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Aussie Role Call16. D&D Actual plays with greg from dice paper roleIn this episode we catch up with Greg from Dice Paper Role. Dice Paper Role is a Dungeons and Dragons comedy adventure that was created in Naarm (Melbourne, Australia) in 2017 by five Australian mates who decided their tabletop shenanigans were too good not to share. DPR is an actual play podcast with over 200 episodes. We chat to Greg all about the Dice Paper Role journey and tips for starting an actual play. We also share a Vox Pop from Conquest, news about the Tabletop Open Day in St Kilda, Melbourne, and where to get tickets for Chaosium Con Australia...2025-04-2241 min
Robert Hartley GMShort Rest - Dice Paper RoleRob is chatting round the campfire with Dan Last, Ben Clements, Greg Pickering and Jack Kirby Crosby from Dice Paper Role ( @dicepaperrole ), a Melbourne based Dungeons & Dragons comedy podcast, where the DnD is fast and loose and full of roleplay and stupid decisions. There are over 170 episodes, covering homebrew, published modules & one shot live shows! Check out their website at https://www.DicePaperRole.com and drop them a follow on insta at https://www.instagram.com/dicepaperroleThanks to Jen Toher for editingFriends, Fans and Fine folkIf you enjoyed this video and you want to support me...2025-03-282h 37
The Weekly Planet481 Spider-Man: Across the Spider-VerseBig week for Spider-Man...s! Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse, a movie 5 years in the making, is finally here! And in addition to a review of that we talk more writers strike delays, The Rock and Kim Cattrall returns to their most popular series, a new rift is forming the the Fast & Furious family, confirmation of a Miles Morales live action movie, Tom Cruise takes on Christopher Nolan and more! Thanks for listeningNick Mason on the Scamapalooza Podcast: https://audioboom.com/channel/scamapaloozaNick Mason on the Dice, Paper, Roll Podcast: https://www...2023-06-051h 34
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Dice Hard: A Christmas Story'Twas the night before Burkemas, and all through Nakatomi Not a hostage was stirring, not even Takagi; The baddies were flailing their guns in the air, But little did they know, Burke was already there... Join DPR on an action packed Dungeons and Dragons adventure into the traditional Christmas fare that is 80s action films! Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-dice-hard-a-christmas-story/ 2021-12-232h 36
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR gone Feywild - Episode ZeroIt's a hot, wet summer in Faerun. Time to pack the trunk, slip into your best budgie smugglers, and take a jaunt into the wildest wilderness that ever existed outside the material plane. Join DPR as we explore the character concepts for our next Dungeons and Dragons adventure - Wild beyond the Witchlight! Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-gone-feywild-episode-zero/2021-12-201h 25
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - All Hallows' NightWe have ridden the roller coaster of fear, up and down, through taffy and tank based despair, and now DM Lauren Bok leads us into the ultimate crescendo of Halloween Horror. To overcome this dastardly scheme DPR does its own research and reveals the sinister plans of Big Tank proving once and for all that four heads are better than one. Episode Art & Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-all-hallows-night/ 2021-11-071h 21
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - All Hallows' DayLight up your Jack-o'-lantern, grab a pumpkin spiced latte and join DPR for the second part of their 2021 Halloween Trilogy, "All Hallows' Day". Oh but whatever you do, don't go into the basement... Episode Art & Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-all-hallows-day/ 2021-10-311h 30
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - All Hallows' EveJoin DPR for some Trick or Treatin' Tom Foolery in the first chapter of their 2021 Halloween Trilogy, "All Hallows' Eve". DM'd by the inimitable Lauren Bok, get set for a spooooooky ride. Episode Art & Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-all-hallows-eve/ 2021-10-251h 33
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 40 - It was the Best of Times, It was the Cursed of TimesThis is it, we promise! The Final_Final episode of Curse of Strahd.The culmination of 40 hours of play and the actions of 5 players, 10 player characters, and one sadistic DM. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll nod sagely at the words of wisdom. Come with us into the realm of horror that is: Dice Paper Role does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd - the Finale!! https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-40-it-was-the-best-of-times-it-was-the-cursed-of-times/2021-09-122h 20
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 39 - PenultimatumOk ok ok... so the party has been split up, but we promise... THIS time we take on Strahd in the Final Show Down. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd - the Finale!! https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-39-penultimatum/ 2021-08-271h 46
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 38 Part 2 - Bass Steel DayThe party, amidst a swelling mob of Barovians, storm the castle and confront Strahd in the final showdown. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-38-part-2-bass-steel-day/ 2021-08-191h 43
