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Talking Codswallop284. Feeling ChipperThis week Gemma & James catch up after their Christmas break. Sharing stories of festive cheer, parent's not being home when you turn up, in bed by 9pm on a night out and all of the usual laughter.
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2024-01-0738 minTalking Codswallop196. Oh, Deer!Return of the Gem, once again.. it's the return of the Gem!
This week Gemma returns to tell the story of her car accident and how close she was to nearly dying, but alas she's here to tell the tell. James uses up the last of the deer puns, no more are allowed to be uttered (please). James explains why he needed tissues during Ghostbusters Afterlife in the mini (as spoiler free as possible) review. Gemma tells a family tradition which bitterly disappoints James. What have they been watching? Who stole all of the penis'? and Dog T...
2021-12-121h 22Talking Codswallop195. Andre DanielsThis week James and Gemma sit down with Andre Daniels who is a comic writer, blogger, video game enthusiast, a breath of fresh air and a geniunely lovely, amazing human being. He is the creator of Brutal Planet Comics, and the mind behind the comic series "TREBLE: THE RHYTHM WITHIN" which is a comic series Gemma will definitely being investing time and money into. Beside the amazing work Dre does with his comics and youtube channel, we discuss who is better Batman or Superman, have an extremely intense conversation about Gemma & Dre's distaste for Pepsi and much much more...
2021-12-052h 18Talking Codswallop194. Tim FlingJames has been lucky enough to sit down to Mr. Tim Fling, musician, comic book creator and all round amazing man. In this brilliant episode we discuss music, films and the amazing comic book series Tim has created The Hunchback Of Theilogical Quadrant 19, Socket and Water Wars to name but a few! If you want positivity and inspiration Tim is your man. He embodies 'if you put your mind to it anything is possible'! In this interview he provides me with the most heart warning answer ever to 'who would you swap places with?'Tune in you will not...
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Talking Codswallop193. Cleanin‘ Up The TownWith Ghostbusters Afterlife fast approaching this was the perfect time to talk to the amazing brother and sister team behind Cleanin' Up The Town: Remembering Ghostbusters, one of the greatest documentaries ever made!
This week James sits down with Claire & Anthony Bueno from Bueno Production to have a heart warming chat & discuss the spooky, the funny, the educational and why you should never, ever give up on your dreams!
Cleanin' Up The Town social media:
Website - https://buenoproductions.com/
Twitter - @GhostbustersDoc
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/g...
2021-11-211h 52Talking Codswallop192. The Way We Get By & QueenpinsJames sits down to talk to the simply exceptional husband and wife team, Aron Gaudet & Gita Pullapilly who are the writers and directors behind the Kristen Bell & Kirby Howell-Baptiste film Queenpins and documentary The Way We Get By!
James discusses their lives, careers, the different processes behind making a documentary and feature film, future plans and why Queenpins is much more than just a comedy! You can watch Queenpins on Paramount+. The Way We Get By focuses on three senior citizens who have greeted nearly one million US troops at a tiny airport in Maine. What an...
2021-11-141h 19Talking Codswallop191. Phoenix Rehoming Live ShowThis week we entertain you with the LIVE event we took part in with Doctor Squee for the charity Phoenix Rehoming. Doctor Squee recorded a 24 hour podcast with guests and Gemma, James and Joanne were honoured to be a portion of those guests listen as the guys & gals struggle not to swear, but manage to provide plenty of innuendos. Pre-Live show; James and Gemma get together to discuss their weeks to add an added extra to the content for those of you who have already listened/viewed. So, there's something for all. This is filled with laughter, joy, games...
2021-11-071h 27Talking Codswallop190. Shaun of the Dead - Halloween Special 2021HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! WE FOOLED YOU.
James this week is joined by two special gorgeous guests. You will know who they are, but remember James has goldfish brain. This week's movie review is 2004's cult classic Shaun of the Dead. Lots of laughter, random chat for the first 20 minutes, basically a typical Talking Codswallop episode in the form of Celluloid Codswallop. Gemma (whoops, gave a guest away) tries to guess who Jasper Carrot's daughter is, after a 5 minute conversation about the actress she said, Gemma, James and wait for it.... Joanne (Surprise) realise they are all talking about...
2021-10-311h 33Talking Codswallop189. Mark SteenslandWith Halloween fast approaching we have an interview with a spooky feel!!! James interviews the brilliant author, producer, writer and director Mark Steensland!
Mark discusses his career directing, writing and producing films, touching on his advice for anyone entering the industry. We discuss the writing process behind the terrifying 2021 film Jakob's Wife staring horror icon Barbara Crampton.
There is so much more to tell but you gotta tune in!!
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2021-10-231h 30Talking Codswallop188. Home Not AloneJoin us to learn about the amazing planning that went into the Home Not Alone prank on James. This week we are joined by Lyndon & Ben the masterminds behind possibly the greatest prank of the year! How does it all link to Phantasm? How and why did it happen and what else could they cook up? You have to tune in to find out....
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2021-10-171h 20Talking Codswallop187. Car Codswallop CornerGemma and James this week have a jolly good laugh discussing the following:
British Weather Talk
Relationship advice
Car Codswallop
Pyjamas etiquette
Rising Blood Pressure
Swearing Parrots
Possessed Dolls
Toilet Troubles
and MORE... If that dosn't tantalise you into listening, well we don't know what will.
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2021-10-101h 06Talking Codswallop186. Saterdarey FuntsWhat an episode Gemma and James have in store for you this week. 17 year old Goldfish having operations, Nun's dancing with skeltons in graveyards, Codswallop, Gemma Done-F**k up's, WHERE IS ALL THE PETROL!!!! and much more things to laugh at and with us.
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2021-10-031h 07Talking Codswallop185.Julie T WallaceJames has been incredibly fortunate to sit down and talk to the one and only Julie T. Wallace. Julie has had an incredible career ranging from Life & Loves of a She-Devil, a Bond Girl In The Living Daylights, to roles in The Fifth Element, Speed Racer, Heart Beat & Last of The Summer Wine! This is an interview I have been looking forward to for ages! So tune in you will not only entertained but you will laugh your socks off as Julie is simply BRILLIANT!!!'
