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Niche as QuicheEP 71 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons BUM HUNsend me voice message, dream interpretation, question, a song, whatever!
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2025-09-2646 min2025-09-1432 minNiche as QuicheNICHE AS QUICHE EP 67 Sam Simmons DADS HOMEhi, why not email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
2025-08-3044 minNiche as QuicheSAM SIMMONS IS HEREHi guys, back with your regular podcast soon.
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I love you and have missed you.
2025-06-1107 minNiche as QuicheEP 68 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Time wankMilking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks
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2024-12-111h 02Niche as QuicheEP 68 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Time wankMilking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks
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2024-12-111h 02Niche as QuicheNICHE AS QUICHE 67 Sam Simmons The HerkinEpisode 67
Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.
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2024-11-2659 minNiche as QuicheNICHE AS QUICHE 67 Sam Simmons The HerkinEpisode 67
Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.
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2024-11-2659 minNiche as QuicheEP 66 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Guvna in the BUM
It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,
Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x
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2024-11-1556 minNiche as QuicheEP 66 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Guvna in the BUM
It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,
Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x
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2024-11-1556 minNiche as QuicheEP 65 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons TartufoIts Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.
*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.
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2024-11-081h 07Niche as QuicheEP 65 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons TartufoIts Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.
*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.
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or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
or support my sandwiches…
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2024-11-081h 07Niche as QuicheEP 64 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons JacarandaIts Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!
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2024-10-251h 01Niche as QuicheEP 64 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons JacarandaIts Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!
And check out the…
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2024-10-251h 01Niche as QuicheEP 63.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons ChadwickA boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!
* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS
ENJOY X
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2024-10-071h 05Niche as QuicheEP 63.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons ChadwickA boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!
* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS
ENJOY X
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2024-10-071h 05Niche as QuicheEP 63 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Spanish LiesA boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!
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2024-10-0703 minNiche as QuicheEP 62 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons The Muffin ManI'm back! short lil episode, big fat one coming. I love you, I need you x
"He liked Pancakes, the thin ones, but not crepes"- Sam Simmons
2024-09-3032 minNiche as QuicheEP 61 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons OYSTER SAUCEOyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.
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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!
2024-08-121h 02Niche as QuicheEP 61 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons OYSTER SAUCEOyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.
Email me!
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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!
2024-08-121h 02Niche as QuicheEP 60 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Burger Ring HeartI really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.
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2024-07-2557 minNiche as QuicheEP 60 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Burger Ring HeartI really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.
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2024-07-2557 minNiche as QuicheEP 59 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons STONKI chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.
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2024-07-1054 minNiche as QuicheEP 59 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons STONKI chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.
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2024-07-1054 minNiche as QuicheEP 58 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons HottiesIts crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,
I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo
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2024-06-2146 minNiche as QuicheEP 58 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons HottiesIts crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,
I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo
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2024-06-2146 minNiche as QuicheEP 57 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Reggae rebirthEmail me!
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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.
I had a mental breakdown
at the start of the pandemic
I was hospitalised and realised
my mind was problematic
now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days
though I feel kinda better
yet I still get sad Hooray
got a 7-year-old daughter
that I want to not fuck up
I used to be kind of famous
b...
2024-06-0549 minNiche as QuicheEP 57 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Reggae rebirthEmail me!
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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.
I had a mental breakdown
at the start of the pandemic
I was hospitalised and realised
my mind was problematic
now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days
though I feel kinda better
yet I still get sad Hooray
got a 7-year-old daughter
that I want to not fuck up
I used to be kind of famous
b...
2024-06-0549 minNiche as QuicheEP 56 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Snow fakes.Remember I love you!!!!!
don't be a snow-fake.
https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0
2024-05-2349 minNiche as QuicheEP 56 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Snow fakes.Remember I love you!!!!!
don't be a snow-fake.
https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0
2024-05-2349 minNiche as QuicheNICHE AS QUICHE EP 55 Sam Simmons Magnetic friend soxMagnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.
say hello
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listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick
https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520
2024-05-1640 minNiche as QuicheNICHE AS QUICHE EP 55 Sam Simmons Magnetic friend soxMagnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.
say hello
samniceasquiche@gmail.com
listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick
https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520
2024-05-1640 minNiche as QuicheEp 54 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons MID LIFE CRYOUTHi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.
x
2024-05-0958 minNiche as QuicheEp 54 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons MID LIFE CRYOUTHi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.
x
2024-05-0958 minNiche as Quichea toe in the oceanHi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.
luv u x
2024-05-0226 minNiche as Quichea toe in the oceanHi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.
luv u x
2024-05-0226 minNiche as QuicheEP 53 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons TeslaHello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.
All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)
message me.
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2024-03-2848 minNiche as QuicheEP 53 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons TeslaHello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.
All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)
message me.
samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
2024-03-2848 minNiche as QuicheEP 51.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Over itOVER IT EP 51.3
Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one.
I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week!
