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weedcap radiothe age of disclosureThanksgiving hits harder than the weed this week. Caleb and Lauren show up overfed, rip roarin' high, and barely functional, trying to explain why they attempted to watch a UFO documentary but only ended up arguing about aliens with Down syndrome, foie gras executions, and why ska musicians should legally be allowed to DM teens.Caleb spirals into a full blown alien body conspiracy while Lauren denies snoring through the entire movie. From chair people romances to vigilante Walgreens pedo hunters to whether people with eyebrow piercings should be sent to...
2025-11-2845 min
weedcap radiogone girl (i was viciously attacked by a dog outside of my home last night)This episode was supposed to be about Gone Girl. It isn’t. Caleb ends up walking through his Cisco network engineering years instead, detailing a class full of pill trading dropouts, confused prodigies, and a series of choices that,in hindsight, read like warnings. Lauren listens and tries to connect the dots between that environment and the person sitting next to her.The conversation shifts to their condo. A neighbor’s nicotine stained dog bites Caleb in his own walkway, the owners pretend it’s normal, and Earl, the retired federal agent who runs the co...
2025-11-2154 min
Clever Name PodcastPODCAST WAR WCR Vs Clever Name PodcastWeedcap Radio has disgraced Ryan from the clever name podcast and it devolves into a full blown podcast war. We do the science and find out that all water is pee, Chinas bridges are collapsing despite Ryans faith in them, Martin makes a cheese coffee and we open a pack of the most offensive card on earth. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK.
2025-11-1814 min
weedcap radiofunny games (piss king of the world, no big deal)Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping.From there we get into:-Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer -Caleb quitting weed- Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin - The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss.We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep kids, the bizarre rewind...
2025-11-141h 05
weedcap radiowinnie the pooh:blood and honey (boys night w/ ryan from clever name podcast)Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long distance pissing. By the end, we’ve covered the ethics of eating people, sink etiquette, and whether burning a steak...
2025-11-021h 37
weedcap radioAmy's OCaleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgotten 2001 rom com about a feminist author who hates men until she meets a shock jock that makes Howard Stern...
2025-10-2451 min
weedcap radioBoondock Saints 2 ( we ate 60 chicken wings before this episode)This one starts strong and ends somewhere near spiritual collapse. Parker Brown shows up to make us watch Boondock Saints II, but the movie barely survives five minutes before dissolving into an argument about the French, seafood in plastic bags, and whether Outback Steakhouse is holy or heretical.From there, it’s a slow descent.......Caleb plotting his birthday “Atomic Wing Challenge” like a death wish, defending his NASCAR 25 addiction as if it’s a calling, and mentoring a handicapped kid online who may or may not exist. Lauren’s trying to hold it together w...
2025-10-201h 24
weedcap radiounder siege 2We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some a...
2025-10-031h 34
weedcap radiodangerous animals - st. ides is for the childrenWe kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we al...
2025-09-281h 25
weedcap radioThe Departed with special guest Crack AmicoThe movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) . A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of microchips, debate whether Nicholson’s dildo was ever in the script (spoiler: he brought it from home), and...
2025-09-191h 33
weedcap radioTogether - R.I.P Primanti Bros - Never ForgetThe movie this week is Together (2025).We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.We talk about:– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable - Why body horror movies are just “artistic Jackass”
2025-09-1251 min
weedcap radioteeth/entering the mind of dick cruditeWe kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.We talk about:-Why psychological thrillers suck-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vi...
2025-09-0548 min
weedcap radioKiller JoeA brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.We talk about:Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at you in the first five minutes before dragging you through trailers, muffler shops, and Matthew McConaughey’s most unhinged performanceGina Gershon’s legendary Merkin col...
2025-08-3139 min
weedcap radiored eye (2005)The movie this week is Red Eye (2005)Episode Starts With:A rant about Google Voice being the downfall of modern America, and Caleb repeatedly insisting he can fix the soundboard with "little tools"We Talk About:-Rachel McAdams thinking she’s in a Hallmark rom-com until she’s trapped next to Cillian (Killian? Chillian?) Murphy on a flight from hell–Cillian Murphy’s jawline as an all-purpose tool, weapon, and possibly sculpture instrument-Red flags, t...
2025-08-2545 min
weedcap radiocome to daddy (sunday morning wake and bake)the movie this week is come to daddywe kick things off with a relaxed sunday morning wake & bake, get deep into covid era nostalgia (aka “the best time of caleb’s life”), and a random guy named josh who calls in just to label caleb a “rat son of a bitch”we talk about:– elijah wood’s psycho eyes and how hollywood figured out he can go from hobbit to cracked-out gas station lurker in 0.2 seconds– electronic music djs trying to convince us thei...
