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Fortnight on the Internets#86: Phelps FaceAlpine and Alison enjoy the Rio Olympics with a podcast filled with heroes, villains and bittersweet moments. Discussion includes the demise of Gawker Media (0:30), the tailspin of Donald Trump's presidential campaign (4:00), the human emoji Laurie Hernandez (13:00), the Michael Phelps / Chad Le Clos feud (24:00), and the endlessly entertaining O'Donovan brothers, Irish rowing medalists (32:00).2016-08-1700 minFortnight on the Internets#85: Melania's RickrollAlpine and Alison return to talk Pokemon Go and reportcard the RNC and DNC.2016-08-0900 minFortnight on the Internets#84: Batlexander ManiltonAlpine and Alison draft Shelley Duvall hellos, mourn for Sad Affleck and discuss Alpine's love of the musical Hamilton.2016-04-1500 minFortnight on the Internets#83: Presidential Election Lightning RoundAlison and Alpine dissect the presidential contenders' meme dankness and overall entertainment value. Highlights include Jeb Bush's pathetic "please clap" (5:00), Dr. Ben Carson's soporific charm (11:00), the most apt Lord of the Rings metaphor for Hillary vs. Bernie (21:00), Ted Cruz's teen ambitions to be in a titty movie (25:00), John Kasich, Fruit Ninja (31:00), Marco Rubio's meteoric downfall (35:00), Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash (41:30), and the phenomenon that is Donald Drumpf (49:30).2016-03-2500 minFortnight on the Internets#82: Damn, Daniel!In a podcast 2 months in the making, Alison and Alpine grade an extra-long report card. Highlights include Chris Christie held captive by Trump (8:30), albino alligators recording "Formation" covers (13:30), Damn, Daniel with the white Vans! (19:30), Golden Girls Gospel Remix (24:00), Alpine's takedown of OK Go (29:45), the nightmarish Trap Kazoo Kid (36:00), @FemScriptIntros (41:30); B.o.B vs Neil deGrasse Tyson (48:00), and the viral Patty LaBelle sweet potato pie review (54:00).2016-03-1700 minFortnight on the Internets#81: Best and Worst of the Internets 2015In a nearly two-hour show, Alison and Alpine recap another amazing year in Internet, and announce the newest members of the Hall of Internet Fame.2016-01-1500 minFortnight on the Internets#80: Ted Cruz's Awkward Home VideosAdele, an Axl Rose puppet, and a very awkward behind the scenes look at Ted Cruz and his family.2015-12-1400 minFortnight on the Internets#79: Catalyzing Campus ControversyTwo videos go megavi after campus protests heat up, Hotline Bling Cat steals our hearts, and Alpine attempts to set a new world record for the number of times "catalyze" is said in a podcast.2015-11-2000 minFortnight on the Internets#78: Lost in the Sauce, Lost in the GameA Twitter novella goes megavi, the world's greatest troll is celebrated, and we pick the best high school TV show of the last 30 years.2015-11-0400 minFortnight on the Internets#77: Bear, Don't Eat My KayakA bear eats an annoying lady's kayak, sorority sisters turn the tables on the baseball announcers who shamed them for snapping selfies, and a Youtubesman prank blows up his own kid.2015-10-2600 minFortnight on the Internets#76: Sea Monstah and Pizza RatOn this episode: sea monsters, pizza rats, Muppets and Ryan Adams.2015-09-3000 minFortnight on the Internets#75: Dear Fat PeopleA viral video attacking fat people, a couple who self-righteously live the Victorian lifestyle, and the Next To Kim Davis twitter feed.2015-09-1800 minFortnight on the Internets#74: Stumping for TrumpThe Ashley Madison hack, a controversial sorority rush video, and two breakout political stars who "stump for Trump" on Youtube.2015-09-0300 minFortnight on the Internets#73: The Day DMB Pooped on ChicagoA viral pregnancy announcement, a blow for justice on the Target FB page, and a commemoration of the day the Dave Matthews Band pooped on Chicago.2015-08-2100 minFortnight on the Internets#72: Cecil the LionRIP Cecil, Cara Delevigne vs. Good Day Sacramento, and Italians beseech Dave Grohl.2015-08-0500 minFortnight on the Internets#71: Tywan Lannisters...Kilt!Alison returns as we talk Game of Thrones recaps, Hillary's campaign announcement, and the Humpty Dance.2015-04-1500 minFortnight on the Internets#70: Villanova Piccolo GirlPolitics, piccolos, and