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 38 Part 1 - David Lynch MobThe end is nigh, as Ragyog takes the holy bone in his sweaty, sweaty hand. The mob are assembled and rowdy, the speeches inspirational, and the plans set in stone as DPR set off for their final march to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Join us for: DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-38-part-1-david-lynch-mob/2021-08-0459 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 37 - The Night we called it a DayThe stakes are high as the party regroup and plot their final surge towards castle Ravenloft with a little help from another new friend. Ragyog gets back in touch with Lathander via the holiest of relics, Sasha faces some hard truths, and Sonny lives up to his moniker. Join us for: DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-37-the-night-we-called-it-a-day/2021-07-071h 39
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 36 - 3 Bakers DozenVallaki has some unexpected guests, but the party roll out the welcome mat. Luckily bakers are still open at this late hour, and the party get cooking. Join us for: DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Credits https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-36-3-bakers-dozen/2021-06-301h 08
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 35 - Give 'em the ChairAfter a long and tiring journey, Ragyog and Sasha look their problems right in the eyes and lay out their positions. There is still much to be discovered: - How does one style one's hair like that? - Who is this otherworldly being? and - How valuable is 8 hours rest? Find out all this and more on: DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr---curse-of-strahd-35---give-em-the-chair/2021-06-161h 00
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 34 - Fast and the FabulousSometimes you gotta make a choice. Sometimes those choices are hard. If you have what it takes, you can take it all... Will you choose family, or will you choose a cool ass flying skull? Find out as DPR delves into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-34-fast-and-the-fabulous/2021-06-0857 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 33 - Anyway, Here's WaterwallToday is going to be the day when we are going to start the end. By now, they should have somehow realised what they have to do. I don't believe that anybody, can die from a little swim. Except maybe this lot. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd... https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-33-anyway-heres-waterwall/ 2021-05-241h 05
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 32 - My Other House is a Floating SkullBabs is back and ready to show her displeasure about the house remodelling by taking it out on the party one by one. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons – Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com2021-05-171h 23
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 31.5 - 100% Less GregWe are at the pointy end of the campaign now! Join the cast in a special episode as we attempt to pull the story threads together and throw around our theories on how this might play out. Will there be a happy ending? What would that look like? Who has plot armour? Now with 100% less Greg.... on DPR Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-05-1046 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 31 - Air DnD This week the party are reminded that the property market in Barovia can only really ever be described as 'hostile'... Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd... www.DicePaperRole.com2021-05-051h 13
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 30 - I'll Be There for YouNo one told them life was gonna be this way Their foe's a bloke, in a cloak, Who's love life's DOA. It's like he's always flyin around and spreading fear, It hasn't been their day, their week, their month, or even their year.... Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-04-271h 01
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 29 - Stones and BonesAfter a little light gardening and taking out the trash everyone sets off again into a bright future free of government or otherworldly interference, only to be waylaid by the garbo Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-04-2148 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 28 - Jurassic BarkEveryone seems to be having a really good time getting to know each other. Then, without warning! (some warning) a giant evil elm wants to wreck everyone's picnic. Will they stay and fight, or will they leaf?? Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-04-1353 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 27 - The 27 ClubThe 27 club is extremely exclusive. Now that we are in the door it is time to take stock of our inventory, tie up our boot straps, pick up a legendary item or two and hit the road! Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-04-0649 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 26 - Deadly NightshadeTensions finally boil over, and a resolution is forced. Only friendship is able to stop the darkness, but night has already come, and all is in shade. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-03-2254 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 25 - Corvid-19Sit down for some cheese and wine and listen as the intricacies of Barovian politics and history are revealed piece by piece. Didn't ask for an exposition dump? That's a shame. More Brie? Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-03-141h 14
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 24 - Ferment with Ad-VintageWatch your step on the gantry as we look down into the bottomless pit of despair that is the Purple Grape Mash barrel. Usually we keep these closed due to the incredibly dangerous gasses they emit, but when your winery is invaded by a horde of demonic stick insects, you pull out all the stops! Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com2021-03-0753 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 23 - A Sticky SituationThe party arrive at the Wizard of the Wines, ready for a day of wine tasting and cheese. But all is not as it seems, looks like they might have to swallow the Pine-o Noir first. Look out, it has a woody aftertaste! Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-03-0257 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 22 - A Long IntroductionWith only the slightest of nudges we do a deep dive into how each of the characters is feeling and looking right now, into a rabbit hole of self aggrandisement and navel gazing. Plus some D&D? Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com 2021-02-2246 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 21 - No Takesie BacksiesWith a full quest log and the town of Valliki at their feet, the party pay their respects to the burgomaster. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com2021-02-141h 15
