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PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 717 - Stidham 2: Judgement DayWith 90 days until the draft and two days until the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP we have:
Emcal, Bottom and Bliss breaking down the latest in the Bills fucking up absolutely EVERYTHING (or are they?)
Cig-Natty's next job + is Mendoza #1 material?
the Phinnecky podcast was two years early on Stidham
Bliss's Big Secret Project
WHO WINS THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP?!
2026-01-231h 08PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 709 - The $22,000 ParlayWelcome to the Phinnecky GAMBLING Podcast where Ben Derige tells us all how to hit $22k parlays. Then he uses his big genius brain to pick the Phinnecky winners for this week which, to the shock of nobody, do not align with the beliefs of the Commish at all.
2025-11-0630 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 702 - Top Secret Phinnecky RankingsOh man, Zak and I have really done it now. We've UNLOCKED the vault that holds ESPN's SUPER SECRET PHINNECKY RANKINGS and are just reading them for everyone to hear! And we don't stop there! We also dive into secret documents that include which laws were voted into Phinnecky, which laws were drunkenly changed in Phinnecky on a whim, why is Zak in the car, what does the latest Madden'26 algorithm think happens to Lamar Jackson and, most importantly, WHAT IS THE SECRET OF ALEX SINGLETON?!
2025-08-1555 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 701 - Grumpier Old MenWe don't trust rookies (Is Jeanty a bust?!), men with long hair are vampires and the #1 Fantasy Pick can't be a WR. Two Grumpy Old Men are kicking off the new season of Phinnecky and we're so old and tired we don't even know which season it is.
2025-08-0842 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 616 - JP Victory ParadeAll of Phinnecky comes together to shower JP in appreciation for winning the 2024 season. Nobody is upset nor spiteful enough to predict that JP loses all of his winnings on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl.
2025-02-0628 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 615 - Phinnecky Championship Halftime ShowBliss comes aboard to brag about winning his side league while I try to find the extra 100pts it's going to take to upset JP in the final week of Phinnecky. We also discuss the death of College Football and bright future for the Seahawks, Bo Nix and RW3.
2025-01-0457 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 614 - Clenching ScenariosAfter one evening of rooting for Kyler Murray, Zak and the Commish crack open a beer and Pinot Grigio to try and understand the Seahawks Clenching Scenarios for Week 17. Additionally, Zak's Phinnecky season died of dysentery last week and the Commish isn't off to a hot start for the Championship. Can greatness be found when these two put their heads together to try and beat JP? Maybe Zak will offer up some wisdom and mentorship that helps the Commish rise above all the challenges... or maybe he'll complain about Josh Allen getting him 9pts vs the Patriots. Tune in...
2024-12-2933 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 613 - Started at the Bottom and didn't move at allPhinnecky Playoffs are HERE and we are bringing in top tier analysis from Bottom fresh off a three-win season. We also talk a rough week for the Cougs + Seahawks and, of course, Dexter Season 1. A+ Content all around.
2024-12-2033 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 612 - Closing Time Convos w/ Dr. NastyFor the first (but not last) time ever, the Phinnecky Podcast comes to you from a closed bar in NYC! Dr. Nasty brings breaks open the archives for a deep dive of Phinnecky Playoff History and I break down the ONE DECISION that each owner made that landed them either in the Playoffs or in the Losers Shit Show.
2024-12-1344 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 610 - Birthday Pod + Madden '94For his Bday, Cal only wanted two things: a Madden football video game and a Phinnecky pod where he gets to pick the topics. After finding Madden '94 on the OG Sega Genesis, this was the last box to check.
2024-11-2524 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 607 - The Airing of GrievancesIn this SPOOOOKY completely non-Halloween themed episode of the Phinnecky podcast, Bliss complains about his season while Los Angeles explodes behind him to celebrate the Dodgers World Series.
2024-10-3145 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 606 - The Pod Where JP Was Totally Gonna WinEast meets West as JP joins the pod during MNF to discuss which NFL teams are due to bounce back, what players are worth dropping all the FAAB and can Stef hang on to her dwindling lead on the West Conference of Phinnecky?
