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The Carolina UndergroundDark Oxygen and the Pope has died.In the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a comedic yet insightful journey through a variety of topics that range from the bizarre to the scientifically intriguing. If you're tired of the same old politically correct narratives found in most media, this podcast is your breath of fresh air.
The episode kicks off with a humorous introduction that sets the tone for the show—loud, brash, and unapologetically real. Mark and Mike dive into the fascinating concept of dark oxygen, a recent scientific discovery that challenges our traditional understanding of ho...2025-04-2249 min
The Carolina UndergroundDire Wolves and the death of storytellingIn a world overflowing with politically correct narratives, the Carolina Underground podcast emerges as a refreshing alternative. Hosted by the dynamic duo Mark and Mike, this episode takes listeners on a wild ride through various topics, blending humor with insightful commentary. From the absurdities of parachuting to the intriguing mystery of DB Cooper, the hosts navigate a landscape filled with wit and irreverence.
Mark and Mike kick off the episode with a humorous take on parachuting, expressing their shared reluctance to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. This light-hearted banter sets the tone for the rest...2025-04-1644 min
The Carolina UndergroundDe-extinction; the return of the Dire WolfIn the latest episode of Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a wild ride through a variety of topics that range from the absurd to the thought-provoking. If you’re tired of the same old politically correct narratives that dominate mainstream media, this podcast offers a refreshing alternative.
The episode kicks off with an exciting discussion about Colossal Biosciences and their groundbreaking work in de-extinction, specifically focusing on the return of the dire wolf. Mark and Mike delve into the implications of successfully birthing these creatures, questioning the ethics and potential consequences of playing God...2025-04-0851 min
The Carolina UndergroundSnow White flops and Governor Hot WheelsIn this unapologetically bold episode of The Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike are back in the Batcave, ready to tackle the absurdities of life with their signature mix of humor, Southern grit, and unfiltered commentary. They kick things off with a hilarious recount of jury duty, lamenting the paltry compensation and the sheer inconvenience of it all. The duo doesn’t hold back as they dive into the latest political circus, discussing Representative Crockett’s outrageous comments and the chaos surrounding Tesla and Elon Musk.
Mark and Mike explore the bizarre reactions to political contr...2025-03-3140 min
The Carolina UndergroundMoney Making Computers and Johnny AppleseedIn the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a raucous journey that blends humor, Southern grit, and unapologetic commentary on the world around us. If you’re tired of politically correct discourse and want a podcast that’s as bold as it is funny, this episode is for you.
They kick things off with a dive into Appalachian folklore, sharing fascinating stories about paranormal encounters that have been captured on security footage. The duo discusses the eerie tales of a mysterious figure haunting the woods, drawing connections to classic horror trop...2025-03-2443 min
The Carolina UndergroundFrozen Light? WTF!In this unapologetically irreverent episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back in the Batcave, ready to unleash their signature blend of humor, chaos, and Southern grit. They dive deep into a myriad of topics, from the absurdity of frozen light to the outrageous antics of politicians, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictably entertaining.
The episode kicks off with a hilarious exploration of the scientific breakthrough of "freezing light," leading to a spirited discussion on the implications of such a discovery. Mark and Mike's banter takes a wild turn as they d...2025-03-1739 min
The Carolina UndergroundDOGE, NATO and drinkable Mayo? In this unapologetically wild episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike delve into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities of the digital age. With their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, they tackle everything from the bizarre Ruby Frankie saga to the latest political antics, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictable.
The episode kicks off with a spirited discussion about the state of family vlogging and the shocking revelations surrounding Ruby Frankie, a former YouTube star now imprisoned for child abuse. As Mark and Mike dissect the troubling details of the case...2025-03-0453 min
The Carolina UndergroundSimulation Theory and Jack the Ripper SolvedIn this unapologetically chaotic episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike dive headfirst into the absurdities of life, politics, and the mysteries of the universe. With their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, they tackle everything from the quirks of British sitcoms to the latest conspiracy theories, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictable.
The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about Mark's newfound love for British TV and a hilarious debate over coffee brands, leading to a humorous exploration of their daily lives. As they navigate through the chaos, the duo m...2025-02-2445 min
The Carolina UndergroundHow many licks? Now we will never know!In this unapologetically raucous episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return to the Batcave, ready to unleash their signature blend of irreverence, humor, and Southern grit. With their characteristic flair, they tackle everything from the absurdities of modern politics to the quirks of daily life, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictable.
The episode kicks off with a humorous yet candid discussion about the current state of affairs, including Mark’s unfortunate bout with the flu and Mike’s unexpected unemployment due to a controversial grant being pulled. The duo dives headfirst into...2025-02-1154 min
The Carolina UndergroundThere is Flu in them birds and the price of eggs in ChinaIn this unapologetically bold episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back in their replica Batcave, ready to tackle everything from the absurdities of modern politics to the quirks of everyday life. With their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, they dive into the chaos of current events, health crises, and the strange world of corporate farming.
