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2024-08-1520 minRewritesS04E05: "Knock at the Cabin"Was Jonathan Groff enough to elevate this Shyamalan film to new heights? Or are we back in "Old" territory? Find out in this recap episode.
2024-08-0949 minRewritesPunch-Up: It's Fury-oh-sawNathan reviews the newest installment in the Mad Max saga, since that's what we're calling it now....
2024-08-0116 min2024-07-2554 minRewritesS04E03: "The Big Hit"Nathan recaps this Lou Diamond Phillips film that was possibly the most 2000's movie that 1998 had to offer.
2024-07-1832 minRewritesPunch-Up: Doin' Dewey DirtyNathan reviews "Scream 5", because you can never really get enough Cox-Arquette.
2024-07-1123 minRewritesS04E02: "Dream A Little Dream"Clarke and Nathan recap this strange 80's flick that even the Coreys want you to forget...
2024-07-041h 17RewritesPunch-Up: Wrasslin'Nathan reviews "The Iron Claw", the only film to try to be sadder than Simon Birch.
2024-06-2725 minRewritesS04E01: "Madame Web"Nathan tries to recap this Pepsi Cola sign-wreck of a movie in the debut episode of Season 4!
2024-06-2044 minRewritesPunch-Up: Fassbend-it Like BeckhamNathan reviews the film "Next Goal Wins" at the request of a beloved listener.
2024-03-1819 minRewritesS03E09: ”The Black Phone”The final episode of Season 3 has Clarke and Nathan watching this horror/thriller starring a kinda buff Ethan Hawke and a kinda magical phone.
2023-04-191h 16RewritesS03E08: ”The Fly 2”Nathan FLYs solo on this recap episode of the not-so-classic body horror sequel.
2023-04-1938 minRewritesS03E07: ”Tank Girl”Strap in for this crazy 90's comic book movie that probably inspired Deadpool.
2023-04-051h 28RewritesS03E06: Talkin’ Top Gun 2The long awaited sequel was finally there, but what did Jacob and Nathan think of it?
2023-03-291h 16RewritesS03E05: ”M3GAN”Nathan and Clarke recap this killer doll thriller, and decide if it's more than a Chucky rehash.
2023-03-2057 minRewritesS03E04: Spring 22 in ReviewThe boys discuss "The Boys", Disney Plus content, and other movies and shows they saw that fateful spring.
2023-03-1544 minRewritesS03E03: CopilotsA special guest joins Nathan to pit two series opening episodes against each other to decide which they would continue watching.
2023-03-0658 minRewritesS03E02: ”Old”Jacob and Nathan discuss this truly unique turd from M. Night Shyamalan. Truly turdly.
2023-02-261h 03RewritesS03E01: ”Troll 2”The crew finally watches "the best-worst movie" ever made, but will it hold a candle to Showgirls?
2023-02-171h 38RewritesPunch-Up: Clip Show Vol. 2Another collection of unused clips from past episodes, and an introduction to the upcoming Season 3!
2023-02-1021 minRewritesS02E07: “Tango and Cash”In the finale of Season 2 the boys recap the sixth-best Kurt Russell movie of all time.
2022-04-041h 02RewritesS02E06: Movie Mad LibsJacob and Nathan challenge each other to rewrite classic Christmas movies by filling in the "blanks" of the story with randomly selected plot devices, character tropes, and the Declaration of Independence.
2022-03-2953 min2022-03-2135 minRewritesS02E04: ”3 Ninjas”A recap episode for a film that asks "What if Kevin McCallister was a Ninja? And also 3 different people?"
2022-03-141h 41RewritesS02E03: Timmy and The SandwormsA discussion of the long-awaited Zendaya film "Dune" starring Zendaya, sort of.
2022-03-0832 minRewritesS02E02: ”Weekend at Bernie’s”A recap episode that chronicles Nathan's first viewing of this comedy classic.
2022-02-2800 minRewritesS02E01: Would You Rather Vol.2In the first episode of what they're calling "Season 2" the boys play another round of "Would You Rather" with movie scenarios.
2022-02-2248 minRewritesSlingin’ ItNathan and Jacob discuss "Spider-Man: No Way Home" and how it could destroy the movie industry as we know it. Maybe.
