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Seven Minutes In EvanComedian Markus Olind knows the real secrets of Jurassic Park In this podcast episode, Evan and Austin based comedian Markus Olind explore the guest's family history, delving into the origins of their last name and their grandparents' decision to change it. The guest shares their German and Polish ancestry and discusses their grandparents' relocation to Austin, Texas, where they eventually retired. The conversation then transitions to Markus' experiences living in Germany and their ability to speak German. They touch on the reactions they receive when people discover their language skills, including stereotypes and misconceptions. Additionally, they briefly mention attending a German festival and highlight the c...2023-05-172h 10
Real Open Mics of HollywoodMidlife Crisis - 27 April 2021Markus and Justin return with a new world of problems. Markus is trying to figure out his car troubles. People steal our seats at Kill Tony! Not COOL! Markus lets loose his emotions
And how he thinks the world could be a better place. Justin tries to be a therapist. But in the end,
Markus and Justin both need therapy. It’s a fun episode with turns you never see coming!
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#ComedyPodcast #JoeRoganExperience #KillTony2021-04-201h 07Real Open Mics of HollywoodChristmas Intern - 22 Dec 2020We officially welcome Andrew Lebourdais as our new intern. Go follow him @drewbskiz2020-12-221h 08
Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind20 - Rapey Ron JeremyI profile Ron Jeremy's career in adult entertainment (and beyond...), plus I discuss being pro-COVID, why the minimum wage is too high, and more!2020-12-1931 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodMerry Texmas - 15 Dec 2020We are officially in Texas, so don’t mess with us.2020-12-1552 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind19 - Fuck MichiganI'm leaving Michigan. No pornstar of the podcast. Fuck this state!2020-12-1239 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodLast Episode in Michigan - 8 Dec 2020The last episode we are recording in Michigan before we head back to the Lone Star State!2020-12-0850 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind18 - Stormy DanielsI profile Stormy Daniels' career in adult entertainment, plus I discuss being a refugee from Michigan, moving to Texas, and why America is NUMBER 1!2020-12-0500 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodCasting Couch - 1 Dec 2020We are still in Texas grindin’ out these mics. Plus! We’re back in the Red Room!2020-12-0159 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind17 - Nadia JayI profile Nadia Jay's career in adult entertainment, plus I discuss Thanksgiving in my Texas AirBnb, my viral video, and getting cussed out by a small business owner.2020-11-2800 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodLive From Cowboys Stadium - 24 Nov 2020After a successful weekend at Hyena’s Comedy Club in Fort Worth, TX, we decided to stay a couple more weeks and see what the Texas scene is all about!2020-11-241h 07Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind16 - Alexis TexasI profile Alexis Texas's career in adult entertainment, plus I discuss lockdowns in Michigan, being back in the SOUTH, and more.2020-11-2100 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodGoin’ Down South - 17 Nov 2020We are on the ROAD!!! Check us out in Ardmore, OK and Ft Worth, TX Nov. 17-21!2020-11-171h 14Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind15 - Lisa AnnI profile Lisa Ann's career in adult entertainment, plus I discuss rising COVID numbers, Trump, and more.2020-11-1400 min
Bobby Talks...Bobby Talks...w/ Justin Essenmacher / Markus Olind / Genivive Clinton - Stand Up ComediansEpisode 16, Bobby Talks...w/ Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Genivive Clinton, 3 stand up comedians who travel all across the country mastering their craft and working shows. Hailing around the Detroit area Markus and Justin sat down to share stories and most important a ton of laughs. They also are the host of the weekly podcast, "Real Open Mics of Hollywood." Be sure to subscribe to their channel and keep an eye out of their next shows around the area.