The episode kicks off with Mark sharing a humorous yet concerning tale about his girlfriend battling the latest COVID variant, which leads to a deeper discussion on the implications of bird flu on egg prices and t...2025-02-0343 min
The Carolina UndergroundSupercalifragilistic KissmyassadociousIn this unapologetically wild episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back in the Batcave, ready to unleash their signature blend of humor, irreverence, and Southern grit. With a loud, brash style, they tackle everything from the absurdities of modern politics to the quirks of everyday life, all while keeping it entertaining and unpredictable.
The episode kicks off with a candid discussion about the state of the USA, as the duo reflects on the chaos of political maneuvering and the peculiarities of government spending. Mark dives into the implications of recent federal spending f...2025-01-2945 min
The Carolina UndergroundInauguration Day, TikTok gone no wait it's backIn this explosive season opener of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back, broadcasting live from their secretive Batcave and the depths of Sparkleberry. With their trademark Southern grit and irreverent humor, the duo dives into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities that come with it. It's loud, brash, and never predictable.
The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the trials of navigating Washington, D.C., and the unexpected consequences of being labeled persona non grata. Mark shares a comical story about a car repossession fiasco, leading to a discussion about...2025-01-2057 min
The Carolina UndergroundPucker up Buttercup and Ho Ho HoIn this unapologetically brash episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return from their secretive Batcave, armed with their usual irreverent humor and Southern grit. Broadcasting live, they dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities that come with it. It's loud, unpredictable, and hilariously unfiltered.
The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the trials of the holiday season, featuring tales of back injuries and indulgent dinners. Mike shares a comical story about his wife's sudden weight gain, leading to a discussion about the perils of Little Debbie snacks and...2024-12-1643 min
The Carolina UndergroundDB Cooper Solved? Water & Government boot on American necks!In this raucous episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike take listeners on a wild ride through the absurdities of modern life, politics, and the ever-entertaining world of conspiracy theories. Broadcasting from their secretive Batcave, the duo dives headfirst into a mix of humor, critique, and no-holds-barred commentary that is sure to entertain and provoke.
The episode opens with a candid discussion about the trials of flying in freezing temperatures, leading to a humorous exchange about airplane heaters and the quirks of vintage vehicles. As the conversation unfolds, Mark and Mike delve into the fascinating stories...2024-12-0948 min
The Carolina UndergroundPort Royal Sinks into the Sea, Holistic Dog Food and Great OrangesIn this unapologetically bold episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return with their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, broadcasting live from the replica Batcave and the mysterious Sparkleberry jungles. The hosts dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities that come with it, all while keeping things loud, brash, and unpredictable.
The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the trials of dealing with credit card companies and the questionable practices of big business, with Mark sharing his ongoing battle with Capital One and Zen Business. The c...2024-11-2549 min
The Carolina UndergroundCupcakes, Bigfoot and Smoking PotIn the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a riveting journey through the unexplained, the humorous, and the controversial. If you're tired of the same old politically correct narratives, this podcast is your breath of fresh air.
The episode kicks off with a deep dive into the world of Bigfoot sightings, sparking discussions about the credibility of these encounters. With references to the Bigfoot Research Organization and tales from South Carolina, the conversation is both intriguing and amusing. Mark and Mike ponder the possibility of Bigfoot's existence, likening these elusive c...2024-11-1851 min
The Carolina UndergroundGreatest Political Comeback in US History and the Seismic shift of electoral demographicsWelcome back to the Carolina Underground, where Mark and Mike take you on an unapologetic journey through the chaos of politics, society, and everything in between. Broadcasting from the replica Batcave and the hidden Sparkleberry jungles, this episode is a no-holds-barred discussion on the seismic shifts in American politics and the absurdities of modern life.
The episode kicks off with an unexpected musical interlude, setting the stage for a deep dive into the recent political landscape. Mark and Mike dissect the surprising electoral victory of Donald J. Trump as the 47th president, analyzing the diverse c...2024-11-111h 05
The Carolina Underground80 feet in the Air and America chooses a PresidentWelcome back to the Carolina Underground, where Mark and Mike deliver their signature blend of Southern grit and unapologetic commentary from the replica Batcave and the hidden Sparkleberry jungles. This episode is a wild ride through the chaos of everyday life, politics, and everything in between.
The episode kicks off with a humorous tale of a runaway cat and the lengths one must go to retrieve it. As Mark recounts his misadventures with his son's feline friend, listeners are treated to a story filled with laughter and relatable frustrations, all set against the backdrop of Southern charm.2024-11-0447 min
The Carolina UndergroundUngentlemanly Warfare and Mark's other Soap BoxesWelcome back to the Carolina Underground, where Mark and Mike dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life with their signature Southern grit and unapologetic commentary. Broadcasting from the replica Batcave and the hidden Sparkleberry jungles, this episode is a wild ride through the absurdities of politics, history, and everything in between.