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR XMAS 2020 - Part 2 - White ChristmasJoin Dice Paper Role as we delve into a very special xmas.... special. DM'ed by first time Dungeon Master, long time funny person Lauren Bok, this madcap and festive tale will surely warm the cockles of even the darkest heart. Strap in for some festive Dungeons and Dragons fun times with DPR! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-12-281h 20
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR XMAS 2020 - Part 1 - Give Me Back My Wife!Join Dice Paper Role as we delve into a very special xmas.... special. DM'ed by first time Dungeon Master, long time funny person Lauren Bok, this madcap and festive tale will surely warm the cockles of even the darkest heart. Strap in for some festive Dungeons and Dragons fun times with DPR! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-12-211h 19
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 20 - Quest Log CityThe party finally enter the town of Vallaki and are presented with a cornucopia of quest opportunities and interesting NPC's. Instead they spend 40 minutes talking to a guardsman with anger issues. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-12-131h 00
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 19 - Cool Story HansHans makes a new friend, and gets a special keepsake. He works hard to mend fences with the others while they decide their next step. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-12-061h 18
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 18 - The Fire WithinThe party meets more of Strahd's minions, while Hans and Ireena split. Ireena discovers more about herself, to Hans' detriment. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-11-291h 14
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Curse of Strahd 17 - A Charming IntroductionIreena reveals some explosive details about her past which comes as a real shock to the group. The party new and old are introduced to the locals, with varying results. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-11-2556 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 16 - He Died with a Grimace on his FaceHans shows his sword skills which earns him a new friend. The group walk away from the flaming dumpster of their recent past, and into the wet and fishy embrace of their future. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com2020-11-1559 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 15 - Live, Laugh, StabJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The remaining members of the party make moves to remove the threat of the lonely mill once and for all, and Captain Jackamo finally lives up to his name and brand.https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-11-071h 16
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 14 - Key to FreedomJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Jackamo and Curley play a game and confront a cagey dilemma. Who will find the key to their freedom first? After a solid sleep the others come to help, but will they make it back in time? Will the timelines converge in just the right way? Wait. There are different timelines? https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-11-011h 00
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 13 - Feelin the FiloJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The party is split. Hans, Ragyog and Mo are in the woods, deciding if they have the strength to save their lost friends now, or if they should have a good 8 hours sleep first. Curley and Jacamo find themselves uncomfortably full of pastry, wake up Saw, and in a very sticky situation. https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-10-2554 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 12 - CarpanonJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! After storming into the lonely mill the party get more than they bargained for. Hans shares his fish brain thoughts, and Ragyog tries desperately to hold it all together. https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-10-1754 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 11 - HansicarpJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The party form a cunning plan and enter the mill well prepared, so that nothing unfortunate could possibly eventuate. Absolutely no-one gets turned into a fish. https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-10-121h 14
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 10 - Emotionally DecimatedJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Tension and paranoia ferment as the party continues to suffer nightmares and Mo receives another visit from Strahd. Things only get worse as the party arrive at the Lonely mill their Torokka reading warned them of. https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-10-0454 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 9 - A Rookie Bookie ErrorJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The group puts their trust in Terry, who helps them chase waterfalls. It seems like a big old waste of time, until they use the location to shoot a new Cloghearts commercial and Hans gets his head wet. https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-09-271h 04
