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Thrones & SconesMerry Christmas! (Shadow Demon Baby)The boys are back in your RSS feed with one of the hottest tracks of 2019.
No, it shouldn't have taken this long.
No, a joke we made in Season 2 isn't really relevant anymore.
But yes, we did it anyway.
Ladies and Gentlemen....Shadow Demon Baby.
2019-12-2402 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Game of Thrones: SERIES REVIEW (ft. Rob Bullock)Well y'all...We've made it.After all the recaps, all the nonsense, and all of the tasty, flaky baked goods...It's time to wrap it up.
Here's our overall series review, with our friend Rob Bullock joining us once again. Make sure to check him out on "& Rob's Your Uncle"
Thanks for everything, guys! It's been an absolute pleasure, and whenever we figure out what's coming next for us, we'll be back here to let you know.
-Tony, Hans, & Jeremey
2019-06-122h 09
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 8 RECAPThe word was "barring." Barring...Not that hard to remember...duh.Anyway, enjoy our semi-long-winded recap of Game of Thrones: Season 8.
2019-06-051h 47
Thrones & SconesBONUS - The 5 P's (Thrones & Scones Update)Jeremey is NOT here this week. Tony and Hans sit down to tell ya why, shoot the shit, talk about the future of the show, and give you sneak peak behind the curtain into their proprietary scone review algorithm. Enjoy this odd little break from the norm; We'll be back with our Season 8 recap next week.
2019-05-291h 36
Thrones & SconesS8 E6: All Out Of Cooking FatThe LAST EVER Game of Thrones episode dropped, so...Should we talk about it? We tackle "The Iron Throne." (And even we can't agree with each other through the whole thing)Let's do this!
2019-05-221h 54
Thrones & SconesS8 E5: Shit...Goes...Down...Sorry for the late upload, but your boys are her to tackle Season 8, Episode 5..."The Bells"
Are you one of the many online haters of this episode? First of all, please stop you're making Tony sad...And secondly, tune in to see if we can mumble and jumble our way through convincing you not to be so down in the dumps...But #NoPromises
2019-05-161h 32
Thrones & SconesS8 E4: Danye West(eros)Things are a mess after the Battle of Winterfell, and Jon and Dany have to passive aggressively put the pieces back together. Oh, characters also continue to die and break our hearts...And ghost continues to get thoroughly shat upon.
2019-05-081h 17
Thrones & SconesS8 E3: "The Long Night"No not-so-clever semi-humorous title today...It's too big...The Long Night, the Battle of Winterfell...Whatever you want to call it, we want to talk about it, so set your mind for 90 minutes of blabbering nonsense and join us!
2019-05-011h 31
Thrones & SconesS8 E2: They Would Never Do THAT!It's one of these rare episodes where we don't change locations and NOBODY dies. Seriously, not even some random dude in the background. But plenty of crazy stuff happens, and we're here to chat all about it!
2019-04-241h 18
Thrones & SconesS8 E1: Just Suck ItJon rides a dragon, Bran becomes a meme, and Cersei is heartbroken over the lack of elephants. As for the boys? Well, we're back for the new season with new scones and plenty of terrible theories. Let's do it!
2019-04-171h 16
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 8 Predictions (ft. Rob Bullock)It is FINALLY time...No more wishy washy speculation. It's time to nut up or shut up and make some concrete predictions about the near future of Game of Thrones. Rob Bullock from "& Rob's Your Uncle" joins us once again AND we've got another special guest...Let's do this! *Sorry for the late upload. Enjoy!*
2019-04-131h 49
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Conspiracy Theories (ft. Casey)Throw the format out the window! It's time to huddle 'round the trash can fire with your tinfoil hats and spout nonsense about the weirdest possible outcomes of Game of Thrones Season 8...It's conspiracy theory time!!! *Thanks to Casey for joining us*
*Apologies for the minor audio clipping*
2019-04-101h 36
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 7 RECAP (ft. Rob Bullock)Time to give Season 7 the recap treatment. Rob joins us once again and conversation gets...Well, at this point you probably expect it to get a little nonsensical, right?Catch Rob on "& Rob's Your Uncle" wherever you find podcasts! (www.ARYUsite.com)
2019-04-051h 17
Thrones & SconesS7 E7: It's YUGE!Friends. Throners. Countrymen. Lend us your ears...We have come to end Season 7...Not to start it...Time to start wrapping things up with the recap! This is the last episode of a normal format, so be sure to tune in and see what we've got coming up ahead of and throughout the release of Season 8!