2024-10-2239 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 603 - The Steph's Are MarchingWeek Two confirmed many of our fears. QBs passing numbers are down, Tush Push is BACK, #1 Draft Pick QBs are overrated, Alvin Kamara is still the best and the Saints/Stef+Kips CANNOT BE STOPPED?! Also Nasty predicts the Cougs to go UNDEFEATED? Are all Phinnecky Owners too stubborn to pick a new kicker? SHOULD BLISS JUST START OVER?! All that and too many cursewords on this Phinnecky Pod fresh off of MNF.
2024-09-1754 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 602 - Ben Bliss ruined the #1 PickDerige jumps in to tell us kickers are gods, QBs are losers, the #1 pick is dead and all is normal in the world of Phinnecky heading into Week 2.
2024-09-1043 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 601 - Artificial Intelligence stole the #1 PickAnd just like that, the sixth season of Phinnecky Football is underway! Half the league hangs around post draft to mock Bliss for autodrafting the #1 pick and wonder how Stephanie forgot about draft day completely.
2024-09-0422 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 534 - LaM-Art of the DealLaMark Jandrews wasn't just the worst team name of the season, it was also the Phinnecky 2023 Champion. How did Zak pull it off? Was it done in the draft or in the waivers? WHAT IS HIS SECRET SAUCE? Click play to find out more about Zak than you ever thought possible in the latest Phinnecky Strategy Series.
2024-08-1452 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 532 - Snake's 2024 First Pick is....In the latest edition of the Phinnecky Strategy Series, we welcome Snake to talk Olympics and Preseason but, more importantly, we utilize the latest in research technology to determine who the 5x Champ will draft in the first round of the Phinnecky Draft.
2024-08-0242 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 531 - The Secret to Bottom's 9-5 SeasonIn the first (maybe last) episode of our Phinnecky Summer Strategy Series, Bottom unveils the secret to his best season in five years.
2024-07-1946 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 529 - An Inappropriate WahWahThe Phinnecky podcast comes a long way with Bliss and Emily informing the commish (myself) that MAYBE last week's pod could have been handled a little bit differently. Also we discuss why both the Seahawks and Broncos have shit odds to make the playoffs.
2024-05-1043 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 525 - March Dadness Part Deux: The Sweet 16th PickThe March Dadness rages on with Snake as, following a brief pause of March Sadness (Chun-dgment Day), we dive into the first ever "Best Case Scenario for Phinnecky" Mock Draft of the first Sweet 16 picks of the NFL Draft! Then we drink too much and cry a bit and totally promise eachother everything is gonna be OK with the Cougs and pain is only temporary.
2024-03-271h 11PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 524 - March DadnessPHINNECKY LEGEND SCOTT SWEENEY IS BACK!!! We talk Tourney picks, Free Agency and what it feels like to have 20yr old Lil Jon songs. Is he related to Eastern Washington's own Sydney Sweeney? MAYBE?! Listen now to find out!
2024-03-201h 09PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 519 - Victory Lap for Zak and Funeral for PeteWelp, Pete is out and Zak is in. Tune in to find out if Spite McKee can, not just shit all over Bliss for having the worst Phinnecky Finals appearance of all time, but also find a solution that may boost Hawks back to their rightful perch atop the NFC West.
2024-01-161h 04PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 517 - Avoiding BlisstastropheIt's Championship Week and the reigning champ, King Tez, is here to help Benjamin Blisstopher avoid what could possibly be the most embarrassing loss in Phinnecky Cup History... and it all could start with Jarret Stidham?!
2024-01-0527 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 516 - Flaccos, Falcons and PHINNECKY FINALS!It's FINALS WEEK and everyone is wondering whether it's Bliss or Zak that stay sober enough to wake up in time for the last exam of the semester. Snake joins the pod to vent his pain and announce WHO DECIDES THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP?! Bliss's Lions or Zak's Rams OR is this ACTUALLY a battle between two of the NFL's most disliked head coaches?! SHED THOSE PANTS, CLICK PLAY AND FIND OUT!
2023-12-2935 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 515 - Cal’s Holiday SpecialHO HO HO! This EXTREMELY special episode of Phinnecky was written and produced by Cal so you KNOW it's loaded with hot takes such as: "CAN UNCLE SNAKE COME BACK VS BLISS? CAN BOTTOM TRUST KING HENRY VS SEAHAWKS? and "WHAT SHOULD THE COUGS DO WITH ALL UW'S MONEY?!"