The episode kicks off with a humorous look at the ridiculousness of political ads and the frustration of unsolicited calls. Mark and Mike don't hold back as they critique the superficial nature of political narratives and echo George Carlin's sentiment on the lack of an...2024-10-2945 min
The Carolina UndergroundMurky waters of misinformation and the Top 25 Horror MoviesIf you're tired of the usual politically correct chatter and crave a podcast that's both entertaining and thought-provoking, then the latest episode of Carolina Underground is just what you need. Hosted by Mark and Mike, this episode is a rollercoaster ride through a variety of topics, all delivered with a signature Southern grit and humor that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
The episode kicks off with a humorous discussion about yo-yos, revealing their surprising history as a weapon in China. It's a lighthearted start that sets the tone for the rest of the episode...2024-10-2153 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe political landscape to the intricacies of American cultureIn this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return with their signature irreverence and unapologetic take on everything from politics to cultural commentary. Broadcasting from their unique locales—the replica Batcave and the depths of Sparkleberry—the hosts dive into the murky waters of political discourse, questioning the motivations and actions of past and present political figures.
The episode kicks off with a discussion on the perceived inaction of the Democratic Party, with Mark and Mike offering their unfiltered opinions on the current political landscape. They don't hold back as they critique former presi...2024-10-1445 min
The Carolina UndergroundLack of a Response and lackluster story tellingIn the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on an unapologetic journey through a myriad of topics that are as diverse as they are engaging. Broadcasting from the unique setting of a replica Batcave, the duo dives into the recent devastating storm events, critiquing the federal response and highlighting the incredible resilience of local communities who banded together in the face of adversity. Mark passionately argues for the necessity of community preparedness, advocating for the formation of well-regulated militias to ensure self-reliance when government support falls short.
The episode doesn't shy...2024-10-0849 min
The Carolina UndergroundMassive Hurricane Damage, loss of Pete Rose and Mozart DiscoveredIn the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike dive into the heart of a 100-year storm that recently wreaked havoc. This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions, insights, and humor, as the duo navigates through the aftermath of the storm, sharing personal anecdotes and community stories that highlight the resilience and grit of Generation X.
Mark opens up about his experience during the storm, describing it as worse than any hurricane he faced while living in Florida. The storm's unexpected path and intensity left many in upstate South Carolina unprepared, leading to widespread...2024-10-0148 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe world according to Kamalama Ding Dong Queen of making a whistle blowAre you tired of the same old politically correct chatter on podcasts and in the media? Looking for something that's both funny and insightful, with a dash of Southern grit? Look no further than the Carolina Underground podcast. Hosted by the dynamic duo, Mark and Mike, this show is anything but predictable.
In their latest episode, Mark and Mike dive headfirst into a whirlwind of topics, from current events and politics to the price of groceries and even an assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Broadcasting live from their unique locations—the replica Batcave and the depths of Sp...2024-09-1643 min
The Carolina UndergroundRight to Repair and the Chase GlitchAre you tired of the same old politically correct chatter dominating the airwaves? If so, the Carolina Underground podcast is the breath of fresh air you've been waiting for. Hosted by the dynamic duo, Mark and Mike, this podcast is a rollercoaster of humor, grit, and unapologetic commentary on everything from car repairs to the deeper issues plaguing our society.
In their latest episode, Mark and Mike dive into a myriad of topics, starting with a personal story about Mark's son's 2004 Jaguar XJ. This isn't just a tale of automotive woes; it's a gateway into a larger...2024-09-0947 min
The Carolina UndergroundRFK's speech & Americans don't have a lock on StupidIn this week's episode of Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike take us on a wild ride through a variety of topics, blending humor, political commentary, and real-life stories in a way only they can.
The episode kicks off with the duo's usual brash and unapologetic style, discussing the woes of modern life and the absurdities of the world around us. From the get-go, you know you're in for a treat when they dive into the topic of RFK Junior's recent speech. Both Mark and Mike are in awe of the eloquence and bravery displayed by RFK Junior...2024-08-2649 min
The Carolina UndergroundA World of Delusion and Angst created by the US governmentAre you tired of the same old politically correct commentary in the media? Ready for something that’s loud, brash, and unapologetically real? Then you need to tune into the latest episode of Carolina Underground with Mark and Mike. This episode is packed with the kind of straight talk that you won’t find anywhere else.
Broadcasting from their unique setup, Mark and Mike take us on a journey through the deep, dark forests of Sparkleberry and the dismal woods beyond. They don’t just talk about current events; they dive deep into the issues that matter most t...2024-08-1944 min
The Carolina UndergroundKamalama Ding Dong Harris and Yankees moving SouthDive into the Carolina Underground: A Podcast That’s Loud, Proud, and Unapologetically Southern
In a world where political correctness often reigns supreme, the Carolina Underground podcast is a breath of fresh air. Hosted by the dynamic duo, Mark and Mike, this podcast offers a unique blend of humor, southern charm, and unapologetic opinions. Whether you’re a fan of Generation X humor or just looking for a podcast that isn’t afraid to tackle controversial topics, the Carolina Underground is for you.
