Shows
tomxchao808 Day 2022 Mix4 bars of 808 pattern using samples from Native Instruments Kontakt Factory Instruments. Slight compression only. 120 bpm.2022-08-0900 min
tomxchaoIt's Too Early To Celebrate Christmas (unfinished original holiday song)Tom X. Chao's unfinished holiday song 2021: "It's Too Early to Celebrate Christmas." Rough mix of home demo. Lead vocals, shaker, sleigh bells, digital sampled instruments arranged and performed by Tom X. Chao. Lyrics: Tom X. Chao. © 2021 Tom X. Chao2021-12-2401 mintomxchao"Middle School" by Tom X. ChaoA work-in-progress for Charlie Snyder.2015-10-0900 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Where is the former site of Naugles in Alhambra?Driving around the San Gabriel Valley in the middle of the night. Where did Naugles used to be? © 2014 Tom X. Chao2014-01-1002 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The Future Isn't PristinePodcast: The Future Isn't Pristine. There's always scuff marks and signs of wear. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-12-1201 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Tom X. Chao's Knitting PodcastPodcast: Tom X. Chao's Knitting Podcast. Please help me get over 20,000 listeners to surpass these people I just met who have a knitting podcast. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-12-0703 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Audition tape for the role of Rolf in "The Sound of Music" (non-union)Podcast: Audition tape for the role of Rolf in "The Sound of Music" (non-union). Hair: black. Height: 6'1". Age range: 15-75. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-12-0601 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Woman, You Make Me Feel Like I'm Looking at a Painting by BalthusPodcast: Woman, You Make Me Feel Like I'm Looking at a Painting by Balthus. The one that the Met didn't put into their retrospective, Cats and Girls. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-11-2301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Do You Have a Wide, Oval Face?Podcast: Do You Have a Wide, Oval Face? You need to co-mingle your DNA with a person who has a long, narrow face. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-11-1601 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Sourdough bread, taste memory, and enjoyment of lifePodcast: Sourdough bread, taste memory, and enjoyment of life. What flavors do you forget about for years at a time? © 20132013-10-2201 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Relax Your Head and NeckPodcast: Relax Your Head and Neck. Have you ever done it? It's weird! ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-10-1700 min
tomxchaoPodcast: How To Market Yourself SuccessfullyPodcast: How To Market Yourself Successfully. What is your favorite beverage? Don't say Diet Coke! © 20132013-10-1202 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Serious Realization About My LifePodcast: Serious Realization About My Life. It came from a near-chance encounter with a stranger. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-10-0401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Screaming at Birthday PartiesPodcast: Screaming at Birthday Parties. I'll come to your birthday party and enliven it by screaming. Does that sound appealing? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-10-0301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Falling Asleep Amidst the GroceriesPodcast: Falling Asleep Amidst the Groceries. The Trader Joe's groceries gives one a great sense of security. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-10-0101 min
tomxchaoPodcast: How to Eat a Salad Like Noted Filmmaker Gregg ArakiPodcast: How to Eat a Salad Like Noted Filmmaker Gregg Araki. Have you ever wondered how that Japanese-American auteur eats a salad? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-09-1702 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Things You Grow Out OfPodcast: Things You Grow Out Of. There's a lot of things you can move past in life. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-09-1401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: How Can You Make Your Cooking Show So Dull? It Should Be Fascinating!Podcast: How Can You Make Your Cooking Show So Dull? It Should Be Fascinating! I mean, cooking seafood and grilling should be exciting and fun. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-09-1102 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I saw that on televisionPodcast: I saw that on television. I don't have much to say in any conversation. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-08-2801 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Control Your Own Sexual Destiny, Sayeth Prophet TomPodcast: Control Your Own Sexual Destiny, Sayeth Prophet Tom. I come with many reforms for our society. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-08-2202 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I Can't Stop Thinking About HamPodcast: I Can't Stop Thinking About Ham. Particularly a ham sandwich I bought (and ate) in Toronto. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-08-1602 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I detest my existencePodcast: I detest my existence. A depressing podcast that shouldn't be published. © 20132013-08-1302 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The Ten-Year Anniversary of "Cats Can See the Devil"Podcast: The Ten-Year Anniversary of "Cats Can See the Devil." I'm still around, people! © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-08-0901 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The Ineffable Springsteen FeelingPodcast: The Ineffable Springsteen Feeling. Do you remember tearing up the streets? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-08-0701 min
tomxchaoPodcast: My New All-Inclusive Curse (Warning: Extremely Offensive)Podcast: My New All-Inclusive Curse (Warning: Extremely Offensive). I hope it offends everyone equally. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-08-0101 mintomxchaoPodcast: Annual Reminiscence About Summer CampPodcast: Annual Reminiscence About Summer Camp. Never forget that girl you didn't get at summer camp. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-07-3100 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Trying to Outrun a GlacierPodcast: Trying to Outrun a Glacier. There's still a little time left for me to make something with that title. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-07-2401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: My coat of armsPodcast: My coat of arms. I picked crazily optimistic symbols. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-07-2301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Strachan StreetwalkerPodcast: Strachan Streetwalker. Perhaps she was a Fringe burlesque performer? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-07-1802 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Fire Artists I've Met RecentlyPodcast: Fire Artists I've Met Recently, There's more around (me) than I would have guessed. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-07-1702 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Profound Toronto epiphanyPodcast: Profound Toronto epiphany. This realization is as important as the other one about failing to find a woman. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-07-1301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Peter Gabriel vs. R.E.M.Podcast: Peter Gabriel vs. R.E.M. I detest R.E.M. © Tom X. Chao2013-07-1201 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I'm Going to Win This Comment ThreadPodcast: I'm Going to Win This Comment Thread. I must prove my superiority. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-06-2600 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The Adulterers League of AmericaPodcast: The Adulterers League of America. Must you wear that dress to our adulterous liasons, woman? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-06-2001 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Episode 27 of The Ineluctable Diaries of Doctor Graber HamstocklingtonPodcast: Episode 27 of The Ineluctable Diaries of Doctor Graber Hamstocklington. Tonight, Doctor Graber Hamstocklington faces his greatest challenge to date. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-06-1901 min