2019-04-0348 min
Thrones & SconesS7 E6: Because Magic...All I'm saying is that if we don't see at least 1 tasteful pair of undead boobs before the end of the show next month, then we can hardly classify the program as "good." I've got expectations from R-Rated High Fantasy and I'm sorry Game of Thrones, but you're just not meeting the threshold here...
2019-04-0134 min
Thrones & SconesS7 E5: The Slow BlinkWe're all a bunch of pacifist nerds, but Hans has a foolproof strategy if ever he has to throwdown. Let's just say...Don't get in a fight with Hans...
2019-03-2945 min
Thrones & SconesS7 E4: Dragons! YAASSS!This episode has one of my all time favorite GoT scenes in it, and it almost makes up for really slow start to Season 7. Also, Daenerys should sound more like an annoying tween...It would make the show 100% better.
*Re-uploaded*
2019-03-2836 min
Thrones & SconesS7 E3: Double-U, Double-U, Double-U DotSeason 7 has been a little slow so far, I'm not gonna lie. Thankfully, some shots get fired in "The Queen's Justice" and stuff starts poppin' off!
2019-03-2727 min
Thrones & SconesS7 E2: Barren Daenerys & Smirnoff IceWe lose track of things A LOT in this one...But at this point, I would have that you've come to expect it...
2019-03-2639 min
Thrones & SconesS7 E1: Navel OrangesWe discuss the truly important things in life, get over our heads with some dissection of controversial issues, and...Oh yeah...We recap Season 7 Episode 1!
2019-03-2543 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 6 RECAPSorry for the crazy delay! Blame poorly timed Windows updates and some foolish drunkenness. Time to recap Season 6!
2019-03-241h 11
Thrones & SconesS6 E10: A HumdingerHoly balls, season 6 has been pretty great...And it ends....With a BANG! Get it?? 'Cause...'Cause of the explosion?
2019-03-2235 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E9: The Best Episode? (ft. Daniel Newkirk)It's the most awarded episode in Game of Thrones history...Strike that...The most awarded single episode of any show EVER! Does it stand up to the hype? Daniel Newkirk from "Damage Control Podcasting" joins us to discuss! #BattleOfTheBastards
Find Daniel and crew - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyrYCIUTuFDN3VzNGOGTJIQ
2019-03-211h 01
Thrones & SconesS6 E8: Daenerys Targaryen - The Ultimate WhiteNo, no, wait...The Ultimate WIGHT! W-I-G-H-T....Wight...Not White...We're not racist...
2019-03-2033 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E7: She Has...Dumps Like a Truck?!It's true...Coriander and Cilantro are the SAME THING! Oh...And Game of Thrones Season 6 is still happening. We're loving it!
2019-03-1927 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E6: Questionable EmojisY'all we are getting so freakin' close to the end of this series I can almost taste it. Oh wait...Perhaps those are the scones? I guess you'll have to tune in to find out.
2019-03-1846 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E5: It's Breakfast, BitchHold the door. Hold the door. Hold the door. Holdthe door. Holdthedoor. Holddadoor. Holdadoor. Holdoor. Holdoor....Hodor...Hodor.
2019-03-1536 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E4: GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!Is "Game of Thrones" pushing their hippie-dippie feminist agenda on us?! Jeremey would like to make that case, but Tony and Hans aren't so sure.
2019-03-1436 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E3: Varys Ain't No DiddlerThe mere mention of a Batman impression sets us off on a 20 minute superhero tangent. But we get to Game of Thrones eventually. I promise!
2019-03-1336 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E2: Mixed Berries and Mixed FeelingsI'm starting to think that we really don't care about Game of Thrones. Today's nonsense chit chat includes the superior flavors of sparkling water, terrible impressions, and old fridges.
