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Wards On WheelsEpisode 75: East Bound & DownWe're on the road! Come hang out with us for a short update.2022-05-0839 minWards On WheelsEpisode 74: Origami Genitals & Border PatrolWE'RE ON THE ROAD. Today we covered 300 miles and are back in TX.2022-05-0133 minWards On WheelsEpisode 73: We're LIVE!Check out my Facebook page to see this week's LIVE interactive podcast! Search Morgan Ward.2022-04-2501 minWards On Wheels1000 Ways to Have SangriaJoin is for a lovely little Sunday ramble about our early morning desert breakfast and a top 10 review of Spike TV's 1000 ways to die.2022-04-1753 minWards On WheelsAn Atltl & Some Caribou Dung (plus, find put our next destination)We're heading out in 3 weeks! Check out our YouTube for videos of our adventures.2022-04-1041 minWards On WheelsEpisode 70: Open Arm Pits & The Slap Heard 'Round the WorldAnother Sunday of random rambles.2022-04-0452 minWards On WheelsEpisode 69 (nice): Crowlers & Cloned ThreesomesEnjoy the soothing sounds of our neighborhood in New Mexico. Dogs barking, buzzed hosts, dog chains. We talk guns, booze, and menage a trois.2022-03-2753 minWards On WheelsEpisode 68: Chicken Wings & a Cow HideSorry we're late! We took a rest day Sunday and some of you let us know about it. We have decided to stay in NM for 3 more weeks. Stay tuned for the next big adventure ✨2022-03-2455 minWards On WheelsEpisode 67: Pit-toks & Pineapple ColeslawGood Morrow! Happy Sunday Funday to you all! It's a short one with poor sound quality because we're tired and we're social all weekend. Check out our YouTube (Wards on Wheels) and donate to our beer fund on Venmo to support our next road trip @wardsonwheels2022-03-1423 minWards On WheelsEpisode 66: A Tale From Two StatesWe have a very special guest on our podcast today!2022-03-061h 24Wards On WheelsEpisode 65: A Russet Potato Tat & Doomsday PreppingToday we have a special New England guest! Charlie & John grew up together and we discuss politics, food, and Doomsday Prep. Enjoy!2022-02-271h 47Wards On WheelsEpisode 64: Conspiracy Theories & Wild GameHappy Sunday! We're covering some conspiracy theories today, as well as the usual rambling and too many F words.2022-02-201h 07Wards On WheelsEpisode 63: We're Leaving; A Masturbation EpisodeToday we talk about why we left the KOA we had planned to stay at until April. Hold on to your seats! It's a WILD one.2022-02-1356 minWards On WheelsEpisode 62: Predator vs. Corn DipA shorter one this week! Not much happening on the ranch. We have 10 weeks left New Mexico and we are savoring every moment.2022-01-3049 minWards On WheelsA Lame Boner & Cigar SicknessIt's Charlie's 35th Birthday so we rented a shipping container in the desert. Come listen to us rant about weight loss scams and cloaked men in the desert.2022-01-231h 15Wards On WheelsMillenial Stereotypes & Peeing in the PoolHappy Sunday! Today, like always, we cover an array of topics from shallow to deep. We discuss stereotypes, Peeing in the shower, and is Arthur from PBS actually a mouse?2022-01-161h 10Wards On WheelsBig Daddy Ross & a Smiolent EndingEnjoy this week's rambling as we dive into several topics including Dr. QUINN medicine woman and talking about spending the night in the woods, alone!2022-01-101h 19Wards On WheelsObsurd Existentialism & How to Build a FireHAPPY NEW YEAR! We find ourselves pondering the actual impact of social media on our well-being and what it means to unplug.2022-01-0351 minWards On WheelsTwisted Antifreeze & A Wastewater PlantMerry Christmas! We are enjoying the warm weather in NM but missing the frosty sunrises of Maine. Join us for some rambling!2021-12-2553 minWards On WheelsThe Ward's Get Fingered & a Pre-Christmas RambleWe're a little late on uploading today. As always we hope you enjoy. We love having you.2021-12-191h 03Wards On Wheels14 Peaks & A Titty Bar FightJust another week in Cruces! Join us for s)a conversation about Netflix docs and updates on the RV and what we did this weekend!2021-12-1258 minWards On WheelsCringe Words & 34th BirthdayWe're hoping this episode will make you moist. But really, we name the top 12 most cringe-worthy words among other random ramblings.2021-12-0551 minWards On WheelsA Burger King Thanksgiving & Perpetual Dark TimesNo specific topic for today, just two people talking through life's nonsense. It does get a little dark for a few minutes but hang in there, we're still somewhat entertaining.2021-11-281h 07Wards On WheelsA Vaxxer & Anti-vaxxer Walk Into a Hooter'sYou don't want to miss this one!! Talking vaccines, Rittenhouse and NM hikes.2021-11-211h 10Wards On WheelsCraft Beer & A Holiday Plant PenisWe totally had the giggles during this recording. It must be all the craft beer and sunshine we have been getting the last few weekends. 