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Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Jordan Doll and Jono ZalayThis week, M.K. and Simon bring you a hot slice of episode as they welcome super funny comedians and pals: Jono Zalay and Jordan Doll! The crew has a hoot of a time as they discuss backwoods beard workshops, dropping off rent in an envelope at a deli, and Simon's childhood in the town from dirty dancing. M.K. rails against the lightbulb industry in Confrontation Corner and Simon gets real as he tells the world, "That's the thing about art...it is so expensive!" See you around the apartment!
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2020-08-0848 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Doug Benson and Doug MellardThis week, M.K. and Simon welcome two incredible Dougs to Roommates 4 Lyfe: Doug Benson and Doug Mellard! The crew discusses hot topics including roommate prank life/getting pink eye, amateur mailmen, and comedy hypnotists. And this week's wise words of wisdom: Remember that anyone standing in a Target could work there! See you around the apartment!
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2020-07-3159 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Chris Fairbanks and Michelle BiloonM.K. and Simon are back after a week off and IMMEDIATELY get down to business with the incredible Chris Fairbanks and Michelle Biloon! The crew talks about coughing in public (is it the new farting in public?), Jim Carrey, and has a MEATY discussion of 90 Day Fiancé. This is a good one and don't forget this week's mantra: "GIVE ME THE TEST! I'M STARVING!"
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2020-07-2355 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: T.J. Chambers and Danielle RadfordAin't no party like a roommate party cuz the roommate party don't stop! Simon's back at the chateau and the boys welcome the amazing T.J. Chambers and Danielle Radford to the podcast! This episode serves up some piping hot Hollywood gossip in addition to some hearty discussions on bald eagles, the creative arts emmys, and everyone's favorite Virgil Village bar: The Smogcutter (RIP). Remember to build that emotional wall and we'll see you around the apartment!
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2020-07-0958 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Maggie Maye and Chris CubasRoommate times continue and this week M.K. and Simon welcome the amazing Chris Cubas and Maggie Maye to the podcast! The crew talks toenails (or lack thereof), gummy bears for dinner, and M.K.'s delicious recipe for Sarro Beans. This one is wild, y'all, and you better buckle up...it's the law! Stay safe roommate fam!
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2020-07-0253 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Clayton English and David PerdueIt's another week in roommate-land and M.K. and Simon are super excited to welcome Last Comic Standing winner, Clayton English, and the host of the Fourth and Ten podcast, David Perdue, to the show! The crew talks home haircuts, Nic Cage, and how to enjoy Instacart grapes like a king. This is a great one y'all and you honest to God won't want to miss it!
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2020-06-251h 08Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Mia JacksonAfter a brief hiatus, the roommates are back and roomier than ever! This week, M.K. and Simon welcome Mia Jackson to the podcast and the crew discusses THE NEWS, private jets, zoom wigs, and more. Give a listen for a laugh! And to everyone listening that has participated in and continues to be active in the Black Lives Matter movement, we love and support you!
2020-06-1844 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Dulcé SloanIt's a big day for the roomies as they welcome The Daily Show Correspondent, Dulcé Sloan, to the podcast! The crew covers a lot of ground including, nails, Sesame Street, and work in the time of quarantine! Give this bad boy a listen!
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2020-05-221h 07Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: David VenhuizenThe roomies are back with another steamy quarantine sesh as the boys welcome David Venhuizen to the podcast! The gang talks about making homemade cold brew in the end times, America's need for sports, and all things crockpot and/or instapot! And hey, you don't want to miss this one because you may just learn something, you dingbats!
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2020-05-1837 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Live w/ Arden Myrin, Lauren Lapkus and Lisa deLarios!The Roomies are back with a special Roommates 4 Lyfe livestream event on Holdthephone.tv! Today M.K. and Simon welcome Arden Myrin, Lisa deLarios, and (from the current #1 movie in the world!!!) Lauren Lapkus! The crew discusses magic wands, quarantine fashions, and asks the eternal question: would you rather quarantine with The Rock or Jason Statham?! Give it a listen!
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2020-05-151h 03Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Andy KindlerToday, the roomies welcome the one-and-only Andy Kindler to the podcast and chat about his new album, "Hence the Comedy"! It's a dream of an episode and the crew does deep dives on zoom act outs, the kids these days, and hiding under a freeway from Jay Leno! You won't want to miss this one!