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 8 - The Tale of Ten Toe TerryJoin DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The group earn some well deserved rest by a Vistani campfire, hosted by some interesting friends with tall tales to share. Once they have drunk their fill, they delve into Madame Eva's tent, and the Tarokka reading. But the reading is not free. Everything in Barovia has a cost... https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-09-201h 04
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 7 - Wiz on Down the RoadThe party are finally past the first town, and into the wilds of Barovia. In the shadow of castle Ravenloft the group relive their favorite 70's musical moments, drain the well and assault some innocent scarecrows. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-09-141h 13
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 6 - Ignore the ScreamingA solemn funeral ceremony is observed for the late burgomaster of Barovia, and absolutely nothing inappropriate happens at all. Yep, it's all above board here. No basement antics, no funeral crashing, no fast food service. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-09-0746 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 5 - A Warm Glass of MilkThis week DPR learn all about their enemies (both dead and undead), the particulars of pie marketing, and a new transformative dining table. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-08-241h 01
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 4 - Dead RingerCurley the Crabman shares a smoke with a friendly neighbourhood maniac, learning a thing or two and picking up a side quest. The group registers another new, and this time, alarming party member. Then the DM tries to unload a bunch of exposition, but is waylaid by unexpected NPC's. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-08-1155 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 3 - The Patron SpeaksDPR make a new friend, discuss the benefits of various types of cookie and then raise the roof on the sleepy town of Barovia with a friendly fireball and some unsolicited door knocking. You know, just totally normal dungeons and dragons stuff. https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-07-271h 19
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 2 - Classic WarlockDPR roll into Barovia in style, riding in the good Dr's carriage. It should be a smooth journey, but the road is bumpy, the night is dark, and we are all dumb as hell. Join us as we ruin your favorite Dungeons and Dragons module - Curse of Strahd https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-07-151h 45
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR - Curse of Strahd 1 - A Belated IntroductionDice Paper Role travel to the land of Barovia with new original* characters, brand new theme music, and a newfound ambivalence towards editing. Listen to this Dungeons and Dragons horror campaign be brought to life, or if not life then definitely some form of jerky, slightly rotten afterlife** *semi-original **not technically or legally life https://www.DicePaperRole.com 2020-06-2843 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 22 Part II - Escape RoomYour correspondent Scuffy McDags reports from shopping centre ground zero with an in depth piece into the poo ticket pandemonium. Scruffy will dive deep into the septic environment of the weekly shop, fearlessly finding out who has a clean behind and who... doesn’t. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-23-part-ii-escape-room/ 2020-03-1546 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 22 - Law & Order: MultiverseGhost trains. Chugging through the night on spectral rails, spewing noxious gas into the air. Where did they come from? We don't have actual trains? Will it affect your property value? Find out by signing up for a free property valuation with Pinot Puppetman. No strings attached. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-22-law-order-multiverse/2020-03-0129 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 21 - New Hell, who Dis?According to known fusspot and bleeding heel, Alan Bloodspatter, the world is on fire. But surely the world has always been on fire, and if not on fire, then at least a smouldering wreck. As renowned bloodhound, Fido Mammal said in 1996: the roof is on fire. Proof that some places were previously on fire. Also it's raining. Now pass me my briefcase marked "coal money" and I will be on my way. Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Podcast Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-21-new-hell-who-dis/ 2020-02-161h 09
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 20 - Inner Demons... I Mean DevilsDriven by a desire for justice. Seeking answers to a dark past. Jemima Jordansen must defeat the demons of Acheron and the demons within. !!!YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW SHE DID IT!!! CLICK HERE Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-20-inner-demons-i-mean-devils/2019-10-271h 04
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 19 - Up Styx CreekOn our panel this week, Grooty Thunderbug, child prodigy and part time sailor lays out all the facts. Grooty tells us why the world is burning and how we can stop it. And of course to make sure our coverage is completely balanced, we have brought in 5 middle aged white men to scream incoherent arguments and personal insults at her during the presentation. Only on, Badger News Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-19-up-styx-creek/2019-10-121h 06
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 18 - Meet the FrackersWell known inventor and stinky hermit Pendleton Cycleframe shows us his new handcrafted wooden masterpiece: the TwoWheel. Peddleton tells us in excruciating detail how every single component was thought up, rejected, re-examined, re-rejected, re-re-examined, accepted, carved, put into a cupboard, forgotten, rediscovered, and then polished. This Soonday on: 60 Minutiae Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-18-meet-the-frackers/2019-09-291h 03
