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Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight Season 16 REUNION RECAPHey Til Death Do Us Recappers ~ we have returned for one final episode recapping MAFS NASHVILLE, and we're covering Reunion Part 1 and 2! Surprise surprise, things were a bit anticlimactic and overwrought. We still have plenty to talk about, though. Jasmine came with the right energy, and we were here for it. Nicole and Chris are living happily ever after. Dominique was on our screens for way too long. And the MIXED MESSAGES Award goes to SHAQUILLE. He regrets his choice which was made for a million reasons and a prophet we're barely going to gloss over, but he will...2023-07-0256 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S. 16 e. 23 - SEASON FINALE SHMINALEAmazing how less climactic a season finale hits when the audience has been ready for it for a whole month. *SIDE EYE* Look, as predicted, Married at First Sight Nashville Season Finale (episode 23) was a lot of produced nonsense, with a side of audacity and absurdity. Why are the two people who lasted 11 days suddenly main characters on our televisions? Why does Shaquille feel entitled to Kirsten's friendship and vulnerability when he just asked her for a divorce on national television? Why did Dom think Gil would be impressed by her #MAFSexperience? It's all giving *AUDACI-TEA*
Join u...2023-06-1039 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.21&22- FLUFFY & FUNNY & FRIVOLOUSOy, friends, where to begin with Married at First Sight Nashville episode 21 & 22? We laugh a whole lot in this week's episode but... what are we REALLY covering? Because aside from Shaq dumping Kirsten, and Jasmine getting her groove back, everything feels like highly produced, frivolous, fluff! That said, there are plenty of golden moments to dissect and WTFs to scream - be it Dominyque eating AT everyone at the group dinner, Clint describing his recent release as a NASA launch, Gina & Mack's pointless date, the list goes on and we keep it under an hour. Get to listening! :)
2023-06-0354 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.20 - DECISION DAY PART 1Can you believe we're here? Can you also believe that there are somehow 6 more episodes of this season? We can't either. First things first, we have to apologize for the sound issues this week. Tim's mic was in and out so hopefully that isn't too distracting for you. We finally have some decisions, folks! Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 20 gave us final decisions on 3/4 of our couples, and although there weren't many surprises per se', we still have PLENTY to dissect and LOL about. Join us!
ALSO, do you have a current romantic conundrum you want...2023-05-2039 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.19 - Stop Blowing Smoke (Up Their Asses & Ours)WE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT! We made it through what was often a slog of a season and Decision Day is finally upon us. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 19 brought us last ditch efforts that felt like too little too late for most. Mack is still scheming and dreaming of a future with Gina and thinks he's fooling us. A kayak ride and some words aren't gonna save Airris and Jasmine no matter what the experts try and convince us. Shaquille is still ruminating on grievances from the week before and somehow Pastor Cal is calling...2023-05-141h 08Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.18 - Unearned Gooch FeathersHoly Moly, people. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 18 brought us some audacity of the highest order. We're not sure what made us roll our eyes more: Mack pretending he cares about Clint when he really is just trying to snag Clint’s wife, Shaq acting baffled by Kirsten needing more connection after seeing that overhead cam footage, or Pastor Cal & Dr. Pep acting shocked that Gina and Clint could be saved by watching a movie. Also, remind us when Airris earned that pole dance? We are counting down the days til everyone gets REAL real, but we have pl...2023-05-071h 04Til Death Do Us RecapMAFS S.16 e.17 - Timber Sports and Convos on RepeatOkay ya'll, this week we are keeping it short and sweet and to the point. Let's be honest, the best things to come out of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 17, were the LOLs over cringey moments like the saloon/wench role play, Clint on the verge of hurling, and a Dinosaur-dress-up pressure campaign. Outside of Airris' shock at missing someone, and Clint's bombshell about "off-camera Gina" vs. "on-camera Gina" on Afterparty, we didn't get a whole lot of new info! We're in the 9th inning of this wild and often arduous ride folks - we know we can...2023-04-2934 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.16 - Retreat or Re-tread?We are only 9 days from Decision Day, friends, and this Couple's Retreat was a welcome way to break up the monotony. And even so, not a whole lot HAPPENED in Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 16. We're used to couples in the throws of big tensions and potential fights by now, and instead we've got more matter of fact discussion of the same problems they've all been talking about for most of the season. Our biggest shocker was Airris being crowned king. Our biggest question marks at this point are who, if anyone, will say yes on D-Day, in...2023-04-2355 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.15 - Emergency Therapy WeekHey there! We took a week off and let's be honest... we didn't miss a whole lot. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 14 AND 15 reminded us of one thing - most of these couples are just too.far.gone. All the emergency therapy sessions in the world won't save these couples from themselves 12 days before Decision Day, and it's honestly getting hard to watch! Kirsten and Shaquille can't properly communicate with each other ... but at least they're having sex? Airris keeps screwing the pooch and Jasmine has had enough - WHY didn't they throw in the towel when Dr...2023-04-1554 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e. 13 - Stuck in Second GearOkay friends, this week's assignment on Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 13, was for the couples to dig deeper. To talk about childhood and reflect on how it makes them who they are today, as individuals, and in relationship. The thing is, we're worried the dynamics are stuck in second gear for... most of these couples. And a letter to your childhood self is just not gonna cut it here. Kirsten has Shaq on a see-saw, and the expectations are getting to be too much to keep up with. Airris is finally ready to bare his soul and Jasmine...2023-04-011h 04Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.12 - Too Little Crust Too Late?Hey folks, better late than never, right? Think of our recap this week as the perfectly timed refresher before we head into episode 13 of Married at First Sight, Season 16. Right out of the gate, we address the controversy over Crust as a metaphor for love. Leave it to a pizza savant to throw us for a loop as we realize maybe too many of us have been imagining the crust of a sourdough boule', when really we should have been visualizing a piece of pizza. Did the couples go as deep as this epiphany?! You're going to have to...2023-03-281h 07Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.11 - WHERE IS THE CRUST?Okay people, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 11 was Montheversary week. And we're not feeling so hopeful for anyone other than Chris and Nicole. Kirsten keeps moving the goalpost for what Shaq needs to do so that SHE can open up, and is taking little to no responsibility. Shaquille is getting tired of it and we are too. Surprise surprise, Airris had no contribution of value to his depressing montheversary date OR the group dinner. We started feeling hopeful for Clint and Gina only to remember there is tape of him kissing Domynique in the future. WTF. 4 more weeks...2023-03-181h 15Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S. 16 e. 10 - Never Have We EverOn Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 10 this past week, our couples are in week 3 of their marriages and trying to go deeper. Well, some of them are. Airris gives Jasmine a mediocre care taking grade after she MADE HIM SOUP FROM SCRATCH, and decides the deepest he wants to go is finding out if Jasmine has had orgies or cheated on people like him... all while PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER COMPLETELY INCORRECTLY. AND shaming her. Chris puts a big foot in his mouth and Nicole is anxiously awaiting, "I love you." Shaq and Kirsten are Bickery Betties...2023-03-1256 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.9 - Housewarmings & Cold ShouldersWe are officially in the thick of it, folks. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 9 brought some closer together, and some so far apart they've left the building. BUT FIRST, it must be said, we have had our SECOND MAFS Season 16 cast member slide into our DMs to share that they are pod listeners, AND expound a little on their perspective from past episodes. Listen here to find out who ;) We have a divorce. We have housewarming parties. We have a group meet up. Some bonds are growing stronger, and some bonds are withering. We have MUCH to discuss...2023-03-041h 15Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.8 - The Defiant OnesOkay folks, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 8 brought with it plenty of drama for us to dissect. Our cast is back home and the fantasy bubbles have popped. We were surprised to see how many of them were willing to defy the basic stucture and requirements of this social experiment. It's looking like two couples will not be moving in together at all, and one couple is already making future plans to live separately after the experiment. WTF is going on?! All of this and so much more. Let's get into it!
