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The Funnie Papers105. A Message From Planet Bottom / The Doug Live Action MusicalFor the holidays this year, The Funnie Papers provides you, gentle reader, with a review of the last and easily most cursed piece of Doug media ever produced -- The Disney Live Action Musical. Link to the show for masochists/historians: https://youtu.be/8Gx92i67ppc Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-12-221h 34

The Funnie Papers104. The End of Doug / A Nickelodeon RetrospectiveThat's it folks. Nickelodeon Doug is complete. The Lore is chronicled and the book is closed. Join us for one last look while we talk about what it all meant. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-09-291h 03

The Funnie Papers103. The Funnie Five Stages of Grief / Doug‘s Bad TripDoug? He's been dead for well on twenty-eight years now, friend. Tragic story. Sit a spell, and if you're good I'll leave out the part about the bug ranch. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-09-2257 min

The Funnie Papers102. Mr Buttsavich / Doug GraduatesThe absolute perfect ending to 'Doug' is to have the canonically final event happen during the first of the two 12 minute shorts. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-09-1559 min

The Funnie Papers101. Uncle Happy‘s Old Clown Horse / Doug Way Out WestNo really who put a dumpster on a cliff edge in the middle of the woods. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-09-081h 12

The Funnie Papers100. Truth or Doug / Doug Throws a PartyWe regret to inform you that Doug contained the first sex scene shown on Nickelodeon. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-09-011h 02

The Funnie Papers099. Baloney and Ranch Lasagna / Doug's Sister ActIn this episode we explore a nightmare world where any of Doug's family aside from Judy had dynamic character traits. We also say the words "diaped up" a lot. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-08-251h 17

The Funnie Papers098. Dougin' in the Garden of Good and Evil / Doug's in the MoneyThe writers got into a massive fight over this episode, where Doug finds a bunch of money, and not the one where they threatened to kill a dog for Christmas. We don't get it either. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-08-181h 03

The Funnie Papers097. The Gang Puts Porkchop Down / Doug's Christmas StoryPick which part is less Christmas-y: us releasing this episode in mid-August, or the writers making it about the town threatening to kill Doug's talking dog. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-08-111h 26

The Funnie Papers096. According to the Rules / Doug's BabysitterIn an episode that is surprisingly structurally sound, Autocrat Mary Poppins shows up and it's up to Doug to get her laid. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-08-041h 04

The Funnie Papers095. DoomsDoug Prepper / Doug Ripped Off!Mr. Dink's body count is unknown, but the various manhunts for him in the Northwest have a price tag in the low eight figures. He no doubt appreciates this. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-07-2958 min

The Funnie Papers094. Skeeter's Good Brain / Doug's Brainy BuddyIf it turns out that one of your friends is smarter than you are, it means they are plotting to put you in a diaper and run experiments on you. Remain vigilant. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-07-211h 04

The Funnie Papers093. The Zero Hole Policy / Doug's Treasure HuntThe law is absolute. But in this episode we find a crack in the Bluff family facade. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-07-141h 03

The Funnie PapersInterlude: The Funnie Papers Fanfiction HourWe're off this week but here is some extremely powerful fanfiction to hold you over. And per "Beets Zero: The Forever Bus" rules, an hour is right around ten minutes. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-07-0709 min

The Funnie Papers091. THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP / Doug Clobbers PattiI'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Funnie Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than President Buttsavage thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against Fast Fists Funnie in Bonkomania III, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the President of the World Bonko Federation, Fast Fists Funnie is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cr...2021-06-301h 08

The Funnie Papers090. VoteQuest 1993 / Doug RunsThis episode taught us that the only bad thing a politician can do is care too much about their children. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-06-231h 13

The Funnie Papers089. The First Thursday / Doug's Fan ClubOur second grader, who art in a tree, hallowed be thy pig puppet. Thy magic trick come, thy will be done, to Munk-Munk as it is on Thursdays. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-06-161h 14

The Funnie Papers088. The American Dream / Doug's Birthday PresentThey say you can still hear the ghosts of the family photo places killed by smartphones, if you stick your phone in a pot of boiling corn syrup. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-06-0957 min

The Funnie Papers087. The Puzzle God is Duly Rewarded / Doug's Mail Order ManiaIn the modern day Doug reboot there is absolutely going to be an episode about a Yakestonesian email scam, isn't there. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-06-021h 01