5 weeks down, 21 to go!2021-11-1443 minWards On WheelsOrganic Human Centipede & Another 3 Months in New MexicoHey! Hi! Hello! We'll be staying in NM until April and we're so pumped. We also talk creepy movies and politics. Enjoy!2021-11-0752 minWards On WheelsDay of the Dead & A Bowling Alley MassacreThree weeks down at this new assignment in Las Cruces and it's Halloween weekend! We talked about some local folklore and a local murder that happened right down the road from us 30 years ago.2021-10-3142 minWards On WheelsSpicy Drug Dealers & A Halloween ShatHappy Sunday! Enjoy the easy listening of poop stories, drug dealer stories and listening to my very poor Spanish. It's week 2 in New Mexico and we're feeling spicy.2021-10-2441 minWards On WheelsA Weekend Hike and Life UpdateBuenos Dias! A quick life update and a recap of our Saturday hike. Short and sweet!!2021-10-1723 minWards On WheelsHow Long is your..... Q&A?It's a good old fashioned q&a with questions taken from Facebook and Instagram. We address questions such as "Are you ever coming back to Maine?". We also give you a little insight into our travel plan.2021-10-0345 minWards On WheelsPsychedelics & Facebook WoesThis is a two part episode as we felt compelled to record on two separate occasions.2021-09-2644 minWards On WheelsPinedale Bar Farts & Murder MysteriesWe're back! Today we're on our way back to Rock Springs from Pinedale and are passing the driving time by talking about our weekend.2021-09-1938 minWards On WheelsThe Tits of Enlightenment & Gun TalkWE'RE BACK. We took a brief hiatus because we had a lot going on but now we are here to talk about weird adventures, missing people, being braless at Applebee's, and much more!2021-08-2950 minWards On WheelsVaccine Ethics & Masturbation CaloriesHAPPY 40TH EPISODE!! We have officially carried this podcast to full term. This episode gets....heavy. We spend the first 15 minutes arguing about the Appalachian Trail, talk about vaccine ethics, and end by seeing how many calories you burn while masturbating.2021-08-091h 18Wards On WheelsAn Olympic Sky-nami & A Hollow Man JokeHAPPY 40TH EPISODE! 🎉🎉🎉 We've officially carried this Podcast to full term 😅. Thank you to all who have stayed with us the last 9 months 👶👶 to witness the buzzed ramblings of two Mainers WAY out of their element but having a good time regardless.2021-08-0147 minWards On WheelsGoulash 101 & Some Busy CheeksWe have been in Wyoming for 6 weeks and we may be going a little nutty! We talk about Charlie's new RV cookbook that he has been working on; we may have to tweak the title. Come have some laughs with us this week!2021-07-2557 minWards On WheelsDefending Applebee's & A Pilot ButteThis week we are a bit more motivated to chat about our recent adventures. We both feel Wyoming had been kicking our "Buttes". From poison ivy, to two sprained ankles, and getting attacked by an older woman at the pool, you never know what will happen on the road!2021-07-1856 minWards On WheelsA Boring Week with a Nap FinaleNot much is happening in the big state of Wyoming. We're settled and taking advantage of all this new location has to offer! Come lay in bed with us and prepare to take a nap!!2021-07-1223 minWards On WheelsAn Ancient Lake & A Bonneville BickeringHappy 4th of July!! We're in Utah for the weekend and made a day trip to the Bonneville Salt Flats AND Nevada! Join us for the car ride!!2021-07-041h 06Wards On WheelsA Squirrel Launcher & A Mystery GuestToday's episode is a short one! We are still settling in to Rock Springs and currently have a guest staying with us!2021-06-2726 minWards On WheelsSquare Holes & RastafariansOne week down in Wyoming and we are loving the vibe. There are tattoo shops, liquor stores, and despite the 100 degree weather, we are settling in!!2021-06-2058 minWards On WheelsDevil's Tower & Mount RushmoreWe made it to our final destination for the next 16 weeks! Our travels this week have been EPIC to say the least. High elevation, winding roads, and a good test of our engine power and brakes. We are super stoked to invite all that the Green River area has to offer!!2021-06-1359 minWards On WheelsMinnesota Facts & Ninja TurtlesThis week we are traveling from Oelwein, Iowa to Rock Springs, Wyoming where we will be until October. First stop, Minnesota! When we talk to you next we will hopefully have seen Mt. RUSHMORE and DEVIL'S TOWER on our way to our final parking spot.2021-06-0650 minWards On WheelsMemorial Day 🇺🇸This week we recorded a video version of our podcast! You can find it on our Patreon, and for just $5.00 per month (the price of ONE coffee) you can also gain access to double the YouTube videos and extra