One of the standout segments in this episode is the discussion on the da...2024-08-1242 min
The Carolina UndergroundHelp for Alzheimer's and dementia patients, Kamala and the truth about the MediaIn this latest episode of The Carolina Underground, co-hosts Mark and Mike delve into the intricate landscape of media outlets in the United States, revealing a concerning trend of few corporations owning the majority. Amidst their discussion, they also shed light on a new product designed to aid those with Alzheimer's and dementia in maintaining some technological independence. As the conversation continues, Mark and Mike touch upon the shifting meaning of "good value for a dollar" in the ever-evolving corporate America. In addition, they address the potential for heightened conflict in the Middle East as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin...2024-08-0550 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Trans Last Supper in Paris, Taxes, Taxes, Taxes and ScandalsOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the abomination that was the opening games for the Olympics in Paris. They also touch on the continual cycle of taxes in a nation that revolted due to taxes but seems to have been seduced into silence now. They discuss Celine Dion making an mazing comeback as she continues to deal with stiff person syndrome and her amazing performance in Paris. Mark and Mike bring up scandals ranging from Obama's the fast and the furious o the tea pot dome scandal under President Harding. Mark enthusiastically endorses the new...2024-07-2949 min
The Carolina UndergroundBiden Drops Out, Crowdstrike and BBQ'd GiantsOne this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss Joe Biden dropping out of the 2024 race. They also discuss the Crowdstrike issue that caused 8.5 million machines running Windows to BSOD. They also discuss how Microsoft says that was only about 1% of the Windows machines world wide and how this may give bad actors an avenue to try and scam people. Mark discusses the days when Giants ruled the Earth and how a group of our ancestors chased them into a cave and BBQ'd them. Fun times on this episode!
2024-07-2244 min
The Carolina UndergroundTrump Shot and Mark is in a grumpy moodOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss the attempted assassination attempt on former President Trump. Was Joe Biden's comments days before about putting a "bullseye on Trunp" inciting violence? Also on tis episode Maek is a grumpy gus and goes off on multiple tangents frustrating his frustration like a super-volcano exploding.
2024-07-1543 min
The Carolina UndergroundDebate Fall out and constantly staying wound upOn this epidsode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the fall out from the debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. They discuss if they think Biden should or wold drop out of the race. They also discuss the booing of trans-gender athletes when they win a competition. But is it really a win? They also discuss the continuing demise of the American system and economy hitting everyone. They also discuss Julian Assange's plea deal and the far reaching effects of the Supreme Courts Chevron decision.
2024-07-0146 min
The Carolina UndergroundCommitment to DelusionOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the upcoming debate between Trump and Biden. They discuss the rift in common sense and some's commitment to delusion in the United States. They also discuss humpback whales defecating on Orca's to stop them from attacking. Then they take bets on the cocktail of performance enhancing drugs that Joe Biden will be hopped up on in order to look like a sentient being. Mark also floats the idea that maybe there is a body double they role out when Biden has to be coherrant kind of like the movi...2024-06-2847 min
The Carolina UndergroundLake Lanier, Liquid Batteries and 90 ton StonesOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the paranorml aspects of Lake Lanier. How did ancient civilizations build things with 90 ton stones. They also discuss the possibility and promise of a breakthrough with renewable energy and a liquid battery. Mark also ponders twitter trolls.
2024-06-2450 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Cold Grip of TyrannyOn this Edpisode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the begginings of threads woven through recent history of how the government and its agencies began using heavy handed tactics on the American people; beginning at Ruby Ridge through Waco and up to even praying on the street and the authorization of deadly force against Donald Trump in the classified documents fiasco. Mark and Mike also discuss what happend on todays date in 1884.
2024-06-1753 min
The Carolina UndergroundComplete Freedom vs Complete TyrranyOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss continued fallout of the Trump conviction. The notion of complete freedom vs the opposite end of the spectrum which is complete tyrrany. They also discuss briefly the Netflix docuseries "Dancing with the Devil".
2024-06-1048 min
The Carolina UndergroundTrump Convicted! How NYC became a 3rd World S***holeOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the conviction f Donald Trump. The absurdity of the trials and the evidence presented. They also discuss how NYC ceased being America's City after 9/11 and became a 3rd world s***hole. Democrats, Republicans and Idenpendants alike all should worry about the state of affairs and the death of the American legal system.
2024-06-0147 min
The Carolina UndergroundMemorial Day, powering up the pyramids, and the price of HoneyOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the importance of honoring the men and women who have died in the armed services defending and securing our freedoms. They also discuss the stale. Could we fight a major war like WW2 again with the disappointing lack of leadership in our country from the White House through the entire chain of command. Mark and Mike discuss the inability of Hollywood to make anything but old movies over and over and over and over and over again. Mark and Mike also talk about new finds at the pyramids...2024-05-271h 00
The Carolina UndergroundBlue Zones and an abortion of a portrait, an bringing a book to life on the screenOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss Blue Zones and what factors help define how any why people in these areas live significantly longer than the rest of the population. They also touch on the new portrait of King Charles and they also discuss the difficulty of bringing an author's true vision to life in film.