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2021-09-261h 21Talking Codswallop184. James Get‘s PrankedA shortie, but a goodie non-the-less.
This week James tells a story how he was pranked by one of his friends. Gemma manages to piss off two people without trying and news about our upcoming LIVE hour with SqueeF3st on Saturday 25th September at 4pm, hope to "see" you all there. Oh and of course, there's Codswallop too... what has Jason Manford done to piss of Gemma?
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2021-09-1932 minTalking Codswallop183. The Princess BrideNever let it be said that we don't listen to the Salty Tadpoles! Joanne and I have both heard about this film but never seen it!! Listen to us discussing the one and only Princess Bride! We look at subjects such as - Who could James Cosplay as, where have we seen these actors before? Can we link this to DC and is Fred Savage secretly a murderer? I know, I know "Inconceivable!"
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2021-09-1256 minTalking Codswallop182. Nathan‘s FaultThis week Gemma & James are joined by Melissa from The Brook Reading podcast & what a blast they had. One listener sends Gemma a YUMMY present, and of course he is then turned into a fictional "serial killer". What does seeing 12 Magpies mean? Update on the o2 phone debarcle. James complains about walkers & Melissa is wonderful and patience while all of this chaos is going on around her. LOL! Being a Tadpole, she knew what she was getting herself into. LOL :) Where typically do non-American's want to go and eat? What's Wally up to now? and why is James pissed...
2021-09-051h 33Talking Codswallop181. Death IngloriaThis week Gemma sits down with Galina Rin who is the incredible singer and brains behind the band/comic Death Ingloria. And what did they discuss?... well, of course, Heinz Beans and Ramen Noodles. What else would they discuss... Ok, fine, they also talk about Galina's incredible music & the coinciding comic book (which is a genius idea). To explain Death Ingloria further: they explores Humanity’s depths, its heights, and its inevitable conclusions through rock music, comic art and animation. This is such a great chat & Galina allowed us to play one of her tracks from her NEW album, so...
2021-08-291h 24Talking Codswallop180. SqueeF3stCROSS OVER PODCAST time. This week Gemma & James are joined by Squee from the Doctor Squee Podcast/Radio show. We discuss Squee's upcoming event; SqueeF3st which is a 24 hour live video podcast which Talking Codswallop has the honour to be involved with. Why have o2 pissed off Gemma? Why can't James buy lightbulbs? Does James ONLY say profound things? Does Dog Poo roll? All this and more, so what are you waiting for... download and listen today!
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2021-08-221h 05Talking Codswallop179. STICKYWhen you say CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN! in the mirror you want our next guest to appear. This week Gemma sits down to discuss the magic of Rock candy with the King of the Sticky's; Mr David King.
Dave is one of the creators behind the company Sticky, which is taking the internet by storm with their livestream videos. The story of this company is amazing from how it all began, how it was nearly all over and how the internet saved the company. The lovingly nicknamed Sticky Weirdo's (their fan base) helped to make this incredible journey. D...
2021-08-151h 38Talking Codswallop178. New Mic.... Who Dis?This week Gemma has a special, mysterious guest with her... Oh OK! It's James.. He's BACK BABY!!! :)
Check out the random "Codswallop" we talk about tapes (yes, those old things that were out before CD's (in the "olden days")... and yes, CD's came before MP3 players) returning from the dead, #SaltyTadpoleInteractions with their Mythological creatures, #Codswallop's and much more laughs along the way. Clear those bladders before listening to this episode, you might find you laugh so hard a little bit of wee wee comes out.
Shout outs this week: Melissa from The Brook Reading Po...
2021-08-081h 05Talking Codswallop177. HELP!!! I'm Trapped.This week Gemma and Andy sit down to discuss the weeks events... and boy were there some events to be discussed. Gemma shares the ALL TIME most embarrassing story. Andy questions the mental state of Gemma and her mum during a dinner time action. Salty Tadpole Interaction from our Facebook group. Football talk. Stories of the week and Would you Rathers?.
This is packed show, filled to the brim of laughter.
A BIG Thank you from Gemma for waiting an additional week for this episode. But, the best things come to those who wait. It's a...
2021-07-251h 17Talking Codswallop176. James, Who?Guess what... James' microphone is still not working, so Joanne steps up to the mark and joins Gemma on the OG Codswallop show. Could this be a girlie show? All about makeup and hair styles? Nope, think again.. we pick on James, discuss the similarities between Derry Girls and real life Northern Ireland with some eye opening stories, Terry Pratchett, Bridgeton, Football, Politics, Religion and what we are watching on Disney+. Why is Joanne painting guns? What are the best and most groan-worthy Dad Jokes? All this and much more fun and laughs, including Codswallops.
IF this i...
2021-07-111h 09Talking Codswallop175. Al "The Bear.Live" GalpinThis week Gemma sits down with Al Galpin who is an awesome guy with fingers in many pies... not those pies you cheeky monkey's. We discuss being a finalist on BBC Tv show, Pointless, his charity podcast called Super Pod to raise money for Sports Relief and Comic Relief, his own podcasts and most importantly his radio station, The Bear.Live which he runs. Al has been a big supporter of Talking Codswallop allowing our episodes to be re-played on Thursday's from 10pm. Which we are truly grateful for. Also we find out, does Al like beetroot?
Al...
2021-07-041h 03Talking Codswallop174. Legal BeagleJames has managed to break not 1 but 2 microphones, so this week Gemma beams up the Fish light for Codswallop help and manages to catch herself a Lurker Fish, formally known as Eeyore.. that's right folks Andy makes guest appearance this week. They discuss #Codswallops, one which is a heartfelt & emotional Codswallop, a REAL LIFE Salty Tadpole Interaction, when a tadpole comes to visit, what they are watching on the TV/Films, why it's not a good idea to ride a bike near Andy when running, Salty Tadpole answers to STI of the week and Gemma gets so involved with...
