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The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastRudd on the Blocks | The Great Hunt, Chapters 26-30In which our heroes chase, get chased, meet new people, and just royally screw up.
Mike gots jokes
Amal tries to spoil the ending of Shogun
James gets weirdly antagonistic toward coffee
Isaiah admits that Mike is right
And nobody fears or respects the Forsaken
2025-11-192h 09The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastThank You For Listening to This Episode | The Great Hunt, Chapters 22-25In which our heroines gain some knowledge
Mike is enervated
James is in mourning
Amal is sick
Isaiah's hamster power electrical grid fails
And there are so many tangents there's no way to follow anything.
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The Weird Tales PodcastThe Family of the Vourdalak, part 2, by Alexei TolstoyIn which our hero makes a pivotal mistake because SEX.
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2025-11-1129 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastNo Episode This Week Cause Technical Difficulties
2025-11-0502 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastHe's Gonna Die from Death | The Great Hunt, Chapters 14-17In which our heroes make new friends
Mike is once again confused by Canada, and all things Canadian
Amal’s lack of fear of Ba’alzamon is spreading
James keeps getting interrupted
Isaiah sticks to his guns
And everybody agrees that that b*tch from the next chapter is Lanfear
2025-10-291h 38The Weird Tales PodcastThe Family of the Vourdalak, by Alexei TolstoyIn which our heroes make all the dumbest decisions it's possible to make in the given situation.
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2025-10-2826 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastAn Exclusively Canadian Thing | The Great Hunt, Chapters 10-13In which our heroes get a restful night's sleep.
Mike calls out Steven Erikson on his naming bullshit
Amal is caught unawares
James doesn’t know Shakespeare.
Isaiah prepares ye the way of the Malazan
And absolutely nobody makes note of the fact that this is the twentieth episode.
2025-10-221h 40The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastThe Knock-Up Man | The Great Hunt, Chapters 7-9In which our heroes set off on a sizeable chase
Mike subjects everyone to family dynamics.
Amal opens the Robert Jordan Stock Phrases can of worms and spills it all over the podcast.
James drills down on everyone’s ages, again.
Isaiah subconsciously ships Rand and Nynaeve.
And everybody sucks at doing accents
2025-10-151h 36The Weird Tales PodcastThe Seventeenth Hole at Duncaster, by H.R. WakefieldIn which our hero argues about pin placement, and much unnecessary golf lingo is thrown about willy-nilly
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2025-10-1527 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastYour Mother is a Thumb | The Great Hunt, Chapters 4-6In which our heroes make mistakes
Mike draws parallels to geopolitical conflicts.
Amal has nothing but disdain for Ba’alzamon.
James snubs his wife on their anniversary.
Isaiah is disgusted.
And for the first time in the podcast’s history, nobody makes a Tolkien or Harry Potter reference.
2025-10-081h 46The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastWe're Laughing Because of You | The Great Hunt, Prologue-Chapter 3In which our hero runs around like a chicken with his head cut off.
Mike is forced to defend Shakespeare’s honor
Amal’s fury outburns Ba’alzamon’s.
James, for all of the reading he has done, does not recognize one of the most FAMOUS AND IMPORTANT LITERARY DEVICES OF ALL TIME
Isaiah would be more evil
And nobody knows what [Spoiler] knows.
2025-10-011h 27The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastToo Much Swords 0/10 | The Eye of the World Full Book DiscussionMike loses his mind editing.
Amal and Isaiah team up to craft a theory.
James dips out to go to a wedding
Isaiah is sick of the swords
And everybody is excited to start the second book.
2025-09-241h 50The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastThe Real Dark One Was the Forsaken We Met Along the Way | The Eye of the World, FinaleIn which our heroes go there and back again.
Mike RAFOs everyone and everything forever and ever world without end, amen.
Amal runs with a theory in exactly the wrong direction
James demands answers
Isaiah does a dramatic reenactment
And everybody gets to have their first experience with the Big White Book of Bad Art
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2025-09-172h 03The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastBill Pullman's a Fade | The Eye of the World, Chapters 46-48In which our heroes hear stories
Mike gets reductive about Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons (yes, I had to look that up because Ice and Fire is BORING and I DNFed halfway through the first book).
Amal is original style
James tries to explain sports
Isaiah leaves out a VERY important...
2025-09-101h 28The Weird Tales PodcastTales from the Dreamlands, by H.P. LovecraftThe Winds of Time Podcast: https://windsoftimepodcast.podbean.com/
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Darkhorse Road, and Other Stories: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVFFLVNL
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2025-09-0943 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastGOODbye... That's It | The Eye of the World, Chapters 43-45In which our ways take a lovely constitutional through a horrific miasma of darkness and soul sucking wind.
Mike puts an end to the funny funny colloquialism
Amal gets needlessly nihilistic
James reads into and overthinks things too much
Isaiah steals the Tolkien reference from James
And everybody, once again, takes a Spontaneous Last Minute Digressionary Interlude
2025-09-031h 33The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastGalad is a b-tch | The Eye of the World, Chapters 39-42In which our heroes are reunited, and it feels so good.
Mike stomps down on a theory before it gets profligately out of hand
Amal refuses to suspend her disbelief
James learns some new stuff
Isaiah fails to make the joke
Everybody fixates on an ultimately unimportant plot hole, and just… GOD I hope you all like “The Girl from Ipanema”.
