping: Make-up or pajamas?
- Virtual reality for chickens: I am the most popular chick!
- Sims: You can die there if you havent taken a shower for a long time
- Finding somebodys money: Would you give it back?
- Asia explains what picnic is: First you...2014-05-2425 min
LINGVISTOVNo-no, die up there! (58)- I am good or I am well?
- Landysh is learning Chinese: There is no logic in this language!
- Chinese curse words: Your sister!
- Landyshs trip to France and Italy
- Paris catacombs: Pretty, what else to say?
- Do the French eat frogs on a regular basis?
- Italy: the land of food, slow waiters and too many churches
- Communicating and eating in China
- Whats the point of learning many languages when you can use only English?2014-05-1823 min
LINGVISTOVYou smell like wild ash! (57)- Mimicking your English teacher: Hi, how are you?
- Viktor Ahn: What would you do?
- Why do figure skaters get up very quickly when they fall?
- Keeping a Christmas tree up because of a bird nest
- Drunk birds: Weve got a nest of hungry children! And youve been drinking!
- A ghost ship full of cannibal rats
- Getting over your fears
- Why it is hard to imagine Chelny near the Mediterranean
- A pet parrot is a license to grow cannabis
- Legalizing marihuana: The USA...2014-05-1820 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Sharp shooting pains (10)"Sharp shooting pains!"
Уровень: Pre-Intermediate
Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU2014-05-1610 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Over My Dead Body! (9)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- Sally, get into the car, we will be late.
- Could we wait a bit? Rose said she would come over. I havent seen her for ages. I miss her.
- Is she your old friend who is a chain smoker and never admits she stole my wallet last year? No, were not going to see her. Over my dead body.
- I see what you mean. Yes, she has some issues and suffers from tobacco addiction, but she doesnt do it on purpose! And last month she managed to find a good job. And you should hold grudge against her. She means well!
...2014-04-2409 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Mind Your Own Business (8)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- Mary, whats bugging you?
- Dont ask. Mind your own business.
- Hey, take a chill pill!
- Sorry, Bob, I am very stressed.
- What are you stressed about?
- Bob, I cannot conceal it anymore from you.
- Whats wrong?
- Last month I told you that I obtained a new job.
- Yes, you did. It was a dramatic change in your life. You were just a secretary and then became an assistant financial director. This is a huge success! It even makes me a bit envious.
- No, Bob, I deceived you. I was fired and I am stil...2014-04-2411 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) I am losing my cool! (7)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- Hey, Lisa, wassup. You look under the weather, whats wrong?
- Im alright. Im just losing my cool, George. I have always put up with everything my boyfriend said or did. But now I am really angry with him!
- Why are you angry with him?
- He is only interested in his friends. He is either watching football match with them or they are somewhere in a bar together. From time to time I believe that I am the only person he is not interested in.
- Oh, stop it. I am sure that at the end of the day he prefers you to a bunch of friends...2014-04-1708 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Nearly Headless Nick (6)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
"Hello, Nick," said Harry.
"Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick.
"You look troubled, young Potter," said Nick, folding a transparent letter.
"So do you," said Harry.
"Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of no importance. . . . Its not as though I really wanted to join. . . . Thought Id apply, but apparently I dont fulfill requirements -"
"But you would think, wouldnt you," he said suddenly, "that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?"
"Oh - yes," said Harry, surprised.
"I mean, nobody wishes more that my head had...2014-04-1712 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Too little, too late (5)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- Are there free tables?
- Yes, sir. Come this way please.
- Finally we have some time to eat out, James. Its brilliant that you came up with an idea to visit a Mexican restaurant. Im looking forward to this meal!
- Im glad you approve, Sarah.
- Are you ready to order?
- Yes, Ill try chicken breast. The menu says its covered with chili sauce. How hot is it?
- Its Mexican cuisine, sir, so pretty hot. You have to watch out for spices.
- Ill have something else then. Can you recommend anything?
- Well, why d...2014-04-1714 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Infinitive and verb + -ing (4)"Infinitive and verb + -ing"
Уровень: Pre-Intermediate
Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU2014-04-1706 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Fishing for compliments (3)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- Hello, Mark, how are things? You look unhappy and exhausted.
- Oh, Sonya, my life is so complicated!
- Whats wrong?
- I am a middle-aged man who lives in a dormitory. I didnt live up to my parents expectations. I cant score a good job. And I cant find a compatible girlfriend. My life is a mess.
- Oh, no, its not true. Youre just fishing for compliments.
- No, really. On top of that, I cant give up smoking and I know I should cut down on sweets. I cant even persuade myself to go to the gym once a week.
- You are...2014-04-1710 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) I think, I suppose, I believe (2)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- John, shall we go out? I believe we spend too much time working.
- Oh, no. To be honest, I would like to stay at home tonight.
- You told me yesterday that you wanted to go to the cinema as far as I remember.
- Oh, yes, I suppose so. But it seems to me they dont show "The Hunger Games" any more.
- I presume we will find something interesting to watch. By the way after the film we can go that fantastic sushi restaurant near here!