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 17 - SandstormThis week on DPR - the radio station you can rely on 3/10 days a week. Soonday: Pounce and Mullanry hunt a cornish cereal murderer, who runs them in rings before flaking out. Turday: Wildman Bex reveals the shocking and filthy habits of Bourgeois Snails. Whyday: A mystery chef appears in the long grass, cooking a hot tomale of poked bowls. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-17-sandstorm/2019-09-151h 04
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 16 - The Power of Helm ft. TempusYou can get it hawking wares. You can get it wiping benches. You can get it hunting bears. You can get it digging latrine trenches. You can get it any old how. A hard earned thirst needs a big chunky drink. Barry's Dogs Milk: It's a dogs breakfast. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-16-the-power-of-helm-ft-tempus/2019-09-011h 12
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 15 - Make Me Better!This week at DPR, we thank our sponsors: Dolce Kabana They make the finest meat based attire money can buy. From the popular Herring Vest worn by discerning adventurers, to the signature Kabana Culottes, voluminous and fatty in their magnificence. If you plan to travel to a post-apocalyptic plane of existence, these pieces can be both fashionable and incredibly valuable. Use the code NEVERTHROWTHESEAWAY for a 10% discount. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-15-helm-make-me-better/2019-08-181h 08
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 14 - The Flight of the Rusty PrawnOn Coordinates, Coordinates, Coordinates this week we find a home for Mr & Mrs Crumbberbatch and their 18 children. Will they choose the stank of the river district, the grime of the Smith's Quarter, or the incessant proselytizing of Temple Row? Riveting stuff. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-14-flight-of-the-rusty-prawn/2019-07-211h 01
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 13 - Dinner and a ShowdownThis season of Bronze Cook brings you the freshest cooking challenges with a new and brutal spice. Listen as Cook Aranaz the Wise puts together a stew of foresight that will tingle your taste buds so savagely you can see through time. The secret ingredient? - Extremely potent spider venom We make this 80 year old man dig around in the ground among a horde of spider nests, risking his life for this vital component. He will cry, he will beg, he will remember he signed a waver. Credits: http...2019-07-071h 01
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 12 - The Lion Snacks TonightI’m 9 out of 10 Displacer Beasts A.M.A. The Live Show Tonight FEAT: Jump’n Jenk’nz - Illusionist and barn salesgnome, Garbom Grufflesnacks - Wererights Activist and teapot collector, & Todd from accounting. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-12-the-lion-snacks-tonight/2019-06-081h 11
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 11 - From the Frying Pan into the Deep FryerWe at DPR like to keep things clean. As a family friendly broadcaster we like to keep our airwaves fresh, wholesome and available for the whole family. Which is why we are proud to be sponsored this week by the incredible Gnappy Hair Nappy. Made from the finest Gnoll hair, these nappies are soft and absorbent. All Gnappy's Gnoll hair is sourced from free range dungeon Gnolls, harvested fresh by adventurers you know and love. Gnappy - Nothing holds a turd like a clump of Gnoll Hair. http://www.dicepaperrole.com/po...2019-05-251h 18
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 10 - Behind the CurtainBeyond the Razor Plains of Tiarn, through the Bog of Endless Suffering, past the Forest of Despair, under the Lake of Burning, deep in the Cave of Crushing Boulders lies a merchant of endless wonders named Carl. This week only Carl is offering a crazy 10% off all magic item purchases, just use the code word DPR to receive this absolutely bonkers discount! Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-10-behind-the-curtain/2019-05-111h 09
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 9: Apocalypse Training, Stages 5 through 7It's election season, and DPR is on the campaign trail, gathering gusting sound bites from the hustings for your displeasure. This week we interview Faerun First senator Lazy Banning about his controversial anti-goose migration policy. An official spokesperson for the senator said “ohhhh nernernernernerner” and punched this reporter in the face. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-9-apocalypse-training-stages-5-through-7/2019-04-271h 27
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 8 - A Dragon BornGoatball season is almost upon us! In the lead up, to satisfy your Goatball hunger we have: Goatball X - a shorter, faster, bloodier version of Goatball. Goatball XL - a longer, slower, less interesting version of Goatball. Goatball at First Sight - Goatball played by a team who have never met before. and NEW this season! Stoatball - the Goatball you know and love, except this time, it's a Stoat. Only on DPR's Wide World of Balls. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/p...2019-04-031h 17
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 7 - You Can Call Me AlSail the ashy skies and beyond with a Super King Stateroom on our Premiere Cruise Ship - "The Golden Goose" Watch the brilliant orange sunsets through the clouds of nuclear winter. Feast on the remaining foodstuffs we can scavenge as the world deteriorates around you. Stay above the smells of decomposing civilizations and burning nations on our LAST EVER round the world tour with G&O cruises! Book Now! Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-7-you-can-call-me-al/2019-02-161h 11