DISCLAIMER: This episode is not meant for kids. "R" Rating for explicit language as well as se...2020-11-1158 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodSpecial Episode - 10 Nov 2020Markus and Justin reminisce about the good ole days in school.2020-11-101h 16Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind14 - The Art of the StealIs this election being stolen? Is Kamala Harris as sexy as they say? All that, plus I profile Mia Khalifa’s career in adult entertainment.2020-11-0700 min
Ride AAlong PodcastMuffin Me Too ft. Genivieve Clinton x Markus OlindWhat's up Mfs! In this episode, we feature Markus Olind and Genevieve Clinton and we talk to them about the history of their relationship, as well as doing comedy in LA. If you like the content and want to support, please donate to Ride AAlong Podcast on CashApp, Venmo, or Paypal. Otherwise enjoy and as always RIDE AALONG MUTHAFUCKAS!2020-11-032h 06Real Open Mics of HollywoodElection Day - 3 Nov 2020It's ELECTION DAYS! So listen to this while voting/instead of voting. Enjoy your FREEDOM while supplies last!2020-11-031h 49Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind13 - All Hail Alex JonesI discuss what makes Alex Jones the ultimate American, Lil Wayne's endorsement of Trump, plus I profile Osa Lovely's career in adult entertainment.2020-10-3100 minReal Open Mics of Hollywood27 Oct 2020 - TrumpettesMarkus busts out his trumpet from middle school and Justin talks about writing sentences as punishment.2020-10-2747 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind12 - Is Trump Really Gay?President Donald J. Trump may be gay, I'm writing in Kanye, plus I profile Nikki Benz's career in adult entertainment.2020-10-2400 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 20 Oct 2020 (LIVE from New Way)Markus & Justin broadcast live from the New Way Bar parking lot in Ferndale, MI prior to the legendary open mic that happens there every Monday night.2020-10-201h 02Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind11 - The Mooch EconomyStop saying that "laughter is the best medicine", Joe Biden's ads are getting almost as creepy as he is, plus I profile Autumn Falls' career in adult entertainment.2020-10-1700 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 13 Oct 2020 (The Fight)Markus & Justin have a fight that's been brewing for a while, but in doing so, were able to work through their feelings. Or did they?2020-10-131h 06Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind10 - Weak Ass BeardsSome dudes with some weak ass beards plotted to kidnap the governor of Michigan, Trump survived COVID, plus I profile Peta Jensen's career in adult entertainment.2020-10-1000 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 6 Oct 2020Markus & Justin talk about doing comedy at a bachelorette party, getting terrible service at Coney Island, and much more!2020-10-061h 28Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind9 - Big C*nt GretchMichigan's governor has opened comedy clubs, but NOT SOON ENOUGH! Donald Trump has COVID, plus I profile Ana Foxxx's career in adult entertainment.2020-10-0300 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 29 Sep 2020 (feat. Genivive)Genivive joins the Open Mics podcast as the whole gang is back together.2020-09-2958 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind8 - Pissed on PelosiI have RETURNED to Michigan from the South, where I pissed on Nancy Pelosi’s face, plus I profile Sarah Banks’s career in adult entertainment.2020-09-2637 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 22 Sep 2020 (On The Road II)Markus is still on the road in the South, and Justin is back from L.A., and this week's episode of Open Mics is up and ready to get laughed at, baby!2020-09-221h 06Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind7 - TikTok 101I'm back in Oklahoma after a week in Dallas, I break down how to be famous on TikTok, plus I profile Brittney White's career in adult entertainment.2020-09-1937 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 15 Sep 2020 (On The Road)Markus is on the road in Oklahoma & Justin is wishing he was in California.2020-09-151h 00Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind6 - Oklahoma CutiesI hit the road to Oklahoma, talk about Cuties, plus I profile Priya Rai's career in adult entertainment.2020-09-1233 min
