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Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSummary of the main plot: To Episode 1Jared goes through the main plot points of the campaign so far, skipping the group's shenanigans. This is an excellent way to catch up if you'd like to skip our group's chatter!
2023-02-0928 min
Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventy-five: Oh RatsMay 25, 2022
ZxZk gives Qixi some information on dream infiltration, Iolanda gets a haircut, Calree has a confusing conversation with Balas Tawn, and the other two try to stop the Order from spreading shit
She smells like piss?
We’re DONE stop recording! That’s all we need
That’s why she’s so popular.
Because she smells like pizza?!?
Can always dream?
No, I can work hard and obtain what I want.
That was a pun there. You’re welcome.
Demons have winter’s light company parties
You! Shenanigy-anne
You’re the more responsible of the two of us
Am I...
2022-10-233h 02Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventy-four: Cards DealtApril 25, 2022
Plainswalker babysits, Iolanda shares moments with Cyrel, and everyone else plays cards
I feel like I have to go back on this plan because I can’t. I just can’t make Iolanda sad.
Listen, we’re not going to teach the children ACAB, okay?
It’s the first half of the sex number
That was implied. I learned that word from Qixi!
Wow. Straight to the T word. Okay.
I mean, he’s batshit crazy, but aren’t we all?
If I sound like that in 40 years just shoot me.
2022-10-031h 41Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventy-three: Back in TouchApril 18, 2022
The party finishes their cruise and goes to see an old acquaintance.
You shouldn’t be on fire around gasoline!
Are you mythbusting your own religion?
Am I going to see something?!?!
Just gently titpats herself
Or you turn your back to the gods and i can teach you how to do chin ups
I made a statue naked today.
Assorted babies!
It’s a gnomkia
Are you thinking of proposing to Mina?
NOOO
Insight check.
The nice thing about people like us is that you can fine other things to believe in.
2022-08-282h 34Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventy-two: Feel That TingleApril 11, 2022
The party tries to complete their mission to change a statue, but there are complications.
Quotes:
That’s my bag of sac holding.
Why don’t wizards farm?
Cone of Nope.
We know just enough of the rules to bring it to the table as a negotiation.
The bones of the earth, cracking their joints
If you can drop your weapon you can drop your pants!
Fuck the gods. I will give you a tingle.
Anybody wanna jump off a cliff looking at these two?
2022-08-1539 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventy-one: Come of ArleneApril 04, 2022
The party takes a day cruise to the statue they need to modify.
Quotes:
This doesn’t taste like a chicken or a pea
I’m just gonna trust you guys to not know what you’re talking about
When we’re talking about clucky sometimes I tune out a little bit.
Why?
He just looks so tasty…
Statistically speaking your last meal is probably going to be jerky.
What about what I said says that?
No need to double down if you’re already tripling down!
You forgot your own prank!
Calree we don’t gotta talk.
...
2022-08-012h 10Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventy: Sir JeebusMarch 28, 2022
The party investigates the mysterious digging in Brzara's warehouse.
Quotes:
I thought you do my laundry
No!
I’ve never heard of an eyebrow toupee before
If you make me eat poop, I will turn you into a slug.
Me too and I don’t even know that spell.
ZxZk if you kill my rat I’m gonna kill you.
You think we should break that thing moving boxes?
The crane?
No, a crane is a bird.
Leave him one pen, but there’s no ink in it.
It’s not actually rum raisin, it...
2022-07-193h 17Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-Nine: Missions From GodsMarch 21, 2022
The party receives more quests in the form of dreams!
Quotes:
Iolanda is introducing Calree to the concept of spoofing a phone number
You personally trust her, and she’s fucking a criminal so…
Thundertwerk!
Criallto doesn’t give a shit
Who’s gonna pull pranks with me and be my best friend?
I don’t really know what the word means, so you’re probably right.
I tried to take a book away from her and she growled at me.
I sweep these motherf*cking floors every day…
I’m gonna need a soun...
2022-07-063h 08Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-eight: Dig DeepMarch 14, 2021
The party continues to work on the play and get an update from Hiram on what the Order is up to.
Quotes:
Who is the bisexual woman?
I don’t think that’s the proper use of the word prank, but okay.
You could never go into a portable hole
You could never masturbate.
Honey, I’m a succubus. Disgusting is still tasty.
That’s like a really big compliment from Plainswalker that none of us heard.
“Yes that’s my name!” She just awkwardly shifts away.
That’s alot of smiles…
Nat one!
You are contractually...
2022-06-122h 23Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSession Sixty-seven: Genital NetworkingFeb. 28, 2022
The party finishes up at the party and goes home, Armmina is visited by a demon in her dreams.
Quotes:
Feb 28, 2022: Genital Networking
Should I also be networking with my…genitals?
Why are those letters there? Who put those there? And it was me.
What could a scheming demon possibly get up to in seven days?
I was sort of expecting a full on sex ramage through the city, so i think harrassing Iolanda for a few hours is probably a little less detrimental than that.
I’m talking about you go away.
Chara...
