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pyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #216Technical Support Monkey’s brother has returned from Mexico empty-handed, and it turns out that Chimpette never did give him the list of Zamo’s deadbeat cousins with outstanding debts for him to collect for Iggy.
On the plus side, he and Zamo come up with a plausible reason to build a giant flat-topped Aztec pyramid right here in the Cow Named Chan Valley… if only the local mayor would listen to reason and approve the project.
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2021-06-1408 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #215No show last week due to Zamo needing to shun Technical Support Monkey for her impudence in trying to blame the Sun God for her curtains catching fire (after Iggy was done whipping her with her own iPhone charger cable, of course).
In other news, Technical Support Monkey’s sudden interest in jazz might lead to Zamo being able to squeeze a higher “matchmaker fee” out of Jeff from Ojai, and Chimpette has acquired a new redheaded Barbie that Zamo found sitting in Squeaky Simon Man-Barbie’s lap… but Technical Support Monkey insists that doesn’t actually mean anything.
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pyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #214Millie’s all moved in with Mr. Hydell and refusing to let Zamo steal Mr. Hydell’s gold and silver coins, er: help her organize.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Technical Support Monkey is learning to salsa dance, but refuses to listen to Iggy’s helpful dance instructions… as if YouTube dance tutorials are a better authority than Zamo.
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2021-05-2410 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #213There’s a census in stupid frozen Canada this week and Zamo’s up in arms about not being counted when neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey will let Iggy fill out their census forms for them.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey just can’t seem to show any gratitude for the way Zamo improved her wardrobe by disposing of the clothes Jeff from Ojai doesn’t approve of.
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2021-05-1711 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #212Millie is packing up and getting ready to start shacking up with Mr. Hydell and Zamo wants Georgie and Pierre to move into Millie’s old tiny house, leaving the main house all to Zamo.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey insists her growing collection of Barbies is for a work project. She also insists she doesn’t have a Squeaky Simon man-Barbie doll—despite all evidence to the contrary.
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2021-05-0311 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #211This week, having had it with the humans not taking any action to move to Los Angeles so Iggy can live happily ever after in the sun, Zamo starts sending out Georgie’s resume to every LA job posting Ig can find. Sadly, the Taco Bell on South La Brea doesn’t seem too interested in Georgie’s skills.
Meanwhile, Technical Support Monkey seems to finally be wising up and is even learning Spanish… unfortunately, she keeps relying on dubious sources like Google Translate and her Spanish-English dictionary instead of trusting in Zamo’s tutelage. Bad monkey!
2021-04-2611 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #210It turns out that Jeff from Ojai has a thing for cheerleaders, so in the interests of squeezing him for a higher ‘matchmaker fee’ Zamo sets about finding a nice green cheerleader costume for Technical Support Monkey.
Along the way, Zamo discovers that ‘the least cheerful chimp Iguana ever met,’ Georgie, was a cheerleader and, for reasons Zamo can’t fathom, Pierre really really really wants to see Georgie in her old high school cheerleader uniform.
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2021-04-1916 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #209In light of the week’s rain, Zamo hassles the humans about what steps they’re taking to fix the weather. Unfortunately, the answer is not a damn thing.
Worse, Technical Support Monkey is caught red-handed working on some other podcast in direct contravention of the non-compete clause in the employment agreement that Chimpette insists she never signed.
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2021-04-1111 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #208No show last week because the chimps needed shunning and nose-thwacking on account of the rain. Also because Technical Support Monkey refuses to borrow her brother’s AR-15 and shoot Ig a bear fur blanket because she’s lazy, just like her whole damn clan.
Unfortunately, Chimpette isn’t lazy when it comes to making annoying noise, and refuses to listen to Zamo’s suggestion to learn to play cello instead.
In other news, Mr. Hydell and Millie went to visit the ocean (or as Zamo calls it, the whales’ toilet) in Tofino, and Zamo’s snooping leads to the unfortunate...
2021-04-0416 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #207Zamo spends St. Patrick’s Day heckling Technical Support Monkey as she watches some dumb chimp concert on YouTube that she keeps insisting isn’t Duran Duran.
Along the way, Zamo learns about the Breeding Season Orange Men of Ireland, who Iggy supposes will make for a back-up plan for marrying off Chimpette if she fails to homewreck a rich man monkey or if Zamo fails to sell her to Jeff from Ojai.
Furthermore, Zamo rebukes Chimpette for ‘playing the flute’ all around town.
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2021-03-2215 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #206It’s starting to get sunnier, but still remains cold, which Zamo interprets as a sign that the Sun God is still displeased with the local humans and Aztec-style sacrifices are in order to change that and bring on the heat.
Sadly, neither of the mayors Ig phones seem willing to listen to reason. Nor will Pierre incorporate an Aztec priest into his latest public art commission to show the locals how it’s done.
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2021-03-1410 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #205Technical Support Monkey’s squirrel infestation continues, yet she and her dad still refuse to pay Zamo the low, low price of $600 to have Zamo’s frog slave Hoppy catch and remove the squirrel.
Chimpette is even so petty as to complain about how the price would have only been $500 two weeks ago, but she clearly has no understanding of how overhead such as Zamo’s administrative fees impact pricing.
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2021-03-0709 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #204Technical Support Monkey has managed to avoid a bunch of unnecessary expenses, including university tuition and exterminator fees, but instead of sharing that money with Zamo, she’s keeping it like the selfish chimp bitch she is.
In other news, none of the chimps will comply with Zamo’s demands that they get the sun tattooed on their foreheads, although it turns out Millie already has a sun tattoo somewhere else.
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2021-02-2810 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #203The Lord hath punished Technical Support Monkey with a squirrel infestation in her attic, and it’s going to cost her $500 to solve the problem.