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2020-05-1158 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Live w/ Cameron Esposito, Todd Masterson and Laura Lippert!The roomies are back with another VERY special livestream event on Holdthephone.tv! Every Thursday at 6pm, M.K. and Simon stream Roommates 4 Lyfe live and in this episode the boys welcome the incredible Cameron Esposito, Todd Masterson, and Laura Lippert to the podcast. The crew talks about life in the circus, famous men with bald spots, and whether or not M.K. has what it takes to work as a dancer at Flaming Saddles! Hint: he may have to eat cotton balls to do it!
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2020-05-081h 07Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Matt O'Brien and Julia HladkowiczThe Quarantine Sessions continue and today M.K. and Simey welcome the amazing Matt O'Brien and Julia Hladkowicz to the podcast! The gang talks about Canada, Simon's experience playing Jackbox, and A LOT about Frasier. Give it a listen and find out what a Canadian Hot Tub is!
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2020-05-0428 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Live on Twitch w/ Amber Nelson and Ed Larson!In another special livestream event with Holdthephone.tv, M.K. and Simon welcome the hilarious Amber Nelson and Ed Larson of The Brighter Side podcast to the show! the gang shares some great roommate stories and has a hearty discussion on Hooters, haunted places, and of course cats giving birth! Enjoy!
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2020-05-011h 08Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Carter DeemsToday on Roommates 4 Lyfe, M.K. and Simey welcome a true star from MTV's Wild 'N Out, Carter Deems! The boys talk about meeting at a comedy festival in Milwaukee and you guessed it: Simey and M.K. try to freestyle! Spoiler alert: they should definitely be put behind bars for the bars they dropped. And to round it out, Carter shares one of the best roommate stories M.K. and Simey have ever heard! Give it a listen!
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2020-04-2955 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Ahamed WeinbergMore quarantine means more quarantalk with ol' M.K. and Simey! Today the roomies welcome Ahamed Weinberg to the podcast and discuss his experience having Covid-19! You'll be happy to know he is all better now, and the gang chatted about fever dreams, paying the rent, and the new culture of communicating through screens. Give it a listen!
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2020-04-2750 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Live on Twitch w/ Ian Karmel, David Gborie and Sean Jordan!The Roommates go live on Twitch and welcome the amazing gentlemen of the All Fantasy Everything podcast: Ian Karmel, David Gborie, and Sean Jordan! Every Thursday at 7:30 (Pacific Time) tune into holdthephone.tv to watch Roommates 4 Lyfe stream live! On this episode, the gang talks ape nipples, owls and whether or not ham and bananas is disgusting (big hint: it is!). We love these guys and you will too! Give it a listen!
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2020-04-241h 10Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Sean Patton & Caitlin CookIt's hump day in the quarantine and that means you got another Roommates 4 Lyfe Quarantine Sesh coming your way! Today, the roomies welcome the incredible Caitlin Cook and Sean Patton to the pod and gab about "Weird Al" Yankovic, how to do the dishes, and ironic comedy show names! We don't want to oversell it, but this episode is a true runaway success! Give it a listen!
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2020-04-2235 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Carmen MoralesAnother week in quarantine and another week of amazing Roommates 4 Life Quarantine Sessions! Today, the roomies welcome the wonderful Carmen Morales and chat about the three C's of the quar: collaging, coyotes, and canoes! Carmen shares stories of comedian life with roommates and specifically answers the timeless question: can you bring a guy home if your bed is on the top bunk? Give it a listen!
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2020-04-2040 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Live on Twitch w/ Blair Socci, Amy Miller and Lydia Popovich!The Roommates go live on Twitch and welcome the amazing Blair Socci, Amy Miller, and Lydia Popovich to the podcast! Every Thursday at 7:30 (Pacific Time) tune into holdthephone.tv to watch Roommates 4 Lyfe stream live! On this episode, the gang talks being horngry for omelettes, holding in farts, and gay vs. straight weddings. It's a doozy and so much fun! Give it a listen!
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2020-04-171h 06Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Josh JohnsonMore quar means more Roommates 4 Lyfe Quarantine Sessions! Today the roomies welcome "The Daily Show" writer, Josh Johnson, to the podcast and there is a lot of talk about eating! Specifically the crew chats about eating paint chips, Venus fly traps, and French toast! And if that isn't enough for you, dear listener, there is a very surprise cameo from Mr. Caleb Synan! Give it a listen! And Bon Appetit!