2022-05-222h 12Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-six: Sausage PartyFeb 21, 2022
The party summons a demon for rich people and then they all try to enjoy the party.
Quotes:
What do you think a pig’s tail is made of?
What’s your girlfriend’s name that has an ear fetish?
I’m tiny, what do you expect from me?
I am the lost daughter Anastatia.
They’re a trust fund kid driving their Ferrari at 200 miles an hour.
2022-05-082h 20Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-five: Lights out!Feb 14, 2022
The party processes what Armmina learned and then tries to go to sleep, but they're met with an unexpected surprise.
Quotes:
Any character at this table, at any time, can be played by Danny DeVito
Who do they work for?
Who do I work for?
Iolanda.
Catch these dreams, motherfucker!
Never know when fortune is going to drop in on you!
I assumed you would have clothes the next time you chose to do so.
Flaccid if you will.
I won’t, in fact.
Fuck you Elliot.
Can I roll insight on my fire?
Both th...
2022-05-012h 39Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-four: Of Dreams and NightmaresThe group sends Armmina into Mirdan Esto's dreams, but find that she isn't the only one facing danger.
Quotes:
That’s the safe word: bubblegum
You say a lot of words that have no meaning to me and I just kinda roll with it.
I don’t plan on putting my faith in her, I plan on putting my dick in her.
I was going to say use your powers for good, but I know you’re not going to do that so…pick your battles.
No, no, we’re not talking about the stack
So if we’re t...
2022-04-243h 15Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-three: Signed in InkJan, 31, 2022
The party makes a deal with Riiyzbth, trying to summon a "friendly" demon.
Quotes:
We all made that sound with different facial expressions
He gets in the mug like a hot tub
You’re supposed to be a father figure here!
I got a 15 for ways you can emotionally abuse…
It’s eight in the morning….
If Plainswalker knew what a suppository was he’d be suggesting you try it on Zxzk
Do we know mold earth when we’re earthworms?
Is she in jammies?
Rolled a 19 for immediately falling in love with her...
2022-04-171h 47Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-two: Cheer Camp Drop-outsJan. 24, 2020
The party scatters and learns various things in the city. Calree goes undercover, Plainswalker gets a new ambition, and the party gets a new member....
Quotes:
Just like fanfic of the bible is better than the bible
He’s the healthiest corpse I’ve ever seen.
You’re just begging to get burned by a devil if you say that.
You have the most things out of anyone
And the worst memory
That’s a 17 on deception
And we aren’t there to burst out laughing at that bold faced lie.
Clucky woul...
2022-04-102h 32Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty-one: Catch ThisNovember 22, 2021
The party checks in at Calbarro and Iolanda gets her script. The rest of the party finds out what they can do to help.
Quotes:
So you can be bought so easily can you, interim GM?
I’m so hilarious all the time that I can’t always remember
Too smart! Too smart! Moron idiots are doing this!
She rolled a 17. I don’t know what that means because I didn’t decide beforehand.
Who wants demon steak for dinner?
I’m very proud of you
That’s weird.
I just run a kabob shop!
You’re doing...
2022-03-282h 24Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixty: Sky Mommy & Bone DaddyNovember 08, 2021
The party finishes their fight, and discovers something about themselves along the way.
Quotes:
No shirt, lots of dirt!
Qixi chose the best option. She doesn’t have to be subjected to poetry anymore
That’s a good catch- argh!
Wait! No!
Did she catch it with her boobs of missile catching?
If I fall asleep here I’ll wake up with no pants and dicks drawn on my face.
Calree will have done that.
You healed and I’m proud of you
It’s less of an attack and more of a mating dan...
2022-03-212h 47Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-nine: False StartOctober 18, 2022
The group has trouble getting back into the swing of things after a small break from playing, but it's still a good time.
Quotes:
Quick! Someone introduce yourself! He will keep talking as long as someone is laughing, and Jas is gone.
Halflings have hairy feet, but I don’t think they have hair anywhere else. I googled it.
We are decidedly fuckups
Like a giant vagina?
We don’t fuck with poets
2022-03-1459 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-eight: We All Have Flesh EnvelopesOctober 04, 2021
The party continues to weather the magical sandstorm blowing through the streets of Am-karrak.
Quotes:
Armmina, they’re playing your song.
It’s only undiagnosed because you missed your final appointment to get it diagnosed. You forgot.
Are there any battle ready corpses in the area?
The sand was really scared for 6 seconds.
JERRY WHERE’S THE SAND?
DESTROY THE CHILD.
Someone in a tavern somewhere wants a drink!
It hurts inside your skull brain, that’s the top of your flesh envelope.
A little to the left?
I would like to cast shade? It’s a free ac...
2022-02-283h 07Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-seven: Fighters on the StormSeptember 27, 2021
The party tries to survive a sandstorm that brings more than its fair share of troubles.
Quotes:
Shut Jared up before he does something that gets him in jail again!
I'll help with the prank!
Fifteen? It’s better than a nine
Mathematically, yes.
Just for the readers at home
And for me, because I did not do my homework
Those bells are a bit loud, aren’t they, mum?
Yeah, I’ll see ya tomorrow.