2025-08-1747 min
weedcap radiothe orderWe are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling. Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the receiving end of a drive by shooting. Somewhere in there, we deep dive the “Suss...
2025-08-1458 min
weedcap radioSweeney Todd vs QuicksilverWe start off in full chaos mode: new nicknames courtesy of Ron Bennington (“Kay-Leeb from Baltimore” makes his debut), ditching craft beer for Coors Banquet, fantasizing about lifted trucks, and creating a brand-new drinking game called That’s a Racial. Things spiral into police scanner codes, family reunion drama, and the single most revolting Jolly Rancher story ever told.Eventually we pit two very different movies head-to-head: Kevin Bacon’s bike-messenger fever dream Quicksilver takes on Tim Burton’s bloody musical Sweeney Todd. We argue over best performances, cinematography, soundtracks, and opening sc...
2025-08-0844 min
weedcap radiothe usual suspectsthis week’s episode opens with a celebration: caleb’s finger infection is (mostly) gone thanks to misused antibiotics and the healing power of coors banquet. we talk diy medical treatment, premature gray hair, and how antibiotics might be the ultimate drinking hackeventually, we pivot to the usual suspects. a movie we’ve tried to watch seven times, but always fell asleep before the opening credits. we talk about the chaotic production, the real-life horrors behind the camera (yes, it’s a bryan singer/kevin spacey joint), and how benicio del toro farted his way...
2025-08-0353 min
weedcap radiopromising young womanthe movie this week is promising young womanwe start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower.we talk about:– bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy– spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor– if a man killing a woman counts as self-defense when she handcuffed him to a bedo...
2025-07-3044 min
weedcap radiocruel intentions.for this episode we watched cruel intentions (1999)this one feels like a real return to our roots. by that, i mean i was hammered on natural ice (the official beer of the weedcap, they just don’t know it yet) and lauren was along for the ride. join us as we talk about how a guy i work with showed me his finger-sized dong while playing a video on his phone, how ryan phillipe plays a young harvey weinstein in this movie, why nobody should want a...
2025-07-2442 min
weedcap radiocloserthis week we watched closer (2004). a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene.we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy little flick would’ve been like with a David Attenborough voiceover. thanks for listening....
2025-07-2134 min
weedcap radioopusOpus (2025)this movie could’ve been awesome had they cast someone other than john malkovich to play a former pop star. unfortunately he moves in a way so devoid of rhythm, and so painfully caucasian that we just weren’t buying it.join us as we talk all things opus, ponder why glory holes only exist in bathrooms, and question why cult leaders always wear silk clothes.if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments pleasethanks...
2025-07-1447 min
weedcap radiothe tax collector.This week on The Weedcap, we kick things off with a heartfelt apology for some of our behavior in the last episode.Then it's straight into the gritty streets of L.A. as we dive into David Ayer’s The Tax Collector. A film where Shia LaBeouf got a real chest tattoo for a role that shows it for approximately seven seconds. We marvel at the commitment, question the choices, and try (unsuccessfully) to figure out what a prostate actually does. Gang wars, questionable accents, and de...
2025-07-1146 min
weedcap radiosinnersthis week we watched sinners. we were very intoxicated for this episode so we also end up talking about plus sized naked and afraid, building the perfect burger, elvis dying on the toilet, and which ethnicity we’d eat if we were vampires.if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments. thanks for listening. we love ya.
2025-07-061h 03
weedcap radioi melt with yougrab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you. a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting.what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoerotic. thanks for listening.have a great holiday weekend. ...
2025-07-0457 min
weedcap radiothe challengersBrooke is back by popular demand. She made us watch The Challengers, a movie that she went to see in theaters 3 times. We talk about tennis, which male lead is more attractive, and how when she picked this movie, she texted me and said “Zendaya is in it” which led to me waiting all movie for the Indian dude from American Idol to show up on screen. thanks for listening we love ya long live the people’s prin...
2025-06-3059 min
weedcap radio28 inches later28 inches laterthis was supposed to be about the 28 days later series but we really talk a lot about comas.later in the episode we try to pick one fictional character we’d want with us in the zombie apocalypse. lauren picked woody harrelson from zombieland. i picked ted from jingle all the way. i’d cultivate a daddy dom relationship with him, where i’m the daddy obviously. i’d send him out to bed down women and steal their supplies. later once he retur...
2025-06-2440 min
weedcap radiothe icemanThis week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman. A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film.Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot. That’s it. That’s the post.Drop your thoughts/ratings out of 10 on the film in the comme...
