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Rated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 63 - VoltronThe Woop Woop Troop get some well-deserved "alone time" as we break off into short solo sessions so they can discover information, find loot, and learn a bit about themselves.
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2024-08-0356 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 62 - MaddixThe Woop Woop Troop has found the wizard Maddix! He knows more about what's happening on Krow Island than anyone - the catch is that he's like 100 years old and locked in a crystal sarcophagus. Plus, if they free him, who's to say he won't murder them all?
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2024-07-2046 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 61 - Fun and DramaticsThe Woop Woop Troop has tangled with everything from ogres to zombie dragon turtles, but they've never fought two dozen creepy dolls in magical darkness before!
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2024-06-2652 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 60 - Wiggle WiggleSearching for a way out of the collapsed wizard's tower, Wendell comes up with a dangerous plan. A plan that could prove deadly for some of the party.
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2024-06-0727 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 59 - Attempt the HoleThe thing about Krow Island is how relentless it can be. Just when you think you've got a moment to catch your breath, something happens to put your life in danger.
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2024-05-2848 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 58 - Greased TortleThe Woop Woop Troop are in the entrance chamber to Maddix's tower. They've discovered some clues that indicate there's a secret door somewhere nearby, but before they can search the area, there's a half-dozen undead guardians which need to be dealt with.
Winding stone staircases, zombies & skeletons? Finally, a use for GREASE!
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2024-05-1449 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 57 - Surf's UpWhen Clubhead follows a mysterious rodent, he encounters six reasons you should never split the party. But what happens next will have you hanging ten!
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2024-04-1746 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 56 - Clubhead's Nighttime AdventureWhile Wendell, S'Silbeth, and Bunny sleep, they're reminded of the reasons they've come to Krow Island. And while the rest of the Woop Woop Troop slumbers, Clubhead finds a reason to wander off.
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2024-04-0923 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 55 - Mushroom MangaAfter a well deserved rest, the Woop Woop Troop ascends the wizard's tower and finds some surprises.
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2024-04-0529 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 54 - You've Got a DealAs the Woop Woop Troop gets pummeled in one of their toughest fights yet, Bunny makes a gambit to end S'Silbeth's curse and save them all.
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2024-03-2637 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 53 - Gone Clubbin'The Woop Woop Troop throw everything they have at a powerful foe, but with one member of the party hamstrung by a curse, they'll need a lot of luck if they expect to come out on top.
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2024-03-1846 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 52 - Goodnight Sweet PrinceAs the Woop Woop Troop ascends the wizard's tower, they discover a bit more about how it's been constructed. But that knowledge comes at a cost, as they get into a fight that costs them dearly.
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2024-03-1149 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 51 - Relax, it's Munjik!We open this episode with a debrief about our most challenging session yet, in which players were tested and dice were very wicked. It's a great chat and recap, and it helped put everyone back on the same page. Every table can benefit from a discussion to clear the air.
Then, it's back to the action! The Woop Woop Troop deals with the fallout from a very unfortunate curse. While one member of the party discovers a unique solution to mitigate the danger from S'Silbeth, another discovers that this wizard's tower is deadly.
Support Rated...2024-03-031h 17Rated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 50 - Uh-OhThe dice do a whole lot of deciding on this one. We've always said S'Silbeth was dangerous.
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2024-02-2436 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 49 - The Cursed NickelThroughout the last year and nearly 50 episodes of The Valley of Green Gold, any time the Woop Woop Troop finds a treasure left to them by our patrons, there's a 1 in 20 chance that the item is cursed. So far, they've been incredibly lucky that none of their treasures have been.
In this episode, their luck runs out.
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2024-02-1657 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 48 - Troll BeatdownYou know how sometimes you know you're being trolled? Well, in this episode, the trolling is hot and heavy. So hot and heavy.
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2024-02-0358 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 47 - Skal-etons!The Woop Woop Troop get scrappy against a new flavor of undead tortle, but are they getting a bit overconfident?
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2024-01-261h 04Rated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 46 - FritzThe Woop Woop Troop heads east toward Krow Island's fabled mines, as well as the tower of Maddix the wizard. But along the way, they stop off to make a new friend and see some old ones.
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2024-01-1945 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 45 - KintsugiWith newfound fame, the Woop Woop Troop plan their next move. They gather supplies (mundane and macabre) and take care of pressing business before setting their sights on a journey east.
