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The Dave and Steve ShowA Message from Dave - SUMMER BREAK!Please listen to this important message from Dave and then go enjoy your Summer!
-The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy
2022-07-1104 minThe Dave and Steve ShowDave Missing Pt2, NAFTA, Work travel, Taco MusicTracy and Steve reflect on:
NAFTA
Bananas
Harry Potter
Busy days at work
Steve's not afraid of getting a job done
Tracy presented to a packed house of ghosts
Sight seeing while on business trips
Mostly food related travel
Steve played drums at a taco place
Commercial
Tracy's Minute
Headlines
Happy Independence Day!
2022-07-0450 minThe Dave and Steve ShowTime Travel questions, Swedish Dave, Shortsleeve Sweatshirts, Naked LawyersTracy helps Steve stumble through an intro
Steve mentions Harry Potter before the 3 minute mark
Tracy thinks Time Travel is like spackle
Steve admits he doesn't listen to Tracy during the show until it is recorded
Steve compliments Tracy's ability to tell a joke in a barely condescending way
The difference between Drunk Dave and Steve with Tracy and regular Dave and Steve with Tracy isn't alcohol
Dave pops in from Sweden over a bad wifi translation
Dave comes back on his phone, does 8 minutes...
2022-06-271h 01The Dave and Steve ShowDrunken La Bambas, Failing Sparks, and Barbershop MusksDave and Steve recap their band reunion.
Turns out the guy couldn't sing La Bamba.
Dave and his buddy, Toby, had to play against their will.
Steve overstayed his karaoke welcome.
We cut a new song called "We Are the Kittitas."
Dave nailed the "Talk Dirty to Me" solo.
Tracy is having Spark problems.
We talk a lot about Customer Service and how awful it is.
Dave whines to Twitter often.
We get a brand new Minute from Tracy.
Tracy is in a shitty mood due to technical difficulties.
Dave wonders why barbershops smell so good.
We get headlines from...
2022-06-201h 15The Dave and Steve ShowDisneyland Diaries, Road Ragers, and Farting FamiliesDave immediately forgets "with Tracy!"
It's Dave's fault that there was no show last week.
He also went to see "Smokey and the Bandit."
Tracy kind of wants to be the coach from "Bad News Bears."
Dave is back from Disneyland and is broke.
The Rise of the Resistance ride is AMAZING...
...and Tracy's kids will never get to see it.
Dave and Steve's band is reuniting for one night only!
Steve's kid took his first round of SATs.
Steve was involved in a road rage incident.
We talk the Bret Michaels hand gesture.
Tracy surprises us by not being...
2022-06-131h 12The Dave and Steve ShowSteve and Tracy Quiz Their SonsOnce again, Dave is taking some well deserved R&R from life, and that includes his podcast
Tracy and Steve are left to mind the store again
Tracy proposes an entire new segment of topics certain to anger Dave when he hears them
There's a commercial
Then there's a brand new minute from Tracy
Steve and Tracy force two of their children to play a quiz game so difficult that they are sure to be humiliated
Someone was humiliated
Tracy gives us headlines
...
2022-05-3058 minThe Dave and Steve ShowUnlearned music, Unfun birthdays, Unclaimed phonesSteve Complains about the music he has to learn for two gigs
Tracy talks about how birthdays are represented in his life
Dave had a rough weekend and lost a chair, with a phone in it
Dave's family had better not ruin Disneyland for him
Tracy has a minute
Headlines
Reminder that Dave is going to Disneyland next week
This episode has a bleep in it.
2022-05-231h 10The Dave and Steve ShowFrigid Idaho Forests, First time drives, and Fearful fathersTracy heard Portuguese in Idaho.
We hear whether the guys get lousy t-shirts on vacation.
Steve is healthier and within the margin of error.
We hear recollections of our first time driving a car...except Dave's.
Having your father afraid for his life is the key to a successful relationship.
Steve hates PBS and it made his son get lost while out driving.
Dave's wife sold everything in their house.
John Tortello brings us back to the pastry that started his empire.
A new minute!
Headlines!
Tune in each Monday for a new episode!
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2022-05-1758 minThe Dave and Steve ShowCovid Steves, Tracy Juniors, and Old DavesA man grew a penis on his arm.
Thanks to modern science, we have a stand-in for Tracy!
Steve got "The Vid."
Dave got the news that he is old.
Lacrosse stuff is mentioned, as is a truck bumper.
We hear from the fine folks at Chicken Box.
Dave scolds Steve for not giving Tracy his proper dues.
Other junk happens...
...and then the show reaches an all-time low.
Tune in next week as the cast returns in full force!
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2022-05-0946 minThe Dave and Steve ShowClogged Pipes, Lazy Birds, and Offensive MinutesTracy discusses his broken pipe and it’s not in his house
Steve warns that Tracy’s metaphors could be hazardous
Some surprising information about Mount Rushmore
Nothing is the size of a regulation Bocce court
Steve explains why birds are lazy and hate us
Steve is a popcorn extremist and has opinions
We have a brand new sponsor!
Tracy’s most offensive minute yet
We have headlines and more!
2022-05-021h 04The Dave and Steve ShowBusy Daves, Tracy Loves Tracy, Blood PoisoningThe whole crew is back!
Dave calls out Tracy for loving Tracy
Dave is busy and getting busier and Steve and Tracy are on their own next week.
Dave talks midlife crisis and Steve internalizes, Tracy says "no internalizing.
Dave remembers he went to school with someone.
Dave has theories about Les Schwabb
Steve's kid had a little blood poisoning
Tracy is going to war with his sanitation company
Break
Tracy's minute
Tracy ONLY makes KISS metaphors
...
2022-04-251h 00The Dave and Steve ShowSplit Shows, New Drunks, and Santa OfficersA bit of a "Best Of" this week, but with a few brand new bits thrown in to keep you listening! Back in full force next week here on The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy!
2022-04-1843 minThe Dave and Steve ShowDrunk Bits, Excessive Collins, and Goonew TributesDave is sitting down and thinks people care.
Steve finally sent Dave a photo.
Tracy and Dave coax an F Bomb out of Steve!
Steve's son is in NYC and having a great time.
Dave rails against the new Polaroid cameras.
Tracy accidentally saw a jazz band perform.
Dave tells a story about AC/DC and his awful basketball skills.
Tracy didn't hear the tone from some high school kids.
His hip gave out, and Dave fell on his treadmill.
Dave took a guitar lesson.
We get a brand new bit, "Drunk Dave and Steve."
Tracy brings us Headlines from...
2022-04-111h 11The Dave and Steve ShowFoolish Aprils, Rushed Guitars, and Swearing KidsFor the record, Dave does NOT paddle children.
2 of the 3 hosts of this show hate April Fools Day.
Steve and Dave are getting the band back together...
...and Dave is already pissed off at Steve.
(As of this posting, Steve still hasn't email Dave his picture.)
Tracy makes it clear that Steve is no Phil Collins.
Dave is taking guitar lessons in his 40s.