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The Carolina UndergroundStormy testimony and Caesar Augustus and his hidden villa and a Avatar The Last Airbender theoryOn this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the tesimony in the hush money sham trial. They also discuss the news that they may have actually found the resting place of Caesar Augustus at a hidden villa that had met a volcanic fate in the shadow of Mt Vesuvius and a structure dating back 10,000 years located in the town of Marliens France. And finally, was Korra really meant to be the Avatar? Our crayons are sharp. The box is full. Our bottle of glue is topped off and our crash helmets are on tight! We about...2024-05-1348 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Movie Civil War and AMC movie theater popcornOn this episode of the Carolina Underrground, Mark discusses his impressions of the Civil War movie while Mike dreams about the salty buttery goodness of AMC movie theater popcorn.
2024-04-2953 min
The Carolina UndergroundTotal Eclipse and the beginning of ManOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the uproar around the eclipse. Is it the end of the world? Guess we will see in a few hours! Mike tells a story about pro wrestling and zippers since we have just come through Wrestlemania weekend. The guys also touch on the demads from the Mexican President and the continued out of control spiral of American Society.
2024-04-0853 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Easter Bunny and disappearing cheese with a side of PoliticsOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the origins of the Easter Bunny. They also discuss the disappearing bacteria that could cause some grief for cheese lovers and they also touch on the politics of our societh that cause us to be unhealthy shells of what our forefathers were. Is there a new revolution in internet speeds? Mark and Mike also discuss 301,000,000 megabits per second download speeds and how they were achieved recently.
2024-03-3057 min
The Carolina UndergroundAir Bending in Ruby Slippers and maxing out a AMEX cardOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss Joe Biden talking to dead people. They also talk about the addictive nature of shopping and how a lot of people fall into the instant gratification of retail therapy. The guys also discuss the original ruby slippers reappearing as mysteriously as they disappeared over 2 decades ago and they have a pretty in depth discussion about the comic, cartoon, and new Netflix show, Avatar: The Last Airbender. (May contain spoilers)
2024-03-2554 min
The Carolina UndergroundWooly Mammoth making a comeback, a Grey Whale proves it isn’t extinct and the State of the UnionOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike talk about scientists working to re-create a wooly mammoth. Should we do it even if we can? They talk about a whale that makes an apperarance after a 200 year hiatus from the Atlantic Ocean, and they also unpack the State of the Union address that was given to an ailing nation. They also discuss the statements RFK jr. made on a recent show concenring the murder of his father.
2024-03-1149 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe State of the Union as we see itMark and Mike unpack the true State of the Union
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The Carolina Underground’Rasslin in the news, a cure for dog cancer and the beat down of life!On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the retirement of the man known as Sting and some other news from the world of pro wrestling (the old school stuff not that hot garbage on TV today). They also discuss the tale of Annabelle a 3 legged Pit Bull cured from cancer with a new injection that has an 87% success rate in dogs. Dogs rule and mean people drool! Mark and MIke finish this episode off by lamenting on the loss of respectful decorum in the United States.
2024-03-0447 min
The Carolina UndergroundAmityville and the two CarrotsAudio Re-uploaded
Mark and Mike examine the details of the most prolific haunting in American culture, the Amityville Haunting. Is it real or a hoax? They unpack details on the murders that happened in the house and what the Lutz's claim to have encountered and even discuss some of the newer details that have come out. Maybe, Butch Defeo didn't act alone and maybe George Lutz was the one terrifying his family with his abusive behavior and obession with the occult. Mark and Mike also discuss their favorite comic heroes, Captain Carrot and The Flaming Carrot
2024-02-2650 min
The Carolina UndergroundFact or Fake with some Nukes in SpaceOn this episode Mark and Mike discuss the emerging realization that we as Americans are lied to by our media and government so much that truth and facts are getting harder to find than hen's teeth in a haystack. Mark and Mike discuss Russia and the pigs in space, oops we mean the nukes in space. While the guys don't usually wear dresses they do know when someone is wearing one backwards; Fani Willis. Did an allergic reaction to aspirin kill Bruce Lee and the ice moon with the subsurfce sea that looks like the Death Star.
2024-02-1958 min
The Carolina UndergroundD.B. Cooper and a village in Delaware is missing it’s IDIOTOn this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss the legend of D.B. Cooper, new breakthroughs in the possible identity of D.B. and why this legend has become so engrained in American pop culture. Mark and Mike also discuss the report of the DOJ investigating the classified document handling of President Biden and how they pretty much just declared Biden mentally unfit. Is Trump really any better?