Terence Howard's baby wipes fetish.2015-04-0200 minFortnight on the Internets#69: Llama ChaseOn this episode, we discuss the dress that messed with everyone's rods and cones, the epic Phoenix llama chase, and the best Bar Mitzvah video yet.2015-03-1000 minFortnight on the Internets#68: ThundersnowIn a supershort show, we celebrate Jim Cantore's thundersnow freakout, Kim Jong Un's new look and a little kid who really knows the presidents.2015-02-2300 minFortnight on the Internets#67: Left SharkOn this episode, we celebrate the viral moments of the Super Bowl, praise Youtuber Alt Shift X, and attempt to explainerize the Silk Road trial.2015-02-1100 minFortnight on the Internets#66: Deflated BallsFOTI breaks down memes, identifies the best new websites, and explains the mysteries of the Internets to our listeners.2015-01-3000 minFortnight on the Internets#65: The Best and Worst of 2014FOTI breaks down memes, identifies the best new websites, and explains the mysteries of the Internets to our listeners.2014-12-1800 minFortnight on the Internets#64: Peter Pan Live!FOTI breaks down memes, identifies the best new websites, and explains the mysteries of the Internets to our listeners.2014-12-1100 minFortnight on the Internets#63: Too Many CooksOn this episode, we celebrate Adult Swim's epic "Too Many Cooks" and the new hit podcast, Serial. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode632014-11-2000 minFortnight on the Internets#62: Rikk WildeOn this episode, we yap about the viral highlights of the World Series, a spooky musical for Halloween, and Inbox by Gmail.2014-11-0700 minFortnight on the Internets#61: Turnip For WhatOn this episode, we discuss the controversy that is raging in the gamer world, another batch of appalling old commercials, and Michelle Obama's turnip Vine. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode612014-10-2300 minFortnight on the Internets#60: 100 Orgasms a DayOn this episode, we discuss the plight of a man cursed with endless orgasms; we unearth a lost Hall & Oates video from the early 70s; and we're joined by Brett Weiner, the director of the short film "Verbatim."2014-10-0800 minFortnight on the Internets#59: Nobody Wants The Free U2 AlbumOn this episode, we talk about all the new Apple stuff, explore the website Every Noise at Once and rock out to Springtime Carnivore. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode592014-09-2400 minFortnight on the Internets#58: The FappeningOn this episode, we discuss the celebrity nude photo hacking scandal, celebrate the best 1960s soft drink ad imaginable, and toast an amazing 4-year-old restaurant critic. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode582014-09-1100 minFortnight on the InternetsBest of Guests #2On this episode, we revisit three of our favorite guest appearances: Randall of "Honey Badger" fame, Maria Blasucci and her encounter with Shia LaBoeuf, and musical genius Matt Farley.2014-08-2800 minFortnight on the Internets#57: Ice Bucket ChallengeOn this episode, we're joined by Tiffany Beveridge, author of "How to Quinoa"; we discuss the Ice Bucket Challenge and the Apparently Boy; and we enjoy the music of Mike Krol. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode572014-08-1300 minFortnight on the Internets#56: We Still ComingOn this episode, we're joined by Zena Barakat of the New York Times' Modern Love video series; we celebrate the Youtube works of LA's Hottest Bartender; and we hail the triumph of Weird Al. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode562014-07-3100 minFortnight on the Internets#55: The DashCon CatastropheOn this episode, we discuss the epic fail of the Tumblr convention DashCon; we praise the wonderful webseries High Maintenance; and we talk in the 1950s documentary voiceover voice a lot. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode552014-07-1700 minFortnight on the Internets#54: Facebook is Messing with Your MindOn this episode, we're joined by the co-creators of the webseries Millennial Parents; we celebrate a compilation of terrible demo tapes; and we discuss Facebook's dastardly social experiments. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode542014-07-0300 minFortnight on the Internets#53: Reading Rainbow Returns!On this episode, we applaud as Levar Burton weeps; the infectious jams of Twenty Trucks permanently lodge in our brains; and Erin Matson joins us to shed light on online misogyny and #YesAllWomen. With music from Future Monarchs! Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode532014-06-0400 minFortnight on the Internets#52: Solange Attacks Jay-ZOn this episode, we analyze the Carter-Knowles elevator brawl video like it's the Zapruder film. We delight in the discovery of a 1990 Oprah show featuring the TMNT. And we draft our favorite 90s alt-rock vocal hooks. With music from PARADISE. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode522014-05-2200 minFortnight on the Internets#51: What is Yik Yak?On this episode, we explain the controversial app phenomenon that is Yik Yak, unearth a forgotten, but weirdly ahead of its time internet TV show pilot, and enjoy the music of Skinny Bones. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode512014-05-0800 minFortnight on the Internets#50: MaxNoSleevesOn this episode, we're joined by YouTube star and friend of the podcast MaxNoSleeves to talk about a the life of a Youtubesman. Plus a report card full of human stupidity and a tribute of sports comedy genius Jon Bois. With music by You Won't. http://rumorsontheinternets.org/episode502014-04-1800 minFortnight on the Internets#49: Ask Us AnythingOn this episode, we gamely field all manner of bizarre and wonderful questions from our Likers. Plus, a gangsta-themed report card and great music from Upset. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode492014-04-0300 minFortnight on the Internets#48: Adele DazeemOn this episode, we break down the top viral items from the Academy Awards, we interview the most popular woman in NYC according to OKCupid, and we enjoy the music of Tweens. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode482014-03-1300 minFortnight on the Internets#47: #IAMSORRYOn this episode, we welcome the brilliant Maria Blasucci to tell us what it’s like to come face to face with a surly Shia LaBeouf; Jeni Sue joins us to unpack the Sochi Olympic Games; and we enjoy the music of Mother Falcon. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode472014-02-2800 minFortnight on the Internets#46: AbracadabraliforniaOn this episode, we're joined by two amazing interviewees: Matt Farley, the most prolific man on Spotify and iTunes, and Erin Chack, a rising star at Buzzfeed.2014-02-1300 minFortnight on the Internets#45: Pornhub Comments on Stock PhotosOn this episode, we praise our Report Card items like never before; we run down the controversy that Grantland unleashed by publishing a transgender-unfriendly longform piece; and we enjoy the music of Speedy Ortiz. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode452014-01-2900 minFortnight on the Internets#44: Selfie OlympicsOn this episode, only slightly tarnished by Alpine's poor-quality audio, we discuss the Selfie Olympics phenomenon, the hit tumblr Ladies Against Humanity, and run down our list of podcast recommendations.2014-01-1500 minFortnight on the Internets#43: Best and Worst of the Internet 2013!Our Likers and listeners weighed in, and the results have been calculated! We count down the Top 20 finest items from the digital realms for 2013, and conclude by announcing the newest members of the Hall of Internet Fame. rumorsontheinternets.org2013-12-1900 minFortnight on the Internets#42: Don't Curse, Kinect is ListeningOn this episode, we are joined by Erin Matson of breakout tumblr White Guys Doing It By Themselves, Ben Wyeth from the band Hockey, and a report card full of hoaxes, holiday wishes and Big Brother-like video game systems. 2013-12-1100 minFortnight on the Internets#41: Batkid To The Rescue!Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, Batkid saves San Francisco, a random dancing dude puts Bon Jovi back on the pop charts — four years in the future, and a Brooklyn rooftop breakup is livetweeted. With music from Tonight Sky, and lots of great contributions from our Likers!2013-11-2700 minFortnight on the Internets#40: Youtube Music AwardsOn this episode, we evaluate and rate a massive batch of infographics about the United States of A; we hip you to a bad ass music podcast well worth checking out; and we recap and review the first annual Youtube Music Awards. With music from Dead Gaze. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode402013-11-1400 minFortnight on the Internets#39: Kim Kardashian, Pleeease Marry Meee!!!On this episode, we share scary Youtube and website recommendations, explore the quaint world of industrial musicals, and find out the real story of the Kanye/Kim engagement from an inside source. With a ghoulish report card that delves into "the DARK SIDE of self-esteem!" We've got music from the Bad Bad Hats and a guest appearance by Jeni Sue.2013-10-3100 minFortnight on the Internets#38: StarbucksDrakeHandsOn this episode, we ask the eternal question: Ikea product or death metal band? We give a thumbs down to a girl who quit her job with a viral video and a thumbs up to a weird video sexy-face meme. We bring you a comedy group that’s clean enough for the Mormon church. And we giggle at a video of a little kid pooping. Plus great new tunes from Brothertiger and lots of great finds from our Likers! rumorsontheinternets.org/episode382013-10-1800 minFortnight on the Internets#37: How to Pronounce Horse_ebooksOn this episode, we explain what happened when a mysterious Youtube channel counted down to ZERO, and how the big reveal shocked the denizens of Weird Twitter. We run through a report card filled with the best and worst of personal relationships -- from two brothers who created the best Best Man toast ever, to a boyfriend who holds love hostage for sandwiches. We have AMAZING music from Bombino, who brings rock from West Africa via Nashville. Plus another Internet Challenge Surprise and lots of great finds from our Likers!2013-10-0300 minFortnight on the Internets#36: What Does the Fox Say?On this episode, we banter with Jessie Rosen, the author of the Time-Magazine-acclaimed blog 20-Nothings, about her 6-year run to the top of the blog pyramid, her take on misperceptions of millennials, and the exciting projects she has in development. We break down the latest viral hits, including "The Fox" by Ylvis, the Jimmy Kimmel twerk prank, and the mysterious Conversation Book. With music from Young Man and tons of great finds from our Likers!2013-09-1900 minFortnight on the Internets#35: Ghost GhirlsOn this episode, dedicated to Miley Cyrus, we celebrate the bride who twerked down the aisle to her own cover of a lewd Buckcherry anthem. We honor the Reddit movement to create cool audio tracks with isolated vocals of classic songs. And we're joined by GHOST GHIRLS headliners Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund, along with writer and Hall of Fame Liker Ryan Corrigan. With music from Bent Shapes and lots of great contribs from our Likers!2013-09-0600 minFortnight on the Internets#34: 40 Days of DatingOn this episode, we discuss the huge success of romance-chronicle 40 Days of Dating, praise an OCD Poet, and review the controversy sparked by the boastful founder of the new lady site Bustle. Internet friend Lily Vonnegut joins us to describe the wonders of VidCon. With music from Pity Sex and lots of great contributions from our Likers! Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode342013-08-2200 minFortnight on the Internets#33: Braless Reporter Fired For BloggingOn this episode, we recount the tale of Shea Allen, an Arkansas TV reporter fired for blogging too honestly, react to the expletive-filled tirades of internet sensation Crazy Rhubarb Lady, and in our latest Eight Minute Explanation, untangle the popular phone app Vine. With music from La Sera, an Internet Challenge Surprise, and lots of great contributions from our Likers. Links: http://rumorsontheinternets.org/episode332013-08-0700 minFortnight on the Internets#32: Anarchic NTSB InternOn this episode, we discuss the latest iteration of the famous Konami Code, nestled into some swanky websites; we salute the wisdom of small children, and we shake our heads in disbelief as a San Francisco news anchor pulls a Ron Burgundy by reading ethnic jokes off the teleprompter as if they are hard news. With music from The Blank Tapes and a soulful Internet Challenge Surprise. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode322013-07-2400 minFortnight on the Internets#31: Stand With WendyIn our triumphant return to the podwavez, we break down the #StandWithWendy political phenomenon with Mark Corcoran and Phillip Martin of @ProgressTX. We've got a report card loaded with the best internet gems from our hiatus, and a very sexxxxy dramatic reading of some Phil Collins erotica. With music from Beisbol. For links, rumorsontheinternets.org/episode312013-07-1100 minFortnight on the InternetsBest of Guests #1We're still on a break -- but in the meantime, here's a compilation of some of our all time favorite guests. Brian Donovan, expert in online dating. Brett Weiner, the king of branded Internet content. And Carlo Moss, co-creator of The Most Popular Girls In School. A veritable all-star team of past FOTI guests. With music again from Unknown Mortal Orchestra! We'll be back soon, dear Likers!2013-06-2500 minFortnight on the InternetsBest of J Sue #1We're on vacation, but in the meantime, here's a compilation of some of our collaborator Jeni Sue's finest moments on the show. Jeni Sue reports on the Oscars, the Olympics, and the Women of LA. With music from Unknown Mortal Orchestra.2013-06-1100 minFortnight on the Internets#30: Yahoo Is Buying TumblrOn this episode, we talk about the big moves being made by Yahoo! and its CEO Marissa Mayer, keyed by this week’s stunning announcement that the company had paid 1.1B to acquire Tumblr. As always, we have a breakdown of the latest breakout viral videos. We have music from So Many Wizards, and tons of great contribs from our Likers! For links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode302013-05-3000 minFortnight on the Internets#29: Cleveland Hero Charles RamseyOn this episode, we recount the saga of Charles Ramsey, who saved three women from a Cleveland hell-house and then gave a series of mesmerizing interviews and stirred up plenty of online controversy. We celebrate the comedy of The Lonely Island and their new ode to spring break and manlove. And we ask, has an influx of celebrity projects ruined Kickstarter? With music from Brendan Benson and lots of great contribs from our Likers.2013-05-1500 minFortnight on the Internets#28: The Honey Badger Don't CareWe throw our usual format out the window! First we discuss the hunt for the Boston Marathon bombers and all the fallout that dramatic event had on the Internet. Then, our collaborator Jeni Sue joins us to report on her adventures at Coachella. THEN, Randall, the expert in crazy, nastyass animals, especially the Honey Badger, joins us for a very special interview. With music from Skinny Lister and so many great contribs from our Likers!2013-05-0100 minFortnight on the Internets#27: The Man Behind the MemeWe talk about a dadblog that sparked controversy and laughter, a Youtube genius who a cappella jams on video game themes, and discuss the process that occurs when we find out the true identity of an internet phenomenon -- does it increase the love or ruin the moment? With music from The Lonely Wild!2013-04-1900 minFortnight on the Internets#26: Red Equal SignOn this episode, we break down the breakout political meme supporting same-sex marriage. We also talk about the kung fu master in the Food Lion parking lot and the food items every ultra-patriot needs to know about. With music from Slavic Soul Party. For links, rumorsontheinternets.org/episode262013-04-0300 minFortnight on the Internets#25: The Most Popular Girls in SchoolWe talk to Carlo Moss, the co-creator of viral Youtube series The Most Popular Girls in School. We debate whether it's now considered rude to leave a voicemail, and we evaluate a list of Flirty Text Message Ideas from Seventeen magazine and rule them either “acceptably flirtatious” or “scary and disturbing.” Plus music from Mean Jeans and a festive new song from Neil & John!2013-03-2000 minFortnight on the Internets#24: Goats Yelling Like HumansGoat Week! On this episode, we talk about Youtube sensation Goats Yelling Like Humans and the hilarious series of Taylor Swift remixes that it sparked. We celebrate a wonderful mashup of Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid and some of the great booty anthems of all time. And we talk about the Oscars -- and all the frenzied online debate fueled by the show -- with our co-conspirator