2022-02-101h 05Rewrites”Malignant”Happy Halloween! Rewrites returns after a long hiatus (sorry about that) just in time for the spooky season, and to celebrate they watched the new James Wan horror flick "Malignant" so you don't have to. Sit back and enjoy the ride through this crazy movie, and stay tuned for more episodes coming soon!
2021-10-261h 33RewritesPunch-Up: Smart BugsAfter a mailbag question sparked a discussion about Starship Troopers for the first time, the guys knew it needed its own episode.
2021-07-0623 minRewrites"The Core"A heartfelt email requested a recap of this Swank-tastic disaster flick and the fellows from Rewrites were happy to oblige.
2021-06-221h 26RewritesMailbag Vol. 2To celebrate their 50th episode, the Rewrites duo answer more random questions submitted by listeners.
2021-06-091h 07RewritesIt's Saturday NightJacob and Nathan talk about "Saturday Night Live" alumni, their favorite skit-turned-film, and what movies they would like to see made from the legendary comedy show.
2021-06-0149 minRewritesPunch-Up: NextremeA discussion about the mid 2000s MTV dating show "Next" and how one could, in fact, take it to the extreme.
2021-05-1833 minRewrites"Fear"This recap episode finds Jacob and Nathan riding the proverbial roller-coaster that is this 90's thriller starring Marky Mark.
2021-05-101h 58RewritesAthletes to ActorsThe guys discuss sports stars who made the transition to acting, and Charles Barkley being creepy in Space Jam.
2021-04-2844 minRewritesNo Holds BarredRewrites tackles this "Tiny" Lister classic where the wrestling is as real as Hulk Hogans love for French restaurants.
2021-04-211h 28RewritesFor The LadiesJacob and Nathan discuss a listeners list of top 10 favorite actresses and form lists of their own.
2021-03-311h 20RewritesTitanic 2At the request of a beloved listener, the guys recap this sequel that no one asked for or even knew existed.
2021-03-241h 11RewritesAction JacksonRewrites recaps this not-so-classic 1988 action(?) movie starring most of the cast of Predator.
2021-03-171h 28RewritesPunch-Up: How Cute Keanu IsWhere does Keanu Reeves rank among action stars? This mini episode tries to find out.
2021-03-0926 minRewritesBiopicsAfter hearing about the upcoming Vanilla Ice biopic, the guys wanted to brainstorm other biographical movies.
2021-03-0257 minRewritesClip ShowThe Rewrites lads put together a collection of clips from unreleased recordings for your listening pleasure.
2021-02-2332 minRewritesPunch-Up: Simple SummariesNathan wrote a bunch of purposefully confusing descriptions for plots of famous movies and challenged Jacob to name the films.
2021-02-1625 minRewritesTorqueThe Rewrites boys recap and discuss this 2004 motorcycle extravaganza, and try to figure out what the hell they just watched.
2021-02-091h 14RewritesMakin' BabiesAfter the success of The Mandalorian, the guys brainstorm other franchises that could use a "Baby Yoda" of their own.
2021-01-2945 minRewritesPunch-Up: Movie TheatersThe guys pitch their ideas for how movie theaters can stay in business in 2021 and beyond.
2021-01-1923 minRewritesLicense To DriveJacob and Nathan watch and discuss this oft-overlooked 80's classic, and pitch their ideas for the potential remake.
2021-01-1253 min2021-01-0450 minRewritesBlack ChristmasTo celebrate the Holidays this year Jacob and Nathan created a watch-a-long episode for the 2019 remake of Black Christmas.
2020-12-211h 07RewritesPunch-Up: Along Came PaulyIn this mini episode the boys discuss their favorite Pauly Shore movies.
2020-12-1824 minRewritesShowgirlsOur 30th episode chronicles Jacob’s first time watching the classic Elizabeth Berkley film, Showgirls.
2020-12-111h 50RewritesForeign TitlesJacob found some movie titles that when translated for foreign countries produced whacky results.
2020-11-2436 minRewritesSurprisingly EducationalThe guys share random facts and life lessons they’ve learned from movies over the years.
2020-10-2657 minRewritesPunch-Up: TaglinesJacob challenges Nathan to guess movies based only on their (sometimes) obscure taglines.