Unfortunately, Chimpette is insisting on paying that money to an exterminator instead of paying Zamo to catch the squirrels and scramble their brains to create a Zombified Squirrel Army.
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2021-02-2208 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #202The chimps have yet again offended the Sun God, leading to several inches of snow and some severe nose-thwackings with rolled up newspapers as Zamo doles out divine retribution on behalf of the Sun God.
Except for Technical Support Monkey, who refuses to come over to Georgie’s house to get her punishment, even when Zamo insists her favourite rock stars are visiting at Georgie’s house and desperate to “make sweet monkey love” to Chimpette.
In other news, it’s Valentine’s Day and unfortunately Georgie and Pierre refuse to take their “sweet monkey love” to a sleazy motel instead.
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2021-02-1511 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #201Inspired by an old British archeology show, Zamo tries to get Technical Support Monkey to start digging for Roman coins in her garden and in the park across the street, but apparently the Romans were smart enough to stay far away from Canada.
Or maybe Chimpette’s just lazy and doesn’t want to dig.
In other news, it seems Millie has been providing Mr. Hydell with more than just her usual housekeeping services.
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2021-02-0610 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #200This week is the 200th episode of the show, but Zamo’s not celebrating, what with the cold temperatures and the only flowers to be found being inedible and poisonous ones like hellebores. Which for some reason inspire Technical Support Monkey to write quasi-competent poetry (but which would be so much better if it washout tasty treats like roses).
In other news, Chimpette’s brother is stuck in Mexico till May, so all of Zamo’s deadbeat distant cousins better pay up as Iggy’s gonna give him a list of outstanding debts to collect. Also, Jeff from Ojai would very muc...
2021-01-3011 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #199It’s been a quiet week for Zamo back at Georgie’s house with Ig’s TV privileges once again suspended… or it was until Iggy crashed one of the Zoom meetings Pierre has been having for his “government cheese job” and demands the premier give Zamo a million bucks… or at least publicly condemns Georgie’s unjust TV rules.
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2021-01-2310 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #198This week, Zamo and Technical Support Monkey argue about Chimpette’s incessant playing of annoying 80s pop and that “song about an elevator or whatever” which Chimpette insists is some Bonobo dude instead of “Squeaky Simon” from Duran Duran getting his monkey bits caught in his zipper, but she’s not fooling Iggy, no matter how much photographic “evidence” she waves in Zamo’s face.
If that wasn’t bad enough, it turns out Technical Support Monkey’s brother has escaped to sun and fun in Mexico without taking Zamo with him.
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2021-01-1713 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #197It’s been a while, but between Zamo’s mom’s incessant phone calls and the need to ensure Technical Support Monkey has a worthwhile New Year’s resolution (i.e., doing Iggy’s bidding more), Zamo figured it was time to start the show again.
In the meantime, there’s been lots of incidents of having to shun Technical Support Monkey for lying and for allowing/inciting her neighbours to remove the big maple tree Iggy used for spying on Chimpette. Also Georgie inflicts her talentless art friend on Zamo on yet another trip to Vancouver and Technical Support Monkey refus...
2021-01-1018 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #196Well, it’s July and it’s finally getting somewhat warm. Zamo’s been holed up at Technical Support Monkey’s house in the hopes of seeing her fall down the stairs again (or more realistically, getting to finish reading Chimpette’s diary).
Along the way Iggy tries to suggest some pen names for Chimpette’s new book project (with help from Jeff from Ojai) and also tries to get Chimpette to avoid both skin cancer and that commie lung AIDS thing that all the humans have been getting infected with lately.
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2020-07-1816 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #195It’s been an entertaining couple weeks, starting with Zamo interrupting the shunning of Technical Support Monkey to tag along to Vancouver in the hopes of getting to “help” with a dental appointment and culminating in Technical Support Monkey falling down the stairs.
In between, Zamo fights with Georgie about Georgie’s ongoing laziness, hangs out with the new tenant/maid, Millie (who has an unfortunate affinity for the damn CBC Radio), and gets to see a crow get electrocuted on the power lines, which leads to an unfortunate disruption of Iggy’s scheduled naps.
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2020-06-2919 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #194In theory it’s June, but Zamo has seen little evidence of the sun, so probably the humans are lying once again… just like when Technical Support Monkey spews a bunch of crap about solar cycles as if the cool temperatures have nothing to do with her continuing to offend the Sun God.
Worse, Chimpette ignores not only Zamo’s helpful suggestions to improve her sewing, but Jeff from Ojai and Mr. Hydell’s as well.
But even that pales in comparison when Zamo discovers Chimpette has friends in the sunny promised land of Los Angeles yet refuses to take Zamo the...
2020-06-1416 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #193After a long hiatus which must surely be the humans’ fault (as everything always is), Zamo is back… and sorely disappointed in Technical Support Monkey’s refusal to drop dead of corona AIDS like CNN promised all the humans would.
In other news, Zamo called upon the Ooga Booga Woo Woo guides to cure Chimpette’s cancer that she insists she never had, and Georgie’s ongoing negative influence has led Technical Support Monkey to start painting again… but not anything good like portraits of Zamo.
Even worse, Technical Support Monkey refuses to go down to the local Best Buy to fetch a f...
2020-05-3120 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #192After a failed bid to set up Technical Support Monkey with one of the local Hell’s Angels (hey, what’s more ‘outdoorsy’ and ‘bad boy’ than a Hell’s Angel?), Zamo phones up a variety of local tennis clubs and golf courses to inquire about the number of wealthy eligible man monkeys to sell, er, marry off Technical Support Monkey to. Sadly, none of their dress codes seem to allow for Chimpette to wander aimlessly in hooker heels, a tube top, and booty shorts… whether Chimpette wants to dress like that or not is another matter, of course.