Nooo!
To describe Iolanda in a word, willing would not be inaccurate.
Ex-fucking-scuz-you?
The horse broke its moorin...
2022-02-142h 39Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSuppliment: Iolanda & HanrickIolanda tries to understand the ways of the business world while dealing for her ring.
2022-02-071h 18Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastAnnouncement 2022We aren't stopping, just slowing.
As covid tears through our workplaces and family emergencies crop up our uploads may slow, but we'll still try to get them out as we can.
2022-02-0700 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-Six: Cheese BoisSeptember 13th, 2021
The party steps into existentialism and self-care.
No quotes. Listen and see.
2022-01-311h 46Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-five: Erealor is the God of DicksSep. 06, 2021
The party meets and deals with Marna Derripal.
Quotes:
Nun with a gun
That’s four more pupils than me, I think
Ah, so we’re keeping it in canon that I fucked up
That was Qixi like, “Ah, that’s fucking depressing, let’s leave.”
Turn around! She’s changing!
She’s behind a screen.
He is the lord of enjoyment, of entertainment, and of…skin, I suppose.
Even she wasn’t happy to say that one.
I have to interject because I’ve been holding back my snarky comments this whole time!
You’re...
2022-01-251h 42Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWinterslight: Calree & Iolanda Pt3The conclusion of our Winterslight activities. Iolanda and Calree take place in a competition to see who can become snow royalty.
2022-01-111h 29Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWinterslight: Calree & Iolanda Pt 2Calree & Iolanda get into the Winterslight spirit by catching up with old friends!
2021-12-271h 09Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWinterslight: Calree & Iolanda Pt 1Iolanda invites Calree back to Labsallidas where they enjoy the festive season with loved ones.
Quotes: Because your editor loves you
“Do the icicles ever fall and impale people?”
“Sometimes she pranks herself.”
“You don’t like pranks now Calree?”
“What if I dared you to do it?”
“Oh, I should’ve done the tail…”
“Yeah.”
“Babe that’s a time of day.”
“Does he have a planter box or something? I’m very small.”
“It’s a beautiful home alone type of mindset.”
“STEALTH”
2021-12-211h 40Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWinterslight: PlainswalkerPlainswalker gets lost both generally and in his thoughts.
2021-12-131h 38Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWinterslight: ArmminaArmmina and Chris celebrate Winterslight with a renewal of vows and some shooting
2021-12-061h 28Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-four: The HeistAug. 30, 2021
The party tries to break into an unsuspecting woman's room. What could go wrong?
Quotes: (pending)
2021-11-293h 45Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-three: Intellectual FeathersAugust 23, 2021
The party gets distracted setting up an unlikely pair and then plans for their heist into Marna's apartment.
Quotes:
Give me ample time to calculate the time difference between these two planes
How do you intellectual a feather?
Heaven Savings Time? Is that a thing?
Time is a construct
Do you want to date a feather?
Wonder twin powers activate!!!!
I have been told that’s called a brain
I’m hungry all the time
HEy! Hey ANGELS! Guess what? Your mum’s a bitch
Don’t worry Chris, we’ll “Take care” of Marna.
Some...
2021-11-152h 23Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-two: Things Aren‘t PeopleAugust 16, 2021
The party tries to sort out other people's problems. Plainswalker discusses life with a love interest, while the rest of the party tries to wrangle a baby.
Quotes:
He’s not my brother.
No, he’s the same person!
Goodbye! Thanks for not killing us!
Tidepod challenge? It’s very easy to eat them! They're quite small.
New York, home of the croissant.
You can punch ghosts?
Yes! But it’s difficult, but so rewarding
I ain’t gonna sit on you Calree
What’s a party?
…oh no.
I’m just sitting here thoroughly...
2021-11-023h 48Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty-one: In Your HeadAug. 09, 2021
The party confronts Dr. Otto about his practice.
Maia's mic didn't work this session. We did what we could, but sorry for oddness.
We will be taking a brief upload hiatus until November 1st. See you in two weeks!
Quotes:
I wanna see if this guy’s gonna throw down if we harass him. It’s not gonna stop me.
To quote Qixi, “The word beige.”
He’s a weeb!
Being angry is bad, right?
No.
I am trying to get him to hug.
...is the most disgusting form of deceit I’ve seen.
I feel like scooby doo ri...
2021-10-121h 43Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifty: Dreams and Other OdditiesJuly 26, 2021
The party tries to harass a Doctor, but they need to get past his secretary first.
Quotes:
Gods don’t bleed… bitch.
Let’s cut a bitch and prove he’s not a god!
Undoing things with you guys is difficult.
Gods can’t untie knots.
Magic school bus y’all!
Mushrooms are full of soldiers.
I just created a religion bitch.
Are those orphans… okay?
I do dumb shit guys!
How can you have children with a dick that small?
Brain Fuck!
Be more selfish Iolanda!
Did you just prank me… for years?
Lemons are pointy?
Look...
2021-10-042h 50Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-nine: Taking a Chill PillJuly 20, 2021
The party tries to take their minds off of their encounter with Mr X.