2025-08-271h 30The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastVery Much Not Plot Armor | The Eye of the World, Chapters 35-38In which our heroes reach their various destinations
Mike once again completely forgets about Isaiah
Amal frees us from the torment of the Three-Pronged Leaf
James just… really loves his Tolkien, doesn’t he?
Isaiah is annoyed by the chapter icons
and everyone is getting sent to The Hague for the actual legitimate criminal crime of not laughing at one of the funniest jokes ever told.
2025-08-201h 35The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastDon't Contest My Notes | The Eye of the World, Chapters 31-34In which our heroes flashback to a flashback
Mike goes off about dreams
Amal gets deep into logistics
James gets pouty
Isaiah finally manages to get a correct guess for the future (If you know, you know)
and not a single living soul realized this was the tenth episode, so no special parties were had.
2025-08-131h 20The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastSheer Ignorance Will Lead to the Answer | The Eye of the World, Chapters 28-30In which our heroes get in all sorts of trouble
Mike loves the sibling dynamic of his newbies
Amal doesn’t back down
James sticks to his guns
Isaiah is eternally wrong
and everyone gets hyped for the next four chapters
2025-08-061h 24The Weird Tales PodcastThe Terror, CHapter 14: The End of the Terror, by Arthur MachenIn which M Night Shyamalan takes over writing duties for a chapter
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2025-08-0529 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastLiterally No Evidence | The Eye of the World, Chapters 25-27In which our heroes are all meandering their way across the continent.
Mike is rawdoggin’ this episode
Amal is broiling
James cooks up some conspiracy theories
Isaiah has feelings towards Aram
and the real Wheel of Time is the friends we made along the way.
2025-07-301h 26The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastA Piece of Rand's Dragon | The Eye of the World, Chapters 21-24In which our heroes learn new things about themselves.
Mike lets his newbies have their delusions.
Amal ships Lan and Nynaeve.
James replaces Tolkien comparisons with Star Wars comparisons.
Isaiah called his shots, and he’s sticking to them.
and the newbies are all suspicious of Mike, who is ONLY TRYING TO ENHANCE THE EXPERIENCE OF READING THE SERIES AND MAKE IT AS GOOD FOR THEM AS IT CAN BE CAN YOU JUST HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME.
2025-07-231h 50The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastSome Base NPC Trollocs | The Eye of the World, Chapters 18-20In which our heroes, after an argument between the two leaders of the group, enter the mines of Moria, one of them is a fool of a Took, they get separated, are told to fly you fools, and… wait… hold on…
Mike goes squeaky
Amal gets, just, REALLY passionate
James finds shades of Tolkien everywhere
Isaiah hates Florida drivers
and no one knows how old Thom is.
2025-07-161h 22The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastHumbleness and Wisdom | The Eye of the World, Chapters 15-17In which our heroes have their first taste of a "Big City."
Mike isn’t even a little bit bitter.
Amal is once again SO CLOSE and yet so far.
James locks in on everyone’s age
Isaiah is off riding the Trolls Trollercoaster
and you really don’t want to know how much time I spent trying to find the Girl From Ipanema clip.
2025-07-091h 12The Weird Tales PodcastThe Terror, Chapter 10 and 11, by Arthur MachenIn which our hero makes some discoveries
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2025-07-0824 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastThe Great Hunt for the Corn | The Eye of the World, Chapters 12-14In which our heroes reach a new town, and we get twelve megatons of lore dropped right on our unsuspecting heads.
Mike defends Wicked’s honor, Amal considers genetic breeding programs, James triggers Phantom Menace PTSD, Isaiah drags the podcast back from the brink, and everyone is just gonna have to read and find out.
2025-07-021h 38The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastJohn Wheeloftime | The Eye of the World, Chapters 8-11In which our heroes set forth in to a brave new world.
Mike IS Little Miss Moffet, Amal is kinda right, but exactly wrong about multiple things, James spins a spontaneous but still very thoughtful theory, Isaiah triggers Malazan PTSD, and NOBODY understands the cover art.
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2025-06-251h 31The Weird Tales PodcastThe Terror, Chapters 8 and 9, by Arthur MachenIn which our heroes take a constitutional and see the sights.
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2025-06-2426 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastThe Brotherhood of Herons | The Eye of the World, Chapters 5-7In which our hero takes a leisurely stroll through the woods.
Mike considers renaming the podcast. Isaiah has a theory about trees. Amal is suspicious. James asks questions to which he absolutely is not getting answers.
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2025-06-181h 13The Weird Tales PodcastThe Terror, Chapters 6 and 7, by Arthur MachenIn which our heroes ruminate on pedagogues, and STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ON WITH THE STORY.
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2025-06-1725 minThe Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough PodcastThe One Power's Goop Juice | The Eye of the World, Prologue - Chapter 4In which our heroes James, Amal and Isaiah set forth on a perilous quest. To read through the entirety of The Wheel of Time book series, led by a Wheel of Time veteran, who is extra smug about his knowledge.
Mike is a smug secret-keeper. James loves Tolkien. Isaiah lets everyone know what it's like to be 17. Amal has definite feelings about wind.
2025-06-111h 45The Weird Tales PodcastThe Terror, Chapters 4 and 5, by Arthur Machen
In which our hero still has not really gotten on with the story, and we hear a theory of dubious scientific merit.
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