Everyone tells Steve what a great drummer he is.
Tracy had a cat-based encounter with a neighbor.
Steve bought an exercise bike.
Turns out it takes more than a week to make a guitar.
We actually...
2022-04-041h 12The Dave and Steve ShowReykjavík Regurgitations, Pontificating Penises, and Missing MinutesDave is back and already pissed off...
...all because of a missed Dad joke.
Steve ate the pudding.
We changed the name of the show, but not really.
We hear the harrowing tale of "Spider Island."
Dave got food poisoning on an airplane and barfed in Reykjavik.
He also straddled a woman on a plane.
Steve made Dave's mom pass out over a cancer scare.
Dave thinks Sweden is better than the United States.
Tracy thinks "pride" means taking a leak wherever he sees fit.
Dave created a new game, "Strawberry Jam or Pickled Herring?"
We hear the shocking revelation...
2022-03-281h 07The Dave and Steve ShowDrunken Master Paul Interview, Dave’s 2nd absence, PineapplesDave is gone again
Tracy and Steve talk about pineapples and swinging
Steve and Tracy speak with Drunken Master Paul, a man with such an interesting life journey, you have to hear it to believe.
An incredible Minute from Tracy.
Headlines.
Dave still didn't show up.
2022-03-211h 08The Dave and Steve ShowDaveless hosts, Norwegian Legions, Kayaks, In-person Conferences, Banana Puddings, Unheard Songs,Steve and Tracy openly weep as Dave does or does not join the Norwegian Legion even though Dave is probably in Sweden.
Tracy totally rocks a conference where he dials down a key-note speaker
Key-note speaker did NOT footnote Tracy's quote
Steve loves banana pudding
Weird snack cracker supply chain woes
Steve played drums on a song you can't hear
Dave still doesn't show up
There's a commercial
Headlines
Steve and Tracy marvel at filling 56 minutes without Dave's ample talk time
2022-03-1456 minThe Dave and Steve ShowFrench Alleyways, Dirty Teeth, and Marshmallow LiesDave will be out for two weeks, and that means...
...nothing really. Just more Steve and Tracy.
Dave is nervous about traveling abroad.
Tracy's advice is to always claim being from Canada.
We talk scary moments while traveling.
Tracy walked the French train tracks to Disneyland Paris.
Dave and his wife are getting new tattoos.
Steve saw a Bob Crane tattoo.
It turns out Dave does not have the poker face he thinks he does.
Steve went in for a teeth cleaning.
Tracy gets to moderate some conference sessions!
Steve says Tracy's minute spiked the football on Dave's face.
Tracy...
2022-03-071h 08The Dave and Steve ShowBathtub Sandwiches, Pretentious Gyms, and KISS AnalogiesThe show kicks off hot with the announcement of a brand-new Pepsi!
Steve's family was decidedly Coke.
The people Steve swims with don't like to get their hair wet.
We talk Steve's super-pretentious gym.
Dave makes it clear this is not a reflection on Steve.
Would you pick the millionaire in a lineup of naked people?
Tracy bought a brand new kickass guitar amp.
It's a new week, so Dave finds a new way to get mad at Steve.
Steve and Dave *might* be getting the band back together.
It's a new week, so Tracy finds a new way to...
2022-02-281h 08The Dave and Steve ShowSuper Bowls, Gassy Holes, and Valentine GoalsTracy handled the "Previously On" this week!
Dave thinks he talks too much and Tracy agrees.
We get YET ANOTHER Jimbo Billy Bob segment.
Steve was right about who would have the primo Jimbo.
Dave learns what GBP actually stands for.
We won't need to wear masks much longer!
We talk about returning to work... at work.
We talk the Super Bowl.
Steve is gassy and Dave calls him out on it.
Tracy absolutely did not care about the Super Bowl.
We talk Super Bowl halftime shows, good and bad.
Steve has lost a BUNCH of weight!
Steve ate a...
2022-02-211h 14The Dave and Steve ShowMoab Weddings, Streaming Debates, and Doctor DrummersWe hear from one of our UK listeners!
He calls Dave an "arsehole."
Dave was not happy with the caliber of "fans" last week.
Here we go with Jimbo Billy Bob again.
Don't enter "Swing Machine" into your search engine.
We spend a fair amount of time talking about not watching the Olympics.
Dave had a hell of an experience with a Notary.
The Moab wedding was cold as hell.
The Johnsons got scoffed at for wearing masks.
Tracy's family had a very serious conversation without him.
Steve sold the most precious item in his house to a doctor.
We...
2022-02-141h 12The Dave and Steve ShowSteve and Tracy Home AloneDave is off strolling around a cold desert in an $80 suit, so Steve and Tracy unlock the doors to let the people in for a party.
It goes well. Steve and Tracy enjoy each other's company.
You should hear the weeks these two have had.
There is considerable talk about Groundhog Day.
Celebrating some nebulous accomplishment, Steve and Tracy decide to host one of Steve's Crazy Ass Games with two listener guests answering questions about the show.
Somebody wins!
There's a minute from Tracy.
Headlines a...
2022-02-071h 00The Dave and Steve ShowEff Bombs, Weird Horns, and Meth Squirrels(00:03:10) Tracy is officially out of the urine jar!
(00:04:30) Dave is worried that this show will suck.
(00:07:30) We find out who Dan Fogelberg is.
(00:09:03) Dave has yet another life dilemma that he asks about.
(00:11:42) EFF BOMB NUMBER ONE!
(00:18:00) Steve shares his "Weird Horn Scholarship Scheme."
(00:24:22) We find out if you can get a scholarship from cymbals.
(00:26:36) Dave confirms the show is sucking.
(00:27:40) We get a peak into Tracy's parenting style.
(00:30:55) Steve volunteered to make Tracy and Dave feel bad.
(00:36:37) Dave...
2022-01-311h 11The Dave and Steve ShowCherry Reds, Midnight Blues, and Urine YellowsTruly one of our most entertaining, varied, and and energetic shows to date. Maybe even top 50 of our 2022 episodes thus far!
(00:03:04) - For once, it's Tracy with the technical difficulties.
(00:03:47) - Or make that technical "difficul-pees."
(00:05:05) - There could be a big change coming to the show...
(00:06:56) - Steve had adventures. Involving peach water.
(00:10:56) - He also went skiing with very expensive and brand-new gear.
(00:16:43) - Tracy has a long winded way of telling his co-hosts they forgot his Birthday.
(00:20:28) - What the h...
2022-01-241h 08The Dave and Steve ShowER Visits, Cheap Suits, and Vomiting CatsWe finally have the full crew back for the first time in 2022!
00:02:15 - We kick the show off with a short discussion around cat vomit.
00:05:37 - Dave's wife had a rather decent medical scare.
00:10:57 - We hear the crew's worst visits to the ER.
00:28:36 - Dave is getting dangerously close to Steve's territory.
00:32:09 - Dave gets to attend a wedding in... Utah.
00:35:54 - Dave has high hopes for his 80 dollar Amazon suit.