Quotes: It's been a while and Maia forgot to take any down, so you only get the two I remember.
Does anybody wanna fight....then maybe kiss a little?
I'm here for fighting, the kissing is optional.
How optional?
2021-09-272h 00Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-eight: HostageJuly 12, 2021
The party brings back their prisoner, but hits a large roadblock.
Quotes:
This desk, was there a bowl on it? Little, red, clay bowl?
*In unison* Was there?
You ever heard of a cockatrice?
I’ve heard of the first part of that word.
We charge nothing for our services usually.
Yeah…..
Plainswalker’s gonna kiss him. Threatening’s not working!
People don’t wanna thing, Qixi, it’s hard!
I also look like I’m carved out of ivory, thank you very much.
Bezzal’s crown got mad at it.
Why do you talk t...
2021-09-213h 06Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-seven: Failing UpwardJuly 5, 2021 Pt 2
The party "frees" a prisoner for Mr X.
Quotes:
You never plan or read your spells for the thing we’ve been planning for over a month both in and out of character?
That’s a gnome!
No, it's a dwarf. Look at how much bigger it is than the other minis.
It’s regular Amkarak wear. Pointy hats and all.
They’re the finest apples this side of Sal Al Marice.
Roll me a nat20
They’re going to think that this poor guy is going crazy because of the shardla...
2021-09-132h 26Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-six: Maybe MurderJuly 5, 2021 PT 1
Qixi’s paranoia continues, Calree officially becomes the smartest person in the group this session.
Quotes:
Fuck off, right now, get out of here.
Who’s someone else at the table?
It’s fine, I have a backup character!
"I refuse to edit this session.” - Jasmine… who edited this session
I was prepared this time!
Hungry hungry gnolls.
What does ant meat taste like?
Know who you are Matt.
Literally everything is suspicious, including Iolanda’s cleavage.
Everybody likes a can of snakes right?
"I don’t want to make anybody feel bad…”
“A...
2021-09-061h 32Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-five: Alas, Poor AntonyJune 21, 2021 Pt. 2
The party fights gnolls and the desert before continuing toward their heist.
Quotes:
*Far too many ant puns*
I really hope the wizard doesn’t go crazy before our mission.
Roll initiative
Fusing it into a dark glass….that shrieks.
I do not want to arouse the sand.
It’s how the world works, everyone is against us, including us.
She’s smote before!
I got in a slough.
I as a player sortof expected it because you’re paranoid and insane.
You boop the snoot!
Which is a pass
Sure it is.
I give...
2021-08-302h 22Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-four: Best Laid PlansJune 21, 2021
The party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands.
Quotes:
It’s shaped like a UFO
Yeah, that’s a d10
I need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught.
Don’t make that sandwich. I think it’s a bomb.
You know gelatinous cubes? One of those you can eat, and it tastes like fruit.
You put the ketamine in the turkey! It’s like a pill pocket!
It’s a giraffe hobgoblin
They’re fancy! They’...
2021-08-231h 14Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-three: Finding ReligionJune 14, 2021
The party goes their separate ways for a short downtime. Calree tails Hiram, Qixi investigates new spells and the shardlands, Iolanda talks to everyone, Armmina finds religion and has a date.
TW: Parent trauma, baby death (Hypothetical)
Quotes:
You remember those random innkeepers that our cats are named after?
I want to wait outside the bathroom.
You’re better at following than lying.
I almost said the DC in that.
There’s always fancier hats.
The step did it, like it’s okay until you move back out of range
Wet willie...
2021-08-093h 27Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSession Forty-two: We're Not Ready For ThisJune 07, 2021
The party tries to plan out their heist.
Quotes:
“Well, why don’t we just do one thing at a time, because I can only focus on so many things at once.”
“Snitches get stitches.”
“It’s fine we won’t get caught.”
“I am a master of disguise.”
“Everybody has seen me as a girl, everybody has seen a lot of me as a girl.”
“She’s learning to come to her name though!”
“Yeah I’m sure she is.”
“Wanna grind out a level real fast?”
“It goes without saying but Iolanda would also like to flirt in her downtime.”
2021-08-0240 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty-one: Hard ConversationsJune 07, 2021
The party splits up for some downtime.
Quotes:
“Do not go breaking laws willy and or nilly.”
“I would never--” “You’re still in zone of truth.” “--I would!”
“Where’d I get this crushed bell?”
“Do you have a note keeping section for your deals?”
“Jared almost did a spit take!”
“Mira’s old and doesn’t understand play.”
“Sarah looks indignant that her body would allow herself to get hurt.”
“I thought you already slept with someone in this city, y’know the prostitute?”
“Oh, well that was a business transaction.”
“Have a goooood night.”
“I wish you both well on your per...
2021-07-262h 33Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Forty: Down and DirtyMay 31, 2021
The party finishes their pit matches and then go into the night.
Quotes:
May 31, 2021:
You’ll find that a 9 is less than ten.
It’s not a pick-up line, it’s an explanation! That’s just what her voice sounds like!
Damnit, I thought I was flirting with a hot chick and now I’m getting lessons in meteorology.