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2019-07-2219 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #191Technical Support Monkey continues to defy Zamo’s color preferences by working on a red quilt and worse, Zamo can’t narc on her to Whatsisface Guitar Dude now that he and Technical Support Monkey are done.
The silver lining is Zamo can now go back to trying to sell her to a Californian with an orange tree, but Technical Support Monkey has her own ideas of how to find a man monkey by taking up golf… despite Zamo’s warnings about the dire consequences of being thought to be a ‘lady golfer.’
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2019-06-2316 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #190It’s been a while since there was a show since Zamo needed to keep shunning Technical Support Monkey for getting all uppity and dyeing her hair red and other crimes against Iguanadom.
Since the last show, some uppity gecko type lizard at the Butchart Gardens dared tell Zamo to go back to Mexico, which Zamo took offense to since anyone with a half a brain can tell Zamo is actually from God’s country, Colombia. Even worse, Zamo had to spend time in Victoria for Easter and then some embroidery whatever thingy with Technical Support Monkey, and while there, some...
2019-06-1018 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #189It’s April and it’s raining and it’s all Technical Support Monkey’s fault for being as lazy as her supposed Viking cruise ship ancestors, but at least Zamo got to tailwhip her on St. Patrick’s Day for not being green.
Also, Chimpette lies to Zamo about her roses supposedly being poisonous and she refuses to accept that there are stinky and/or fiery consequences for her lies.
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2019-04-1619 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #188The snow has finally melted and spring is nearly upon us and Technical Support Monkey has been successfully bullied into growing some berries for Zamo. Furthermore, Zamo and Chimpette have figured out a way to work together when Ig gets dragged down to go shopping, all of which could be avoided if only Chimpette would make Whatsisface Guitar Dude fetch her stupid flowerpots instead.
In other news, Georgie can’t take the shunning hint, and Georgie and Pierre are moving to the Cow Named Chan Valley, much to Zamo’s dismay.
And Technical Support Monkey lets it slip that Georgie migh...
2019-03-1820 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #187No show for the last few weeks as Zamo has been on strike due to the snowstorms which have been sent by an angry god to punish Technical Support Monkey for watching YouTube videos on Mount Everest, even though Chimpette insists she didn’t start watching until after the snow started.
In other news, Mr. Hydell insisted on watching football when Iggy wanted to watch crocodiles eating zebras.
Chimps, man… but at least Technical Support Monkey was finally forced to admit Zamo was right about her terrible paint color choices, at least in terms of the red studio paint.
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2019-02-1214 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #186The battle over color choices for Technical Support Monkey’s house rages on, with Chimpette refusing to believe it when Zamo tells her God wants her to paint the bathroom green. At least she chose a nice blingy gold light fixture worthy of Trump Tower which Zamo approves of.
In other news, it turns out Mr. Hydell has bought a place down the street and he comes over and describes Technical Support Monkey’s color choices as “a Mexican whorehouse.” Based on that, Zamo figures Chimpette’s garish colors are intended to make Whatsisface Guitar Dude feel at home.
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2019-01-1418 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #185It’s a new year, but the same old crap as Zamo gets stymied by Technical Support Monkey when Iggy tries to claim the upstairs storage spaces in the name of Iguanadom for a secret upstairs lab in which to experiment on squirrels.
And whatever mental or visual disease that causes Georgie to have such bad taste has clearly spread to Technical Support Monkey, who buys a red chaise and insists on painting things not green.
In other news, Zamo gave Robo Iggy the gift of dignity for Christmas and Chimpette is none too pleased with Robo Iggy’s new Chri...
2019-01-0716 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #184Right after going back down to Georgie’s house for Christmas, poor Zamo gets to experience life in a third world shithole thanks to the big power outage caused by a windstorm… which of course would never have happened if Technical Support Monkey had obeyed Iggy and married the guy with the orange tree in his backyard down in Ojai and taken Ig with her.
Even worse than the lack of TV was Georgie and Pierre’s tuneless ukelele and sleighbell Christmas campfire singalong by the fireplace.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey has rats and doesn’t appreciate Zamo’s rat Holo...
2018-12-2920 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #183Zamo’s back after a few weeks of no shows due to the bad weather that is surely Technical Support Monkey’s fault, despite Chimpette’s denials and refusals to right the wrong by moving to the Los Angeles area.
In other news, Chimpette now has her house but won’t listen to Zamo’s helpful color suggestions. She also has a defective cubbyhole desk that’s devoid of secret money compartments for Iggy to pilfer.
Also, Pierre and Georgie pop by for a visit. Pierre has found a job, but sadly has not found his way to be with the other fi...
2018-12-1515 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #182Well, it turns out Pierre isn’t a figment of Georgie’s tortured imagination, as he shows up to visit and insists he isn’t just lost en route to Tofino, despite Zamo’s assumptions.
Needless to say, Technical Support Monkey swoops in to take Zamo up to the Cow Named Chan Valley for a month-long visit so Georgie and Pierre can have some unsupervised alone time.
In other news, Zamo and Chimpette argue about her Chinese wallpaper, whether or not Chimpette’s new animatronic robot iguana Christmas doll is offensive, and what color to paint the spare room.
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2018-11-2015 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #181Zamo’s been back at Georgie’s house for a couple weeks and it’s starting to piss Ig off, especially the part where Georgie won’t relinquish the sofa or remote control and keeps trying to get Zamo to have a bath and won’t share any of the Hallowe’en candy.
In other news, Zamo crashes Technical Support Monkey’s house inspection, which fails the all-important International Iguanas’ Union code 714-3 mandating a solarium, but neither the house inspector nor Chimpette seem to recognize the importance of that code.