00:39:21 - Tracy created a Twitter account... for a hiking trail.
2022-01-171h 06The Dave and Steve ShowNo Steves, Dog Fights, and Fart Jars00:02:55 - Dave starts the show on an incredible downer.
00:09:35 - Dave introduced his son to Jackass.
00:13:06 - Tracy and Dave have a good conversation around political middle grounds.
00:27:18 - Dave replaced a doorknob and thinks someone cares.
00:32:25 - Tracy watched movies and thinks someone cares.
00:47:18 - Commercial break.
00:48:40 - Tracy's Minute
00:53:48 - Headlines!
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2022-01-101h 09The Dave and Steve ShowDisneyworld Vacations, Mayonnaise Satans, and Eggplant Emojis(00:00:49) - We learn to time travel!
(00:02:00) - Dave is suffering from serious superhero fatigue.
(00:11:00) - Dave screwed his hair up badly.
(00:19:35) - Steve and Dave try to take credit for Tracy's Christmas miracle.
(00:21:45) - Dave asks for advice on a free photo printer.
(00:25:00) - Steve takes us through his magical trip to Disneyworld.
(00:38:30) - Tracy's Minute!
(00:40:00) - We talk New Years resolutions.
(00:47:25) - Headlines from around the world!
Email: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
2022-01-031h 07The Dave and Steve ShowBest Of Previously On Year End Extravaganza!On this year-end wrap-up show, we bring you over 30 minutes of the best moments from The Dave and Steve Show for the 2021 season. This is perfect episode to send to friends to give them a taste of what we're all about, so please share!
Thank you for your continued support and we'll talk to you all in 2022!
2021-12-2737 minThe Dave and Steve ShowIt‘s an Okay Life!Join us for a very special (and thankfully short) Christmas episode, "It's an Okay Life!" We hear Steve take a journey through an alternate version of his life where Dave and Tracy don't even know who he is and where his name sure as heck isn't half the show!
You won't want to miss it!
And tune in next week for a very special "Previously On" year in review with Dave!
Warmest of Happy Holiday wishes from the entire gang here at The Dave and Tracy... uh... we mean The Dave and STEVE Show (with Tracy)!
2021-12-2019 minThe Dave and Steve ShowGift Guides, Agitated Fathers, and Burning AirportsIf you've still got Holiday shopping to do, then you're not going to want to miss this episode! Dave and Steve's Holiday Gift Guide, curated by Dave himself, is sure to give you at least a few gift ideas for those hard-to-buy-for people in your life!
(00:02:52) - Tracy shares a story about... stories.
(00:07:50) - Dave went to New York and came back to a fire.
(00:14:32) - The Holiday Gift Guide 2021
(00:38:03) - Commercial Break
(00:39:42) - Tracy's Minute
(00:40:56) - Least Favorite Christmas Songs
(00:46:45) - Headlines!
2021-12-131h 00The Dave and Steve ShowIt‘s The Tracy and Steve ShowTracy and Steve discuss their Thanksgivings and why Dave is not around this week.
- Dave's gone to New Zealand or New Brunswick and didn't bother to call in
- Tracy re-explains why he was fine for Thanksgiving
- Steve had two Thanksgivings
- Steve talks about a new casserole he made for almost 13 minutes https://www.tastesoflizzyt.com/pineapple-casserole/
- Cocaine is mentioned many, many times
- Christmas decorations
- Through the whole episode you can hear Steve's mouse clicking and Tracy do...
2021-12-061h 11The Dave and Steve ShowAlone on Thanksgiving, Clips you’ve never heard, and Free Book Offer(00:01:00) – Tracy explains Thanksgiving cereal
(00:08:00) – Our podcasting careers began 14 years ago
(00:11:30) – Steve’s microphone hasn’t worked in 14 years
(00:13:00) – The show used to have actual women on it
(00:15:25) – Tracy’s mom called us dumbasses
(00:19:00) – Headlines from years past sound like yesterday
(00:25:00) – Tracy’s big book giveaway!
(00:30:00) – Tracy has a new minute
(00:30:40) – People discovered our show with odd search terms
(00:32:20) – Big announcements for upcoming shows!
2021-11-2934 minThe Dave and Steve ShowStaple Guns, Humming Birds, and Childhood KeepsakesEmail us at: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
(00:02:00) - Steve gets to tell his hardware story.
(00:03:45) - Dave loses his shit over Steve's mic... again.
(00:04:38) - Steve tries again without Dave being a dick.
(00:17:40) - Steve tries again, but this time about humming birds.
(00:27:00) - Tracy rode his bike in a terrible storm just to avoid his family.
(00:30:50) - Dave loses his shit again.
(00:32:30) - Dave is too old to play Halo, and he absolutely knows it.
(00:40:20) - Commercial Break
(00:43:12) - Tr...
2021-11-221h 07The Dave and Steve ShowCryptocurrency Explained and Demystified with Eric and Stefan of Flourishing CapitalEver heard terms like "blockchain," "NFT" or "crypto mining" and wondered what the hell they mean? Want to dabble in the world of cryptocurrency but aren't sure where you should start?
Then our guests this week are for you! Eric Gonzalez and Stefan Rollins of Flourishing Capital sit down with the crew this week for a highly engaging and entertaining interview around all things cryptocurrency. It's worth your time if you've ever wanted to know more about crytpo investing. Plus, not only are Eric and Stefan engaging to listen to, but they also just happen t...
2021-11-151h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEarly Christmases, Dinner Parties, and Hometown Blotters(00:02:20) - Dave and Steve have been friends for a LONG time.
(00:03:34) - Dave started putting Christmas decorations up early.
(00:09:28) - Steve's Dad got candy canes from a famous baseball player.
(00:13:20) - Dave watched an identity crisis wrapped in a football game.
(00:18:00) - Steve apologizes to the guys for missing a recording time.
(00:22:12) - Tracy gets all fired up about real estate.
(00:30:24) - A brand new Hometown Blotter!
(00:34:43) - Commercial Break
(00:35:28) - Tracy's Minute
(00:37:00) - Headlines from around the World!
(00:51:18...
2021-11-0858 minThe Dave and Steve ShowBotched Intros, Vaccine Boosters, and Buttrock BaccaratAn absolutely STUPID amount of entertainment contained in our 80th episode! Make sure to stick around until the end to see if you can best Dave in another round of Buttrock Baccarat!
Email: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
(00:01:32) - Dave forgets (again) how close Steve is.
(00:02:50) - We get an update on Tracy's health.
(00:03:45) - We find out who the best napper of the show is.
(00:09:00) - Tracy has an interesting way of communicating with his mom.
(00:10:06) - Dave doesn't think the OG Ghostbusters holds up...
2021-11-011h 09The Dave and Steve ShowShort Shows, Hunting Dolls, and Covid TracysWe had to throw together a short-but-sweet show this week for a variety of reasons. Have a listen, and then buckle up for next week as we are coming back with a VENGEANCE!
