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Ners NewsTrouble With The CurveMariners extend their series win streak to 9! Bam! Everybody needs to be watching this team all the time. Sorry for the short episode. Or you're welcome. Depending on if you like our podcast.2025-05-1022 minNers NewsTeam Wins...With Zero Pitches?Mariners are freaking rolling right now. Ronnie O'Sullivan in 5.2025-05-041h 03Ners NewsJohn Power CrawfordWe're back to take you through the Mariners insane hot streak. Jorge Polanco MVP votes? Cal Raleigh MVP votes? It's possible. Also what was up with that whole sign stealing thing with Cal and Jose Berrios? Find out in this episode!2025-04-291h 08Ners NewsCity Connect Captain's HatWe're so back. It's April 2025 and Mariners baseball has returned. Max and Matt break down the abysmal start to Seattle's 2025 season while reacting live to a Mariners walk-off win against the Astros.2025-04-161h 04Ners News2025 Mariners BingoThe wait is over! The 2025 MLB season starts tomorrow and Max and Matt made a bingo card for you to track all the fun, depressing, goofy, and just straight up weird stuff that they think might happen to the 2025 Seattle Mariners. Remember to DM us @nersnews on Instagram for a bingo card!2025-03-271h 14Ners NewsAL West Pre-Season RankingsMax and Matt are back for their 2nd annual pre-season ranking of the AL West. See how the Mariners stack up in the division. Do you think we got this right or are we overestimating the Ms like usual?2025-03-1949 minNers NewsUnwritten RulesMax and Matt discuss 15 of baseball's unwritten rules and how valid they are. Basically, we're killing time until the season starts.2025-03-0844 minNers NewsHang TenMax and Matt are talking about baseball again. This week, they discuss the Mariners offseason moves, review their New Year's resolutions from last season, and make some predictions about 2025.2025-02-051h 00Ners NewsLefty Grove for a FenceFinally some positive news in the Seattle Mariners camp as Ichiro Suzuki becomes the 3rd Mariner in history to be voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame!2025-01-301h 04Ners NewsTurkish DelightThe 2025 offseason continues to be terrible for fans of the Seattle Mariners. Max and Matt choose not to dwell on the pain.2025-01-241h 12Ners NewsGhost YodaMax and Matt are talking about Game of Thrones again. This week it's S4 E9: The Watchers on the Wall. Major spoiler alert as per usual.2025-01-151h 00Ners NewsSpoiler AlertMax and Matt are switching it up this week. There's really nothing to talk about Mariners-related, so Max and Matt break down an episode of Game of Thrones! They're talking about the infamous episode: The Rains of Castamere (S3 E9). We promise we're still a Mariners podcast, but this might be our new groove until something interesting happens.2024-11-231h 14Ners NewsEnd of Season Funeral / Power HourThe Seattle Mariners are officially done in 2024. Max and Matt celebrate by doing an extended power hour (one minute for each Mariners loss in 2024) while recapping why the Mariners missed the playoffs and talking about who they want to see win and lose in the 2024 MLB postseason.2024-10-071h 22Ners NewsFive Games Left!!!It's now or never for the Seattle Mariners! Max and Matt break down the Mariners' chances of making the playoffs. Everybody strap in for the end of the season.2024-09-261h 11Ners NewsPredicting the Mariners Final RecordThis week on Ners News, Max and Matt try to predict what will happen in the final month of the MLB season for the Seattle Mariners, Houston Astros, and Minnesota Twins as the Mariners try to force their way into a playoff spot. We hope you like math because there's a lot of it in this one!2024-09-121h 06Ners NewsIt's a Light Bat!Max and Matt spend another week distracting themselves from how bad the Seattle Mariners are! This week, they react to Mariners' commercials from 2016 to 2019.
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLX0QiAf6mS6AR5Ogcm7WpiY-9LrnL1iQO2024-09-051h 03Ners NewsFamously Good Hitter, Me (Scott Servais Fired)Max and Matt get into the firing of Scott Servais and Jarret DeHart from the Seattle Mariners coaching staff and their replacements: Mariners Hall-of-Famers Dan Wilson and Edgar Martinez. Then they rail on Julio for his underperformance and congratulate Victor Robles on his recent turn around and contract extension.2024-08-261h 07Ners NewsThe Federal LeagueThis week on Ners News, Max and Matt are fed up with the recent lousy performance of the Seattle Mariners and instead of talking about it, they play some fun baseball-related games instead! Because why confront the pain when you can talk about Rocky Mountain Oysters and Hot Dogs with Froot Loops on them!2024-08-2143 minNers NewsNo True ScotsmanThere is new life for the Seattle Mariners! Just minutes after the MLB trade deadline passes, Max and Matt break down all the moves made by Jerry Dipoto and take a look at how the Mariners stack up for the rest of the 2024 season!2024-07-311h 07Ners NewsZero Fact CheckingWe're so back! Max and Matt fight through some technical difficulties to bring you the latest rumors on the trade deadline and the Seattle Mariners' first pick of the MLB draft! We close out the show with an unbelievable (and definitely untrue) story from the greatest era in baseball: the 1890s.2024-07-171h 10Ners News[Bonus Episode] Call 999-999-9999Max and Matt are out of the office this week. Enjoy some bonus content covering lightning strikes, vocabulary, and the mystery of phone numbers.2024-07-1223 minNers NewsCookiepuss CakeAfter a week off, Max and Matt are back to break down two weeks of terrible Mariners baseball. With the all star break approaching, they check in on their pre-season predictions and evaluate the moves made in the offseason, then close out with your Nersies nominees for June.2024-07-031h 00Ners NewsUtopian Baseball/Beef MachineMax and Matt start by recapping one of the Seattle Mariners' best weeks of the season, then move on to lineup questions around Mitch Garver, a profile of the seller's market, an injury update and savant player of the week, then close out with a new idea on how to improve baseball and a blast from the past.2024-06-191h 08Ners NewsFire All EmployeesMax and Matt start with the results of the May Nersies! Then, they break down two mediocre series against the As and Royals, talk about Cal Raleigh's late inning heroics against the White Sox, run through an injury update and a savant player of the week, then close out the show expanding on their podcast beef and new vision for baseball.2024-06-141h 02Ners NewsAdam Lind For Crying Out Loud! (May Nersies)This week on Ners News, Max and Matt cover the new acquisitions by the Mariners and the firing of Offensive Coordinator Brant Brown. They also discuss a new ownership structure for the MLB and start a beef with some other baseball podcasters, then close out the show with May Nersies!
