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The Simon and Ross PodcastFrom the vaults...Simon's Stent RemovalWelcome back to another video episode from the vaults...This Time we talk about Simon's stent removal, still makes him wince a little
2025-02-2409 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastFrom the vault: Simon and Ross on Squid GameFrom the vault: Simon and Ross on Squid Game
2025-02-0710 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastFrom the vaults: Simon can't readFrom the vaults: Simon can't readFrom the reading of the entire Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, we discover that Simon can't read out loud very well.
2025-02-0706 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastFrom the vaults: Simon plays the What Meats? jingle to Ross for the first timeFrom the vaults: Simon plays the What Meats? jingle to Ross for the first timeNot part of an actual show, but worth watching for Ross's reaction, as part of the Christmas episodes, Ross kept asking people what meat they were having for Christmas jingle, So Simon created a jingle for it!
2025-01-3105 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastFrom the vaults: Simon and Ross talk Game of ThronesFrom the vaults: Simon and Ross talk Game of Thrones
From our game of thrones specials, we talk Yanos Slint and how useless he is, how you can write about some of the more uncomfortable things, it then inevitably turns onto penises!
2025-01-2709 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThick as a SnickersWelcome back to the last proper episode this year and to Charlottes final episode of her top 5 movies.Despite the constant clicking that's taken me ages to edit out, I'm very grateful she finally got on to do her top 5 movies.This week we finally get to her favourite film.Thank you Charlotte and thank you to those who have listened this year and over the last 5 series.Hopefully we will be back in some form next year.Until then, please enjoy catching up with...
2024-12-0835 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastBeing Nonced by Bowie in a MullettWelcome back to our Top 5 Movies with special Guest Charlotte, Simon's wife.This week we delve into her next movie and also her worst film ever.Was nonse-ing acceptable in the 80s?Did The Swayze hate Baby?Would you pleasure a lady if you had a snake hand?See you next week for Charlotte's top movie Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2024-12-0244 min
The Simon and Ross Podcast200th Episode. Top 5 movies: Special guest Charlotte ParkerWelcome to what some podcast apps say is our 200th episode.This time we finally get Simon wife Charlotte on the podcast to discuss her top 5 movies.After 4 years of trying to get her to decide her top 5 movies, we get her on.We discuss her rejects and her flesh pocket.Join us next time for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2024-11-211h 04
The Simon and Ross PodcastRoss Skyrme PI and the Curse of the Poisoned TreatsWelcome back and a break in Irwins top 5 movies.This time Ross PI meets an old friend Simon from Scotland Yard.Ross travels to Barrow in Furness to stop an evil sailor called "Wadey" stop poisoning children with Halloween candy.See you next time when we return back to Irwins top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2024-10-2816 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastRoss' Birthday EpisodeWelcome back to a special episode, it's Ross's birthday (Well a few days ago anyway).Simon sent him a couple of presents and Ross opened them for the show.It's more interesting than it sounds!See you next time for our first guest episode for a while. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2024-10-0156 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe A.I. Episode 2: Fast Cars: Fat WomenWelcome back to the second part of the AI episode.This time Simon discovers a detective book called Ross Skyrme PI and also finds the audiobook.Simon makes a mistake trying to make an episode cover.Ross also tells of his trip to the theatre.See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2024-08-2452 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe A.I. Episode: Part 1Hello and welcome to a one of special in two parts.This week Simon has been experimenting with AI and using some jingles and some of our conversations in AI to turn them into songs.It;s all a bit silly and there's some classic tunes in there.Hope you enjoy Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2024-08-1858 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastDeep As You LikeWelcome back to our countdown of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...but do!We finally get into our top songs of songs we shouldn't like.We discuss Ross's photo shoot and his funny joke.Ross rocks Simon to his very core with his choicesWould you do Cher or Madonna?Are five sexier than Martine Mcutchin?Join us next time when we won't be talking about shit songs Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
2024-06-2759 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastI Ain't no Corden BleuOne of last years Christmas episodes, that was only available on Spotify, now edited for the podcast (Removing the songs mainly) and available in the normal feed.Simon tries to have a discussion about Christmas Songs, which inevitabily leads to Ross talking about Clutch and Rammstein ;-)Hope you enjoy, for those who didn't catch it on Spotify.See you at some point next year. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2023-12-2243 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Whiff of TunaWelcome back to the Simon and Ross Podcast Christmas 2023.Yes I know we've not been around as much this year and it's probably going to even less next year sadly. But for good reason, which is covered in the podcast.Simon and Ross join together to talk Christmas again, this time with Fatima in the background, but piping up to correct Simon on occasion and to join in an adhoc quiz.There will be another episode coming soon, reissued from last year, only available last year to Spotify only, will...