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2021-10-2639 minThe Dave and Steve ShowChicken Box, Weird Mandates, and Magic TricksDave asked the crew to get weird for episode 78, and boy did they oblige...
(01:48) - Tracy got the Chicken Box.
(02:40) - Dave is halfway through Sober October and Liquid Death is helping.
(06:30) - Steve recreates what it will sound like when drunk Dave returns.
(08:18) - What Tracy did last week.
(11:00) - We talk Lynyrd Synyrd and the new Netflix documentary.
(16:10) - Tracy puts on a hat and Steve takes a shirt off.
(23:45) - What Steve did last week.
(26:00) - We talk g...
2021-10-181h 12The Dave and Steve ShowJay Jay French - Guitarist and Founder of Twisted SisterWe've brought you lots of guests over the history of The Dave and Steve Show, but none that have ticked the "bucket list of guests" for both Tracy and Dave quite like our guest this week!
Jay Jay French is a founding member of the iconic rock band, Twisted Sister, and also the author of the brand new "Bizoir" or Business-Meets-Memoir book, "Twisted Business: Lessons from My Life in Rock 'n Roll."
Jay Jay talks all things Twisted Sister, business philosophy, and joke telling in a highly entertaining exclusive Dave and St...
2021-10-111h 15The Dave and Steve ShowSplit Beards, Wall Dolls, and Spongebob RomancesWe begin episode 76 with a HUGE announcement about an upcoming guest! Then stick around for all of your favorite Dave and Steve Show humor, including the Hometown Blotter, Headlines, and a new game from Steve! Tell your friends, and let us know what you think of the show by reaching out at: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
(03:05) - HUGE upcoming guest announcement!
(08:00) - Dave is trying his hand at Sober October.
(10:20) - What Did You Do Last Week?
(14:22) - Dave takes issue with Tracy's cry for attention.
(21:30) - Dave an...
2021-10-0457 minThe Dave and Steve ShowMuted Mics, Sold Pelotons, and Korean BBQContact Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
(02:00) - Tracy's mic isn't working...
(04:20) - The Damm Truth podcast!
(24:40) - What Did You Do Last Week?
(26:50) - The story of Ray's RC helicopter.
(29:45) - Dave sold the Peloton that he wouldn't shut up about.
(34:15) - Steve had some technical difficulties last week.
(41:00) - Tracy interviewed for a new position at work!
(43:40) - We discuss our interview skills.
(53:33) - The Dave and Steve Show Board Game!
(56:25) - A brand new Minute from Tr...
2021-09-271h 25The Dave and Steve ShowBehind The Scenes: Show Sponsors of The Dave and Steve ShowJoin Steve as he takes you on an audio tour of the most important part of what makes The Dave and Steve Show work... the money. Learn incredible facts never revealed about show sponsors and hear the stories you never asked to hear.
2021-09-2134 minThe Dave and Steve ShowChristos Kalogirou, Author of ”Wild Dogs: An Adventure in Adolescence”Our guest on this week's episode has written a fantastic book that happens to also support a great cause. His name is Christos Kalogirou and his book is titled "Wild Dogs: An Adventure In Adolescence," which tells the tail of Christos growing up in a boarding school... and eventually doing something to get himself expelled.
All proceeds from the sale of Wild Dogs are being donated to the Mandi Schwartz Foundation and to a bursary in her name. Please also consider joining the National Bone Marrow Registry using the links provided below:
Mandi’s F...
2021-09-131h 19The Dave and Steve ShowHeber Pampillon, Guitarist for Kickin ValentinaOn this episode we are joined by the founder of one of Dave's favorite current bands, Mr. Heber Pampillon of Kickin Valentina!
Heber hops on to discuss touring with big bands and massive festivals, what he thinks of cruise ship concerts, being a rock band stuck in the middle of a pandemic, his influences and more! Have a listen and if you like what you hear, support the band in any way that you can by visiting: http://www.kickinvalentina.com
(03:10) - Heber Pampillon Interview
(39:33) - A brand new DaS Sponsor!
(41:00) - Tracy's Minute
(44:20...
2021-09-071h 08The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 71 - Damm Truths, Chimichanga Anniversaries, and Sanitized FairsSteve has built a competing podcast to take down our show.
It's still not on iTunes.
Steve has already angered his fanbase.
We're going to stop apologizing for length.
The Oregon Coast still sucks.
Tacoma traffic still sucks.
Dave's wife had one too many margaritas.
Tracy and Dave talk about the death of rock stars.
Steve got recognized on the street for being a rock star.
Dave gets angry at Steve for talking about his family.
The gang spends a decent amount of time talking breakfast.
We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
The crew agrees that they've outgrown...
2021-08-301h 17The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 70 - Jon Belan, frontman for Gene the WerewolfIf you enjoy your rock and roll served hot and fresh with a side of attitude, then our guest on this week's show is for you! If you like your podcast descriptions littered with poorly-written clichés, then we can probably help you there too...
Gene the Werewolf formed in 2007 and have been rocking hard ever since, proudly carrying the torch for a form of rock and roll that you just don't hear that often anymore. For Episode 70, we are joined by Jon Belan, frontman for the band and part-time "Gene." He talks brushes with fo...
2021-08-231h 37The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 69 - Steve Haverly, Mayoral Candidate and Creator of St. Meatentine's DayHave you ever been on The Today Show?
Ever created your own holiday?
Ever run your own Reality Show production company?
Ever run for Mayor of the 3rd largest city in Washington State?
Our guest this week has done all of that and more! Steve Haverly joins us for this very special interview to talk political divides, the creation of a holiday, and his love for Tracy's book!
After the interview, stick around for the humor that only Dave, Steve and Tracy can bring you! Yo...
2021-08-161h 18The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 68 - Lame Aquariums, Hot Toilets, and Racist RoundaboutsDave is back and immediately begins the show by being an ass.
Last week's show made Dave yell in his car.
Do NOT go see Waikiki's aquarium.
Dave cannot remember what an otter is.
Hawaii has hot hotels and even hotter toilet water.
The line for donuts was way too long.
Dave's wife hit his car... in his driveway... again.
The Funko HQ Shop is worth checking out.
Steve played a gig and almost got rained out!
Tracy is not a fan of almost anything related to Washington State.
Steve had a celebrity running his North Shore tours.
We hear...
2021-08-091h 05The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 67 - Dave's Not HereThis is the one where Dave goes on vacation and leaves Steve with the keys. Well that will probably never happen again...
Tracy immediately moves on Dave's Mom
Steve waves at her
Steve fouls up Tracy's introduction and you can hear Dave's toes curl up all the way from Hawaii.
Tracy and Steve talk office pranks
It's no fun to be the only one in the Florida Felony guessing game
Tracy should be the head of the show
Steve gives Tracy permission to talk over...
2021-08-021h 02The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 66 - The Steve and Dave ShowStill buzzing from episode 65 and the interview with Peter Clines, there's a switcheroo! Steve is at the helm and it's all Dave can do to not have a full blown panic attack. Tracy seems fine with it.