- I guess. Oh, ok, Im in.
Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU2014-04-1705 min
Learn English with LINGVISTOV(Pre-Intermediate) Couch Potato (1)Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка
Dialogue:
- Mary! Mary! Let me in!
- Who is it?
- Its me, Jane! Let me in!
- Ok-ok.
- Why are you at home? Its weekend. You must go out.
- I dont want to go out.
- What are you doing here? Are you watching TV or surfing the Internet?
- Is it bad? I just get a kick out of it.
- Its a waste of time! You are a real couch potato.
- Get used to it.
Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU2014-04-1708 min
LINGVISTOVOlympic Special: Butt’n’Ball (56)- LINGVISTOV.RU conquers the world with China
- Read my neck! Landysh started learning Chinese
- Opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympic Games 2014: Did you like it?
- TATU?! Really?!
- Amazing side of the Olympic Games: Sportsmen and their achievements
- The incomprehensible game ever: The history of curling
- New game of buttnball: Grow your butts to win!
- No North Koreans at the Olympic Games but there are some in space!
- Its good to be developed2014-02-1819 min
LINGVISTOVEpisode 55 — Thailand Special: Asia in Asia (55)- Thailand Special! Asias Thai vacations
- All you need to know about Thailand: Tips and facts
- Tuk-tuk: Whos there?
- Thai people and their King: Possible role model for Russia?
- Non-aggressive religion: Landysh is officially a Buddhist
- Do not touch Thai women! And check if its really a woman btw.
- Khun Asia and how Thai people greet each other with "why???"
- Dont touch Thai peoples heads!
- Guide to Tsunami survival
- Thai monkey party: Lingvistov team is going!2014-01-1822 min
LINGVISTOVZubarzha (54)- Happy New Year 2014!
- The best of Russian cuisine: Salads with a lot of mayo
- Ridiculous Olympic Games 2014: How does Sochi take it?
- Buying presents for New Year: Landyshs new awesome rucksack
- Santa Claus is a virgin
- Bibliotherapy: How to treat depression with the help of books
- Does your name determine your destiny?
- An army of hedgehogs: Kill all the slugs!
- The adventures of Lola and Asia "The Bloody Path to Satori" - Part II2014-01-0823 min
LINGVISTOVMales like Puppies (53)- Landysh overslept and Asia being upset with one of her students
- Asias secret admirer: How to attract girls attention
- Bad surprise: All the best males are already taken!
- Great business idea! How to make money if you live on the first floor
- Weird artworks that were actually sold
- New York souvenir: Your own piece of garbage
- What is real art and what is a fraud?
- Asias going on a vacation: The best of Egypt!2014-01-0224 min
LINGVISTOVBoogaddiction (52)- Landysh is all about discipline: Waking up later than usual
- Hi Diana! Hello! We know that youre up!
- Addictions: There are no ex-addicts
- Knowing the difference: Appreciating the fact that you dont smoke
- Food addiction: Eating food while watching the fly
- Building a house out of food
- Overreading a book and feeling bad about it
- Addiction to TV shows, books, social networks and addiction to nothing
- The Romans demand Brad and Angelina!
- Weird students: Demanding the teachers full attention2013-12-3023 min
LINGVISTOVThe Two Eiffel Towers (1)- Vacations of Asias dreams: What can be more exciting than Egypt?
- What Asias name means and "Khorosho" in Arabic
- Sightseeing or creating your own sights
- Olonets: The city of the famous burnt bridge
- Gullible friends and neighbors with sense of humor
- A Letter from Fred - "Sweet Lorraine": The story of true love
- Daniil smoking and using a type writer while listening to the story?
- The adventures of Lola and Asia "The Bloody Path to Satori" - Part I2013-11-2818 min
LINGVISTOVI have this strange relationship with my dentist (50)- Being sick in St.Petersburg: The meaning of true romance
- Favourite insect: Flies
- There aint no introduction again!
- Best season for work: Waste of temperature!
- Visiting your dentist too often and lack of romance
- Asia calms down her dentist: Im fine! The pain will go!
- Wiggly roads in Scotland
- Cunning policemen in Tatarstan: Evil
- Hand signals: Giving a finger and blowing smoke in somebodys face
- Visualization: Can we visualize everything?
- Our "Finish me Story" competition is finished! You can read...2013-11-1727 min
LINGVISTOVShortage of BOMZh’i (49)- Sounding cheery: Teachers hypocrisy
- Storm in St.Petersburg: Flying banners, destroyed bus stops
- Curious men peeking into Landyshs room
- Would you like to be in psychotherapy: Doctors or friends?
- Wonders of Tvorozheniki
- Panic: When do you lose control?
- Unfair! Peculiarities of driving exams in Russia
- Sochi Olympics and WTF is University Games???
- Kamaz: The best place to work!2013-11-1427 min
LINGVISTOVDeranged Masturbation (48)- A good excuse for not jogging
- Daniil is leaving for Finland - the country not that rich in beards
- Setting high expectations: In 20 years we will feel sad and ashamed...