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2023-02-251h 11Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.7 - Exude and ExonerateMarried at First Sight Season 16 episode 7 wrapped up honeymoon time and takes us right into move-ins. Ginger-Gate shockingly resolves itself, and our biggest stressors are where Chris & Nicole's dogs will go, Mack and Dom's continual misunderstandings, and Airris being... Airris. Afterparty can not be slept on, as there's always at least one big nugget reveal. This week did not disappoint, and it appears Jasmine and Airris are up against much more than the episode let on. #InstagramDrama #AirrisisaHoe Let's talk about it!
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https://w...2023-02-181h 06Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.6 - Bald Heads, Bad Jokes, & Back BreaksMarried at First Sight Season 16 episode 6 kicked it all up a notch this week!!! The group is coming together and things are getting more chaotic. If we have to hear the phrase back-break around sexual intercourse again, we're leaving. Where does Airris get off thinking he is a 12 for anyone right now? Same thoughts go for Cantankerous Clint. Mack and Dom seem doomed, Shaquille probably doesn't stand a chance with NFK (No Fun Kirsten) since she keeps moving the goal post, and the phrase "I specialize in redheads" is forever seared in our hearts and minds. We have MUCH...2023-02-111h 16Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.5- #STOPBACONSHAMINGOkay friends, we are finally in the juicy zone this week with Married at First Sight, Season 16 episode 5. These couples are thrust right into focused, quality one-on-one time and the results are.... mixed. Airris seems to be treating the experience like he's still just trying to pick someone up at the bar. And he can't stop BACON SHAMING Jasmine or asking to be fed. We're over it. Clint and Gina are awk and Gina might have sped up their demise with her attraction comments. Mackinley thinks he's hilarious and.... he's objectively not. Awkwardness abounds and we have lots to...2023-02-041h 20Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.4 - More Questions Than AnswersFriends, we have made it. This week of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 4 was our final step in the long ass journey we have been on to get to what we like to call... THE REAL JUICY STUFF (aka honeymoons, moving in, when the real shit goes down). We finish wedding night, witness everyone's morning glow, and watch everyone get varying levels of grilled by their new spouse's family. What in the hell happens between this day of Clint and Gina absolutely gushing over each other, and the dreaded douchey upcoming convo where Clint tells the group he's...2023-01-281h 10Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.3 - A Little Bit of WhiplashOkay folks, we are back this week BURSTING with opinions about our latest episode of Married at First Sight Season 16. We were downloading information left and right this week, between things our cast members said about themselves, things they didn't, things their friends and family said about them, etc etc! We almost let ourselves get worried and sympathetic towards Airris and his animal shelter future, and then he went and said "Get on your knees." Clint thought he said something cute when he said "I've been searching for Mrs. Perfect for years" and we are here to beg to...2023-01-201h 05Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.2 - Necessary FluffThis week on Married at First Sight, we've made it to wedding day in some capacity for all but one of our couples. Shaquille is a certified catch and Kirsten can't seem to appreciate it. Gina is a certified SlayBae and Clint seems too in love with himself to be deserving of her. Airris is a SELF PROFESSED "reformed player", but his family's reaction to him getting married are telling us otherwise. Poor Jasmine. We're sensing some big imbalances in these matches. It's looking like the entire season's success is going to fall on the shoulders of Nicole & Chris...2023-01-1446 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.16 e.1 - Regattas and Old SoulsWe're baaaaack and we're so excited for a new, sure-to-be-chaotic season of Married at First Sight! Married at First Sight Season 16, episode 1, hits us with our 5 new Nashville couples, and surprise surprise, Britt & Tim have a plethora of thoughts. It goes without saying, but Nicole & Chris are our Season 16 beacons of light, and we will accept nothing less than success from them. The end. Kyrsten's expectation scroll is specific, long, and OUT for her to reference at all times. Will she be able to put it down long enough to really see Shaquille for all of his amazingness? Then...2023-01-071h 01Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S. 15 e. 6 - Summer Camp IntensityOh me oh my oh Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 6 brought us the final days of the honeymoon, and the days were CHAULK FULL of summer camp intensity. We got tears, we got betrayal, we got unsolicited opinions that could have far reaching implications!! Mitch the Bitch got to take a breather while the spotlight moved to Binh's judgey checklist and Morgan's strong and absolutist reactions. We're really not sure about this couple and if they have what it takes. Jury is still out if Nate is just highly malleable, or FAKE AF. Lindy appears to have a...2022-08-131h 53Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.15 e. 5 - So Much Boner Tawk!Ok friends, Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 5 did not disappoint, even if a lot of the guys did. We are officially underway ~ already getting into some drama, some disagreements, and some bizarre behavior. These guys (minus Mitch) are horny, and never have we ever had to hear about so many boners in a season before. This week the award goes to Miguel. But all of these guys are very concerned about when the marriages will be consummated by day 3 & 4, and we think they all need to chill out. Mitch "the Radical Extremist" finds a way to be selfish...2022-08-071h 26Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.15 e. 3 & 4- LET’S GOHoly smokes friends ~ This week we are recapping Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 3 AND 4, and there is no shortage of things to discuss! Everyone has gotten married (praise), and most of our couples are now in Mexico. We talk weird first impression dynamics, Mitch the Bitch and all of his terrible social choices so far, overbearing siblings who would freak anyone out, and our opinions on sharing about your boner in real time with all who are around. THE AUDACITY of some of these people!!!! Between Mitch & Krysten, Stacia & Nate, Alexis & Justin, Lindy & Miguel, and Binh & Morgan ~ we...2022-07-301h 37Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.15 e.2 - Mitch the Bitch & More Weddings!Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 2 brought us more first impressions ~ the good, the bad, and the ugly! Will Nate live up to Stacia's checklist? Better yet, will he live up to his OWN hype? Moreover, has anyone ever been more creeped out by a family letter to the new spouse than when we learned Nate is a freak in the sheets? We have to wonder about Miguel's choice in suit as well as his choice to share the Dungeons & Dragons of it all so soon, but Lindy seems to be taking it all in stride. Alexis and Justin...2022-07-1655 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.15 e.1 - FIRST IMPRESSIONSWE'RE BACK! & Holy smokes do we start with a bang. We start with breaking Steve&Noi-from-Season14-NEWS. Then we talk about our gorgina friend who got featured in the Matchmaking episode and ALMOST made it onto MAFS SD, who shared some little tidbits about the audition/application process with us. & Finally, the MAIN course, we dig right into our MAFS San Diego contestants and all of our first impressions! & DAMN do some people make better first impressions than others. If you self proclaim to cause scenes w/ servers at restaurants, or to have "smashed a lot of chicks" in...2022-07-101h 39Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S14 e.20 -THE APOLOGY TOURMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 20 brought us "Where were they in March?" And let's be honest... it was weak sauce. A lot of it felt like