2019-03-1251 min
Thrones & SconesS6 E1: Shipping WoesIn the "Game of Package Delivery Thrones" it almost seems that nobody is worthy of being king...Tensions get heated as cases get made...Oh, and in regular "Game of Thrones" news...It's time to start Season 6.
2019-03-1144 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 5 RECAP (ft. Rob Bullock)Rob is back in the longest-form, most nonsensical season recap yet! Find Rob on "& Rob's Your Uncle" wherever you get podcasts!
2019-03-091h 34
Thrones & SconesS5 E10: Who Decided To Do This?Season 5 stumbled out the gate, but we've got to hand it to them...They finished freakin' STRONG! #YouDownWithGoT?
2019-03-0833 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E9: It's A DownerRest in peace my beloved cinnamon roll. Too pure for this world. All you wanted to do was teach people to read and have a friend. But the night was dark and full of assholes, so your time has come. #RIP
2019-03-0742 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E8: My Toaster Uses InstagramFinally we get some action...ALL THE ACTION! Not sure it was worth the wait, but it's here so let's talk about it.
2019-03-0639 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E7: That's What's Been Bothering You?Season 5...PLEASE! Do something! Literally, anything at all!!! ...sigh...
2019-03-0536 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E6: Raw-Doggin' The BagelSomething's up with this episode. I just can't quite put my finger on it...#YouDownWithGoT? #AreWe?
2019-03-0430 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E5: Links To Our ThingsYou know...I'm starting to question the motives and decisions of Stannis Baratheon. But I'm sure it's just a phase. Surely he won't make worse decisions down the road...
2019-03-0127 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E4: See Those Warriors From Dorne? They Have Curved Swords...The "Sons of the Harpy" continue to harass Dany and crew while Jamie and Bronn's plan to subtly infiltrate an entire nation without being noticed with their main character-ass faces somehow doesn't work as intended...
2019-02-2829 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E3: A Pretty Nice Wedding, ThoughIt might be the first murder-free wedding in the series...LAME! At least we get a little beheading at thee wall to chat about.
2019-02-2741 min
Thrones & SconesOur New ASMR PodcastWe get your hair standing on end as we try our hand at ASMR. Then we talk a mountain of shit about 3D movies! (Some Game of Thrones discussion happens as well...I think...)
2019-02-2628 min
Thrones & SconesS5 E1: Elevator Conversations Are AwkwardNot a super solid start, Season 5...It's a little slow, but we've got some scones to add some excitement. You ain't getting that anywhere else...Right?!
2019-02-2533 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 4 RECAPAnother season down...Time to decide where Season 4 ranks among the show, and to talk extensively about beer...Obviously.
2019-02-231h 02
Thrones & SconesS4 E10: The Philosopher's Clam CrateAnd just like that, Season 4 comes to a close...Will this finale pack more excitement than the last? Will Tyrion die? Will we finally run out of scones? Tune in and find out! #YouDownWithGoT?
2019-02-2236 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E9: Work That Winch, Boy!It's another round of massive excitement for today's episode! We're at the wall...And so are the Wildlings! #YouDownWithGoT?
2019-02-2121 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E8: We've All Been ThereRamsay's "in" and Jorah's "out"...Something doesn't seem right.BUT, that Mountain VS Viper fight scene tho...#YouDownWithGoT?
2019-02-2028 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E7: Porn Power PlayJamie can't help Tyrion...Bronn can't help Tyrion...SOMEONE HELP TYRION!#YouDownWithGoT?!
2019-02-1923 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E6: Thrones and....Cookies?!We're back for another week, and almost forget what kind of baked good champions this podcast! #YouDownWithGoT?
2019-02-1834 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E5: Dwayne "The Mountain" JohnsonThis is a great episode...You might not guess it by the episode since we spend literally half of it talking about the best actors of our generation...But it's great.
2019-02-1542 min
Thrones & SconesLadies and Gentlemen...Ser Pouce!!!Hey look, we see the Night King in this episode...The ultimate Game of Thrones villain!! Yeah, but there's also a cat called "Ser Pounce," so...Who really cares about the Night King?