Since it's been a minute since our last episode, we start this one with a nice recap (If you don't require a recap, jump ahead to 11 minutes in).
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2024-01-1151 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 44 - Happy WombatsmasThe Heroes of Merchant Harbor, the Woop Woop Troop, can't rest quite yet. They need some answers from the Gnoll Bros, and Madame Schmoopie is looking for them too. But once their work is done, they can put up their feet and enjoy a little holiday downtime with a gift exchange.
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2023-12-3031 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 43 - The Battle For Merchant HarborWe rejoin The Battle For Merchant Harbor, already in progress.
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2023-12-2345 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 42 - Perikon"I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking."
- Carl Sagan
"Welcome to the great after, Bunny."
- Orlando DePayne
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2023-12-1434 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 41 - The Power of Chaos"The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"So little of what could happen does happen."
-Salvador Dali
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2023-12-0741 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 40 - Weekend at Bunny’sThe gang is back together again. Thanks to Necromancy!
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2023-12-0151 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 39 - A Gruesome DiscoveryAfter the events of episode 38, we could all use a bit of a breather. Maybe enjoy a slice of homemade pie and learn a bit from the folks on Kyle's farm. After that, who knows. Perhaps everything will be calm and peaceful.
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2023-11-161h 18Rated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 38 - Bring DePayneWendell, S'Silbeth, and Clubhead finally catch their breath after an exciting fight and they check out the latest issue of the Merchant Harbor Gazette to start this episode. Then, we finally learn what Bunny DePayne been up to since the end of Episode 33!
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2023-11-0354 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 37 - Shell in a CellWe will soon find out what Bunny DePayne has been up to - but before we do, we've got a stellar match in store for you! Our challengers, hailing from the mainland, Wendell the Wombat, S'Silbeth the Sorceress, and Clubhead will be fighting in a 3-on-1, no-holds-barred, dirt pit match to the death!
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2023-10-2643 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 36 - Kyle’s SecretWhile Bunny DePayne is attending to other matters in Merchant Harbor, the rest of the Woop Woop Troop has had an exciting journey to Kyle's farm. Is it a trap!? Will they drink the wine!? Will they have pie!? Answers (and more questions) abound!
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2023-10-2229 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 35 - Dinner with KyleWhile Bunny is attending business at the wrestling gym, S'Silbeth, Clubhead, and Wendell get a surprising invitation from the man they kidnapped. But nothing is more surprising than what happens to them on the way to DINNER WITH KYLE!!!
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2023-10-1358 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 34 - A Slight DebacleThe Woop Woop Troop is emboldened by a successful heist at The Archives before Bunny gets called back to the wrestling gym for an emergency. While he's away, S'Silbeth, Clubhead, and Wendell meet a couple of new NPCs in the best/worst ways possible.
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2023-10-0341 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 33 - Heist, Anyone?The Woop Woop Troop has become quite well known for their often heroic exploits around Merchant Harbor. But as they seek to solve the mysteries of Krow Island, they're learning that not everyone is telling the whole truth. To get to the bottom of things, they may need to play a little loose with the law.
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2023-09-221h 19Rated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 32 - CSI: MoistlandsAfter making a gristly discovery in the Moistlands, the Woop Woop Troop (freshly deputized), launches an investigation!
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2023-09-1330 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 31 - The Great Rot Grub HordeThe party has just finished battling a couple of ogres when a hoard of rot grubs comes looking for food. With the party standing between the ravenous maggots and the people of Merchant Harbor, we're going to see if they're made of hero stuff. Plus, the party COMES UP WITH A NAME FOR THEMSELVES!
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2023-09-0456 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 30 - Nuts!Plots are thickening in the Valley of Green Gold. The biggest, baddest dragonborn you've ever seen would like revenge on Bunny and Clubhead, Wendell is doomed to an early demise, and S'Silbeth is a powder keg of wild magic sparking emotions. To top it all off, Alahn Cultaan is making moves!
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2023-08-2146 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 29 - Toes?Wendell learned a lot in his chat with Madame Schmoopie. But, when he tells the party about the potential to be resurrected, they're not all as enthusiastic about it as he is. The mysteries of Krow Island and the people who live here are only getting deeper and deeper.
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2023-08-1153 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 28 - The Beating of Don GooseOn their quest to help Wendell the Wombat investigate the mysterious ticking sound, the party realizes that Krow Island still has many surprises in store for them.