A. Groundhog Day
B. An Apology/PR tour
C. An Alyssa special.
All of which felt like a SNOOZE fest. But hey - Ask us our opinions on a snooze fest, and we're still going to have plenty to say! They eeked out another retreat for us, we got our first ever MAFS Divorce paper-signing, and Noi finally understands that 3 children is a lot...2022-06-0453 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.19 - Reunion Part 2Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 19 Reunion part was.... frustrating. Why did Alyssa get to become a main character of the show? Why is everyone trying to convince us that Katina & Olajuwon are the Couple of the Year? Why were there no cameras on the damn roof where apparently all the most important conversations happened? SO MANY PREGUNTARS. The silver lining was a fiery and confrontational Dr. Viv, Mark getting to speak his truth, and remembering that Steve indeed has a flaw and that is his obsession w/ LED light strings. All of this and so much more in...2022-05-281h 02Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e. 18 - Reunion Part 1 / Loss of Pet & HomeWowowow. In some ways, we didn't get many surprises in this week's Married at First Sight Boston, Reunion Part 1 ep. But in other ways, we were surprised, by how many people DOUBLED DOWN completely on their behavior throughout the season. Which only made the moments of humility stand out more. Between Alyssa and Lindsey we had PLENTY to screech about. Let's talk about it.
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Subscribe, leave us a review, and s...2022-05-231h 01Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.17 - Decision Day Dish!It only took us 17 weeks to get here, but Houston we have FOUR OUT OF FIVE (really four) COUPLES STAYING TOGETHER. We were shocked, gobsmacked, and confuzzled. Which is always a good sign of good reality tv. Some people came in ready to bare their hearts and souls, some came in ready to make sure we all knew why they COULD HAVE said no.... but didn't. LOL. Let's be real, we know we won't get the *realness* until these reunions get under way, but it doesn't mean there isn't still plenty to dissect! This is Olajuwon & Lindsey we're talking...2022-05-141h 04Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.16- DehydratedLook, Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 16 didn't bring us much new, but we couldn't let it just pass us by. Watching everyone's 11th hour strategies/moves/thoughts/desires is telling, even if it's just telling us more of the same. Dehydration was a theme of this episode - dehydrated relationship bonds, muscles, and a first for us on reality television - SPERM. Sit back and listen to Tim & Britt screech and process their final thoughts on these couples before Decision Day. and YES - there is a #DeppvsHeard reference, and some wildly irresponsible human guesses made. Why else...2022-05-011h 16Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.15 - Past Lives & The Patterns They StartMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 15 brought everyone back to their origins, and helped us all see a little more clearly why these people behave the way they do. Olajuwon is tough on Katina because he was raised tough, Lindsey shuts down at the sniff of rejection because she was rejected a lot as a chid, Jasmina is ultra guarded because she had to be as a child... the list goes on. There were touching moments, and then a lot more of the same from everyone. We're still hopelessly hopeful for Michael and Jasmina, even though she IS scaring...2022-04-231h 06Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.14 - A Very Flammable Retreat!Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 14 mixed kerosene and booze and DAMN was it flammable for some of our couples! Steve and Noi spend most of the weekend in tension over instagram stories, and Lindsey manages to drag all parties into her chaos by game night. We have fights, tears, someone eating shit, someone vomiting out a car door and ending up hooked up to an IV. It's no surprise that most of these scenarios include Lindsey. Jasmina & Michael are the only real winning couple of the weekend that bring us growth and misty tears of joy. We've got...2022-04-151h 38Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.13 - A Bucket of B.S.Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 13 only covered two days time, but DAMN we have a lot to unpack! These couples are finally getting individual, focused feedback from the experts, and ohhhh em gee does it bring up a whole bucket of B.S. from the cast members who aren't ready for self evaluation! Katina looks worn down and barely speaks up for herself. Olajuwon goes from telling Katina how she can't cook or grocery shop, to flipping out on Dr. Pep at the mere suggestion that he belittles his wife. We are concerned. There are red flags everywhere...2022-04-091h 35Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.12 - A Swamp of ConfusionWe are BACK with a new episode recapping Married at First Sight, Season 14 episode 12, and we are pretty much drowning in a swamp of confusion. When and how did Olajuwon and Katina make up? Why does he have a neck tattoo in half of these shots? Why is Katina the only one required to romantically gesture? It's about as confusing as Steve still not showing anything concrete to Noi so that she can stop hounding him about not having a job. Or as confusing as her sudden plan to NOT move in with him. But what about Linds & Mark...2022-04-021h 27Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e. 11 - MontheversariesMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 11 brings us lots of high highs and a low for the books. Every single dude except Olajuwon bends over backwards to show their partners they've been paying attention to detail and care a whole lot. We may have gotten misty-eyed a couple of times. HOWEVER, did Olajuwon miss the memo that husbands do indeed ALSO have to try and shower their partners with care? Or that publicly humiliating your wife or screaming over her is not the best route to understanding? Did Lindsey mistakenly think she was invited into O & Katina's personal fight...2022-03-191h 10Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S. 14 e. 10- So Many Body ShotsMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 10 brought us intimacy week, folks, and it did NOT disappoint!! We had visits from Dr. Viv, juicy questions that led to many an explosive disagreement, and a sex basket for everyone. You get a sex basket! And you get a sex basket! And you get a sex basket! Anyways, there are high highs and low lows for everyone. Olajuwon is staying committed to his archaic ideas of what makes a woman and a wife, Jasmina is accusing Michael of all things she actively does to him and interrupting every time he tries to...2022-03-121h 36Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S14 e9- Taskmaster O No!Married at First Sight Sight Season 14 episode 9 was another week of our couples free falling with no expert intervention, and BOY did we get some drama!! Most importantly, Olajuwon has lost his damn mind and thinks he signed up for King at First Sight. We are getting MAJOR burning red flags waving all around him and are close to telling Katina to run for the hills. Between O being an emotionally abusive coach, Lindsey expecting an apology from Mark over BowlingGate, and Jasmina's definition of "tone" including all words/sentences that challenge her, we are a bit tired. There...2022-03-041h 19Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.8 - NoodlegateMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 8 threw up some curveballs and now we're most concerned about one of the couples we naively assumed we'd never have to worry about! Steve & Noi are on the rocks, and in the case of NoodleGate, we're Team Steve. That's not all we have to lament about, though. Lindsay can't keep her shit together and everyone is over it, MTS most of all. We can't quite suss out if Katina is really being herself yet, and ALYSSA. Alyssa is still out here telling lies like she wasn't filmed doing the exact opposite for national...2022-02-261h 22Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.7 - A Speck of HopeBecause of Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 7, we finally get to talk about so much more than YOU KNOW WHO. But it's not QUITE a relief because it means every couple has some things to be nervous about. What should we cover first? MTS's bed bug infested apartment, word "art" decals, or that Lindsey makes him feel like HE'S NOT LIVING IN HIS OWN SKIN? How about Steve's pride in his led tube light-lined ceilings? Or that his freelance dreams make Noi cry? Don't worry, we have some specks of hope though. Especially for Chris, who finally stepped...2022-02-191h 38Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e. 6 - ”I’m a Nice Person!”Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 6 was one for the books, friends. How could we count the times Alyssa made us simultaneously speechless and want to scream?! We're watching a #MAFS villain of the ilk we've never seen before - a commitment and paranoid obsession with making it known that she is indeed a good person, regardless of the fact that she continues to act like a terrible person. As the song goes, "Nothing compares to you," and the truth is most of this episode focuses on Alyssa & Chris because none of the other couples have *real issues* yet...2022-02-121h 30Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.5 - A Whole P**p PicnicWe finally get our first full honeymoon episode in Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 5 and OH EM GEE ya'll it blew up our brains with the amount of drama that unfolded! Where do we even begin? Alyssa claiming to be literally the nicest person ever to literally everyone? Olajuwon revealing to his wife that he had slept with a mother and daughter in the same family in front of an entire boat of people? Or her acting like she didn't mind? Perhaps we should start with Lindsey making every excuse for her bad behavior except the most obvious...2022-02-071h 30Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.4 -Stop Co-opting Good Words, Alyssa!Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 4 was chalk full of new insights and plenty more drama. Alyssa co-opts all of the good therapeutic language that has made our society a better place, and turns into meaningless victim mentality mush. We are PISSED. She pulls out the tears and says "uncomfortable" and "disrespect" a lot, and yet all we're still hearing is "Chris isn't hot enough for me so I refuse to try." And scene. Believe it or not, there's still plenty more to talk about. Lindsey taking us on a rollercoaster ride of loving her to being repulsed by...2022-01-291h 13Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e. 2&3- Abercrombie TearsWe took a week off and we are back at you with a recap of Married at First Sight Season 14, Episode 2 AND 3, aka ALL OF THE WEDDINGS! Where do we even begin? Sure, Alyssa cried reading Chris's beautiful letter, but that was only when she was envisioning an Abercrombie model writing it. Whatever the opposite of love at first sight is? That's how Alyssa feels about Chris. His life vocation of frisbee golf and his friend's insight into his behavior just make everything worse. It's hard to have any hope here or understand why the experts matched these two...2022-01-231h 27Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.14 e.1 - OMG REALLY EXPERTS?It's a New Year and a New season of Married at First Sight is upon us! Season 14 in Boston has begun and oh boy, what a season we have ahead of us. We've got someone who repeatedly refers to themself as MTS paired with the basket case of bubbles and penis jokes. It's hard not to feel like the experts did a lot of "Oh, you think that's the number one thing you don't want? Let's try it anyways!" Between Katina and her severe cheater ex past being paired w/ the self-professed "new and improved" former playboy Olajuwan, and...2022-01-081h 14
Wise and Wine PodcastAnother Married at First Sight Recap with My Brother"There's a bit of me in every one of the guys...except Jose". My happily married, 30-something brother watches "Married at First Sight" and we usually call each other to debrief the show. Since the last episodes aired right before Thanksgiving, we didn't get a chance to catch up so we recorded a bonus episode for my podcast instead. If you want to hear a male perspective on the show and end your week with some light sibling banter, buckle up as we talk about each person and play my adaption of "F**ck, Marry, Kill" called "Punch or Br...2021-12-0352 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight Season 13 FINAL EP- VILLAINS UNITEWe are finishing out the year and the Married at First Sight Season 13 with a bang and a DOUBLE EP RECAP. We got ourselves Reunion Part 2, which felt much more revealing than part 1, and THEN these producers surprised us with a Where Are They Now episode which included a CAST GETAWAY. Who knew?! LOL. Johnny continues to make his case for his right-ness by being a giggling mean girl with Myrla, making a joke at Gil's expense, and calling up Sarah McAss (Bao's ex-best friend of TWENTY years) on Zoom with a glass of wine. Little does he know...2021-11-291h 27Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 18- REUNION PART 1Holy Moly, folks, we got ourselves the juicy Reunion Part 1 we've been waiting for, and it feels fitting that it's also our 50th Til Death Do Us Recap episode! WHERE do we begin?! Gyrla is no more, and we are devastated along with Gil while Myrla's unfeeling ass appears totally and completely unbothered. Was she performing the whole way through? Did she get last minute cold feet when she realized real life was on the horizon? Are her and Johnny an item?! Turns out Brett isn't as innocent as we thought, but overall these two seem to both agree...2021-11-201h 13Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 17 - No RegretsIt's Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 17, folks, and we MADE IT TO D-DAY! Decision Day is upon us, which always leaves room for last minute wildcards, tears, and a healthy dose of bullshitting. This season was no exception. Say what you will about the experts' presence (or lack thereof) this season, but they were not going to beat around any bushes today. Dr. Pepper especially came for the jugular when necessary, and with that we forgive her for being absent 80% of the season. Zack toys with Michaela's head one last time (lol probz not let's be real), Johnny...2021-11-131h 08Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 16 - Blame PieMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 16 was our last before Decision Day ~ we rant and we RAVE today ya'll! We are feeling a type of way about Gil's judgement of Myrla, about Ryan's fake nice guy routine, about Johnny being Johnny, and about Zack playing Michaela. That doesn't mean we find these ladies blameless though. We want Myrla to speak up more, Bao to stop believing so hard in Johnny's potential, and Michaela to stop oversimplifying the magnitude of her blow-up incidents. As for Jose and Rachel... we just don't really know what to say, 'cause after all this...2021-11-081h 14Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills - REUNION PART 3 & 4Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 is over, and Reunion Part 3 & 4 did not disappoint. Erika still can't quite bring herself to take any ownership at all for any of her behavior this season, even explicitly threatening Sutton. Erika can't decide if she's angry that her friends had questions at all, or if she's just angry that they didn't call and ask her quick enough even though her track record proved that any question would come with being screamed at. She also has decided that being called a liar is the worst thing that has