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The Procrastination Planet Podcast61. Literary Catfishing: The JT Leroy StoryIn which the gals dish the dirt about a very Gen X literary scandal about the child prodigy who wasn’t. Digressions include plastic surgery, teenage edgelords, and what it means to be white-trash married.2021-01-0546 minThe Procrastination Planet PodcastREMASTERED Episode 60. Safe Snorting and Dead Imaginary Boyfriends: The Teen Idols EpisodeIn which Carlye and gal pal Donna discuss their top teen idols and other assorted heartthrobs. Basically it was an excuse to make more 70s references. Digressions include the Mandela Effect, chewing tobacco, level-ups, and going to Hell.
PS: The previous rendition of this episode had problems, hence the remastered track.2020-11-2346 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast60. Safe Snorting and Dead Imaginary Boyfriends: The Teen Idols EpisodeIn which Carlye and gal pal Donna discuss their top teen idols and other assorted heartthrobs. Basically it was an excuse to make more 70s references. Digressions include the Mandela Effect, chewing tobacco, level-ups, and going to Hell. 2020-11-2300 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast59. Stanning for Annie Wilkes, or: Putting the Whore in HorrorIn which Sabrina and Carlye discuss their favorite horror villains. Digressions include growing up with the Night Stalker, starting beef with Huey Lewis and the News, and giving praise to Montana Duke's bleach-fried hair. Sabrina also wants to remind the chubby gals out there to be rude as shit so you won't be made into a skin suit. 2020-10-2654 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast58. Burn Down the Cornfield: Creepy Kids in Horror MoviesIn which Carlye and gal pal Donna discuss the specific creepiness of children in horror movies. Digressions include bowl cuts, devil banjos, Robby Benson, and much much more! The gals also miss the opportunity to make a projectile vomit joke. Blame it on the 'rona! 2020-10-1945 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast57. The Accidental Tourist in QuarantineIn which Carlye and Jill dissect Anne Tyler's classic novel The Accidental Tourist, a novel about a travel writer who hates travelling. Digressions include Manic Pixie Dream Girls, embarrassing crushes, and dated dog training practices. 2020-10-0554 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast56. Notes from Quarantine ExileIn which Carlye and Sabrina discuss what they've been reading and writing whilst waiting out the 'rona. Digressions include skin care, library cooties, and tax the fucking billionaires already! This may or may not be a soapboxy episode. Holly chimes in as well. 2020-09-2249 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast55. A Bowie-Jagger Sandwich: Fashion in Fiction and Other RamblingsIn which Carlye and Donna talk about their favorite movie and TV fashions as well as their own sartorial choices throughout the decades. Digressions include leather pants, cocaine haircuts, and what it takes to be 70s-hot. Plus listen to Holly as she barks a few opinions of her own.
Errata: Carlye meant to say Pucci, not Gucci when talking about Casino. Also, "best costume Grammy"? Someone let the 'rona rot their brain!2020-08-2558 minThe Procrastination Planet Podcast54. Don't Call It a Comeback: The Off-Topic Quarantine EpisodeIn which the gals stay extramuch on-brand and return from their hiatus way later than planned. This week’s topics include thirst-trap snacks, breaking up Stanley Tucci’s marriage, and figuring out your dogs’ zodiac signs.
This episode is also dedicated to Charlie, our OG podcast pup who never failed to make his presence known. The poor little guy lost his battle with CHF early this June and we miss him like crazy.