2020-04-1634 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Dead KevinWhoa boy! It is TUESDAY and we have a very special quarantine session of Roommates 4 Lyfe with the amazing sketch trio, Dead Kevin (Ahmed Bharoocha, Jack Robichaud, and Ryan O'Flanagan)! The gang talks gas rationing, rollerblades, and prop boxes, in this jam packed episode that was so full it actually got cut off at the end! Enjoy!
2020-04-1434 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Andrew DismukesIn a very special Quarantine Session of R4L, the boys welcome SNL writer, Andrew Dismukes, to the podcast! The group chats about dramatic balcony moments, Boston Market, and their very dynamic combination as a cajun/gay/baby trio. To close it out, a rogue palm frond falls and hits Andrew as we are recording. Was it the universe's retaliation for our confrontation corner? Possibly!
2020-04-1331 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Phil SchallbergerHey all you cats and kittens! Today on the Roommates 4 Lyfe Quarantine Sessions, M.K. and Simon welcome the amazing Phil Schallberger to the show as he plays Sky Rim from home in Portland! The gang talks stock portfolios (or lack of them!), sourdough bread starters (also don't have!) and the state of livestream comedy all while watching Phil go on an epic VR adventure!
2020-04-1035 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Beth StellingRoommates 4 Lyfe is back with another Quarantine Session to feed your obsession! And today we are pumped to welcome one of the best in the biz to the show: Beth Stelling! The crew talks writing, performing for stuffed animals, and one day retiring from backyard shows. This one is hotter than face masks right now! Give it a listen!
2020-04-0933 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Candice ThompsonHave you ever wondered what it is like for comedians to be on a conference call? If so then the Quarantine Sessions of Roommates 4 Lyfe are what. you. want! Today, M.K. and Simon welcome Candice Thompson to the podcast and the gang gabs about falling asleep to forensic files, Simon taking his shirt off on Instagram Live, and coconut La Croix! And more!
2020-04-0831 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Kyle KinaneThe quarantine sessions continue and today M.K. and Simon welcome the amazing Kyle Kinane to the podcast! The trio tackles the big issues of the day such as what exactly is going on with Huey Lewis and the News and discuss whether M.K. can fit into a bathtub lengthwise! We love you guys...stay safe!
2020-04-0733 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Debra DiGiovanniAnother day, another quarantine sesh of Roommates 4 Lyfe! Today the boy's welcome the uncanny Debra DiGiovanni to the podcast and gab about bouncy castles, hot men, and cooking under M.K.'s armpit!
2020-04-0635 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Vanessa GonzalezThe Quarantimes continue and today the boys welcome the incredible, funny, and PERFECT Vanessa Gonzalez to the podcast! The crew talks quarantine fashions, being horngry, and jump into a full fledged TEDtalk on magic eye posters! Stay safe and we love y'all!
2020-04-0335 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Rosebud Baker & Andy HaynesIt's another day which means we got another bangin' installment of the Roommates 4 Lyfe Quarantine Sessions! Today we welcome the newly-engaged-and-quarantined-partners Andy Haynes and Rosebud Baker! We chit chat about Tiger King, read a letter from Simon and M.K.'s landlord, and air our quarantine grievances in confrontation corner! Get into it and join us in saying, "Sacre Bleu! My Baguette!"
2020-04-0232 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Zach Noe TowersToday on the R4L Quarantine Sessions, M.K. and Simon welcome the amazing Zach Noe Towers to the show! The group chats Dua Lipa, gym memberships, and the new gentlemanly courtships of Grindr. Give this one a listen and learn that Love, Actually is all around!
2020-04-0133 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Kyle AyersThe incredible Kyle Ayers joins Simon and M.K. AND Simon's girlfriend, Lindsey, for a hot quarantine seshhh! The gang talks video games (what are the good ones to play in these times?!), jelly beans, and potential great Halloween costumes! Stay safe y'all!