2023-12-151h 01
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Deep Brown WedgeWelcome back and firstly an apology for the sound quality on this one. We tried something out and we won't be again.Sadly there was some issues with recording so Simon's sound is terrible, thankfully it gets better later on.This time:- Ross tells a "funny joke"- Simon's brush with the law- Danny Robins bingo- Southport Simon- Pedro Pascals debut single. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2023-04-1751 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastTry not to block me Ross: Best of Part 2People of Leeds Christmas MoviesA school shooters fringe with AndersChristmas with WadeySimon's Stent RemovalBall Bag, Teste, teste: Ross's ball bag root - Planet Terror EpisodeRoss's Dream: The FireA Chicken in a can with Ben Smith100th episode messages, including previous guests and Clinton BaptisteHey Doll Merry Doll song : Tom Bombadil and David BowieSee you all again later on in the year!Have a good one! Become a member at...
2023-01-011h 20
The Simon and Ross PodcastPlay it again: Best of Part 1I know we said we were taking a break, but we're not quite ready yet.A few months ago I did a best of video for Ross and Fatima's wedding, this is part one of the audio for this, a general best of for some of the standard episodes and patreon and the audio books.Featuring:The Adventures of Barry SaladRoss's Deam: The Digital ShitterGame of thrones: Janos Slynt Onion ParrotSimon playing the "What Meats?" Jingle for the first timeStuart playing "...
2023-01-011h 23
The Simon and Ross PodcastChasing the Manga FannyHello and welcome to the patreon special Christmas Day episode, hopefully you've enjoyed the audio book we released yesterday.This is some edited out bits from the record, mostly Simon being unable to read and then another discussion on:Seasons of shitTrying to touch Jean Valjean's black nuband the reasons for George RR Martins final book being delayed.Hope you have a great Christmas and we'll see you again later on next year Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
2022-12-2644 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastCharles Dickens: The Signalman - AudiobookMerry Christmas one and all!This years audiobook special is Charles Dickens - The Signalman. A festive special.Hope you enjoy this scary seasonal special.A big thank you to all of you for listening over the 3 series. We are taking a break for a little while, but we will be back later on next year with series 4.If you'd like to join us get in contact on Facebook, instagram or twitter also email us at simonandross@mail.com.There will be a couple more things from us before th...
2022-12-2544 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastStuart: The Swinging BratwurstThis time previous guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas and mostly Christmas food.He joins in Ross's game "Hats on the Christmas menu?" We eventually get round to talking about his favourite Christmas film.Join us soon for a special treat! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-211h 27
The Simon and Ross PodcastFinger That! - Simon and Ross Christmas 2022You join Simon and Ross together at Ross's house, fresh from the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on.There is Christmas talk and talk of Christmas food.A new game Ross invents 'Whats on the Christmas menu' which eventually involves Simons wife CharlotteMore Christmas episodes to follow through December Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-191h 02
The Simon and Ross PodcastThat Last Scene IS Carnage though: Tarantino Specials - Once Upon A Time In HollywoodHello and welcome to the final....(for now) episode of our Tarantino specials, this time "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood".Did Ross enjoy it? Has Simon changed his mind about it?How Old is Patrick Stewart?All these questions are sort of answered and more.Hope you've enjoyed this very long series on Tarantino films and join us next week for the start of our Christmas specials! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-121h 01
The Simon and Ross PodcastRoss and Fatima's WeddingPart 2 (only available on patreon) of our Wedding episode.This time you join us after the ceremony and then walking to the pub after drinking Port like it was wine. Simon is very annoying in this episode, Ross leads the way through fields where Ross is afraid of Raptors fingering him.Hope you enjoy!ps Simon hasn't drunk port since Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0939 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastRoss and Fatima's Wedding Part 1Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special.Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding. After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government.This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjoy some very silly conversations on a very important day.Part 2 is available only on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/posts/ross-and-fatimas-75382125 if you want to hear Simon p...
2022-12-0851 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastNuns! - Tarantino Specials: The Hateful 8Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies.Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8.We also have a game of "How Old Are They?"Also Ross's one more thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 24
The Simon and Ross PodcastIs It Ears? Tarantino Specials: Django Unchained Pt. 2This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained.We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown.Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point.Next Time, The Hateful Eight Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0857 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Horses are out of the Stalls! - Tarantino Specials: Django Unchained Part 1Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained.This time...Why Australian?Django 2?What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in?Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film.We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name.Part 2 next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 01
The Simon and Ross PodcastYou’re Father Jizzmas! - Tarantino Specials: Inglorious Basterds - Part 2Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino.This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they?Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo.Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle.Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles.see you next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 54
The Simon and Ross PodcastHe came hard into my sphere - Tarantino Specials: Inglorious Basterds - Part 1Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week:Does Simon look like a geography teacher?Ross doesn't like being static for too longWhat is a Bass-Turd?Is it Passive Dominance?Is Eli Roth a good actor?We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s ageWhat? It’s legal!Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 54
The Simon and Ross PodcastPesky Peston’s Spiritual Spunk - The Best of Patreon Episodes: Vol.5Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon.This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream. Also Simon has to prove he's friends with Gal Gadot.Next week we'll continue with our Tarantino series, with Inglorious Basterds. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
2022-12-081h 23
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Ribbed Nub? - The Best of the Patreon Episodes: Vol.4Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights.This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey.Is Ross longer than he is wide?What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plate?What use is a gappy spatula?Is Ross a tool?Was he designed to give pleasure of the sexual variety?What i...