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 6 - Like Tears in RainPisces: This week you will gain the opportunity to learn a new skill - dive in. The moon is at half spread, bringing you bad fortune in games of chance. Don't push your luck, and take this time to give your undies a wash. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-6-like-tears-in-rain/2019-02-031h 17
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 5 - Falling from a Great GesundheitWhat makes a move worthy of becoming a signature? DPR canvasses three experts to get to the bottom of this once and for all. Sully Qeem (Social Drinking Influencer), Peerson Scumbidge (Back Alley Knife Handler), and Ms Badger McFace (actual badger), answer these age old questions: What's the perfect style to substance ratio? How much hamstring damage is too much? What time is lunch? Our second hour is the top 100 murder styles as voted by you, live from Kevin's Mum's clam farm. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-5-falling-from-a-great-gesundheit/2019-01-191h 07
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 4 - Jungle Bex and the Snatch MobileDPR will be broadcasting an hour of silence this week in memory of a fallen colleague. Jerry Softnoggin, our intrepid reporter from the FaceMeat tribe was our man on the ground for all your favorite jungle stories. Listen to some of his most popular episodes like: Berry in Season, and 10 Ways to Cook a Face, then sit in silence for an hour and wallow in our self pity. This Monday at 8. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-4-jungle-bex-and-the-snatch-mobile2019-01-061h 25
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 3 - Troubles with LycanthropySoft of step, this cunning beast is perfectly adapted to its jungle habitat. It speeds through the undergrowth, eyes forward, unerringly dashing amongst the great boles of the ancient trees. DPR brings you a close up of this mysterious, rarely seen beast. The elusive jungle donkey. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-3-troubles-with-lycanthropy/2018-12-231h 11
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 2 - A Leopard Never Changes its JortsPossible future forecasts indicate meteor showers with a high chance of firestorm. The likelyhood of burnt grasslands and temperate forests means less grazing land for vital food stocks. This weather update was brought to you by Shlock Shlammer's Hay and Feed stockists - we'll get you through droughts, floods, and the apocalypse. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-2-a-leopard-never-changes-its-jorts/2018-12-081h 06
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book II Chapter 1 - What's your Apocalypse Plan?This prequel of sorts is a romp through the magical world that made the original series so celebrated, but without the favourite characters we all knew and loved. Despite a slimy performance by Jimmy Pepp as the titular villain, the story chugs along like an overloaded, square wheeled mule cart. 3 out of 5 well greased villains. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-1-whats-your-apocalypse-plan/2018-11-2554 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 47 - EpilogueVariety had always been a positive person. She said it herself and she said it quite frequently. Everyone knew that Variety had had her share of opportunities to practice positivity. Her’s was the story skated over in public, but devoured in private and at special occasions. A tale told to children by misguided parents to teach them the dangers of men. In spite of all this Variety was a positive person, and sometimes you’re reminded that there is some good in the world. Credits & Artwork: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-47-book...2018-11-0435 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 46 Finale - And it was Written in the StarsATTACK ON GREYMEAD! The release of noxious gas from a nefarious canister has turned 3 dock workers, 2 couriers, and a Pomeranian into murderous spiked devils. Investigators discovered the canister near Belfinky dock with a name tag still attached. It read: Property of Bruce T Milkman. When asked if Mr. Milkman had been arrested, Chief Inspector Ronald Binskin said “We asked Bruce, but he said he didn't do it." The investigation is ongoing... Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-46-book-1-finale-and-it-was-written-in-the-stars/2018-07-2243 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 45 - The End is NighBart Mulwimple was a simple goat herder. His goat meat was prized throughout Greymead for its flavour and tenderness, but each season he was left with a surplus of hides. Frustrated by the waste he set about finding a new way to use this versatile material. After years of searching for the right purpose he was inspired when the morning sun shone directly through his window into his remaining good eye. Bart Mulwimple is proud to present: Mulwimple's Goat Skin Blinds - better than stabbing yourself in the eye with a stick. Artwork and Credits: ...2018-07-151h 08
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 44 - Oriki's SongWhen you’re stranded and broke and need to get home, who can you trust? 9/10 Doctors agree it’s the bus you took on your first solo trip, the same bus you trusted when you moved to college and the bus you trusted to bring you back home again every summer. It’s the bus powered by a steaming pack of eighteen dogs.... It’s Greyhound. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-44-orikis-song/2018-07-0856 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 43 - Brakai's BirthdayTorus: The next few days will be influenced by the proximity of the moons. Things might take a turn for the worse before they get better. Remember to be true to yourself and stand by your friends. Beware moments of greed. Treasure may not be as shiny as you first think. You may feel an unbidden craving for doughnuts. Go for it. What could possibly go wrong? Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-43-brakais-birthday/2018-06-301h 00
