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Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 109: A Big Fat Murdery WhinerAndrea's car was hit by a coyote, and Edmonton's roads make no sense, so it's been a week. Andrea and Wren cover the horrifying torture and murder of Katarzyna Zowada. If anyone knows of a time when the cops did well, email us for our next episode!2020-11-1317 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 108: You Do Not Have to Eat Your Murder VictimsIn case you were worried, Wren keeps Andrea on a very short leash when it comes to abusing her power, and it's a good thing for all of us. Andrea and Wren cover the murder of Alejandra Galeana by her boyfriend, Jose Luis Calva Zepeda.2020-10-3043 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 107: Striking a Woman on the Head With a Cricket Bat Because it's EnglandSo, you're wondering about the utility of thigh bone architecture? Look no further! Andrea and Wren cover the false imprisonment and execution of Timothy Evans.2020-10-1652 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 106: It's Not About the Furries 2020-10-0100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 105: Wearing the Corpses of the FallenRecording from a place where a bunch of aphids have decided the replace the oxygen, Wren and Andrea present to you the devastating case of Travis the chimp and his attack on Charla Nash. By the way, health care system, if someone's face has been ripped off, you should maybe just help them for free.2020-09-1800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 104: A Diner Counter With Beautiful LegsAndrea stopped backhanding her cat long enough to do the research on this one! The siblings cover the Sharpe family murders. #notallfish #justthebadfish 2020-09-1100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 103: A Really Complex Issue With WalmartCatch up on all the latest bat drama with us! Wren and Andrea cover the harrowing experience of Juliane Koepcke. We're off to put our microphone in a senior's home now...2020-09-0300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 102: Some Gentle Lip-Wetting is Going to OccurWren is gulping and slurping, and Andrea IS NOT A MATTRESS SALESMAN! The siblings cover the tragic Tanacu exorcism.2020-08-2900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 101: I Ate Other People's Chicken Wings!Sometimes we think we should have just gone into nursing, like mother said. Wren and Andrea cover the tragic death of Mitrice Richardson. 2020-08-2100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 100: Unconscious Bees All Over the PlaceThis is the story of a daddy skeleton and a son skeleton and their skeleton dog. Just kidding! It's actually the story of the Grindr serial killer, not to be confused with the Grindr killer...because there really are two.2020-08-1400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 99: Hello, I'm Calling to Report a Mysterious TeenWords of wisdom: fire alarms are there to alarm you of fire. How does Wren not rule the world already!? The siblings cover the stalking case of Angela Diaz.2020-08-0700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 98: You Cannot Have a Promotion for Burning Someone AliveCheck your thresher privilege, and let's get on with it! Wren covers the murder of Darren Rainey, and Andrea tells us about the murder of Timothy Coggins. (Justice for Darren Rainey) https://www.change.org/p/united-states-supreme-court-demand-justice-for-darren-rainey(BLM's site, there is a big donate link on the homepage as well as a bunch of info) https://blacklivesmatter.com/(Things to do if you want to support current protesters, but can't get to the protests yourself) https://www.papermag.com/5-ways-to-protest-if-you-cant-2646163398.html?rebelltitem=8#rebelltitem8(List of bail funds to donate to fo...2020-08-0200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 97: I Want More Justifiable Homicide and Less BugsHey. Hey you!!! You gotta be more inclusive when you talk about murderous hackers. It's 2020, for goodness' sake. Andrea covers the Kuykendall phone stalker and Wren chats you up about the haunted Dow Hill of Kurseong. If you don't want to be terrorized by hills...don't listen.2020-07-2400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 96: I Just Don't Want to be Bitten by a FishAmongst scientific facts about COVID from a YouTuber and existential horror as a life choice, we still have managed to completely deviate from today's politics. Wren covers the Nutty Putty cave tragedy and Andrea discusses the last dive of Dave Shaw. 2020-07-1700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 95: He Could Have Just Googled "Sweat Lodges and How to Make Them"Firewalking - what could go wrong, amirite? Andrea and Wren cover the weirdo, James Arthur Ray. He killed peeps! And now, Andrea is off to a psychiatric prison. We will not be taking questions at this time.2020-07-1000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 94: The Cow Was a WitchIf it's not sordid, then what's the point?...is our new mission statement. Wren covers ghost marriages and Andrea covers the murdering Carsons - because who says a marriage can't include stabbing? 2020-07-0300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 93: Using Laudanum All Over the PlaceYe Olde Buzzfeede did not murder Edgar Allan Poe, but they did inspire this episode! Wren and Andrea cover Poe's mysterious death. Next, we petition to bring back laudanum and opium dens. Now, it's time for us to sneak off with our gentleman callers. 