2023-12-2319 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 514 - Losers Week: Featuring JPJP joins the pod to discuss LOSERS WEEK and the Final Four that remain in the Phinnecky Playoffs (SPOILER ALERT: JP IS NOT IN THE FINAL FOUR). Chap is also present for the pod but primarily limits his contributions to the pod by getting stuck on a rocking horse.
2023-12-1337 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 513 - Thunderdome Week!In true Thunderdome style, five Phinnecky teams enter Week 14 but only four shall live to see the playoffs!!! Why will Bliss be eliminated? FIND OUT NOW AND CLICK PLAY!!!
2023-12-0849 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 512 - The LaDeath of Mark JandrewsCommish, Snake and Sam talk the fantasy fallout of Thursday Night Football, Phinnecky rankings and whether the Seahawks can survive facing the Niners two times in three weeks.
2023-11-171h 03PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 509 - Goooood Morning Phinnecky!Grab your Bloody Marys and Peanut Butter Pancakes, we kick off Week 7 with the first EVER Sunday Morning pod where you can get all your latest and greatest updates such as: is Deebo healthy? Do I start JSN? And are the 49ers FRESH FISH?!?!!!!!!
2023-10-2248 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 506 - 70+ For Fins and FathersThe Phinnecky Podcast goes multi-generational in a whole new way when Bottom joins myself AND MY DAD fresh off of his 75th bday to talk CJ Stroud, Devon Achane and miscellaneous Johnny Cash lyrics.
2023-09-2739 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 504 - Zakless in SeattleAfter staying up all night spending his Waiver $$ on random Rams, Zak falls asleep in his chair waiting to start the pod thus forcing an ambitious Draft+Week1Recap+Week2Preview pod OFF THE RAILS. If this isn't the messiest Phinnecky pod yet, I don't know (or remember) what is. ENJOY!
2023-09-1437 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 502 - Oppenheimer BOOM or BUST playersTake your seat and crane your neck as Snake, Em and the Commish go CHRISTOPHER NOLAN OPPENHEIMER FULL IMAX RESOLUTION on the biggest BOOMS and/or BUSTS heading into the Phinnecky draft!
2023-08-1844 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 426 - Magic Number 20Can't get enough DRAFT COVERAGE?! The Phinnecky Draft Team will tell YOU who the Hawks take at #20.
2023-04-2711 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 424 - PICK THAT BUST!!!There are five potential QBs for the first round this year, compared to NONE last year. History shows us that at least ONE of these picks will be a bust. Honestly, probably closer to half or more. So who should YOU draft in Phinnecky next year? Who should the SEAHAWKS draft? To figure that out, based on the success of last year's "QB Dating Game" episode, we are going game show AGAIN... this time you are gonna PICK THAT BUST!!!
(Starring Snake and Bottom)
2023-04-2143 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep 421 - What happened to the Bills? (AND DAMAR?!)Our official Conspiracy Correspondent, EJC, has the latest on Damar Hamlin and how the most incredible storyline in NFL history may have affected the HOLY GRAIL OF FANTASY FOOTBALL, the Phinnecky Championship.
2023-01-2617 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 420 - And the winner is....Bliss and EmCal hop on the pod to discuss playoff hopes, Seahawks QB of the future, and MOST IMPORTANTLY who wins the Phinnecky Championship on Sunday!!!
(They also manage to throw in, as usual, a little shade at Russ)
2023-01-2139 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 419 - PHINNECKY COURT: Who is Champion?AND THE CHAMPION IS.... A tie?! ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?! Needless to say, our uber elaborate rules have zero contingency for a tie in the championship SO with that... PHINNECKY COURT MUST COMMENCE.
Judge and Jury will decide the outcome and *spoiler alert* we kinda f*ck it up before finally landing on a solution.
GO BILLS!! GO BENGALS!
LONG LIVE PHINNECKY!!!!
2023-01-1143 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 414 - Wild Card WednesdayThe nastiest of historians drops some KNOWLEDGE on the Phinnecky podcast to determine who has a chance at the Phinnecky playoffs.