2022-12-081h 51
The Simon and Ross PodcastBag of Teste’s-Full Stop-Faceplant-Full StopWelcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof.Does a ball bag have a root?Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq?Would a decomposing penis put you off?We may not answer these questions, but we certainly ask them.See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0844 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastHow sexy is Kurt Russell?Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound!Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror?Second half? Bit boring?Why wouldn’t you just stop the car?How sexy is Kurt Russell?Is Stuntman Mike cold to the touch?Would yo...
2022-12-081h 07
The Simon and Ross PodcastWith that type of sound, you know exactly what an arsehole is doing!This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are:What is our favourite scene?Have you ever heard of salt?Has Ross desensitised Cunt?Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face?Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes?Would you eat a toad?What does a montage of spots look like?What does a very busy cat flap sound like?
2022-12-0855 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastDon't Forget Your FluteWelcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1. So we start off by talking the joys of kids. What does the end of shutter island mean? Could you escape being buried in a coffin? And we eventually talk about Kill Bill. See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 01
The Simon and Ross PodcastHi! My name is...Welcome back. On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross's dreams. Ross get's nervous about a Donkeys twitching member. Simon gets introduced to choc nibs. Inevitably it gets round to Ross's toilet issues. Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0842 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThere’s the silhouette of a juicy manThis week we continue on with the QT specials this time Jackie Brown.What’s intimacy?What’s a druids temple?What’s a foley?What’s the process of playing a wizard?Would you go to France with Pam Grier?Also who doesn’t like Samuel L Jackson? See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 07
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Tasty Plasticine HalibutThis week we continue our journey through QT films, this week we are talking mostly about Pulp Fiction. So we discuss what’s the difference between a suitcase and a briefcase? Does the devil take your soul from the arse up? Have you ever wanted to eat fish like Pingu? Why Vincent shouldn’t go to the toilet? How do you use a towel? Also how do you poo around a watch up your arse? Join us next time for Jackie Brown Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0851 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastI'm Not Here To Talk About TitchmarshWelcome to the start of a new series of specials, this time dedicated to Quentin Tarantino films.This time we try and out Tarantino fact each other out, by doing far more research on this than we have on any other subject.Also how does Alan Titchmarsh fit into the Tarantino universe?See you next time for Pulp Fiction Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 03
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Pile of Turds and One Bacon RasherWelcome back, this week Ross tells us about his first Glastonbury experience, very quickly become toilet based!He also discusses performing at Kendal calling.Next week we start our special series on Quentin Tarantino films, being with Resovoir Dogs, so join us then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0859 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Best of the guest patreon sectionWelcome back to part 2 of the special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows.As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear.Returning guests:* Lloyd* Nathan* Stuart* Connor* Chimp* AndersIf anyone wants to join us at patreon click on the link here https://www.patreon.com/j...
2022-12-081h 24
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Best of the guest patreon sectionWelcome back to a special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows.As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear.Returning guests:* Liam* Owen* Vicki* Ben* Ian* TessaIf anyone wants to join us at patreon click on the link here https://www.patreon.com/join/Simonandrosspodcast?
2022-12-081h 21
The Simon and Ross PodcastFull Penetrative AnglesWelcome back to Chimps 3rd and final top 5 movies episode.We finally get into his top 2 films, also with this being the extended version you also get to hear his shittest film ever.What film does a dirty f&@k and posh lady?Can Chimp still watch Jim’s fix it?Is a Mohican a hair cut?Thank you Chimp for joining us, especially while being covid ridden at the time. You were fantastic.Join us next time for a special best of the guests.
2022-12-0833 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastAre You Quoting Me Abba Tickets?Mamma Mia, here we go again….Welcome back to the second episode of Chimp Jones’s top 5 movies.This week we get into his top 5 and gives us very interesting clues to his movies.Which priest had love and hate tattoos on his knuckles? Is it right to have sex with a robot? And Ross pitches something Simon invests in immediately.Has anyone been complimented on having their Daddies mouth?See you next time for Chimps final episode and find out his number 1 movie. Become a member at https://plus...