The Funnie Papers086. Doug InVests / Doug En VogueDougCoin is going to where it was always going: a crippling round of existential depression. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-05-2656 min

The Funnie Papers085. Doug Sells His Soul / Doug's Halloween AdventureMickenmaus is a Viscount of Hell, who commands three legions. He causes children to delight in artists suffering, and can make dreams real at a terrible price. He appears as a lion with the head of a dog, and holding a sword of light. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-05-191h 15

The Funnie Papers084. Schrodinger's Grandma / Doug Tips the ScalesToday The Funnie Papers goes to war to determine which plane of grandma reality is real. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-05-121h 10

The Funnie Papers083. Doug of a Salesman / Doug Door-to-DoorThis is like if Breaking Bad ended with some kid saying "gee your candy makes people jittery" so Walter stopped making it. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-05-051h 01

The Funnie Papers082. M'lady Porkchop / Doug and Patti Sittin' in a TreeIn an episode that starts utterly unmoored from reality and only gets worse, Doug imagines dating Patti Mayonnaise. Also Professor Oogie tries to teach him how sex works. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-04-2859 min

The Funnie Papers081. WWF's Mr. Perfect / Doug's Bum RapListen, kids! Mr. Footballman needs YOUR HELP to solve World Hungee, but he needs YOUR English test and social security number to do it! Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-04-211h 11

The Funnie Papers080. FOOTBALL / Doug's Big FeatMuch to our distress, this is an actually good episode of Doug. Thankfully Coach Spitz returns and covers himself in goo so we have something to talk about. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-04-141h 03

The Funnie Papers079. Mail Fraud with Mistress Ninja / Doug's Math ProblemWhat the hell is this "math" stuff you people are talking about. This is the worst train I've ever been on. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-04-071h 05

The Funnie PapersBB12. The Child BazingaSheldon explains why it is logic and science to hate children, and we're right there with him, on this, the twelfth episode of your favorite Big Bang Theory podcast. This episode releases on April 1st, right? Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-03-311h 09

The Funnie Papers077. He Came, He Saw, He Honkered / Doug's Magic Act"Pathologically Creepy" - Liver City Tribune "Formative for a generation of incels" - Bluffington Post "It's not even a good magic trick" - Wizards Weekly Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-03-2458 min

The Funnie Papers076. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Doug / Doug's Great Beet War (Doug Operation Moody School)Moody School Motto: Do not waste poetry, Try to touch all the doors, Do not touch beets, Try to hurt the Neo-Hegalian Clown whenever you see Him. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-03-171h 09

The Funnie Papers075. Bangin' on Doug (TrashMan) / Doug's Garage BandMuch like the one Star Trek episode that the Desperate Housewives lady got her start on, this episode was the start to the of the musical career of Clown Number One Likes To F. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-03-101h 07

The Funnie Papers074. Get You A Lady Who Can Eat Sheet Metal / Doug and the Yard of DoomWhy aren't dogs romanceable NPCs in The Sandlot Expanded Universe Video Game. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-03-031h 03

The Funnie Papers073. Doug is Hamburger Boy / Doug is Hamburger BoyDoug is Hamburger Boy. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-02-241h 07

The Funnie Papers072. How Do You Do, Fellow Dougs / Doug's Shock TherapyHappy Valentine's Day! Here's an episode about a 40 year old emotionally manipulating Doug. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-02-171h 00

The Funnie Papers071. Doug Gets Scared, Again / Doug's Nightmare on Jumbo StreetAt some point during this episode about Doug being scared of a movie we mention something about Welch's Peanut Butter. It is critical that you do not Google whether or not we are lying. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-02-101h 06

The Funnie Papers070. The Wolf of Jumbo Street / Doug Inc.Yonder is the Crystal Cave, there you will find The Business. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-02-031h 17

The Funnie Papers069. The D-Man Woman Haters Club / Doug and the Little LiarDoug more or less asks the tired and stupid old question, "women, am I right, fellas??" Also this is episode 69 so nice. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-01-271h 08

The Funnie Papers068. Doug is Number One / Doug's Hot PropertyOur lawyers have advised us that there is not and has never been any other meaning to the term Number One. Let's talk about comic books! Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-01-201h 09