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2018-11-0614 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #180Technical Support Monkey finally buys a house, albeit one Zamo would consider a fixer due to the lack of strawberries in the backyard and green paint inside.
In any case, Zamo heads back down to Georgie’s place and is sick of Georgie’s incessant yapping long before they get home.
Plus, Technical Support Monkey doesn’t understand the importance of sharing. Or of buying a pink shotgun to protect Iggy from the owl that shrieked outside the window or the sea lions. Or of marrying one of the many eligible bachelors Zamo has found for her in various Southern Califo...
2018-10-2219 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #179Three weeks since the show and Technical Support Monkey has failed to buy two houses, despite Zamo’s attempt at getting a little divine intervention on her behalf.
In other news, Chimpette finally obeys Iggy’s orders and stands up to her old man. She also gets an idea to make some whatevers out of whatevers from the thrift store… Zamo’s not sure because Ig was trying to nap at the time, but has already called dibs on 50% of the profits.
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2018-10-1617 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #178Zamo’s back this week to complain about the ongoing house hunt with Technical Support Monkey and having the misfortune to bump into Georgie’s doofus ex Wilhelm, who claims to have gotten a job teaching high school English. Zamo’s pretty sure he actually works in the cafeteria cleaning the deep fryer, which seems more suited to Wilhelm’s questionable skills.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey doesn’t understand that pies are supposed to be sweet and won’t listen to Iggy’s feedback.
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2018-09-2417 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #177Technical Support Monkey is starting to really piss Zamo with her ongoing chimpiness like her refusal to crash a wedding to get advice on catching a man monkey or make Iggy a second quilt or buy a decent house so Iggy can stop having to supervise her 24/7 or moving to a more favorable climate where Zamo won’t have to wear a sweater or how she doesn’t want Zamo to eat her deck container flowers.
Zamo and Chimpette also argue about whether the warring drug cartels in Colombia were an actual problem.
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2018-09-0416 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #176There was no show last week due to Technical Support Monkey and her busted hip woo woo injury, which Zamo figures she was faking in order to spend several days moping in her room.
While Chimpette was laid up in bed, Zamo argues with her dad about the mistreatments and indignities Zamo suffered, but Chimpette’s old man doesn’t seem overly bothered by his spawn’s misdeeds.
In happier news, a visit to some tourist trap mansion in Victoria gives Zamo some ideas about making Technical Support Monkey wear a servant’s uniform, but Chimpette ain’t having it.
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2018-08-2715 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #175This week Zamo and Technical Support Monkey butt heads over some stupid rocks for a fountain and Chimpette’s ongoing refusal to move to Los Angeles. Later, Zamo’s scheme to get revenge on Technical Support Monkey and scam $50 out of Whatsisface Guitar Dude via a horde of “filthy photos” backfires.
Plus: A close call with a nearby brushfire gives Zamo an opportunity to claim another miracle to impress the frog disciples.
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2018-08-1318 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #174This week Technical Support Monkey drags Zamo to a local auction house but refuses to buy Iggy anything Ig likes. Chimpette is promptly punished by God for her chimpiness via a busted irrigation system, but refuses to repent.
In other news, Zamo blackmails Technical Support Monkey with some photos showcasing her housekeeping skills… or lack thereof… and Georgie pops by with a bunch of crappy endive Zamo doesn’t want.
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2018-08-0717 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #173Well, the global warming finally came to the Cow Named Chan Valley, and Zamo is loathe to question the Sun God’s judgement but perhaps there’s a little bit too much of it. (Not that Iggy will ever admit that to Technical Support Monkey, of course.)
In other news, Technical Support Monkey almost bought a house close to the Shawnigan Lake Monster, and Zamo keeps bugging her to be a team player and marry Jeff from Ojai on account of his backyard orange tree. Chimpette, however, has other ideas for backyard gardening.
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2018-07-3017 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #172Zamo’s back after a couple weeks off due to being busy yelling at Technical Support Monkey for her ongoing chimpiness, such as making Iggy sleep on the sofa when her brother came to visit and dragging Iggy to Long Beach and splashing Zamo with ocean water despite Zamo’s objections.
Zamo and Technical Support Monkey also argue about dirty hippies from Quebec, Tofino tourist tchotchkes, and whether or not it’s Chimpette’s business that Iggy’s trying to marry her off to some random dude in California.
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2018-07-2118 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #171Zamo’s had another week wasted by Technical Support Monkey dragging her ass on the house hunting front after Chimpette let the solarium house slip through her hands. Instead, Chimpette is busy making noise with her bass and not letting Zamo buy any knives when they go antiquing.
On the upside, at least Zamo has a lead on a divorced dude monkey in California who owns a house with an orange tree in the backyard who Iggy can try to marry Chimpette off to (whether she likes it or not).
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2018-07-0319 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #170Technical Support Monkey’s dad backed out of helping her buy a really nice house and Chimpette wouldn’t stop crying, leaving Zamo to try to figure out how to make it stop without access to the chocolate cure Mr. Hydell told Ig about. It falls to a reluctant Whatsisface Guitar Dude to fix Chimpette through the power of “uh huh.”
In other news, Zamo vows to be nice to Chimpette for a while to avoid more crying, and they argue about who really killed Kate Spade, and whether or not there are mountain lions in LA.
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2018-06-2623 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #169Zamo’s getting frustrated with the lack of progress on Technical Support Monkey’s house search, which Chimpette has been slacking about this week. She’s also been all mopey, which is interfering with Zamo’s berry picking, so Iggy decides to invoke the Ooga Booga Woo Woo Guides to heal Chimpette’s broken woo woos.