- Pyramids, looters and how Russian intelligentsia will probably defend Hermitage
- Buying stolen artifacts and paintings: Perverts
- Reasons for admittance into a mental hospital in 1890s: Novel reading and bad whiskey
- Your favorite ice-cream flavour can say a lot about you
- What not to donate to a thrift shop
- Apple! Call us! We will dedicate...2013-11-0126 min
LINGVISTOVI Like Cockroaches! (47)- Nobel Prize week: Theres hope for all of us
- Why Lingvistov have to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
- Freezing oneself to be revived in future and hoping for the best
- Come to Chelny and we will freeze you just for 100$!
- Whats your sexy voice?
- Surrogate mothers: immoral or heroic?
- Will you marry a person twice old than you are? Pugacheva-Galkin dilemma
- Russian conservatism: Government only makes it worse
- Angelina Jolie brand: Lips and legs
- "Finish me Story Competition" still continues! Send...2013-10-2620 min
LINGVISTOVVive la Révolution! (46)- St. Petersburg, common cold and sexy voices
- Asia and her Winona Ryder craze
- Losing and finding voice
- Teachers are rioting in Brazil! Can we do the same here in Russia?
- Russian teachers: dedicated losers
- Asia, you were heard: Every single voice counts
- Star Trek economics in Switzerland: A 3000$ check per month for everyone!
- Are there criminals in Switzerland?2013-10-2619 min
LINGVISTOVAccording to the Accordion (45)- Winter mood: Its really cold...
- Siris birthday: We are ready to provide our voices for Russian Siri
- Siri has a day off: Stop your egoistic requests!
- Moldable memory: We can never preserve the original memory
- What can you remember the best? Faces, names, number, smells...
- Marrying a Boston street
- How to clear the hard drive in your head? Theres not enough space!
- Listeners questions: If you could learn one random skill what would it be?
- British and Russian superstitions: Zastolye and hitting men with...2013-10-1820 min
LINGVISTOVCrappuccino (44)- No milk for my coffee: Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts
- It tastes good! But if you eat it everyday...
- Landysh lives in dread of winter
- Tablets for your child: What are they really good for?
- Should we teach children typing before handwriting?
- How often do you actually write?
- Digital art and traditional art: Are they of the same value?
- Surprise!!! McDonalds plans to give your child a life lesson
- Childhood disappointments and our Kinder Surprise craze2013-10-1521 min
LINGVISTOVThe Result of Moscow Olympiada (43)- Tanzania lake that could turn you into stone
- Your favorite abandoned places and heads of dolls on the bottom of the ocean
- Listening to audio recordings of mentally-ill people on a regular basis
- Lobotomy: sounds like fun!
- Getting in and out of psychiatric hospital: How many of us are actually mentally healthy?
- Do not annoy your neighbors: Crazy people
- Pennywise in England: Who actually likes clowns?
- Adopting a child from other country: Does ethnicity matter?
- Ivan the result of Moscow Olympic Games
...2013-10-0924 min
LINGVISTOVTitty Twister (42)- A sleeping man in Daniils room...
- Landysh is a hamster! Winter is coming, brace yourselves
- Pussy Riot: What was the purpose?
- Prison conditions in Russia: Damn, we have no experience...
- Love Story: Putin and the majority of Russian population
- National Poetry Day in England and Lingvistov Prose Day!
- Fighting bad manners with poetry
- Subway? Metropolitan? Underground?
- Questions from our listeners! Send them in to info@lingvistov.ru
- Seductive mice and the thrill of the chase
- Men nipples: What the hell...2013-10-0522 min
LINGVISTOVFrogbusters (41)- Multitasking: Asia is doing exercises while podcasting
- Snow in Moscow: The sooner it begins, the sooner it ends
- Good old days: Even terrorists are not when they used to be...
- Terrorist attacks in Kenya: No Russians are harmed, phew!
- Beware of the enemy! Greenpeace or pirates?
- Banned books week: are there any books that have to be banned?
- Caught abusing drugs at least once? Youre screwed.
- Whats the point of prisons? Discrimination against criminals
- What kind of crime could you commit?
- Animal...2013-09-2735 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook — Jezzy by Daniil Yakovenko (40)"Jezzy" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. It tells about a student whose daring fantasies seemed to turn into reality but in truth turned into a nightmare.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh 2013-09-2711 min
LINGVISTOVThe Secret Society of Railway Station Sleepers (40)- Conscience is the engine of progress
- Weird weather in St. Petersburg: no rain, sunshine and comfortable temperatures
- Bass or base: another one of special Landyshisms
- Daniil at the rock concert: push, pull and throw!
- Sleeping in a train station: Survival guide in major cities
- We are making a short film! Next year...
- Mongolian shamans in Northern China: Have you been to a fortuneteller?
- A parrot that can predict your future: One reason to go to Kazan
- Gypsies: they can steal your soul if you...2013-09-2332 min
LINGVISTOVSocial Network for Dictators (39)- Landysh is ill and Asia has a brand new small dog in her house
- Why old people talk about their illnesses
- Why we mimic speech of the people we talk to
- Synesthesia: who the hell invented this word?!!