Jasmine’s quoteline is, “I don’t want to kinkshame, but ew.”
I paid for blood
You’re not gonna octopus me?
Is this trash talk?
It’s trivia talk, it’s better!
This is fu...
2021-07-203h 16Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty-nine: Octopus BikiniMay 24, 2021
The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em!
Quotes:
“I love pickled beets.”
“You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers”
“There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right”
“That’s not hard to remember, there’s ONLY 10 of them.”
“All of the cops that we’ve dealt with are dwarves.”
“Also, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.”
“They’re just smoking the… whatever in the woods… somewhere?”
“They’re HIGH ELVES.”
“Robin’s FACE!!”
“My microphone was ON THE FLOOR!”
“THUNDERDOME!”
“Strip laser...
2021-07-123h 06Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty-eight: Cat and MouseMay 17, 2021
May 17, 2021: Cat and Mouse
The party makes deals with the kingpin Mr. X, sinking further into Am-karrak's underbelly.
TW: infant death mention - hypothetical
If we agree to this, and we get caught, we’re on the shitlist of the Guardsmiths.
If I hold the mic up, they can see my mouthing words.
Iolanda is also fine with torture.
Have I seen the picnic biters?
Since it hasn’t been mentioned this session: a ten is a pass.
You can assume that there is always spit on Plainswalker’s hand
I deeply...
2021-07-061h 51Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty-seven: A Delicate DanceMay 10, 2021
Iolanda performs for a secret organization, while the party runs into troubles of their own.....
Quotes:
Calree’s fighting the narrator now.
I feel like Calree’s pranks have taken a turn…
A turn for the murderous.
Audience participation! Nevermind, it’s a bad idea.
I’m not good at it!
We can’t just get a free clip of someone clapping and edit that in?
Thanks for the wink everyone. Just one at a time, all around the table.
I didn’t know that pastries would figure so heavily in this episode!
I...
2021-06-282h 51Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty-six: Calamity at CalbarroMay 03, 2021
The party supports Iolanda as she repeatedly gets naked.
Quotes:
Am I carrying you one on each shoulder? Or, are we like, stacked?
I’m pretty sure “amok,” is how you run?
Hey, I have modifiers to perception too! They’re negative, but I’ve got em.
If you wanted to control how we advertised, you should have been here.
My whole tactic for fitting Iolanda is to buy stretchy fabrics
That’s the high int character!
It’s okay, we probably won’t end up fighting anyone after dealing with the shady organiz...
2021-06-212h 50Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty-five: Intrigue and TattoosApril 26, 2021
The party meets with a PI about their struggles, then finds a tattoo parlor. None of them are ready for what's waiting for them when they return from their errands.
No quotes! We're funny, but our editor was tired.
2021-06-152h 50Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSession Thirty-four: El NudoApril 19, 2021
The party wakes up form strange dreams and discusses their disagreements from the night before, along with some new developments.
Quotes:
Can Everybody be in the mafia? Then what are they mafia...ing?
There she is.
That’s so much worse than fucking a horse!
Yes, please just fuck a horse.
All we’ve seen manifest Motherf*cker is blowing up your own followers
Iolanda posts a divine twitter post like, “I really wish I had someone to talk to…”
You saw it with your sight? Alright, you know that sentence sounds a li...
2021-06-072h 07Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSession Thirty-three: Crossed words and Tim's BitsNovember 16, 2021
The party has coffee with an old friend of Armmina and gets some new leads toward the order. They also get some perspective on one another.
Noteable quotes:
“Qixi is his weighted blanket”
“Oh I have a theory about those secretaries but I’m asleep right now”
“Sure, you can be anxious I don’t care.”
“It feels oddly familiar, while still having no familiar points about it.”
“Suddenly I don’t want a TimBit”
“I’m gonna have coffee with a Lizard Man.”
‘Fire ants...
2021-05-312h 16Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWe're back!Exciting news friends! New episodes will be uploaded starting the 31st of May!
2021-05-1900 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastHiatus Notification - CovidRestrictions stretch on and for the fourth month in a row they've been extended. We hope to return to you soon! Much love from the Nerds Etc. Crew!
2021-02-1502 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty-Two: Change in PlansNovember 09, 2020
Iolanda finalizes her deal with Bezzal, the party learns about the Shardlands, but new information swiftly sets them on a new path.
Quotes:
My perception is a three my insights an eight?
Can Calree assist her through the veil?!?
Are you talking anatomical or poetic?
Sheep and people are different.
She makes eye contact as she does this.
I’m gonna make a con save.
Sure, ask the sub while the doms in the room…
He thinks he’s gonna get sex. Different kinda bang!
What an interesting play on the term, “...
2021-01-253h 33Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastSession Thirty-one: Crisis of FaithNovember 02, 2020
The party receives their various rewards and strike new deals....
Notable Quotes:
“I’ve got no idea what’s been happening since you got back. I can’t keep my feet under myself and I love it.”
“Mine and Robin’s whispered conversations across the table are my favorite part of D&D.”
