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The Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 4: Clarkson’s Astro FarmThis week on the pod, we launch straight into wacky witterings with someone claiming to be an astronaut (I spent 10 minutes rearranging my fridge once, I now identify as an interior designer - does that count??) and things only go downhill (or down the pan) from there. From introducing delusional turd tariffs to exposing the shocking truth that the Pope knew…this episode is a wild ride through nonsense, nostalgia, and near-decent hypotheticals.
0:00 - Officially an ass…tronaut
3:20 - Turd tariffs
9:41 - The Pope knew…
13:58 - Wid Yi go down for £200?
16:01...
2025-05-0928 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 3: The Titanic, Terminators, and Trump’s Swingers ClubsIn this hilarious episode, we kick off with a chaotic dive into the story of Titanic and its final inevitability (spoiler: it’s not all icebergs). From there, we discuss a thought-provoking Wid Yi, and then we somehow end up in school again — talking about the weirdest subjects we were forced to sit through, including the moment someone questions about posing nude. Naturally, that leads us straight into history class — where none of us retained any dates, but we do remember the teachers, the drama, and the snack breaks. We finish off by laughing into a Wid Yi about dressi...
2025-04-2627 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 2: Bunny Trails and Belly LaughsIn this Easter-edition comedy episode, we open with some egg-stra special nonsense before diving into pure banter — from the hilarious President Tango Tits excuses to wild hypothetical questions like “Wid yi live in this very specialised place for a month?”
We also go head-to-head on Glastonbury vs Download, including Rod Stewart, debate what counts as a luxury date night (human centipede, anyone?), and drop hilarious takes you didn’t know you needed. Complete Scottish humour, unfiltered laughs, and a lot of nonsense.
0:00 - Sole survivor: Easter edition
6:00 - The laughs from President Tango Tit...
2025-04-1932 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 1: Posh Polish Polish PodcastWid Yi are back for another season! From dodgy blow dries to golden showers (for survival, we swear), this episode is pure chaos in the best way. We kick things off with tv gold and what should be public service announcements. Then it’s on to some dating app disasters, £20 lifestyle gambles, and the moment you realise peeing on yourself might actually be the least embarrassing part of your day.
We also bring back WhatsApp your Wid Yi, and tackle with trying (and failing) to keep a straight face mid-story. Real stories, bad decisions, and funny fallout—comed...
2025-04-1226 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 30: It’s Christmas, and it’s our last one…In this festive Christmas comedy episode, we dive into the hilarity of Lily Phillips’ record-breaking attempt before debating whether Wham could top the charts this holiday season. We then ask a Wid Yi on a curious question that would certainly make you stand out with tattoos, and as Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming out this weekend, we discuss the excitement and controversies surrounding it. For those early cozy nights in, we share our must-watch Christmas films and wrap things up with sitting down to watch Gavin and Stacey and other Christmas telly classics.
Packed with laughs, relatable mom...
2024-12-2146 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 29: A very Karen friendly episodeHello there, after all the hate mail we’ve received from the woke members of the public, this is an episode guaranteed to offend nobody. This is a politically correct, Karen approved, Family edition of WidYi”. Join us as we discuss Selena Gomez’s engagement, a no swear guide to Aberdeen’s controversial Low Emission Zones (LEZ), and explore how they’re shaping local conversations. We’ll also lightly mention the latest economic growth trends and what they mean to us, before changing topics to Saturday night tv with the glitz and drama of the Strictly Come Dancing final—who will take...
2024-12-1529 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 28: Watch out, Steven Mulhern’s aboutStep back in time to the era of big hair, Roy Walker, and beloved 80’s TV shows as your favorite comedy podcast serves up a hilarious episode filled with nostalgia, absurd hypotheticals, and laugh-out-loud banter. We kick things off with a chat about the chaos of Christmas markets and the ridiculous brilliance of You Bet before diving into a Wid Yi have surgery to become this certain person’s double for money. We get a listener-submitted “Wid Yi” scenarios via WhatsApp take reasoning to strange new heights. Finally, we wrap things up with a tribute to the king of 80’s TV prank...
2024-12-0728 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 27: Dick Van Dyke on I’m a Celebrity…Laugh along with us on this podcast episode as we discuss Scotland’s beloved gritter tracker, and about the creative, often hilarious names given to the country’s snowplows. From “Grit Expectations” to “Spready Mercury,” we uncover why this icy tradition has people cracking up every winter.
Then, we brainstorm the ultimate reality TV concept: an “I’m a Celebrity” jungle experience exclusively for the elderly. Imagine Alex Salmond chasing ostriches, or Mel Brooks taking the Unlucky Dip. Chaos ensues!