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 42 - See No EvilGwendoline looked intensely at Pietor. They both knew what this meant. Pietor steadied himself, suddenly aware of each second that ticked on the timepiece on Gwendoline’s wrist. Oh Gwendoline’s wrists. He could write odes to her wrists, ballads to her fingers, and limericks to her knuckles. But this sudden flight of longing cost Pietor dearly, as Gwendoline pinned his thumb and won the championship for the third year running. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-42-see-no-evil/ 2018-06-241h 00
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 41 - Helm’s Hidey HoleThere is a place that you can go, when life is tough and you’re feeling low. A place where troubles disappear, a place for friends; a place for beer. If you’re having a day where you question it all... then come on down to the hidey hole. Thursday is adults only chicken dipper night (now in two flavours!), kids eat free. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-41-helms-hidey-hole/2018-06-1758 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 40 - The First Rule of Clown SchoolDinner Plan Review. This exciting new show explores your dinner plans and rates them against your peers, colleagues, friends and family. Hear the Jones family's profound love of ankheg meat as they chomp down on deep fried legs with creme fraiche. Noisily. Next to the microphone. Brutal and sloppy? Yes. Delish? You be the judge. Vote #dprdinnerplanreview for your chance to win a gaping wound. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-40-the-first-rule-of-clown-school 2018-06-1059 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 39 - Daaavid vs GoliathAcclaimed documentarian and activist Borghum Freesnail narrates a tale of survival against the odds. Borghum, 85, slides his way across the continent following in the snail tracks of the near extinct Mighty Eastern greysnails as they migrate north for the spring. Borghum is all charisma in what may be his final project. This is ‘The Slime of the ancient narrator.’ Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-39-daaavid-vs-goliath/2018-06-0341 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 38 - Off the WallRinger Pullos is a brash and gregarious woman. She sweeps into the room and grasps my hand in a firm and yet welcoming handshake. Her eyes sparkle with intelligence and laughter, as we sit down to chat and I feel as though I am the one being interviewed. We talk about her meteoric rise through the cannery trade, and find out about her newest invention, set to take the can world by storm. The magnetic circular can opening lift device. Game changer. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-38-off-the-wall/2018-05-2752 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 37 - The Drums of WarThis week on DPR we interview polar explorer and CS Lewis fanatic Burnish Buckletoon as he prepares for his 14th expedition to the Deep South. We ask all the big questions: how cold it was? How are the Pengloids and Solar Bears? And what about the Christian parallels present throughout the Narnia books? Burnish talks ignorance, racism, and completely ignores most of our questions as he scoffs down a free lunch. Hot stuff. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-37-the-drums-of-war/2018-05-2051 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 36 - Siege the DayA penny saved is a penny earned so the saying goes. But does it hold up in a court of law? This is what we’ll find out this week as we follow the trial of Shirtfront Amblewang who saved the life of local bottle collector and judo instructor Penny Prossel and is holding her in his home claiming her as his slave. Shirtfront says the law is clear and that he wants to put her to work in his newspaper rolling business before the busy season. News at 11. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.co...2018-05-1346 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 35 - Letters from HomeIt’s sweepsteaks time again as we broadcast from the Boldock Beef and Broom Bazaar. Great deals on brisket on brush, sirloin and scoop, or maybe even try your hand at the suede scrub at a masterclass with the Beefstie Boys. Enjoy the Twilight Tripe and Trowel dance headlined this year by superstar Swabbie Filet Gams. Too much meat? DW, they’re doing mushrooms or some shit as well. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-35-letters-from-home/2018-05-0659 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 34 - Diaper PatrolThis week DPR has a real treat for you. We’re broadcasting from the Greymead Stoat and Soap Symposium bringing you live tastings of some of the finest soups and fruit platters you’ll ever hear. Your host Milchard Oblong describes each spoonful in painstaking detail. We taste Millie Mousette's fabled Onion and Pear Soup, Brucemys Fanglesticks’ conjured Minestrone with Goats Cheese, and contemplate the origins of the meat in Barry D'Udder's Chunky Pea and "Ham" surprise. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-34-diaper-patrol/2018-04-291h 08