The Funnie Papers067. The Recycling Industrial Complex / Doug's Monster MovieThis episode is about literal trash in addition to the usual simply thematic trash. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-01-1359 min

The Funnie Papers066. Doug and the Silent Majority / Doug's CartoonTop scientists believe politics began in the year 1993. The search for a cure continues. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2021-01-061h 05

The Funnie Papers065. The Funnie Furryball / Doug on FirstIn a clear reference to the classic play "Waiting for Godot," while the titular furry fun ball is referred to, we never actually see it. This show is smart, and also about baseball. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-12-301h 04

The Funnie Papers064. World's Best Sub / Doug's New TeacherDoug gets obsessed with his hot new substitute teacher and then fantasizes about showing his class an adult magazine. This is not a bit and took place on this Nickelodeon television show. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-12-231h 15

The Funnie Papers063. Doug Backseat Games / Doug's Behind the WheelWelcome, travellers, to the Bumper Car Murder Tower! To pass its gates you must answer me these questions three! ... ... ... DINO LOSER. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-12-161h 03

The Funnie Papers062. Sic Semper Sleeches / Doug and the Weird KidsIt's Latin for Thus Always to Play Video Games Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-12-091h 07

The Funnie Papers061. Doug's Dad Parents Real Bad / Doug Flies a KiteSam wanted to call this one "The Funnie Five Inches" but that lil' gem has been relegated to the description. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-12-021h 02

The Funnie Papers060. David Cronenberg's Doug / Doug's Huge ZitIt is somehow appropriate that the hosts of this podcast made self insert appearances on the episode of Doug that can be best described as "body horror." Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-11-2559 min

The Funnie Papers059. Requiem for a Large Pink Man / Doug's Big BrawlDoug gets in a fight for totally incomprehensible reasons. As a natural result, we talk about Dragon Ball Z lore for a number of minutes. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-11-181h 04

The Funnie Papers058. Mr Computer's School of Business / Doug's Career AnxietyLET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS // TO DEFEAT // THE DOUGS Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-11-111h 13

The Funnie Papers057. The One Where Skeeter Eats Dog Food / Doug's Pet CapadesThe amount of times we have had our crackpot theories about this show reinforced is astonishing. Now we just have to figure out who 'Larry' really is. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-11-041h 00

The Funnie Papers056. Dougvengers: Douggame / Doug's Comic CollaborationPlease release the gritty Snyder cut of Quailman Vs Silver Skeeter: Doug of Justice. This lore must be explored. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-10-281h 07

The Funnie Papers055. The House on Tragedy Street / Doug Rocks the HouseWhy did Mayor White build Tragedy Street anyway? In this episode Doug battles with the question of if it's a good idea to listen to your friends' problems. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-10-211h 02

The Funnie Papers054. Doug and the Worst One Yet / Doug is Slave for a DaySo who's ready for a white guy to talk about how his sister being mean is basically the same thing as slavery? Man this shit is just the worst. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-10-141h 04

The Funnie Papers053. Doug and the Secret of the Mystery / Doug and Patty P.I.In an actually good episode of Doug (?!?!?!) we are introduced to Doug Whiz and debate the merits of relying on intuition vs evidence when solving a mystery. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-10-071h 04

The Funnie Papers052. Cats Go OooOOOoOo / Doug's Fat CatHappy one year anniversary of The Funnie Papers! In this episode we are forced to revisit the theory of Dale = Stinky. We also explore possible monetization strategies used by ancient civilizations. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-09-301h 06

The Funnie Papers051. The Ogieverse / Doug's Lucky HatIn the finale of season two, Doug wrestles with the concept of divinity. It then suplexes him directly into the pavement. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-09-231h 14

The Funnie Papers050. Doug D.A.R.E.s to Game / Doug's Lost WeekendControls: DPad moves Doug around, Porkchop follows. A picks up a quarter, talks to somebody, murders a chipmunk and/or Roger. B talks to Porkchop. Select shows your podcast's previous episodes. Start blows up JimFort. (this is another video game episode) Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-09-161h 14

The Funnie Papers049. On Dougly Ground / Doug Goes HollywoodThe title is a Steven Seagal reference. If you understood that, well, trap sprung I guess. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-09-091h 13