We throw in a few Wid Yi’s and then wrap up with the surprisingly dark tale of Popeye...
2024-11-3028 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 26: You want abs, eat kebabsIn this hilarious episode of Wid Yi, we dive into a whirlwind of comedic chaos, starting with a truthful confession about Zac Efron in Baywatch and the art of the iconic slow-motion run. We ask whether we’d wear something unusual to work for £50, explore absurd theories to climate change, and remember Still Game’s Navid in an episode of The IT Crowd. Inspired by Mr Beast’s wild stunts, we ponder how far we’d go for relief, before wrapping up with a chaotic idea for a Bake Off episode.
0:00 - Baywatch with Zac Efron
2024-11-2327 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 25: Rees Mogg, ASMR, and Sean Connery: A Comedy KnockoutFor comedy that’s even more entertaining than the Tyson vs. Paul fight on Netflix, tune in to this week’s episode of Wid Yi! This week we kick things off with a bizarre science experiment involving Jacob Rees-Mogg and Ann Widdecombe (you won’t believe where this goes). We take a festive detour through Aberdeen’s Christmas Village, challenge ourselves to eat 900 oranges, and explore the unexpected rise of ASMR on TikTok.
Martyn is dared to make his own type of poutine—would you dare try it? And finally, we ask yesh…why is Sean Connery sitting in t...
2024-11-1627 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 24: Tango Trump’s Celebratory KebabWelcome back to Wid Yi, grab a cuppa, settle in, and get ready for a solid laugh.
In this episode, we’re starting off with a deep-fried deep dive into Mitcho’s, potentially the worst kebab shop in Scotland. Is it as tragic as it sounds? We’ll let you decide.
Then, things get spicy with Tango Tits Trump—don’t ask, just stick around and prepare for the madness. We’ll also be challenging each other with ‘Wid Yi eat this for £1000?’ because everyone’s got a price, right?
Then, we’ll touch on Google’s late...
2024-11-0930 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 23: The Joy of Bob Ross making a sandwichPost Halloween time, tune in for some laughs, unexpected questions, and the kind of offbeat conversation you didn’t know you needed! We discuss some Wid Yi’s along with what’s been making the news this week, the cat that helps you recycle, some cringey moments while broadcasting, and Happy Little Foot Longs.
0:00 - Making the news this week
7:41 - Wid Yi swallow this whole?
10:22 - Broadcasting blunders
13:06 - Wid Yi let a dog do this for £50K?
17:33 - Bob Ross the sandwich artist
22:31 - Whatsapp your Wid Yi
#comedypodca...
2024-11-0233 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 22: Freddy Krueger vs The Joker on The Krypton Factor Get ready for a laugh-out-loud episode of this Scottish comedy podcast, perfect for fans of retro tv shows and films in the lead up to Halloween!
In this episode, we take a dive into the world of TV shows on a budget as we laugh about the BBC’s financial constraints and discuss which famous face could pull off a reboot of The Krypton Factor. Get ready for Halloween when we tackle the bizarre horror film Tusk and a film about teeth you may have forgotten about. Then we ask a “Wid Yi” about The Joker 2 and end on a...
2024-10-2631 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 21: Sensei Seagal and the bowl of cow shitThis week it becomes very apparent that Dave is obsessed two things in life...dressing up and eating cow shit. Maybe that's just one thing though? Welcome back to your weekly slice of Scottish humour as we ask other random questions like "what WOULD it take for you to eat a plate of cow shit?"
As well as that we discover what everyone's favourite weirdo, Steven Seagull, is up to these days. And the results are truly terrifying!
0:00 - Nachinat!
1:30 - The perils of unemployment
4:50 - A statement from Prince Nondrew
5:10...
2024-10-2029 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 20: Court Summons and Dog ShitWelcome to a special episode of Wid Yi, your go-to Scottish comedy podcast where we crank up the laughter in the week! In today’s episode, we’re diving into some wild and unpredictable moments—from one of our teams courtroom drama to awkward microphone moments. We’ll explore some hilarious antics like trying to sneak into a nightclub in certain costume, uncover a little-known Top Gear fact, and even debate what we'd do for charity... or whether we'd sell a Mr. Hanky in a shoe!
0:00 - A special episode
6:40 - Time in court
12:58 - Wid Yi dre...
2024-10-1230 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 19: Everybodys Dead DaveEnjoy hilarious moments as we look back on the golden days of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire with Chris Tarrant, the ‘loveable’ liar Johnson, dive into some geeky fun with Red Dwarf’s Holly, and laugh our way through Sylvester Stallone’s rat burgers. Then help us celebrate goretober with a "Wid Yi with a Trout" moment and Kerry Katona’s kebab.