and correspondent Jeni Sue. With a truly spine-tingling Internet Challenge Surprise and music from Portland band Minden!2013-03-0600 minFortnight on the Internets#23: Do The Harlem ShakeOn this episode, we break down the ridiculously hot Harlem Shake video meme, explain Pretty Girls Ugly Faces, and celebrate the heroism of Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker. The amazing Jeni Sue joins us to debate whether the Women of LA viral video song is in slightly poor taste or the worst thing ever. With music from the mysterious Tashaki Miyaki...2013-02-2000 minFortnight on the Internets#22: Online Dating DisastersOn today’s episode, we’re joined by Brian Donovan, author of Not a Match: My True Tales of Online Dating Disasters. He’s survived over a hundred awkward, weird, and downright frightening internet dates and joins us to tell the tale. We also celebrate the extremely funny Youtube comedy series The Most Popular Girls in School, which is basically grown men playing with Barbies.2013-02-0600 minFortnight on the Internets#21: Deadspin Sacks Manti Te'oThis episode is all about sports and internet dating, especially when the two collide in horrible ways, as in the Manti Te'o fake internet girlfriend hoax/debacle. We're also joined by the brilliant Brett Weiner, a comedy video craftsman and an expert in branded content, who tells us about the best and worst things that happen when consumer products try to be cool on the internet. With music from Jenny O and the latest great finds by our Likers!2013-01-2300 minFortnight on the Internets#20: Who or What is ANONYMOUS?On this episode, we attempt to answer the question: who or what is Anonymous? And we’ve got three great viral items to judge in our report card segment, including the biggest New Year’s Eve live TV disaster in the post-Dick-Clark era, an unknown New York City chef who launched a farting campaign on Craigslist, and a tumblr called Mean Girls of Capitol Hill. Plus, One Pound Fish.2013-01-0900 minFortnight on the Internets#19: Best of the Internets 2012On this epic year-end episode, Alpine and Alison break down the Likers' choices for the best things on all the Internet -- with invaluable help from our co-conspirator Jeni Sue. For links and commentary on ALL the nominees, check out rumorsontheinternets.org/bestoftheinternets20122012-12-2000 minFortnight on the Internets#18: Snuggling With the IlluminatiOur table is set for a post-Thanksgiving feast of internet delight! Alpine and Alison attack the recent NY Times article about the evils of irony, celebrate a daring bear cub rescue that has been shared hundreds of thousands of times on Facebook, and examine Tila Tequila's claims on Youtube about alien conspiracies secretly ruling the earth. Featuring the triumphantly rocking return of the Brooklyn band Fort Lean and, as always, scads of fine finds from our Likers.2012-11-2800 minFortnight on the Internets#17: Can't Be Hateful, Gotta Be GratefulIn this episode, we’ll be talking about a Thanksgiving pop song that’s lighting up YouTube and gathering legions of haters; a suburban ninja whose ability to decapitate water bottles has become legend; and a collection of My Little Pony fan art that is sure to disturb anyone who hasn’t come to grips with the brony phenomenon. This episode features music from Brothertiger aka John Jagos, and John will actually be on the show to talk about his experience promoting his music and finding new fans via the Internet. Plus one final go-round of election talk, more g...2012-11-1400 minFortnight on the Internets#16: Binders Full of Busty GhostsOn this Halloween-flavored episode, we talk about a seemingly innocuous Obama campaign ad with Lena Dunham that sparked outrage and indignation from conservative bloggers; a Funny or Die parody of Gangnam Style that takes a hard left turn into brilliance; and one of the best Tumblr mashup sites around, which reveals that musician Kanye West and director Wes Anderson are truly kindred spirits. Our very special guest ASHLEY LYLE joins us to delve into the weird and wonderful world of fake Amazon product reviews. Plus music from Yellow Ostrich, amazing contributions from our Likers, and a thought-provoking set of...2012-10-3100 minFortnight on the