2020-03-3137 minRoommates 4 LyfeNucular Planking w/ Patrick Susmilch and ChristyIn our last pre-recorded episode before the quarantimes, M.K. and Simon mosey down the street and visit their neighbors, Patrick Susmilch and Christy to get some hot goss on a crazy roommate situation they had to resolve. Other topics of conversation include the new Star Trek series “Picard”, LA city bus drivers, and Simon’s new workout regimen. And Confrontation Corner gets strange as future Simon confronts present day Simon for being a jerk to his roommates! Don’t miss it!
2020-03-301h 15Roommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: The Puterbaugh SistersWe got another Quarantine Session for all of you Roommates 4 Lyferrrrs and today we welcome BACK the UNCANNY Puterbaugh Sisters! Tune in and hear this crew's thoughts on Livestreaming in the age of Quarantine!
2020-03-2927 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Quarantine Sessions: Shane TorresWe're all under quarantine and in these difficult times, M.K. and Simon are pumped to bring you some mini-eipsodes of Roommates 4 Lyfe we are dubbing "The Quarantine Sessions". Today, we welcome Shane Torres to the podcast and talk A LOT about beans. Stay safe gang!
2020-03-2731 minRoommates 4 LyfeThe Bad Boys of Anything w/ Daniel Van KirkThis week Simon and M.K. bring you a pre-recorded episode from before the quarantimes with the super funny Daniel Van Kirk! The team talks phone calls with M.K.’s mom, floating the river, and being each other’s agents. Dan does a deep dive on one of his living situations in DTLA and the gang wraps it all up with a meaty discussion of Chipotle! You won’t want to miss this one!
2020-03-261h 09Roommates 4 LyfePile of Swords w/ Jackie Kashian and Andy AshcraftIt’s crazy times for world and as everyone hunkers down for the quarantine, M.K. and Simon are pleased as pie to release this pre-recorded episode with the incredible Jackie Kashian and Andy Ashcraft! The roomies go on location to Jackie and Andy’s home to discuss everything from fantasy literature and the video game industry to katana swords and raging elections. And confrontation corner is truly spellbinding as Simon has a hearty confrontation for the one-and-only Kevin James! Give it a lesson and stay safe out there pals!
2020-03-181h 13Roommates 4 LyfeAnd Then There Was One... w/ Jesus TrejoRoommate life continues for M.K. and Simon as they welcome the super funny, Jesus Trejo, to the chateau! Simon discusses getting in shape, M.K. dreams of flying on a private jet, and Jesus shares stories of living life on a tour bus. In a listener-submitted saga, the gang hears a tale of hiding your roommates life-saving medication and confrontation corner GOES THERE as one of the trio calls out Los Angeles International Airport! We all hate it but find out why on today’s episode!
2020-03-091h 09Roommates 4 LyfeThe Exploding Apartment w/ David GborieThe boys are at home this week and welcome the incredible David Gborie to the pad! The group discusses many hot topics of the day including Simon’s status as a #shortking, MK’s day-after-Valentines bean cooking bonanza, and of course their blood feud with Gwyneth Paltrow. David shares an incredible tale of an explosion in his neighbor’s apartment, and everything comes to a head as Simon confronts the ever-evolving noises from the appliances.
2020-03-031h 18Roommates 4 LyfeThe Screaming Toilet w/ Eman El-Husseini and Jess SalomonThis week, exciting things are happening at M.K. and Simon’s apartment! Specifically, the toilet is making a high-pitched screaming sound, and to share in the symphony the boys welcome New York comedians, Eman El-Husseini and Jess Salomon to the pad. To round it out, Simon had way too much coffee, M.K. goes in deep on CATS and Eman and Jess share some roommate and courtship stories! Give a listen gang!
2020-02-251h 07Roommates 4 LyfeIs Simon Gay? w/ Sean PattonSimon and M.K. are back at Chateau Middlebury and welcome the incredible Sean Patton to the apartment. The boys get into it and quickly ask the age-old question, “Is Simon gay?” You might be surprised by the answer! Sean shares one of his most interesting roommate experiences involving cumin, and in confrontation corner, Simon calls out the lemon party going on in the fridge. This is a hot one gang and you better give it a listen!
2020-02-171h 17Roommates 4 LyfeIn the Stars w/ Julia Loken and Steve HernandezWhoa boy! This week the roommates have their heads in the stars and drop by the home of their pals, Julia Loken and Steve Hernandez. The gang discusses relationships, moles, and perhaps most importantly, M.K. and Simon’s star charts. Confrontation corner gets real as the gang comes to term with what exactly IS going on with the cream?!