Steve hastily tries to start the show
Dave stops him to talk about it
Tracy points out that it's now just SAD
Tracy got a new bike
Dave is too cheap to spring for the good water filters and pays a horrible price
Dave has achieved his greatest grown up...
2021-07-261h 06The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 65 - Peter Clines, Author of Ex-Heroes and 14Our guest on this week's show is the charming, Peter Clines, Author of such books as his "Ex-Heroes" series as well as his books "14" and "The Fold." We talk to Peter about getting his start in writing, how many books it took to get published, his thoughts on what makes for engaging content, and so much more!
As you'll hear from the interview, Steve is already a HUGE fan of Peter's work. If zombies versus superheroes sound like your jam, please visit: https://www.peterclines.com At Steve's recommendation, make sure to also check out "14."
2021-07-191h 24The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 64 - Hated Watermelons, Popped Corns, and Hotdog StandsDave opens the show hot by ranting hard on watermelon.
Steve joins in by throwing grapefruit under the bus.
Tracy had a successful and lawless 4th of July.
Dave gets drawn in by the new high-tech fireworks shopping.
Listener Mike comments on a previous episode...
...and gets put on blast!
Dave cooked his iPhone with an old game.
Steve once again "yeah buts" Dave.
Tracy had a great time with his brother, which was unexpected.
Seattle had a heat wave, and all 3 hosts hated it.
Steve found a great way to pull the hot air out of his attic.
We...
2021-07-121h 16The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 63 - The Most 'Merican Best OfThink you're the most 'Merican in America?
THINK AGAIN!
Dave proves why the cast of The Dave and Steve Show is the most 'Merican bunch of people you'll ever encounter. It's clips about guitars, hair metal, fireworks, motorcycle stunts, and just about anything else you care to shake a sparkler at.
Email the Show: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
2021-07-0546 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 62 - Illegal Fireworks, Father's Days, and Theme SongsSteve immediately takes his shirt off.
Tracy is going to light off fireworks... and possibly go to jail.
Dave informs Tracy of his wife's lash extensions.
In a shocking twist, Dave hates something that everyone else loves.
Steve's family got him a nice and thoughtful gift.
Tracy's family got him absolutely nothing.
Dave hates the burden of having a pool.
We are already planning for our Christmas Show!
Tracy doesn't want to vacation with his families.
We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
We all agree that "My Octopus Teacher" was borderline inappropriate.
Tracy brings us Headlines from around...
2021-06-281h 05The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 61 - Tom Winkler, Creator of Doodieman and WhackYourBossFor episode 61, we are joined by a very entertaining guest, Mr. Tom Winkler. Tom holds a very special place in Tracy and Dave's heart, and as we learn by speaking with him, they certainly aren't alone! Tom's doodie.com was an early darling of the internet boom, and his WhackYourBoss app has been downloaded millions of times. He's got great stories to tell, and we'll have him back on once he gets his one man show together!
After the interview with Tom, stick around for over an hour of additional entertainment from Tracy, Steve and Dave. If...
2021-06-211h 38The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 60 - Unsightly Driveways, Beach Bodies, and Blowup DollsDave hates groups of people. Steve not so much.
Steve has an unsightly driveway, or at least he USED to.
Don't overstay your welcome at Dave's house.
Dave and his wife are panic dieting due to their upcoming vacation.
We talk about the plastic surgery of the cast of Friends.
Steve's kid got better at something.
Tracy's house search continues, and it's not going well.
Steve's family would vote him off the island.
We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
Dave shares a financial update, and Steve and Tracy do too!
We spend a decent amount of time talking...
2021-06-141h 03The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 59 - Lacrosse Tournaments, Septic Systems, and Motorcycle RidesDave spent way too long at a lacrosse tournament this weekend.
The best thing to do in a lightning storm is hold lacrosse poles.
Dave had a septic system emergency...
...and had the right person for his job at his house.
Steve has an air fryer in his car.
Sylvester the black lab took out Dave's mom.
Tracy went on a nice motorcycle ride... until it wasn't so nice.
Dave put a pool together, and it stressed him out.
The gang talks about the positives and negatives of movie theaters.
We hatch a billion dollar idea called "Husher."
We get...
2021-06-071h 06The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 58 - Costco Ceviche, Family Slideshows, and Hawaiian SunburnsWe made the mistake of letting a potential guest listen to the show.
The guys talk plans for the long Memorial Day weekend.
Steve is getting the band back together!
Dave suggests milk and a pirate ship for Steve's show...
...and Steve counters with Nutella and a horse.
Steve claims something interesting happened. It did not.
We spend some time talking favorite seafood.
Tracy found some old slides and a whole lot of great memories.
We learn of Jimbo Billy Bob and his Country Swing Machine.
Tracy and Dave talk about what jerks they are to their wives...
...while making...
2021-05-3154 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 57 - Classy Intros, Tender Coaches, and Presidential EncountersTracy gives us an update on his facial hair.
Steve yet again suggests a shaving on the show...
Dave parlays this into a story about cutting his nether regions.
Dave also went through a week of having things shoved down his throat.
We talk of the magic that is Propofol.
Steve wouldn't stop texting Dave while he was at the doctor.
We talk about how much cooler old people are in 2021.
Steve's son had a track meet, and Steve has thoughts.
Dave shares a tender moment with his football coach.
We then hear the story of the poop bucket football...
2021-05-241h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 56 - Hard Nipples, Trucker Speed, and Court NamesDave's shirt shows off his nipples.
Steve really enjoys said nipples.
Body Pumpin' makes Steve stinky.
Dave has turned the corner on vaccine braggarts.
We came really close to one of our biggest guests ever.
We talk about the chaos just off camera on our webcams.
Steve finds a way to bring up dogs again.
Dave tells a story about Mario Lopez being a jackwagon.
Tracy thinks people don't see him as trustworthy.
Dave thinks it might be due to the cancer beard.
We get a brand new minute from Tracy!
We talk trucker speed for some odd reason.
Tracy...
2021-05-171h 06The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 55 - Padded Boxes, Meat Sweats, and Yard ToiletsThis show starts off with the boys in tears of joy after the "Previously On."
If you're in a not-so-good band, always close with "Fight for Your Right."
You have no idea just how dark the pre-show can get.
Steve decided it would be awesome to rock a giraffe apron to the show.
He also talks way too much about pork... and meat sweats.
Which leads Dave into a highly inappropriate story about his butt.
Which leads to another story about Dave's butt from Tracy.
Which leads to Dave telling another story about ice-cream and his butt.
Tracy has a...
2021-05-101h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 54 - Rooftop Poops, Robot Doctors, and Hometown BlottersDave gets sucked into the world of audiofiles.
Steve may have solved his mic issues once and for all...
...and made his wife put up sound foam.
Dave cut his finger opening a vitamin packet with a wine opener.
Dave could see himself living in a big city, but Steve? Not so much.
Tracy goes deep on Curious George.
You have to get dressed to take your dog out to poop on a roof.