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2023-08-0454 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 27 - Feelin’ FroggyThe party makes their final decision about whether or not to "beat up" Don Goose, before heading off to see Skal (The Beer Brewin' Barbarian). With some time to kill, they get up to mischiefs!
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2023-07-2759 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 26 - ZarglemumphThe party is in a race against high tide to find and rescue S'Silbeth! If they succeed in doing so, they'll need to fill her in on a few things she's missed.
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2023-07-2038 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 25 - WaterslideWe finally learn where S'Silbeth ended up.
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2023-07-1332 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 24 - Girl in the WoodThe party gets to test their mettle against a familiar (and resilient) foe, and they realize something ain't quite right with the town bard's new girlfriend.
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2023-07-0533 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 23 - Death By ChocolateBreaking and entering is no way to make friends, as Wendell is about to learn. The mysterious Madame Schmoopie puts an interesting chain of events in motion.
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2023-06-2643 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 22 - Wendell Breaks BadWith S'Silbeth off doing something for the Oakcrests, the rest of the party takes some time to pursue their own ambitions in Merchant Harbor. For Wendell the Wombat, an obsession leads to criminal behavior.
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2023-06-2047 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 21 - Nippleclamp JacksonAnother earthquake shakes the ground on Krow Island and the party takes stock of damages. Bunny makes moves to get customers for his wrestling gym, but his debut match might be more than he (and Wendell) can handle.
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2023-06-1147 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 20 - Clubhead Makes a FriendReveling in the afterglow of a job well done, the party splits up to cover some ground and get things done! Each party member heads in their own directions, but not all of them find what they're looking for.
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2023-06-0444 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 19 - Boney BaloneyIn this episode, our heroes get into a vicious scrap against some nasty skeletons! Plus, we do a short Q&A and share some of our favorite TTRPG moments.
If you'd like to see the cool in-game prop that the party finds, you can check it out here:
The Mysterious Amulet
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2023-05-3044 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 18 - EARTHQUAKE!Since the beginning of this adventure, there have been indications that not all is as it seems on Krow Island. As the party will soon find out, there's a serious mystery afoot.
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2023-05-2248 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 17 - Clam Cakes with Honey SauceWhile Bunny, Clubhead, and Wendell were in the Moistlands, S'Silbeth was on a deceptively dangerous mission of her own.
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2023-05-1539 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 16 - MossassWhile S'Silbeth is back in Merchant Harbor tending to an urgent matter with Roger & Buttercup, the rest of the party has gone on a fetch quest into the dangerous Moistlands. If they survive their first combat encounter as a group, they'll be seeking out a mysterious character named Mossass.
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2023-05-0847 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 15 - It’s Getting Moist in HereThe party has had an eventful morning after arriving in Merchant Harbor. The group split up to cover a bit more ground. While Wendell and S'Silbeth solved a problem at the Hillside Inn, Clubhead and Bunny went off in search of Mayor Schellenberg to address the stray dog problem.
On their way there, they were diverted into a tense meeting with Alahn Cultaan, a local shipping/real estate magnate, who issued a quest.
Now, they aim to rejoin S'Silbeth and Wendell. But, looking in the wrong places to find them could prove disastrous.
S...2023-04-3052 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 14 - Abusive AviansWith Clubhead and Bunny off on their own, S'Silbeth and Wendell tackle the simple task of moving a bird's nest within a tree.
And that's when the sheriff showed up.
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2023-04-2441 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 13 - Team BunnyheadOne of the fun things about this adventure is that when the party splits up, we can follow each team-up on their own. In this episode, Bunny and Clubhead explore Merchant Harbor in search of the mayor, Scout Schellenberg. Will they actually find him? Or will they get... distracted?
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2023-04-1746 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 12 - S’Silbeth Gets HangryWhen you go through a traumatic life event, like the death of someone close to you, "forgetting to eat" is a thing that happens. We all identify with S'Silbeth.
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2023-04-1041 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 11 - Welcome to Krow IslandAs the party arrives in Merchant Harbor, but before they're allowed into the community, they've got to answer a few questions down on the docks. S'Silbeth wastes no time in fulfilling her promise to Turley.
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2023-04-0348 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 10 - A Whale of a WombatTensions remain between the members of our party on route to Krow Island aboard a sailing ship. There's a lot on the line for this bunch. If the two stowaways are discovered, they could wind up being tossed overboard!