2020-06-2500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 92: Catfishy CatfishingIf you want to hear Andrea whining about her hip like an ancient old crone, and also about murder, you are in the right place! Wren covers the murder of Catherine (Katie) Wynter and Andrea discusses the murder of Brian Barrett, also known as the Talhotblond murder case. If only it weren't for that pesky little scientific evidence thing...2020-06-0900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 91: I'm Calling Cat Protective Services on YouAndrea is the new Deep Throat, and Wren is struggling to care! On the topic of creepy children, Andrea covers the case of Beth Thomas, Child of Rage. Wren then chats about the Sasebo Slashing. At some point, we kill all of our relatability in one fell swoop. Good times!2020-06-0200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 90: The Sexiest Date is the CourtroomSo many hands, so many places. Probably best to just not cut them off of your body! Wren covers the tragic murder of Nava Elimelech, and Andrea tells the story of the Lady of the Dunes. The 70s and 80s were...something, that's for sure.2020-05-2600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 89: A Cruel Mockery of BonesLook, yogurt late at night is fine, so stop harassing Texas about it already. Andrea covers the Yogurt Shop Murders, and Wren tells the story of the Lululemon murder, which teaches us that if you're scared of getting in trouble for stealing, you should probably not then do a murder instead. BTW, does anyone have any spare ankles lying around? Asking for a friend.2020-05-1900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 88: Coke was Big and my Nose was SmallListen, if you need to shake down a homeless shelter, then shake down a homeless shelter, but it won't help. Wren tells the tale of David Brom and Andrea recounts the case of the Duval sisters. These are troubley, troubley times, but just remember, that axes can be as long as you want, and hopefully that keeps you warm at night. Special thanks to Aswen for this episode!2020-05-1200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 87: Drugs Will Make You Bleed From Your EyeballsIf you're telling us you've never just beaten yourself up and then lay down and died...we don't believe you. Andrea and Wren do a deep-dive on the mysterious death of Mrs Jerry Lee Lewis. In case you needed some death and Jesus.2020-05-0500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 86: Stephen King, Are You Listening?We think you'll all agree when we say, those heckin' ghosts! Wren covers the Stanley Hotel and Andrea discusses the hotel murders of Rose Berkert and Roger Atkison. Also, we're begging you...we need some stories about toothpaste, and we need them now.2020-04-2800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 85: An Assassination Attempt by Our Grandmother on Our Father's SideIf your relationship progresses from guns to big cats, you know it's real. Andrea covers the disappearance of Carole Baskin's husband, Don Lewis, and Wren discusses the tragic mauling death of Diane Whipple. By the way, Wren knows nothing about tigers and their digestive tracts, so our takeaway is that he lied about being a tiger digestive tract expert. Shameful.2020-04-2100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 84: Just My Daily Average Haunted Coffin Ghost Skeleton Lady SmudgeWE'RE BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you, you microphone-shaped human in Wren's closet. Andrea covers La Corriveau and Wren covers Martha and Giles Corey, in our witch-themed comeback episode! Also, Wren admitted that he sometimes accidentally trips and kills seven of his spouses, so... just something to think about.2020-04-1400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 83: Stay Tuned for Andrea Adopting WitchcraftHave you ever...taken your loved one's head and put it on another person's torso for funsies? Just us then? Wren covers the Biological Resource Center in Arizona - also known as the human body chop shop! That should pretty much tell you everything you need to know about that. THEN, Andrea discusses the tragic death of Michele Dufault, in a lab accident that should never have happened. And now, off with your unhappily labbed souls! Whatever that means.2020-03-1300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 82: You Should Not Try to Turn Your Cabinet Into a Pool for Your KidsWe hope this doesn't ruin Space Balls for you... Wren covers the spouse murderer Blake Leibel, and Andrea discusses the murder of Lois Duncan's daughter, Kaitlyn Arquette. 2020-03-0800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 81: Wyoming, Why Are Your Borders So Straight? Weirdo.Listen, we're all cowboys here; this is a safe space. Wren covers the Wyoming DeSmet lake monster, Smetty, and Andrea tells us allllllllll about the tragic Lil Miss Murder of Lisa Marie Kimmell. So get on your horse, hook your iPod in, and get listening!2020-02-2800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 80: I Gotta Go! I Gotta Wash My Cat!If khakis are part of your killing outfit, you should perhaps reconsider. Andrea covers the survival story of Kasey Johnson and Jennifer Logsdon, as well as the murder of Tommy Smith, and Wren covers Maria Viricheva, a survivor of the Chessboard Killer. Russian is hard!2020-02-2100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 79: Turned Out to be a Little Murderously RageyPicture this: Grey hair. Mustache. Bits of people stuck in a beard. HOT. And that's lumberjack lore for y'all! Wren covers The Dentist of Horror and Andrea discusses the murderous dentist, Bert Franklin.2020-02-1400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 