2025-06-1957 min
weedcap radiothe surferAfter surviving a surprise factory reset of our soundboard (we’re fine, mostly), we bring you an episode all about The Surfer. The 2024 Nicolas Cage film where he lives in the parking lot of a beach, maybe forgets who he is, and definitely eats a dead rat.
It’s a weird, sun-drenched fever dream full of beach bullies, existential breakdowns, and one very intense guy in a red Snuggie.
We talk Cage’s beachside meltdown, the line between enlightenment and heatstroke, and why this might be the strangest movie of the year….and that’s saying something.
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2025-06-1532 min
weedcap radiochronically marvelous: x-men (2000)Welcome to the first episode of Chronically MarvelousA limited run series where everyone’s favorite filmmaker, TESD Town resident, and @reviewinghistorypod extraordinaire Brian (lifelong Marvel fan) drags Caleb (Marvel virgin, stoned contrarian) through every movie in the MCU.We’re starting with X-Men (2000), the leather-clad opener that kicked off two decades of cinematic dominance by treating mutant genocide and Hugh Jackman’s abs with equal gravity.Join us as we kick around Hugh Jackman’s pending divorce, wonder how much culpability the X-Men have in...
2025-06-071h 07
weedcap radioeyes wide shutroll up a jeffery and spiral with us into the cold, horny void of Eyes Wide ShutStanley Kubrick’s final, bleak whisper about sex, power, and the death rattle of meaning. We follow Tom Cruise as he sleepwalks through a city that might not exist, chasing shadows, fantasies, and the illusion that anyone really knows or loves him. We breakdown how Nicole Kidman delivers monologues with the cadence of asthmatic, wheelchair-bound Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle. We wonder how anyone could belong to a sex-cult when post nut clarity exists. We come to...
2025-06-0553 min
weedcap radiotiptoesthis morning we took a psychedelic stumble (shoutout to UK Cheese 🧀) into tiptoes a movie so catastrophically misjudged, it feels like a prank on both hollywood and the concept of good taste. we unpack the in’s and out’s of dwarves at the chinese buffet (yes, including plate strategy), pitch our new reality TV obsession little women: baltimore, ponder if a dead dwarf would be enough to fill a single vulture’s stomach, and try to wrap our melted brains around the fact that gary oldman plays a dwarf… by walking on his knees. that...
2025-05-311h 06
weedcap radiospunbuckle up and crush your meds: this week on the weedcap, we dive face-first into what might be the craziest movie ever made — spun. m3th , adult cartoon sequences, mickey rourke, and more seizure editing than you can shake a pipe at. lauren and caleb try (and fail) to follow the plot while tripping over speed-induced hallucinations, floating tiddies, and a soundtrack that smells like trucker sweat and monster energy.this ain’t just a movie — it’s a 90-minute panic attack with a nu-metal heartbeat. join us...
2025-05-2959 min
weedcap radiospeak no evilGrab a breakfast pint and join us for a saturday morning wake and bake while we dissect the James McAvoy led Speak No Evil. We mostly talk about the mouth noises British people make when they speak, festival girls, the time I was hired to do standup at a memorial service, and getting some head at the dinner table. We hope you have a great weekend Thanks for listening We love ya
2025-05-241h 03
weedcap radiocompanionit’s officially twink season so fire up something potent and slip into something artificial—this week we’re getting deep (and we mean deep) into companion. a tale of penetration, power settings, and partners who come fully upgradeable. when josh brings iris to a remote lakehouse for a little group interface, things get hairy fast: bad connections, forced reboots, and one very sticky error message. we’re talking backdoor access, hacked inhibitions, and firmware so freaky it voids the warranty. tune in as we finger the plot, stroke the subtext, and ask: is love still love when she’s got a ch...
2025-05-2043 min
weedcap radioroad housefire up some scorpion and join us for a mystical, homoerotic trip through the florida keys, where jake gyllenhaal kicks ass, conor mcgregor levitates with rage, and a haunted bar may or may not be a portal to purgatory. we dive deep into roadside nihilism, sweaty violence, and cgi punches that echo through time. is dalton a bouncer, a ghost, or the last ufc fighter to ever feel love? we don’t know. we’re too high. but we do know this: if your bar needs saving, pray it’s not by som...
2025-05-1345 min
weedcap radiothe monkeythe monkeyif we see stephen king, just know its’s on sight thanks for listening we love ya
2025-05-0847 min
weedcap radiotombstone (in vino veritas)brooke is back and all you need to know is yesterday she texted me qoute "dear lord i was off that moscato. i didn't say anything offensive did i?"tombstone barely comes up, sorry bout that. this one got pretty sloppy and turned into a 2v1 on every subject. we'll be back with a more movie based episode on wednesday.thanks for listeningwe love ya
2025-05-051h 00
weedcap radioflight riskflight riska 91 minute affront on the senseswritten by jared rosenbergdirected by mel gibsonthat means nature is healing thanks for listening we love ya
2025-04-2842 min
weedcap radiothe velocipastorthis one is a doozy. had the best time hanging and talking with our friend @parkerbrowncomedy. parker is legitimately one of the funniest comics to ever walk this earth and if you have the chance to see him locally, do it now before he’s selling out clubs. he’s the reigning magooby’s joke house comedian of the year. to put that into context, past winners include stavros halkias and shane gillis. simply put, it’s an honor to call him a friend and we appreciate him doing our show.