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2023-03-2730 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 9 - Ship Shenanigans!she·nan·i·gans
noun
secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
silly or high-spirited behavior; mischief.
Our four characters have different reasons for heading to Krow Island, but all found themselves at the docks in the city of Baxter. While passage aboard a ship can be booked for a fee, not everyone is welcome to buy a ticket.
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2023-03-2054 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 8 - Meet ClubheadIn the previous episode, Emre's character 2.0 made some new friends and experienced bullying. It was like middle school, but in a sewer. What happens next is a lot like high school.
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2023-03-1339 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 7 - Meet 2.0After meeting Wendell, Bunny, and S'Silbeth, we meet our final player, Emre Cihangir, and his Valley of Green Gold character, 2.0.
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2023-03-061h 01Rated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 6 - S’Silbeth’s Big FeelingsS'Silbeth needs to survive the pressing dangers of the jungle, as she sets out to find a safe home. As she grows up, she gains an understanding of what causes her wild magic surges.
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2023-02-2738 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 5 - Meet S’SilbethWe've met Aaron and Deon's characters for The Valley of Green Gold - and now we meet Brad Knight's character S'Silbeth Oristh. She's a smart young lady who has some very big feelings.
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2023-02-2046 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 4 - Bunny Goes Ice ColdIn this episode, professional wrestler Bunny DePayne gets down to business in a tough match against an old acquaintance. He finds himself facing some difficult choices and his path leads him to the unknown.
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2023-02-1253 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 3 - Meet Bunny DePayneAfter meeting Aaron's character (Wendell the Wombat) in our first two episodes, we shift gears to introduce you to Deon Green's Valley of Green Gold character, Bunny DePayne.
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2023-02-0658 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 2 - Wendell the Wizard?In our second episode of The Valley of Green Gold, Wendell the Wombat has to deal with the consequences of a brilliant (but short-sighted) plan.
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2023-01-3052 minRated RPG PodcastValley of Green Gold - Episode 1 - Meet Wendell the WombatAs we embark on the thrilling adventures of The Valley of Green Gold, we meet our first player, Aaron Yonda, and his character, Wendell the Wombat. Plus, at the very end, we share a bunch of "fake commercials" which drop lore and share little details which come into play within the adventure ahead.
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2023-01-2348 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 93 - The EndDescent Into Avernus comes to a thrilling conclusion for the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade.
(There's a post-credit scene, so make sure you catch it right at the very end of the episode)
Our new Rated RPG Podcast adventure, The Valley of Green Gold, debuts on Monday, January 23rd, 2023. Find out more at our website: www.RatedRPGPodcast.com
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2023-01-111h 12Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 92 - Stay AliveThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in the midst of their toughest battle to date - The Demon Lord of the Gnolls, Yeenoghu.
Are they in a memory? A dream? What happens if one of them dies? What if all of them die?
Will Zariel show up, and if so, WHEN?!
If they're all going to survive, they'll need teamwork, tactics, and a lot of luck.
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For all things Rated RPG, go to our website: R...2023-01-0140 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 91 - Fourteen Pies in the Butthole!The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade draws on ancient knowledge to bring one of their members back from the grave, before facing off against one of the most formidable creatures in the universe.
This fight is going to take all their cunning, skills, and teamwork. When you come up against Yeenoghu, the Demon Lord of Gnolls, you're gonna need more than luck.
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2022-12-211h 02Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 89 - Beans, Beans, the Musical FruitThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has gone Inception into what they think might be one of Lulu's memories. They've got gnolls, dretches and a nasty demon trying to destroy a town and kill it's citizens. They'll need all the superpowers, halfling luck, and dirty tricks they can muster.
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2022-12-0349 minRated RPG PodcastThe Heroes of Flavortown - Episode OneWhen Deon had to bow out of our last livestream, we quickly put together a special idea.
We threw caution to the wind and embarked on a four episode podcast fill-in one-shot adventure!
Randomly rolled characters, old-school 3d6 ability score rolls, and a very small problem to be solved in Flavortown.
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2022-07-141h 03Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 76 - Glubjeg Has Had Enough!Kids can sometimes test their grown-ups. Maybe it's a grandmother who has had a long day and is just about through with her grandkids whining. Or perhaps it's a parent who catches their teenager sneaking in when they were supposed to be home two hours earlier. Or, in the case of this episode of the Rated RPG Podcast, it's a grouchy bugbear who is JUST TRYING TO CAST A DAMN SPELL BUT THERE'S AN ANNOYING HALFLING IN HIS HEAD!