Technical Support Monkey’s also been up to no good, dyeing things pink and red and purple despite Iguana’s stern warnings.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey and Zamo argue about the nature of God, and Chimpette gets all defensive when Zamo questions her cleaning h...
2018-06-1919 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #168Technical Support Monkey’s real estate search is heating up… sorta… as far as crappy houses barely fit for human occupation, let alone iguanid visitation, go.
Zamo tries yet again to solve Chimpette’s real estate woes with a clever plan to acquire a big house in Ojai for free, but Chimpette won’t listen to reason.
In other news, Georgie’s getting rather insistent that her imaginary boyfriend is actually real, but Zamo’s network of spies has seen no evidence to back Georgie’s claims.
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2018-06-1220 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #167Technical Support Monkey’s searching for a house of her own where she can be close to the local lake monster and Sasquatches… plus the wolves, mountain lions, eagles, bears, and other things that kill you dead, so Zamo is sticking around to supervise the house search and try some last minute convincing her to move to Los Angeles instead.
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2018-06-0420 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #166Georgie’s off to another dumb art show, this time in Chicago, so Zamo’s been sent up to visit Technical Support Monkey yet again. While there, Iggy tries to sell Chimpette on the merits of tropical living, explains the real meaning of Chimpette’s pink flamingos, and Chimpette drags Iggy to an open house in the land of the local lake monster.
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2018-05-2118 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #165Technical Support Monkey interrupts Zamo’s efforts to install hidden cameras for ‘Project Georgie Surveillance’ to drag poor Iggy to a local quilt show, where Zamo gives constructive criticism to Chimpette’s friend so next time her quilt will win a ribbon.
Zamo also tries to give Technical Support Monkey a free Spanish lesson so she’ll consider moving to sunny Mexico instead of some white trash town in the Maritimes that gets buried under 5 feet of snow every winter.
Needless to say, Iggy’s efforts to be helpful go unrewarded.
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2018-05-1421 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #164Zamo Skypes in to yell at Technical Support Monkey over the weekend’s rain and is horrified to see Chimpette’s found a spinning wheel and refuses to admit it will turn her into a spinster.
Zamo also goes to Costco with Georgie and can’t get no satisfaction on the giant TV or new mattress front. Even worse, Georgie won’t let Iggy go wreck havoc in the ‘salad bar’ (read: garden centre) because she’s too cheap to pay for the destruction.
In other news, Georgie seems to be claiming to have a secret boyfriend who visits when Zamo’s out of...
2018-04-3016 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #163Technical Support Monkey has turned her room into ‘boat ho at a rock show’ between the posters and the noisy amps and guitars and the loud songs she’s recording during Zamo’s naptimes that have nothing to do with worshipping the sun.
Even worse, she drags Zamo to yet another quilting get together. At least there all but one of the other chimp quilters agrees with Zamo that Technical Support Monkey needs to make Iggy a second quilt… except the one who fulfills one of Alex Jones’ prophecies about goblin chimps.
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2018-04-2318 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #162Technical Support Monkey’s all mopey this week and Zamo’s worried she might decide to move across the continent to somewhere even more inconvenient for Iggy, so Dr. Zamo heads back up to the Cow-Named-Chan Valley to help with Chimpette’s breakdown.
And to get her to dispose of every single red item in the house. And orange. And purple. And blue and aqua.
Zamo also critiques Technical Support Monkey’s new songs and gives advice on how she can move to LA instead of whatever frozen East Coast hellhole Chimpette was considering instead.
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2018-04-0917 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #161Sigh… Zamo has been dragged to not one but two, count ’em TWO, quilting workshops with Technical Support Monkey in the last couple weeks and Chimpette only paid the ten dollar good behaviour tax for one of them.
Zamo also relates Technical Support Monkey’s treachery in refusing to get an nice squishy bed and conspiring with Whatsisface Guitar Dude to thwart Iggy’s plans to crash their latest Skype.
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2018-04-0218 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #160Poor Zamo is still stuck up at Technical Support Monkey’s house while Georgie is off in Montreal for some reason. At least Chimpette took Zamo the gem show and bought Iggy some green rocks, but she still refuses to relinquish the cushy spare room bed or control of the TV remote.
Later, when Zamo crashes a Skype between Technical Support Monkey and Whatsisface Guitar Dude, Ig finds he hasn’t bothered to get Ig’s money back from Ig’s deadbeat loser cousin Bopinu. Even worse, he takes Technical Support Monkey’s side in the great spare room bed debate, am...
2018-03-1915 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #159With Georgie off to Montreal, supposedly for a gallery opening, Zamo has been sent to stay with Technical (Non-)Support Monkey, and Ig ain’t too happy about it, particularly in light of Chimpette’s terrible taste in paint colours and “boat ho” decor complete with “breeding season orange” lamps.
Zamo also argues with Technical (Non-)Support Monkey about whether or not Cousin Sticky is a legitimate journalist.
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2018-03-1214 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #158Zamo’s back after a month-long hiatus due to Technical Support Monkey’s flu, which Ig thinks was probably AIDS, based on what Cousin Sticky’s gossip blog says about Technical Support Monkey’s library activities.
Aside from fighting with and then shunning Technical Support Monkey, Zamo’s also been fighting with Georgie over control of the TV remote, and Ig goes so far as to try to get Georgie’s dead friend from art school to take Iggy’s side with a beyond-the-grave message from the other side of the woo woo barrier.
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2018-03-0517 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #157Zamo spent the last week shunning Technical Support Monkey for getting all uppity and turning her phone off when Iggy was trying to use Skype to tune into ‘The Technical Support Monkey Show’ when there was nothing good on TV.