2022-12-0849 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 413 - PTISnake and Julz go full speed (2:00 per matchup) to tackle the latest in Phinnecky in under 20mins.
2022-11-1816 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 406 - Draft StrategyTime to crunch for the greatest test of all, THE PHINNECKY DRAFT!!! Habitual 2nd place finisher, Ben Derige, walks us through the final draft order and gives his best tips and tricks for picking almost winners.
2022-08-2627 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 405 - Top 10 RBsOdds are that the first player selected in the Phinnecky will be a Running Back. With that, who would YOU take with #1 Overall?
Phinnecky RB expert, Nasty Lyle, breaks down the Top 10 RBs for this coming season and his #1 selection will surprise you!
2022-08-1938 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 404 - NASTY NASCAR MINISODEKICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT NASCAR!!!!
The Phinnecky Draft Lottery is just DAYS away and Nasty Lyle is here to tell you EVERYTHING you need to know to pick the driver that gets you the #1 pick.
IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST, YOU'RE LAST! YEEEEHAAWWWW!
2022-08-1813 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 402 - Top 10 WRsNOTE: PORTIONS OF THIS EPISODE HAVE BEEN PRE-RECORDED.
Our Phinnecky Wide Receiver analyst, Andrew "I drafted Ja'Marr Chase" Bottom joins me (sorta) to annouce the Top 10 WRs for the upcoming season.
2022-08-0812 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 401 - Phinnecky Draft GuideSeason 4 hath officially begun! And with it comes the first ever Phinnecky Draft Guide!
Listen as Snake walks us through his Top 10 QBs for 2023 and update your own Top10s in the link here -> https://1drv.ms/x/s!AkuY08KaBtfrgb5PGgOx0SkEx6rMiA?e=zf4hwk
2022-08-0544 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 324 - Best/Worst Case Draft Scenario for HawksCaptain Tez lets us know what to look for regarding Hawks in the Draft.
2022-04-2728 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 323 - The Drew Lock RisesThe third and final chapter to the Russell Wilson saga. In search of closure, Bliss plays Mystery Date Game to analyze all the non-draft QB options left for the Seahawks heading into next season. The results are SHOCKING.
2022-04-0130 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 322 - Denver Likes Russell WilsonNasty, Bliss, Bottom and the whole Commish household gather to talk the Russell Wilson trade that we basically PROPHESIZED just a week ago. We talk who won the trade and whether this means the Pete is ready to run it back with someone new or if Jody Allen is prepping to sell the Hawks for parts.
2022-03-1141 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 321 - Who still likes Russell Wilson?Bliss and EmCal join this special Offseason Edition of the Phinnecky Podcast to discuss a sleeper draft pick for the Seahawks, Amari Cooper leaving the Cowboys, Kliff outliving Kyler in AZ, celebrity gossip and WHO STILL LIKES RUSSELL WILSON?
2022-03-0628 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 320 - DADviceSome Phinnecky Dadz get together to discuss how Zak fucked up the best of football weekends and what he can expect in the upcoming glory of fatherhood.
2022-01-2746 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 319 - Victory LapZak takes a moment to kindly talk playoffs, gambling, mudslides and (most of all) to thank the rest of Phinnecky for sucking so much at fantasy sports.
2022-01-1853 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 318 - Final Finals aka ALL-MADDEN WEEK 18Julian Madden and Lyle Summerall go over in great detail (NEARLY 90 MINUTES) each matchup, upcoming waivers and lessons learned from the 2021 season for each owner.
2022-01-041h 29PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 317 - Phinnecky Championship 2021!Reigning Phinnecky Champ, Jake the Snake, speaks from experience when he breaks down what Derige did to beat him and what it'll take for Zak to fair better in the 2021 Championship. Also, we discuss the rest of the bowl matchups and the very special gift Snake had waiting in his stocking this year.
2021-12-2950 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 316 - Phinnecky 2021 Conference Finals!The one and only Andrew Bottom calls in from his (parent's) chateau to discuss the Phinnecky Playoffs and why his season went to complete shit in the month of November. Also, the commish reveals the secret ingredient to JP's midseason turnaround.
2021-12-2337 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 315 - Holiday Edition w/ Nasty LyleGather the family. light up the tree, spin the dreidel and pour yourself a toxic level of boozy nog because it's the Phinnecky Pod Holiday Edition with Nasty Lyle.