We get another riveting driveway update from Steve.
Dave once had a guy give him a very expensive ladder.
Tracy gives a big update on his...
2021-05-031h 11The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 53 - Driveway Marriages, Loverboy Hair, and Prairie MurdersSteve gives us an update on his marriage ending.
Turns out it's all Steve's fault.
Dave hates Steve's bookstore terminology.
The "Previously On" made Dave realize what a dick he can be.
Tracy and Steve hatch the biggest D&S plan the show has ever seen.
Steve is one step above Circus Peanuts.
Dave gets pissed when Steve doesn't notice his Mike Reno hair.
We bust chops on Steve's polo shirt...
...and find out he enjoyed shooting people on Little House on the Prairie.
Tracy fights a motorcycle gang over a dead bird.
Dave's wife put a trampoline together due...
2021-04-261h 22The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 52 - Sick Birds, Inappropriate Minutes and Sperm DonationsWe finally got the band back together!
Dave screwed around and milled a whole new part for his riding mower.
Tracy is taking care of birds, and may have killed one of them.
Wanna see pictures of Tracy's colon? Add him as a friend on Facebook.
Steve "brings the heat" by talking about his driveway...
...and his marriage might end because of it.
We get a BRAND NEW and quite tiny sponsor to the show!
We need to apologize for Tracy's Minute.
Tracy brings us headlines from around the globe!
Dave talks way too long about his sperm donations.
Steve...
2021-04-191h 17The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 51 - Steve, Dave and Not Much ElseTracy is off on assignment, and Steve and Dave are left to pick up the slack.
We look back on how the Dave and Steve Show got started.
We learn about AtomicPotato.com as well as the history of Dave and Steve.
Dave, Steve and Tracy were podcasting before podcasting was cool.
Dave's wife is literally driving him crazy.
We talk about the affairs that we'll very-obviously never have.
Dave got a tube shoved down his nose.
There are COVID tests in the future for Dave's family.
Steve now weighs less than the lie on his Driver's License.
Turns out...
2021-04-121h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 50 - The 50th Show FestivalWe pulled out all of the stops for the 50th show, filmed on location at what Steve has now branded "Podfest."
It's a show like you've never heard before, and one that will require at least one person on the show to get several follow-up shots for various diseases.
We return to our regular show format next week!
2021-04-0513 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 49 - Previously On Clip Show!Tune in for a very special episode of your favorite "Previously On..." clips that kick off each and every episode of The Dave and Steve Show.
And tune in NEXT WEEK for our very special Episode 50 that will be filmed on location from the Dave and Steve Show Festival!
2021-03-2930 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 48 - Bread Farts, Vaccine Braggarts, and New SponsorsDave has so much to talk about that he decides to let the others talk first.
Sports have started back up and it feels great!
Steve canceled his TV provider... but possibly too soon!
We give some more love for our favorite new show, Resident Alien.
Dave throws shade at Webster.
Steve now apparently uses the term "Neurally Diverse."
Turns out Steve also loves OG Sesame Street.
Million Dollar Idea: GopherHawkTipsandTricks.com
Dave's wife overcomes adversity on a number of levels.
We talk nuclear farts and what might cause them.
Stop trying to cut the vaccine line!
We welcome a b...
2021-03-221h 12The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 47 - Pandemic Returns, Motorhead Mondays, and Hamburger CrimesTracy marvels at the amount of stupid stuff that comes out of their faces.
Dave is not happy with last week's show. Tracy disagrees with his unhapiness.
You won't find "Buttrock Genius" on Dave's tombstone.
We talk about the slow return to normal as the vaccine roles out.
Tracy wants to do what he wants when he wants to do it.
Steve's family is more than ready for him to return to work.
Tracy tells the story of the time he got Dave's legs all wet with his crotch-bottle.
We fondly remember Motorhead Monday.
Steve and his wife worked it...
2021-03-151h 08The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 46 - Net Worths, Orphaned Clips, and Math ProblemsTracy loves talking multiple times about his nuts.
There is nothing professional about this show.
Dave fakes being a math genius with his family.
Steve's son often gives him the "nevermind" if Steve's wife is in the room.
Tracy kid had to interview for his private kindergarten.
Turns out not much gets Tracy as fired up as math does.
Tracy went on another bike ride. Tune in next week for... another bike ride.
Steve and his wife like to body pump in the kitchen.
We get a new Minute from Tracy!
We briefly talk bike nuts for the second week...
2021-03-081h 21The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 45 - Hairy Metals, Cosplay Mechanics, and Bike ShortsSteve is dressed as a mechanic... a humming bird feeder mechanic.
Dave went to a hotel, and forgot his silverware.
Dave went to a hotel, and forgot his corkscrew.
Dave went to a hotel, and forgot his Steve.
Steve lost his most prized possession.
We learn what the true definition of an emergency is.
Seattle is now a ghost town.
Dave and his buddy had band practice online and no longer need Steve.
The drummer is always the last one to set up.
Tracy took a really long bike ride in the sun.
Turns out only Dave squishes his nuts...
2021-03-011h 20The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 44 - Glistening Sons, Tax Seasons, and Romantic GetawaysJust moments into the episode, the show goes sideways.
Seattle got snow, and the city went sideways.
Dave's daughter lost her phone in the snow.
Tracy shoveled snow in a borderline inappropriate fashion.
Dave doesn't own an ice scraper. Steve owns many.
Tracy is wearing a sash for some odd reason.
Dave owed in taxes.
Steve still hasn't gotten paid for his taxes.
Tracy has yet to do his taxes... ever.
Dave needs yet another surgery.
A child interrupts the show.
We hear a brand new Minute from Tracy!
Dave and his wife are going to a hotel. To not...
2021-02-221h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 43 - Show Delays, Snowy Days and Casino DecaysShow Note: On top of all of the technical issues that plagued us when getting this show in the can, we ALSO had an internet outage here at The Dave and Steve Show Studios, and thus had to post the show a day late. Apologies, and we will return to our normal Monday show day next week!
We talk of Steve's technical woes...
Seattle got snow, and Seattle shut down.
We talk American Chinese food, and how ketchup and sugar make anything good.
Dave lost a member of the family, and his name was Evil Cooter.
The guys...
2021-02-161h 02The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 42 - Jason WrobelOur very special guest for this episode is Coach, Author, Speaker and Comedian, Mr. Jason Wrobel!
Jason joins us at the top of the show to bring his humorous slant to being a vegan, life in Los Angeles, and why he chose to dip his toes in the stand up comedy waters! It's a hilarious and insightful discussion into Jason's career and how he got his own show on The Food Network. We also come up with a brand new treat called... well... foreskin calamari.
Stick around after the interview as St...
2021-02-081h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 41 - Nerd Punk, Date Rashes, and Unlocked VehiclesEpisode 41 is in the can, and you won't believe the overwhelming volume of topics we cover in this zig-zag of a podcast!
Dave is old and can't see.
Turns out that eating right and exercising makes you lose weight!
We do a non-commercial for Noom.