2021-06-271h 40Talking Codswallop173. Batman Mask of the PhantasmJames and Shaun sit down to discuss the masterpiece that is Batman Mask of the Phantasm. Possibly the greatest Batman story (although James says that EVERY Batman film... have you noticed?!) ever committed to Celluloid! They discuss the highs, the lows and the emotional impacts of this film.
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2021-06-201h 29Talking Codswallop172. Halston (Mini Series)This week James & Joanne sit down to discuss hit Mini Series on Netflix, Halston.
His name built an empire. His style defined an era. American fashion designer Halston skyrockets to fame before his life starts to spin out of control. Featuring: Ewan McGregor, Bill Pullman & Rebecca Dayan.
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2021-06-131h 19Talking Codswallop171. Vocal Visual ArtistryAre you sitting comfortably, then let Gemma tell you not one, but two embarrassing stories. One long, one short, but both are entertaining and shocking. James lets us all know what he's been watching and his thoughts. An astounding amount of responses to our Salty Tadpole Interaction this week that we couldn't read all of them, but a BIG GIANT thank you to everyone who answered, it truly meant a lot to us both. Is that Pate? Where's the beef? All this and much more.
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2021-06-0658 minTalking Codswallop170. Toilet HumourWhat to say about this week's episode? Well... we enjoy some Would You Rather's, Gemma has an unexpected visitor during an inappropriate time. Which is better ZigZag or Rizla rolling papers and why is Gemma not giving away her cigarettes? Where will the Tadpoles venture to on the Magic School Bus? James gets rather heated after a story of the week and what was up a man's bum? AND the usual Codswallop.
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2021-05-3052 minTalking Codswallop169. Simon FurmanToday James sits down with author and editor Simon Furman. The impact Simon has had on the comic book industry is beyond compare! He is perhaps best known for his work on The Transformers comics, Doctor Who, Robocop, She-Hulk, Iron Man and many others hell it would be easier to say what he hasn't worked on! He created Death's Head and most recently he has created and self published his own series To The Death! For anyone who wants to get into the comic industry you have to listen! If you want to relive your childhood this is the...
2021-05-231h 10Talking Codswallop168. International RidiculeThis week Gemma is joined by her very talented, creative and the darn right genius behind International Ridicule Boards, friend Garry Azzaro. International Ridicule is a Property Trading Games company... no, not that company... this one is better. What's your favourite fandom? Do you have a loved one's special birthday coming up? Garry has you covered and where other property trading games make generic bulk standard boards, you won't find that at International Ridicule. For example Garry takes your most loved characters from your favourite TV Show/Film and will include them into the board, thus making these property...
2021-05-1656 minTalking Codswallop167. Holistic BuffetThis week Gemma sits down with Kari Watson and Steve Ashton to discuss their new Patreon, Holistic Buffet, which is creating a mezze for the mind, a banquet for the body, soup for the soul. They provide a podcast, videos and useful tips to help improve your mind, body and soul. Steve, Kari and Gemma run through an example of how to identify your personal values. Kari also learns why it's not OK to call her daughter a "Salty Tadpole" lol, oooh and don't forget to moisturise your Weenus.
This really is a fascinating listen & we at T...
2021-05-0953 minTalking Codswallop166. Goldfish SyndromeThis week James breaks the news about how unwell he really has been, the poor bugger has Long COVID (yes, he is saying long, not lung). But of course, being a true friend Gemma still picks on him about his memory loss. It wouldn't be Talking Codswallop if she didn't. Answers to our question of the week.
What's up with the mutant baby shark (doo doo doo dadoo doo doo doo)? Why is are all of a teenager's neighbours in their 60's? and what did a bunch of Josh's do? All this and much more laughter, jokes a...
2021-05-0253 minTalking Codswallop165. CHIMPOEver wondered what you'd wish for if you had a genie in a bottle? Well, this week Gemma and James delve into this question and read the amazing responses from the listeners (Salty Tadpoles). Why are people in Japan laughing at Prince Harry's new job title? What's that in a tree? All this, usual Codswallop and much more.
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2021-04-251h 08Talking Codswallop164. Codswallop ClampingJames and Gemma return this week to discuss Gemma's multiple Codswallop's. James has none. Would James be interested in doing the World's Longest Walk? From Gemma's Codswallop grows a business adventure. A STRANGE & Spooky occurrence which stretched from Dorset to Devon; Air Force? Sonic Boom? Earthquake? Aliens?... find out here what it was.
Where did the poisonous snake hide? Why is Whale Vomit worth a pretty penny? All this and much more to enjoy. So fire up those earbuds, CLICK SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST and let us into your earlobes.
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2021-04-1848 minTalking Codswallop163. Zack Snyder's Justice League Review ***SPOILERS***'Here it is the big one! This is not only cinematic history but cinematic codswallop Strap yourself in and listen to our review of the historic Zack Snyder's Justice League!
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Talking Codswallop162. Batman '89Xmen, Avengers, Fantastic Four can all go spin.
We are going to take you back to the film which really invented the Superhero film genre.
So put on a happy face and join Joanne and James for Batman '89.
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2021-04-041h 42Talking Codswallop161. Complaints to JamesThis week Gemma sits down with her buddy Doctor Squee to discuss all things Codswallop. Because Easter is coming up, the wonderful Salty Tadpoles provide excellent content for us to discuss... One even provides a novel to read. We cover what you, our listeners, would give up for 40 days & 40 nights AND your best pranks. Some nearly killed Gemma with laughter. All this and much more. REMEMBER... ALL COMPLAINTS TO JAMES M STAFFORD ON FACEBOOK.
A date for your calendars: 2nd April is VERY important.
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2021-03-281h 19Talking Codswallop160. WandaVisionThis week Gemma, James and Gabrielle sit down to discuss the hit Disney+ tv programme WandaVision.