- Hearing music while cutting bread: pleasant or tiring?
- Depression: merits and drawbacks
- Psychology: how weird are you?
- What you have to do to provoke Landysh
- Dictators: Kim Jong-Un has a baby! Awwwwww!
- American woman shoves her husband off a cliff: He deserved it
...2013-09-1338 min
LINGVISTOVRoxxxy the Sexrobot (38)- Growing food inside your belly: Just plant some seeds!
- Professor Yakovenko: Daniil is going to teach English at university
- Possible war in Syria: No invading, just a bit of bombing
- Sex with robots: will you want to have a robot boyfriend/girlfriend?
- Marriages with robots, bridges or the Berlin Wall and dating dogs
- Gay parades in St.Petersburg: They are so lovable!
- Courting: Is it necessary for men in a relationship?
- Guest workers in Russia: Is there really a problem?
- Mexicans in the USA...2013-09-1038 min
LINGVISTOVLandyshism (37)- Whos knocking on your door? Aliens or the government?
- Would you like to sell your reputation?
- Your golden years will pass: We are being optimistical
- Landyshs birthday: Interview with her this week
- How many dresses Landysh has and how wonderful it is to wake up to the sounds of crows
- Talking pets: giving out where you hide your money
- Squirrels: how do you pronounce it?
- Weird people you meet on trains
- Driving trams, motorcycles and partying in a personal plane
- Petrozavodsk...2013-08-2924 min
LINGVISTOVPathoanalogoanatom (36)- Asia showing surprise, dog art and Daniil early in the morning
- Cloud atlas: Scots, the idea of future and audiobooks
- We have recorded new short stories! Stay tuned!
- Libya Egypt-style: Were the States and Europe aware of what was going to happen?
- Talking about Kevin: Why do people go on shooting sprees in the USA?
- Pigeon apocalypse: I have warned you, man! Havent you seen my pigeons?!!
- Too many "universities" in Russia: Fraud, unemployment and bad education
- What major would you choose: We want to be...2013-08-2435 min
LINGVISTOVUnumbrerralled (35)- Asia, Daniil, Landysh and a professional microphone together in St.Petersburg!
- Fighting the enemy: Do not mess with Lingvistov! Time to engage the Lingvistov army.
- To hell with introduction... again
- Conflict in Kashmir: what did you do when you were 14?
- Everybody knows crazy Lena: did you have a crazy friend in your childhood?
- Make your children create their own toys!
- Abominable dragonflies: avoid eye-contact at all costs
- Near death-experiences: its all pure chemistry
- Life after death: belief in reincarnation and belief in nothingness
...2013-08-1941 min
LINGVISTOVA Hidden Breast-Wanter (34)- Landysh has a super professional mic this week! We are one step closer to being proper podcasters!
- Daniil got partially sunburnt and exhausted his drinking capacity
- Extreme service: inhale smoke, drink and get hit with a bat!
- To hell with introduction!
- You are not my friend anymore! The USA and Russia are going their separate ways.
- Romantic adventure of Edward Snowden and comfortable life of Julian Assange
- Mummy in an attic: a genuine relic or grandfathers prank?
- Practical guide to taking a brain out: Live and...2013-08-0843 min
LINGVISTOVMemento Mori (33)- No other story today! Its Daniils birthday!!!
- What do we actually know about Daniil - some unknown facts revealed exclusively for Lingvistov podcast!
- Spontaneous interview with Daniil
- First recollections from childhood: blue baby bouncers and kindergarteners
- First school teachers, bad decisions and how the Writing began
- Parents are not our biggest fans: how Asias parents evaluated her first attempts to write
- Do you ever dream and think in English?
- The dark side of birthdays: 21 was not a good number
- Karaoke: were going to sing...2013-08-0134 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part IV (32)The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.
Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova...2013-07-2933 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part III (32)The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.
Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova...2013-07-2927 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part II (32)The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.
Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova...2013-07-2931 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part I (32)The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.
Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova...2013-07-2920 min
LINGVISTOVHead between Legs (32)- Achtung! We keep on hearing voices!!!
- Conspiracy theory: Daniil is driving us crazy with radio or television...
- St.Petersburg weather update: its like October - the summer is over
- Check out "The Adventures of a Bearded Man" with our wonderful illustrations: ссылка
- No-serious-news podcast this week!
- Vampire graves: whose head is it between your legs?!
- What makes a vampire a vampire? And hitting a vampire with wooden sticks!
- Drunken vampires and other efficient ways to get rid of vampires
- Life too exciting? Watch entire train journe...2013-07-2522 min
LINGVISTOVThe Big BOOM! (31)- In Finland, youd better have a cell phone if nature calls: Use SMS to unlock public toilets
- Cause for celebration: Asia is 100% ours!
- Its always good to have something to procrastinate on
- Have you missed North Korea? And how is it possible to hide two planes on a cargo ship?
- Mass hallucinations: Landysh and Asia are hearing voices! Can you hear them as well?