2022-12-0840 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastPot Noodle ClubWelcome back, this time joining us for his Top 5 Movies is Chimp Jones, ex internet radio colleague of Simon and our first Scottish/American.We first of talk about random stuff as usual and mostly talk about how to address mr Chimp, also his horrible deformity.We eventually get on to a few of his rejects.Would you join Ross in his Pot Noodle Club?Neither would we!Next week we crack into Chimps top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast...
2022-12-0856 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastIn Der Nacht and Ross helping Demtia UKWelcome back, its been too long.This time Ross talks about helping out Dementia UK and Simon plays an intercepted WAV of Rammstein covering Pet Shop Boys.If you'd like to help the amazing cause Dementia UK their just giving page is https://www.justgiving.com/dementiauk and if you'd like to talk to a dementia nurse the contact number is 0800 888 6678. See you next time for another guest episode and their top 5 movies Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-0837 min
The Simon and Ross Podcast...on Location. The Music, Temple NewsamWelcome back to a slightly different episode, on 2nd July Simon and Ross went to see The Music play live for the first time in many years, to a homecoming gig at Temple Newsam in Leeds.Simon took an audio recorder to record him and Ross while there.Audio quality isn't amazing, but hopefully you'll enjoy most of it.See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 06
The Simon and Ross PodcastA little brown talking ball bagHello and welcome back to a new special guest, Simon's online wife from a previous life Stuart Johnson.Stuart is a school friend of Simon and lives in Bredbury, Stockport.His audio isn't the best and it will get better. This week we start to delve into his Top 5 Movies, it promises to be a few more episodes than normal as we recreate some games from our previous shows.We originally made a episode back in November but the whole thing didn't get recorded, fortunately Simon and Ross were too drunk to remember a...
2022-12-0848 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastHow Many Tent Pegs? - Simon and Ross: Together At LastWelcome back to the 3rd part of our special recorded together for the first time in 2 years.We discuss Ross's wind issues again, Ross dares Simon to drink an orangey beer.We talk about a few TV series, Peacemaker, Hanna and Severance, resulting in a few Christopher Walken impressions.Isn't it weird when you've only seen things written down? If you missed part 2:https://open.spotify.com/episode/44suiZ7I5YKMirbFgSFNcd?si=K9TBuj9gRZC4q7HYj_-wqw it's here as we talk about music for a wh...
2022-12-0841 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThat’s Le Crueset! - Simon and Ross: Together At LastWelcome to a very special episode, were after almost 2 years and over 100 episodes, Simon and Ross are actually recording in the same room!We hear about Ross trying to spend John Lewis vouchers, we redo a B52 song. Simon finally got round to watching Napoleon Dynomite, we cover Moon Knight and have a planking competion!Join us next time for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 03
The Simon and Ross PodcastDjango Jazz HandsGuest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 3 - Django Jazz HandsWelcome back to Lloyds final episode and we discover his favourite film of all time!This week Ross talks about Clinton Baptiste again and convinces Lloyd to listen to his new podcast This week Ross and Lloyd quote a film Simon has never seen for about 10 minutes and does anyone rent DVDs anymore?Thanks for joining us Lloyd as expected you were fantastic.Next week we have a one off special on the Book of Boba Fett.Laters!
2022-12-0856 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastHave you finished that sausage?Hello and welcome to a special Spiderman No Way Home episode.This time a one off episode about the latest Spiderman film, albeit a little later than it should.We discuss Simon's sausage and Simon's Sausage. Ross's opinions on Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield and what the hell does Happy do with Aunt May!Normal service will resume next time with a guest episode,Thanks for listening, Spidermeat? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2022-12-081h 18
The Simon and Ross PodcastJuicy Hobbits!Welcome to Anders 3rd and final episode of his top 5 movies! This time we find out his favourite film and he gets a lesson from Ross regarding the actual ending to the Lord of the Rings. Ross goes on a Wikipedia worm hole about acting studios and manages to completely tune Simon out, as Jar Jar Binks said "How Wude!" Thank you Anders for doing us and look forward to having you on again and we'll see you next week! Become a member at https://plu...
2022-12-0841 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastCluster Pork!Hello and welcome back for part 2 of Anders top 5 movies - Cluster Pork!This time we delve into his top 5, don't worry Simon is still covering up his bad hair with a bad cap, although Ross is still concerned about it!Anders discovers What Meats? and E.T. does something particularly disturbing with his finger!Anders also has to make a last minute decision regarding his number 4.Also has anyone else not seen Jumaji?See you next week week for part 3 and we find out Anders favourite film.