The Funnie Papers048. Buff Do[u]g / Doug Pumps UpIn possibly the weirdest episode yet, Doug and Porkchop get jacked as hell and wear speedos. It's a great joke and everyone loves it. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-09-021h 09

The Funnie Papers047. Shakespeare In Dougve / Doug's Worst NightmareIn the latest retelling of a previous plot line, Doug wishes to remind you that Shakespeare exists. Also it is theorized that we, the hosts of The Funnie Papers, may be stuck in a time loop and have written / are currently writing the show's scripts. Sorry. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-08-261h 06

The Funnie Papers046. The Time Break / Doug's on StageIn one of our weirdest episodes yet, tHe clock turns back to onE possibLe beginning thread of the time break, ProdUction epiSode 18. Roger is the pot roast of hospitality, skebah bee beep bah. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-08-191h 05

The Funnie Papers045. Tales From the Mouth Chair / Doug's Dental Disaster - Ft. Actual Doctor(2) Steve FakelastnameIn 1967, British spy Smash Adams thwarts an assassination attempt by his nemesis Dr. Decay in a London nightclub. Dr. Decay escapes in a space rocket and cryogenically freezes himself. Adams volunteers to be placed into cryostasis in case Dr. Decay returns in the future. Thirty years later, in 1992, Doug returns to discover his henchman AlsoDoug has developed Dougcon, the legitimate front of Doug's empire, into a multibillion-dollar enterprise. Uninterested in business, Dr. Doug conspires to steal nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage for 1 million DougCoin. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com...2020-08-121h 19

The Funnie Papers044. Beets Zero: The Forever Bus / Doug's Hot TicketThe concept of spacetime takes a bright red dump in a diner toilet. Presumably this is beet related. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-08-051h 02

The Funnie Papers043. Yeet the Beets / Doug Meets RoboBoneBefore naming this episode we double checked the definition of yeet on Google. Turns out, one of the "people also ask" questions related to this is "What does OK Boomer mean?" ............so uh anyway here's Doug. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-07-291h 07

The Funnie Papers042. Generate a Nude Dink / Doug on the TrailA year has passed since Nature Doms Doug. This Bluff Scouts episode is much less horny, but significantly more naked. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-07-221h 06

The Funnie Papers041. Are You Afraid of the Doug? / Doug on His OwnDoug gets trapped in the basement and so too do we. Please send help. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-07-151h 01

The Funnie Papers040. Project Red Eyes / Doug's Derby DilemmaCOVER HAS BEEN BLOWN. RACERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED WACKY. REPEAT, RACERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED WACKY. RECONVENE AT MOUNT SAINT BUSTER FOR DEBRIEF. -SB Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-07-081h 06

The Funnie Papers039. The Beetcracker. Sweet. / Doug Wears TightsOur understanding of the True Doug Timeline continues to grow and fragment further as Vampire Princess Leia teaches Doug to dance. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-07-011h 01

The Funnie Papers038. No Cousin Melvin / Doug's a Big Fat LiarIs lying bad? Who's to say. Let's all go to a hoedown instead! Yeehaw! (No, Cousin Melvin) Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-06-241h 04

The Funnie Papers037. The News Was Always Bad / Doug's Big NewsYou see, the joke is that news media has always been a source of misery AND fundamentally flawed, as Doug demonstrates here. Also you see Lamar Bone's naked ass in this episode. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-06-171h 02

The Funnie Papers036. A Larger Doug / Doug Saves RogerIn this episode Jinkins inexplicably owns us by having another thirty-something devote all of his brief existence to making Doug's life worse. We're beginning to suspect the man knew something. Listings of places to donate to protester bail funds: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/george-floyd-protests-how-to-help-bail-funds https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/george-floyd-protests-bail-funds-police-brutality-black-lives-matter-1008259/ Some voices to listen to: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNRdDcxM7tQk79Bnq1HtMlsRH81-8JBjs Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniep...2020-06-101h 04

The Funnie Papers035. Ceci N'est Pas Une Doug / Doug's a GeniusDoug presents us with a treatise on modern and postmodern art and his opinion is exactly what you might expect. We really should have brought in an actual artist as a guest on this one, huh. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-05-271h 05