78: You Probably Shouldn't Have a Giant Hole Over Your Open Snake EnclosureMaybe you just gotta do what a python does and strangle someone. But it's just a suggestion. Andrea covers some freak accidental celebrity deaths, and Wren tells us about the New Brunswick python attack. Now, it's time for bed. But first, clean your retainer, apply your ointments, and check that your snake is secure. Special thanks to Aswen for this episode!2020-02-0700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 77: I Could Have Sworn I Left My Boat HereAre you CIA? If so, please go to www.patreon.com/twoscaredsiblings and send us your address for some merch! That's how it works, right? Wren covers the Ourang Medan mystery and Andrea tells us the creepy threesome of stories about The Jenny, The Octavius, and The Gloriana. This week, we are apologizing to the Germans. We love ya!2020-02-0100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 76: Sometimes You Just Get A Surprise Boat In Your StoryAre you trying to avoid the government? Are you a boat? If so, please listen to this episode for further instruction. Wren covers the disappearance of Dorothy Jane Scott and Andrea covers the mystery of the Sarah Joe. And, as a bonus, you get to hear the beginning stages of our senility!2020-01-2600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 75: I'm Gonna Teleport Outta This Train And Go Live My Little Bastard Life!If you are an actor AND a psychic, and Mr Psychic Guinness is your father's name...your shit's weird, and we don't know what to tell you. Wren covers James Dean's Little Bastard, and Andrea discusses Michelle Carter and the death of Conrad Roy. Time to listen, all you cheeky men!2020-01-1700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 74: Corporations Bad. Government... Also Bad.Taking a break from sad murder stuff...to bring you sad mass casualty stuff! Andrea covers the 2013 Dhaka garment factory collapse, and Wren discusses the Point Ellice bridge disaster. 2020-01-1000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 73: I'm Not Gonna Get Drunk Again; I Already Have Two HusbandsAre you currently in the napping portion of your date? Please wake up and listen to us instead! Wren covers the tragic murder of Brandon Teena and Andrea discusses the Sounds Murders of Ben Smart and Olivia Hope. And that's it! Nothing to see here, nothing to worry about for a conservative Nebraskan citizen. 2020-01-0300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 72: 'The Enforcer of Taboos' Is My Grindr ProfileDear Germany, Do you have a foot fetish? Asking for a friend. By request, Wren covers some scary German Christmas lore and Andrea covers some German and Australian Christmas murders. Hope you've got some leftover flax!2019-12-2700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 71: Don't Eat A Dog! That's My Advice.Listen up, all you sultry millennials! Have we got some tales about coconut cream and cocaine... And then! Some tales of snow death! Wren covers the Terra Nova expedition and Andrea discusses the case of Baby Andrew. And...our first request to say something weird on air happened. There's also that.2019-12-2100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 70: Even If You're A Swamp Monster, You Can Get A Date"I'm going to a car show" means "I'm about to get murdered, call the cops". Just so you all are up on our lingo. The theme is best friend murders, so Andrea covers Anel Baez and Sofya Potapova, and Wren covers Gemma Hayter. Now, Google sleuths, go forth! You are free, little butterflies!2019-12-1300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 69: Your Lover's First Name Being Donald Is Already A Huge Red FlagHey, medical professionals and the mob!!!...Whatcha doin? 2019-12-0600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 68: I Don't Like Foot WineWhat if a lion came at you with a knife? What if you didn't listen to this episode? Listen, it's all just too awful to think about. Andrea covers the horrible murder of Giulio Regeni. After that, you simply must let Wren cheer you up with horrifying ancient Egyptian deities! We love you!! Even when you look like a crocodile. Special thanks to Miranda, Aaron and Hex!2019-11-2900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 67: And I Picked Up This Ancient Religious Artifact And Tossed It In the Elevator ShaftGood morning! And here we go. Wren covers the List House, aka the John List case, and Andrea covers the Easey Street murders. By the way, Wren goes by The Papermaster now. No, Andrea doesn't know why, so don't ask. Special thanks to all patrons!2019-11-2200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 66: TSS Interview With Preston Ewasiuk of Rutherford ManorWant a special episode? WELL TOO BAD! ...just kidding, here it is. Two Scared Siblings interview Preston Ewasiuk, creator of the Rutherford Manor universe and all-around HORROR AND DRAMA AND CARD GAME GENIUS. That's right, we said genius. If you know him, you probably know why. If you don't...listen. Just listen. Also, check this out! www.rutherford-manor.com 2019-11-1500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 65: Opening Your Door To See A Clown Is Just Never GoodAh, another wayward soul stuck in our closet, just what we were hoping for! Andrea discusses the tragic clown death of Marlene Warren, and Wren covers The Island of the Dolls. And now we're off, for our nightly limb removal. Special thanks to all patrons! We love you all unconditionally and without hesitation. We swear.2019-11-0800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 64: Like Most Things, It All Started With TurnipsEven though there was a purple man getting rocks, our cat still managed to obtain all the infinity stones. Make sense? Good! Andrea talks about some Halloween lore, and Wren reads an original Halloween story. Now put on your sweaty devil mask, and do your Halloween shit! Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-11-0100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 63: There's Definitely Something Undead Going On HereAndrea has a wayward knee!! Or was it Wren? It's getting hard to tell the difference lately. Andrea covers the Timothy O'Brien Halloween case and Wren tells us about the Mercy Brown vampire incident. All in the name of Halloween! Thanks so all of our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-10-2500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 62: The Glass Slipper Is Basically A Biohazard At This PointAndrea's apartment has been stolen by a spider! Broadcasting from a state of homelessness, Andrea brings you the original true story of the Pied Piper, and Wren tells the original Cinderella story....which was creepy, before it was Disney-fied. Thanks to all patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!2019-10-1800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 61: Sure, I'm Fabulous and Evil, But All I Can Do Is HORSE THINGS!Stop kissing your cat, and pay attention while Andrea tells you the tragic story of Elodie Kulik. Wren then tells us all about some scary French lore! Now...go back to being a hobgoblin, like your mother told you. Special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!2019-10-1100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 60: A Crayon...And Then A Sexy CrayonIf you have more than 5 alligators in your alligator pit, you'll have to answer to Andrea. Also! Here's a new episode! Wren covers Joseph D Ball, otherwise known as the Alligator Man, and Andrea tells us about Ahmad Suradji, also known as...Ahmad Suradji. Though, you'd think the saliva-drinking thing would have inspired a nickname or two. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron! Our newest Patreon episode has dropped, in case you have a hankering for horrible September murders!2019-10-0400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 59: Please Give Me Money For This Suspicious MilkBrought to you by The Dollar Store's mysterious benefactor, here is our new episode! By request, Andrea covers the reincarnation story of the Pollock sisters, which had nothing to do with a cursed ham! THEN...Wren covers the story of the Boy Who Caught His Murderer. We couldn't make a bad joke about that one, so you all got off easy. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-09-2700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 58: A Lady Faints As She Reads Lewd Anon-hate In The Year of 1892This is an inconvenient day for murder, but it's fine. We'll pull through. In honor of Friday the 13th, which it no longer is, Andrea covers Mark Branch, the Friday the 13th Copycat Killer, whom the press demonized because he was...demon-y. Wren tells us the crazy story of the first daredevil, Sam Patch, and then admits that he has no pride and will do anything for $1 a month. And then he dragged Andrea into it. So, if you want to hear us say something weird or embarrassing right on the podcast, go ahead and become a patron! At...2019-09-2000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 57: Tell Us About That Time You Were Completely Skinned From Head to ToeExcuse me, but we all know how to suck on human blood, so don't be condescending. In a very half-ass evil way, Andrea tells the story of Gloria Ramirez, also known as The Toxic Lady. Here's a bonus PSA: Don't rub anything you find at a hardware store on your skin! Wren then talks about some weird movie deaths. Please just humor him by telling him his aura is pretty. Thanks to all our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-09-1300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 56: He Was Boat-Driving! Otherwise Known As "Sailing"Beware the kangaroos - they will suddenly appear out of nowhere for no reason. In this episode, Wren covers Carl Panzram, who was a serial killer and also probably not an alien. Andrea then tells us about some horrific animal attacks! And now we're off to train ourselves to sound like we're having an emotion.... Thanks so all patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron! To hear our bonus episodes, check out www.patreon.com/twoscaredsiblings and become a donor! 2019-09-0600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 55: Please Grow Some Bats In a Lab For MeLISTEN UP, MAGGOTS!! Just kidding; you can just turn us on and ignore us. Andrea covers the tragic boot camp death of Bruce Staeger, and then admits that she is sexually attracted to viruses, and that's why she's sick a lot! Wren then tells us some horrible conversion camp stories, at which point you start to realize that doctors are humans, which means many of them are bad. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!2019-08-3000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 54: We Should Cover A Cat Murder But Where the Cat Is the MurdererWe're super nervous about meeting the aliens today, but we still managed to release this episode. Wren covers the mysterious Lead Masks Case, and Andrea discusses some mysterious last texts and missing persons cases! We're pretty tired from our research, so if you're being murdered, please press pause on that and we'll get back to you in 24 hours. Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-08-2300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 53: I'm Hoping That You Were Literally Just Besieged By a Talkative GhostWren has a child! He bought him at the pet store, but he looks like him, so close enough! Andrea covers the tragic case of the Sea Waif, murder on the Bluebelle. Wren follows this up with some more water-related horror stories! If this episode leaves you thinking, "Aliens...Ocean...Murder...What?" then we have done our job! Special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!2019-08-1600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 52: A Hatchet-like Weapon That Was Probably a HatchetFetch the smelling salts, and listen up! Wren covers Lizzie Borden, and Andrea immediately realizes she needs to purchase some oxen. Andrea then discusses some crazy axe deaths, and we learn that most axe attack victims have a bad case of the dead. So, please ignore the hatchet glittering deep within our eyes, and enjoy the episode! Special thanks to Aaron, Miranda and Hex!2019-08-0900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 51: A Saucy Affair With Ironhead SteveYou can try to kill someone with magic, but we advise you back it up with poison, just in case. Andrea covers the insanely weird story of Elizabeth Bathory, at which point we figure normal people just wouldn't want to be covered in the blood of the dead. Wren then tells us some Hungarian horror stories! So let Ironhead Steve go, and listen up! Special thanks to Aaron, Hex, and Miranda!2019-08-0200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 50: Don't We All Just Stay Awake With Barcode Scanners On Our Minds?If you are capable of being afraid of everything all at once, you're in good company! Wren covers the Otaku killer, Tsutomu Miyazaki (the human equivalent of bad mascara), at which point we learn that there are only two careers in this world: English teacher or necrophiliac murderer. Andrea then discusses some tinder murders, because she couldn't find anything nerdier. Aaaand, we finish it all off with a good, hearty lip smack! Special thanks to Hex, Aaron, and Miranda! 2019-07-2600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 49: Eyeballs Are Like Chips; You Can Never Have Too Many!We're back, to podcast and be awkward! In this episode, Andrea covers Madame Lalaurie and Wren covers some Japanese Yokai! Before you go, can you just perform an appendectomy real quick? Special thanks to Hex, Aaron, and Miranda!2019-07-1900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 48: A Dead Baby Boomer Came Back to Disapprove of PhonesHere's an episode, which is saying something considering we like to promise people things we cannot give them. So, you're welcome! In this episode, Andrea discusses voodoo and Wren covers Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen of New Orleans. And we'd like to remind you - if there's anything creepy going on in your life, it's always either a tree or a ghost. No other explanation. Special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!2019-07-1200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 47: Actually, No, We Only Tried It Once Because I Killed A ManHi everyone! We took a break from knocking out rowdy corpses, just to give you this episode! Andrea covers HH Holmes, who was a bit of a dick. We learn that if you're trying to knock someone out, and they're already dead, you can always just set them on fire. Then Wren discusses some horror stories involving homes (Holmes, get it?) Special thanks to Aaron, Miranda, and Hex!2019-07-0500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 46: I Don't Look A Day Over 10,000 BCIf you're not using your veins for anything right now, could you possibly inject - I mean, listen to this episode? Listen, maybe this was just his pathology starting early, but Wren went to band camp, and we feel like you should know that. Wren covers the Hello Kitty murder, then Andrea describes some gruesome torture methods. And now Wren is off to accidentally make some puns! Because, as we said, he is pathological. Thanks to Miranda, Aaron and Hex!2019-06-2800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 45: Most Dogs Don't Light People's Homes on FireAre you hearing gay footsteps? Good! Wren covers the stalking of Mary Stauffer and the murder of Jason Wilkman, and Andrea covers the Parker-Hulme murder case. All of the apologies for this episode go to Minnesota, and all of the thanks go to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!2019-06-2100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 44: Why Do You Always Have to Put Strychnine in Your Kisses?Is this a rich people thing? Probably, but you should listen anyway, because have we got some shit for you. First of all, stumbling upon a vlogger is no joke; you might as well get yourself addicted to crack. Wren covers the Thomas Neill Cream poisoning case and Andrea discusses the Christiana Edmunds poisoning case. Second of all, #tbt the 1800s, when there may or may not have been a strychnine store and when there was an almighty algorithm that did absolutely nothing. Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-06-1400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 43: Zombie Cannibal StrippersLet's just start this off by saying: One day you'll be dead and rotten in the ground and a preacher will be really jovial about it. In this episode, Secret Ghostbuster Cousin covers Wendigos and cannibalism, and we learn that most cannibalism is Andrea's fault. Wren covers the Daisy Leaves videos, and Andrea covers the case of Lyle Stevik. Everything is opium and sewage over here. All of it. Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!2019-06-0700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 42: I'm Dying! HAHAHAHAHA!Are you worried about having a cult following, and also a literal cult? Well, never fear. We have that and we're fiiiiiiiiine. Andrea covers the Hoia Baciu forest in Romania, which is a pretty fucked up haunted forest! Then Wren tells us all about the Tamam Shud case, also known as The Somerton Man, at which point we realize that YouTube was probably fairly rough around the edges in 1948. PS - Bermuda: We are now Bermuda and we stole your triangle. Special thanks to Aaron, Miranda and Hex!2019-05-3100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 41: Thing Is, He Fell Face First Into a PondWelcome back! Or not, depending on Andrea's mood. Wren's keeping himself occupied by talking to himself and throwing ectoplasm, but luckily Andrea is on top of things and covers the mysterious railroad murders of Kevin Ives and Don Henry. Wren then gets his shit together and discusses some amusement park deaths, which is definitely a good time. So stop talking to that big beautiful invisible man (BBIM) and LISTEN TO US!!! Special thanks to Aaron, Hex and Miranda.2019-05-2400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 40: Twilight Part 2 - The Consequences of WerewolvesIf it's stiff and it hurts and it aches, you may have been stabbed in the head by a witch. Trust us, we're self-proclaimed doctors...ish. Wren and Andrea cover a few of the creepiest cases investigated by demonologists Lorraine and Ed Warren. Also, if our grandmother is reading this: your bear and wolf show is cancelled, we're sorry. Also, we're thinking of writing a new screenplay: The Origin Story of the Corpse in the Elevator. Thoughts? Special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!2019-05-1700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 39: Don't Touch My PoodleWren thinks we should give frat boys more credit, but Andrea isn't so sure. In this episode, we learn how to avoid a goose attack and that literally nowhere is not a goose danger zone. Andrea covers the possession of Michael Taylor, which led to a tragic murder, and Wren discusses succubi and incubi. And even though Andrea hates lists, here you go: bugs, geese, book, Even Stevens, Shia Labeouf. You're welcome. Special thanks to Miranda, Hex, and Aaron!2019-05-1000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 38: A Good Dose of Impeachment with a Bit of Guillotine on the SideWe aren't sure what New Mexico is doing, but apparently it has something to do with elephant butts. Andrea discusses the Toy Box Killer, and reminisces about being eaten by ants. Wren talks about some scary video games, as well as how delicious he finds animal entrails. A big thank you to Tweeter, for letting us release our twits! Also a big thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!2019-05-0300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 37: Whirlwind of a Beast of a Sister of MineGet the fuck away from our chicken, because we need to talk to you about our top quality stalactites. Wren covers the tragic murder of Sarah Coit, and then Andrea tells us some very eerie stories about caves. We really need you to go to our patreon account, because our cave stocks are plummeting, and we may end up having to resort to living in a slimy bomb shelter. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda, and Aaron!2019-04-2600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 36: And That's Why the Spirit Was Fed Up With GaryGet that old man's face off you, and listen up. First of all, who is throwing their fingernail clippings out on the street? They're all over the goddamn place. Second, did you just say bull in conjunction with the shit word? Wren tells us all about some true creepy ouija board stories, Andrea covers some creepy superstitions, and Joe's head exploded! But he got better. Thanks to all our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!2019-04-1900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 35: If You're Into 450 Pages of Sad Things in German...Wren's eyes are smouldering, and you may call Andrea "Nurse". In this episode, we discover that sometimes the only treatment for something is incineration. Andrea discusses some murders involving YouTubers, and Wren covers African Sleeping Sickness. Dr Sexy makes an appearance and punches some flies in the face. We'd explain further, but our closet's on fire, so we gotta go! Promo: Deadtime Storiez Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Aaron, and Hex!2019-04-1200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 34: Why Not Knife-Throwing? That Doesn't Fuck Up.Fetch Andrea's turkey baster and let's get started, because your life and your soul and your organs depend on it. Wren covers the My Lai Massacre. Andrea then tries to lighten things up with some horrible stage deaths, at which point we learn that sometimes you just can't recover from drowning. So grab yourself 10 whole whiskeys and a pot, and listen to our episode. If you would like to learn more about the My Lai Massacre, please visit: https://study.com/academy/lesson/the-my-lai-massacre-causes-and-significance.html https://www.britannica.com/event/My-Lai-Massacre h...2019-04-0500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 33: Not Vampire Spiders. All Spiders. Including Vampire Spiders.Is it rational or irrational to be afraid of being choked by a mechanical clown? We're not sure, but Wren says it's not a good time, and you should trust him. Also, WELCOME TO OUR SECRET GHOSTBUSTER COUSIN EPISODE!! Secret ghostbuster cousin Brenda covers