We couldn't make Rated RPG if it wasn't for support from folks like you. Become a monthly supporter...2022-05-0636 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 75 - Creepy Crypto BrosThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade inch closer to the conclusion of their adventures in hell, but their survival is not guaranteed. If there's one lesson they should have learned by now... NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY.
Thank you for your patience as this episode was a long time coming! We have our next livestream set for Saturday, May 28th at 1pm Central Time. Twitch.tv/gamesocietypimps
Would you like to be a part of our fan-brewed Season Two of Rated RPG? Would you like to create an NPC and Location for use in our next a...2022-04-281h 18Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 74 - Impin’ Ain’t EasyIn this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has a chit chat with Bel, the former ruler of Avernus. You know you've arrived when one of the most powerful entities in hell doesn't just kill you for fun.
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2022-04-081h 07Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 73 - Level 10... IN HELL!We start this episode with a short announcement about plans for our NEXT adventure. We're pretty excited about creating a Fan-Brew world, and we explain how you can get in on it.
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade levels up to start Episode 73 - and they're gonna need the boost. With a letter of introduction in hand, the party heads to a volcano fortress to speak with the Archduke of Hell, Bel. Bel lost his job as CEO of Avernus to Zariel, so there's no love lost between them. But can the party work out a deal with the...2022-04-0157 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 72 - Princess CovidThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade dropped a freakin' dinosaur on half of Princeps Kovic's army of devils, but the warlord is far from finished in the fight. Even though they seem to be holding their own, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has proven time and time again (yellow mold tapestry, mummy rot, fire tornado...) that bad luck and questionable choices can be their undoing.
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Patrons of Rated RPG will play a big part in our next adventures! Join t...2022-03-171h 20Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 71 - Return to Jur-Rayce-ic Park"I'm gonna get stupid. I'm gonna get real stupid."
- Deon Green, "Rayce the Roaster"
The next Rated RPG livestream is coming on Saturday, March 19th at 5pm central US time. During our next livestream, we will spill the beans on what we've got planned for after Descent Into Avernus. http://twitch.tv/gamesocietypimps
Our Patreon supporters and livestream donators have a huge role in us creating Rated RPG. Your generosity convinced us to continue Rated RPG. Seriously. The expenses continue for podcast hosting, as well as new materials and new costs to c...2022-03-121h 03Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 70 - Loose Ends and Good DeedsThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade may be in the midst of some questionable choices, but who has time for self-examination these days? The guys keep their eyes on the prize (saving Elturel and scoring a sweet Baldur's Gate mansion) as they wrap up some loose ends.
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Thank you for supporting Rated RPG with your ears, and if you'd like to support the show with your money, you can do so via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ratedrpg2022-02-1840 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 68 - Into the Moral GrayIn Dungeons & Dragons, your characters will be faced with many decisions.
Do you align yourself with an evil person as a means to rid the world of a greater evil?
What if your actions will result in bad things happening to innocent people?
Where do you draw the line between good and evil?
In this episode of the Rated RPG Podcast, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade find themselves facing choices that could have huge implications later on.
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Our n...2022-02-1135 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 67 - Gotta Get That BloodThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have been hard at work in Avernus, trying to save the city of Elturel from eternal damnation. Along the way they found a unicorn trapped in a demon zapper - and a Dao who wanted out of her contract - and a hag who needed a bath... As they're crossing things off their to-do list, the stakes are getting higher and the side quests more dangerous.
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Your support of Rated RPG can help...2022-02-0458 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 66 - A Hag’s Home is Her HovelThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have found themselves working home security for a hag named Red Ruth - but things have been a bit dicey since some undead creatures showed up looking for trouble..
If the GPB can defend this fetid fort, the hag has promised a useful secret.
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We are very grateful for every bit of support that comes our way. We've made a number of notable improvements to the show s...2022-01-2239 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 65 - Screaming TreesWho doesn't love the psychedelic grunge sounds of Washington's very own Screaming Trees? With the gritty yet supple vocals of Mark Lanegan, the Screaming Trees was arguably one of the tastiest flavors of the early 90's scene.