0:00 - Commencer
1:00 - Lord G's TV recommendations for 2024
4:20 - Lovin’ Norman Lovett
12:32 - Sylvester Stallone’s rat burger
16:00 - Why Mums goto WHERE?
17:00 - Wid Yi make a new year resolution again...
2024-10-0521 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 18: Whoopi Goldberg and the Pink Russian HatThis week we face a few technical issues and pose a few really odd questions - would you rather get up close and personal with Whoopi Goldberg, or have someone give you a papercut somewhere quite delicate. Choices, eh!
We also chew the fat on some of the greatest/funniest movie deaths ever witnessed and try to answer that question once and for all. Hans Gruber or Dick Jones, who's demise was funnier?
0:00 - Start!
0:35 - Pay me a compliment WITHOUT paying me a compliment
5:00 - A fun game to Czech out in...
2024-09-2828 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 17: The Dennis Nilsen Mandela EffectLovin it? Not when it comes to taking selfies at a funeral, definitely a most inappropriate place to take a picture! And before you ask, yes...it really DID happen! We also ask "Wid Yi eat an out of date McDonalds?"
0:00 - Let the fun begin
1:00 - A quickfire Wid Yi?
5:00 - Families - who'd have em?
12:00 - An idiots guide to the Mandela effect
#selfieetiquette #selfie #selfieatafuneral #funeralselfie #dennisnilsen #mandelaeffect #outofdatemcdonalds #mcdonalds #wouldyoueatoutofdatetakeaway #mandelaeffectexplained #mandelaeffectexamples #chewinthefat #scottishcomedy #scottishpodcast
2024-09-2327 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 16: Dates that have gone horribly wrongJoin the boays as they reminisce about the worst dates they’ve ever had, including a 2am jaunt that ended up calling a plumber, and then celebrate Caturday with a cat themed wid yi. Also, do you know how much the Titanic door sold for? Listen along and find out!
0:00 - Martyn & G’s dating game
8:46 - Wid Yi dress up as a cat and…
11:53 - Meow meow
14:12 - Rose’s door hog
17:18 - Wid Yi roll over?
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2024-09-1419 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 15: The Economic Club Of New YorkIn this week’s episode of Wid Yi, we kick things off with an amusing analysis of Donald Trump at the Economic Club of New York, before we dive into a wild hypothetical featuring the unlikely trio of Jack Black, Tony Blair, and C-3PO—yes, you read that right. Things only get wackier when G gives out some *highly* questionable financial advice involving your VAT bill
0:00 - The Economic Club of New York ft. Donald Trump
6:15 - Jack Black, Tony Blair and C-3PO
10:36 - Buy a tank/Dave’s financial advice
15:0...
2024-09-0728 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 14: F**K you TicketmasterBitter? Us? Pfft! So yeah, it's safe to say the whole debacle with #ticketmaster messing up the #oasis ticket sale has pissed us off, ever so slightly. This week we put the world to rights and may have come up with an idea to bag ourselves some tickets to see the Gallagher brothers in concert...if they don't split up before then!
0:30 - Dave's tale of woe
2:15 - A man with zero patience
4:00 - Dynamic pricing = profiteering
10:00 - The most rewarding Wid Yi yet?
12:40 - Remember Michael "Not the Weatherman" Fish
#oasis #oa...
2024-09-0220 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 13: The one with added Chicken FilletsWe welcome a guest star onto this weeks show to give it some taste (perhaps wrong choice of words considering our first Wid Yi…) where we laugh about what movies are getting made, how much do you trust your friend, and wid yi do this not so short ‘n’ sweet challenge for £10 million?
0:00 - Pamela Anderson naked gun
5:22 - Wide Yi…boys that’s disgusting
9:00 - Our special guest star Chicken Fillets
13:41 - Wid Yi give this then go out on a hot date?
17:08 - a temu version of chi...
2024-08-2522 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 12: Everything wrong with the Alien filmWith Alien: Romulus hitting cinemas this week, we dive into the Alien and Prometheus films to date. Plus, with some of Scotland’s schools back in session, we share some laughs reminiscing about our own school days. Add in some fun challenges, and you've got this week's podcast!
0:00 - The IQ of a Greggs steak bake
12:44 - wid yi swim like this?
16:26 - le French
18:13 - wid yi sleep on it for £26?
20:06 - wid yi stick this down your trousers?
#prometheus #alien #schoolsback #gregg...