DISCLAIMER: We are in the time of the ‘rona and therefore had to record via Zoom. So please forgive any audio wonk that abo...2020-08-1244 min
The Procrastination Planet PodcastThe Big Apology AnnouncementIn which Carlye apologizes for having ghosted. Mercury was in retrograde, a pandemic is upon us, and life even without those elements has been insane. So sorry again about this. Procrastination Planet is taking an extended hiatus and then returning with a biweekly format. Stay tuned!2020-03-1502 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast21.2 REMASTERED: The Murder of Joe OrtonIn which the gals blame Mercury retrograde for not having a spanking new episode and rerun a remastered version of their literary true crime deep dive instead because having a for-real hiatus messes up the algorithm.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2020-02-1747 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast53. Girl Waits with Gun: A Deep(ish) Dive into the NovelIn which Carlye and guest co-host Janene Biggs delve into Girl Waits with Gun by Amy Stewart. The novel is a fictionalized account of how Constance Kopp became the first female deputy in her county back in 1914. The gals discuss what worked and what didn’t and—SPOILER ALERT!—wholeheartedly recommend the book. This episode is proof you can love something and still give a critique. All three Kopp sisters are badass in their own right. Digressions this week include asexuality, astrology, and the war on adverbs.
SPOILER ALERT FOR REAL: This episode has spoilers galore. You've been warned.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast52. Creating Unlikable Characters...On PurposeIn which Carlye flies solo once again and discusses how to create an unlikable character your reader will still care about. This episode was inspired by a mini-rant from last week’s episode. Also, you might hear puppy snoring in the background.
TRIGGER WARNING FOR STATUS QUO WARRIORS: There will be feminism. Go hug your Hot Pockets in your mom’s basement if you can’t stand women having opinions you didn’t feed them.
ERRATA: Carlye accidentally mention’s Saffy’s maternal instincts when she meant to say Edina’s. AbFab watchers will get it.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast51. Flesh That Mutha Out: The Shitty First Draft, Part TwoIn which Carlye and Jill discuss how to flesh out a skeletal first draft without making it read as if you got paid by the word. They also discuss give share their thoughts on the revision and critique process and accidentally write a thriller. Digressions this episode include weaponized raccoons, unlikable female characters, and why finished basements might be scarier than the unfinished kind.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast50. Write It Down, Let It Suck: The Sh*tty First Draft, Part OneOur 50th episode, in which Carlye and guest co-host Jill White discuss the challenges of writing that first draft and the agony of the dreaded blank page. Digressions include senior dog problems, expiration date paranoia, and our secret basic bitch tendencies.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2020-01-1446 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast49. Solo Sesh: The Extroverted Writer's Guide to Surviving SolitudeIn which Carlye starts the New Year by a) doing a solo episode, b) doing a minisode, and c) giving everyone out there a pep talk. This week she talks about the solitary nature of the writer’s life and how to make the most of it when you’re an extrovert. Digressions include beatniks, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and awkward analogies.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast48. Douchebags and Dunking on Duckie: A John Hughes RetrospectiveIn which Carlye brings back writer gal pal Janene Biggs to discuss and critique some of their #problematicfave John Hughes movies. Digressions include ditching school, the broke bitch life, and much much more. We also invited the podcast pups into the studio, so stay tuned for their shenanigans.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-12-3042 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast47. Instant Bestsellers: Writers in Film Versus RealityIn which Carlye and writer gal pal Donna Hearth discuss how writers are portrayed in film vs. writer-life reality. Digressions include fan-fiction, split-screen phone sex, and fake Scottish accents. Also, buckle up, poets! Donna has some hot takes about the genre.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-12-2445 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast46. There's a Mystery for That! Our Favorite Fictional DetectivesIn which Carlye brings back fellow outlaw writer Jill White to discuss their favorite detectives in books and on screen and also welcome the podcast pups into the studio. Digressions include foul-mouthed kids, senior dogs, and why quaint English villages are the most dangerous places ever.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-12-1644 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast45. From Bogart Shaming to Yacht Rock: Our Favorites in Film NoirIn which Carlye brings back her fellow outlaw writer Janene Biggs to discuss their favorite film noir movies. Digressions include reading spoilers, resting bitchface vs. active c*ntface, and how we came to love old movies.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-12-0250 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast44. Book Laundering and Feral Cats: Thoughts on the Self-Publishing ProcessIn which Carlye and special guest co-host Jill White discuss their own journeys in self-publishing. Digressions include career changes, saying “funky” a lot, and animals.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-11-2543 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast43. All Roads Lead to Swayze: Bad Movies We LoveIn which Carlye and guest co-host Donna Hearth discuss their favorite guilty pleasure movies. Digressions include boarding schools, the true origins of Wicca, and that Transatlantic accent you hear in old-timey movies.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-11-1843 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast42. Kicking Our Own Asses: How We Keep Ourselves AccountableIn which Carlye and guest co-host Janene Biggs discuss how we stay accountable and (hopefully!) stay productive with our writing habits. Digressions include hot delivery guys, the overlap between the NaNoWriMo and prepper communities, and butt stuff.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-11-1138 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast41. Trailer Park Murder Cletus: Movies That Legit Scared UsIn which the gals discuss movies that scared the crap out of them. Maybe that’s why toilet humor and horror tops their list of digressions for the week. Other digressions include time travel, creepypastas, reboots, and more!
