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Trophy WivesA Burnt Smell (w/Harry VJJ) [Audio Only]Harry’s back this week and we were all delighted to hear his sick notions once again.
2025-08-0159 minTrophy WivesMickey Rourke’s FastballWe’re back after a week off. Ben’s out today so Producer Zack sits in on the couch. Noah and Nik talk their respective folk punk phases as teens, we get on our grandpa sh*t and lecture Zack about what life was like before the surveillance state and Zack ranks his favorite pervert hunters on youtube.
2025-07-1959 minTrophy WivesThe Rule of ThirdsThis one’s got it all. We give proper due to the creative flourishes of the cartels, Noah berates Nik for his unorthodox hot dog techniques, and producer Zack reveals his stims.
2025-07-051h 23Trophy WivesSoft Pants (w/ Wes McGehee)Wes McGehee joins the podcast and gives us the insane backstory of his bell bottoms, Noah wrenches some embarrassing details out of Nik and Ben shares his philosophy on the importance of contrarianism.
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2025-06-271h 18Trophy WivesLittle BlockheadsMid-2000s nostalgia is at an all time high as we hype up young, draft-aged producer Zack for his impending military service, Ben pitches a dogfighting ring but for sex robots and Noah shares the story of Josoman, the freest man on earth.
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2025-06-201h 07Trophy WivesThe 99th Percentile (w/ Harry VJJ)Harry VJJ sits down with us for a spirited discussion on IQ scores, we take turns body shaming each other and we sing the praises of extremist funded children’s television.
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2025-06-131h 19Trophy WivesZeid Month (w/ Ian Zeid)Ian Zeid came by the show this week to do some light psywarfare on the boys. We talk direct energy weapons, swap highschool tragedies and float the idea of switching out Pride Month for Pride Day.
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2025-06-061h 05Trophy WivesLowercase T Trauma (w/ Harry VJJ)Harry Vigo John Jensen stopped by this week for a lowkey goated episode. Short ep this week as dark and mysterious spirits tampered with our audio equipment but we did a quick prayer towards Mecca, lit some sage and warded them off. What’s left is probably the most insane half hour of the show we’ve recorded thus far. Enjoy.
2025-05-3031 minTrophy WivesOne Night in Miami (w/ Georgia Moore)The hilarious Georgia Moore stops by the pod this week and we cover everything from doing cocaine you found in the ocean to the best methods for defeating your therapist. An insane one.
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2025-05-231h 20Trophy WivesHermit CrabsNoah tells us about the coolest drug dealer of all time, we ponder what’s beyond the ice wall and Ben gives Nik and Zack a zoological education.
2025-05-161h 33Trophy WivesBigger Than Elvis (w/ Keaton Ford)Chicago comic Keaton Ford stops by the pod this week to talk everything from Charlie Kirk’s big ass head, the forbidden romances between line cooks and waitresses and we entertain a fascinating hypothetical involving The King of Rock and Roll. An all timer.
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2025-05-091h 25Trophy WivesWeekend WafflesOur most neurodiverse episode yet.
2025-05-031h 01Trophy WivesThe Chinese Century (w/ Owen Damon)The very funny Owen Damon joins the boys this week for a sprawling episode where we cover everything from nude comedy shows, Obama the musical, impending Chinese supremacy and the treacherous lies of Falun Gong and Owen caps it off with some incredible sea stories from his time on an Alaskan Fishing boat. A truly ridiculous episode.
2025-04-251h 13Trophy WivesA Pool, A Chimp and A BabyAudio only this week, Producer Zack was out with a cold. The boys get down to brass tacks on a number of serious issues: The untapped potential of remaining attached to your umbilical cord into adulthood, taking pet medicine on the BART and we all decide which races we’d like to be.
2025-04-181h 00Trophy WivesMona Lisa Smile (w/ Bryan Bixby)Bryan Bixby stops by the show this week to join in on some good, clean fun ragging on Bev Vance and The Mona Lisa. We also talk the subhumans who play bar trivia, our childhood friends who succumbed to their lust for violence and Nik proposes a very intriguing hypothetical…
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2025-04-111h 04Trophy WivesBumping Urns (w/ Tory Lee Ward)The hilarious Tory Lee Ward joins the guys this week. She shares an insane story about a crooked local mortician whose place of business came into her family’s possession. We debate the art of being mean to bewildered, innocent people and Noah announces his gun has finally arrived! Things are gonna change around here real soon…
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2025-03-281h 12Trophy WivesThe Worst Bomb of All TimeThe boys convene again this week to discuss living in cocoons of dirty laundry, showering homeless people with money and the times we almost cried on stage. Shameful stuff all around.
2025-03-211h 05Trophy WivesBen’s ApartmentBen tells the most incredible story I’ve heard in my life for about five minutes before he tells another story that immediately tops it. Noah explains the different strata of Elden Ring players. Get in here.
