Shows
Well-Being For Dog Groomers, The PodcastEpisode 20 … (Mobile )Vanessa 'Sh*t on The Table' - Podcasting, Pregnancy & Going Back To WorkTRIGGER WARNING - PREGNANCY / POST PARTUM / GOING BACK TO WORKToday I am speaking with Las Vegas mobile groomer Vanessa San Juan Thibault, she also runs one of the longest running grooming podcasts 'Shit On TheTable' with her grooming friend, also called Vanessa!We cover some of the things she found tricky when working in the salon whist being pregnant, some of the things that she worried about before taking time off, how she worried about going back and how she has adapted her work/life balance since she gave birth to her...
2023-09-2942 min
Sh*t on the TableYou Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be OneIt's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.
2023-07-241h 09Sh*t on the TableFace Shot By A Portuguese Water DogIn this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.
2023-06-191h 10
Sh*t on the TableBack At It Again, BitchesAfter a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.
2023-05-2956 minSh*t on the TableI Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping InWe will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.
2023-01-021h 122022-12-191h 122022-12-051h 112022-11-141h 28Sh*t on the TableCreepy PastaOur special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.
2022-10-311h 46Sh*t on the TableI’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.
2022-10-181h 12Sh*t on the TableYou’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing AnywaysAnother episode that is all over the place, enjoy!
2022-10-031h 392022-09-211h 20Sh*t on the TableWhat If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick?This episode mostly covers our experience and opinions about the 2022 edition of SuperZoo in Las Vegas, as well as a couple stories from our listeners.
2022-09-051h 32Sh*t on the TableWe’re Pretty Sober These DaysAfter discussing what's going on in our lives, we touch back on our PetSmart Days and our troubles registering for SuperZoo
2022-08-151h 27Sh*t on the TableIt Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse!This episode covers a lot of personal situations going on at the moment, along with a discussion about grooming (or not grooming )aggressive dogs.
2022-07-251h 21Sh*t on the TablePoppin’ Dog Tranqs!This episode touches heavily upon Roe V Wade being overturned and also includes a product suggestion.
2022-07-111h 13Sh*t on the TableI’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You OutWe have more health updates for all of you, along side an opinion about a product that Vanessa tried out recently.
2022-06-271h 32Sh*t on the Tablewww.ShitOnTheTable.comThis episode covers the new things going on with the podcast with a new logo, website, and merch just to name a few. We also touch on imperfections in grooming and striving to be better.
2022-06-131h 17Sh*t on the TableYou Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets....This episode touches on Vanessa's updated schedule for this summer, thinking about expanding, and social media usage for the businesses.
2022-05-301h 27Sh*t on the TableYou Could Sell Your Medical WasteIn this episode we touch on Vanessa's recovery from surgery, Vanessa's week alone with the babies, and a discussion over some products and their quality.
2022-05-161h 04Sh*t on the Tablebluejuice98@hotmail.comThis episode is sponsored by: Moego
https://www.moego.pet/
This episode touches on Vanessa's new shampoo, Vanessa's working interview with a potential replacement, and some social media drama
2022-05-021h 51Sh*t on the TableThe D Word Does Not Exist In My BusinessThis episode touches on the flu that's been going around, Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, some new stuff that we have in the works, and a story from one of our listeners.
2022-04-181h 34Sh*t on the TableI’m What Horror Movies Are Made OfThis episode we touch on mobile Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, and salon Vanessa's update regarding her recovery from surgery.
2022-04-041h 37Sh*t on the TableInterview with Anaïs HaydenIn this episode we were honored to have the chance to interview Anaïs Hayden about her facebook groups, and how she got into dog grooming and coloring. Enjoy!
2022-03-221h 24Sh*t on the TableMaybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their PlaceThis episode is about groomers who don't have their own pets, and rehoming pets. Enjoy!
2022-03-082h 24Sh*t on the TableThat Made Me PuckerThis episode discusses Vanessa's breast reduction, and we cover IGA and other similar programs.
2022-02-211h 53Sh*t on the TableOne More Update Before We Get Back To ItIn our last episode we updated you all on what has happened with Mobile Vanessa. This episode we update you on what has been going on with Salon Vanessa.
2022-02-071h 12Sh*t on the TableWe’re Back With A Birthing Update!This episode is all about Vanessa's Birthing Experience
2022-01-241h 472021-11-081h 18Sh*t on the TableWafflestompingWe've come up with our million dollar grooming plan, don't steal it! Unless you live outside of Vegas...