- Getting stuck on a tree while riding a balloon powered lawn-chair
- City tour in a bed: or is it just another strategy to increase...2013-07-1839 min
LINGVISTOVFish’s Poo (30)- This weeks special! Landyshs contagious laughter
- Asia is back in Saint-Petersburg and Russia is spending too much money on sporting events
- Check out Asias and Landyshs interviews on our website and dont forget to comment them! ссылка
- Surprise for Asia: Spontaneous introduction and Landysh being a torturer today
- Massacre in Egypt: Soldiers shooting at demonstrators
- Russian army: what would happen if no country in the world had an army and nuclear weapons
- Asia wants to go to the army: our very own future G.I. Jane
- Kremlin buys t...2013-07-1537 min
LINGVISTOVAre you ever going to stop it?! (29)- What makes Landysh happy: the company of Daniil and Asia and a good hookah
- Visiting a proper bar: smelly bearded men and bear... or green tea for Landysh?
- Gay and straight cats: I dont care for them as long as they do not get married
- Daniils future in reconnaissance and his topshelf poem about the Financial Service
- Snowden case: what is the price of freedom and security? or lets talk about acts of chair
- Zombies in the animal world: popping eyes of a ladybug
- Zombies vs. Vampires: dead...2013-07-0443 min
LINGVISTOVA Catter in the Rye (28)- News Alert! Daniil shaved off his beard!
- Asias future adventure: from St. Petersburg to Chelny by car
- Landysh going hard core with her diet and turning into a plant
- Protests in Brazil and Turkey: the standing man protesting and too "high" bus fares
- Differences in mentality and our high limits of tolerance: soon well have the second October revolution!
- Cold and heat determine the political regime in your country
- Yes, we cat! Morris the Cat, a perfect candidate for mayor
- Daniil the Catter: Your guide to...2013-06-2240 min
LINGVISTOVAnna Who Disabeard (27)- LINGVISTOV Team finally together! Asia, Daniil and Landysh are in Saint-Petersburg
- Landysh: a bad guide who talks too much and gets easily distracted
- LINGVISTOV future plans: Driving Durov out of his Nevskiy office and settling there!
- Landysh and a hookah: Sitting in a smoky room and doodling
- Message from Rhyne Curton in Charlotte, NC: Our American listener and dear friend!
- Tatar-Russian-English or how you can kill Landysh with your bad pronunciation
- Unrest in Turkey: Getting the news from the protesters on the street
- Americans and Thanksgiving...2013-06-1639 min
LINGVISTOVApple Till Four (26)- Girly Podcast this week!
- Landysh marking her territory with lilies of the valley
- Lingvistov team travelling as an entity and reading Bible for an educational purpose
- An episode of LINGVISTOV Podcast without Daniil... we are lonely
- Romantic story about zombies: or where Twilight creators draw their inspiration from
- Asia in Finland: Wonderland where its comfortable to be anyone
- Finnish Bob Dylan fans and internal invasion of Finland by the Russians
- Charm of bearded women and how a woman can grow a beard
- Beauty that...2013-06-0639 min
LINGVISTOVInterview: Crazy Algerians (25)- Interview with Mus from magnificent Algeria!
- Why a foreigner has a profile in vkontakte: Friends and music
- Language issues in Algeria: speaking French like the French
- A love story between France and Algeria and the Arab spring
- Algerian president: dead or alive?
- Strategy of the Algerian government: not to piss off everybody
- Marseille - the 49th arrondissement of Algeria
- African markets! Colours, spices, sand and the most beautiful sunsets!
- Rich Algerian cuisine and bread cooked in the sand
- Big Arab families and...2013-06-0429 min
LINGVISTOVDeja Vu (25)- Repeating the introduction and emotions after forgetting to switch on the recorder
- Suicide in Notre-Dame de Paris: killing oneself to send the message against same-sex marriages
- Why gay people marry? It turns out for the same reasons straight people do.
- Is suicidal behaviour a disease? And is it a weakness to commit one?
- Anti-depressants: Landysh is living up to an image of a proper artist
- Aldous Huxleys experiments with drugs and how the world profited from it
- Blackholes can actually be wormholes: would you take a risk?
...2013-05-2426 min
LINGVISTOVPorn Tavern (24)- Podcasting and drinking: A unique experience for all the members of Lingvistov team
- How to train your guests: Want to step on a clean floor? - Mop it yourself first
- Spy news! Weird American spies and why spies in reality never resemble James Bond
- Celebrity news: Angelina Jolie and her breasts
- Whos your favourite actress?
- Disadvantages of modern energy resources: birds being killed mercilessly by windmills
- Have you been pushkining? Lingvistov podcast finding new use for existing words
- A grave mistake averted or porn on the...2013-05-1831 min
LINGVISTOVInterview with Syd Mead (23)Asia interviews Syd Mead, visual futurist and concept artist, best known for his designs for science-fiction films such as Blade Runner, Aliens and Tron. Of his work, Mead once moved to comment: "Ive called science fiction reality ahead of schedule". Mead was born in Saint Paul, Minnesota on July 18, 1933. He graduated from high school in Colorado Springs, Colorado in 1951. After serving a three-year enlistment in the US Army, Syd Mead continued on to the Art Center School in Los Angeles, where he graduated in June, 1959. He was recruited by the Ford Motor Companys Advanced Styling Studio. Mead left the studio...2013-05-1146 min
LINGVISTOVOne Giant Freckle (23)Dear listeners, we are deeply sorry for the quality of the first part of this podcast and the general lack of discipline.