ever happened to her, besides...2021-11-0748 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.15 - Bombshell after Bombshell!Wowowow. Welcome to the longest episode of the season because we had bombshell after bombshell with practically every single couple, and we just couldn't skip anything! Most of these couples aren't lookin too hot at this point. Ryan downloaded a dating app and matched with Brett's friend, all on the very day they connected the most they have in weeks. BARF. Johnny went behind Bao's back and shit talked her to her best friend. Rachel spent the night at an ex's house on the fated lock-out night. Michaela comes to therapy as a new soft spoken victim character and...2021-10-311h 53Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.14 - Hurricane at the RetreatHoly shit, ya'll. A hurricane came through the couple's retreat and no one was left unscathed! Except maybe Gyrla (listen all the way through and you'll know who we speak of). The ring-around-the-rosie that is Michaela and Zack's game-playing gets sooo confusing to follow, so quickly, and ultimately explodes on multiple occasions. Ryan is more concerned about "making a scene" in front of others than with telling the truth in his own relationship, and Johnny's priority is avoiding Bao as much as possible this weekend. These boys bond over being shitty husbands and it's the opposite of cute. Silver...2021-10-251h 31Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S. 11 Reunion Part 1 & 2!We're recapping RHOBH Season 11 Reunion Part 1 AND 2 in this ep, friends! Garcelle certainly took a l o t of heat (most of it undeserved in our not so unbiased opinions), Dorit is still annoying AF, and we got to remember Sutton's early days of face rollers and intermittent weeping. The Erika of it all is obviously the Main Event, and we cycle through so many thoughts and emotions on this, you're just gonna have to listen and then tell us what YOU THINK.
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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress
2021-10-231h 04Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.13 - Red Flags Up the Wazoo!Boy oh boy oh boy. Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 13 brought us one on ones with the experts, a wasted-drunk Myrla, a lot of defeated women, and more tomfoolery from most of the dudes. Tomfoolery honestly sounds like too nice a word - Brittany might call Johnny sinister and monstrous in this episode, ok? We got to see Johnny's way of coping with feedback on full display, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Will he ever come out and admit that he is the anonymous Johnny defender on Reddit? Are we finally seeing Dead Faced Ryan's true colors...2021-10-161h 30Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 20 - NEW YEAR SAME BULLSHITReal Housewives of Beverly Hills tied itself up with a bow at Crystal's Chinese New Year par-tay, and it felt 50 shades of bullsh. Kyle has made it her personal mission to throw Sutton under the bus and then pretend to support her behind close doors, and the season finale was no different. Sutton found herself apologizing again (thanks to Kyle) to an evil witch of the west (Erika), and was met with a cruel deafening silence in front of an entire table. Ayiyiiiiii. We're not going to get real answers or accountability until we get to this REUNION MONTH...2021-10-1230 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 12 - Johnny is a Mean BabyMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 12. That's the sentence. Woof. JOHNNY MADE US PULL OUR HAIR OUT this episode with his unreasonable standards, his incessant nit-picking and sabotaging, and his flat out mean statements. It seems like Johnny is a fake nice guy, and needs to do everything in his power to justify why he can't just appreciate the person right in front of him. Bao, run for the hills! Ryan continues to pull further and further away from Brett and when it comes time for him to express himself, he talks about his REM cycle. The men of...2021-10-091h 04Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 19 - MOB BOSS RETURNSIt's our 40th episode, hooray! & the second to last episode of this season of Real Housewives of Bev. What an occasion. We're not *quite* sure who the Erika on this Del Mar girls trip is, but we know she's allegedly *also* the Mob Boss in the royal blue satin suit. Most of the cast tumbles over themselves to stroke Erika's ego, and this + a lot of wine puts Erika in the mood to be nice to Sutton. Sutton is so Sutton that these meager gestures make her cry tears of relief. Meanwhile, the Mob Boss in her interviews reminds...2021-10-0445 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 11 - So Many Mixed MessagesMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 11 was... heavy. Shit is getting real. Anyone else having trouble keeping up? It was everyone's 1 Montheversary, & that brought with it lots of reflection, some cute gestures, and a whole lot of overthinking. Zack, we can't tell where you're really at but we are suspish (suspicious). Jose, is this a short term performance art piece where you pretend to be someone who takes accountability and is trying to be better? Also can't tell, also suspish. Ryan, why go through all of the effort of a romantic note scavenger hunt, only to tell us the...2021-10-031h 03Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 18 - ALLEGEDLYReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 episode 11 feels like more of the same in a lot of ways to us. Are we being collectively gaslit as viewers by half of this cast as they say one thing to each other and then another to Erika's face? It's getting absurd, and somehow every time a conversation starts about Queen Erika, we end up ganging up on Sutton or Garcelle. Come again? Please explain? Oh, not you, Dorit. We don't have time for that. We're already girding our loins for the 4 PART FINALE on the horizon, because it seems we can't...2021-09-2734 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 10 - Stop the Tests!Okay, last week was all about checklists. This week was about TESTS. And all the ways these people are apparently continually testing one another. A lot of these tests seem like set-ups to fail, but that's just our opinion. Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 10 brought us dramarama and last week's power rankings first place couple to plummet to the bottom! Jose has been so busy testing his wife against his perfect wife ranking system he didn't realize he completely failed the RED FLAG ASSHOLE ALERT test!! Or he passed, depending on how you look at it. Jose refuses...2021-09-271h 34Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e. 9 - Checklists, Sparks & Aesops FablesMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 9 was BURSTING w/ information!! These couples are starting to get into their pasts with each other and talk about the L word. We're hearing a LOT of mentions of "sparks" and "checklists" coming from the cast members with penises, and it's getting a little exhausting. Maybe instead of playing Judge Judy these guys can put in a little bit of effort and dive in? Let's be honest, everyone should be striving to be #Gil. We felt like we were on a rollercoaster ride with *most* of these couples and Britt gets especially heated...2021-09-191h 22Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.17 - Taking SidesReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 episode 17 brought us Erika's new story of the century, Kathy speaking in dog howl language and explaining her version of the third eye, Mauricio's stoned laugh, and a whole buncha' Dorit's bullshit. People are playing like they're on Erika's side but are PK & Mauricio saying what they're all REALLY thinking? Garcelle feels like no one is on her side and Dorit argues this by explicitly not being on her side? Is anyone on the side of Erika's interesting dangle hair extension ponytail? Let's discuss.