TED TALKS 2 muchTED TALKS 2 Marcus Olind (Way, Way 2 Much)... about Money / Fame, Detroit Comedy & AccentsWelcome to Part 3 of my interview with Detroit's own, Marcus Olind. We discussed all things comedy and the quality Comedy coming out of the Detroit Comedy scene. He is a great guy, really smart and has a promising future in Stand Up if and when, it every Starts Up again.I hope you enjoy this conversation as much as I did!Support the showTHE FUNNY 15 Master Class in Stand-Up Comedy30% off for Podcast Listeners! Only $19.99 this month only! Advice from 15 working Comics with over 230 years o...2020-09-1149 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 8 Sep 2020 (Myers-Briggs 16 Personality Types)Markus & Justin take the Myers-Briggs 16-personalities test to learn a bit more about each other and themselves.2020-09-081h 24Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind5 - Chantix PelosiI review Nancy Pelosi's fashion choices, discuss Uighur Muslims in China, plus I profile Madison Ivy's career in adult entertainment.2020-09-0543 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 1 Sep 2020 (1-Year Anniversary)Markus & Justin celebrate our 52nd episode and our 1 year anniversary of the Open Mics Podcast!2020-09-011h 43
TED TALKS 2 muchTED TALKS 2 Marcus Olind (Way 2 Much)... about Hollywood, Heckler & Managers.Welcome to Part 2 with my very young Comedian friend, Marcus Olind. We talk all things comedy; like the value of managers, heckler and how famous do you really want to be. He's a pretty smart guy who picks up like a magnet & has a really cool edge.EnjoyFor MORE of Markus go to:https://anchor.fm/markus-olind0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=30945237&fan_landing=true)Support the showTHE FUNNY 15 Master Class in Stand-Up Comedy30% off for Podcast Listeners! 2020-09-0145 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind4 - KKKyle RittenhouseI talk about Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending Civil War and WWIII, plus I profile Anya Ivy's career in adult entertainment.2020-08-2938 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 25 Aug 2020 (Justin Haug Interview)Markus & Justin talk with our good friend and former Detroit comic Justin Haug about life after comedy and how happy he is.2020-08-251h 02
TED TALKS 2 muchTED TALKS 2 Marcus Olind... about Podcasting, Smart Germans, Killing Cats & Stand Up ComedyOne of the best young Comedians to come out of Detroit in recent years, Markus Olind stops by to discuss Stand Up. Not only is he funny, but he works hard at it and has a real presents on Social Media. He just may be one of the big names in Comedy in the not too distant future.It was a fun conversation and we covered a lot of topics, so this is just Part One of a two part podcast. He is so focused, that the conversation always seemed to revert back to Stand Up. So her...2020-08-231h 02Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind3 - RIP Thom BrennamanI reminisce on the career of Thom Brennaman, I discuss Joe Biden's groundbreaking interview with Cardi B, and I profile Diamond Jackson's career in adult entertainment.2020-08-2238 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 18 Aug 2020 (Mitchell Lamar Interview)Markus & Justin talk with L.A. comedian Mitchell Lamar about leather unions, orange cars, and healing the soul.2020-08-1846 minPorn & Capitalism with Markus Olind2 - Lizard PeopleI discuss Kamala Harris being selected as VP, why we need to have a lizard person as president, and I profile Kira Noir's career in adult entertainment.2020-08-1541 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 11 Aug 2020 (Justin "Guitar Hero" Jaynes Interview)Markus & Justin talk with Justin "Guitar Hero" Jaynes of the UFC about his journey in MMA, his recent fight at UFC Fight Night 174 against Gavin Tucker, and his future in the octagon.2020-08-1149 min
Porn & Capitalism with Markus Olind1 - COVID is RacistI try to figure out why COVID is racist (according to Big Gretch), how to get Marxism training, and I profile Vanessa Blue’s career in adult entertainment.2020-08-0944 min
A Literatura é uma desculpa11 - O novo normal dos livrosSobre o meu "Sudoeste": http://olindapgil.blogspot.com/2014/04/sudoeste-o-ebook.html?m=0 Sobre o livro da Lénia Rufino: http://www.notsofastblog.com/2020/07/o-poder-do-nao.html?m=1 Bookgang: https://www.bookgang.pt/ Trade Stories: https://tradestories.pt/ O episódio sobre ebook (afinal foi com a Roberta Frontini) https://anchor.fm/olind-g/episodes/02---Ebooks-vs--Livros-Fsicos-com-Roberta-Frontini-e41ku8 Toda a informação sobre mim e as minhas obras em: olindapgil.blogspot.com Os meus livros na Coolbooks Contos Gratuitos Twitter Olinda: (@olindg) Instagram Olinda: (@olindagil)2020-08-0621 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 4 Aug 2020Another week and another episode of Real Open Mics of Hollywood BABY!!!2020-08-0441 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 28 July 2020 (King of Farmington Interview)We are joined on the podcast by Clooner, the King of Farmington Hills and rapper that went viral last week. Check out his video "King of Farmington" at the link below, and be sure to follow him on Twitter and Instagram @Clooner_2020-07-281h 28Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 21 July 2020Justin returns from an epic weekend in Los Angeles. Markus recaps his drunken weekend at home.2020-07-211h 16Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 14 July 2020Markus and Justin talk about their crazy week of shows around the state of Michigan.2020-07-1441 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 7 July 2020Markus and Justin talk about the 4th of July and stand-up comedy on this week's episode of Open Mics.2020-07-0748 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 30 June 2020 (Josh Adams Interview)Comedian Josh Adams joins Markus and Justin for this week's episode of Open Mics. Follow Josh @joshadamsZzz and listen to his podcast the "Josh Adams Podcast"2020-06-3059 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 23 June 2020After their first full week back doing open mics, Markus and Justin discuss the common theme: drunk audience members.2020-06-231h 00Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 16 June 2020 (Melanie Hearn Interview)Markus & Justin joke around with hilarious comedian Melanie Hearn.2020-06-1646 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 9 June 2020Markus and Justin call up some friends!2020-06-0934 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 2 June 2020Markus and Justin have a new theme song! Back from Markus's mom's basement!2020-06-0256 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 26 May 2020On this week's episode of Open Mics, Markus and Justin talk about Markus's dream of becoming a rapper. As well as some old stories in their 2 favorite clubs.2020-05-2617 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 19 May 2020In My Mom's Basement studios for the first time, Justin recalls his worst comedy horror story.2020-05-2024 min
Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - Together Again - Part IIIPart III of the ground-breaking docu-series “Open Mics - Together Again”2020-05-1210 min
Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - Together Again - Part IIPart II of the ground-breaking docu-series “Open Mics - Together Again”2020-05-0920 min
Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - Together Again - Part ISPECIAL EDITION! Part I of the ground breaking docu-series “Open Mics - Together Again” featuring Markus Olind and Justin Essenmacher.2020-05-0530 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 28 Apr 2020Markus and Justin talk about how jobs are designed to screw workers over.2020-04-281h 22Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 21 Apr 2020Justin’s back in Michigan but we still gotta record on Skype2020-04-231h 13Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 14 Apr 2020Genivive joins the podcast as co-host, as we discuss quarantine.2020-04-1532 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 7 Apr 2020Another week of quarantine and another podcast of Justin and Markus labbering about nonsense.2020-04-081h 10Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 31 March 2020Quarantine can't stop the most epic Podcast of ALL-TIME!!! Justin Essenmacher and Markus Olind bring another episode of greatness on "Open Mics w/ Markus & Justin"2020-03-311h 23Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 24 March 2020Markus and Justin talk about COVID-19 and how the country is shutting down.2020-03-241h 23Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 17 March 2020Quarantined cross country on St Patrick's Day, but Justin and Markus still find a way to drink together!2020-03-181h 11Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 10 March 2020First Cross-country episode via Skype.....we got some work to do.2020-03-1341 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 3 March 2020A day late, but not a dollar short. Guest host Genivive joins the podcast.2020-03-0623 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 25 Feb 2020The FINAL EPISODE before Roast Battle at The Comedy Store!2020-02-2557 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 18 Feb 2020Markus goes solo as Justin is out of town. Markus talks about his strategy for the upcoming roast battle, why you shouldn't be ashamed to scratch your ass, and how to smoke weed (NOT).2020-02-1830 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 11 Feb 2020Justin and Markus talk about comedy ups and downs, continuing the grind, and crazy movie ideas.2020-02-111h 13Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 4 Feb 2020After intense struggles with technology, we finally have uploaded this weeks Open Mics podcast2020-02-0554 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 28 Jan 2020Kobe is dead, we got drunk, and LA will never be the same.2020-01-281h 01Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 21 Jan 2020First podcast with a video