Zamo would still be shunning the damn chimp were it not for a direct order from Iggy’s dad, who’s had enough of Zamo’s mom spazzing about the lack of podcast updates.
In other news, Zamo is working on getting ‘the retard in the Canadian white house’ to throw Technical Support Monkey in jail for iguanaphobia.
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2018-01-2214 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #156So far 2018’s shaping up to be a crappy year for Zamo, what with the rain and the snow and the rain again and neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey being willing to follow the New Year’s Resolutions Iggy made for them.
On the bright side, Mr. Hydell will be coming by en route to another hunting trip, but in the meantime Zamo has to deal with Georgie hogging the TV to watch the Real Housewife Hookers of New Jersey instead of getting off her ass and going to work.
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2018-01-0619 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #155Last’s week’s show was a debacle wherein Zamo gave in to Technical Support Monkey’s demands to record the show ahead of time, leading to Zamo’s mom spazzing out and thinking that Ig had been kidnapped by ISIS when the show had no mention of the Tuesday’s snowstorm, but that’s OK because the Lord struck down Technical Support Monkey’s power lines in a case of divine retribution.
Also, it’s Christmas Eve and Zamo can’t get no treat satisfaction out of Georgie’s mom, and Zamo and Georgie argue about the cause of the LA wildfires.
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2017-12-2313 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #154Poor Zamo is sleep deprived as Mrs. Johnson on the corner’s moo cows are being way too loud during naptime, but Ig doesn’t let that get in the way of arguing with Georgie about polar bears, the merits (or lack thereof) of butt painting, and “Jennifer Porridge’s” melted cheese face.
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2017-12-1818 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #153Zamo’s back home at Georgie’s house in Metchosin, but this week’s show is all about the two weeks of Iggy’s incarceration up at Technical Support Monkey’s house, where there’s nothing worth looting and Technical Support Monkey still refuses to let the superior creature sleep in the superior bed, but the chimps FINALLY got cable TV .
Zamo and Chimpette also argue about whether or not Gary Coleman was a Holocaust denier, and Technical Support Monkey’s insistence on stopping at the needlework shop on the way to see the mall Santa leads to a chance to badger Mrs...
2017-12-1122 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #152Georgie’s going to some stupid artsy fartsy crap in New York this week, so Zamo’s holed up at Technical Support Monkey’s house.
On the way there, Technical Support Monkey drags Zamo in her filthy disgusting car to some needlework shop and Zamo argues with her about polar bears (which Technical Support Monkey insists Iggy is just imagining), the state of chimpette’s car, and whether or not Technical Support Monkey has any hope of ever becoming a “good housewife.”
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2017-11-2718 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #151Technical Support Monkey heads back to Richmond to help her dad pack up the house and Zamo’s pissed she didn’t take Iggy with her to go see the real Santa at Richmond’s also-ran mall.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Technical Support Monkey denies being a CBC-watching Commie, argues with Zamo about the truth about killer whales, PLUS she makes excuses for Whatsisface Guitar Dude’s refusal to beat up Zamo’s deadbeat cousin Bopinu if that’s what it takes to get Zamo’s $37 back.
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2017-11-2014 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #150After taking a week off in silent protest against Georgie causing snow and darkness and refusing to share the Halloween candy, Zamo’s back to argue with Technical Support Monkey about whether or not snow is pretty and whether God is biased.
Zamo also tells Mrs. Browne with an E and the cross-stitch cult that human names are unimportant and that they have to get on the bus boat to go to the also-ran mall in Richmond to take their grandkids to the real Santa.
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2017-11-1115 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #149Oh the horror and the humanity as Zamo barges in on Georgie’s life drawing workshop complete with a naked Harvey Walrusstein pretending to be Fat Albert. Georgie of course refuses to compensate Zamo for Iggy’s mental anguish and trauma.
Georgie will also likely refuse to give Ig any candy for dressing up as “Iggy Kreuger” for Halloween. Zamo can’t get no satisfaction from Grandma either, and Technical Support Monkey’s been hanging out with spinsters and weavers despite Ig’s explicit instructions not to.
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2017-10-3014 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #148Mr. Hydell returns with an old dead deer head for Zamo’s decorating (and upsetting Georgie) needs, as well as some salmon and elk steaks that Georgie will probably ruin with her questionable culinary skills.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey has been sick, and she argues with Zamo about dictionary definitions and certain “sporting” events that Technical Support Monkey insists Zamo is just making up.
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2017-10-2114 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #147En route to go elk hunting with his brother Mick, Mr. Hydell finally comes by to make Zamo some privacy screens so Georgie can’t spy on Ig in the new secret rec room lab… a month after Zamo demanded them.
Zamo tries to convince Mr. Hydell to follow Ig and Georgie to Vancouver Island, but he doesn’t seem overly interested in the list of reasons to move there that Technical Support Monkey made for Zamo.
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2017-10-1613 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #146October’s just begun and it’s already getting to Zamo, who’s continually Skyping Technical Support Monkey looking for entertainment, which the damn chimp refuses to give.
Zamo also pesters Mr. Hydell to come over to Georgie’s new house on the Island to do chores for Iggy, and the highlight of the week was crashing Georgie’s “creative process exploration workshop.”
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2017-10-0716 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #145Zamo talks about eating blueberry pie and learning to make ‘stabby pictures’ with Mrs. Browne with an E’s cross-stitch cult, which Iggy finds rather therapeutic in an imagining-stabbing-Georgie sorta way.
Also, Technical Support Monkey has finished Zamo’s quilt, which gives yet another opportunity to complain about Georgie not keeping her royal bed promises that she insists she never made.