2020-02-101h 15Roommates 4 LyfeIndoor Pool Party w/ Hampton Yount and Georgea BrooksThis week, M.K. and Simon visit the home of Hampton Yount and Georgea Brooks after Simon made M.K. wait in the car during one of his auditions. The boys ask their hosts what it’s like to own a pool, a hairless cat, and a pre-school diploma. Georgea shares her thoughts on being a vegan, Hampton opens up about living on couches in his 20s, and in a ghostly turn of events the front door magically blows open for no reason. And the real plant-based meat of the episode comes when the gang heartily debates the pronunciation of...
2020-02-031h 23Roommates 4 LyfePoo in the Shoes w/ Jamel JohnsonMK and Simon are venturing out and this week they swing by the pad of their good pal, Jamel Johnson! After recently graduating out of a roommate home and now living on his own, Jamel is living the good life in a studio and watching a lot of Blue Bloods. The gang talks parking tickets, Simon’s dog-walking strategies, and a threesome that once happened in M.K.’s bedroom to which he was not invited. And to round it all out the gang gets the low down on some poo in the shoes in a listener submitted story.
2020-01-271h 01Roommates 4 LyfeRoommate Reunion! w/ Caleb SynanIt’s 2020 and to kick off the decade, M.K. and Simon welcome one of their favorite guests (and other roommate) back to the podcast: the incredible Caleb Synan! The boys talk about Simon’s academic achievements at Chapman Elementary, how M.K. is devastatingly poor, and Caleb’s travels around the country. Roommate stories abound and the gang gets real in confrontation corner as they call out their fridge, toilet, and couch!
2020-01-211h 04Roommates 4 LyfeThe Roommate Rewind: 2019 In Review!As 2019 comes to a close, M.K. and Simon celebrate by bringing you some of their favorite Roommates 4 Lyfe moments from the last year! Join the boys as they take you on a journey from their first moments podcasting and their first confrontation corner to stories of pranks, bad comedy bits on the road, and roommate horror stories! See you next year pals!
2019-12-311h 02Roommates 4 LyfeA Dead Hawk on the Porch w/ Kristal AdamsAfter several episodes on location, the boys are glad to be back at home and welcome the amazing Kristal Adams to the show! In this very special end-of-the-year episode, the gang talks college gigs and being outshined by free pizza, Kristal’s experience living with a Martin Luther King, Jr. impersonator, and in a surprise twist, the garbage disposal is broken again and the repairman comes to fix it. Confrontation Corner is powerful as the gang confronts people who don’t text back, MK’s bank account, and of course the apostrophe in “Diff’rent Strokes”! See you in the apartmen...
2019-12-171h 00Roommates 4 LyfeBut I’m Beneath You! w/ Dave Ross and Chris CharpentierM.K. and Simon are back ON LOCATION in an episode that really delivers the roommate reporting you so desperately need! This week the boys sit down with comedian roommates, Dave Ross and Chris Charpentier, and share roommate stories that include tales of tiny baseball bats, a chicken outfit, and a pretend doctor. And as usual, Confrontation Corner is spicy even though M.K. is rushed to graduate from his Improv 201 class!
2019-12-101h 13Roommates 4 LyfeThe Dad Pad w/ Dave Waite and Mitch BurrowIt’s Thanksgiving time and you know M.K. and Simon are giving thanks this week for their amazing guests: Dave Waite and Mitch Burrow! The boys go on location and chat about driveway drama, comedy group houses, and some strong opinions surface on the Fast and the Furious franchise. Dave and Mitch regale listeners with roommate stories from New York and Japan and Confrontation Corner involves closets and holes. You won’t want to miss this episode coming to you straight from the Dad Pad!
2019-11-271h 09Roommates 4 LyfeThe Figurine Room w/ Robert DeanIn a very special episode of Roommates 4 Lyfe, M.K. and Simon welcome dear friend and fellow Inside Joker, Robert Dean, to the apartment! The trio discusses what it would be like to have homes with extra bedrooms and no roommates to sleep in them, deep cuts and hot takes of Amazon Prime’s “Inside Jokes”, and a probably too robust conversation of M.K.’s new garage door opener. Please come and join us in the Figurine Room, darlings!