The Funnie Papers034. Quailman the Covid Truther / Doug Battles the Rulemeister - Ft. Actual Doctor Kate FakelastnameWe are joined by Kate, an actual doctor, to discuss a distressingly topical episode of Doug. Check out Kate's awesome writing at: https://inmedicalres.tumblr.com/ Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-05-201h 11

The Funnie Papers033. The Ashen Haired Sorcerer / Doug Meets FentruckBluffington continues to act as a hub of Lovecraftian knowledge when Doug meets the new foreign exchange student, Fentruck. Thankfully, this episode doesn't quite reach Lovecraftian levels of racism. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-05-131h 03

The Funnie Papers032. More Like Liver and Dum-yuns / Doug's Dinner DateHa HAAAaaaa! Got em. This episode features Doug's attempt to eat liver and onions in order to claim a dukedom. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-05-061h 02

The Funnie Papers031. Cowpoke Peter's School of Clown Bondage / Doug's on TVChildren's television from the 70s was so horrifying it severely reduced Mike's audio quality. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-04-2959 min

The Funnie Papers030. The Importance of Not Being Doug / Doug's Secret Admirer - Ft. Another Mike aka IrishWe are joined by another core influence for the creation of The Funnie Papers, Irish Mike, to witness Doug's first kiss and the ensuing fallout of really bizarre moral takeaways. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-04-221h 15

The Funnie Papers029. A Wasteland for Morality / Doug Vs The Klotzoid Zombies - Ft. Brok from Damage BoostBrok from Damage Boost joins us once again for the most morally repugnant episode of Doug yet. Doug informs us what being a friend means to him and how he feels about a corporate media empire. Connect with Brok at: https://open.spotify.com/show/2he96eh9EI6K2DJBZDrZM3 https://twitter.com/Damageboostpod Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-04-151h 07

The Funnie Papers028. Doug's First Gamer Moment / Doug's Got No Gift - Ft. Brok from Damage BoostWe are joined by Brok from his podcast Damage Boost as we go off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of balls (pin, beet, other). Connect with Brok at: https://open.spotify.com/show/2he96eh9EI6K2DJBZDrZM3 https://twitter.com/Damageboostpod Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-04-081h 04

The Funnie Papers027. The Song That Will End Time / Doug's Secret Song - Ft. Talya TavorDespite social distancing instructions, we are joined by known cooties-carrier Talya Tavor to discuss music, sleepovers, and a new level of conspiracy yet unexplored by our studies. Connect with Talya at: https://www.instagram.com/tavor_official/ https://www.facebook.com/tavor.music/ https://tavor.bandcamp.com/ Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2020-04-011h 11

The Funnie Papers026. Who Framed Roger Klotz / Doug Takes the CaseDoug season 2 kicks off as our garbage noire detective hero attempts to please a local oligarch in the only way he knows how, doing effectively nothing. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-03-2558 min

The Funnie Papers025. Doug Is Over (If You Want It) / Doug Says GoodbyeDoug season 1 concludes with an episode described by many reviewers as "so totally avoidable" and "there is no escape from this prison." https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-03-181h 06

The Funnie Papers024. Sir Douglas Goes His Own Way / Doug's Fair LadyWe've reached the season 1 finale, Dear Reader. With Dougbrains fully formed, our Grand Unified Doug theories are herein proven to be utter gospel truth. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-03-111h 06

The Funnie Papers023. Coach Spitz on Sexism / Doug Out in Left FieldThanks to this episode, we now know that Doug should officially be classified as Anime. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-03-041h 00

The Funnie PapersJourney to the Center of Flat Earth / Doug is QuailmanAn episode filtered almost entirely through Doug's subconscious brings some key insights about the greater Doug mythos to the podcast. Additional topics include chemistry, Italy, and the simultaneously flat/hollow earth. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-02-261h 13

The Funnie PapersAdults Only Tugboat Time / Doug Loses DaleLooking after a baby is hard, especially when you're eleven. When Doug's friend Skeeter asks him to watch his little brother for the afternoon, he gets in all sorts of PUTTHEMASKON https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-02-191h 03

The Funnie PapersPizza Doug[h] / Doug's Cookin'The 'H' Stands for "He dipped a banana in pizza sauce and then ate it and it wasn't even the worst part of this episode." https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-02-121h 11