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 33 Part II - Straight through the Top of the DomeFeedel wasn’t always a beat poet, in fact before he became one he had never before entertained the idea. Feedel was 44 years into a career as a turkey sexer, he was head of the department at the largest Turkey Fromagerie this side of Gwilton. He had a loving husband, three more or less stable children, fourteen grandchildren, a ferret, and a negatively geared investment property. From the outside and by almost every measure, Feedel’s life was good. So what caused him to pause on the job, poult in hand and start riffing? An...2018-04-2136 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 33 Part I - The Shield: What Lies BeneathIn breaking news - last night famed artist Pontifrak Goobsack's world renowned Galleria de la Mug burnt to the ground. Beneath this edifice of the snobby art world, we can now reveal the discovery of a hidden basement filled to the brim with caricatures and scrapbooking by Goobsack himself. Will the discovery of this art tarnish Goobsack's legacy? Will this pile of pornographic filth sully his name? We bring you full, unbiased coverage at 8. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-33-the-shield-part-i/2018-04-1443 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 32 - Deus Rex Machina: Mach IIIn the dead of night a can clinks along the cobblestones. Chunky effluent spews into the Mead River, fouling the city's only water supply... What would the founders of Greymead have thought, seeing the waste, filth, and degradation that now calls itself a city? Is this what their hard labour bought? In the midst of the mire there is a family, their dreams of the future not yet broken by the crushing weight of reality. They’ve saved and borrowed to buy a tiny single room, a tarpaulin roofed lean-to in SloBlo and want to make it into a ho...2018-04-0855 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 31 - The Metal Meets the MeatTorvin Templestow joins DPR this week to talk temple restoration, turnip farming, turning undead and how to run a successful kickstarter. He raised 1000gp in seven days for his temple restoration project. We hear how it all came about and find out how much of that money was donated by his mum. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-31-the-metal-meets-the-meat/2018-04-011h 08
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 30 - The Calm Before the StormRecently deceased bin man Bobby Brumpkin had a secret. He'd gone through his entire life with part of himself hidden, never to be revealed to anyone, not even his nearest and dearest. It pushed people away, a string of broken relationships and failed business ventures fell victim to this unknown truth. It was never named, but it could be felt by those close to Bobby. It was as if there was always something on the periphery... Just out of sight... Something dark, and mysterious... But what was Bobby's secret?2018-03-241h 02
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 29 - If At First You Don't SucceedRandle Pumpersnitch, used horse salesgnome and philanderer speaks out about his love for scallops, Tabaxian theatre, and what to look for when buying a moderately soiled mule. We also examine the tragic events of the Silvertongue Mine explosion. What happened to Barry the Budgie? Was he caught napping? Or was it an inside job, and is Barry the Budgie really Barry the Butcher? We interview his friend, confidant, and noted nictitater, Blisters Beauregarde - whether she likes it or not. All this and more. Bingo at 2. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/p...2018-03-171h 01
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 28 - Hidden DepthsAcclaimed mathematician and trombonist Amberlane Dumbelsnitch returns to DPR for the third lecture in his series of twelve. This eighteen hour extravaganza is a meditation on the irrationality of the square root of 2, featuring many untethered Trombone improvisations, and a rather racist diatribe on Carl Frederick Gauss. Don’t miss it! Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-28-hidden-depths/2018-03-101h 04
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 27 - Snatch’s Midnight LiaisonDPR delves into the unexplored world of septic tank spelunking with Dwarvish daredevil Max Snorkel. Find out about all the best sewers to try for your first spelunking session or, for the more experienced spelunkers, the seven hottest pits of effluence in the Greymeade region. Plus the four best methods for sluicing your wet suit... You won't believe how much number 3 will improve your libido! Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-27-snatchs-midnight-liaison/2018-03-031h 03
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 26 - Greymead in Need‘Squirrelled away’ It may surprise you to learn that the woodland creature was actually named after the popular saying, and not the other way around, as is commonly believed. This misconception has been attributed to Friar Farnables Boyce. We spoke with Farnables’ Mother, who described her son posthumously as “a good boy that had big swing at life, but missed.” Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-26-greymead-need/2018-02-2455 min
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 25 - Snatch's New PantsChrist on a bike we have a good show for you. We here at DPR have been twerking wirelessly bringing you what you want. We’ve been at the annual Tumpty bake off for their sequicentenial celebrations, we’ve been to the Crosswinds delta looking into arcane perch poisoning, we’ve been to the Yumangi Gorgon Dome for BludFest ‘49. What more do you want? Is it scantily dressed women? If so, not cool. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-25-snatchs-new-pants/ 2018-02-171h 06
Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e PodcastDPR Book I Chapter 24 - A Matter of Life and DeathThis week DPR are broadcasting from the Depths of Despair at their third annual charity sack race. Will Glont The Mighty Immolator be able to defend his hard-won title? Or will one of his host of challengers hop themselves to glory in the name of some very sick kids? Pristynn The Destroyer of Worlds, Animals, and All Things, shares her experience of last year’s Egg and Spoon controversy and begs her competitors that this year an œuf is enough. Weather at 6. Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-24-matter-life-death/2018-02-1055 min