2024-02-1253 min
The Carolina UndergroundWay too Serious: radioactive batteries and Ben Shapiro rapping!On this episode of the Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss the joke the NFL has become, radioactive batteries. Mark and Mike also unpack the death of Carl Weathers. They also disuss the thought behind whether a gentleman is born or created. Middle fingers in the air as they even touch on politics!
2024-02-0548 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe episode that felt like it never would be, Nikola Tesla and a couple of soap boxesOn this episode of the Carolina Underground, technical problems abound and the lack of cooperation of the ISP put this recording in doubt! It isn't our best but we are pretty sure we can do a lot worse! Mark and Mike unpack the issues with the internet and the ISP that doesn't know the concepts of it aint broke don't fix it. They jump up onto a couple of soap boxes and eventually get around to talking about Nikola Tesla (who this episode is supposed to be about). We didn't do Tesla justice so we will circle back and...2024-01-3151 min
The Carolina UndergroundBump in the night with Shadow People and the Superbowl ad that changed the worldOn this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the ad that aired Jan 22, 1984 during the Superbowl heralding the release of the Apple Macintosh on Jan 24, 1984! Mark and Mike also discuss the phenonmenon of Shadow People. Mark relates hius personal expierence and then they unpack details and theories concenring the often scary and un-nerving Shadow People
2024-01-2251 min
The Carolina UndergroundBeating a dead horse and a A** Hat as a Legend of AviationOn this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and mike discuss the DEI fiasco and how it has weakened the nation. Then they unpack Prince Harry being named a living legend of aviation and they also discuss the abdication of Margrethe II and her amazing service to her nation and people over her 52 year reign.
2024-01-1647 min
The Carolina UndergroundReading more and whats your pronounsOn this cold January episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss trying to read more and what it is about a book that keeps everyone coming back and not fully switching to ereaders. Mark goes off on a tangent about pronouns and the concept of DEI. They also touch on the looming Apple antitrust suit and the concept that government hates to hear that they are unable and never have been able to bestow a right as that is reserved for God.
2024-01-0849 min
The Carolina UndergroundFighting Windmills in Costa RicaHappy New Year! Welcome to episode one of season 2 on the Carolina Underground. On this episode, Mark and Mike discuss the Costa Rican stones and Mark gives his first hand impressions after safely returning from Costa Rica. Mark and MIke also discuss aspects of social currency and wonder what happened to cash prices. They also discuss what they hope to accomplish n 2024.
2024-01-0153 min
The Carolina UndergroundCosta Rica Explorations, coffee beans and all the usual witteringsOn this the Richard Petty episode Mark and Mike discus Mark traveling to a volcano on purpose by choice, how Costa Ricans make coffee and every other thing that has annoyed or confused them through the week.
2023-12-1853 min
The Carolina UndergroundIs 42 the meaning of life maybe you could ask the new Holy Spirit boardOn this episode Mark and Mike discuss the meaning of life, the death or Norman Lear, a Margaritaville Hotel coming to Myrtle Beach, the Holy Spirit board and the Merry Little Batman
2023-12-1150 min
The Carolina UndergroundIn a galaxy far far away we get a Ric Flair ”WOOOOO” and the dial of destiny in the drive thru at CosMc’sOn this episode of the Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss some victims who think thay are entitled to everything, the new Indiana Jones movie and how much it sucks and then they harp on the s***show tha is the list of movies and shows Kathleen Kennedy has made while at Lucasfilms/Disney.
2023-12-0544 min
The Carolina UndergroundMystery Dog Illness, Saying goodbye to a friend and offending half the planet while not wearing a seat belt.On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the mystery illness affecting dogs, ackluster black Friday deals, the amazing work Angel Studios continues to do and some of their upcoming projects. They also touch on theories of the brain and how it operates, Mark's upcoming trip to Costa Rica, the importance of a seat belt in an airplane and adding the s*** rooster to the c*** of justice.
2023-11-2856 min
The Carolina UndergroundFruitcakes, Grits and the Bermuda TriangleOn this episode of The Carolian Underground, Mark and Mike realize you have to hit record! Once the minor details of the record button was figured out they discuss fruitcakes, grits, the quest to find the best dog food and they even stray into the Bermuda Triangle and some other things that make you scratch your head.
2023-11-2055 min
The Carolina UndergroundA whole lot of superheroes Old Henry and taxesOn this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss Robert Pattison as the Batman, Old Henry, Invincible and The Tick. and Dark matter. They also go off on a tangent and touch on taxes, Dominion voting machines and the lesson that Geroge W Bush learned that Barrack Obama needs to learn.
2023-11-1351 min
The Carolina UndergroundProtecting the hive and how much of an A** hat is Barack Obama?Today Mark and MIke touch ob[n various topics! The discuss how bees protec t their hives from wasps and hornets. Obliterating yellow jackets and the ongoing crisis in the middle east and if Barack Obama could be a bigger douche bag than he alreready is.
2023-11-0658 min
The Carolina UndergroundNot so scary horror movies, creamy buttered potatoes and the stuff Mark don’t know.On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss the pathetic cliche most horror movies have become. They also touch on new revelations in the D.B. Cooper case and how scientists have found more water in the Earth's mantle than is on the surface.