2025-04-241h 32
weedcap radiosuper size methe pope is dead and i’m not feeling so great myselfel diablo was conquered but this episode is probably borderline unlistenable, towards the end I couldn’t even finish a sentence. I should’ve had a guest on for lauren to talk to while I ingested because I didn’t take into account how busy my mouth would be taking down all the beers, burgers, and bongers. also I said some things I regret but is a man to be held responsible for everything that he speaks after ingesting 6 beers in an hour? I...
2025-04-211h 24
weedcap radiobabygirl.babygirlwhat a filma true masterpiece recorded 4/15/2025we’ll see you guys this fridayfor a very special edition of the showit’s good to be back to our roots thanks for listening we love ya let us know what you thought of this sexy little flick in the comments
2025-04-161h 03
weedcap radionosferatu longnosferatu longbrooke is back but this time she stayed sober recorded live 4/11/25thanks for listeningwe love ya
2025-04-141h 41
weedcap radioamerica's most bluntedamerica’s most blunted recorded live while incredibly baked 4/4/2025thanks for listening we love ya
2025-04-0752 min
weedcap radiooutta-ass spatulasoutta-ass spatulasthis is not our best workrecorded very fried and sleepy on 3/30/2025thanks for listeningwe love ya
2025-03-3128 min
weedcap radiocaleb and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad daytoday was legitimately the worst day of my entire life and i have never been so humiliated. listen to this episode if you want to hear lauren laugh until she sobs while i talk about it. recorded 3/26/2025, a day that will live in infamythanks for listening, we love ya and right now i could use some love
2025-03-2644 min
weedcap radiounderstand nothing was done to meunderstand nothing was done to merecorded live on youtube 3/21/251 studio guest intro music by jarvthanks for listeningwe love ya
2025-03-241h 13
weedcap radioi got stealthed at the carroll fuels in damascus marylandrecorded live on youtube 3/19/2025intro music by @jarvmakesmusici got stealthed at the carroll fuels in damascus maryland thanks for listening, we love ya
2025-03-2040 min
weedcap radiokiss me, i’m highrishrecorded live 3/14/2025intro music by @jarvmakesmusicmake a mess in me, brother thanks for listening, we love ya calls from @juggalojake108 and andy_in_614
2025-03-161h 53
weedcap radiothe creature from WHAT lagoon????the creature from WHAT lagoon? recorded live 3/7/2025intro/outro by @jarvmakesmusic
2025-03-091h 04
weedcap radioall that was in his buttdid you know that you can request the i.r.s. to audit someone if you think they’re misrepresenting their wages and they’ll just do it? nelly furtado / trip down memory lane / comedy booker / we got big leagued / mission2amillion / world famous disney pin scam artist fleece johnson / prison lube
2025-03-0648 min
weedcap radiodinner with a celebrityWhat a magical night. Still getting our footing doing these live shows but having a lot of fun. Officially back to two episodes per week starting now. Thanks for listening, we love ya. r.i.p. gene hackman / ashley madison / we had dinner with a celebrity / my backdoor clean routine / steakhouse whopper is back / got lauren a new shower head for valentine’s day / al’s having a kid so his schedule is wide open
2025-03-031h 13
weedcap radioa day late, a dollar shortThis episode is funky. Not necessarily in a good way, it's just funky as hell. I've been begrudgingly sober for a week, we are still sick, I was struggling to breathe, and both of our voices sound crazy. Luckily, we had some good callers to bail us out. Sorry if a part near the ends seems to "skip" at one place. I said the last name of someone who I am genuinely terrified of. The kind of guy who makes outrageous claims like Ken Shamrock was the best man in his wedding, Simone Byles was at his house on...
2025-02-2448 min
weedcap radiocool ranch flapsThe first live show. Lauren was sick with a fever and I was beside myself trying to focus on the technical aspects of a live stream so our performances were kind of lacking. Luckily we had a few great callers. We can’t wait for the next live show. new show format / andy from columbus calls in / skyline chili / tp etiquette / bar room wrestling / the ott house / vishnu caught with a strap in cleveland / jeff tzatziki calls in / the mccormick institute of flavoring and technology / a brief summary of...