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Intro Song...2021-09-1838 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.16 -So.Much.Shade.Wowowow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 episode 16 hit us with sooo much shade we might have been cringing. How many uncomfortable conversations and confrons can we be expected to digest in one hour?! The Dinner Party from Hell continues and Erika *promises* to sue/come for Sutton. Not a good look, Erika. Someone please try and defend her behavior at this point, we dare you. Rinna is out of her mind and bragging for eating a bite of cod, Dorit needs to remind us that she is multicultural and thus a spicy food savant, and Garcelle is throwing...2021-09-1253 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.8 - I Don‘t Eat PapayaMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 8 brings us more real life integration for these couples with friend meetups, family facetimes, and housewarming gatherings. Johnny takes us on a damn rollercoaster this episode, and we start wondering if his 8 years of singledom might have more to do with him "not eating papaya" than anything else! Zack can't stop ruminating on Michaela's rash reactions and appears to have totally closed the door on possibilities for them as a couple. Gil is Gossip Girl XOXO which we MOSTLY love, but he's got to cool it on the money jabs at Myrla considering...2021-09-111h 12Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.7 - CribsBetter late than never! Thanks for patience with our lil release delay, all of the things that could inhibit a pod from being made this past week, happened :D. But we are back and we are not sparing a single opinion because it's MOVE IN/Lifetime's Cribs week! Johnny chooses not to stay with Bao on night 1 and suddenly our hope for these two has plummeted. Michaela & Zach reunite with explosions... and not the romantic kind, almost right away. Brett discovers Ryan has a taxidermy deer as the sole decor in his master bedroom, Myrla has a photo collage...2021-09-061h 11Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.15 - ”Look at my life!”We are stunned by the gift that was Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 episode 15, Dinner Party From Hell II. The Dinner Party from Hell II did not disappoint: we got grand entrances, $1000 Baccarat candle holders (we toootally know what Baccarat is can't you tell?), we got multiple butlers, a caviar pie, and a full blown snarl from The Mob Boss Herself - Erika. If you're to be a supportive friend to Erika, you can never have a question apparently, so we have a feeling everyone is gonna be in the dog house with her by the reunion. Rinna...2021-09-0243 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.14 - Sutty BuddyReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.14 brought us more shade and more drams, this time driven by DOR IT. Oh Dorit, thank you for reminding us why we don't miss you talking center stage. God forbid she take a lil responsibility or feedback, she is the Queen of Rambling-People-to-Exhaustion, and Garcelle isn't gonna mince words about it! A bug flew into Rinna's glossy lip, Erika ordered a "No Apologies" cocktail, and Kathy somehow missed Garcelle saying "Fuck you" to everyone at the table. Let's Tawk.
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Intro Song: Don't Go Home...2021-08-2738 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.11 e. 6 - Johnny the Doomsday PrepperMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 6 gave us plenty to pontificate about. Is Jose being honest about his attraction to Rachel, or is there something else going on here? Will Johnny stop catastrophizing about the smallest disagreements, or will he divorce Bao for not showering 3x a day? Will Ryan and Brett start having the hard conversations, and will they last once they do? Do Gil & Myrla have even 1% chance of working out in the end? LET'S TAWK ABOUT IT.
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2021-08-271h 06Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.13 e. 13 - Call Tim a SluttonWHAT.AN.EPISODE. Watching most of the Housewives fully back pedal and squirm in real time was a sight to behold. Erika continues to play the role of Supreme Victim in the Tom Girardie scandal, even though she's simultaneously protecting Tom in the name of mental decline. Her stories aren't making sense. Garcelle is our MVP of the week for reminding Erika that there were *real* victims in this story, and Tim is a self-professed Slutton. There is so much to unpack from this dinner we can hardly wait to find out what you think!
Tiktok/Instagram: @t...2021-08-2252 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.5 - Stop Feeding Her!Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 5 DID NOT DISAPPOINT. We get deep into the honeymoon vibes, first real dates, and lots of intimacy talks. Will Bao's hot and cold nature be too much for Johnny, or will the snoring predicament be their demise? Is Myrla capable of not complaining for an hour straight? Jose shocks us all by being the knight in shining armor of the episode, even if he does still make us cringe with his fashion choices and insistence on HAND FEEDING his wife all meals. Ryan is still just giving us potatoe-with-a-penis vibes, but we're holding...2021-08-201h 03Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 12 - Sutton Reads for EveryoneThis week RHOBH Season 11 episode 12 is serving us more of the Erika Jayne Saga, and more difficult conversations on race and white privilege. Not a lot to laugh about - that's for sure. Erika and her actions are a giant onion that we never seem to get to the core of. Maybe she wasn't actually mad at Garcelle, but about the fact that the LA Times was going to release a reeeeeally long form article about her the next day? So long in fact, that the women are distressed by how they will possibly glean the necessary information when...2021-08-1344 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.13 e.4 - Trophy PotatoesMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 4 was a transitional one, but gave us plenty to observe just the same! Johnny and Bao are moving in a great direction but maybe he should chill out on mentioning anal on day 2? Jose definitely asked Rachel if he could brush her teeth, and she definitely made a disturbed mental note about that request. As did we. Brittany is cringing. Myrla is veeeery comfortable complaining every other minute, and we're wondering if Gil is strong enough to play nice for much longer. We absolutely 100% do not know how to read Ryan, but we...2021-08-131h 08Til Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S. 11 e. 11 - Release the Tapes!Folks. We're just as confused by Erika Jayne and her strategy as we were 2 weeks ago. WHEN WILL THINGS START MAKING SENSE? Is Tom a cold calculated monster, or a decrepit crumble of a man with dementia? Is Erika finding it all out with everyone else, or is she just covering for legal reasons? Will anyone ever get mad at Kathy for not participating in 60% of housewives activities? Who can say! We speculate, we investigate, and we laugh. Join us.