Tracy has become a shoe-shopper.
We learn what nerd punk is, and Dave still gets it totally wrong.
Dave wandered around New York shopping for boots and got a bowel obstruction.
Steve thought he might have Covid, but it was just a rash...
We get a new wiener Minute from Tracy!
We have...
2021-02-011h 09The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 40 - Penis Bites, Inappropriate Shorts, and Shiny WienermobilesYes, that is Adam Carolla sort of plugging our show to kick things off! We used to be kind of a big deal...
Tracy tries out a new position for this week's show, and it includes an octopus!
Dave gets sentimental about his kids getting taller.
Dave also wore wildly inappropriate shorts to coach youth sports.
We spend far too much time talking about the eradication of moles.
Steve had an unfortunate encounter with a dog... and his penis.
Tracy's kid is getting into the show. It's really catching on!
Dave's kid got a shot IN HIS TONGUE.
...
2021-01-251h 05The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 39 - Rukari AustinWe've got a special show today, as we get to sit down and talk to Rukari Austin. Rukari is an influential voice in the video game community, having interviewed celebrities like Vin Diesel, athletes such as All-Pro NFL star, Richard Sherman, and even some guy named The Rock. Never heard of that last one, but we figured we'd throw it in anyway! He's also hosted massive events, and taking stages in front of thousands of eyeballs to demo cutting edge new games.
Rukari has amazing stories to tell, so tune in for a listen, and t...
2021-01-181h 12The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 38 - Energetic Hosts, Poopy Icicles, and Family TraditionsWe bring the heat on this show! We had a laid back New Year's show, but we are back with an absolute vengeance on Show 38.
We bring the ENERGY on this show!
Steve brings the energy by talking about putting away his Christmas decorations.
Steve's dog eats batteries.
Tracy's last trip to the Orthodontist required a colonoscopy.
Mountain bikes can't keep up with electric bikes.
Dave recalls what deathtraps old 3-wheeler ATVs were.
We bring you a brand new Blotter!
Tracy tees up a brand new Minute.
We learn how to play Zoom call pranks.
Tracy b...
2021-01-111h 26The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 37 - Pizza Deliveries, Back Hairs, and Failed ResolutionsA short and sweet New Year's episode from the gang, focusing on reflecting on the positives in what was a very tough year, as well as looking forward to the new year to come!
(Also, we talk far too long about back hair.)
If you haven't yet, by all means check out last week's on-location show from The North Pole!
Dave had a pizza delivered to a pizza.
Tracy celebrated early, and then celebrated again.
We talk about The Space Needle screensaver show. We weren't fans.
Steve watched Tenet, and was thoroughly confused.
Dave watched Fatman, a...
2021-01-041h 03The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 36 - The Dave and Steve Show Go to the North PoleOur very special Christmas episode has arrived just in time for the big day!
Join Dave, Steve and Tracy as they travel north to the land of Santa, and try to right their wrong of many years ago. Filled with surprise guests, and old favorites, this episode is exactly what you need to get into the 2020 Christmas spirit!
Happy Holidays from your friends at The Dave and Steve Show!
2020-12-2418 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 35 - Elf Calls, Decked Halls and Festive FusionThe gang is on a plane as we speak, headed to the magical North Pole for their special Christmas episode, but before they left they managed to record their 35th show filled with Holiday Magic!
Tracy was on FIRE last week!
Dave makes a phone call to the North Pole to set up our Christmas trip!
Sprinkles the Elf is in fine form.
Steve explains what the hell V-Drums are.
Tracy is damn good at the saxophone.
Dave tells about the time he was arrested and taken to a real police station.
We get a brand ne...
2020-12-191h 25The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 34 - Gift Guides, Christmas Bands, and Muscle MinutesThe gang is really getting into the festive spirit now, and have a show packed with more than a few Holiday Surprises!
Dave is really in the Christmas spirit, but don't talk to him in January.
Steve always tries to get his boss a little something special around this time of year.
Put out a gift basket for your delivery drivers! Maybe even a gift card or two!
Dave's son took a Sex Ed class from Cyberpunk 2077.
Tracy took his son to the magical model train store and got spotted in public.
Steve used an app t...
2020-12-121h 28The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 33 - Thanksgiving Sides, Turkey Butts, and Baby PantsBack for more after stuffing our faces full of Thanksgiving turkey, the gang returns for the first show of December and bring with them a whole mess of topics and crazy stories!
A Christmas special is coming, and you won't want to miss it!
Tracy showed his butt to a turkey.
The gang is squarely divided on Thanksgiving side dishes.
Steve bought something called a "test turkey."
Someone on the show got a new dog!
Dave hit "the neighbor lottery."
Tracy went for a run with his kid and wound up getting called names.
Dave and T...
2020-12-051h 17The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 32 - Thanksgiving Best of Special!New to The Dave and Steve Show or have a friend who has never heard it before? This is the episode for you!
Tracy brings us the most magical moments of the 2020 return of The Dave and Steve Show, including a bit of behind the scenes, and a few surprises thrown into the mix.
If you celebrate Thanksgiving, we hope it's a great one! For the rest of you, have a great weekend, and we'll see you back here for an all-new Show 32 this time next week!
Que...
2020-11-2630 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 31 - Board Games, Rough Starts, and Extra TimeThe gang is back in the studio for Episode 31, and while it gets off to a rocky start, they manage to right the ship and bring you another episode PACKED with content!
After being out of the studio for a couple of weeks, the gang is just a bit rusty.
Tracy would not stop posting about how much he hates people posting about the election.
Dave had to snooze Tracy on Facebook.
Tracy talks soccer and the concept of Extra Time.
Turns out Tracy had a bit of a health scare. He's okay now!
Tracy has n...
2020-11-201h 25The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 30 - The Dave and Steve Show Celebrate HalloweenIn this special on-location episode, Steve attempts to show Dave and Tracy why he won't shut up about his favorite place on earth. Listen along as they grab their trick-or-treat candy bags and head for Kansas where they learn that the most terrifying thing of all... IS BOREDOM!
It's a very special episode recorded over the Halloween break that you won't want to miss! And we will be back in the studios next week with all of your favorite segments and podcast content that only The Dave and Steve show can bring you!
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2020-11-1422 minThe Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 29 - Roomba Poops, Hipster Hats and Sax SolosShow number 29 is easily the best show we've done since Show number 28!
Dave's robot vacuum found the dog poop.
The cat peed on the Les Paul.
Dave should have let the nice lesbian couple know a long time ago.
Tracy sent alcohol to a stranger.
Steve's other Steve died.
Does the hat look good on Steve?
Tracy goes all in on the saxophone, and Dave has questions.
We get an AMAZING new Minute from Tracy.
Tracy fell out of his chair during the break.
Tracy is going to be live streaming his first ever viewing of "The Goonies!"
...
2020-10-311h 21The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 28 - Scary Movies, Great Pumpkins, and Debate NightsEpisode 28 is here and IN YOUR FACE! The show is so damn good that Dave isn't even going to write a description because we all know it wouldn't do this great content the justice that it deserves.