Spoilers for The Visit in this episode.
Also, we apologize for the lateness of this Halloween themed episode. PG&E turned off the power in our area because they’re too irresponsible not to be regulated.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast40. Sexy Azz Ghosts: Campy Horror Movies We LoveIn which the gals discuss their favorite campy horror movies. Digressions include reboot hatred, old-school health class videos, grainy 70s daylight and much much more!
Possible spoilers for Slice in this episode.
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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing2019-10-2247 min
The Procrastination Planet Podcast3.2 REMASTERED: Our Literary Crushes EpisodeIn which the gals take a leave of absence because of their crazy schedules (not to worry, you'll have fresh content next week!). They also learn some humility on account of how rough their mic technique was when they first started podcasting.
This remastered episode still covers the crushes the gals have had on various literary characters, but cuts out some of the filler and hopefully fixes some of the sound wonk. Digressions include sex robots, banning books, and our first mention of Big Nasty.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: The gals get a little trashy.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast39. Vampire Loincloths and Failed Southern Ladies: Funny Books We LoveIn which the gals discuss some of the funny books that make them laugh. It’s by no means an exhaustive list, so there may be sequels in the works. Digressions include imposter syndrome, Florida things, the Seattle Freeze, and 1950s lady hygiene.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast38. Little Tongan on the Prairie: How We Get InspiredIn which the gals talk about what inspired their writing in the past, and what inspires their writing in the present. Digressions include old school beauty books, frontier dream cabins, teacher memories, and the poseur phase everyone goes through when they’re young (or perhaps the gals are projecting?).
Background noise alert: The podcast pups really (really really really!) wanted to be let into the studio.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast37. It's Not Slander if It's True: Authors Behaving BadlyIn which the gals dig up old dirt and discuss the bad behavior of authors both online and in real life. Digressions include bathroom matches, bitches’ front porches, and Sabrina’s battle with a trademark troll.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast36. Serial Killers and Space Lumber: The Revision ProcessIn which the gals discuss how they take their books from hot-mess first drafts to bestseller gold! Digressions include uncomfortable name spellings, WebMD rabbit holes, and the infinite wrongness of Neopolitan ice cream. Also revision is like remodelling a home. Find out why in this episode!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast35. Disco and Desert Living: Creating Believable CharactersIn which the gals discuss what it takes for fictional characters to be believable and compelling. They touch on why universality and ethnicity aren’t mutually exclusive (i.e., diversity shouldn’t equal niche), adding depth, and finding the quirks in the ordinary. Digressions include being spoiled, complaint letters, and Saturday Night Fever.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast34. Drug Mule Spreadsheets and the Satanic Panic: Thoughts on the Writing ProcessIn which the gals discuss their writing processes such as where they derive inspiration, outlining vs. pantsing, and the merits of typing vs. longhand. Digressions include Pinterest fails, silver foxes, and the hazards of old shag carpet.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast33. P.S. You Still Ain't Sh*t!: Books We'd RewriteIn which the gals discuss popular books they would rewrite, because they clearly know better than those who’ve made the bestseller list. Digressions include slut-shaming Odysseus, crafting with books, and Sabrina’s beef with Marie Kondo.