Internets#15: Lady Gaga Is My 11th CousinOn this episode, we debate the merits of a buzzworthy new website called HeTexted that purports to help women interpret text messages from love interests. We rate a new musical video that has the Disney Princesses touting the hipster lifestyle. We also reveal the fact that all Canadian celebrities are related to one another! Since presidential election memes are still going full force, we caucus and rate the latest viral finds on a scale from Michelle Obama to Michele Bachmann. All that, music by Animal Talk, plus maybe our best set of Internet Challenge Surprises ever, and tons...2012-10-1700 minFortnight on the Internets#14: #ElfMuppetLoverOn this episode, we're going to discuss a video that Gawker called "the worst thing in the entire universe" -- a love song written by a yoga-loving Venice Beach gentrifier to her newly minted husband. We'll also recap the latest, greatest moments in Internet coverage of the presidential election. Most importantly, we will be joined with one of our three greatest podcast guests of All Time: the standup comedian, comedy writer and leader of a Twitter army 11,000 strong, Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz). All that, plus our Internet Challenge Surprises and tons of great bonus material provided by our likers. FEEDBACK: 1...2012-10-0300 minFortnight on the Internets#13: DMX vs. Collective Soul CatIn this episode, Alpine and Alison go deep into the meme-generating moments and social media aspects of the 2012 presidential election. We've got a dance card packed with gems: 80s television moments remixed 2+ decades later, little kids reviewing indie rock and inspiring us to be our best selves, and another highly viral GIF-based Tumblr. All this, culminating in the appearance of Collective Soul Cat. With music by the great Australian indie pop act San Cisco! (For links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode13)2012-09-1900 minFortnight on the Internets#12: Hot Cheetos, Gangnam StyleIn this episode, we discuss some of the viral hits of the summer, including the electrifying posse cut Hot Cheetos and Takis, the fast food reviews of Daym Drops, and the Korean pop masterpiece Gangnam Style. We also go deep on the topic of the TED conference and its famous TED Talks: a boon to humanity or a clearing house for techno-libertarian doublespeak? We have some outstanding Internet Challenge Surprises, great music from Gold Motel outta Chicago, and as usual tons of great contributions from our Likers! 2012-08-2900 minFortnight on the Internets#11: Olympic DongsIn this episode, we’re going to discuss “The Story of Jess and Russ,” a wedding website created by two very talented graphic artists that managed to enrage half the internet and get all our Likers talking; unbaby.me, a Chrome browser extension that promises to replace all the baby photos overwhelming your Facebook feed with photos of cats, memes, galaxies or anything else you’d prefer to gaze upon; and the closest thing to “Double Rainbow” since Yosemitebear jizzed in his pants, the video simply entitled, “This man really loves his trains.” Liker slash correspondent Jeni Sue joins us to talk...2012-08-1500 minFortnight on the Internets#10: Manic Pixie Dream Girls in CommentopiaIn this episode, we discuss a viral video that accuses legendary TV science educator Mr. Wizard of being a dick, debate the merits of a tumblr entitled Rich Kids of Instagram, and marvel in awe at a young woman running for New York State Senate whose campaign slogan is inspired by LMFAO. Plus, we go deep into the topic of internet comments. We have music from the San Francisco band Grass Widow, our Internet Challenge Surprises, and lots of other great stuff courtesy of our legion of Likers. (For links, see rumorsontheinternets.org/episode10)2012-08-0100 minFortnight on the Internets#9: A Conversation with Genuine KenOn today’s episode, we’ll be rating the viral videos “A Conversation with my 12 Year Old Self” and Cookie Monster’s take on “Call Me Maybe,” and we’ll discuss the rise of webseries — from independent, low-budget productions to shows that are nearly ready for prime time — well, in some cases. We have amazing music on this show from Japandroids, and an action-packed fortnight of stuff to discuss!2012-07-1800 minFortnight on the Internets#8: Fifty Shades of Red, White and BlueIn this episode, we talk Fifty Shades of Grey with our guest Carrie (the genius behind As You Like Like It), critique an online campaign to "exile" the rapper Pitbull to a Walmart in Alaska, and of course, discuss the viral video of bus monitor Karen Klein being persecuted by evil tweens and the massive online fundraising campaign in her honor. With dancehall jams by Vybz Kartel from his absurdly great album Kingston Story.2012-07-0400 minFortnight on the Internets#7: Fathers, F-Bombs and Flickr.