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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress
2021-08-0739 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S. 13 e. 2-3.- Everyone's First Vag SniffOkay, we've got a lot to cover, friends! We cover MAFS Season 13 episode 2 AND 3 in this week's pod, and we're knockin out the rest of the weddings! Myrla - are you a nightmare, or do you just know how to get what you need? Gil, was that really the best way to broach the last name conversation? Jose loses his over-confidence over the course of 3 seconds, and Rachel might have a case of foot-in-mouth syndrome. If Ryan says "She's not my usual type but 'it works' one more time we might die from cringe, and maybe Johnny shouldn't talk...2021-08-071h 20Til Death Do Us RecapMarried At First Sight S.13 e.1 - An Excel Sheet RomanceMarried at First Sight is back on Lifetime with Season 13 in Houston, Texas! Season 12's ending and all that's occurred since had left us a little weary and cynical. ALAS - this new cast of characters has lifted our hopes! Let's talk about first impressions from all of the couples, and squeal about the first wedding that may or may not have left Britt misty-eyed.
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Intro Song: Don't Go Home- Pet Dress
2021-07-2441 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S. 11 e. 10 - Give Erika an Oscar!Okay, not a lot "happened" per se however, we had quite the information download and have plenty to say about it. What are your thoughts on Erika's entrance? Her Oscar (or Razzie depending on your thoughts) winning entrance? Her explanation of this car crash that makes zero sense? Is Erika the clueless trophy wife or the conniving financial partner in crime? Is Tom a bumbling old man with dementia or a shrewd, heartless lawyer ready to ruin Erika's life? IT'S A LOT to consider. We also got to witness the housewives doing a full moon ritual, Kathy play rock...2021-07-2338 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.9 - An Unfinished Little BungalowThe completion of Rinna's Positano garden party does NOT disappoint. We have more huddling around and coddling of Sutton, more of the word "violation", and some truly "AWKWARD INAPPROPRIATE" moments. From there, we try our hand again at amateur investigating, body language reading, and general wild conjecture over the Erika Jayne of it all. Is Tom a big scary powerful man, or a melting decrepit man without his faculties? Did Erika forget her waterproof mascara on accident, or on purpose? Does Erika think she's the only victim of this situation? Cause some widows and orphans might beg to differ...2021-07-1542 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S. 11e. 8 -HUNKY DORYWowowow. The Housewives gods shined their love and light upon us with this week's RHOBH episode. Erika's healing/legal strategy appears to be fully in motion. Is she an oscar winning actress or truly a bird that has been turned free? Do you buy that she's doing her own laundry and dishes? Does she know that a $10,000 a month rent does not a poor person make? We have much more questions than answers, but damn it's fun to speculate. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you view it), Sutton can not seem to let the word 'violation' or her...2021-07-0945 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e. 7 - ThomasinaThomasina & Crystal are at it again and we are getting tired! Crystal isn't backing down and it's getting ridiculous; how many definitions of "violation" do we have to endure before she just accepts that common sense reigns supreme in this situation? How many zeros does Erika expect in a man's bank account before she deems him worthy? Cause Lord knows she won't be impressed if he snacks on peasant snacks like pop chips. This week brought us a lot of fluff but Britt & Tim still have plenty to say.
Are you enjoying the pod? Leave us a r...2021-07-0227 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11e. 6 - A Stoned What Now?RHOBH Season 11 Episode 6 was a JUICY ONE. We finally get to see Erika's strategy in action, and we are chock full of theories for you. With zero resolutions. We are not professional historians or investigators here.
What do we think of Erika selling all of her shit leading up to her leaving Tom? What do we think of her "itty bitty doll house?" What do those assistants know?(everything!!!) And what does a stoned vag feel like?! Garcelle confirms Dorit talks too much and Dorit grasps for relevance by digging into the Crystal/Sutton drama. We got...2021-06-2540 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.5 - #MoreHarryHamlinWhat a week on RHOBH! We have a luxurious (& awkward) election party & the beginning of Sutton's $35,000 Parisian Luncheon, with plenty to chew on in between. Where did this Dorit & Kyle drama come from? We are having a hard time keeping up with their relationship dynamic. Sutton takes us on a private Bentley shopping experience, drops how much she's spending on this Paris lunch, and lest we never forget, she owns a casual $2000 pair of slippers... but she doesn't want to talk about prices of anything because that's not proper. Ok, Sutton... Speaking of which, Crystal shares that she lost 5...2021-06-1951 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.4 - Everyone's TriggeredThe Real Housewives of Bev did not disappoint this week. It's a housewives trip with a lot less booze than we're used to, so maybe that's why everything felt a little awk? Sutton maintains her stance as a victim this episode, and her anxiety face vibrator is meant to underline this. She's still reeling from being violently leg nudged by Crystal the night prior (to let her in on the joke she was angry she was left out of.) Crystal can't deal anymore and ghosts everyone at dinner. The reasons she gives the next day leave us.... sympathetic & perplexed...2021-06-1141 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S.11 e.3 -Sutton at the CenterBritt & Tim have lots of thoughts on Sutton centering herself in everything this week. She's digging herself deeper and deeper into her little hole which she apparently likes because at least she's at the *center* of this hole but.... pretty soon she might not be able to get herself out, and Garcelle might not be around anymore to help her either! Kathy Hilton is the comic relief we all need and deserve. If Bravo wants to give her her own spin off we would happily watch ceiling camera footage of her in bed making prank calls, eating chips, and...2021-06-0328 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e. 19 - Retreading Old Territory with REUNION PART 2Married at First Sight Reunion Part 2 left us a bit unfulfilled as we retreaded old territory with very little new information or resolutions. Jacob says he doesn't have animosity towards Haley like it's opposite day, and Paige says she's done with Chris which quite frankly, we hope is true, but find hard to believe. If only we had had Nancy at Paige's side all season! Was Kevin too hard on Jacob? Was he hard enough on Haley? Can he please stop calling Paige a broken bird? Listen to our final thoughts on Season 12, and stay tuned for RHOBH recaps! 2021-05-2830 minTil Death Do Us RecapReal Housewives of Beverly Hills S. 11 e. 1 - Out of TouchIt's Til Death Do Us Recap's first RHOBH recap and Season 11 episode 1 did NOT disappoint. This season is going to be juicy. Garcelle holds all of the cards right now, Erica is prepping us all for a soon to be explosion, Kyle got a nose job, and Sutton is instigating. And drinking fireball. Give.us.more. How do we feel about Crystal? Or Rinna's blubbery apology? Or Dorit's new Maclaren? Find out on this episode of Til Death Do Us Recap!