“Of all of my names to shorten, that’s the shortest name to shorten, but sure.”
“That makes way more sense than a cat on the head!”
“Does he have a grudge match against a rat?”
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MORSEL?”
“People...
2021-01-183h 41Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastCharacter DreamsOur characters were sent dreams from some of the gods and devils! It was a memorable moment for the players and we wanted to give our listeners the opportunity to experience them too. Here they are! The dreams sent on the night of the twin moons!
2021-01-0514 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastDeities: An Overview Pt. 1Jared takes us through some of the gods and devils who are attempting to influence our characters! Learn a bit more about: Bellarell, Zlalga, Vardyalaar, Ra’Alaydrav, Agdarad, Saalmti, Al’Blayla, Bheshbeb'ti, & Zbaal.
2021-01-0518 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirty: Rite on TimeOctober 26, 2020 I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT THIS WAS IN TWO PARTS WHEN WE TOOK OUR CHRISTMAS BREAK
Plainswalker looks into reversing magical effects, Iolanda gives Qixi an existential crisis and then asks for help with her ritual.
Quotes:
“I have a question as a player and an enthusiast of your lore.”
“I feel like I upset the helmet. Is that weird? That’s weird isn’t it?”
“If you get old people wet….wait, no that’s stupid. If you grind up old people…”
“You look like a distinguished older gentleman.”
“But I’m none of those things!”
“Awesom...
2021-01-051h 42Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastWorld building: Winter's LightJared describes the winter festival of lights that is celebrated in Arellan.
Due to Covid restrictions we have stopped meeting for sessions, but there are several more to upload. We hope to be able to gather again before our backlog runs out.
2020-12-2912 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty-nine: Beyond His YearsOctober 26, 2020: Pt 1
The party meets and deals with the patriarch of the house, but it takes from them more than expected.
“You can say more than 25 words in a face to face conversation.”
“I almost just called you a cunt.”
“Why stop at almost?”
“I have a question. Is this because I made fun of the legendary actions while we were fighting the skeletons?”
“Damnit.”
“You can’t even avenge me?”
“Like, ‘Hey, I like your cloak,’ but in infernal so it sounds gross.”
“He doesn’t seem ticklish, unfortunately.”
“Did you miss a table?”
“I rolled a nat 20 on a table…”
“It needed to hap...
2020-12-142h 25Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty-eight: Disturbance at the Harryn HouseOct. 19, 2020 TW: Child Death, Suicide Mention
The party goes to clear an old mansion of ghosts, one way or another.
Notable Quotes:
“I don’t want the first ghost I punch to be a child!”
“She look mad?”
“...Yeah.”
“Hit me!”
“Leave your kink indoors.”
“Are you getting into bed with the ghost?”
“The image of him crawling aggressively onto the bed...”
“She’s having a bath or something. She’s just doing her thing and you’re dropping this text.”
“She just reads the tablet, puts it down, and turns to Iolanda’s father and goes, ‘did we make a mistake?”
“May...
2020-12-073h 15Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty-seven: Back to WorkOctober 13, 2020
The party investigates the police precinct of Am-Karrak, meeting up with old friends and bosses. They then take some time to learn about ghost hunting.
Noteable Quotes:
“When they sit down, there is a massive...resoundingly massive in the silent and solemn space...fart noise.”
“If someone wants to be replacement dungeon slave number 3, we are taking cast calls”
“Why is the sofa so heavy?”“Egyptian Cotton”
“Give me an investigation check for hiding that gold...I’m sure it won’t be important.”
“Are you undercover, Daredevil?”“No, this is my new look.”
“I heard a lot...
2020-11-302h 36Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty-six: Oh the Place You'll Grow ClawsSept. 28, 2020
The party explores Am-Karrak and their own desires before trying to find body guards for Essera and Iora.
Notable Quotes:
Iolanda “Plainswalker...how does it feel to be a boy?”
Plainswalker “I don’t know the difference between being a boy, and just being awesome. I’m just me.”
Calree “I was the one who hid all the chocolate, so then I found all the chocolate, and ate it, and got sick.”
Iolanda “That’s what you get for cheating.”
Jared “Could it put...
2020-11-164h 01Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty-five: The Marvelous Mr. XSeptember 21, 2020
The group explores Am-Karrak and starts down darkened trails, making friends with dangerous people.
Notable Quotes:
ZykZyk: “The tools of fools and the tools of spies are often pretty similar kit”
Arminna: “I don’t have time for any of this poignant, hidden message bullshit”
Qixi: “I didn’t let you do anything, you did it of your own damn volition. Welcome to adulthood.”
Calree: “If I die I die forever? That makes it way more interesting”
Qixi: “That’s true my magic and your sex are very similar. I never thought about it that way.”
Plainswalk...
2020-11-093h 55Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty Four: ApologySeptember 14, 2020
Due to technical difficulties, we were forced to post a summary of this episode. We will upload the rough copy of this episode onto our website for those who wish to try and listen.
The group reaches Am-Karrak and fights a living suit of armor!