2023-10-3047 min
The Carolina UndergroundLittle Debbie Ice Cream and Spiderman2 with a smattering of social justiceOn this episode Mark and MIke discuss Little Debbie Ice Cream, Spiderman 2 and various social justice topics that plague the American expierence.2023-10-2352 min
The Carolina UndergroundIsrael under Attack from the cockroaches that are hamasOn this episode Mark and Mike discuss the situation in Israel.
2023-10-1651 min
The Carolina UndergroundThere is a Bear in them there hills and stealing ChristmasOn this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss a possible bear sighting outside of the replica batcave. They talk about developments in the Trump civil trial, the possibility of RFK jr runnign as an independant, the upcoming Grinch video game, Hercule Poirot, Blue Beetle the Black phone.
2023-10-0946 min
The Carolina UndergroundPink Diamonds and fossilized Portugal beesToday Mark and Mike talk about pink diamonds, the discovery of fossilized Bees in Portugal and other items that pop into their minds.2023-09-2550 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe cock of justice and lithium deposits and pistol packing Barney FifeToday Mark and Mike are all over the place. They discuss crime and punishment, the discovery of the largest lithium deposit in the world, and other topics that pop into to their ADHD rattled brains.
2023-09-1852 min
The Carolina UndergroundParrotheads, buttered sausage and the Redneck AgendaOn this episode Mark and Mike Catch up after taking last week off for Labor Day. They disuss the passing of Jimmy Buffett and how his music really was intertwined into daily life, they touch on Gary Busey and buttered sausage and they delve into the Redneck Agenda all while fighting heartburn from the Olive Garden and watching a bottle of Pol Roger chill and begging for the cork to be popped!
2023-09-1154 min
The Carolina UndergroundMugshot seen around the world and the contiunued bubbling of the DC SwampOn this episode Marka nd Mike discuss the Trump mugshot, indictment, an dthe continued expansionof the swamp that is our nations government and how it is going to consume us all.
2023-08-2856 min
The Carolina UndergroundTime Magazine and what is a SkinWalker?Today Mark and Mike quasi focus their ADHD on SkinWalker Ranch, The latest issue of Time magazine, Pizzagate and sales tax.
2023-08-2154 min
The Carolina UndergroundCorn, Corn and more Corn with a smidge of cocaine sharksOn this episode of The Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss corn ribs, cocaine shark, the death of the legendary Tony Bennett and Roseanne Barr's definition of a woman. Sit down strap in and let's do it.
2023-08-1458 min
The Carolina UndergroundAI in ancient India?Today Mark and Mike discuss the possibility that the ancient world was a lot more advanced that they we thought the were. The also talk about the movies Deep Blue Sea 2 & 3 and continue with all their usual babbling.2023-08-0748 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Bumfuzzeled life of Mark and Mike part 2Today Mark and Mike talk about everything and nothing part 2 of 2
2023-07-3154 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Bumfuzzled life of Mark and Mike part 1Today Mark and Mike talk about everything and nothing part 1
2023-07-2451 min
The Carolina UndergroundLet’s get ready to rumble and more on Hunter Biden you can’t make this stuff upToday Mark and MIke discuss billionaires that don't know when to shut up, They touch on the deep state and Yankees and others moving somewhere then trying to make that a carbon copy of the hell they left, and they discuss the first crack head some more and share words of wisdom learned from the great Michael Whitehall.2023-07-1750 min
The Carolina UndergroundSub tragedy deeper dive and a Police department Ice Cream truck!On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss a little more about the sub implosion of the OceanGate sub diving on Titanic. They also talk about the lionization of a dead beat criminal, the possability that Militia will take over the Russian government and the censure of Adam Schiff.2023-07-1036 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe lost submarine, daily aggravation of stupid people and Raspberry mango ice cream cakeToday Mark and Mike discuss the ongoing tragedy of the sub lost while diving on the Titanic. Mark and Mike also discuss the terribly horrible no good very bad day Mike had with stupid people and the Good Humor Ice Cream people and they discuss Hunter Biden pleading guilty and more about politicians being ticks on a dog's a** and then culminate with a raspberry mango ice cream cake.
2023-07-0349 min
The Carolina UndergroundPandora Viruses, Kids with solid black eyes, and a 3000 year old sword.On this episode of The Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss Pandora Viruses that are in the melting polar ice; a 3000 year old sword that is still gleaming found in southern Germany; they also touch on a cave in Laos where they supposedly have found the oldest human remains. They also discuss Beatleguese, a dying star, Black eyes kids and wanting to be invited into your home, the movie the Pope's Exorcist, Skinwalker Ranch's laughable drilling operation and RFK jr wondering if the CIA will assassinate him like they did his uncle and his father.