(For links related to this episode, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode7) In this music-packed episode, Alison and Alpine draft their favorite Father’s Day songs, grade a Report Card packed with viral tunes, and surprise each other with startlingly good internet jams. Then on a totally unrelated note, we present a discussion of the downfall of the once-great photo sharing site Flickr. With the music of Alison’s favorite band, the Stockholm sister act First Aid Kit, and a lot of swearing by the hosts for some reason.2012-06-2000 minFortnight on the Internets#6: Humiliated by Socialcam(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode6) In this episode, Alison and Alpine discuss an inspiring new anthem for red-haired people, the startlingly effective food activism of a 9-year-old Scottish blogger, and a Youtube series that reviews frozen food. Plus, Jeni Sue joins us to talk about Social Reader, Socialcam and Spotify, and we enjoy the music of Young Hines. [Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing on the glory, absurdity and madness of the digital realms.]2012-05-3100 minFortnight on the Internets#5: Cory Booker -- Mayor of the Internet, Muttafucca!(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode5) In this episode, Alpine and Alison discuss Jon Hamm’s dating advice to teen girls, the wonderful tweets of Samuel L. Jackson, and our collective love for the Mayor of Newark, Cory Booker — a social media master and passionate defender of civil rights. Plus, we reveal what Hole drummer Patty Schemel will do for $30. [Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing on the glory, absurdity and madness of the digital realms.]2012-05-1600 minFortnight on the Internets#4: Mozart Hologram Headlines Coachella(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode4) In this episode, Alpine and Alison investigate the power of Youtube to make everyone cry and find out about the worst hotel in the world. Plus, our special guest Jeni Sue joins us to discuss California's famous music festival turned Instagram fashion show, Coachella. With music from Sydney Wayser. Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing upon the glory, absurdity and majesty of the digital realms.2012-05-0200 minFortnight on the Internets#3: Billion Dollar Texts from James Joyce(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode3) In this episode, Alpine and Alison discuss the viral sensation Texts from Hillary; explain the Facebook $1B buy of Instagram in about ten minutes; and ask the eternal question, "Who Said It? James Joyce or Kool Keith?" Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing upon the glory and absurdity of the digital realms.2012-04-1800 minFortnight on the Internets#2: What's Your Blood Meridian Dating Style?Alpine and Alison discuss the sadness behind March Madness, the magic of Peter Pan's Home Page, the growing ambitions of Buzzfeed.com, and a video of the young Nine Inch Nails performing on Dance Party USA. [Fortnight on the Internets is a celebration of memes, viral videos, social media trends, and the glory and absurdity of the web.]2012-04-0400 minFortnight on the Internets#1: Kony and Dando Close Their Tab at Olive GardenAlpine and Alison kick off the podcast with an extended discussion of the astonishing rise and fall of Jason "Kony 2012" Russell, the delights of the Midwestern Olive Garden review, the latest, greatest websites and webseries, and a look back at some past classics. [Fortnight on the Internets is a celebration of memes, viral videos, social media trends, and the glory and absurdity of the web.]2012-03-2100 min