They do a deep dive into the tv programme covering parts which we've all seen, but Gabrielle who brings the background knowledge from the comics brings a much deep insight to this programme. This really is a fascinating and great listen for those of you who enjoyed WandaVision. There will be moments when you listen and go "Ahhh, now that makes sense" and "Oooo, I didn't think of that". We also go through the fan-theories the Tadpoles provided.
There is...
2021-03-211h 27Talking Codswallop159. Makes Your Hole WeakThis week Gemma sits down with the gorgeous Irish ladies of the podcast, Joanne and Gabrielle and celebrate International Woman's Day together... was it planned, was it heck! Why is it not cool to add an X in the word woman? What makes your whole week? And why did the goats go to Primark?
All this an much more. Fun, laughter and guffaw's. We discuss in brief #WonderVision, we do not believe there are any spoilers, but just in case I've added to note here. If you don't read this, then "That's on you buddy".
IF...
2021-03-141h 19Talking Codswallop158. Can I aCYSTGemma and James sit down to talk about wealth of health based issues. Gemma tells to story of her operation while James is tired. Gemma realises that not always is parking FINE, as she discusses this week in her Codswallop. James does a cracking Mark Wahlberg impression.
We have another segment of Fly It To The Moon, this time the Salty Tadpoles suggest which movies they would like dispose of.
Why is a Husky not doing it's job? A man suffers ALLIGations in this week's story of the week.
IF this is your fir...
2021-03-071h 01Talking Codswallop157. 2 Girls, 1 JamesGetting to know you... getting to know all about you!
This week sadly Gemma is ill, but James takes the chief commander's seat this week and introduces our NEW lovely and not at all foul mouthed ladies; Joanne and Gabrielle. Well Gabrielle isn't foul mouthed anyway! teehee. This week we find out their backstory, how they became friends. Gabrielle shares her love of Cosplay, past events which she has overcame and much more.
What is the word that Gabrielle detests? Answers on a postcard to PO BOX....
Lots of fun, lots of Codswallop. Jam...
2021-02-281h 19Talking Codswallop156. The Illusive Blue CowThis week James moans about the weather & the cold.. boooooo-hooooooo! haha. Gemma survives a near car accident, a lack of straws and she's driven mad by an Illusive Blue Cow.
They introduce a new segment called: Fly Them To The Moon. LOTS of Salty Tadpole Interactions (STI's) from you lovely folk. Gemma is booking the shuttle buses now.
Usual silly talk, why does Gemma hate Daniel Radcliffe? Is that Chicken? All this and so much more.
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2021-02-2157 minTalking Codswallop155. Batman v SupermanJoanne and James sit down to discuss something!
Batman v Superman made cinematic history bringing The Man of Steel and The Dark Knight together for the first time.
Some people love it, some people hate it! What do they love, what do they hate and what would they have done differently are all topics they discuss throughout the episode.
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2021-02-141h 51Talking Codswallop154. CatwomanPrepare to choke on the ultimate furball this week because this cat hocked up a huge one. Join James and Joanne for some real Celluloid Codswallop in the form of feline punishment when they review Catwoman. This kitty needs spaying.
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Talking Codswallop153. The Codswallop ChroniclesWhen Talking Codswallop and USUK Chronicles come together, they make the funniest episode known to mankind. This episode has three friends and two mortal enemies... but will the "enemies" put their feelings aside to create the magic for The Codswallop Chronicles? You'd best have a listen to find out.
As the podcasts are combined, it would be silly not to also combine each of our segments, this show includes: What a load of Codswallop, Tom's Journal, a mouth-twister of a Game, Quick Fire Round, weird and wonderful stories of the week, Audience Participation and some really EGGciting p...
2021-01-311h 33Talking Codswallop152. Homemade CandlesThis week Gemma is joined by Andy... yep, you read that right, Andy makes a visit to the show as James was tending to his Glory Holes again. So for all you Andy fans here's a chance to hear the less-grumpy sod again.
We catch up on Andy's DIY skills and where did Andy find himself? Joint Codswallop this week, stories of the week, new segment idea and much much more.
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2021-01-2459 minTalking Codswallop151. It's sNOw FunJames returns to the podcast after his bout of the "sniffles" and moans about the snow. Gemma wishes she could see snow!!!! They discuss their Christmas and New Year activities, some great, some sad. We speculate what #WanderVision is going to be like, discuss (without spoilers) #CobraKai and a few other TV programmes we've been watching during lockdown.... let's face it, there's not much else we can do right now! How did a woman embarrass herself 30 seconds into an interview? Why is a child's toy possessed? It's a shorty, but it's a goodie this week.
OUR WISH FO...
2021-01-1745 minTalking Codswallop150. David LeachThis week Gemma sits down with cartoonist, writer and editor Mr David Leach.
We discuss David's expansive career in the world of comics; from his first job working alongside Bob Godfrey as Ghost drawer on Henry's Cat, Oink where Psycho Gran was first created, working at Marvel US + UK to his current role working as the Senior Creative Editor at Titan Comics. This man has had an incredible journey.
In his spare time, David writes and draws his own comic books. The first Psycho Gran appears in two of her own comic titles published by...
2021-01-101h 31Talking Codswallop149. Julie SursokHAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
This week we return with an awesome interview which will make you laugh your blooming socks off. James and Gemma sit down with author and incredible lady; Julie Sursok. We find out about her book; "I'm Now Called a Senior WTF", her life, her choices for moving from South Africa to Australia and much more.
Julie is a very funny lady and her book reflects her comical and amazing humour, but it is also very heart-felt and honest commentary on senior life, you will feel quite at home (no matter how old yo...
2021-01-031h 01Talking Codswallop148. Toodaloo, 2020.THE FINAL SHOW OF THE YEAR!!!!!
James and Gemma sit down to discuss their #Codswallop's, but most importantly we read and discuss YOUR #Codswallop, Predictions and hopes; boy did we have a laugh with them. Gemma surprises James with a final Codswallop from one of our Tadpoles.