the Black Donnellys, and Wren and Andrea cover some of the deaths surrounding the Poltergeist and Exorcist movies. Now, for the real question: where are all these bats coming from? Thanks to all our listeners and patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Aaron, and Miranda!2019-03-2900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 32: It's Always Safer to Assume Evil Wizard Than NotJust listen to our episode, and shut up about our lamp oil already! In the spirit of St Patty's day, Wren covers an Irish cannibal and the haunting of an Irish castle, and Andrea covers an Irish vampire and the ghost of an Irish jester. We also surmise that if you're half dead, you're probably also at least a little anemic, and that jesters can get pretty pissed off about being stabbed to death. Thanks to all of our listeners and patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!2019-03-2200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 31: Every Time We Go Somewhere Nice, You're Rebuking GhostsWe have news. Andrea has been forced to admit that she hides dead bodies in elevator shafts, but it's ok...we're going to work through this. At least she's not getting drunk and rigging bombs! In this episode, Wren discusses terrifying internet stories and creepypastas, then Andrea talks about some horrifying New Zealand hauntings. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda! 2019-03-1500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 30: Butts and Cats and Butts and then Cats AgainSometimes you just have to wonder...why didn't someone just piss on him or something? Coming back to podcast right at you, Andrea covers the Hammersmith Ghost Murder and Wren discusses some ridiculous death stories. This episode wasn't easy, as Wren keeps trying to light himself on fire and Andrea is on the run from the lipstick law. Also, check out Murder and Myths, a podcast that covers true crime and eerie mythology. Thanks to all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Aaron and Hex!2019-03-0800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 29: Hide Your Meds, Cuz I'm Gonna Gobble ThemCan Andrea just get an isolation room, please? And Wren...well, he's busy gobbling meds. Join us for a traumatic ice cream story where absolutely no volleyball is allowed. Wren tells us the story of Clifford Olson, which involves a whole lotta murdering in a very short span of time. Andrea covers the murder of Tori Stafford, committed by Terri-Lynne McClintic and Michael Rafferty. Thanks to all of our listeners and donors, and special thanks to Miranda, Hex, and Aaron!2019-03-0100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 28: I Did The Legal Stuff And Did Not Do Any Of The Illegal StuffThis is gonna be our first GOOD episode, so listen up! You know that good, happy, friendly feeling you get when you're not getting enough oxygen? Well, that's how we felt during this crossover! Special guest star, Jocelyn from Frozen In Time podcast, talks about the Bobby Mackey's Music World haunting. Andrea covers the creepy Erdington murders and Wren covers Cicada 3301. Also, thanks to our patrons and special thanks to Aaron, Miranda and Hex!2019-02-2200 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 27: When You Murder Someone, You Also Often Break Several Other RulesIt seems awfully rude to murder someone on their birthday, but Some People just have no manners. For this episode, Wren's boyfriend Mason guest stars and tells us about the Whaley House in San Diego. Andrea covers the tragic murder of Victoria Martens. Wren then tries to lighten the mood with some scary birthday facts and stories. Please enjoy this episode as you smoke your cigar in your pantaloons! Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron! Also, thanks to a friend of the podcast, Jocelyn Maxwell from the Frozen in Time poscast...2019-02-1500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 26: I Am More Than A Ghostbuster...I Am Also A WomanBrace yourselves, because this episode is way less cheery and involves some bamboo. We had to have an intervention because Wren kept killing people, but he's better now and covers The Tourniquet Strangler, Anthony Allen Shore. Andrea is feeling pretty with snail mucus on her face, and covers Idaho serial killer, Joseph Duncan. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Aaron, Miranda and Hex!2019-02-0800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 25: Protecting You From Pissing Your BedWelcome to our Wizardry podcast episode, where we put our five dollar tier patronus on full display. Wren covers the mysterious deaths of Lisanne Froon and Kris Kremers. We then pose the question, who's Wikipedia's Wikipedia? Andrea describes some very tasty bog bodies, and tells Wren that under no circumstances can you walk off having your throat slit. Wren tells Andrea to keep sweaty tube men close to her heart, because he's a weirdo. Enjoy! Thanks to all our donors and special thanks to Aaron, Miranda and Hex!2019-02-0100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 24: Don't Slit Your Friends' Throats Just Cuz The Noise They're Making Is Creeping You OutSomewhere between Yesvada and Novada lies Nevada, and that's just geography. In this episode, Wren talks about some high school horror stories and Andrea covers the murder of Micaela Costanzo. We learn that the correct treatment for a seizure is not a shovel to the head, and that if you have a bully, you probably shouldn't just stab him in his dang old head. Thanks so all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda and Hex!2019-01-2500 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 