- We started our own Youtube channel! Check it out: ссылка
- Serious news: Missiles struck military facilities near Damascus
- Nannies study martial arts: 65-year-old ladies who know karate
- The happiest man in Britain: blue-eyed grey-haired married teacher called Steve who lives close to Edinburgh and wears glasses
- Happiest and unhappiest names: perfect names for Daniils future children
- Threats to the Artic Region: acidification of its waters and overfi...2013-05-1127 min
LINGVISTOVBeardology (22)- Landysh and Asia finally seeing each others faces and waiting for Daniil to join them in St.Peterburg!
- Brawl in Venezuelan parlament: our Duma looks quite tame in comparison
- Lenin zombie! Seeing dead people and the purpose of embalmed world leaders
- Climate change: can anything be done to prevent it or is it really imminent?
- Future Disasters American-style: will we live to see anything spectacular?
- Perfect gift for a man: A shirt that can be worn for 100 days without washing
- F-Word: a universal word that can be used...2013-05-0338 min
LINGVISTOVDeath by a Beard! (21)- Asia brings knowledge into this illiterate world while Daniil is chewing on a piece of cabbage
- Our lives are spoiled with work: Mondays suck as well as having a proper job
- You should always do what you like: our friend Tatyana Petrova and her fantastic project
- North Korea news! Kim Jong-Un wants to join the nuclear club
- Having trouble getting out of sleep and falling asleep while riding a bycicle
- Happy childhood: friendly girls with kitchen knives going for a walk
- Who throws rubbish that now orbits the...2013-04-2641 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook: Dear Husband by Joyce Carol Oates (20)"Dear Husband" by Joyce Carol Oates is her attempt to get inside the head of Andrea Yates, who killed her children in a much-publicized case in Texas. The narrators ramblings are a predictable mishmash, evidence of battered wife syndrome and born-again lunacy: "Jesus said to me, It is true that you are a bad mother but there is a way: If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. " Dramatic, intensely rendered, and always provocative "Dear Husband" provides an unsettling and fascinating look into the mysterious heart of America.
Author of the story - Joyce Carol Oates We do...2013-04-2134 min
LINGVISTOVPessimistic Future (20)- Shopping as a subconscious purpose: If its beautiful and useless, you have to have it!
- Serious news: Earthquake in Iran, and why anything happening in the US is more important than major disasters anywhere else in the world
- Mystery of North Korean female soldiers: Why do they wear high-heels? Our hypotheses
- Medical advice from LINGVISTOV: Love your kidneys.
- One-way ticket to Mars: want to lose your bone and muscle mass? Apply now!
- Bright future for humanity: If you get too fat you can buy another body! Synthetic bodies and fully...2013-04-1842 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook: Dear God, know me, from Adam by Dom Conlon (19)Audiobook "Dear God, know me, from Adam" by modern writer Dom Conlon gives a new funny interpretation of a well-known fable about the birth of the Universe. Besides it is about how parents love their children and let them go... about free will and how even our bad choices are better than blind acceptance.
Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Dom Conlon We do not own the rights for this short story.
You can read the whole text here: ссылка
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akh...2013-04-1620 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook: Last Frontier by Daniil Yakovenko Part II (19)"Last Frontier" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. Its second part reveals a conversation between Roger Steelson and an extraterrestrial Jayar Narah Acri about what humankind has been searching for throughout the universe and still thinks it failed to find.
Enjoy Part II of the short story brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Daniil Yakovenko
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh 2013-04-1512 min
LINGVISTOVBerlin, Berlin! (19)- Life on a sofa: Asias dog Lola is afraid of floors and happy Daniil surrounded by a considerable number of pets.
- Landysh in Germany: ruining stereotypes, bad weather and unruly Berliners.
- What makes Landysh happy: seeing or rather hearing a real Scotsman.
- Two bombs found in Berlin while Landysh was there: coincidence? I dont think so.
- The Wall: separation of the nation and differences between Germany and the Soviet Union
- Russian tourists abroad: why do you have no desire to approach them when you see them?
- Feeling proud...2013-04-1134 min
LINGVISTOVOperation Acoustic Kitty (18)- Berlin is waiting for Landysh! Souvenirs, flags on Reichstag and Landysh as a special correspondent from Germany
- Rebels in Central African Republic: dictatorships and similarities with Russia
- Operation Acoustic Kitty: Sadist soviet spies, untrainable cats and pets who see ghosts
- Fat arrogant despicable Russian parliamentarians and Putin with his Kalina
- Image of wealthy people: stealing becomes a virtue in Russia
- Zombie Survival Classes: we are sending Daniil to Oregon! He makes a great zombie
- Best weapons against zombies: a bat, an axe and a shovel!