2020-11-0231 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastBackstory: Sol and the ShadowsA peek behind the scenes of Am-Karrak. This radio drama gives a look into Sol and the mysterious prisoner he keeps hostage.
2020-10-2715 min2020-10-1207 minNerdsetc - A D&D podcastOne Shot: Secret Life of PetsThe animals of Prisoner's Dilemma have an adventure of their own! Can they stop a war of tiny proportions?
2020-10-064h 08Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty Three: LandHo!August 31, 2020
The party deals with the fallout of their fight and finishes up their business aboard The Maiden
Quotes:
Arminna “Never ask a lady her age”
Arminna “If you don’t check yourself, you’re gonna wreck yourself”
Iolanda “I can’t put blood back in, Qixi!”
Iolanda “Maybe you’ll be luckier now.”
Plainswalker “Mothers can murder too.”
Plainswalker “Iora,how would you like to meet a chicken?”
Qixi: “You’re really smart, so you probably know this already, but I think what happened is that your mom was a...
2020-09-293h 40Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty-Two: Quoth the seagullAugust 24, 2020
The party tries to defend their cruise!
Quotes:
“Armmona? That’s her name in the porn book.”
“Why would I put the hand in my bag of holding? A hand’s not a sack!”
“You’re really good at healing! You feel like you should do it more often!”
“People are improvised weapons now.”
“You don’t have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than Debbie.”
“Also, you notice the wind picks up a little bit.”
“...Cool.”
“The starboard side?”
“Just point! Just point! Just point!”
“I love whenever we get a ten and we’re just immediately confro...
2020-09-212h 40Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty One: The Pecker ProblemAugust 17, 2020
Pranks! Drama! Intrigue! The pirate cruise continues, but a few people don't come along with it....
Quotes:
Plainswalker “I’m the one being swooped!”
Calree “You better be careful YOUR laces don’t come untied”
Qixi “Plainswalker, I found where you’re from. I know where your mountains are.”
Arminna “I think I know what you two are going through, what with me and Kris being apart for so long.”
Iolanda “Maybe we should come up with a codeword when we want to talk about this, because people think we’re crazy.”
2020-09-143h 37Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twenty: OracleAugust 10th, 2020
The group does battle in their minds to try and escape their drug trip.
Quotes:
Robin/Plainswalker: I’m gonna believe in this plant so much that it is very very hungry and very very large, and I would like to turn it into a piranha plant.
Sarah/Iolanda: and very very friendly to us?
Robin/Plaiswalker: I didn’t think that far.
ZxkZxk: “Time to be a hero, try not to fall in love”
Robin/Plainswalker: “Can I zap the...
2020-09-072h 34Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Nineteen: Drugs for FunAugust 04, 2020
The group continues to work their way through each other's memories in an effort to wake up.
Quotes:
“It’s got karate chop action and kung fu grip.”
“That mouse has a sword!”
“What’s the roll for friendship?”
“Is this conversation helping us get away from the cat?”
“There’s a cat? I love cats! Here kitty kitty!”
“What are drugs for if not fun?”
“Why’re you wearing boots and shoes?”
“So the two of you are on Amaralei, the two of you are on Wally, and you’re on your own.”
“I’m on PCP.”
“I don’t know if you...
2020-08-312h 21Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Eighteen: Smoke SoupJuly 20, 2020
The party tries some of Armmina's gnomish weed and discover why gnomes don't live very long.
Quotes:
“You know I could help you scoop an eye out with a spoon. And then you could wear an eyepatch.” - Calree
“My saving grace is that I can lock. If they’re too unruly they can have a long time to think about what they’ve done.” - Armmina
“Do you need me to take your guns away from you?” - Qixi
“Plainswalker is going to start furiously eating fruit” - Robin
“Eris, try a chair!” - Iolanda
2020-08-243h 33Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seventeen: Hopscotch and Treasure HuntsJuly 13, 2020
The group has a good time on their pleasure cruise!
Quotes:
“He’s probably “jacking off” ” – Jasmine
“Do Possum’s snore?” – Robin
“We be real pirates” – Calvin “Nah.” -Rest of group
“He’s a harmless chicken!”- Calree
“He wants to commit arson, kind of like what we did over there.” – Planeswalker
“Are you going to eat Linda when she dies?” – Calree
“If I die would you eat me?”- Calree
“Do I really need the food?”- Iolanda
2020-08-173h 17Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Sixteen: Blood in the WaterJuly 06, 2020
The party investigates an old shipwreck and fails at playing hopscotch.
Quotes:
Calree, you’re having a pointless debate with the captain
Like one big swim frog
It’s all in the torso, okay?
I love when we split the party
Can you swim in quicksand? I can barely swim in water!
Six hundred sharks!
No! Don’t remove it! Then all the goo goes out!
Do you want to shoot one that’s closer, or one that’s far away so you can roll at disadvantage for no reason?
2020-08-101h 59Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fifteen: Rattle Dem BonesJuly 06, 2020
The group continues their voyage at sea, discovering secret treasure and a new.....friend?
Quotes:
There’s some religion stuff happening, and I thought you might like to be present.
I was caused significant harm! I was woken up from a lovely dream!