In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x
2024-03-1323 minNiche as QuicheEP 51.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Over itOVER IT EP 51.3
Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one.
I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week!
In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x
2024-03-1323 minNiche as QuicheEP 51 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons VoulevantsARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51
Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.
I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a q...
2024-03-061h 08Niche as QuicheEP 51 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons VoulevantsARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51
Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.
I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a q...
2024-03-061h 08Niche as QuicheEP 50 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Benjamin JohnsonBenjamin Johnson it’s episode 50
It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!
50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson
PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone...
2024-02-281h 01Niche as QuicheEP 50 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Benjamin JohnsonBenjamin Johnson it’s episode 50
It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!
50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson
PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone...
2024-02-281h 01Niche as QuicheEP 49 N ICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Bee Bee the FijianBEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!
I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.
I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off!
If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me...
2024-02-1951 minNiche as QuicheEP 49 N ICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Bee Bee the FijianBEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!
I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.
I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off!
If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me...
2024-02-1951 minNiche as QuicheEP 48 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons oijhbnyubgoijhbnyubg it’s episode 48
I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne.
if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.
Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me...
2024-02-071h 03Niche as QuicheEP 48 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons oijhbnyubgoijhbnyubg it’s episode 48
I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne.
if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.
Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me...
2024-02-071h 03Niche as QuicheEP 47 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Am I Strange?AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan)
Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night.
Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!!
Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can tho...
2024-01-2658 minNiche as QuicheEP 47 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Am I Strange?AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan)
Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night.
Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!!
Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can tho...
2024-01-2658 minNiche as QuicheEP 46 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cat Scratch FeverCAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46!
Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan.
Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche.
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit co...
2024-01-1552 minNiche as QuicheEP 46 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cat Scratch FeverCAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46!
Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan.
Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche.
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit co...
2024-01-1552 minNiche as QuicheEP 45 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cheese and RiceCheese and Rice! it’s episode 45!
Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche.
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit...
2024-01-051h 04Niche as QuicheEP 44 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons XMASFKNThis podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast.
Love you.
Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024
2023-12-2747 minNiche as QuicheEP 43 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons My Canary Has CirclesIt's episode 43.
Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news
PLUS, I did a thingy!!!!
I also love getting voice messages!
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though,And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy D...
2023-12-1252 minNiche as QuicheEP 42 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons PIG LATINIt's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont.
I love getting voice messages!
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2023-11-2748 minNiche as QuicheEP 41 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cage to the StageIt's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news.
I love getting voice messages!
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.
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2023-11-1549 minNiche as QuicheEp 40 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons NecrosisIt's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it!
And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2023-11-0155 minNiche as QuicheEP 39 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons DEHYDRATIOOOOIt's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis.
Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink.
And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2023-10-1756 minNiche as QuicheEP 38 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons I’m really good at sweet potatoes now.This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now"
Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes!
Do you know what I mean?
And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2023-10-0648 minNiche as QuicheEP 37 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cover Letters.This is episode 37! Cover letters.
I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby.
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2023-09-2846 minNiche as QuicheEP 36 NICHEAS QUICHE Sam Simmons Dead Leg.DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!!
Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days.
PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson
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2023-09-1940 minNiche as QuicheEP 35 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons That sounds like a Japlan.It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO
Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I’ll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport.
We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich
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2023-09-0758 minNiche as QuicheEP 34 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons JAPLANIt's episode 34; Things didn’t go to Japlan.
Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR.
and PLEASE send me a dream interpretation or random question by recording a voice message on your phone and emailing it to me at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
also Including the third episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person.
I LOVE doing this podcast and thank you for supporting it if you are on Patreon! if yo...
2023-08-2254 minNiche as QuicheEP 33 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons a Poo ans a WeeIt's episode 33 a poo and a wee
Including the second episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person.
I Totally love love love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!!
As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
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2023-08-1047 minNiche as QuicheEP 32 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons LINT LINT LINTIt's episode bloody 32 lint lint lint and more lint
Including the debut episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!!
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2023-08-0353 minNiche as QuicheEP 31 NIICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons DoodlesIt's episode 31! right in the BUM.
Some terrific inner thoughts into the duality of man!
Plus paella on a Cruskit? No way Jose!
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2023-07-2658 minNiche as QuicheEP 30 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons The Villainy of Mice.Some hardcore Greek love, the hot vomit express and a deep dive into villainy inspired by the tennis.
Also apologies here for the sound output, I forgot to put a level filter on. Back to normal next week! love you.
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2023-07-171h 01Niche as QuicheEP 29 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cup NoodlesIt's episode 29; CUP NOODLES (cup o soup, another day)
JOY waning, ANGER rising.
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2023-07-1152 minNiche as QuicheEP 28 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons BarstardeI am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup.
It's episode 28; BASTARDS! LIKEEE
I'm back, healthy and shelfy.
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2023-07-0352 minNiche as QuicheEP 27 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS The CastratiI am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup.
It's episode 27; THE CASTRATI !!!!!