Spoilers for Before I Go to Sleep around the 14:00-16:20 marks.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: The gals get a little trashy once more.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast32. There's Always a Portal: Film Adaptions We'd Like to SeeIn which the gals discuss which books they’d like to see on the big screen. This week’s digressions include serial killer freezers, sticky dance floors, Laurel Canyon cokeheads, and the torch Carlye still carries for her high-school heartthrob Scott Bakula.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast31. Let Go and Let Glitter: Giving and Taking CritcismIn which the gals talk about the worst part about being a writer: criticism. They discuss how to give a critique, how to take criticism, and also how NOT to do either of those things. Digressions include dunking on academic writing, the benefits of writing AT people, and why you should never mean-girl a YA writer.
Sabrina shouts out our friend Special, a podcaster and creative who shouts us out on the regular. Check out her out at specialsays.com and at docupod.co!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast30. We're Totally Not Creeps: Authors We'd Have for BrunchIn which the gals blatantly pander to some of their favorite authors by namechecking the ones they'd like to hang out with in real life. Off-topic digressions this week include true crime, catfishing silver foxes, and dunking on grammar snobs.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: Maybe?
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast29. Speaking Tall, Writing Thin: Diversity in FictionIn which the gals discuss—you guessed it—diversity in fiction. They talk about the importance of diversity, reasons behind its lack in mainstream media, and tips on writing more inclusive fiction. This weeks digressions include bad eyebrows, being crazy for Swayze, Twitter beef with JJ Walker, and Sabrina’s feelings regarding Disney’s Moana.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: Maybe?
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast28. The Tea on Miss Marple: Favorite Fictional SidekicksIn which the gals discuss their favorite fictional sidekicks. Among other topics discussed are perfume shaming, marrying serial killers, and men who hit the wall before age 30.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast27. When the Muse Hates Your Guts: The Writer's Block EpisodeIn which the gals delve into the dreaded writer's block. They explore different theories as to its existence, discuss various causes, and offer up ways to deal with it. Other topics discussed are weird flexes, nighttime driving songs, Pink Flamingos (not for the squeamish), and much much more!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast26. Working for the Weekend: The Day Jobs of Procrastination PlanetIn which the gals discuss the day jobs they've held in order to subsidize their writing careers. Among the other topics discussed: unicorn hair, accidental toilet selfies, and why Carlye is the foul-mouthed broad she is today.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast25. REMASTERED Food Fight 3: The SnackeningQuick note: Due to some audio wonk, this track needed remastering. Our apologies for the glitches the first time.
In which the gals indulge their ASMR constituents and stuff their faces once more. Topics discussed include gold diggers, redneck pets, and the clickbait reason behind Carlye's fried chicken cravings.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: Trashiness abounds in this episode.
MISOPHONIA WARNING: It's another food episode. You know the drill.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast24. We All Have Our Sh*t: The Insecurity EpisodeIn which the gals share their insecurities--both personal and professional--so their listeners can rest easy knowing they're not alone with their struggles. Also discussed: booty shorts, prayer candles, and using mindfulness to deal with said insecurities.
Annoying obligatory disclaimer: Carlye is not an expert on mindfulness. She's just a gal who figured out what helps her and wants to share her journey with others.
TW: Body image struggles are discussed in this episode.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast23. Humblebragging with Moll Flanders: The Baddest Broads in FictionIn which the gals discuss their favorite female characters of all time. Other topics include blood spells, comparing term papers to bridesmaid dresses, and much-neglected Big Nasty fangirling. Also, Macbeth and Showgirls are not so different. Find out why in this episode!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast22. Rainy Days and Trucker Pills: The Imaginary Novel Soundtracks of Procrastination PlanetIn which the gals discuss the songs that inspire their writing process as well as the soundtracks they've curated in the event someone buys the rights to their past projects. Digressions include nostalgia, snobbery, and why Carlye will forever have a hate-on for Rod Stewart.