2022-12-081h 02
The Simon and Ross PodcastA School Shooters FringeHello and welcome to our first guest episode of series 3 and 2022!Anders WickstromAnders joins us on a day where Simon is having a very bad hair day, so bad only a badly shaped cap will attempt to save the day.We hear about Anders rejects for his top 5 movies and we get a chance to crack out our Colin Farrell impressions again.Join us next week for part 2, where we get into his actual top 5.Later taters! (What is taters?) Become a member at h...
2022-12-081h 06
The Simon and Ross PodcastI saw a man from the 70’s...But I liked it! - Best of the Patreon Episodes-Vol.3Welcome back to Volume 3 of the Best of the Simon And Ross Patreon Episodes. If you want to join us over on Patreon the site is https://www.patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast you can join us for as little as £2.50. This week we have a long discussion on how we feel about Hawk (Falcon) and the Summer Solstice (Winter Soldier). A new section called Ross's Baby Diary and Ross tries to get Simon to invest in Mongozo Beer!Thanks for listening and we'll see you next time for Episode 100!!!!!! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com...
2022-01-141h 04
The Simon and Ross PodcastThey Called Me Falcon, But I Wanted to be Hawk!Welcome back to Volume 2 of the Best of the Simon And Ross Patreon Episodes.If you want to join us over on Patreon the site is https://www.patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast you can join us for as little as £2.50.This week Ross has issues with his fire alarm and Simon has printer issues and we discover that Falcon is in fact Forrest Gump.A lot of marvel chat this week, mainly Wanda-vision and Hawk and Summer Solstice.There's also a Barry White off, spoiler Ross wins.Thanks for all th...
2022-01-0658 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastCharlotte's ChristmasHello and a merry Christmas every one!As a thank you for the last couple of years, we've one more treat for you for the 12 (13) days of Simon and Ross.For Christmas Day MY WIFE! Charlotte joins us to talk about Cauliflower Cheese, burnt potatoes and her favourite Christmas film.Thank you Charlotte, can't wait for you top 5 Movies episode.And finally thank you to everyone who listened to us this series, we're taking a break for a little but will return for series 3, in February. Become a member a...
2021-12-2553 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Christmas Carol: Stave 5Welcome to day 12 of the twelve days of Simon and Ross.And you join us for the 5th and final stave/chapter of A Christmas Carol.It is us, so we've left in a lot of the mistakes, giggles and Ross getting angry at Simon for not being able to read.So that's all 12 days done, we thank you all for listening and thanks to all the guests that have joined us on this journey and we wish you all the very best for Christmas. We're taking a little break but we'll be b...
2021-12-2319 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Christmas Carol: Stave 4Welcome to day 11 of the 12 Days of Simon and Ross, today is stave/chapter 4 of A Christmas Carol.It is us, so we've left in a lot of the mistakes, giggles and Ross getting angry at Simon for not being able to read.Join us next time for Day 12 and Stave 5 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-2130 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Christmas Carol: Stave 3Welcome to day 10 of the 12 Days of Simon and Ross and back to the audiobook we've recorded of A Christmas Carol, this time Stave or rather chapter 3.It is us, so we've left in a lot of the mistakes, giggles and Ross getting angry at Simon for not being able to read.Join us next time for Day 11 and Stave 4 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-1953 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Christmas Carol: Stave 1Christmas: Episode 8 - A Christmas Carol - Stave 1Join us for a complete read through of Charles Dickens A Christmas carol, read by Ross, characters by Simon.We hope you enjoy this first chapter or stave of this amazing tale!See you next time for stave 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-1541 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastBen's ChristmasWelcome back to day 7 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross.This time we have returning guest Ben Smith, to discuss his Christmas or lack of!Ben is very confused by Prawn Cocktail and chicken in a can and we try to create a new celebration to improve the winter months in February.We manage to spend most of the podcast talking about food and roughly 7 minutes about his Christmas film, there's also a pretty grim story relating to turkey legs!Thanks once again Ben and for all your encouraging words...