feed, Justin and Markus talk shit about their upcoming Roast Battle, discuss the past weeks mics, and talk why Justin laughs the way he does.2020-01-2150 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 14 Jan 2020Justin Essenmacher returns to 'Open Mics' as we talk about our upcoming Roast Battle showdown, how lazy he was in Michigan, and how we didn't get called at Kill Tony (but it was so funny).2020-01-1430 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 7 Jan 20202020 started with my show at the Comedy & Magic Club, a new calendar, and some new goals!2020-01-0724 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen MIcs - 31 Dec 20192019 Year in Review - 433 sets, 145 different venues and a whole lot of fun2020-01-0129 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 24 Dec 2019Solo episode where I talk about hitting 420 sets for 2019, my encounter with a Google Reviewer, and spending Christmas by myself in LA.2019-12-2439 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 17 Dec 2019Markus and Justin talk about last night's Kill Tony (that we didn't get up at), 2020 goals, and shopping at Marshalls.2019-12-1746 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 10 Dec 2019THE MOST EPIC PODCAST w/ John McDonald and Justin Essenmacher - we talk LA comedy, PostMates Porn, and Penis Size.2019-12-101h 07Real Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 3 Dec 2019LIVE FROM LA - Justin Essenmacher joins me as we talk open mics in Los Angeles, my trip to LA, and Justin's troubles at the Grand Canyon.2019-12-0329 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 26 Nov 2019Live from Chicago, I review my week in Minneapolis, my current road trip to LA and the mics I'm hitting along the way!2019-11-2619 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 19 Nov 2019LIVE FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I talk about my trip so far, my set at the ACME Comedy Company, and my quest for 420 sets this year.2019-11-1922 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 12 Nov 2019I come back from the road, talk about small towns and tripping ballz.2019-11-1229 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 5 Nov 2019I talk about comedy goals, my upcoming move to L.A. and more!2019-11-0530 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 29 Oct 2019I chat about the taping of my 30-min Amazon Prime special, KFC/Taco Bell hybrids, and writing new material.2019-10-2929 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 22 Oct 2019Gettin' my shit back together, Gettin' stage time, and the Gettin' Off Comedy Show THIS FRIDAY! October 25th at the Paul Robeson Theatre in Detroit! Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gettin-off-comedy-show-live-taping-tickets-75230182501
2019-10-2230 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 15 Oct 2019As I prepare to turn a year older, I think about: mental health, SUCKING in Cleveland, and my Amazon Prime Special next Friday Oct 25! (Link in description)
Tickets: Eventbrite https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gettin-off-comedy-show-live-taping-tickets-75230182501?aff=ebdssbdestsearch
2019-10-1540 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 06 Oct 2019After a lazy week, I talk about bombing at open mics, watching the Motown Laugh Kings live taping, and my upcoming comedy MIXTAPE!!!2019-10-0829 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 01 Oct 2019I wrap up September, talk about the analytics I do for stand-up, and explain my plan for L.A.2019-10-0127 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 24 Sep 2019Chicago open mic recap, along with a HUGE S/O to Marc Poindexter and Jason Spitsbergen2019-09-2429 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 17 Sep 2019I discuss my battle with a heckler at the New Way open mic...2019-09-1725 minReal Open Mics of HollywoodOpen Mics - 10 Sep 2019On the inaugural episode of the Open Mics podcast, Markus talks about some of the open mics he did on his recent trip to L.A., being back in the Detroit comedy scene, and how to make the most of open mics.2019-09-1029 min
Ride AAlong Podcast"Not Enough Stroke for a Threesome" ft. Markus OlindWhats up muthafuckas!! In this episode, comedian and repeat guest Markus Olind and I talk about stomping the yard, staples in the hood, and girls. Come see Markus as a featured comic on the Ride AAlong Comedy Show on Decemeber 13, 2018 at Basement Burger Bar in Detroit. RIDE AALONG MUTHAFUCKAS!!!2018-10-281h 08
Ride AAlong PodcastWhite Dad at an HBCU ft. Markus Olind & GeneviveWhats Up!! In this episode I feature Markus Olind and Genevive and we talk about a bunch of shit. Great podcast so fuckin listen to it. Enjoy and as always RIDE AALONG MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!2018-09-171h 51