- Placebo...2013-03-2642 min
LINGVISTOVAudiobook: Last Frontier by Daniil Yakovenko Part I (17)"Last Frontier" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. Its first part speaks about young Roger Steelson who meets a friendly stranger in a bar. This stranger has a funny accent and definitely a story to tell.
Enjoy Part I of the short story brought to you by LINGVISTOV.
Author of the story - Daniil Yakovenko
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh 2013-03-2111 min
LINGVISTOVLaugh Time (17)- Night and morning people: the romance of sitting alone in complete darkness
- Potential war! China and Japan: all the bets are on
- Chinese Eugenics: lets breed billion genius babies!
- No more swearing on Russian Television: can the government actually control it?
- How TV creates a homelike atmosphere and foreigners swearing in Russian
- Survival programming: men judge women in milliseconds and why appearances matter
- Life on a moon of a planet: beautiful view and a possible plot for a book
- Overoptimistic Asia, Daniil and Landysh: Lingvistov Inc...2013-03-2143 min
LINGVISTOVAgainst the System (16)- Want to make a girl happy? Send her packets of buckwheat via Russian Post
- What do you do while standing in a line? listening to audiobooks, observing people and reading
- Got an ugly wife or children? Now you can sue them and win hundred thousands of dollars!
- Daniils and Asias kind parents: well... you are ok... but you are not the most beautiful person
- Go against the system! Grow a beard and never cut your hair!
- Cloning pets: expensive and unnatural
- George W. Bush is a painter of...2013-03-1437 min
LINGVISTOVBrogurt (15)- Morning or mourning? and how many hours do you sleep?
- Challenge in Berlin: developing strategy to get Eddie Izzards attention with an apron
- Homeless people now, lavish entertainment centre later - house demolition problem of Lagos, Nigeria
- Titanic II: ultimate conspiracy theory
- Sending a couple to Mars: 501 days in a confined space with your husband/wife
- Brogurt: Find your inner abs
- Overly optimistic book titles: You can find Uranium!
- Oscars 2013: genius Christoph Waltz, Jennifer Lawrence and poor Leo DiCaprio
- 13th ammendment: You missed your...2013-03-0624 min
LINGVISTOVCats in Underwear (14)- How you can ruin your pets self-esteem with a haircut
- Asyas new passion: TV series about women in prison, weird English accents and Landyshs love for anything Scottish
- The saddest map of America: where do Americans spy love? Walmart and buses, yay!
- Where do you meet people? The Internet, nightclubs, cafes and speed dates
- A final tweet from Pope Benedict XVI and an iPhone app from the Catholic church
- Apple smart watch concept and what happens when Landysh loses ability to read properly
- Why girls like wearing mens...2013-02-2522 min
LINGVISTOVVisaster!!! (13)- Dynamic duo turned into Terrific trio! Daniil joins us this week for the lucky 13
- Romantics of the Russian Railroads: hundred reasons for you not to be able to fall asleep in your compartment
- Landysh in Ekaterinburg and people leading a cats life
- How to move into an apartment without your landlady finding out that you have a dog
- Meteorite in Chelyabinsk: flash of the UFO camera and how America tells Asia whats going on in her own country
- St. Valentines special: we believe Pistorius is innocent!
- Freedom! Scotland...2013-02-1826 min
LINGVISTOVStephen Kinglish (12)- A bright young thing: writer Daniil Yakovenko (read his work on: ссылка
- Olonets and Petrozavodsk: living in a real castle!
- Dormitories: parties, food and learning to fall asleep in any circumstances
- Fun facts about Karelia: Ded Moroz games, weird monuments, American spies and the Karelian language
- Landysh in Karelia: kayaking and freezing in the forest in August.
- Love of reading and writing: Stephen King and first short stories
- Inspiration: you have to earn it
- The English language: passion for translation
- Paris - the white city, eating...2013-02-0926 min
LINGVISTOVDon’t give me that dirty diaper look! (11)- Asia is in Chelny! Unbelievable! Its a family reunion!
- A Russian family lived in taiga not knowing about World War II
- Living in isolation: are people that annoying?
- Raw eaters: do not torture your children, they deserve to have a choice
- The mole people: society that lives under your feet
- Crazy women with cats and why Landysh walks with four bottles of water everyday during summer
- Helping homeless people: a real business and who actually gets the money you give in the end
- Street artists: Asia...2013-02-0426 min
LINGVISTOVMy poor money tree (10)- From St.Petersburg to Naberezhnye Chelny in winter on a bad car with two dogs: in short, Asia is insane
- Renting an apartment alone: independance, living on kasha and gardening
- The dilemma of a bathroom: a shower or a bath?