content of us traveling the USA. Help us fund our drinking habit! Venmo - @Morgan-Ward-87 PayPal - morg.elisabeth (mpratley@live.com) Patreon - www.patreon.com/wardsonwheels2021-05-3002 minWards On WheelsEpisode 30It's our 30th Episode! We made a list of 30 things we have learned since traveling and living in a toy hauler for the last 8 months. We're onto Wyoming in 2 weeks and plan to make a lot more memories on the way. Donate to our beer fund Venmo - Morgan-Ward-87 PayPal - morg.elisabeth Find us on Patreon www.patreon.com/wardsonwheels2021-05-2349 minWards On WheelsWe're Getting a Visitor!We blow through a variety of topics today - we also repeat some stories from previous podcasts. We also talk a little about our visitor who is driving all the way from Maine! As usual, rambling on, drinking a beer (or 3), and having some fun!2021-05-161h 15Wards On WheelsAntique Archeology & A Three Inch GoochSitting by Oelwein Lake in Iowa, talking about taints, Jim Carrey, and armored trucks. It's just as strange as it sounds, and we're barely half a beer in to the discussion. Join us!2021-05-1056 minWards On WheelsVegan Hitman OnlyfansJust another Sunday of random rambling in Iowa. We always have the best time sitting and chatting about absolutely nothing.2021-05-0356 minWards On WheelsJolly Rancher Teeth & Catching up with our favorite MainersFancy a FaceTime call with our favorite Mainers?! This week is a shorty but a goody.2021-04-2640 minWards On WheelsBears, masturbation and Bruce Willis.Happy 4/20! This is one of our best podcasts yet.2021-04-211h 00Wards On WheelsRandom Rambling & Problem SolvingToday we sit down and talk about our week, as well as problem solve our next destination!2021-04-1354 minWards On WheelsJesus & Keanu ReevesThis is our longest podcast to date! We ramble on about many topics. Politics, Keanu Reeves, Jesus, psychedelic mushrooms and Iowa accents. Some of the audio was lost due to a FaceTime call and a chat with neighbors (they didn't want to be recorded). Hope you enjoy!2021-04-061h 12Wards On WheelsCornfields & AlibisWe think the best podcasts, and the ones we have the most fun making, are the episodes where we just sit and talk about random things. That's the whole reason this podcast started! Today we touch on many different subjects, most of them hilarious, as usual. We're currently renting a house in a town of 500 people and loving every minute of it. Come hang out with us on a rainy Iowa day and crack a cold one!!2021-03-2855 minWards On WheelsTornado Facts & Oelwein Super 8We have been living in a Super 8 Motel this week! We are staying in a town that happens to be in the Northeast corner of Tornado Alley at peak season, so we talk a little about our experience with Tornadoes and Tornado facts.2021-03-2134 minWards On WheelsA Snowstorm in Iowa & Deep Conversations About hulu's NomadlandTonight we crack a few beers and discuss the movie Nomadland. We discuss the morality of a nomadic life verses a traditional life and the complexities in-between. Oh yeah! AND I start work tomorrow at a new job and we are staying in a place that doesn't allow dogs. Stay tuned!!2021-03-1555 minWards On WheelsSpace Sex & Dodge City KansasTonight we recap our first week traveling toward Iowa. We have met some characters and seen some sights, some of which we will remember forever. We also explore some taboo "what ifs" topics.. So, hold on for this one. It gets a little WILD.2021-03-0751 minWards On WheelsIOWA OR BUSTFarewell, New Mexico 🤎🧡 We head out tomorrow for our next destination; Oelwein, Iowa! We met some wonderful people while we were here, and we will never forget them. Today we recap our week a bit hungover from our going away bash the previous evening. We are ready for new adventures, as always remembering that we have eachother, and that "it is what it is".2021-03-0140 minWards On WheelsRV Slang Terms & Home ImprovementDon't forget to secure your Toad and empty your black tank! Today I'm having Charlie guess RV slang terms, most of which we did not know until about 6 weeks into our journey! He had a high score on this test. Come relax and listen to our Sunday ramble as we do home improvement projects and drink some brewskis.2021-02-2250 minWards On WheelsAn Interim EpisodeWe missed our upload on Sunday and a lot of you let us know! We have been dealing with crazy weather, frozen pipes, no heat, and power outages. Here is an episode to tide you over and we'll be back next Sunday!2021-02-1929 minWards On WheelsDog Fights and a Q&AWe're catching a buzz after a tough week. Our dog, Buddy, had his tail amputation this week, I gave my final work notice in Artesia AND we were attacked by dogs! WHEW. I think Artesia, New Mexico is saying "Adios" to us in