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2017-09-2517 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #144This week Georgie drags Zamo along to a fall fair on one of the Gulf Islands where they meet up with Technical Support Monkey, who still hasn’t finished Zamo’s quilt and who still denies being decrepit and having “old lady hobbies.” Technical Support Monkey also refuses to recognize the quality difference between Colombian and Peruvian exports.
Meanwhile, Zamo and Georgie argue about findng a new more reasonable vet, whether or not Zamo should be allowed to experiment on chipmunks and other small critters, and the real definition of “Nazi.” Plus, Zamo almost succeeds in getting the dirty hippies to lynch Geo...
2017-09-1821 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #143Zamo can’t get no satisfaction when trying to call Georgie at work to complain about the food Georgie’s leaving in Iggy’s dish, nor can Iggy get any amusement out of Skyping Technical Support Monkey demanding entertainment.
Even worse, Technical Support Monkey threatens to rat Zamo out for wanting to jab sewing needles into Georgie.
In better news, Mr. Hydell agrees to set up some privacy screens in Zamo’s secret rec room lab when he comes over to go elk hunting with his brother Mick… next month. Zamo decides to start scheming to make Mr. Hydell move to Victori...
2017-09-1114 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #142Greetings from Georgie’s new house, where Georgie failed to properly build the royal bed—or the dungeon—as per Zamo’s explicit instructions, but at least the ugly orange sofa has been banished to the garage.
Zamo also rants about Technical Support Monkey’s quilt class and health food threats, and neither Technical Support Monkey nor Georgie will go see David Icke’s lecture to learn how to be better chimp slaves to their reptilian overlord. Even worse, Technical Support Monkey gets all uppity and does her own research and even dares to claim David Icke actually never says humans shoul...
2017-09-0420 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #141Poor Zamo is going stir-crazy up at Technical Support Monkey’s house, and Technical Support Monkey refuses to help alleviate Ig’s boredom by running over Commies with her car. She also refuses to repent her sins against the Sun God that caused this week’s partial eclipse.
Instead, Technical Support Monkey drags Zamo with her to go hunting for vintage crap at the local thrift stores, and the local cops refuse to arrest her for it.
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2017-08-2615 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #140Georgie still isn’t done defacing the new house with hideous paint colors, so Zamo remains holed up at Technical Support Monkey’s house. Meanwhile, Hoppy is doing the Lord’s work by still not letting Georgie unpack and Zamo makes sure he knows he’s doing a good job of it.
Zamo also interrupts another Skype between Technical Support Monkey and Whatsisface Guitar Dude and tries to start some vicious rumors about Technical Support Monkey, Craigslist hooking, and backstage antics at the Mötley Crüe show.
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2017-08-1916 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #139A big smokey heat wave hits Technical Support Monkey’s house, where Zamo’s still incarcerated as Georgie moves into the new house, where Hoppy and the frog disciples refuse to let Georgie unpack a single box.
Meanwhile, Zamo argues about front yard deer hunting with Technical Support Monkey, who apparently doesn’t realize deer are made out of meat.
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2017-08-0511 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #138Zamo has been sent off to Technical Support Monkey’s house for a couple weeks while Georgie moves to Victoria and paints the new house and probably snoops through Iggy’s stuff.
In order to help pass the time (with NO TV!!!), Zamo bullies Technical Support Monkey (who still hasn’t learned any monkey tricks) on the quilt front and complains about the new sofa.
PS: Zamo’s distant cousin Bopinu is still a deadbeat loser and still hasn’t paid Iggy back that $37.
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2017-07-2924 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #137It’s time for Zamo to pack up Ig’s stuff, which requires hiring Mr. Hydell to do the heavy lifting for the low, low price of four pairs of Georgie’s filthy underoos straight out of the laundry hamper.
In other news, Georgie still denies having had AIDS this spring and insists it was just sinusitis, and Technical Support Monkey is lazy and hasn’t made Zamo’s sun quilt yet.
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2017-07-2412 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #136Zamo gets a sneak preview of the ugly 70s house Georgie bought outside Victoria, where Georgie steadfastly refuses to add a dungeon Zamo can banish her to when she’s not obeying Iggy’s orders. Georgie also insists Zamo will have to make do with polyester brocades instead of silk for the “royal bed” Zamo wants.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey is in deep with the Mountain Lion Mafia, covering for one of them that may have been stalking Zamo (after Zamo went home, but still…).
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2017-07-1714 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #135Zamo is aghast to learn that Technical Support Monkey isn’t the only one who got the Island AIDS when Ig discovers Georgie’s been packing her stuff after getting a teaching job and a house on “Ku Klux Klanny Drive” in “Victoria’s Surrey.”
On the other hand, it’s about time Georgie—who insists she’s not racist no matter what Zamo says—finally realized the whole “those who can, do, those who can’t, teach” thing applies to her terrible painting and teaching full-time will certainly grant Zamo a lot more of that precious “unsupervised alone time.”
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2017-07-0815 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #134Zamo relates how the rest of Iggy’s island incarceration went, including interrupting a Skype with the elusive Whatsisface Guitar Dude, who apparently hasn’t seen Zamo’s deadbeat 48th cousin 16 times removed Bopinu, who still owes Zamo 37 dollars.
Also, Zamo narcs about Technical Support Monkey’s practise habits and heckles her attempts at musical composition, while Technical Support Monkey insists the rancid farting smell comes from the local pulp mill, not her.
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2017-07-0121 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #133Greetings from day 3 of Zamo’s incarceration on The Big Island with Technical Support Monkey, because Georgie is partying in Montreal and doens’t trust Iggy to not steal her stuff and redecorate her house if left unsupervised.
There’s no TV and Technical Support Monkey doesn’t seem to know any monkey tricks to entertain Zamo, so Iggy’s understandably bored and irritated.