(Nersies starts at 58 minutes)2024-06-061h 11Ners NewsWoo ExcitingMax and Matt recap the last week in Mariners baseball and highlight a few stand out players. Next, they think about what the Ms will need at the trade deadline, and close out the show by ranking MLB ballparks.2024-05-2357 minNers NewsLa Sweet SpotMax and Matt begin the episode by announcing the winners of the April Nersies, then discuss the offense and pitching staff's Freaky Friday situation from last week, and finish off with an injury update and some fun new Mariners happenings.
2024-05-151h 03Ners NewsRuns Make Team Happy (April Nersies)Max and Matt discuss the continued streak of series wins for the Mariners and debut our first monthly awards ceremony: The Nersies! Remember to DM @nersnews on instagram with your votes for our awards categories.2024-05-091h 16Ners NewsMr. Two-ThirdsThe Seattle Mariners are HOT. Let's talk about it.2024-04-301h 12Ners NewsThe Three Outcome PlayerThe Mariners are coming off their best week of the season after sweeping the Reds and taking 2 out of 3 against the Rockies. Max and Matt break down everything that went right and what the schedule looks like next week.2024-04-261h 01Ners NewsBalls In, Coming DownThe Mariners finished last week at a new rock bottom. Luckily, they had a great series against the Reds, but we recorded this before that so listen to us talk about how depressed we are.2024-04-191h 00Ners NewsFoul Balls Out The WazzMax and Matt recap a truly awful week of Mariners baseball and tackle some philosophical subjects around the game.2024-04-121h 00Ners NewsPitch Namer, First of My Name (feat. Jared Fix)Max and Matt break down the first series of the 2024 season! Then in the 2nd half, we welcome friend of the pod Jared Fix to talk about his Survivor fandom and steak salesmenship.2024-04-031h 04Ners NewsWho's Obafemi Martins? (Bryan Woo Injury)Max and Matt record an emergency episode on opening day to discuss Bryan Woo's injury and how it will affect the starting rotation.2024-03-3029 minNers NewsRichard Durrett Hardest Working ManIt's one week from Opening Day!!! Max and Matt run through the starting rosters for each team in the AL West and see how the Mariners stack up2024-03-211h 04Ners NewsThe Stalking HorseMax and Matt break down the signing of relief pitcher Ryne Stanek, the current state of Mariners injuries, and check in on some of our favorite Mariners retirees!2024-03-1346 minNers NewsLet's Not Get Political HereSpring training is underway! Max and Matt bring you the highlights from week 1 along with news about the MLB's new see-through jerseys? We're as confused as you are2024-03-0356 minNers NewsThe Bismarck Gravel MonstersThis week Max and Matt discuss the rumors surrounding the Mariners and premium Free Agent Matt Chapman. Later, Max considers which man's name he should wear on his back2024-02-2149 minNers NewsDFA: Do (Not) Free AgentThe Mariners Front Office was busy over the last few weeks, trading for Jorge Polanco, Gregory Santos, and more. Max and Matt break down both of those moves and talk about some 2024 projections for the Mariners!2024-02-1148 minNers NewsValley ForgeMax and Matt pass the time in the offseason by ranking Mariners jerseys, discussing next year's Hall of Fame candidates, speculating about future expansion teams, and doing an all-time Mariners draft.
**We recorded this a day before the Jorge Polanco trade. We will discuss him and Samad Taylor next time!**2024-01-311h 10Ners NewsYour Sams and Your DylansThis week on Ners News, Max and Matt break down the two major trades with the Giants and Rays, talk about their impact on the team, and give our predictions for some 2024 Mariners goals.2024-01-1257 minNers NewsJerry Dipoto, the Ultimate NihilistIn this week's episode, Max and Matt talk through the Mitch Garver signing, go deeper into the Dodgers' superteam, and guess each other's bobbleheads. **If you're only in this for the baseball talk, you can tune out around 35 minutes, but that would be a mistake**2024-01-0257 minNers NewsIt could be worseThis week Max and Matt talk about Ohtani's record-breaking contract of absurdity, recap the trade sending Jarred Kelenic to the Braves, and compare the current Mariners starting lineup to the other AL West teams by position.2023-12-1655 minNers NewsCat, Meet OhtaniIn this episode, we review the Mariners offseason so far. We talk about players Jerry Depot should acquire before the 2024 season, then we finish up with a few games.
**Note** This episode was recorded literal minutes before the Jarred Kelenic trade happened. We'll talk about it next time, don't worry.2023-12-071h 18Ners NewsNers News (Trailer)2023-12-0601 min