the worst way. Join us while we answer some really great questions asked by our super fan, Kirsty Pratley (my mom) and remember to stay wild, as you fight off the challenges of life, hopefully with a big stick!!2021-02-0751 minWards On WheelsMoving On & Ocean FactsOn this episode we share the big news of our upcoming move out of state. Artesia New Mexico has left its mark on us! It's time to move on. We also talk a little about some wild ocean facts which you may or may not have already known about. Come hang with us on a Sunday and randomly ramble on!2021-01-3147 minWards On WheelsA Trip to RoswellAnother beautiful day in the desert! We're on our way to Roswell today to do some shopping and check out a local tattoo artist. Come join the ride and chat with us as we travel across the sunny, but barren landscape.2021-01-2430 minWards On WheelsSunday BarbecueCome cook lunch with us! We didn't have a planned topic today, but we do know we plan to have a Sunday cookout from now on!2021-01-1727 minWards On WheelsA Snow Day in the Desert & a Game of Guess the Theme SongHappy New Year! We took last weekend off from the podcast world to explore the mountains west of us. But we're back at it! In this Episode we recap our week and play "Guess the Theme Song". It's a game we have played for years to pass the time. Sit back, relax, and enjoy our ramblings. DISCLAIMER: This episode contains many movie and TV show spoilers!2021-01-1149 minWards On WheelsEpisode 11: The Story of Us.Today's rambling is just the story of how we met; at 17 years old. I am sure we have talked about it before on previous podasts, but it was nice to recapture it this afternoon. In January, when Charlie turns 34, we will have been together half of his entire life! We are both so grateful to still be laughing together after all these years.2020-12-2728 minWards On WheelsEpisode 10: Rambling & a game of Would You Rather?In this episode we recap our week. Morgan has started her new job and we are trying to blend in and meet new people. We don't have many stories from the road so we are playing a little round of Would You Rather to pass the time on a Saturday afternoon. We love just sitting and chatting and hope you enjoy it too.2020-12-2051 minWards On WheelsEpisode 9: Getting Settled & Trailer Park True CrimeWe have been quarantined in New Mexico for 2 weeks! Not much is open but we're making the best of it. We have witnessed a few interesting happenings within the park itself and are getting the lay of the land. We also may be living in the "bad part of town", according to some of the reactions to where we are staying, but in the end I think WE'RE really the town weirdos.2020-12-1349 minWards On WheelsEpisode 8: Trip Recap & RV Horror StoriesWe finally made it to Artesia and are getting to know the town! This week we wanted to recap our trip and talk about the top 5 most memorable moments. We also read some RV horror stories and react to them. Campin' ain't easy!2020-12-0651 minWards On WheelsEpisode 7: Midland Purgatory & a Petroleum MuseumThis week we have been staying and even soent Thanksgiving in Midland, TX which is not far from our final destination of Artesia. The weather has been wild here, but we've enjoyed the sunny days and all Midland has to offer.2020-11-2945 minWards On WheelsA Haunted House & a Sleepy TownWe've been in Texas this week enjoying the warm weather and southern charm. There's something about this big state that has an intimate feel. We can't wait to come back some day.2020-11-2219 minWards On WheelsA Mishap in the Gulf & Visiting FamilyWe're finally in Texas on the last leg of our trip! Today we recap our week of camping, driving, and talk about the accident we had in Mississippi. We'll be enjoying a family visit on the day this comes out. Our next podcast style will be a little different so stay tuned!!!2020-11-1635 minWards On WheelsEpisode 4: Smooth Riding & DehydrationIn this episode we recap our week of travel through 5 states! We're both a little tired, a little dehydrated, but no worse for wear, and still a little entertaining (we hope).2020-11-0823 minWards On WheelsSouth for the WinterOn this episode we reveal our next destination. Join us as we have a conversation about poisonous snakes, aluminum studs, and fun things to do in the Southwest all while trying not to curse.2020-10-2538 minWards On WheelsPilot EpisodeHi! We're The Ward's! This is our very first Podcast about our life on the road. We sold our home, quit our jobs, all to live in an RV, traveling the country with our two dogs and gaining priceless experiences along the way. This first episode was our test episode. Some of the audio was lost in the editing process, but we hope you enjoy what remains!2020-10-1912 min