(Also, it's his daughter's Birthday and he's got better things to do!)
If you've got a question or comment for the show, hit us up at: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com
2020-10-241h 24The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 27 - Bad Backs, Show Stoppages and Pooper ScoopersShow number 27 could be our most "unique" show yet!
We talk of EVH's passing.
Dave's got a bad back.
Steve and Dave scooped poop while dressed like breakdancers.
Nobody wants to do the One Chip Challenge.
Tracy found a way to make conferences less boring... and more boring.
Steve has some sweet tips for getting a rental car upgrade.
Steve has some sweet tips for getting free drinks on an airplane.
Tracy was a firefighter on an airplane.
Dave shares the story of a co-worker who tossed their cookies on a plane.
Steve cheated on us with another...
2020-10-171h 14The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 26 - Angry Birds, Panic Attacks and Robotic CatsEpisode 26 is in the can, in your earholes, and IN YOUR FACE!
Doing a non-political show in these highly-political times is a real pain in the ass!
Dave had a massive panic attack for the first time ever.
Tracy got poked in various spots, but ultimately got good news!
Steve is leaving us for another show... or at least trying to.
Steve also has a GREAT idea for a videogame.
Tracy brings us Headlines from around the world!
We get a brand new Russian Minute from Tracy.
We end the show talking about things around the h...
2020-10-061h 25The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 25 - The Gang's All Here!A very special 25th episode brings the guys into the studio TOGETHER for the first time ever!
Live in studio and together for the first time!
2 minutes in and things go to sh*t when Steve pulls on a cord.
Kids once again ruin everything.
The story of the time Dave's wife hit his new car.
Steve met a General who can't perform laser eye surgery.
We talk Weekend at Bernie's.
Tracy played Minecraft with his family and found that family is gonna' family.
A brand new Tracy's Minute!
We spend far too much time talking BJ and...
2020-09-291h 07The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 24 - Guard Dogs, Smoky Skies and Terry CrewsShow number 24 is here to punch you square in the ear holes. It's all over the road, it's random and beautiful, and it's downright entertaining!
Steve bought a killer attack dog.
Dave is once again having issues with technology.
9 cigarettes a day ain't that bad.
Tracy rides to live and lives to ride.
Dave bought a piece of exercise equipment that he will never use.
Why is there not an 80s on-demand service?!?!?
Tracy brings us headlines from around the globe.
6 month old kids named Rich are kind of dicks.
We wrap the show with Dave telling the...
2020-09-231h 16The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 23 - Fridge Talks, Transparent Bathrooms, and School QuizzesShow #23 is everything you came to love from Show #22, but one number higher!
Dave had problems with his bank.
Fridges are far too fancy for their own good.
We talk fridges.
We talk fridges some more.
Then we talk earplugs.
A brand new episode of The Hometown Blotter!
The gang is firmly divided on the subject of clarinets.
Tracy brings us the Headlines from around the globe.
A brand New Tracy's Minute!
We end the show talking back to school, including a very special back to school quiz for Tracy!
Questions or comments for the s...
2020-09-151h 18The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 22 - Street Wrestling, Gender Reveals, and Cow HeadsTracy is back and we are in full force, bringing you close to 90 minutes of face-punching hilarity!
Tracy's kids are back in school.
We discuss the next watch-a-long with Tracy.
Steve can't talk about his washing machine, his shed, his peach water, his DVDs or his backyard.
Steve ordered running shoes for the pool.
Don't give Steve medical attention if you see him out jogging with his wife.
Dave almost showed his kids a snuff film by accident.
Documentaries on David Arquette and Suzie Quatro.
Tracy brings us Headlines from around the world.
Dave doesn't care about your...
2020-09-081h 23The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 21 - Jackie is Back!Show number 21 of The Dave and Steve Show brings us a FULL HOUR of our very special co-host, Jackie Kashian!
One of our all time favorites guests, Jackie returns to sit in and crack-wise through 60 minutes of content that only The Dave and Steve Show can bring you.
Jackie is here, Tracy is not.
School is starting back up, and parents everywhere are freaking out.
Steve makes a new game for the Tandy.
The gang is all battling with various forms of virus-related blues.
Jackie talks life on the road, and what it's been like being h...
2020-09-011h 05The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 20 - Action Park's Andy MulvihillOur special guest for this episode is Andy Mulvihill, son of famed Action Park creator, Gene Mulvihill.
Andy is the co-author of the book, "Action Park: Fast Times, Wild Rides, and the Untold Story of America's Most Dangerous Theme Park," and joins us to share some wild and entertaining stories from his book and his life growing up at Action Park in New Jersey. Taken directly from the book's description on Amazon:
"Citizen Kane does Adventureland." —The Washington Post
The outlandish, hilarious, terrifying, and almost impossible-to-believe story of the legendary, dangerous amuseme...
2020-08-251h 16The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 19 - Theme Parks, Long Hair, and Bread in a CanTracy is back, the gang is all here, and we hit you with just over an hour of highly-entertaining topics.
Dave installed an HVAC system (not really.)
Steve doesn't believe in doctors and has never had surgery.
A doctor once licked chocolate off of Steve's nose.
Steve bought bread in a can.
Tracy's kid loves to hear Steve talk about washing machines.
Tracy went to a theme park and saw a kid fall out of a helicopter.
The guys really enjoy water-based theme park rides.
We get a brand new Tracy's Minute!
The gang wraps things u...
2020-08-181h 17The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 18 - Dave, Steve, and NOTHING ELSETracy is out this week, so Steve and Dave decide to take a walk down memory lane, briefly chronicling their 40+ years of friendship. If you've ever wondered how they got to know each other, or why their chemistry is so solid, this show will go a long way in explaining it to you!
Tracy should be back next week, and we'll be back to our normal format. For now, enjoy this very special episode!
2020-08-131h 15The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 17 - Remote Cabins, Surplus Sod, and Tracy Cuts FootlooseAfter a week off, the gang is back with one of the most entertaining shows we've ever put in the can. Lots of energy and laughs throughout, as we charge through a variety of topics!
Dave got fat at a cabin and got yelled at by an old man.
Dave came back from vacation grumpy and took it out on social media.
We weigh in on the NBA's (and major league sports) handling of "crowds" in the age of Covid.
Tracy watched Footloose for the first time ever, and the results were amazing.
Steve ordered too m...
2020-08-041h 25The Dave and Steve ShowEpisode 16 - Sound Troubles, Derailed Trains, and Evil CootersFirst things first: Apologies for this week's show sounding as if it was recorded on a CB radio in a truck hauling beer from Texarkana. Dave screwed something up with the recording and has been properly reprimanded as a result. Tune in next week to see if we figure it out!
Tracy waits for the passengers to board, and then tips the train over.
Dave gives the chainsaw update that you've all been waiting for.
We learn what "The Evil Cooter" is.
A kid on a motorcycle pulled Dave over for looking shifty.
Tracy went on a...
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