2021-12-131h 26
The Simon and Ross PodcastLewis's ChristmasWelcome to Day 6 of the 12 Days of SImon and Ross, this time with returning guest Lewis Speight.We discover what Lewis does or rather doesn't do for Christmas, we test out the new Meat jingle on our first live guest and Ross is pretty much disapointed by Lewis's choices across the board.Once again thanks Lewis for joining us and we will get you back again!Join us next time for Day 7 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-111h 16
The Simon and Ross PodcastLiam's ChristmasWelcome back for day 5 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross, this time with fellow Barrovian (along with Ross) Liam Moser or Wadey!This time we talk about Liams ideal Christmas, Barrovian Christmases past and Liams favourite Christmas Movie.We also introduce a new jingle regarding meat!Thanks Wadey!Join us for day 6 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-091h 27
The Simon and Ross PodcastOwen's ChristmasWelcome back to day 4 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross, this time with our most recent Top 5 movies guest Owen Clayton.This ones shorter than the last couple, as we were using Owen as a trial! We talk about Owens favourite Christmas film and why he's probably right!Hint: Michael Caine appears again!!Thanks Owen!Just us next time for day 5 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-0716 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastGraham's ChristmasWelcome back to day 3 of The Simon and Ross 12 days of Christmas, this week we are joined by our very first guest Graham Ella.Despite internet issues and a piece of cardboard the size of a postage stamp on the back of his chair, we had a great time talking to Graham about his ideal Christmas. We hear a lot about Melons! Be warned!Thanks Graham and we'll see you next time for day 4 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-051h 12
The Simon and Ross PodcastMichaela's ChristmasWelcome back to day 2 of the SImon and Ross Christmas, this time we have been joined by Michaela Mcg, an OG guest and is a very silly one!We ask Michaela to talk about her ideal christmas, habits, music and of course her favourite Chrsitmas film!Hope you enjoy her return and thanks for joining us again Michaela!See you next for day 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-031h 31
The Simon and Ross PodcastSimon and Ross' ChristmasWelcome to day one of the 12 Days of Simon and Ross.For day one it's us talking about our Christmas's, Ross talks about the elephant hotel that does toast in the shape of Elephants and Simon goes out into Leeds to speak to the general public about their favourite Christmas films.See you next time for day 2, with a returning guest to talk about their own Christmas Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-12-011h 01
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Stuff on Endor was Just BollocksEpisode 3: The Stuff on Endor was just Bollocks This week we finish Owens top 5 movies.Also who is the goddess of prog rock, what film did Dana Andrews get his prunes, Ross and Owen talk about how creepy the Signalman is, Rogue One appears again and Owen gets episode 6 wrong!Thanks for joining us Owen you were amazing, See you next time for the start of the Simon and Ross Christmas month! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
2021-11-1244 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Guy with A Ball Bag for A Facehis week we continue Owen's top 5 movies.This week Owen goes French very quickly, Does Simon want to watch Gary Oldman dripping tar? We also find out Owen once taught Ian Holm's 4th wife how to use a camera! We also have a longer than necessary talk about Dr. Who!Join us next week to listen to Owen's final episode! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-11-0545 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastPenis Onion Bhaji'sWelcome back, to our Patreon Member's with a Patreon only Episode "Penis Onion Bhaji's" (All will be explained in the ep)This week for the patreon only episode we talk about things we've watched, Running apps and Squid Game!We also have a mammoth Ross's dream section, with Simon's pre recorded dream! Never eat an Onion Bhaji in a Tupperware box!See you next time and thank you once again Patreon's, we love you!XX Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
2021-10-021h 10
The Simon and Ross PodcastWhat am I Inserted Into?Simon and Ross's Road Trip - What Am I Inserted into?Welcome back to the Patreon only episode for this month.There's a few firsts in this one:The first episode we recorded actually together.The first episode recorded solely in a car on the way down to Swansea for a stag do. (Apologies for the intermittent sound quality because of this).Also the first episode where Ross almost crashed the car because he was crying with laughter!2 Ross's dreams, 2 Games of What Am i? and a t...
2021-08-151h 25
The Simon and Ross PodcastDo Eunuchs Have a Willy?Welcome to episode 3 of our game of thrones specials, this week Ross tries to open with a joke, there's an update on our bowel issues, Ramsey Bolton's sausage wobble, Simon forgets every character's name from game of thrones, what has Varys have down there? and Ross searches for Eunuch willies?Join us next time for the final part of the Game of Thrones episodes! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-08-0647 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastMelisandre's Mega BucketPatreon Only Episode 8: Melisandre's Mega BucketWelcome back to an exclusive Patreon Episode, this week we discuss bottom troubles again, Ross finding out he's missed an episode of Loki, Ross's secret teenage crush and our online gaming and arguments that happen because of them.Thanks for your patronage, it is genuinely appreciated and we'll see you next time.Simon and Ross xx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-07-171h 06
The Simon and Ross PodcastI Just Wanted a HotdogT5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 3: I Just Wanted A Hotdog!Welcome to the last of Connor's episodes and we finally get to finish his top 5 movies. This week we find out which character was based on Russell Crowe, Daniel Day Lewis and a sprinkle of Colin Farrell.We also find a film Connor has watched more than once!Thanks Connor you were amazing, we'll hopefully get you on again at some point.See you next week for a new mini series.And thanks again f...