2023-06-2654 min
The Carolina UndergroundVolkswagen brings back the Scout and most politicans are ticks on a dog’s a**Today Mark and MIke discuss Volkswagen bringing back the Scout as an EV, Apple and their 3500 dollars 3D goggles, They jhump somehow into SCI-FI Movies and then totally melt down on politicans and the 1st Crack-head.2023-06-1954 min
The Carolina UndergroundNaked Witches, Star Wars, mini black holes and The BatmanOn this episode Mark and Mike discusss the naked folks caught on camera eating a deer carcass. They also touch on mini black holes at the collider thing in Europe somewhere; and then argue about Star Wars and the Batman being better than anything Marvel hass to offer.
2023-06-1250 min
The Carolina UndergroundBad Mother-Cluckers in Hawaii, Free Speech, and Gold in them there hills.On this episode Mark and MIke discuss the wild chicken population in Hawaii, the weathe rin the Carolinas and the history of gold mining. They also touch on the free speech conundrum between Elon Musk's Twitter and the DailyWire.2023-06-0547 min
The Carolina UndergroundDollars aint worth what they used to be and the 28 Billon dollar boycottsToday Mark and Mike discuss the idea of saving for a rainy day and the value of money. They also discuss the dollar value of the backlash for Bud-lite and Target. The also touch on the Romeo and Juliet lawsuit and the passing Tina Turner.
2023-05-2942 min
The Carolina UndergroundDurham Report the Supreme Court and a Friday night drunkToday on the Carolina Undrground, Mark and Mike discuss the Durham report, the Supreme Court rulings and touch on some communties wanting to re-criminalizing drugs.2023-05-2240 min
The Carolina UndergroundThe Coronation, Ailens, Jedi Survivor and the ”silent service”Today Mark and Mike discuss the coronation of King Charles III. They also discuss ancient ailens and the ideas behind it. Then they move on to talking about Jedi: Survivor before talking about the "silent service".
2023-05-1543 min
The Carolina UndergroundVoter ID law and a lawsuit at a major UniversityOn this episode Mark and Mike discuss the super majority in NC the legislature upholding voter ID law passed in 2018. They also touch base on the athletic trainer accused of sexual assault at North Carolina State University. They also discuss the case of Jody Plauche.
2023-05-0850 min
The Carolina UndergroundPolitical White Hats and Pro WrestlingToday Mark and Mike discuss heroes from yesteryear as they talk old school pro wrestling and then touch on the inability of ethier political party in America to be a hero nd not a villian.
2023-05-0152 min
The Carolina UndergroundHoney Bees with Orange heads; Insurance in America Sucks, and more leaked documentsOn this episode Mark and Mike discuss the latest leaked document scandal and whether or not the cover story could be the truth or is it a cover story but out by the intelligence community? They also touch on Health Insurance in America.
2023-04-2447 min
The Carolina UndergroundWatermelon Mint Lemonade and Current events round upWatermelon Mint Lemonade has returned and Mark and Mike touch on some previously discussed topics that new information has been brought to light. As the ever interlocing spiderweb of events continuess to grow.
2023-04-1744 min
The Carolina UndergroundIndicted! Witch hunt or legitimate?Today Mark and Mike discuss the Trump dog and pony show and the can of worms this opens not only bringing a former President into court for a campagian finance issue but the further reaching tit for tat that goes on in the broken American 2 party system2023-04-1046 min
The Carolina UndergroundSchool Shooting in NashvilleOn this episode Mark and Mike discuss the school shooting in Nashville and the way some people see the killer as a martyr. Mark and Mike also discuss the rat trap affecting the barnyard and why other people seem to benefit financially from making other people identify with perpetual victimhood.2023-04-0351 min
The Carolina UndergroundSome Weird places. Is it paranormal?It isn't even Halloween yet! Mark and Mike discuss some family stories about supposed paranormal things that have happened to them and around their homes. They also talk a little about the haunting of the USS North Carolina, The Brown Mountain Lights and Teach's Hole.2023-03-2748 min
The Carolina UndergroundRussia, China and the apathy of AmericaOn this episode of the Carolina Underground Mark and MIke discuss curent events with China and Russia and why America seems to be faltering on the world stage. They also touch on China's idea of becoming a World Citizen and Xi Jinping letting his hair turn grey.2023-03-2049 min
The Carolina UndergroundNew Jan 6th Videos and changing perspectivesMark and Mike discuss the new video of Jan 6th that has been released and the inherent corruption of the summer of love part 2
2023-03-1342 min
The Carolina UndergroundDo boys make the best SHEs?Mark and Mike talk about the Hershey's new add campagian and how the Dailywire made an alternative product for consumers.
2023-03-0640 min
The Carolina UndergroundSecret SocitiesMark & Mike discuss some of the most prolific secret socities.
2023-02-2735 min
The Carolina UndergroundJFKMark and Mike discuss conspiracies and facts around the JFK assassination.
2023-02-2042 min
The Carolina UndergroundClassified DocumentsMark and Mike discuss the recent diluge of classified documents showing up in un-classified places
2023-01-3034 min