2025-03-151h 03Trophy WivesScience is Fake, Tarot is RealWhat we in showbiz call a "doozy" of an ep. We cover all of history's greatest monsters (Mao, Cosby, Ashton Kutcher) Nik thought it was conventional wisdom that puddle water was clean, Noah gives us a crash course in Jung and Ben talks about his favorite nude reality shows.
2025-03-071h 23Trophy WivesMakin' a Love PotionBen talks coolest chess guys; Nik has no idea how to fix his sink and Noah explains how to refine your Instagram reels until they're a direct antenna to The Devil.
2025-02-211h 05Trophy WivesAnti-Norse PropagandaNoah and Ben share train-hopping tips, we swap stories about movie theater freaks, Nik gets defensive of his millennial status, and it should go without saying but we condemn the actions of Imperial Japan.
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2025-02-141h 11Trophy WivesBroken HandsThis one has it all. Noah dishes on Bohemian Grove, Nik mixes up Ram Dass and Timothy Leary, Ben reveals a delightful boyhood fantasy, and we discuss the finer differences between jelqing and edging. Lock in.
2025-02-071h 12Trophy WivesThe Church of The SunProducer Zack sits in for Ben this week and tells us about an insane documentary one of his professors directed and Noah recalls childhood memories of being awoken by the chants of a cult who would meet on a hill near his house and Nik has been filling his head with nonsense about Russian tunnels to Hell.
2025-01-261h 31Trophy WivesAnd We're BackTook an extended break there, huh? Well don't worry your lumpy little head about it, we're back and we've got lots to tell you about the beauty of the North Korean subway system and the mail-order brides of Odessa, Ukraine. Noah gets something called "niccups" and Ben discovers that White Elephant exchanges aren't an ancient Hebrew ritual.
2025-01-171h 09Trophy WivesWith Apologies To The JabbawockeezWe reveal an easy lifehack for increasing your rope-shooting distance, discuss the scariest dance troupes and contemplate which off-broadway performers you'd most hate to find in bed with your wife.
2024-12-211h 14Trophy WivesBlowing Your Job Interview (in GTA)Noah reflects on fond memories of running through The Tenderloin in San Francisco, Producer Zack tells us about his time moonlighting as a wagie in GTA online, Ben and Noah bully Nik about having no tattoos on his supple, virgin skin.
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2024-12-131h 10Trophy WivesGod's WhippetsThe boys reminisce about living in houses so rundown that the local homeless population would just enter and exit as they pleased, we lightly defend The Taliban and Nik begins looking into Galaxy Gas for research purposes.
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2024-12-061h 15Trophy WivesNeanderthal WomenWait until you hear how much they can bench press.
2024-11-301h 06Trophy WivesSnake Euthanasia (w/ Jake Silberman)Jake Silberman joins the boys to discuss the most egregious cases of cop-on-snake violence, the politics of Zyns and grindset influencers.
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2024-11-301h 13Trophy WivesGrandaddy LonglegsThe spirit of Mother Theresa enters Ben's body, Nik flirts with becoming a Christmas guy and Noah reminisces about his misadventures with over-the-counter cough medicine.
2024-11-161h 12Trophy WivesRural Croatia's Right To GoonThis was recorded before the election (congratulations President Harris!) Probably one of the wildest eps we'll ever do. The boys give a quick recap of their Halloween adventures, we recall times we embarrassed ourselves trying to sound smart in front of women, Nik and Ben lock antlers over the age-old debate of whether or not space is demonic.
2024-11-091h 08Trophy WivesSneaker MalesNurse your Halloween hangover with the boys. Noah dishes on his ex who tried to summon the ghost of Hitler, Ben gives us an education on the sexual betas of the animal kingdom and Nik reveals another horrible secret or two. You're not getting this anywhere else.
2024-11-011h 05Trophy WivesSummer PenisOn this episode we're asking the important questions: If Criss Angel is so powerful why didn't he stop Stephen Paddock? Can you eat pussy if you have a short ass tongue? Do Noah and Ben have visually identical penises? The answers will shake you to your core.
2024-10-181h 04Trophy WivesJiro Dreams of PissingThe boys return to their weekly summit to help Nik brainstorm ways to tag and capture the homeless man who punched his girlfriend, we condemn the shocking albeit creative misdoings of Diddy and give a quick tutorial on how to run doordash scams. This is the only podcast you'll ever need.
2024-10-111h 08Trophy WivesBen Strikes GoldThe boys are back again this week to discuss the light and dark sides of Katt Williams, the hottest guys Richard Pryor fucked and the feral hookers of the pacific northwest. The episode got cut off early due to faulty equipment, it's still a ramshackle operation for now but be warned we have plans for our own compound soon...
2024-10-1149 minTrophy WivesThe Community GunIn the inaugural episode of Trophy Wives Ben recounts his adventure driving cross country with a car full of illegal snakes, Nik gets serious about circumcision and Noah inherits a sentimental gun.
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