2021-10-251h 49Sh*t on the TableI Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants OnThis episode is all over the place, enjoy!
2021-10-112h 14Sh*t on the TableWere They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea?We're back... and our topic this week is how to talk to your clients.
2021-09-272h 04Sh*t on the TableWhen You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really WeirdWe're back and go over everything that's happened over the last month or so, including SuperZoo!
2021-09-131h 45Sh*t on the TableIt Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By YouWe had a hard time coming up with a topic, so we discussed our weeks and went straight to stories!
2021-08-021h 18Sh*t on the TableI Wear Gags For Fun!This episode covers mobile Vanessa's experience with Covid while being pregnant with twins, and we also discuss the grooming communities problem with Dollar Shave Club.
2021-07-191h 51Sh*t on the TableNever Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties...This episode is all about Superzoo Classes.
2021-06-211h 57Sh*t on the TableShe Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors!In this episode we discuss Vanessa's Pregnancy, Funny Client stories, and our Work vs Pay relationship.
2021-06-071h 39Sh*t on the TableI've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues TooIn this episode we update you on Vanessa's Pregnancy, a dog's death involving the Groomer's Helper, and some other groomer related drama.
2021-05-241h 59Sh*t on the TableElbows Deep In The Grey Water TankThis episode covers POS systems, Pregnancy, and Ryan's Pet Supply being purchased by a larger company.
2021-05-101h 37Sh*t on the Table.... It Happened One Time...In this episode we discuss "Maintenance Grooming" and announcing Vanessa's pregnancy on the podcast before telling family.
2021-04-261h 23Sh*t on the TableUnsolicited Dick Picks!!!...In this episode we discuss Vanessa's pregnancy update and we discuss groups that you may want to check out on Facebook.
2021-04-121h 34Sh*t on the TableDaddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!?In the episode we make a special announcement, as well a product review and pissing people off on the internet.
2021-03-291h 48Sh*t on the TableSo That Dog's Just Asking For It...In this episode, you'll hear one of the funniest arguments Vanessa and Vanessa have ever had, as well as their opinions on bartering services.
2021-03-151h 39Sh*t on the TableWe're Like OB's For DogsSorry about the audio in this episode. We will be looking to fix the issue before our next episode is recorded. Thanks is advance.
2021-03-011h 24Sh*t on the TableI Hope I See Her At The Hotel LaterIn the episode we discuss Vanessa appearing in an episode of the HBOMax show, Haute Dog!
2021-02-151h 422021-02-011h 34Sh*t on the TableWe're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.This episode is a complete explanation of why we were unable to record our last episode.
2021-01-181h 43Sh*t on the TableI'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip MeIn this episode we discuss the groomer/client relationship, pre-groom consultations, and briefly go over the holidays.
2020-12-211h 14Sh*t on the TableI'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear UnderwearIn this episode we discuss our weeks, products, and someone who was calling out the dog grooming community.
2020-12-071h 38Sh*t on the TableYou DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer!We had to record this episode in two different sessions due to a neighborhood blackout. Enjoy!
2020-11-231h 38Sh*t on the TableThe World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick DayAfter discussing our weeks, we interview one of our listeners discussing her operations as a house call groomer.
2020-11-091h 31Sh*t on the TableI'm Sorry, But Beauty And The Beast Is BestialitySpeaking about our weeks, our upcoming seminar, and reading some stories.
2020-10-261h 24Sh*t on the TableI Don't Know... I Didn't Push Her Out Of My PussyVanessa discusses being exposed to Covid, and we answer one of our listeners questions.
2020-10-121h 25Sh*t on the TableThere's No Sharks, But There Are Dead Bodies....We interview Anthony Vargas, the owner of Groomhaus and get to know about his background and his company.
2020-09-282h 00Sh*t on the TableWe Literally Have Pow-Wows While She's Waxing My PussyDiscussing groomers who brag about grooming difficult and aggressive dogs.
2020-09-141h 31Sh*t on the TableI Didn't Take A Picture Of You..... EwwIn this episode we discuss how El Paso, Texas is implementing regulations over the grooming industry.
2020-08-311h 22Sh*t on the TableWe're Drunk, That's Where We AtToday we discuss our weeks, as well as grooming with chronic illnesses.
2020-08-171h 09Sh*t on the TableSo We Get The Last Room In The Back Of The Motel...Last week we took a turn around trip up to Carson City, Nevada.