2024-08-1822 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 11: Andy now has freedom!From Scotland to Vienna, everyone must have heard of Andy Murray’s retirement by now, laugh along with us as we think of what he does in the evenings, a Wid Yi involving growing trees, a Wid Yi that might end you up in casualty, and are you a physical media lover, or a easy going streamer?
Listen to the debate and let us know in the comments below!
0:00 - Andy at Wimbledon
4:03 - Jeremy Clarkson does not play Farming Simulator
7:21 - wid yi grow a Bumsai tree?
9:21 - A business opportunity no...
2024-08-1121 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 10: Make it stop!It’s August, which means the Olympics are on, but there is something everyone forgot about them, wid yi be up for the latest challenge, and one of our team’s “enough” point.
0:00 - what should have be on at the Olympics
4:23 - wid yi get this done for £1m?
9:17 - the new tattoo
13:03 - wid yi allow me?
16:19 - I don’t even remember that logo
#youtube #comedy #prince #tattoo #scotland
2024-08-0418 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 9: From the Paris Olympics with loveJoin our two favourite uncast Marvel gentlemen (no not Deadpool & Wolverine sadly) as we catch up on the latest rumoured James Bond, someone Marvel brand travelling that isn’t Dr Doom, ringing ears, and one of our teams own unique Olympic sport of keeping a cold caller hanging on…
0:00 - Quantum of paul-ace
4:30 - wid yi remake it?
7:10 - Deadpool and Wolverine travelling in a Delorean
10:00 - legends of the 90’s
13:14 - Wid Yi allow it with no warning?
14:44 - when Argos had a call centre
#po...
2024-07-2817 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 8: Crowdstrike vs SkynetWhat a week it’s been! After stringing together two tin cans and a sketch board, we invented enough to create a podcast about the Crowdstrike outage, Aberdeen’s greatest and the Mobfather…but really, wid yi?
2024-07-2115 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 7: What Elsa was REALLY singing about in FrozenThis week we may have just given ourselves a challenge....
0:00 - Beards and Toasters shouldn't mix
2:00 - Opinions
5:00 - Beans on Beans - the stuff of nightmares
9:30 - Jeeby Beans
14:00 - No, just no. A Wid Yi? too far...
#beans #beansontoast #heinzbeans #parasites #carolsmiley #carolsmilie #beanschallenge #charitychallenge #rednoseday #beanbath
2024-07-1416 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 6: Time for tea?With the #generalelection now just a distant memory (ha) we look back at a week of madness and try to work out whether or not Jacob the time traveller is also a conehead.
2024-07-0716 minThe Wid Yi PodcastUK Election Special - Starmer vs Sunak🥊 It's finally here - the UK General Election 2024. Or, if you prefer, Starmer VS Sunak. 🥊
One is the son of a tool maker, the other...is just a tool. Blue takes on Blue in a bid to run the country for the next five years.
2024-07-0315 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 5: THE FIRST RULE OF ***** CLUB📢📢📢 UK ELECTION SPECIAL COMING THIS WEDNESDAY EVENING - 7PM 🚨
0:00 - Wid yi put yer phone away?
1:30 - The rule of club...
3:30 - We've had an idea
4:30 - A weird trip to the doctors
8:50 - A very short wid yi?
Disclaimer - this is definitely not safe for work, is strict for entertainment and those over the age of 18. If easily offended maybe go listen to Gardeners World or something?
2024-06-2914 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 4: What would Alan Rickman do?There's a General Election on the way...bet you didn't know that! We chat about the weeks ahead, what it could mean for the country and also wonder what wold Alan Rickman do?
Love Alan Rickman Actually
I'm older than Stu Pickles?
Happy Gilmore Demolition inc.
2024-06-2113 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 3: Dodgy impressions and AI generated tellyThis time around we do a few dodgy impressions...well, Lord G doesn't....and we also contemplate the future of TV with the news that there's a new AI service which could let you create your own show.
Awkward Banana Time
Dumb Dumpster Diving
2024-06-1316 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 2: Coffee, God and Furry TrianglesAnd we're back! From Lord G slurping his coffee annoyingly, to discuss the pros and cons of moving to the Bermuda Triangle...yeh, genuinely. I mean, Wid Yi if your work asked you to? The Wid Yi podcast is where discuss random challenges, like moving to the most remote and infamous spot on the planet, but add monetary values to see if you would do it (Wid Yi is Scottish for Would You?)
2024-05-2809 minThe Wid Yi PodcastEpisode 1: Prague, Lifts and Foot ShavingsWelcome to the very first episode of Wid Yi! Each week we'll throw different scenarios at each other, attaching random amounts of money. Because lets face it, we'd all be happy to be buried alive in exchange for a million quid, wouldn't we?
2024-05-2813 min