Bonus Fitness Hack: Petey Pablo's "Freek-A-Leek" is a serviceable substitute for athletic training. Find out why in this episode!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast21. The Murder of Joe Orton: Our Literary True Crime EpisodeIn which the gals take a true crime detour of the literary variety. This week's episode covers the life, work, and murder of English playwright and LGBT+ icon Joe Orton.
Also discussed: Alabama hurt feelings, hipster correspondence, and how being a screenwriter is like dating a f*uckboy.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast20. Writing Advice That Doesn't SuckIn which the gals stop being evil jellyfish and discuss writing advice they've found useful over the years. Also discussed: revenge fic, rectalcranectomies, the dangers of taking Carlye's parking spot, and much much more!
Sabrina's getting over a sinus infection, so "you've got to be kind" as Kurt Vonnegut once said.
John Wick 3 spoilers from 36:50-38:15
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast19. Food Fight 2: Our Feelings Are Delicious!ASMR lovers rejoice! The gals are back with more snacks to eat and more trash to talk. This week they discuss vegan pork rinds, plastic surgery, and how weddings are stupid because Idris Elba is off the market.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: The gals get trashy again (Rule 34 is also a topic). You know the drill.
MISOPHONIA WARNING: It's a food episode. There will be noises.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast18. Knocked a Robot Up: The Problematic Faves EpisodeAlternative title: F*ck You, Mickey Rooney! In which the gals discuss the problematic moments in movies they love and wonder if saxophone music was a stand-in for consent in the 80s. Also discussed: gray sweatpants, who Andie should have picked in Pretty in Pink, the care and maintenance of skin suits, and much much more!
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: The gals get trashy again, so they're slapping a label on it.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast17. #selfcare: Books and Movies That Cheer Us UpIn which the gals reveal the books they read and movies they watch whenever they have the sads.
Also discussed: tech bro hate, teak bathtubs, and Hercules being low-key Polynesian.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast16. Slut-Shaming Lestat: The Dirty Books We Read as TeensIn which the gals talk about the dirty, cracked-spined books they sneak-read as tweens and teens and the bad ideas they got about sex as a result. Also discussed: hipster pistachios, cancelled celebs, and whether or not vampires need lube. The gals' collective ADHD is in full effect as usual.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING: We get a little bluer than usual in this episode. Maybe a lot depending on your threshold.
MISOPHONIA WARNING: The gals were hangry while recording. You've been warned.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast15. Garbage Doesn't Win: The Banned Books EpisodeIn which the gals discuss--you guessed it!--banned books. Carlye gets in her feelings, Sabrina becomes a wolf, and both gals agree that it's okay to eat turkeys because they're stupid. This episode's an emotional ride, so buckle in, grab some tissues, and eat a pint of self-care ice cream!
Content warning: Since we are discussing books that deal with sensitive issues in this episode, those who are dealing with trauma related to abuse, rape, or suicide might want to brace themselves or sit this one out. Take care of yourself however you feel is right for you.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast14. The Body Swap Episode: Characters We HateIn which the gals become evil jellyfish once again and drag more fictional characters they hate. They also discuss ugly bonnets, blood on the carpet, boxing leprechauns, and why nobody needs to watch Dexter after season 5. Also, they try to make the #secretbroodies hashtag happen.
Mild Girl on the Train spoilers between the 19:46 and 21:05 marks.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast13. Delusions of Maria Callas: The Procrastination Tactics of Sabrina and CarlyeIn which the gals talk about the things they do when they should be writing. Topics include video games, eyebrow karma, hillbilly hooves, and how life's too short for hooker heels. Also, obligatory fangirling over Big Nasty, because we wouldn't be Procrastination Planet otherwise.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast12. One Weird Trick: Crystals, Snake Oil, and Other WooIn which the gals think of get rich quick schemes to separate the wealthy from their money. Among the topics discussed are steamed clams, conspiracy theories, and why antivaxxers should be on trial for manslaughter. Also, Sabrina might be secretly sponsored by Big Healing Crystal, so why isn't she sharing the proceeds with Carlye?
OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: We're not giving medical advice, just steering you away from dumb things that can harm your body and wallet.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast11. Confessions and Catharsis: Books We Didn't FinishIn which the gals discuss the books they didn't finish reading. Topics include weird reasons they quit reading, James Joyce's fart fetish, and the fun of a blind-item roman a clef novel. Also, don't try to steal Lestat from Sabrina or she'll cut you!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast10. Fictional Villains: or Yet Another Friendship TestAs the title states, the gals discuss their favorite fictional villains. This episode proves to be another friendship test as Carlye reveals more shocking revelations and Sabrina yells at her for living under a rock. They also discuss Sharon Stone's Casino wardrobe, Carlye's ongoing obsession with Goodfellas, and how horrible it is when gross people have talent.
Mild Black Panther spoilers between the 12:10-13:48 marks.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast9. Sonny Corleone's Mixtape: Film Adaptions and WhatnotSabrina and Carlye talk about film adaptions of various books, trademark yoga for your larynx, and debate the merits of Godfather Part 3 (assuming the film actually exists). Also Carlye reveals a shocking secret. It's a literary secret, but we're working a clickbait angle here.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast8. Food Fight: The Official Snacks of Procrastination PlanetIn which the gals question their friendship, because snacking is serious business. Sabrina dictates the rules of snacking and Carlye maybe gets disqualified from her snacking status. The gals also discuss how to get a six-pack from a corn syrup and pizza diet, and they rant about agribusiness, food-shaming, and impossible beauty standards.
Content Warning: Food noises abound. However, if you're into ASMR, you're welcome!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast7. #WriterProblemsIn which the gals discuss the challenges they face while writing. You may or may not get some real advice here, but at least you'll feel less alone as you navigate your own problems as a writer. Also discussed: murdering your darlings in the face, the problematic things you'll find in a John Hughes movie, and Sabrina trademarking random things.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast6. Worst Literary Boyfriends EverCarlye and Sabrina persevere in the face of cold and flu season by dragging literary f*ckboys from the past, present, and future.
The gals also discuss punchable celebrity faces, give foul-mouthed lessons about ancient Greece, and theorize why "taking a break" is just a lazy way of breaking up.
Spoilers for Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl between the 48:45 and 50:00 marks. Spoilers for The Wife between 50:25 and 55:20.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast5. Throw Some Cake Over It: The Unfinished Projects of Procrastination PlanetWe couldn't put the "procrastination" in Procrastination Planet if we didn't have some unfinished projects under our belt. We also talk about 80s kid stuff, Danielle Steel's epic desk, and just how easy it would be to get Sabrina to join your cult. Also, Carlye misspeaks and accidentally says education costs less than a Netflix subscription. She meant so say "more" but can't edit verbal typos.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast4. Bad Writing AdviceJust like it says on the label! Carlye and Sabrina talk trash about the worst writing advice they've heard and received over the years. Buckle up and learn how NOT to write a story this week!
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast3. Don't Marry Holograms, but Literary Crushes OkayIn which Sabrina and Carlye discuss the many crushes they've had on men in various books.
Mature content warning: Some of our tangents have made this episode a little bluer than originally intended. We're keeping the blue parts, though, because they're fire. Listener discretion advised.
Here's a link to the Rainbow Rowell censorship fiasco as well as her quote we couldn't get right: http://the-toast.net/2013/09/17/chat-rainbow-rowell-love-censorship/
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast2. Tropes We LoveTo show that they're not completely hateful jellyfish, Sabrina and Carlye wax semi-poetic about the fictional tropes they enjoy. Also, Carlye tries to beatbox and it doesn't go well.
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The Procrastination Planet Podcast1. Tropes We HateSabrina and Carlye spend their inaugural episode dragging fictional tropes they can't stand. Trigger warning for brief discussion about rape between the 36:50 and 39:53 marks.
Content warning: This is not a kid-friendly podcast, just FYI.
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