2021-07-1643 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastRoss "The Human Drill" SkyrmePatreon Only Episode 7: Ross "The Human Drill" SkyrmeThis week we return for our Patreon Exclusive episode, this Week, Simon had just had his second Covid jab, so was a bit under the weather. But we still manage to discuss Glory holes, Ross's new hobby (Getting thrown about by men!) and because he'd just finished rewatching it...Game of Thrones!Thanks once again for joining us on Patreon and hope you enjoy this episode made for you lucky people!SImon and Rossxxx
2021-06-261h 05
The Simon and Ross PodcastA Snickers in the Fridge, is Like Chives on the Arse!Episode 6 - A snickers in the fridge, is like chives on the arse!This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave conclude their unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings.Why does Aragorn put Mint on his ball sack? We also get a repeat of the Tom Bombadil and David Bowie song, DILO! Also Avengers Endgame gets another look in!Thanks for joining us on the journey to Mordor and back again and we'll see you next week!
2021-06-2549 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Stench of ShelobEpisode 5 - The Stench of ShelobThis week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings.A very silly episode, we decide which of the fellowship we both identify as, Ross finishes the trilogy on his read along, do the fellowship ever clean their shieths? How manky is the mouth of Sauron? Merry and Pippins bulking up on Ent juice and finally the Green dragon dance mix.See you next week for the last...
2021-06-181h 05
The Simon and Ross PodcastDo You Remember White Dog Poo?Lord of the Rings: Episode 4 - Do you Remember White Dog Poo?This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings.This time Legolas and Ross are scared of things bigger than they should be, why are the ring wraiths scared of scotch bonnets? and why is it when something exciting happens, you get told about it after it's happened? We also hear Aragorns dance single, which he dedicated to the Gondor massive!...
2021-06-111h 03
The Simon and Ross PodcastEat's It, Eat's It!Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 3 - Eat's it! Eat's it!This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings.This week Simon discovers the benefits of a Kindle, Ross talks about his retirement plans for a book shop, did they do a better job of the films than the books did? Ross tries to make Simon watch all of game of thrones again (not going happen), are we glad Tom Bombadil was removed? HOW...
2021-06-0443 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastCracking off a Cheeky GamgeeLord of the Rings Special: Episode 2 - Cracking off a Cheeky GamgeeThis week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings.This week Ross discusses LOTRs fan fiction, Aragorn as Liam Gallagher (Galagorn) and Oasis inspired LOTRs songs, Faramir's father eating tomatoes, also does Sam turn Gollum into a little nob head?See you next week for part 3! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-05-2852 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastHey Doll Merry DollLord of the Rings Special: Episode 1 - Hey Doll Merry Doll!This week we start an unexpected adventure, Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave, travel through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. In this first episode, Gollum can't say Episode and Simon can't un-Yoda Gollum. Our introductions to Lord of the rings and our memories associated with it. We also hear the forgotten about collaboration with Tom Bombadil and David Bowie (during his Laughing gnome period) singing Tom Bombadil's Song. Hope you enjoy!
2021-05-211h 04
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Simon and Ross Book ClubPatreon Only Episode 6: The Simon and Ross Book ClubThis time, we are finally releasing an episode we recorded last year and couldn't find a place to put it in the normal series. In preparation for our next series which is all about The Lord of the Rings, we did an episode mainly on books, the books featured are:Charles Dickens - Great expectations https://www.waterstones.com/book/great-expectations/charles-dickens/charlotte-mitchell/9780141040363J.B. Morrison - A God Awful Small Affair https://www.cherryred.co.uk/product/j-b-morrison-a-godawful-small-affair-b-w-harvey-king-unboxes-his-family-book/h...
2021-05-151h 15
The Simon and Ross Podcast...And I Liked It!Welcome to this months exclusive episode, this week we talk about the ending of Hawk and the Crystal Castles, also new one off feature Ross's 8 year old holiday diary! Ross liked it, Simon liked it, hopefully you will also like it!Thanks again for your support, it REALLY, REALLY, REALLY is appreciated!If you enjoyed Ross's bands music then head over to...https://tempofeliz.bandcamp.com/album/respirarto pre order the album. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-04-2447 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastEaten From the Arse UpWelcome to Liams final episode.Once again, Fast vs slow zombies.Liam blows Simon's mind with information regarding one of his favourite films.Where do eggs come from?Do you want to buy a caravan?Thanks Liam you were amazing, hopefully we'll get you back on again soon!See you next week Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-04-2336 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Best of The Simon and Ross Podcast - Series 1Episode 50: The Best of The Simon and Ross Podcast - Series 1As a special treat for everyone, we have made a special show. The introduction (about 20 minutes long) talks about Ross's recent trip into trending on Twitter with the band The Music (thanks to the band and Eiger Studios in Leeds).After that we have special selected the best bits from Series 1, which had our Top ten albums, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sherlock, Halloween and Christmas.We continue next week with the Top 5 Movie guests and here's to another 50 episodes!Thanks for a...