2019-02-1437 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E3: I Don't Even Know What The Point Was...We're so unbelievably put off by Jamie's character-breaking decision to sexually assault his sister, so...Let's just talk about ice cream instead??
2019-02-1333 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E2: Expositional Corn NuggetsHey look, there's another wedding! I'm sure everything will be fine...
2019-02-1233 min
Thrones & SconesS4 E1: Not So Subtle CannibalismWe meet some new characters (Some are great, and some...Well, eat human flesh...) and we owe Shae a big apology.
2019-02-1127 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS - Season 3 RECAP (ft. Rob Bullock)Season 3 is one of the best...So why, on Earth, do we get so sidetracked??If you can follow the craziness, we invite you in to round out yet another season.
*Thanks to Rob Bullock from "& Rob's Your Uncle" for joining us again!
2019-02-091h 16
Thrones & SconesS3 E10: Ramsay.GIFThe week has apparently made us quite slap-happy, so join us for these Friday shenanigans as we rap up the week AND Season 3!
2019-02-0834 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E9: Man, This Party Really Died...Have you heard of a little something called The Red Wedding?It's time for "The Reins of Castamere."
2019-02-0736 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E8: Nailed That EpDany's side of the world sees some action and Stannis is the world's most naturally gifted geneticist. Who knew?
2019-02-0622 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E7: Ectomy, Otomy, IntomyWe discuss the intricate duality of themes playing out all around Westeros in this episode...And we talk about butts. Also #PoorTheon
2019-02-0539 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E6: Once Touched TipsApparently climbing The Wall wouldn't actually be that hard...Well, at least according to the overly-confident internet trolls. Also, Tywin Lannister definitely has some experimentation-shame...
2019-02-0434 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E5: Juan Snow's PeckerWe meet a few more characters, set up a few more disasters, and do a few more offensive accents...Seems like a pretty standard Friday to me.
2019-02-0132 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E4: 10% Thrones, 10% Scones, 80% Taco Bell...We tackle Jamie's injuries, Ramsay's psychopathy, and Dany's epic moments...And then we talk in excess about fast food.
2019-01-3134 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E3: Find A New GrandpaRobb Stark continues to make mistakes, but have you met his uncle? Oh, and Jeremey makes a new best friend!
2019-01-3031 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E2: Some People Like It...It's time for "Dark Wings, Dark Words." But mostly, it's time to introduce 48 new characters, try to keep up with everyone, fail, and then just eat scones instead...
2019-01-2934 min
Thrones & SconesS3 E1: She Foresucketh HimJeremey's is still a little medicated at this point, so strap in for a certainly silly and slightly off-topic Monday. Time to jump in to season 3!
2019-01-2834 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS: Season 2 RecapWe got together to discuss the intricacies of Season 2, but...Jeremey had a vasectomy so we HAD to spend some serious time on that. Obviously.
2019-01-2645 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E10: Never Get Married For LoveWe've made our way through yet another season of Game of Thrones. Lessons not to forget in the Season 2 Finale: -Valar Morghulis -Never Marry For Love-If you promise to sexually defile the corpse of a lazy soldier, please give us more details on how you intend to keep track of that...*Apologies again for the audio issues. All should be well for the bonus episode tomorrow!*
2019-01-2535 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E9: The Hound And His CorpsesWhat a freaking amazing episode...Edge of your seat from start to finish, join us to recap "Blackwater." *Apologies for the audio issues in this episode and the next. Normality will resume shortly*
2019-01-2430 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E8: Exposition, Plot Twists, and Nacho FriesThis episode is all over the place...We absolutely, 100% do not run in a straight line here, so do your best to follow along!
2019-01-2332 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E7: Periods and Wet DreamsIn today's episode, 3 males discuss the intricacies of menstruation...Oh, and Game of Thrones....And scones...
2019-01-2231 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E6: Theon's "Master Stroke"By "The Old God and The New," things are starting to pick up for Season 2! Even in Qarth. (Barely, but still...) The boys are back for another week, so grab your pastries and hop in!