2025-02-1657 min
weedcap radioyeah jeetsThis episode was a sound test that turned out to be fun so we decided to release it. We’re joined by Tortellini Makin’ @alfredbarnescomedy and Magooby's Comedian of the Year @parkerbrowncomedy We still owe you an episode on 7500, sorry bout that. From now on we'll be doing a regular episode per week and a live youtube broadcast on Friday nights at 8 where you can call in and share your opinions.On this one we talk about:
2025-02-091h 33
weedcap radioPremium Rush (PROJECT 42069)Premium Rush is one of the best movies ever made, Michael Shannon is the best actor of all time, and this is my favorite episode we have ever done, that’s not just the Tito’s talking. If the movie doesn’t interest you, don't worry because we do not talk about it at all.Instead we talk about:-Project 42069-Lowe's Hotdogs-Sitting Shitta-Rutter’s Crab Cakes-The new definition of "happy ending"-The Sup...
2025-02-0246 min
weedcap radioBush Snake MoanWelp, we left it to you guys to pick a movie for Wednesday’s episode and it was split right down the middle 50/50 between Bushwhacked and Black Snake Moan. Instead of flipping a coin like we planned to do originally, we elected to reimagine the plot of Bushwhacked with Samuel L Jackson’s character from Black Snake Moan playing the main character instead of Daniel Stern. We also decided to release it immediately. If that doesn’t interest you, no worries because we also talk about:-the o...
2025-01-2931 min
weedcap radioCarry OnListen, over the course of this podcast it has become a bit of a running bit for me to claim any movie that I don’t enjoy as “the worst movie I’ve ever seen”. So, I want to be perfectly clear and let you all know that when I say this is actually the worst movie I’ve ever seen, it’s not a bit. It is not hyperbole. This movie is an abomination, an affront on the senses. An insult to the viewer’s intelligence. The acting is abysmal and the plot is horrendous...
2025-01-2731 min
weedcap radioBone TomahawkA day late and several dollars short. We talk about this awesome movie but we also talk about:-an adult film parody called Go N’ Slobmacawk -the Big Buford™️ from @checkers -Billy Ray Cyrus’ net worth -Lauren’s grandfather searching “60 year old women in leotards” on YouTube habitually T...
2025-01-2426 min
weedcap radioA Quiet Place: Day OneWell, I got drunk for this episode because it’s snowing heavily outside and the Lions lost last night. We do talk about the movie in this one quite a bit but we also talk about:-Bear Grylls living in a tent across from the Outback Steakhouse in Westminster-How easy it was to cheat on your wife as a traveling salesman in the 50’s and 60’s-My PawPaw using his backdoor as a coin purse
2025-01-1940 min
weedcap radioEscape From New YorkI’ll be honest, I’m coming down with a virus and not every episode can be a winner. Don’t listen to this if you want to hear us recap or talk about the plot of this movie at all because it doesn’t happen Feel free to listen if you wanna hear about:-us imagining Kurt Russell was a black guy named Kurt Hustle and he’s married to Goldie Hawn but also what if she was a trashy girl from philly nam...
2025-01-1634 min
weedcap radioCompliance (not really , we barely mention it)The movie this week is Compliance starring the mom from Bushwhacked as a local fast food manager who makes a teenager get naked in the back room during a shift. If it doesn’t sound interesting to you, don’t worry because after the first 3 minutes it never really comes up again. Instead we talk about: Wendy’s baked potatoes, things I could break inside me if my sphincter slammed shut, and how excited we are to try Korean bbq this coming Friday (hit us with must try dishes in the commen...
2025-01-1231 min
weedcap radioA Simple PlanLife is really all about questions you ask yourself and right now you need to ask yourself if you want to see Billy Bob Thornton playing a mentally challenged guy (typecast again), dressed like he plays bass in a Midwest emo band while he and Bill Paxton try to steal millions of dollars from a crashed plane. It is the best movie we’ve watched for this podcast and the best one I’ve seen in years, no joke. That’s not just 50 OZ of natty daddy and several gummies talking, I prom...
2025-01-0850 min
weedcap radioThe Sweetest Thing (30 mins of glory hole talk)coming to you live from the chili’s gloryhole in timonium maryland sorry for the audio pops, we moved all the podcast stuff when we hosted christmas and it must’ve gotten jammed up along the way. that will be fixed for wednesday’s episode. it’s gonna snow like crazy here tonight. thanks for listening. we love ya.
2025-01-0638 min
weedcap radiowet ass christmasPark that big red sleigh right in this little garage. Wishing you all a wonderful holiday, shoutout to you all for participating and recommending movies. We love ya, stay safe. I had more to type but I’ve had quite a bit of eggnog also wanted to include Jamie in the shoutouts at the end and forgot. That’s my bad.