So many laughs in this episode.
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2020-12-2756 minTalking Codswallop147. Batman ReturnsIt is Christmas. A time to all gather around and enjoy a fun, lovely, heart warming film; so we chose something dark and creepy from Tim Burton.
Listen as James and Joanne do a deep dive into Batman Returns, expressing their loves and enjoyments of the film and Joanne brings the Cosplay aspect to the show.
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2020-12-202h 22Talking Codswallop146. Eddie Pence ReturnsGuess who our guest is this week? How did you know it was Eddie Pence... Oh, wait!!! It's in title :p
This week Gemma speaks to the very funny, fussy eating and darn right good guy, Mr Eddie Pence. Eddie is a stand up comedian and Cohost for The Ramble Podcast and The Ralph Report on Patreon.
We discuss lock down life, Podcasting (of course), his love for Metal music, which is right up Gemma's street, his comedy special "The (Un)special Comedy Special" and Eddie lets us into a little secret treat if you a...
2020-12-131h 19Talking Codswallop145. Elf & (Un)SafetyThis week Gemma and James sit down to discuss their weeks; Gemma's Christmas has been cancelled, James expresses his "love" for Elf on the Shelf. They discuss 31 of the WORST gifts you could give someone, and debunk nearly all of them. Sinister and funny Would You Rathers? Guess who brought which! How long was a coin up a mans nose? What did a lady do to upset her child? All this and much much more.
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2020-12-0656 minTalking Codswallop144. Matt RobertsThis week Gemma sits down with an incredible musician, Matt Roberts to discuss his current and upcoming albums/singles. Matt is truly a fascinating guest and Gemma really enjoyed recording this episode. They get to know the back story of his songs, where it all started, his connection to BBC Music and much more. Matt has kindly allowed us to play his track; Fools Gold at the end of the episode, which is an amazing, toe-tapping jam.
Matt's new single; Someone Told Me is OUT NOW!!! Go to ALL music apps and download his current single and a...
2020-11-291h 10Talking Codswallop143. A Whale Of A TimeJAMES IS BACK!!! YAY! :)
In this week's episode you'll find out what word American's says wrong that really annoys Gemma, America, she loves you.... but seriously, where is the o? I hope that all of our US listeners will enjoy the education. haha! :) BUT remember, Gemma still loves you. What mode of transport annoys James? Why were chainsaws invented? What did a man take to the pub? Who deserved a good egging? and how did art saved a man's life?
They discuss in brief The Boys and Truth Seekers. Don't worry we haven't spoilt anything.
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2020-11-2247 minTalking Codswallop142. Laughing with Lucy F OrchardGIRL'S JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNNN!!!
This week Gemma is joined by her friend and AWESOME stand-up comedian, Lucy Orchard. We discuss life as a female truck driver, serial killers (because, you know), and most importantly, Pokemon Go! :p Oh wait.. and we discuss her stand-up comedy too! What does the F stand for? I say it all the time, but this is a side splitting funny episode.
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2020-11-151h 19Talking Codswallop141. Stealing Co-HostsThis week Gemma sits down with her awesome friend Tom Stevens from USUK Chronicles Podcast to put the world to rights. Where does Gemma stroke the dog? Life on Furlough for 10 months, what's that like? Hear about all of the amazing upcoming guests on USUK Chronicles past, present and future. So many laughs in this episode.
USUK Chronicles is an amazing podcast which you should ALL check out with Jamie Westwood as well as Tom Stevens. The podcast can be found on the usual podcast apps, so check it out... after this one.
USUK Chronicles soc...
2020-11-0853 minTalking Codswallop140. Halloween 2020From the brain child of Gemma; we bring to you our 2020 Halloween episode.
Taken from news stories from all around the world, Gemma and James sit around a campfire to tell the Spookiest of Stories... because they are real life stories.
Ouija boards sold in Poundland, Corona Virus masks, incorrectly buried pets, crying dolls and many more stories to put a chill down your spine. OK! I'll be honest, this episode is more funny than scary, the scariest thing is the spelling in the newspaper articles. But, does that put you off? It shouldn't.
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2020-10-311h 22Talking Codswallop139. He's a Poet and know's itThis week Gemma is joined by not only an OG #SaltyTadpole but an established author Mr Bob Christian. We discuss his poetry and Bob reads a couple of pieces which are amazing. We also discuss the fact that Bob has Asperger's Syndrome and we will all get a better understanding of this syndrome and what makes the Autistic brain tick.
This really is a fascinating and insightful episode with some geek talk and fun along the way. Gemma also proves how innocent/naïve she is LOL.
To follow Bob on his social media and buy...
2020-10-2559 minTalking Codswallop138. Piss Poor PunThis week Gemma and James are joined by an especially grumpy guest who's spirit animal is Eeyore. Can you guess who it is yet? That's right, Andy returns to the show for the week.
We discuss Swearing Parrots. What a "Bell-End" did to her hair. What's the buzz about a dog finding something on a walk? Where did a man cycle to and from? What does a man use for his face mask? What is happening outside James' window? All this and MUCH MUCH more. So you'd better get listening to this week's fun filled episode.
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2020-10-1853 minTalking Codswallop137. Keep on BrushingThis week an unwell Gemma and James discuss their eventful week's while they have been away from each other.
Gemma gets the COVID-19 test done, results to be determined (but hopefully negative) due to her #Codswallop this week. James takes us on a quick trip to Car Corner and weather chat (desperate times haha). Gemma shares a weird and bonkers thing she does; do you do it as well? What happens when a man brushes too hard? Could he be staring on Pornhub next week? And why are the magpies in Australia re-enacting scenes from a classic...
2020-10-1154 minTalking Codswallop136. [SPUNGE]This week Gemma had the true honour to speak to her favourite Ska Punk band; [Spunge]. The guys were just as bonkers as Gemma wanted them to be, but she managed to get some questions answers that she's always wanted to know like; what is kicking pigeon's all about? What's coming down the pipe line for [Spunge]? How has lockdown been? and what did Jarvis' dad want him to be when he grew up? He's definitely barking mad. All this, and SOOOOooooo much more. There are many laughs during this episode.