- Experiencing "kommunalnaya kvartira", i.e. a shared apartment, and what makes a good roommate
- Once again Germans and beer and our prejudice against beer
- Smoking special: the problem of giving up, a 2-year-old chain smoker and the effects of weed
- Smokers in elevators - we dont understand you...2013-01-2832 min
LINGVISTOVOstorozhno! (9)- Germany-themed Lingvistov podcast - a real 100% proven German chef with us
- Fun facts about meine hbsche Angela Merkel
- "Ich bin ein Hamburger!" Fun facts and Germany: beer, beer and beer again, German sausages, bread, crazy dialects and autobahns
- Matthias Trschel, the chef and the traveller, talks about his adventures
- Nothing where you get too dirty, nothing where you have to wear a tie: why chef?
- Russian cuisine: cabbage, potatoes, dill and the mystery of okroshka
- Learning Russian the hard way: да, нет, спасибо, пиво!
- Propaganda, Berliner Mauer and modern stereotypes about Russians 2013-01-2134 min
LINGVISTOVJust walking my cabbage pet (8)- Supernatural: how the X files and the Nightmare on Elm Street can make you hear things and a doppelganger mystery
- New Year tree dilemma: should I undress it or leave it till spring?
- Hugo Chvez: martyr and boring stuff about his legacy
- Snakes on the plane: what would be your face expression if you saw a snake outside the airplane window
- Beware of accidents: high chances of your colleague shooting a nail into your heart and bad puns
- Classic California: Mr. Teeth guarding marijuana and exotic pet animals
...2013-01-1525 min
LINGVISTOVTatarisch Fantastisch (7)- French special: forget Paris and Moscow, this is Naberezhnye Chelny, baby!
- French news: a disciplined 73-year-old stuck in the supermarket, Russian Depardieu and how Brigitte Bardot can become one of us
- French fiscal paradises: 13% or 75%? And why Hollande lacks an Italian wife
- A very French Florian in Russia: fleeing October Revolution, Russian "intelligentsia" and Lobachevskiy
- The charm of the Russian province, hidden machine guns and why banyas can finish a foreigner
- Lazy Russian men: how Asia and Landysh are planning to organize the Liberation de la Femme movement
...2013-01-0729 min
LINGVISTOVMaigloeckchen (6)- Podcasts on cassettes, secretly recording your friends and writing for no audience
- Maipukite: how do you translate Landysh to other languages?
- Our darling Silvio: what members of his body are deep in sex scandals?
- Perfect boyfriend: an English-speaking smart and handsome gentleman with a diploma who cooks for himself
- Russian-style blind dates: packet of wine on the bench in the park
- Plotting to celebrate Christmas in Saudi Arabia
- Nerd news: British goverment is prepared for zombie invasion, a cognitive itch and misheard lyrics
- FINISH A STORY...2013-01-0131 min
LINGVISTOVA very big surprise for my mom (5)- Hardships of an office life: Asias broken after dancing all night... well, lets face it - shes not 18 any more!
- What are the best ways to end the world or the world has to end with a bang!
- Zombie kit based on practice and defibrillator toaster: Were losing him! Nurse! Beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
- Mysterious Asya: not girlish, not modest, not calm
- Travelling in the USA: being Russian in America and how they are not so different from us
- Asia tour 2012: Laos people in nirvana and why people cry over asian food
...2012-12-2429 min
LINGVISTOVI even washed my hair (4)- Freedom! Asya bids adieu to her boss and colleagues
- Lady Gaga: I am not a teenager but... and Landysh dreams about Gerard Butler
- A guide into the mind of a disturbed artist or a girl whose name rhymes only with "Пыдыщ"
- Monkeys on the stage: Why the world lost the greatest accordion player
- Lets talk about art: Wallpapers make the best canvases
- Love is in the air: Why Landysh scares off all the men and where potential boyfriends hide
- Oscar Wilde on badly written books, chaotic lives and Landysh is ge...2012-12-1733 min
LINGVISTOVIntraterrestrials (3)- Whats for dinner? Aggressive vegetarians
- Immigration issue: Asia is barred from the US and has no propiska
- Lets keep it romantic: spread my ashes over the ocean
- Personal god or please dont be Krishnaidi
- Koren heartthrob: Step away, Beckhams, Goslings and Coopers! The sexiest man alive is in the premises
- Nerd news: parallel universes where women are more important than men
- Culturemaniacs: she used to be he or how Keira Knightley ruins films2012-12-0552 min
LINGVISTOVOutline of the Breast (2)- Uncanny weather: the freaking winter is gonna get you
- A regular Friday for the rest of world that watched too much TV
- Airport security have a super power to see through your clothes and no touchy-touchy in our neighborhood
- Adopt a spire: another item to your list of ways to spectacularly waste your money
- Honesty is the best policy: a contestant for Miss Earth shows signs of rational thinking
- How to get attention of a lady: Sadam Husein with Dumbo in his underpants
- Nerd News: 24 personalities of Billy...2012-11-2549 min
LINGVISTOVPilot Chicken Feces (1)- Petraeus and Broadwell affair: the rest of the world is not impressed
- We are moving to Colorado: legalization of cannabis
- Lesbian book under the counter: Utah district is sued for homophobia
- Your office in a car: German man is an example for us all or just a road hazard?
- Yam-yam: chicken feces for breakfast and how the hell they came up with okroshka?2012-11-2044 min