2021-04-021h 37
The Simon and Ross PodcastHawk = FalconHello all patreons, welcome to Patreon episode 4: Hawk = Falcon.This time Ross continues to struggle with Falcon and the Winter Soldier, also how low can you go? and how high?We also have the Land of Ross's dreams and who is in the toilet with Ross?Thanks once again for your patreonage and see you next time!Love Simon and Rossxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-03-2747 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastYou Don't Need to be A Dolphin to Fuck A BlowholeThis week Gage tries to convince us that his 4th choice is actually a comedy and how amazing he told Simon it was before he'd seen it. Also what animal would you choose to be turned into?See you next week for Gage's last episode. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-03-1936 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastMidlife CrisisSpecial Guest - Gage Davis Part 1: Midlife crisis This week Gage Davis joins us for his top 5 movies, a self confessed film nerd, we discuss Simon having a disappointing cinema trip with Gage, Ross's dad confuses a Guy Ritchie film for a Martin Scorsese film and what Lynx deodorant does Ben Kingsley wear?See you next week for episode 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-03-1251 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastAn Archive of Farts Vol.1Patreon Only: Episode 2 - An Archive of Farts Vol.1Welcome to a very silly Patreon only exclusive episode 2.This week Simon talks about his recent dreams and Ross talks about his very tight sphincter. Simon also almost has a heart attack live on zoom!Also returning near the end is previous guest Lewis.Thanks for all the support, it really means a lot and you are the reason we do it!See you next time!xxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/t...
2021-03-0637 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastWhisper, Whisper, Whisper...Shouty!Special Guest - Fatima Nadat Part 2: Whisper, whisper, whisper...SHOUTY! This week Simon gets Nolan wrong, Ross does his his shouty Michael Caine! We also have another instalment of Ross's dreams! See you next week for Fatima's final episode, in episode 3. Xxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-02-2629 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastMarsters, Plasters and Dressing DownsSpecial Guest Michaela McG Part 2 - Marsteres, Plarsters and Dressing Downs! Welcome to episode 2 of series 2, this week Michaela takes a play mobile figure to the hair dressers to request the same cut, Ross lists his favourite Radio 2 Dj's and Simon gets a baileys hot chocolate delivered to him, heads up it was lovely! Join us next week for the thirds and final show with Michaela to finish of her top 5 movies, a Simon and Ross first! So dress down in your dressing down apply a plarster if you've had a DIY disarster! And we'll see you next week! ...
2021-01-1548 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastFire Hose PenisesSpecial Guest Michaela McG Part 1 - Fire Hose Penises Welcome to series 2 of the Simon and Ross podcast, this week we are joined by our friend and former colleague Michaela McG, who is the first person yet to ask to the Who are you? jingle before it's played. We also discuss some of her rejects and what sounds like a very weird film, does Ross really have fetishised cellulite on his Christmas list? See you next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2021-01-0853 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastWhat's A Chevy Chase?Well here we are at the end of an awful year, but there are many things to be thankful for, one of them is Christmas films, this podcast recorded in 2016, was our second attempt to make a podcast and we enjoyed it so much that we waited 4 years and then a global pandemic to do some more. This time we talked about our top Christmas movies (which we both more or less stand by) and many other things, like Ross's mums prawn cocktail and what's a Chevy Chase? So that's it for series 1 of the Simon and Ross podcast...
2020-12-231h 19
The Simon and Ross PodcastThe Simon and Ross Podcast Theme by the ErmsBonus Episode 1 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2020-05-2803 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastAny Diced Based GameEpisode four of our top ten albums countdown. Ross can't work out what Frankie goes to Hollywood is and Simon mixes his board games up.Thank you all for downloading we're currently on 1296 downloads for May which is amazing, please email us onsimonandross@yahoo.co.uk, with your top 10 albums, so we can read yours out, also for any feedback.New episodes being recorded very soon, so we will have another one later in the week.You can find us on both iTunes and Spotify so have a listen, your...
2020-04-2230 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastTax Evasion and the ClapTax Evasion and the Clap.Really into the meat and into the marrowy goodness. A couple of albums that didn't make it into the top ten.We are now on itunes, paste the link, or just search for simon parker or ross skyrme and you should find us.See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2020-04-1529 min
The Simon and Ross PodcastFull Package ExperienceWelcome to the first Simon and Ross Podcast.Originally released during the 2020 Lockdown. Recorded with awful microphones, trust me it does get better.This time we discuss the albums that didn't quite make it to the top tens.See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast.
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2020-04-0127 min