2024-12-2434 min
weedcap radioBrokeback MountainSeveral months in the hot, humid mountains during the dog days of summer? Two sweaty cowboys surviving solely off canned beans? Spontaneous butt love?You just know it smell crazy in that tent.Let us know what you thought of this one in the comments. See you guys on Wednesday. Thanks for listening, we love ya.
2024-12-1635 min
weedcap radioQuest for CheeseAs you may have seen on our Instagram this week, tragedy struck our family. You see, every year Lauren gets an Aldi cheese advent calendar and reviews them on her Instagram and Facebook. Tuesday night she got stoned and left it out on our dining room table. Christmas was ruined. That is, until a good samaritan from Hanover Pennsylvania reached out offering their extra advent calendar. Suddenly, our plans to do an episode on a Christmas classic flew out the window and we were left wondering what to do. We decided to do what...
2024-12-1234 min
weedcap radioFan Mail Episode 1Hey guys, doing something new here. Each week we're gonna pick one letter from you guys and read it. Normally we would discuss it too but I am flying solo on this one. This letter came all the way from Altoona Pennsylvania and is a fiery defense of canned ham.
2024-12-1005 min
weedcap radioChristmas with the Kranks (Krankin' our hogs)Let us know in the comments how you feel about this movie or if you’ve ever eaten ham from a can. Also let us know how you feel about our fool-proof method to make sure you have a wet ass xmas. Thanks for listening, we love ya.
2024-12-0941 min
weedcap radioPatriot’s DaySurprise drop on Tuesday night instead of Wednesday but there’s some things you need to know: 1) let’s just get this out of the way, I’m sorry for the words I use to describe Mark Wahlberg in this episode. I’ll be asking the pope for forgiveness. 2) I need someone to draw Mark Wahlberg as the Mothman so I can make a hoodie for myself out of it 3) Old Fezziwig® is a spiced brown ale...
2024-12-0431 min
weedcap radioThe Substance (I have kidney stones and my peepee hurts bad)We were gonna do a long episode on the Lethal Weapon series but Friday I started having some wicked pain downstairs. After a lengthy interrogation of Lauren and the brief administration of a polygraph (which she passed), I saw a doctor and it turns out that I don't have a UTI or STD. Instead, I can find comfort in the fact that my pain is due to tiny shards ripping their way out of my member. This episode probably sucks but Lauren did a good job of carrying it and also being a faithful partner. We'll see you guys...
2024-12-0238 min
weedcap radioBlink Twiceblink twice if you want us to have some stella cidre’s at 11 AM. join us as we explore what it is about a tropical island that makes a man want to act a fool. this might be channing tatum’s worst performance, and if you’ve seen his other films you know that’s saying something. let us know what you thought about it in the comments.a lot of new listeners this week so if you’re new here, thanks for getting in on the ground floor here. To all the OG crows, tha...
2024-11-2530 min
weedcap radioJingle All The WayWell guys, this whole episode is a mixed bag of emotions. On one hand, this is my favorite movie of all time. On the other hand, Lauren hates this movie. On the other, other hand my own personal 9/11 has happened and may god have mercy on Peter Cancro’s soul. We love you and thank you for listening. “This is a sick world we’re living in. Sick people”
2024-11-2041 min
weedcap radioInvestigation AlienHey folks, kind of a weird one here. We were going to release a holiday movie episode today but given recent happenings in the news and UFO space, we felt it prudent this past weekend to lock ourselves inside and consume a ton of rick simpson oil while watching alien documentaries. These are the sacrifices you make when you’re an artist. To be honest, we barely talk about aliens. We mostly speak about hoagies, getting drunk, hangovers, 1950’s housewife anatomy and which NSFW subreddit we visit once a week...
2024-11-1834 min
weedcap radioTrapTrap is a 2024 American psychological thriller film written, directed, and produced by M. Night Shyamalan.
It’s named after what it feels like to sit down and watch this movie. And then when you’re 45 minutes in, you hit pause to see how much more you have to endure and to your horror, there’s an hour left. This movie could’ve ended at the hour mark and it wouldn’t have changed the plot whatsoever. Truly one of those flicks that makes you feel robbed of precious moments on this Earth. Having said that, if you want to see Kid Cudi d...
2024-11-1331 min
weedcap radioSpiderman with Brian Ruppert from Reviewing History and TESD Town**calling all ants**Well guys, first thing I am going to do is apologize if the audio sounds a little weird. I spent most of the weekend trying to fix where it sounds a little “skippy” and I think this is as good as it’s going to get. Who would’ve guessed that a podcast run by stoners would have a few audio hiccups on the first remotely recorded episode? Special thanks to @brian_ruppert from @tesdtown and @reviewinghistorypod for joining us. We had a great time discussi...
