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rejectedburritoKit Ramsey mask2011-08-2300 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #09http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2011-05-1401 min
rejectedburritoFlickr/Adam Lisagor in PummelvisionMade with Pummelvision: http://pummelvision.com/
Music by Friendly Ghost: http://friendlyghostmusic.com/2011-01-3102 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #08http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-08-1001 min
rejectedburritoSony Stereotypes in "Crazy People" (1990)2010-07-2000 min
rejectedburritoDaryl Hannah for AT&T in "Crazy People" (1990)Tired of taking your crap. Same as it ever was.2010-07-2000 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #07http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-06-2801 min
rejectedburritoLocal anchorman John Beard reports on a new coffee drink (1979)"It's called a 'cuppacchino' and wait til you see what it costs."2010-06-2500 min
rejectedburritoNine Deaths of the Credit SequenceThis is the opening credit sequence from the 1985 craptacular Sho Kosugi masterpiece "Nine Deaths of the Ninja".
And good God, this was ill-advised. Just everything went wrong, from the seemingly-improvised sexy leotard dance off, to the horribly unsexy interplay of sword and female form, to the music, oh the music. Just please stop the music.
Sho's character is called Spike Shinobi. He fights a trio of Filipino little people, one of whom hits him in the nuts.
Executive produced and starring 70s tennis legend Vijay Armitraj, who is clearly boning the lady who plays his secretary.2010-06-2403 min
rejectedburritoParenthood (1989) "Tod's Dad's Breakfast"2010-06-2000 min
rejectedburritoCompound Present PerfectIt's hard to tell from the recording, but some people in attendance suggested I was so focused on getting my tenses right, that I called my good friend Jason the wrong name.
Jury's still out, as far as I'm concerned.2010-06-1400 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #06http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-05-3101 min
rejectedburritoThose Famous Larchmont LegsJust what in the sam hell is this old guy doing on a bench on Larchmont? Some sort of old guy crotch exercises?2010-05-2600 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #05http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-04-1401 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #04http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-04-0701 min
rejectedburrito"Show me you're nuts"From the Zucker Bros' classic "Kentucky Fried Movie" (1977).2010-04-0700 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #03http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-03-3102 min
rejectedburritoNashville (1975) - "Since You've Gone"This beautiful song, performed by the fictional folk trio Tom, Bill and Mary in Robert Altman's "Nashville" was written for the film by Gary Busey. Weird.2010-03-2404 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #02http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-03-0100 min
rejectedburritoBill and Ted Bend Time and Space to their WillPay close attention because there's a subtle cue in there which is the key to understanding the continuity between timelines, and the fulfillment of the Novikov self-consistency principle.
HINT: Listen for the car horn. That's the precise moment at which the causal loop rejoins itself!2010-02-1800 min
rejectedburritoBill and Ted Bend Time and Space to their WillI'm no Einstein, but this is the one part of the movie that I could never wrap my mind around.2010-02-1700 min
rejectedburrito"CQ" (2001) - "Do you think you are clever?"Well, do you?2010-02-1700 min
rejectedburritoMovieparts.biz Issue #01http://lonelysandwich.com/tagged/movieparts2010-02-1500 min
rejectedburrito"Enjoy the Show!" by Pike ProductionsFrom the Vista Theater in Los Feliz, Los Angeles, CA. Produced by Pike Productions, Inc. of Newport, Rhode Island, ca. 1993.2009-12-1200 min
rejectedburritoIra and Barry in "City Slickers" (1991) - The ChallengeIra and Barry, ice cream magnates as portrayed by David Paymer and Josh Mostel. "Scoop o' chocolate, scoop o' vanilla. Don't waste my time."2009-12-0301 min
rejectedburritoIra and Barry in "City Slickers" (1991) - The IntroIra and Barry, ice cream magnates as portrayed by David Paymer and Josh Mostel. "If it was us, could you eat?"2009-12-0300 min
rejectedburritoRockers Yellow DancemanHe looks like a little banana, but he dances like a mystical genius warrior.2009-11-2400 min
rejectedburritoAndy Kaufman on HBO (1977) pt. 4 of 4This is the genius Andy Kaufman as Tony Clifton on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 1 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3UG8jP3A8M
This is very rare. Read the backstory here:
http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs2009-11-2008 min
rejectedburritoAndy Kaufman on HBO (1977) pt. 3 of 4This is the genius Andy Kaufman as Tony Clifton on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 4 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIX_pkFF-CU
This is very rare. Read the backstory here:
http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs2009-11-2008 min
rejectedburritoAndy Kaufman on HBO (1977) pt. 2 of 4This is the genius Andy Kaufman on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 3 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jbu5x2Z-U0
This is very rare. Read the backstory here:
http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs2009-11-2007 min
rejectedburritoAndy Kaufman on HBO (1977) pt. 1 of 4This is the genius Andy Kaufman on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 2 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xHeONG6N4M
This is very rare. Read the backstory here:
http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs2009-11-2008 min
rejectedburrito"Top Secret!" Backwards Swedish Bookstore, ForwardsThis idea was blatantly stolen from YouTube user Shitentoozate, who has previously realized it in lower quality here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mr_XAM8CMw
Thanks for the idea, Shitentoozate, and hopefully you're okay with the redo.2009-10-0501 min
rejectedburrito"Your Soundboard" iPhone App@willw's app just got approved. It's as fun as it is stupid!
http://bit.ly/yslink2009-10-0300 min
rejectedburrito"Real Genius" Mitch tests Jordan's Rebreather2009-08-0502 min
rejectedburrito"Leaving Las Vegas" - Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much, Terri ha ha.Commemorating the line of dialogue that would become the rallying cry of a generation.2009-04-0300 min
rejectedburritoLifeSavers feat. Ladysmith Black MambazoCulled from 90's Commercials Vol. 14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA1ij7mVv48&fmt=18 This is the only example I could find on YouTube of the tremendous work done by Ladysmith Black Mambazo for this historic candy campaign. One love.2008-12-0200 min