2021-12-1850 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 314 - Bottom‘s UpBottom comes aboard to explain his 3-game losing streak and why he is playoff bound.
2021-12-0838 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 313 - Wild Wild WestDJ Vegas Derige joins the pod to talk about how the West is up for grabs and ask why everyone doesn't have a dog.
2021-12-0238 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 312 - The 4% ClubThe Nastiest of guests comes on the pod to talk Playoff Projections, Waiver Options, the football demise of Jason Garrett and whether Pete and Russ are the future for our beloved Seahawks.
2021-11-2445 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 311 - Year of the BottomStef comes by to talk kids, Phinnecky and why D'Onta Foreman may or may not be worth $69.
2021-11-1828 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 310 - LeVeon HellSnake joins the pod to ask how many bottles of NyQuil it took for Commish to start Bell. Lyle calls in to root for Cougs and explain why he suspended his own QB for not following Vax policy.
2021-11-1441 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 309 - Phinnecky CourtBailiff Bottom and Judge Tez rule on both corruption charges and the odds of who will make the Phinnecky playoffs.
2021-11-051h 06PHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 308 - Peter Parker Off The WireMost people do a Halloween episode, in Phinnecky we let kids trick or treat on the league podcast. Cal picks winners and spits hot takes (primarily regarding Spiderman.)
2021-10-3112 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 307 - Death, Taxes and Derrick HenryJake the SNAKE tells everyone why Derrick Henry is the best while Ben Bliss calls in to tell us that he had King Henry first. We also do NFL comps for each Phinnecky team and bitch about the Seahawks for 20-ish mins.
2021-10-2155 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 306 - SuperBowl XL IIBliss and the Commish get probably too drunk on a Friday to accurately predict Week 6 and call out why Seahawk fans don't sincerely love Russell Wilson.
2021-10-1643 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 305 - McCaffrey McCan‘tPlayOn this TNF (Thursday Night Finnecky), Zak explains why drafting Christian McCaffrey for the second year in a row is really paying off for him while the Commish sacrifices several beers to the gods of football in an attempt to improve the fortunes of his rookie QBs.
2021-10-0139 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 304 - $100 for Daniel JonesNasty Lyle and the Commish discuss top waiver pickups, the almost-undefeated NFC West, how much FAAB to spend on QBs after injuries, the return of Aaron Rodgers and who will win in Phinnecky Week 3.
2021-09-2240 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 303 -TNF and Broken TiesJP drops in to talk Thursday Night Football while I discover that, not only did I lose my Week One matchup (SURPRISE!) due to a stat correction but that Daniel Jones may be the greatest running QB of all time. Also iMessage is the devil.
2021-09-1729 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 302 - Waiver WednesdayWaiver Wednesday with Ben Derige who autodrafted three linebackers and is looking to redeem his sins.
2021-09-0913 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 301 - 2021 KICKOFFBliss moves to the best coast and calls out who will Bust and who will Rise in both the NFL and the league that matters.
2021-08-2036 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 216 - MOCK DRAFT 1-10Snake and JP talk the Top 10 picks, Sam Darnold trade and random Seattle Trivia.
2021-04-1045 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 215 - The Outdoor Dad PodLive from Edgewood, WA... the Commish sits down with 5x Champ Jake the Snake to talk playoffs, championships and Tom Brady on steroids.
2021-01-231h 052021-01-0238 min2020-12-1836 min2020-12-0310 min2020-11-2628 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 210 - WEEK 11 - Hawks PostgamePhinnecky Champions gather (+ Bliss) to watch Hawks and talk Phinnecky playoffs and reveal who is the dark horse to win it all this year and become a first time Phinnecky Champ (SPOILER: It's not Bliss).
2020-11-2022 min2020-11-1538 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 208 - WEEK 9 - DickstonesBottom benches 18pts on a Thursday and Zak tells us about dickstones.
2020-11-0745 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 207 - WEEK 8 - Nasty ConnectionWhile Lyle's internet connection may be lacking, the hot Phinnecky takes are not.