Unfortunately, they broke up over 20 years ago - and while Lanegan's solo work has (in this author's opinion) far eclipsed his hits with the Connor brothers, neither he nor the rest of the band appears in this episode of Rated RPG.
Instead, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade housesit for a hag and fight off some unwanted guests.
2022-01-1439 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 64 - Burney the BarberThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade comes in hot with all kinds of difficult feelings they need to sort out. There's a good chance they'll do something they'll regret, but that's on brand.
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2022-01-0735 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 63 - That Firbolg is a Fun GuyOn their side quest smorgasbord, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade returns to the Wandering Emporium to secure one (1) basic bath for the filthy hag, Red Ruth.
They meet a Firbolg and do some shopping in his hole. Dhababbi (and the Aaron who plays him) get drunk and Glubjeg behaves like a grumpy toddler whose mother has taken shopping for clothes all afternoon.
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We'll be mailing out stickers soon to all our...2021-12-301h 02Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 62 - The Flatulent PaladinIn this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade throws everything they've got at the horned devil, Bitter Breath, and his hobgoblin war party. Will it be enough? Can a T-Rex tip the battle in their favor? How about that evil shield? What happened to the rats?!
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Your support can make a big difference for our little livestream and podcast. The investments we've made so far are because of patron contributions! Patreon.com/RatedRPG2021-12-0853 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 61 - Welcome to Jur-Rayce-ic Park"Our halfling was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should."
In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets tactical and attempts to throw down on an Avernus warlord and his army of hobgoblin minions. There's some great combat twists and turns, and probably some moments where the guys really overestimated themselves.
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If your year has been made more enjoyable by Ra...2021-11-3045 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 60 - The Horny DevilAfter stumbling across a down-on-his-luck Smiler the Defiler, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade make a deal with him. They'll help him take down the three wasteland warlords who kicked his butt, in exchange for whatever soul coins they loot off the bodies (minus 20 percent, Smiler's finders fee). First up, a horned devil named Bitter Breath...
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Patreon: http...2021-11-181h 18Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 59 - Seriously, We Need Soul Coins!The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is broke, not a single soul coin among them. Thankfully they've got marketable skills and there's no shortage of dirty deeds to be done in Avernus, so the guys field a few offers and add to their series of side quests.
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2021-11-1057 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 58 - Shamble OnThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is trying to save Elturel from eternal damnation, but to do that they need soul coins to power their infernal dune buggy and murdercycle.
They can get soul coins if they free a Dao from her contract with Zariel, but to do that, they need to ask someone named Red Ruth how to do it. To find Red Ruth, they need to look within a maze-like murder forest... And so that's where they find themselves in this episode.
One more episode of the podcast before our next livestream on Saturday, November 13...2021-11-021h 25Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 57 - Unicorn ProblemsWith their brand new member, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade pushes onward to something called The Demon Zapper...
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2021-10-281h 07Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 56 - Big BallsIn this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade SPLITS THE PARTY!
Will they succeed in getting Sir Reginald Hamstone out of his contract with the mysterious Mahadi?
What exactly is Mahadi's deal?
And who has the big balls referenced in this episode's title?
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Thank you for all your support. Not just the support through Patreon, but thank you t...2021-10-121h 00Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 55 - My Dear Sweet ReginaldThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade wakes from slumbering in Deomond's Tiny, Sexy Hut of Mischief (or whatever it's called today) to find themselves in the middle of The Wandering Emporium. It's here that the meet Sir Reginald Hamstone, who is in a bit of a bind and could use their help.
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Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com...2021-09-301h 16Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 54 - Now There Are ThreeThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade mourns one of their own as hell demonstrates that death can come suddenly for any of them.
After a brief memorial service for their fallen friend, the party takes a much needed rest.
Given this pause in the action, Emre and the players take a look back at the adventure thus far in a casual and largely unedited recap of Rated RPG: Baldur's Gate - Descent Into Avernus.
At the end of this episode, you get a sneak peak at a new hero set to meet the surviving Gorgeous P...2021-09-061h 19Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 53 - Pedal to the MetalThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has split the party, breaking the cardinal rule of D&D.
Their hollyphant guide, Lulu, has been taken away by a hellwasp, so Rayce the Roaster has polymorphed into a giant eagle and has taken off through the smog-choked skies of Avernus to rescue her.