If your new to [Spunge] check o...
2020-10-0459 minTalking Codswallop135. Unmic'd and SnottyThe "incredible" Duo return to give you an episode full of unmic'd audio and snotty noses. Of course, we have some laughs along the way. Is that an exotic bird? What happens when you scold your crotch? Why is a doctors surgery getting erotic? Does James steal the punchline from Gemma?.... spoilers, yes he does, that B'stard.
What else happens? Well... your going to have to stop reading and get listening. I'm convinced that 1/2 of you don't read these anyway. So aliens attack. Gemma and James switch body's in a "Freaky Friday" moment and then they solve a...
2020-09-2750 minTalking Codswallop134. Gem of a ShowWelcome to this week's solo episode with just your "favourite" host, Gemma. Get the title now? Gemma talks to herself for 20+ minutes for your pleasure, hopefully! What did a woman find in iceland's freezer? Did the fly get out alive? Why is James not on the episode? Listener Codswallop from the lovely Westwood's. All that a bit more... I mean c'mon, Gemma was talking to herself, how much do you need. Oooh and plenty of Gemmaisums.
Gemma's mum listened to the episode prior to release, she laughed in all the right places, sooo... you'd better had too! :p...
2020-09-1932 minTalking Codswallop133. F@&K You FridgeA shorty but a goody. This week James and Gemma record not one, but two episodes for the Salty Tadpoles, but unfortunately you will only hear one of them. The clue might be in the title as to why the previous recording was deleted... but don't worry, it's Gemma's #Codswallop this week too.
Car Codswallop. Special guest from a lovely lady. What did a woman swallow (without knowing it)? Short recording, but it's filled to the rafters of comical goodness and of course moaning... it's what we do.
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2020-09-0639 minTalking Codswallop132. Earth SandwichThis week Gemma is joined by her good friend Luke from Lights in the Sky Podcast, hailing all the way from New Zealand. We discuss the world largest sandwich. Was it a ghost or an intruder? What are Emu's up to? Why aren't kids called Kevin anymore? and... why is beer named after pubic hair? Gemma insults everyone in Birmingham for attempting their accent and also accidentally insults native New Zealanders by pronouncing words incorrectly. Luckily Luke is on hand to help.
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This w...
2020-08-301h 14Talking Codswallop131. Codsplaying with HedgeScoutThis week Gemma and James are joined by Cosplaying extraordinaire and James' podcasting mistress Joanne Alexander, aka HedgeScout. We discuss everything from the weird and wonderful, to Joanne's Cosplaying tips. So you'd best stop reading and click on the link to get this crazy show into your sexy earlobes.
AND Gemma + James celebrate being the winner of "Favourite Podcast" on the #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork. BIG THANK YOU's to all who voted for us.
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2020-08-231h 02Talking Codswallop130. 32°C of MadnessDuring the highest of heats and sweatiest of times Gemma + James fired up their computers to STILL record an episode for the Salty Tadpoles. Do they appreciate it? Well, you'll have to let us know.
This week from the Fires of Hell, we find out where a man's penis is? What package an Amazon driver delivered? Who's been stealing all the shoes in Germany? Could our mutual Codswallop this week be the weather? Are we THAT British? Do we laugh at any point?
Tune in to find out.
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2020-08-1641 minTalking Codswallop129. Steve AshtonJames was busy attending to his "glory holes" for the grand COV-ID free re-opening of "Stafford Holes", so Gemma called upon a friend of the show, Mr Steve Ashton for help.
Without a second thought, Steve swooped in to the rescue. Find out what Steve called his Granny as a small child. How lockdown has been. What TV programs and films we've both been watching. What's invisible that would be cool to see in real life? And what scared us out as children?
For those who don''t know, Steve can be found on the Ralph R...
2020-08-091h 13Talking Codswallop128. The Doctor Squee ShowAs Podcasters it's fun to talk, but often it's fun to listen... and BOY did we listen to this week's chatterbox of a guest. Play a game of "Where's audio wally... (James)" on this week's episode.
All joking aside, this week's guest is one of Gemma's closest friends, Doctor Squee and we all discuss his new and very awesome podcast "The Doctor Squee Show" and his existing podcast "Due South by South East" which is a Due South podcast with the added extra of RUM. We also discuss his audio play "Fours a Crowd". This is...
2020-08-021h 13Talking Codswallop127. Lock Down Check-InThis episode we discuss the high and lows, Gem discusses scary things at night and James rages at drivers. In an extra special segment we hear from our #SaltyTadpoles and find out how the Lock down and CovId19 has impacted their lives.
BIG Thank you to all of the Tadpoles who contributed, but even if you didn't send anything in, I hope this episode helps anyone who is feeling blue/down whatever you call it. NO SALTY TADPOLE IS ALONE. If you need to talk, please reach out to Gemma or James, we are here fo...
2020-07-261h 12Talking Codswallop126. Butt, where's my marble?After a week off, Gemma and James are back to entertain and disturb your lovely ear drums! Do they succeed? Only you can tell. But, you must download the episode to find out. ;) Do it! Do it NOOOOOWWWW!!! :D
Play a game of Guess the background noise and win a sticker if you get them all correct.
Gemma discusses her Mum's 70th birthday. What's James done to his toilet? A jokey scenario proves that Gemma and James ARE in fact sick in the head, but very funny too. Can Gemma give up smoking? and more's to...
2020-07-1948 minTalking Codswallop125. KFC Said NeighDoes James survive his wasp + loft ordeal and return to the episode this week? Spoilers, yes he does. Gemma addresses Jamie's concerns that James doesn't like him. Why is James called "The Worst Cohost EVER" on this week's episode? Is that Gemma's Codswallop this week? Does Gemma need to retire her microphone? Is that a penis in the front garden? NO HORSES ALLOWED. Kitler and a Smiling Dog. So many questions, why you sitting there thinking of the answers... just download the episode and you'll find out. You know you want too.