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2023-06-2345 minNiche as QuicheEP 26 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons New AustraliaThe man with a fork in a world of soup is back!
It's episode 26, babies! with a deep dive into the cult-like social experiment of New Australia 1893 Paraguay!! that's all I have to say.
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2023-06-0755 minNiche as QuicheEP 25 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons FUKT in the head.This is the loosest episode I have recorded yet, which is saying something. I think my anti-biotics have given me minor brain damage. Weird week. Deep dive is Folie à deux, which ended up hurting my head hole.
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2023-05-3159 minNiche as QuicheEP 24 NICHE AS QUICHE Tiger PrawnsThis episode contains phlegm, tiger prawns, phlegm, Lebanese lentils, phlegm and various mixed birds.
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2023-05-1944 minNiche as QuicheEP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS CANNIBALSCannibals. Couch clowns, goat sex, and how awful a giant PAELLA is.
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2023-05-101h 03Niche as QuicheEP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Kava HangoverI tried the Fijian drug called Kava and even though it said you won't get a hangover on the packet, I think I got a hangover. Also, the ramblings of a ramblin man.
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2023-04-2356 min
Niche as QuicheEP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Kava induced rantface.I tried Kava, it's a Fijian natural "drug" It said no hangover on the packet...
Thai guys, wall brackets and the ramblin man.
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2023-04-2356 minNiche as QuicheEp 22 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Roman Sex GodPost easter, post 4am swim, I bring you loose thoughts on gender dysphoria in the cave person community. PLUS a deep dive into Ancient Roman Sex fiends.
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2023-04-101h 05Niche as QuicheEp 21 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Ongs EggThis is the podcast you have been searching for.
I think my fave episode yet.
Always best to record in a good mood, my friends.
Lots of rage and fury PLUS an excerpt from my live show "About the Weather" and a deep dive into something ultimately disappointing. What more could you ask for!
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I want t...
2023-03-301h 01Niche as QuicheEp 20.5 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS LISPYLISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana.
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2023-03-2256 minNiche as QuicheEP 20 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS LISPSLISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana.
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2023-03-2256 minNiche as QuicheEP 19 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS YEAR 5 ALIVEWas I drink spiked at the pub? hmmmmmmm.
PLUS a deep dive into the creative minds of 10-11 years olds,
quite the combination.
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2023-03-121h 05Niche as QuicheEP 18 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS salad on the sofaA very strange incident whilst ordering a salad sandwich coupled with general paranoia and an amazing accidental discovery deep dive on a furniture shop Jingle from Adelaide, you know, just some very relatable stuff.
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2023-03-0151 minNiche as QuicheEP 17 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS OstrichesComing to you from Radelaide! this weeks deep dive is a doozy.
Plus some ISSUES! the history of living in a monkey and more!
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2023-02-2046 minNiche as QuicheEP 16 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE FLOOD
Not too sure really what this one's all about, my basement was flooded, so I'm banging on about having to concrete, also some terrific letters, particularly from Fern and Daniel.
When in Rome, and a deep dive into a very confusing fairy tale.
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2023-02-1158 minNiche as QuicheEP15 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE Going DutchCatering for effing kids, an offensive history of Doors, Going Dutch, general paranoia and Pho.
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2023-02-0355 minNiche as QuicheEP 14 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE My brain is gooder.Email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
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episode 14: my brain is gooder
OK, babes, I'm finally back, I think my mind has been absolutely pre-consumed with the stress of dealing with real life and this week after a breakthrough I'm back!
With a deep dive into a ve...
2023-01-251h 11Niche as QuicheEP 13 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE BARNEY GOOGLEAll about Barney Google...
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2023-01-1950 minNiche as QuicheEP 12 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE EGGPLANTI'm back and ready to bibimbap! https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2023-01-1156 minNiche as QuicheEP 11 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE THE GHOST OF THE TAX DEPARTMENTDebt, booze, jazz, sharks, regret.
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2022-12-1957 minNiche as QuicheEP 9 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche JeansJeans, Koreans boys, national soup, coming out. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2022-12-0954 minNiche as QuicheEP8 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE Stephen DorffDeep dive into 90s heartthrob Stephen Dorff, Horse Hoof conspiracies and the meaning of life.
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2022-12-0150 minNiche as QuicheEP 7 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE GREEKSGreeks, Horhey! and Pierce Brosnan. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2022-11-2454 minNiche as QuicheEP 6 Sam Simmons NICHE AS QUICHE CrumpetsCrumpets, Lawrence Fishburne and introducing the F*%KEN GUY. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2022-11-1650 minNiche as QuicheEp 5 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche QUAILSit's about being a mother, crayons and singing. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2022-11-0951 minNiche as QuicheEP 4 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche FantaWillem Dafoe and Fanta, it's what the people want. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons
2022-11-0141 min2022-10-2645 minNiche as QuicheEpisode 3 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Lacrosseits the same one about Lacrosse
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2022-10-2637 minNiche as QuicheEp 3 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche LacrosseUmmm, it's about Lacrosse.
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