2024-11-111h 21
weedcap radioThe Last DescentThis is about that guy who got stuck in the cave in Utah but to be honest it's a lot of talk about soaking. We also touch on mormonism, the poophole loophole, robotripping, driving while robotripping, and jon jones
thanks for listening, we appreciate it, special thanks to everyone who subscribed on spotify/apple when instagram was trifling. it's the best time of the year, watch jingle all the way and think of us while you do it. maybe give soaking a try. stay safe, stay stoned, and watch movies
2024-11-0636 min
weedcap radioState of The Weedcap (sorry, we're drunk)edible underwear, 24 hour walmarts, the north hanover chinese buffet, subway, and paper towel fortresses. damn, these glasses of Christmas ale got me feeling scrumptious. if i went to the chinese buffet right now, they would speak my name in whispers for centuries to come.This is my favorite episode we've done and there isn't even a movie of the week. also, obviously, don't drive drunk unless the world ends and there's some sort of i am legend type situation. at that point you should be drunk any time you put the keys in that...
2024-11-0449 min
weedcap radioMaXXXineMaXXXine was pretty good, visually you could not ask for a better movie. The color tones and all look incredible. We both enjoyed it with our Saturday morning wake and bake. Only gripe is that for a movie about the adult entertainment industry, there is a criminally low amount of lady bits. Even Lauren was begging for some tiddies by the end. I had to show her mine. We’ll see you guys on Halloween when we drop our next episode. Stay safe, stay stoned, and watch movies.
2024-10-2841 min
weedcap radioHalloween 3: Season of the Witch
not gonna lie, this one is low energy as hell. we've discovered tonight that sunday nights just aren't made for podcasting when you gotta go back to work on monday. excited to drop a better one next week for you guys and yep, the word on the street is true. starting in november, a second episode will drop weekly on wednesdays at 4:20 PM. This movie was pretty crazy (shoutout Craig). we also talk about bj frequency, polaroids, and milkmen. we both give this a 5/10 and you should watch it as a little seasonal treat. stay safe, stay stoned, and...
2024-10-2123 min
weedcap radioHellraiser (and bird genitalia)Shoutout to Craig from Sinister Screen for recommending this, it was a first viewing for both of us. Unfortunately, I went way too deep on the edibles while we watched and got super uncomfy. Lauren held down the fort though.My thoughts: I don't know exactly what I want to see while I can barely open my eyes but I know it isn't hooks going into a man's flesh. 4/10Lauren's thoughts: I thought it was a very good Halloween movie and I enjoyed it alot. 6/10
2024-10-1436 min
weedcap radioBeetlejuice kind ofGuys this was supposed to be a sweet, long episode on both beetlejuice movies. You see, we spent hundreds of dollars this past week on better mics and we were pumped to use them but they keep randomly disconnecting. Around the 22 minute mark, the audio drops entirely so we truly apologize for that. The first 8 episodes we did were without issue so we are confident we can get back to smooth sailing but to be frank, right now we are in technology hell and it seems like the issue might be our audio interface and not the mics. Anyways...
2024-10-0722 min
weedcap radioDinner in America bonus episodeThis episode probably sucks, we watched this movie a few days ago and the mics we had kept messing up. We just recorded this ep as an audio test and we kinda talk about the movie. We also talk about the finer points of bird mating, AFI's first 4 records, our weekend plans, and chipotle's new brisket which is just flat out gangbusters.
Caleb's thoughts: 1/10. This entire movie is Beaver from Veronica Mars taking advantage of someone with special needs.
Lauren's thoughts: 6/10. It was a fun film and I think...
2024-10-0526 min
weedcap radioHoward The DuckHard to believe this movie was made. Even harder to believe it led George Lucas into poverty. Did you know Principal Rooney was a diddler? Lauren did and she still loves him.
Caleb's thoughts: 5.5/10, pretty fun if you imagine it's some sort of fever dream and when it's over, you'll wake up as a kid again without a care in the world.
Lauren's thoughts: 3/10, I did not like it and I can't believe we watched this. Can't believe it's a real movie.
2024-09-3035 min
weedcap radioMagic Mike (isn’t the only one feeling magical)This sort of thing isn’t even my bag, baby. What a trip. We’ll see you guys next week, thanks for listening. Stay safe, stay stoned, and watch movies
2024-09-2340 min
weedcap radio50 Shades of GreyThis movie was sexual. Not because of it's content but because it was long and hard to take.