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2017-06-2415 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #132Annoyed by Georgie parading around in short shorts and a bikini top, Zamo invites Mr. Hydell to come over and be a perv.
Zamo then goes to Wal-Mart with Georgie and Technical Support Monkey, who has some weird neurosis about graph paper and insists she makes her money in the stock market and totally not as an online cam whore.
Also, Zamo and Technical Support Monkey argue about cats and “spinstering.”
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2017-06-1718 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #131Zamo goes to raid the extremely pregnant new neighbor lady’s strawberries under the guise of being an Official Garden Inspector… in between leaving chunks of shed skin on Georgie’s pillow and refusing to clean up the mess, that is.
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2017-06-1015 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #130This week Zamo reports back on the house Technical Support Monkey just bought that doesn’t comply with Zamo’s very specific house-buying instructions, plus Zamo goes to participate in the house inspection, despite a harrowing ferry ride on an “angry pus-coloured sea” and a long miserable drive to get there.
Miserable for Technical Support Monkey, that is, who’s none too pleased with Zamo’s suggestion that she start a new career as a junkie rock star’s future widow.
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2017-06-0319 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #129Zamo finally gets a little “unsupervised alone time” when Georgie and Technical Support Monkey go camping for the long weekend.
In Georgie’s absence, Zamo gets Mr. Hydell to help redecorate Georgie’s room with the $500 “house emergency only” fund.
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2017-05-2212 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #128In the interests of trying to get more “unsupervised alone time,” Zamo decides it’s about time Georgie got her heathen ass some religion and started going to church.
Unfortunately, Georgie ain’t having it, and the local priest has some rather unhelpful views about “free will” this and “voluntary” that and refuses to come give Georgie an exorcism.
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2017-05-1316 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #127Zamo spends Cinco de Mayo heckling Georgie’s golf practise and getting offended at being mistaken for a Mexican iguana.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey is going to Hawaii but isn’t willing to go to jail to help Zamo invade Maui, and speaking of invasions, someone snitched and told the chimps about the planned Hawaiian takeover, so Zamo vows revenge.
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2017-05-0611 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #126Georgie’s kid cousin just got engaged, so naturally Zamo and Georgie spend a sunny Sunday arguing about what Georgie can learn from her example.
Also, Zamo explains the truth about how Georgie can get approved by the King of the Manosphere to get invited to the secret Man Cave to find a husband of her own, but Georgie lives in denial and won’t listen.
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2017-04-2912 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #125Zamo recounts this year’s Easter sermon to the frog disciples who believe Zamo is the Messiah—some of whom are getting uppity and wanting to see some miracles. So Ig tells them of three supposed miracles Ig has performed just in the last month.
Later, Technical Support Monkey reveals herself as being as inbred as the Royal Family by way of showing up with a stupid-looking hat, which Zamo insists is going to turn off Whatsisface Guitar Dude.
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2017-04-2212 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #124Georgie’s idiot chimp friends are hogging all the seats on the sofa when they pile into the living room for a knitting circle, thereby ruining Zamo’s TV plans for the night.
Zamo tries giving out constructive criticism, but the chimpettes ain’t havin’ it. Plus: Technical Support Monkey manages to sell her house but still insists she’s not moving into Whatsisface Guitar Dude’s mommy’s bushes.
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2017-04-1512 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #123Zamo finds out just how valuable Georgie’s tax info is to her, then lectures Georgie on the importance of practising her golf game before getting the lowdown on Saturna Island from Mr. Hydell.
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2017-04-0817 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #122Georgie’s nose AIDS results in her expelling an alien egg or tumor or something out of her schnozz, meaning Zamo finally gets some unsupervised alone time when Georgie goes off to the doctor’s.
It doesn’t last too long, though, as Mrs. Churchman pops by with a going-away present and some juicy gossip about how it is Georgie came to own her house.
Also: Zamo explains all about house ju-ju.
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2017-03-2716 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #121Zamo’s bored and decides to tag along with Technical Support Monkey on a real estate recon trip to “The Big Island,” which sadly turns out to not be Hawaii at all.
Worse yet, the chimps won’t listen to Iggy’s important suggestions on how to improve properties by turning them into cherry and berry plantations, and there’s a close call with the Purgatory Express.
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2017-03-2017 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #120Georgie’s brother is thinking of becoming some sort of weed farmer on Vancouver Island, leading Zamo to lecture Georgie about the filthy hippies that live on the Gulf Islands lest she get any stupid ideas.
Georgie and Zamo also argue over the hydro bill, Georgie’s new hobby of feeding the local goldfinches, and Zamo’s new hobby of prospecting for gold in Georgie’s old/unguarded electronics.
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2017-03-0617 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #119Zamo spends Valentine’s Day with Mr. Hydell (to hide out from Georgie’s annual guilt trip) and develops gold fever upon discovering Mr. Hydell’s spent the last 20 years acquiring a dragon hoard of gold coins.
Unfortunately, Mr. Hydell seems quite unwilling to hand it over or even let Iggy so much as see it.
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2017-02-2018 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #118Yet another snowstorm has got Zamo down and worried about whether spring will come with Georgie’s continual offending of the Sun God. Also, Zamo ventures out with Georgie to the hippie bookstore, where they run into Technical Support Monkey, who might be moving to the land of lake monsters, evil things that live in scratchy trees, and Whatsisface.
(Pure coincidence on the last count, supposedly.)
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2017-02-0618 minpyradraculeaThe Zamo the Destroyer Show #117An annoying commercial with a song by Bjork sparks Zamo to pick a fight with Georgie over stupid human names and whether or not Iceland is a “third world hellhole” lacking running water. (After all, it has “Ice” right there in the name…)
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