You have decapitated people!
Qixi starts with a Q?
How’ve you been spelling it?
That’s not important.
Second of all: I am a woman.
First of all: I can hear you.
You can’t stab nobody if we give you swords!
2020-08-032h 44Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Fourteen: Goodbye Labsallidas, Hello...Karen?June 29, 2020
The party says goodbye to Labsallidas and sets sail with Captain Calvin on his pirate cruise!
Jared: “Plainswalker, this is the most powerful thing you’ve ever had in your mouth.”
Captain Calvin: “I think I can take a chicken in a fight.” Plainswalker: “I don’t know, he’s very passionate about his interests and his interests are murder.”
Iolanda: “Y-yar….Am I using that right?” Arminna “Put a bit more stank on it: Yaaaar”
Qixi: “I am so excited that you told me, next time when someone asks you directly if you did something you should say...
2020-07-272h 33Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Thirteen: We're Leaving in the Morning!June 15, 2020
The group celebrates their victory and enjoys their last moments in Lab Sallidas.....
Noteable Quotes:
“I need cows! Cows are a necessity!” Calree
“I will enable you but I will not take the blame.” – Maia
“We’re totally leaving tomorrow!”
“Is it hot in here?”-“Oh no, that’s just me, I’m super attractive?” – Calree Feat. Guard
“Iolanda wasn’t feeling very spiritual, but I’m sure she was holy.” -Robin
“Why do devils have to be so difficult? Gods you just pray to them!” –“And then they give you nothing...
2020-07-203h 57Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Twelve: The Harder They FallJune 01, 2020
The newly named Justice Blobs may have made a mistake.... but they can get through anything with enough team work......right?
Notable Quotes:
Plainswalker is the toboggan
I’m weaker than a rowboat?
I can’t believe you fuckers are gonna survive this
I was concerned that you were gonna try and fight somebody without us, and so this seemed like the fastest way to get to the ground.
Are you killing people’s parents?
Do you ever think before you speak? You might want to start
You made it well, but everything after that was sh...
2020-07-132h 52Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Eleven: Justice Blobs!May 25, 2020
The trial of Bosym Rischeuhin!
Quotes:
“Is there a thing from another dimension just following me around?” – Calree Cherrycheeks
“I can’t wait until this is all over-” spaghetti splats against the back of Stern’s head, “-all of it.” – Stern Hammerthrow
“Or did they cut her vocal chords out and put them on a set of bellows?” -Robin
“Can I roll to say “fuck you”?” - Maya
2020-06-292h 04Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Ten: Cloaked FiguresMay 11, 2020
The group returns to Labsallidas and prepares for their big moment. Can they finally cast the Order of the Rising Dawn out of this city?
Quotes:
You want to call me something delicious? Can I call you cave squid?
If Chris turned out to be a 6 foot whatever Dragonborn vampire, I hit the sauce really hard.
It will make you appear like a...just sort of a person shaped…
Blob!
But that’s not biased...Steve is a dick.
2020-06-222h 21Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Nine: He Said, She SaidMay 5th, 2020
The group speaks with the goblin leader and then makes their way back to town.
Session Quotes:
Who taught Iolanda about anal?
I’m cute, and stupid, and strong
Do you know what a nilbog is?
So your teeth make you smarter?
2020-06-152h 24Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Eight: Into the NestApril 27, 2020
Trigger warning at bottom
The group goes goblin hunting!
Fun Quotes:
"They just fall to the ground like goblin-shaped... bags of jelly."
"If it were... a bag... of... nuts... you would say that more than half of the nuts are gone." "What?"
"You can end up ten feet balls-deep in Goblins, if you want." "I want to be ten feet balls-deep in Goblins."
"Isn't that the *opposite* of what moon... does?"
"And because he is a Sorceror and cast it as a Twinned spell...
2020-06-093h 31Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Seven: Truth or DareApril 21, 2020
The group reconnects with Wyria's Watchers and then goes goblin hunting
2020-06-012h 36Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Six: Downtime FunApril 13, 2020
The party makes the most of their downtime before meeting back up to hunt goblins with Wyria's Watchers
2020-05-251h 58Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Five: Screw you ErealorMarch 09, 2020 Part 2
The party fights members of the Rising Dawn and then seek out more information about their god.
2020-05-182h 54Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Four: On Four Wet HorsesMarch 9, 2020 Pt. 1
The group meets up with Stern to investigate the lead from their interrogation.
2020-05-041h 32Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Three: BetrayalMarch 02, 2020:
The party finishes looting under water and then interrogates a local priest. Just how far are they willing to go for answers?
2020-04-203h 45Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode Two: Washed UpFebruary 24, 2020
The group explores the underwater portion of the University of Labsallidas, makes a new friend, has a fight, and breaks the cardinal rule of D&D.... never split the party....
2020-04-062h 39Nerdsetc - A D&D podcastEpisode One: Gnome problemFebruary 17, 2020
The group prepares to recover a book from an underwater section of Lab Sallidas' university to better understand vampires and how they might better help their new friend Viola. Some of their preparations are more helpful than others....
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