2020-10-1522 minRewritesIt’s Scary!It all started with a question: “What movie scared you the most as a kid?” What followed was this horror-centric episode that has the Rewrites crew revealing their deepest, darkest fears. But it’s pretty funny.
2020-10-0640 minRewritesPunch-Up: Joshin’ and BrolinThe Rewrites duo talked about random celebrities, including Josh Brolin, and decided to make it their first mini-episode that they are calling Punch-ups. Hope you enjoy!
2020-09-2722 minRewritesSandlot Thunderdome“Two men enter, one man leave” the Rewrites boys decide who the 2nd best Sandlot character is. We all know who number 1 is.
2020-09-0935 minRewritesCopycatsSometimes different studios with different crews make movies with the same plot, Rewrites decides which one did it better.
2020-08-2446 minRewritesSwitcherooThe boys choose actors from their favorite movies that they would have switch characters to a past or future role from a different film.
2020-07-2339 min2020-07-0935 minRewritesRe-emergenceRewrites rises from the ashes of COVID-19 like a glorious Phoenix in this episode where they talk about post-quarantine life, dating apps, and B-dubs.
2020-06-2756 minRewritesThe Corona Conversations Vol. 2Jacob and Nathan recommend movies and TV shows currently available on various streaming services.
2020-04-1146 minRewritesThe Corona Conversations Vol. 1As the Country is gripped by the pandemic, the Rewrites crew felt it necessary to discuss such important topics as video stores, Leonardo DiCaprio, and why Predator is a horror movie.
2020-03-3142 minRewritesFilms that make you say “What?"The guys discuss movie plots that don’t quite add up, and test their suspension of disbelief.
2020-02-2843 minRewritesThe Best of 2010s: Part TwoThe guys break down their lists for the top ten movies of the last ten years.
2020-01-301h 04RewritesThe Best of 2010s: Part OneJacob and Nathan discuss their favorite performances, trailers, soundtracks, and more from the past decade.
2020-01-301h 05RewritesThe Rewrites Holiday SpectacularJacob and Nathan discuss their favorite holiday traditions, which may include watching a movie or twelve.
2019-12-2452 minRewritesThe Good Ol' MailbagThe listeners want answers and the Rewrites duo is going to give it to them.
2019-12-191h 04RewritesCartoonsJacob and Nathan discuss the weird 90s trend of kid cartoons based on films much too inappropriate for children, and pitch some ideas of their own of course.
2019-12-061h 05RewritesGump 2020Our hosts try and map out their own updated version of Forrest Gump, chronicling the last thirty years.
2019-11-1853 minRewritesRemakesThe boys discuss the formula for a good movie remake, as well as what films they would like to see get a reboot.
2019-11-1256 minRewritesFast Food MoviesIn this episode of Rewrites, the guys discuss the current state of the movie industry and what we would like to see change.
2019-11-0152 minRewritesWhere Hasn't Jason Been?The guys discuss the Friday the 13th franchise and try to figure out Jason's next destination.
2019-10-1546 minRewritesHold the PhoneThe guys get an early start to the halloween season by discussing the role of technology in horror films.
2019-09-2555 minRewritesTOYZ.Jacob and Nathan discuss toys from their childhood, that if made sentient/magical could spark some fun movie ideas.
2019-09-1634 minRewritesTussle with RussellAt the request of a listener, Jacob and Nathan decide which Kurt Russell character would win if pitted against each other in a fighting tournament.
2019-09-0950 minRewritesSpin-OffsThe guys discuss their favorite "classic" supporting characters that they feel deserve a film of their own.
2019-08-2751 minRewritesThe "Freaky Friday" TreatmentEver wonder what a G-rated Hellraiser would be like? What about an R-rated Peter Pan? On this episode, the boys attempt to rewrite classic kids movies to be retargeted toward adults and in turn make some horror films more family-friendly.
2019-08-1947 minRewritesStranger Things 3Come join Nathan and Jacob as they geek out on the third season of Stranger Things. What they loved, what they hated, and all their wacky theories can be found on this episode of Rewrites.
2019-08-121h 07RewritesCrossoversThe first episode of Rewrites finds Nathan and Jacob pitching their ideas for movie crossovers, including Ernest being home alone, Wayne and Garth going on an excellent adventure, and John Wick getting fast and furious.
2019-07-3156 min