tomxchaoPodcast: A Tumultuous, On-Again Off-Again RelationshipPodcast: A Tumultuous, On-Again Off-Again Relationship. I know you hate me, woman! I know you don't want to date me! © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-06-1802 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Why did I like those things?Podcast: Why did I like those things? They seem so meaningless now. © 20132013-06-1401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I Vow to Consume Less Animal FleshPodcast: I vow to consume less animal flesh. Except in rare (medium or well done) circumstances. © 2013.2013-06-1101 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The Simple Joy Of The Triangular Premade SandwichPodcast: The Simple Joy of the Triangular Premade Sandwich. You know, the kind that come in a triangular plastic or paperboard container. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-06-0602 min
tomxchaoPodcast: You made that thing look so goodPodcast: You made that thing look so good. Woman, you really knew how to work it. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-06-0401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I Hate Being The First Human On MarsPodcast: I Hate Being the First Human on Mars. Really, it sucks. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-3101 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Hello, Claes Oldenburg sculptures, my old friendsPodcast: Hello, Claes Oldenburg sculptures, my old friends. I've seen many of the pieces now at MoMA in different museums in various different cities. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-3000 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Cold-Weather RecipesPodcast: Cold-Weather Recipes. I still haven't made spoonbread, potatoes au gratin, etc. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-2902 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Papa's Got a Brand-New WhiskPodcast: Papa's got a brand-new whisk. Why can't America prepare for disasters properly? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-2401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: How to Cover Your Inadvisable LaughterPodcast: How to cover your inadvisable laughter. It could be embarrassing. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-2201 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Trying to find a good timePodcast: Trying to find a good time. This is the wrong neighborhood. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-2100 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Where Can I Find an Acceptable Yorkshire Pudding?Podcast: Where Can I Find an Acceptable Yorkshire Pudding? Also, where can I find everything else I need in life? © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-1701 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Woman, I see you are a conventional personPodcast: Woman, I see you are a conventional person. You do not desire a person who possesses uniqueness and originality. © 2013.2013-05-1500 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Never reveal yourself to your enemiesPodcast: Never reveal yourself to your enemies. Enemies will turn personal information against you. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-1501 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Late-night cycling at Randall's IslandPodcast: Late-night cycling at Randall's Island. Beware of monsters. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-1400 min
tomxchaoPodcast: 7-Eleven nachos and a tallboy of Miller High LifePodcast: 7-Eleven nachos and a tallboy of Miller High Life. That's not a meal, really. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-1001 min
tomxchaoPodcast: What Makes a Good Interviewer?Podcast: What makes a good interviewer? Not asking gimmicky questions. @ 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-0901 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The discourse of othersPodcast: The discourse of others. It irks me greatly. © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-0700 min
tomxchaoPodcast: My new children's theater showPodcast: My new children's theater show. Norman, Carl, Sally & the ... Vegans! © 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-0401 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Do you remember when I was big in the scene?Podcast: Do you remember when I was big in the scene? I used to be big in the scene. @ 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-0201 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Stupid bedDamn stupid bed! I never did have sex on it! @ 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-05-0101 min
tomxchaoPodcast: I'm a podcasting survivorNever store stuff in a cloud! @ 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-04-3001 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The ghost bedPodcast: The ghost bed. I woke up screaming, so the bed must be haunted. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-04-1301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Tom's test kitchenPodcast: Tom's test kitchen. I need a test kitchen of my own. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-04-0301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The magnetic North PolePodcast: The magnetic North Pole. I'll -provide one for your compass. ©2013 TOM X. CHAO2013-03-2800 min
tomxchaoPodcast: This is not a grim-sounding depressed podcast about lacking a wife, girlfriend, or loverPodcast: This Is Not A Grim-Sounding Depressed Podcast About Lacking A Wife, Girlfriend, Or Lover. However, I'm not wrong to record such podcasts! @2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-2701 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Am I hideous, woman?Podcast: Am I hideous, woman? Are you so perfect? ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-2101 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Filled with evilPodcast: Filled with evil. I wish I wasn't. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-1901 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Do not gaze into the devices before going to sleepIt's the worst thing you can do before sleeping. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-1501 min
tomxchaoPodcast: My teen sex comedyI'm no Eric Rohmer. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-1301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Women who run long distancesOh, those long-distance running women. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-0800 mintomxchaoPodcast: No one is listening to my podcastsPodcast: No one is listening to my podcasts by tomxchao2013-03-0502 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Trying to buy ordinary household itemsWhy is it so difficult? ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-03-0103 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Nondescript friendsPodcast: Nondescript friends. They're really forgettable. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-02-2701 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Block of the cockPodcast: Block of the cock. Is it too soon for me to discuss this topic? ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-02-2602 min
tomxchaoPodcast: Out-of-control drunkennessIt's a part of life. ©2013 Tom X. Chao2013-02-2301 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The prison planetPodcast: The prison planet. Those goddamn tattoos! Copyright 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-02-2200 min
tomxchaoPodcast: The lonely coughing dorkPodcast: The lonely coughing dork (Warning: contains coughing fit.) Copyright 2013 Tom X. Chao2013-02-2000 min