2020-08-031h 06Sh*t on the TableNoooo I'm Not Going To Waterboard Your DogThis week we have another interview with a listener in which they share a story that gained them a little bit of interet fame in the grooming community. The tables were also turned on us, as she asked us some questions which turned into a very nice coversation. Enjoy!
2020-07-201h 37Sh*t on the TableEvery Time I Say "Honey," I Feel DirtyWe have a few stories to share with you, followed by an extra special interview featuring one of our listeners.
2020-07-061h 292020-06-221h 03Sh*t on the TableAt Some Point I Knew.... This Was A Plumber Problem.This episode is all about dealing with our customers and their political point of view. There's also a pretty funny story at the end if you make it all the way through.
2020-06-081h 22Sh*t on the TableI Pee In A Bowl, Like, Let's Just Put It Out There...Covid restrictions are relaxing and things have been interesting for both of us.
2020-05-251h 21Sh*t on the TableWhen I Look At You, I Remember Your Toe Nails Scratching MeIn this episode we discuss clients grooming their dogs at home during the pandemic, along with Vanessa returning to work this week.
2020-05-111h 16Sh*t on the TableSo What?! Maybe I Wanna Get Fat.We continue discussing how the lockdown affects our industry, and discuss how we can safely attempt getting back to work.
2020-04-271h 40Sh*t on the TableAwwwwww... This Bitch Has An Oreo...As the Covid-19 pandemic continues, we discuss how we're spending our free time.
2020-04-131h 34Sh*t on the TableOhhhh... Are These Hair Splinters Arousing You??In this episode, we discuss the Covid 19 pandemic and how it is affecting our lives, and discuss a story sent in by a listener.
2020-03-301h 29Sh*t on the TableSo, I'm Gonna Be Very Candid Right Now...Today's episode covers buying houses, and taking a deeper look into our grooming businesses.
2020-03-161h 29Sh*t on the TableThe Joys of Pasadena Part 2After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience (continued)
2020-03-091h 05Sh*t on the TableThe Joys of Pasadena Part 1After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience.
2020-03-021h 18Sh*t on the TableChuggin' Nyquil like Lil' WayneIn this episode we discuss the upcoming convention in Pasadena, and we read some of our listener's questions and stories. See you all in Pasadena!
2020-02-171h 23Sh*t on the TableI'm Allergic to Shiba InusIn this episode we discuss products, frothing, personal discounts, and pasadena! Enjoy!
2020-02-031h 24
2020-01-201h 10Sh*t on the TablePeople Are Going To Start Emailing AA PamphletsVaccines, bulldogs and more. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook at Sh*t on the Table. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com
2020-01-061h 28Sh*t on the TableI'm being Polite and Respectful, like a Good Little GirlGreat opportunities, commentary about a video we saw and some amazing stories. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook
2019-12-231h 27Sh*t on the TableBrought To You By TequilaWe talk about gift giving, and scheduling mishaps. We also have 2 stories from our listeners. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com. Follow us on Insta and facebook
2019-12-091h 31Sh*t on the TableJuices Are Flowing, LiterallyThis was all about us and Shampoo. We had more topics but got stuck on one. Enjoy.
2019-11-251h 28Sh*t on the TableDaddy! Look At All The Hair! Look, Daddy!In this episode we continue the 1099/w2 topic. We also discussed the proper way to address health issues with their owners. And finally we finished up with a couple of stories from out listeners. Please remember to submit any topic requests or stories of your own to groomerhumor@gmail.com
2019-11-101h 212019-10-281h 19Sh*t on the TableMy Favorite WordOn to some serious topics this week: To do or not to do, Mental Health importance and being Ghosted!!
2019-10-141h 27Sh*t on the TableDo I Give Off That Vibe....?Today is all about puppy cuts, hair splinters and inhaling food. Also, enjoy our first story from a listener!
2019-09-3059 minSh*t on the TableBleeding Your Own BloodToday's episode topics are dog deformities, being nice to one another, nail polish and sharing a story. Enjoy.
2019-09-161h 12Sh*t on the TableSeniors, insta shits with a nip slipOlder dogs, having to shit mid groom and other awesome topics. Have fun while we talk about miscellaneous topics about dog grooming.
2019-09-021h 08Sh*t on the TableTequila, Piercings and Karaoke - A SuperZoo SpecialEnjoy our take on SuperZoo the Las Vegas Grooming Convention.
2019-08-271h 30
Sh*t on the TableShit IntroducedWelcome to the first episode of Shit on the Table. This is an introduction to who we are and what this podcast is about. Enjoy.
2019-08-1933 min