2019-01-2129 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E5: You Guys Make Scones Often?Theon makes stupid choices, Daenerys makes no choices at all, and Arya becomes "The Ghost of Harrenhal."As for Hans, Tony and Jeremey...They're already stressing over running out of scones.
2019-01-1835 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E4: The Most Boring Episode YetI'm talking about "Game of Thrones" not our podcast, right? RIGHT?! Renly get's a very violent peter-pan treatment, Dany yawns in Qarth, and we explore Joffrey's psyche.
2019-01-1733 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E3: Unqualified TheologiansSome days we can't even keep names and locations straight, but TODAY we're going head first into a deep discussion about Westerosi religions. Oh, and don't worry...We do a terrible job as per usual.
2019-01-1633 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E2: Jendry and Cesery at WinterhelmDo you have trouble keeping up with all of the characters and places in Game of Thrones? Well just wait until we inadvertently create EVEN MORE!
2019-01-1539 min
Thrones & SconesS2 E1: STDs Running RampantIt's time to start tackling Season 2....Do we have our shit together yet? Well, we mess up the scones and miss all our talking points, so...You tell me
2019-01-1428 min
Thrones & SconesBONUS: Season 1 Recap (ft. Rob Bullock)Rob from "& Rob's Your Uncle" joins the boys for a recap of Game of Thrones, Season 1...They also take about Smash Bros. and dicks, so...Pretty standard stuff, really.
2019-01-1256 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E10: Kick You In The Balls To DeathAre you telling me Season 1 does NOT end with Ned's death?!Well, damn...There's so much more to cover! Thanks for joining us all throughout Season 1. We've got a special recap episode coming to you tomorrow, and we'll jump right into Season 2, scones in hand, on Monday.
2019-01-1134 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E9: THRONESPLOSION!It's a crazy hectic episode and the boys struggle to keep up...*In memory of Ned Stark*
2019-01-1031 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E8: Who's Manscaping Hodor?Oh, come on...Don't act like you don't want to know...This episode is about 30% pube conversations. You've been warned.
2019-01-0931 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E7: Semi-Consensual Bedfellows"You Win or You Die" Not only does the cast actually say "Game of Thrones" in this episode....BUT! It's also jam-freakin'-packed with content. (And by content, I of course mean dope dialogue, awesome action, and wiggly wieners)
2019-01-0828 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E6: Pregnancy Is An ExcuseThe boys are back for another week, and some more Thrones-reviewing action...We've got the scones handy, so join us for continued shenanigans as we take a look at what is quite possibly the best GoT episode thus far..."A Golden Crown"
2019-01-0725 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E5: My Mind Was On DingleberriesHalf way through the first season, the boys close out their first week with more Thrones & Scones action for "The Wolf and The Lion." There's big plot points happening, and some #equality in regards to the Good, Bad, and Jugglies.
**Apologies for the sound issues these past two episodes. We've got it fixed after this one, and the audio will return to normal next week!**
2019-01-0422 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E4: Hanky PankyIn Episode 4, who among the "Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things" delivers the best performance? And which podcast host can't quite get names straight?
**Apologies for the sound issues on this episode and the next. We had some recording issues.**
2019-01-0323 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E3: Are You Talking About Bran?!The boys are tired and confused, the scones are dry as always, but the action continues...Let's settle in for "Lord Snow" (Where we, ironically, talk very little about Jon Snow...)
2019-01-0224 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E2: World's Greatest DetectiveCatelyn's detective skills are top-tier, and Joffrey is a bitch...What else is new? Episode 2 of Season 1 is here! On Thrones & Scones!
2019-01-0124 min
Thrones & SconesS1 E1: Foreshadowing ForeplayIt's the pilot, yo! "Winter is Coming" and Hans, Tony, and Jeremey recap the first ever episode of Game of Thrones!
2018-12-3121 min
Thrones & SconesEpisode 0 - Intro: Consummate The PodcastHans, Tony, and Jeremey lay down the details for "Thrones & Scones," a brand new podcast that combines the beauty of HBO's favorite show and the driest, flakiest breakfast pastries available. What can you expect from the show? Tune in and find out!
2018-12-2206 min