The Funnie PapersLive and Let Doug / Doug's DoodleSir Douglas Yancy Funnie is the main protagonist of the Doug franchise. He is a British secret agent and Dr. Evil's brother. He was presumably born around the mid-1930s, cryogenically frozen in the late 1960s and resurrected in the late 1990s. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers/ https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-02-051h 10

The Funnie PapersA Portrait of the Fartist as a Dumb Man / Doug's Runaway JournalRIP James Joyce, shot with a crossbow by Baby Yoda. Please do not google Joyce's works referenced in this episode. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers/ https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-01-291h 04

The Funnie PapersDoug Eat Doug Capitalism / Doug Needs MoneyYou broke my grill? You broke my grill?!?!? You B R O K E my GRILL?!?!?!!! https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers/ https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-01-221h 05

The Funnie PapersThe Military InDougstrial Complex / Doug's Big CatchYou know how once upon a time a boring guy on the eastern seaboard wrote a story about a whaling trip gone bad and it defined his life? Imagine that book but instead of the chapter about sperm there's a chapter where your neighbor gets mugged by a fish. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers/ https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-01-151h 00

The Funnie PapersMad Dog's Dubious Picnic / Doug on the Wild SideGod we were so close getting a structurally "good" episode of Doug. Then it became jarringly apparent that mouth noises are not always an appropriate stand in for musical instruments. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers/ https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-01-081h 01

The Funnie PapersThe Barber At the End of Time / Doug Gets His Ears LoweredDoug has 8 hairs and it takes 12 minutes to cut all of them. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2020-01-011h 06

The Funnie PapersQuailman and the Broken Justice System / Doug to the RescueWherein we are introduced to Quailman and then somehow things get worse. https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ 2019-12-2559 min

The Funnie PapersSky Davis's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden / Doug's Cool Shoes - Ft Steve KThe boys bring on cartoon savant and pending* Twitch** partner*** Steve K to discuss stinky feet, Sweat Hogs, and tips on shooting free throws at pick up basketball games. We also unpack the complicated and troubling history of American Imperialism through the lens of the 1980s cartoon Dinosaucers. Check out Steve's amazing writing at https://afewshortstories.net/ and check back here soon to find a link to his Twitch page once he actually makes the dang thing. Send us your interpretations of Skeeter's shoes at: https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2019-12-181h 22

The Funnie PapersOld Clown Road / Doug's No Dummy - Ft. Colby BurnettJoined again by Jeopardy Champion and Cranial Wizard Colby Burnett, The Funnie Papers delves into the secrets of Uncle Happy's Old Clown Trunk and Doug's unending quest for self worth. What mysteries do you imagine the Old Clown Trunk contains? Send us your theories/art/[non]fiction: https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2019-12-111h 03

The Funnie PapersMayor Good Boy Gets His Treats / Doug Is Mayor For The Day - Ft. Colby BurnettMulti-time Jeopardy champion and all around brain genius Colby Burnett joins The Funnie Papers to explore the internal politics of Bluffington and chronicle Doug's aspirations to the Ice Cream Throne. 2019-12-041h 14

The Funnie PapersThe Case of Lamar "Mister" Bone / Doug Didn't Do ItEverything Is Extremely Normal Today. No Part Of This Is Strange. Venerate The Idol. Check out Mike's guest spot on Damage Boost: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4LlMmyhA8O7OCCwQ5SwX4v?si=ojWEvhNCRfOrLN8rHRVQoA 2019-11-271h 07

The Funnie PapersIn Memory of Art / Doug Can't Dig ItI saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Doug, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Bluffington streets at dawn looking for an angry fix. For more Doug themed poetry: https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2019-11-2057 min

The Funnie PapersBeet the Meets / Doug RocksReissued for its 50th anniversary, Beets Me remains a singular entry in the Beets’ catalog. It is the strange result of a bizarre set of personal, professional, and cultural circumstances. Also Roger was probably there. Please be our big twitter friend: https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2019-11-1357 min

The Funnie PapersNature Doms Doug / Doug Takes a HikeOh no its the Boy Scouts episode. Please sub to this podcast like how Doug does to a tree. Also, we have a Twitter now! Please share your Big Doug Thoughts with us: https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 2019-11-061h 05