23: Here, Want a Baby? It's a Magic Baby.Welcome back! In this episode, we give an update on the Jayme Closs case, as it has been reported in the news that she has thankfully been found. Also, thanks to people overreacting to the influence of Satan, Andrea had a cult, called the Ripper Crew, to talk about! And since Andrea is always yelling at Wren for not knowing the Mary Bell case...he covers the Mary Bell case. Thanks to all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda and Hex!2019-01-1800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 22: It Starts With Puns and Ends With WaterboardingLuckily Zombie Andrea can read, otherwise we wouldn't have this new episode! Wren starts with an email from a listener who has a theory about sheep nipple-sucking, and then the siblings discuss the JonBenet Ramsey case at length. We learn that doctors can definitely be kidnapped, and that it's always better to bring your ransom note with you. If you'd like to watch The Case of: JonBenet Ramsey, you can find parts 1 and 2 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBUQO2u-eD4 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpIB49V2izU Thanks to all our patrons and...2019-01-1100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 21: The Year Has Become New Because That's How Time IsAs Wren becomes a real boy and Andrea uproots a tree, we reflect on the New Year...with demons and murder! Wren discusses the Namahage and Andrea covers the New Year's day murder of Noelle Paquette. Despite our alarming appearance and behavior, we promise this episode is fabulous! And a big thank you to Hex and Miranda!2019-01-0400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 20: Gazed at the Krampus and the Krampus Gazed BackIt could be a nipple, or it could be a shit-ton of random nothing. Either way, the siblings are back with more Christmas horror! Wren discusses Krampus and Andrea covers the Icelandic Christmas witch, Gryla, along with her creepy-ass family. Krampus has really good judgment, so you should probably just listen. Also, thanks to all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda in Australia and Hex in Wisconsin!2018-12-2800 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 19: Beauty and the Beast and Enfield Haunting CrossoverPoltergeists may be unreliable, but we aren't! Wren covers the Enfield Haunting (by request) and Andrea covers the witchcraft murder of Kristy Bamu. So take a break from your hard potpourri merchant life, and listen to this terrifying episode! Thanks to all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda and Hex!2018-12-2000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 18: The Children-Eating Thing Is Usually Glossed OverBefore you strip and run naked through the forest, you should probably listen to this episode. Andrea talks all about creepy shapeshifters, and Wren covers Bruce Jeffrey Pardo and The Covina Massacre! Also, special thanks to listeners Miranda in Australia and Hex in Wisconsin!2018-12-1400 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 17: Man-Sized Bird...Creature...SomethingGive us your kidneys!...or just listen to our new episode. Andrea discusses the mysterious Jayme Closs case and then Wren scares the shit out of us with some cryptid tales!! Don't tell Snookie.2018-12-0700 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 16: Is It Really A Haunting If She's Just Visiting?Whether you're dead or alive, you'll enjoy this new episode of Two Scared Siblings! Wren and Andrea read an email from a listener, Wren talks about some of the haunted places in Victoria, BC, and Andrea covers the Reena Virk case.2018-11-3000 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 15: The Decapitation Side EffectTwo Scared Siblings are back to scare the shit out of each other. In this episode, you'll hear a morgue story from a listener, Wren covers the Thailand Murder Babes, and Andrea talks about some scary legends and ghosts from Thailand!2018-11-2300 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 14: Those Are Mommy's Swords!For all you eavesdroppers, here's a new episode of Two Scared Siblings! We read out an email from a listener about her creepy experience in New Zealand, Wren talks about some scary animals and events in Australia, and Andrea covers the horrifying Wanda Beach murders.2018-11-1600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 13: You Can't Prove That It Wasn't A NunFor all your horror and crafts needs, here's a new episode of Two Scared Siblings! Wren and Andrea recount stories of their run-ins with law enforcement, Andrea tells some haunted Calgary stories, and Wren discusses Spontaneous Human Combustion.2018-11-0900 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 12: The Priest Seemed Normal At FirstBe afraid, Two Scared Siblings' Halloween Special is on the loose! Andrea covers a true crime case that occurred on Halloween, and Wren reads a fictional Halloween story, authored by himself!2018-11-0100 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 11: Horses With Man FacesWelcome to your very own private horror show! In this episode, Andrea and Wren discuss their nightmares, Andrea tells the story of the Taliesin murders, and Wren talks about some haunted objects.2018-10-2600 min

Two Scared SiblingsEpisode 10: Don't Spank Crazy MurderersYou can breathe again, a new episode of Two Scared Siblings is out! In this episode, Andrea and Wren share sordid tales from their pasts, Wren discusses the case of the Slender Man stabbing, and Andrea finishes off by disclosing some very strange deaths! 2018-10-1900 min