2020-10-3015 min2020-10-2519 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 205 - WEEK 5 - The Bliss ShowBen Bliss hosts the podcast that tailspins into 40mins featuring Brian Hoyer inadvertently killing Bill Belichick, the fate of Dabo Sweeney and ritual human sacrifice for the #1 overall pick .
2020-10-0940 min2020-10-0219 min2020-09-1129 min2020-08-2827 min2020-08-0726 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 116 - QUARANTINE MOCK DRAFT PT. 1Snake and the commish celebrate the quarantine with an NFL Mock Draft featuring a "phone a friend" portion that doesn't go at all as expected.
PICKS 1-15
2020-04-0627 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 115 - CHAMPIONSHIP pt. 1Salty JP comes on to breakdown how a 6-6-1 team shamed the entire league by making the Championship.
2019-12-1929 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 114 - PLAYOFFS - Release the Lyle TapeBottom and Zak tag team the first round of the playoffs while also demanding the Commish release the Lyle tapes where he clearly uncovered the conspiracy that vaulted a 6-6-1 team into the 4 seed
2019-12-1124 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 113 - WEEK 11 - DoubleJinxEveryone's least favorite Zak discusses why ties are the worse than death and how Derige's team is unbeatable because OH WAIT DALVIN COOK IS OUT NEVERMIND DERIGE IS OBVIOUSLY DOOMED!
2019-11-2230 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 112 - WEEK 11 Preview - Started at the Bottom...AND NOW HE'S HERE! Andrew Bottom dishes out hot predictions and explains why he is no longer a member of the Loser's Bracket.
2019-11-1614 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 111 - WEEK 9 - Reverse The KearseBen Bliss calls in from his home office to rant about a "curse" that was generated by this very show in the latest semi-commercial free installment of the Phinnecky Podcast.
2019-11-0928 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 110 - WEEK 8 - Monday Night PhinneckyA special post-MNF Phinnecky where Derige and the commish break down Week 8/9 and whether Tez should be responsible for last minute roster adjustments from the Phillipines.
2019-10-3028 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 109 - WEEK 7 - Lightning RoundWeek 7, 8 and 10 hottakes all in 15 minutes?! THIS IS MADNESS.
No, this is Lightning Round.
2019-10-2621 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 108 - WEEK 6 - Snake in the BasementTHE CHAMP IS HERE. Jake the Snake joins the podcast in person to tell all the haters that he isn't giving up the AJ Green Jacket anytime soon.
2019-10-1944 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 107 - WEEK 5 - JP the NFL InsiderOn this plus sized episode of the Phinnecky Podcast, we go IN DEPTH into each Week 5 / Week 6 matchup with NFL Insider and former Phinnecky Champ, JP "Shorter Tower" Morrell.
2019-10-1059 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 106 - WEEK 4 - 2Kidz KlubThe Lady of Phinnecky and Dad 2.0 Commish break down Week 4 while also discussing Derige's domination, Bliss's obliteration, "Russ Willy" and the importance of wiping front to back.
2019-10-0228 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 105 - WEEK 3 - Straight Outta LAZak, Tez and a bottle of Fireball host the fifth episode of the Phinnecky podcast with special guests from all over the LA Division.
2019-09-2635 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 104 - WEEK 2 - Bottom the DestroyerAndrew started at the Bottom and now he's here, on the Phinnecky podcast, recapping Week 2 and spitting the fieriest takes this side of the Deshutes.
2019-09-1826 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 103 - WEEK 1 - Death of ZakPhinnecky's own STATBOY, Nasty Lyle, joins the show from the streets of NYC on 9/11 to discuss Bottom's Week 1 dominance, Zak's eternal shame and the soon-to-be-HOF-career of Gardner Minshew.
2019-09-1335 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky - Ep. 102 - Preseason Wrap-UpThe finest in Phinnecky player updates, shit talk and Ben Bliss unable to turn the video portion off so I have to watch as he discusses Nick Chubb from the floor of his bathroom.
2019-09-0432 minPHINNECKY PODCASTPhinnecky Podcast - Episode 1 - Draft RecapThis kickoff to the Phinnecky Podcast features the Commish and Zak going over the Andrew Luck shitstorm, new league division shake-up and a draft recap complete with best/worst picks and terrible, drunken hot takes.
2019-08-2824 min