Meanwhile, the rest of the GPB is aboard their infernal war machines, driving like the devil to get away from... well... a devil.
Not just any devil, but one of Zariel's lieutenants, Haruman.
Support the Rated RPG Podcast through Patreon. Patreon.com/ra...2021-08-251h 19Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 51 - The Shrinky BitTearing through the wasteland of Avernus aboard their infernal vehicles, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade find themselves being pursued by an even bigger demon engine containing a war party of bloodthirsty lycanthropes.
Oh, man. This one is classic Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade.
Thanks to everyone who joined the July livestream when this episode was recorded. It was Deon's birthday, and our first time back in-person in well over a year. We're looking forward to more fun during our next livestream - date to be determined.
Follow @ratedrpgpodcast on Twitter for livestream schedule, updates, and other R...2021-08-0933 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 50 - Mad Mags Beyond KnuckleboneThe Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade retrieved the memories of the hollyphant, Lulu, so now it's off to the wasteland in search of the Sword of Zariel. The hag warlord, Mad Maggie, might arrange transportation - but it's not going to be an easy journey. The wastes of Avernus have horrible infrastructure, and there's no shortage of infernal creatures looking to make a meal of our heroes.
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Random...2021-08-0253 minRated RPG PodcastEpisode 49 - A Hollyphant Never ForgetsIn this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade reaps the rewards of being helpful to members of the Fort Knucklebone community. With the hag warlord Mad Maggie swayed to assist them with her magic, the crew goes Inception on their hollyphant friend, Lulu, in search of her lost memories.
What will they learn of Zariel, tucked away in Lulu's adorable little brain? Can Mad Maggie be trusted? And will they need to lick Rayce again?
This episode is also our final virtually-recorded podcast episode for a bit - as we returned to in-person gaming on July 24...2021-07-281h 00Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 48 - Do the Mickey!The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their campaign to win the hearts and minds of the residents of Fort Knuckebone. It's a dangerous gambit, because violence seems to be the only language most of them understand - but if they play their cards right, they might get the help they need to find Zariel's sword and escape Avernus.
Also in this episode, Emre decides that livestream comments that make him laugh will earn inspiration for the party. Not a bad deal. Special thanks to Patreon supporter, Great Wight Spark, for starting that trend!
Speaking of Patreon...2021-07-161h 15Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 46 - Hold the Sword!In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade attempts to complete an exorcism gone wrong. Meanwhile, Aaron litigates the notion that his character Dhababbi could accidentally drop a sword. It's not just a funny argument about rules and a bad die roll - it also includes some great Dungeon Master insight from Emre.
Plus, this episode catches you up just in time for our next livestream THIS SATURDAY (6/12/21, noon CT)!
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If you've not yet subscribed to the podcast, please consider doing so! We'll be returning to in-person streaming/recording in July...2021-06-081h 07Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 42 - Hit the Deck!The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their search for Ulder Ravenguard, the Grand Duke of Elturel. Not only can he help them in their quest to save the city of Elturel from eternal damnation, but he's likely their only hope to cure Koslo of his mummy rot.
The gents find themselves in the midst of battle with some skeletal minotaurs. Rayce still can't heal up, but they were holding their own until Glubjeg opens a curtain into an adjoining room - and MOAR ENEMIES! But, is it a deadly blunder - or - bold strategic choice?
T...2021-05-111h 30Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 40 - Stone Chicken PilotsRayce the Roaster may be out of danger, but with Koslo Ferngrove still afflicted with mummy rot, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade pushes onward to a creepy mausoleum in search of help for the ailing druid.
Mummy rot prohibits you from gaining hit points, so if Koslo expects to survive to find help, he should employ a strategy using his monk abilities (Ki points for dodging/disengaging) to avoid attacks, and druid wild shape to soak damage. Then again, Koslo doesn't always think things through.
Dhababbi better not get too cocky either. His high AC can't...2021-04-121h 27Rated RPG PodcastEpisode 38 - Rayce Against TimeThe thing about mummy rot is that once you catch it, your clock starts ticking.
Your hit point maximum drops daily, and you can't regain hit points until the curse is removed and the disease is cured.
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in hell, a place where finding someone (or something) to remove a curse is a tall order.
Rayce the Roaster and Koslo Ferngrove both have mummy rot - and Rayce is definitely in mortal peril.
Deon and Jason have new characters rolled up... just in case.
We...2021-03-2257 min