If that's not enough. We i...
2020-07-0544 minTalking Codswallop124. Barfight CodswallopJames needed to attend to some urgent reconstructions, you'll hear what in the episode, so two mighty, awesome SUPERHERO's swooped in from their bar Big Dicks Halfway Inn to help Gemma record this week's episode.
That's right folks, Gemma this week is join by Jamie Westwood and Tom Stevens from Superhero Barfight Podcast. They play two music games, the old faithful and ever so popular Name That Reverse Tune (now with jingle) makes an appearance along with a new game too.
Jamie talks about his Ice-Cream business: https://www.facebook.com/westysicecream; folks from Birmingham and...
2020-06-281h 05Talking Codswallop123. Happy Father's DayHAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL YOU/YOUR DADDY'S OUT THERE.
This week's episode, although comedy, is more of a real feels episode. James and Gemma discuss their Dad's and share stories and reminisce on how wonderful their dad's were/are. This was a hard episode for Gemma to record as her Dad has passed away, but she felt it was time to share the stories. Some sad, some lovely, some gawd damned funny stories are shared by both.
BIG thank you to JayRay from @AnANobodyPod, Melissa from @BrookReadingPod, @agraveforcrows and #SaltyTadpole Bob; @BChristianpoet for sharing th...
2020-06-211h 03Talking Codswallop122. Everyday's a School DayGemma learns the important lesson of plugging things in correctly while James moves from room to room to avoid the noises of the neighbours. We discuss the awesome names suggested by you the BAD ASS #SaltyTadpoles for the new App section. Who wins? You'll have to listen. Usual Codswallop, laughs + we discuss the serious topic of George Floyd and much more.
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2020-06-1458 minTalking Codswallop121. That's not a Scarf!!!!Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, but it's pretty gawd damned long. You'll understand what I'm referencing when you listen to this week's episode. Gemma brings a new segment to the podcast, currently named "Gemma reviews bazaar and strange apps" but there is a post on our Facebook page for name suggestions and boy have we received some top-notch ones already.
What a load of Codswallop. Story of the week. Gemma is ashamed by her forgetfulness and much much more.
Grab your Tena pants boys + girls, and get ready to piss yourself la...
2020-06-0754 minTalking Codswallop120. Well... that happened!It's the Gemma and James show this week and boy are they as random as usual. Are coffee lovers nutty? Find out our thoughts in this episode. Would you rather? Story of the week, and of course our usual Codswallop. Sorry about Gemma's audio, I guess she's human too, there is a really good reason for it. She'll explain on next week's episode.
For those of you who read this... We need some help, if you'd like to participate; We'd love our Salty Tadpoles to submit their Codswallop's of the week for the "What a Load of C...
2020-05-3145 minTalking Codswallop119. Bryan Johnson ReturnsThis week Gemma, James and returning host Andy talk to the MIGHTY Bryan Johnson from Tell 'Em Steve-Dave podcast, Comic Book Men and Kevin Smith movies like Mallrats. Most people reading this will not need the introduction, but for those who do, there it is. :D
We discuss his future Wedding plans, Covid-19 (naturally), Are there plans for a Space Monkeys global tour in the future? What will happen to the Secret Stash? The much anticipated Vulgar 2? and MUCH MUCH more.
BIG thank you again for Bryan Johnson for recording with us. This is an aw...
2020-05-241h 07Talking Codswallop118. The Farting FugitiveDoes Gemma come back for this episode? Yes, she blooming well does. Does James admit to cheating on Gemma with not only women, but now a man as well?... Gemma is proud he can admit it. What does a woman drink to keep the Corona Virus away? How did a out of wind Police Officer find a fugitive? All questions and MUCH MUCH more is covered on this weeks episode. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE. Packed full of Gemma's giggle (for all you giggle fan's out there) and content worth laughing at.
Stay s...
2020-05-1746 minTalking Codswallop117. Picard Episode 10.This is the end, the end my friends! Joanne & James have hit warp speed and reached the end of the series! Not to give much away, the episode is sexy, dark and emotional. Tune in and hear us discuss the episodes cinematic visuals, the sexy shocking things that should have happened and the part which made us both cry! We don't want to give anything away apart from saying - hot damn!
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2020-05-132h 26Talking Codswallop116. Picard Episode 9James & Joanne wonder if they've been sucked into a Trek wormhole? Why does the planet and cast look like soft core porn? What do you do when you find out your hero is really ill? Do androids make better entertainment than prison guards? All this and more to come! Cos next episode shit gets REAL!
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2020-05-101h 11Talking Codswallop115. Picard Episode 8One thing in life is certain - you can never out run your past! This episode finds Picard and crew. This episode has some chilling moments but that won't stop James & Joanne having a laugh! When you need an answer- why get a room of the same person several times over? Plus will Picard continue the Star Trek tradition of crap accents? You're just gonna have to press play to find out!
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2020-05-061h 54Talking Codswallop114. Q The MusicIn April we were supposed to be able to see the new James Bond film. Well Covid put that in a lock box and threw it off a cliff.
Here at Talking Codswallop we don't let that sort of thing stop us! James sat down and interviewed Warren Ringham the mastermind behind the amazing Q The Music - James Bond Tribute Band. We learn all about Warren and how he got into music, his amazingly talented family, his love of James Bond, and what the future brings! This is a really fun and educational interview. https://qthemusicshow...
2020-05-031h 47Talking Codswallop113. Picard - Episode 7When times are dark and scary and things get dangerous - you need help from a friend. Picard meets up with a couple of old dear friends in an episode which just made James really happy!
Listen to Joanne & James discuss the finer points of making, pizza, hunting animals, precocious children, strange plumbing, swingers and bears (not the sort you might think).