My thoughts: bleh, to quote my favorite comedian: "I find sex to be an embarrassing exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win" 2/10
Lauren's thoughts: I thought the movie was bland, like a better quality lifetime movie. wish it had a better storyline instead of all the sex scenes. 4/10
Thanks for listening, we'll see you next week. We spoil the surprise of next...
2024-09-1643 min
weedcap radioLonglegs (sorry 4 the wait....shoutout weezy)Nicolas Cage stars as Longlegs, in the creatively titled feature film Longlegs. He is a serial killer who looks like Rocky Dennis if Rocky Dennis was that version of Michael Jackson who shook that baby on that balcony. The film stinks, simply put. Heralded and toted by film critics and audience members alike as one of the best films of the year, Longlegs turned out to be a ridiculous, goofy, and tired rehashing of the same demonic possession movies they've been making since the 70's. We really appreciate all of the...
2024-09-1037 min
weedcap radioFalling DownLittle special edition episode of The Weedcap called "booze cinema" where we get drunk and watch a movie. Only catch is that Lauren couldn't drink today so she's stoned on like 100 mg of edibles while claiming she isn't high enough and I am drunk with a belly full of dark, fall themed beer and edibles. Falling Down is an incredible movie, we both rated it an 8/10. If you've seen it, send us your thoughts on insta @theweedcap or email us @theweedcappodcast@gmail.com. If you haven't seen it, watch it immediately. We rented it on Xfinity for $3.99 and it...
2024-09-0357 min
weedcap radioThe VagrantSorry if this one is kinda low energy, the film was a snoozer, we're super stoned, and it's the last day of a 3 day weekend at the time of recording. The Vagrant is about our nation's homeless crisis and the real estate market. Bill Paxton buys a run-down house, has a conflict with a homeless man, goes insane, and ends up hundreds of miles away sporting a mullet and getting regular hummers from the mature bbw next door. My thoughts: Yawn. I'd rather watch the camera footage from a colonoscopy.
2024-09-0229 min
weedcap radioSuburban Commandoyooooo in this funky little bonus episode we watch the star studded 1991 classic Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan, Christopher LLoyd, and Shelly Duvall. Hulk Hogan plays a space bounty hunter stuck on earth living with a suburban family. Hilarity ensues, depending on who you ask.
My thoughts: a trip down memory lane. Nostalgic, warm, and goofy. A fantastic Friday night movie as long as you're stoned and have pizza
Lauren's thoughts: I've seen worse movies. Hulk Hogan has a giant head
Thanks to everyone for watching. The numbers continue to grow and surprise us, we're having so much fun doing...
2024-08-2840 min
weedcap radioAvatar(ded?)
This week's episode is a little different. I let Lauren pick a movie to surprise me with and she picked, legitimately, the worst movie I have ever seen. It was genuinely painful to sit through. She picked Avatar.
my thoughts: "I'd rather get acupuncture on an airplane for 3 hours, while getting waterboarded, than sit through this again"
Lauren's thoughts: " it was okay but would never have the time to watch it again. I like the animals"
Thanks for listening, sorry this one...
2024-08-2631 min
weedcap radioDarkmanThis movie rules. Perfect blend of humor, nostalgia, action, and grittiness. Liam Neeson plays Darkman, a vigilante exacting revenge on a series of gangsters who made him look like a hotdog on the rollers at 7-11. Hope you enjoy it, sorry if it's weird, the audio for the first recording we did wouldn't convert to MP3 for some reason so this was take 2. Normally we record as soon as the movie ends so the timing might be off on this since we initially recorded it on Saturday. Also, sorry I loudly spilled a cup of water towards the end...
2024-08-2038 min
weedcap radioGleaming the CubeThis was a favorite of mine when I was little and it was a blast to revisit 20 years later. At least for me, Lauren absolutely hated it but I can see why. It's bad but almost in that so bad it's good category. Plus you can watch Tony Hawk drive around in a Pizza Hut branded pickup truck. I am sorry for any spikes in audio. I tried to get that fixed but let's face it: it's late, I'm stoned, and I have a real "we'll get em' next week" approach to this podcast where we'll just keep improving...
2024-08-1545 min
weedcap radioMac and Me
Welp, The Weedcap is back in a big way and by big way I mean we got super high and it turns out Laurens mic wasn’t working correctly so forgive the audio quality here. It will be fixed for next week. Btw my fiancée Lauren and I are going to be doing this every week. I have a lot of weekly segments planned and a lot of horribly bad movies to subject her to. Started off with one of the worst movies either of us have ever seen. This was a first viewing for both of us and...
2024-08-1240 min
Dont Say ThatDon’t Say That Weekly weedcapThis episode we recap the Paul vs may weather fight, chad Johnson getting put down and some other shit I can’t remember
2021-06-171h 15