2019-11-191h 05Roommates 4 LyfeNaked Tub TalkThis week, the roommates are back with some HUGE news! Not only have the apartment’s mailboxes been moved inside to prevent them from being broken into by anyone with a strong stick, but the roomies now have their own podcasting equipment! And how do they make use of it? M.K. regales us with a story of how one time he had an ant stuck in his ear canal, and Simon finally takes a stance on mini-pretzels! Oh, and the duo addresses the burning question we’ve all had for weeks: has M.K. cleaned the tub?
2019-11-1349 minRoommates 4 LyfeHell Houses w/ Ahamed WeinbergThe Roommates are back! This week, Simon has been BUSY and M.K. is broke and staring at walls but has been taking Improv 201 to feel something. The boys welcome the amazing Ahamed Weinberg to the show and have a deep discussion of Christian haunted houses, sci-fi movies, and share some roommate stories! And in Confrontation Corner, M.K. tells Simon he owes him $52 but Simon lets him know it’s actually $77. Does he Venmo him on the spot? Give a listen to find out!
2019-11-051h 08Roommates 4 LyfeExtreme Home Takeover!!! w/ Adam NewmanIn this week’s very special episode of Roommates 4 LYFE, the Roomies go on location and take over the home of their dear friend, Adam Newman! After a tense Confrontation Corner last week, M.K. and Simon are back and better than ever and chat with Adam about cats, New York, and honestly…a lot of butt stuff. The roomies get a value tip when Adam shares his favorite roommate life hack called the “It’s a Roommate Thing” strategy, and gang, you won’t want to miss this!
2019-10-291h 06Roommates 4 LyfeOnce Over on the Downstairs w/ Caleb SynanThis week, M.K. and Simon welcome back their long lost roommate, Caleb Synan, and boy is it an exciting episode! The trio discuss everything from hair dye, Simon’s obsession with a bamboo barrier on the patio, and Caleb’s lack of respect from children (He don’t get no respect!). But the real beef of the episode takes place during confrontation corner in which Simon and M.K. get very REAL and hash out some problems in the home. Hopefully this isn’t the last episode!
2019-10-221h 04Roommates 4 LyfeCricketsIt’s been a crazy week for the roomies! After fumigating the apartment, M.K. and Simon have a new problem: the break-ins of their apartment complex’s mailboxes! Additionally, M.K. relives a joke he made that only got a cricket’s response and the boys both discuss a wonderful Venmo donation they received from a friend of the podcast. Confrontation Corner takes a wild turn as the boys debate the specific things they do that should be confronted by the other but haven’t been addressed yet.
2019-10-1451 minRoommates 4 LyfeFumigation StationAfter taking a week off, the Roomies are back and madder than ever! MK and Simon learn they have to fumigate the apartment, and MK wonders if Simon is slowly losing his mind. Confrontation Corner gets real and the duo air out their grievances while they also air out their home.
2019-10-0456 minRoommates 4 LyfeDisgraceland w/ Rivers LangleyThis week, in a very special episode of Roommates 4 Lyfe, Simon and MK go ON LOCATION by recording at their next door neighbor's apartment who just happens to be fellow comedian and podcaster, Rivers Langley! The gang talks the history of the comedy compound they call home (often referred to as Disgraceland), the true story behind the gross toilet on MK and Simon's patio, and Rivers gives MK and Simon all the hot goss on what's going on with the neighbors.
2019-09-191h 12Roommates 4 LyfeANT-POCALYPSE!The ants have attacked! In this week's episode, the roommates struggle with their ant overlords, and Simon relives the harrowing tale of several days with an ant problem in the apartment. Luckily, MK had been out of town doing front flips in Boise, Idaho and didn't really care that much. Now that MK's back, however, a cruel, ant-filled reality awaits him, so you know confrontation corner gets real! And to round it all out, Simon reads a listener-submitted roommate story involving feet and a profoundly clogged toilet!
2019-09-1259 min
Heavy FriendingJoe and Laura Think Comedian M.K. Paulsen Should Be ArrestedM.K. Paulsen is a charming, tall, hair-covered LA based comedian. He's also a podcaster and appeared on the Amazon show "Inside Jokes". He joined Joe and Laura on the ol' podcast to talk about many things including evidence that he is a serial killer, roommates, and probably more.