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2020-04-302h 01Talking Codswallop112. Jerry Liu: Infernal Affairs/ DepartedInfernal Affairs & The Departed are part of cinematic history.
James sat down with Producer and family friend Jerry to discuss Media Asia. His role in creating Infernal Affairs and the western remake The Departed starring Leo DiCaprio & Jack Nicholson.
This is a really good interview for anyone interested in learning about media and film making.
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2020-04-2638 minTalking Codswallop111. Picard Episode 6SURPRISE MID-WEEK EPISODE TIME.
Wadya do when your entire world falls apart? Well hopefully you have someone like Joanne & James to glue you back together!! Tune in to listen to us discuss Romulan perverts, the kinky student cube and how you can never, ever escape your past....
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2020-04-221h 19Talking Codswallop110. Picard Episode 5In this episode Joanne & James review episode 5 of Picard - bad accents, Britney Spears/Kate Bush clothing and how to keep your pimp hand strong! All this and more in this filthy, sexy city review!
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2020-04-191h 20Talking Codswallop109. Velcro Shoe WearersGemma is sat crossed legged on a bed, using a tray and her legs cramp during this episode. James takes a call on his "Other line". And our special guest is the only person prepared (for once) to record.
We discuss everything going on in the world right now, Gemma tells James that he is psychic as he predicted "The Coronavirus Challenge" a few weeks ago. Tales of Raves, laughter, who gets the Darwin award this week. Does a bear shit in the woods.... Nope, but our guest does.
Can you guess who our guest is...
2020-04-1259 minTalking Codswallop108. Picard Episode 4 (Review)Join James and Joanne for our review- Episode 4 of Picard! We will answer such questions as - does Picard sell tinned fruit? Can religious figures teach you to fight and why sliding down a corridor is not a good idea! Plus the return of an old favourite. Beam in - it'll get funny and of course filthy!!
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2020-03-2956 min
Talking Codswallop86. Where are my Tweezers?ANDY'S BACK!!!!!!
James has the builders in; Gemma and Andy speculate what work he is having done. What happens to Andy's brand new car? Conversations easily flow between GIANT Elephant penis' and Brexit to toilet seat etiquette, plus stories of the week. What's causing a buzz in somerset? Why is a guy setting off the metal detectors?
Just a normal week for Talking Codswallop really.
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2019-10-201h 02Talking Codswallop79. Octopus FaceJames replaces his tiny, little knob. Gemma "done F@&K Up a word". Return of "Story of the Week". Nerd-Tastic chat about films and more. Shorter, but fully packed episode.
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2019-08-2540 min
Talking Codswallop66. Babbling OnJames takes the reins and host's this weeks episode. The gang discuss their earliest childhood memories; James wanted happy and fluffy memories, but Gemma and Andy failed to get the memo. We also compare our LIVE Hollywood Babble-On Experiences. Of course, there is the usual #Codswallop as well.
If you want to get involved and email your "What a load of Codswallop" to us, please send them to either of the following: @CodswallopPod on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram OR email us talkingcodswalloppod@gmail.com. We want you all to get involved.
2019-06-021h 50Talking Codswallop#33: The Breakfast ClubWelcome to the first episode of Celluloid Codswallop which is going to be a aired on alternate weeks/ends. This week Gemma and James cover the legendary and cult followed The Breakfast Club.
Synopsis: A diverse group of high schoolers forced to spend detention on a Saturday in the library. Forced to make the best of their circumstances, they learn to understand each other and discover that in spite of their initial differences, they actually share many common feelings and problems.
Yes, there are spoilers. This film is 35ish years old. BUT, we won't ruin th...
2018-10-0942 min
Talking Codswallop#21: King of the #AntmootThis week Gemma is joined by Mike Bell (@mikegbell) and we discuss how we first met, our many Antmoot experiences. Mike discusses how he invented the word Antmoot, so if you have ever wondered, all questions are answered here. What is Cadberry Manor? What is SOUP Productions? Does Mike know Beetles songs as we play a returning game of "Name that Tooon"? Does John Lennon and Paul McCartney turn up? Will the 50ft Nerds Podcast EVER return? ... well, you'd best warm up those earbuds, sit back and relax while Gemma and Mike answer those questions and more.
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2018-09-121h 41Talking Codswallop#8: Batteries are NOT includedIn this week's episode Gemma sits down with one 1/2 (the best half) of Lights in the Sky podcast, Luke, which is the best Paranormal podcast in New Zealand and on the #NPWO network. Luke teaches Gemma where places are in the UK, even though she lives there (haha), they discuss the All Blacks and the Haka, Hobbiton, TESD and many more topics. What happens when the Sun & Moon are in the Sky in the uk? Is New Zealand in complete darkness? Find out on this episode.
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2018-09-121h 08Talking Codswallop#5: Ralph GarmanGemma is joined by the legendary voice master himself, Ralph Garman. We talk Ralph Report which is Ralph’s new project (found here: theralphreport.com), time travel, Arnold Schwarzeneggar drops in for a little chat. Gemma impresses Ralph with her accents and Dudley Moore makes Gemma realise the “C” word isn’t so bad after all. I hope you enjoy this episode.
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2018-09-1248 minTalking Codswallop#4: Year in the life of Gem (Recapping 2017)Solo episode with hose Gemma. This episode recaps on the adventures I have experienced this year. Featuring interviews from – Bryan Johnson, Marc Bernardin, Joe Dinicol, Alicia Witt and Daniel Portman.
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2018-09-121h 11Talking Codswallop#2: Talking SSSHHH iTThis week Gemma is joined by Dave and Julie who recap on Ant weddings, trips to New Jersey & how Dave got “Catfished” by a film. Gemma talks London Film & Comic Con – more to follow on next week’s episode.
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2018-09-121h 46Talking Codswallop#1: Intro to Talking CodswallopThe intro podcast of Talking Codswallop. What does Codswallop mean? Why are Portlanders weird?Listen to this episode and find out. Solo episode by Gemma @Gem2483.
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2018-09-1230 min