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Intro Song: Don't Go Home- Pet Dress
2021-05-2143 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e. 18 - Reunion Part 1 REALNESSGood Golly Miss Molly Married at First Sight Season 12 Reunion Part 1 DID NOT DISAPPOINT. After all that we've endured the last 17 episodes, we earned this. We earned Kevin Frasier Aka Best Reunion Host Ever and his pointed shady questions towards everyone's bad behavior they've mostly gotten away with up until now. It felt good to be entertained, no? Tim and Britt are still deeply split over Team Jacob v. Team Haley, but they couldn't agree more on the Chris' narcissism and all that that entails. Are Erik & Virginia still in denial? Are Ryan and Clara in love? LET'S DISCUSS.2021-05-2146 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.17 - The Best Thing He Never CherishedBritt & Tim have copious takes on Married at First Sight season 12 episode 17. Somehow, we're ending the season with more marrieds than divorcees, but we're also somehow not that enthusiastic about it? Are Erik & Virginia just delaying the inevitable? Will Ryan ever give Clara the D? Did Jacob get a refund on the $800 bracelet? Did Chris plan all of these narcissistic shenanigans BEFORE the 6 hour shoot day, or is this just improv? We might not find out all of the answers to our questions til next week's much needed reunion, but let's process D-Day and what was (and wasn't) said...2021-05-1457 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.16 - All of the Houses are on FireOh boy. Married at First Sight Season 12 Episode 16 has us doubting every single couple. We continue to ask ourselves how and why the experts thought any of these humans were proper life matches. Even Vinny has us in a tizzy this week, wondering what will pan out for him and Briana on decision day - especially after him inexplicably chopping off one of her braids! Everyone is just more of...themselves this week, but weirder, and at this point 4 divorces next week wouldn't surprise us.
Also, some UnMatchables thoughts the last 10 minutes of the episode.
...2021-04-291h 00Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e. 15 - Virginia, Keep your LeaseMarried at First Sight Season 12 ep 15 takes us on a well deserved group trip; a welcome respite from the toil we've all endured one on one with these couples in recent weeks. Who's surprised that we open with a fight between Erik & Virginia? No one. Who's surprised that Jacob forgoes a well balanced group meal for 8 fried eggs? Also no one. But maybe you were as shocked as Britt was when Jacob and Haley won the couples question game, or when Vincent expressed anger that he hadn't been consulted before a horse back riding date? Let's process together. & Virginia...2021-04-2355 minTil Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.14 - Same story, Different weekWe still have more unanswered questions, but the most crucial one Haley has for Jacob is, "Why do you wear dress shoes everywhere you go?" Really, girl? Let's be real, Haley and Jacob aren't looking too hot. Brianna and Vincent go deeper, and Ryan isn't quite ready for that in every sense of the word. Clara, you aren't convincing us you're 10/10 in this relationship much more this week, but family dinner is cute. And surprise surprise, every time Erik and Virginia talk about anything substantive, a fight ensues. We still have unanswered questions and you probably do too, but...2021-04-171h 14Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.13 - #LetVinnySleepBritt & Tim have a lot to say, what else is new? Married at First Sight Season 12 Episode 13 was a doozy. It's time for everyone to meet with the experts individually so that they can identify their important #UnansweredQuestions, but that's a little hard if they're NOT GOING TO BE HONEST! We discuss how Ryan and Clara try to pretend they've never had a single issue, Jacob and Clara still don't know each other at all, and Vincent & Brianna are getting into the real deal difficult convos (IE: MONEY&BABIES) and making us proud (and cringe.) Brianna, we think you...2021-04-081h 32Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.12 - Screwed the PoochIt's a dog day afternoon and Britt & Tim have so many thoughts and feelings about this week's episode of Married at First Sight Atlanta. Ryan is giving Miska the time and energy he should be giving Clara, and might be cluelessly joyful in the relationship because of the nightly GIFT we find out he's been getting. Jacob will eat dinner with Haley but won't eat her glazed salmon, and the mystery of his ex Pumpkin Queen continues. We get a well deserved breather from the horrors of Chris but not before hearing his rude opinion on Paige's pup. And...2021-04-021h 13Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.11 - A Treasure Chest of ShitOh jeez, what a week on Married at First Sight, Season 12 Episode 11! Tim & Britt have so many thoughts on this overflowing Montheversary episode. Their most prominent emotion at the end of this episode is confusion. Chris & Paige keep Chris&Paige-ing, Erik keeps making blanket ultimatum statements, and Vincent & Briana continue to give us life. Is Ryan cringing with contempt or fear? Is he excited for Clara to move in or trapped in a silent terrified hell? Will Jacob and Haley's compatible moon signs be enough to right the ship? WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS & you probably do too!
2021-03-251h 30Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.10 - Normal, MediumBritt and Tim have hot takes on Married at First Sight Season 12 Episode 10. It's Intimacy Week, ya'll, & the content gets juicy. Be forewarned, we're talking S.E.X. Ryan's favorite sex position is "normal, medium," and Clara would do any position, in any location at this point. Virginia and Eric's sex has been so good they've been able to avoid the hard convos until now, & Haley might be officially closed down for service for the foreseeable future. Dr. Viviana is queen through it all, and we thank her for her service.
Intro Song: Don't Go Ho...2021-03-191h 13Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.9 -Not Really An Actions Kinda GuyBritt and Tim have hot takes on Married at First Sight Season 12 Episode 9. Jacob shares that he's "just not really an actions kinda guy," Chris calls another senseless meeting, and there might be hope for Virginia and Eric yet!
Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress
2021-03-121h 36Til Death Do Us RecapMarried at First Sight S.12 e.8 - Ex Fiance Mother of my ChildBritt & Tim recap Married at First Sight Season 12, Episode 8. Yes, they are starting to recap MAFS Season 12 mid-season. Yes, that's audacious. BUT, better late than never. There's too much gold here to not dive right in and never look back.
song - Don't Go Home by Pet Dress
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