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2019-09-0945 minRoommates 4 LyfeSimon and the Gays w/ Akeem WoodsThis week, Simon gets overwhelmed and overrun by homosexuals as the roomies welcome Akeem Woods to the podcast. The gang does a deep dive on gay life and the adult gay film industry leaving Simon to ponder a market analysis of tops to bottoms. What does that mean? You'll have to listen to find out. Oh and Simon also accidentally smashes one of the household's beloved succulents when he leans too far back in the shedding chair.
2019-09-051h 05Roommates 4 LyfeTar Tub w/ JoAnn SchinderleOn this week's episode, the Roomies have a big ol' fashioned welcome back day with their former roommate, JoAnn Schinderle! MK gets out his keyboard and the gang reminisces of the good times, the bad times, and the infamous Tar Tub. Ohhh, and you know Confrontation Corner gets super spicy with a former roommate in the house!
2019-08-291h 14Roommates 4 LyfeMom-K Paulsen w/ Atsuko Okatsuka and Ryan Harper GrayThis week, the Roomies welcome their most unique guests to date: MARRIED roommates Atsuko Okatsuka and Ryan Harper Gray! Together, they talk about astrology, Austin's Dirty Sixth, marriage, and share some truly horrifying (and hilarious) roommate stories. Oh and a very big update on what's going on with Sidewalk Fridge!
2019-08-221h 17Roommates 4 LyfeWho Shamed the Dog w/ the Puterbaugh SistersOn this week's episode, we fingerblast some female executives with special guests the Puterbaugh sisters! We also read some more roommate horror stories and check in on the ever present curbside refrigerator.
2019-08-161h 14Roommates 4 LyfeTime ServedThis week, we get real as we discuss Simon's brief stint in prison, and how he ended up there. We also check in with what's going on around the neighborhood, and explore the wonders of refrigerators left on the sidewalk. Not to mention more roommate horror stories. Also, the garbage disposal is still broken.
2019-08-081h 03Roommates 4 LyfeIn the Kitchen w/ Chef Danny PalumboThis week, "Chef" Danny Palumbo stops by the apartment as he quizzes the boys in a pasta spelling bee, and we find out what happened when M.K. and Simon went out of town. We also read off one of your horrible roommate stories!
2019-08-011h 00Roommates 4 LyfePie Style w/ Barbara Gray and Ryan CownieThis week Simon and MK welcome Ryan Cownie and Barbara Gray to the podcast to talk roommate pranks, birthday shenanigans and house parties.
2019-07-251h 01Roommates 4 LyfeTowel Hole w/ Caleb SynanOn this week's episode, the boys sit down with their very first guest, Caleb Synan, and talk about Seinfeld, Caleb's Shitty Ramen recipe, and Simon's terrifying trip up to Humboldt county.
2019-07-181h 02Roommates 4 LyfePile of CowOn this week’s episode, M.K. and Simon talk about the joys of cooking stew meat, M.K's trip back home, and Simon reveals his age on accident. Stay tuned after the break for an update on those sweet succulents growing in the window.
2019-07-111h 05Roommates 4 LyfeIMDb OutrageThe roommates have been busy! Simon consolidated all of his online subscriptions and MK went to see Celine Dion. To their horror, the boys found mysterious bios written on their IMDB pages revealing they both have small dicks. And to wrap it up, they have a heartfelt discussion of the McDonald's menu, what it means to be famous, and how much drinking is too much drinking.
2019-07-0456 minRoommates 4 LyfeBRITA Sweet SorrowIt's a big week for the boys! Simon introduces a new segment called “Raiding the Pantry” and M.K. is delighted his favorite, old sweater was returned to him. In confrontation corner, Simon confronts M.K. about emptying the Brita and not refilling it while M.K. goes after Simon for leaving pizza out. And roommate, Caleb Synan, makes a surprise pass-through the living room!
2019-07-0443 minRoommates 4 LyfeBMW on FireIn this week’s episode, Simon and MK talk about the BMW on fire in front of their building, Trader Joe’s seltzer with a splash, and we have another heated confrontation corner.
2019-06-2745 minRoommates 4 LyfeIt's a Coleman!In the first episode, the boys go over their sponsorship opportunities with Coleman, and confront each other on some of their biggest pet peeves.
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